the only vaguely incel like character would be caliborn (while yes you can bring up eridan was a prototype for caliborn as a character) it still doesn't change the fact that his archetype is a hipster plus dont get them started on the pseudoscience explanation on why that cant work
>>153994308 Oh right, died before he was old enough to score. Wait so technically every character except Karkat and Terezi are incels since only those two didn't die before losing their virginities?
>>153994308 >summer fling that was never serious. If you went to /r9k/ or one of the incel forums like incels.is and told them you're still an incel even though had a summer fling back when you were 13 they'd call you a fakecel and tell you to fuck off
That said, I think we can all agree he still is a desperate beta >Our brave and fearless leader is... >Eridan! >What a hopeless romantic... >From matesprit to kismesis, his feelings are frantic! >His poor broken heart has been shattered on the floor >But he'll never stop until he can have her for "shore!"
>>153991396 >>dominant females, racism/casteism, sub males, hypno or similar stuff to put you to sleep,.. mind manipulation, grooming little girls :), incest that's 8ased thou6h and he should've put more of it in his works. I'd play psychoanalsiovuals if he had all of this in it
>>153994843 interesting idea thank you for sharing i personally don't like master classs it just seems like an ass pull to make our resident 4channer and tumbrl kid get powers
>>153994642 I shall firmly maintain I am NOT coming on strong just because I'm exercising my natural right to ponder the odors of magenta-colored demonic wenches
>>153994969 yes master classes suck to them not really getting a chance to interact with different aspects , in my pov all classes and aspect can learn form each other and actually beat the game
>>153994924 >>153995178 I Like the idea that in paradox space Lords are an extreme edge case for non-normal players that always seek dominion and are a sort of a final boss like as seen with Caliborn, with there always being a muse to be their anthesis.
would (you) willingly die right now to be reborn as a grub and later to be an troll along with the usual 12 trolls in alternia? (your race color will be random)
taking my path of discipline and patience. i will survive shift today and I will draw my ideal vision: housewife tech hippie tc... and i will give him glasses... megane tc....
How do people continue to enjoy Homestuck knowing its creator is such a litigious piece of shit? I just read something about he's filed restraining orders against like 4 fans for posting critical things about him on the internet
>>153996043 Most of the trolls never bothered to learn their classpect mechanics or put any levels there befor winning, most never godtiered, after the game they were locked out.
>>153993790 >QOTT Definitely Cronus. He's the kind of fucking sleazy, pathetic and desperate guy that's like catnip to me. I WILL turn that fucking wader into my violet cumdump
>>153995821 Fuck that shit, get me into the Beforan team instead, I will enjoy a life on easy mode before the game AND fix up these 12 fuckers before they ruin absolutely everything.
>>153996105 >life on easy mode >mouse utopia but with 2014 culture war politics forever genuinely life on alternia might feel more meaningful and fulfilling (provided you dont get spawnkilled)
>>153996127 >wanting to live in shithole on the level Yemen or Congo except with sociopathic children than to deal with annoying tumblr faggots like Kankri because struggling to survive if you're a lowblood or having to turn into a sociopath yourself if you're a highblood so that you don't become a target yourself is "meaningful and fulfilling"
>>153996338 Still more bearable than a planet-wide gaza full of psycho children hunting each other for sport Also that point is kinda moot if we assume I get into the game anyway and won't have to stick around for the lifetime of changing culled lowbloods' shitty diapers
>>153996233 Mituna got away with being a 4chan user hurling slurs at others, so all in all the worst that might probably happen is a mandatory sensitivity by Mr Vantas, Ms Maryam or some other chucklefuck from HR
>>153996229 So far there's Zach and Luke. I'm not sure if they're cute, but they've got some appeal, especially Luke Also I think Kiki's gender is ambiguous even if most people will obviously lean towards female interpretation so if you want you can still imagine a cock in there.
>>153996666 >imagine the smell.... I'd rather not >You collect SPORES, MOLDS AND FUNGI. Ever since you discovered MUSHROOMS growing out of your several month old laundry, you’ve been on a massive amateur mycology kick, having even fixed up a damn good SHROOM STROGANOFF out of the weird growth in the outhouse corner once.
I came up with this idea of alternate Lords of the other Aspects and I want to know what you guys thoughts are.
Lord of Light – Vriska Serket
Due to a shift in karmic events of the timeline, Vriska Serket carelessly manages kills off the members of her friend group one by one following the guidance of her magic cueball, which she had manages to keep due to ‘Terezi having a misfortune accident where her chest was pierced by a beam of light before she could inform a certain cue head of her secret’ eventually only leaving her and Equius to play them game.
Vriska manages to kill him off though as they enter earning her the right to a Lord’s Game, where she ends up becoming the Lord of Light given the power and dominion over knowledge and fate itself with an orange notebook emblazoned with a sun which she can use to rewrite and influence events her story to her liking.
This power also allows her to circumvent the unwinnable state of a Lord’s session by manipulating having other trolls play Sburb to create a universe for her which she takes for herself, as she so wrote.
Now in new universe a group of four human kids work to play a game with warnings from the void in between dreams by cloaked figure who tells them of the spider who is drawing them into her web.
>>153996743 Lord of Life – Her Imperious Condescension
Thanks to the a discovery of an ancient temple carrying the code of a very important game and a shift in events from information that had been manages to be sent back to her in time, the Condesce manages to make what is described as a code injection, a ROM hack whatever you want to call it to create a special session of sburb to grant her power, however she still needs another player to act as means of playing that she needs and decides to just use her ship battery as a throw away. (little did she now this action would prove to create a nuisance)
With this she manages to gain the powers of the Lord of Life allowing her to become a truly immortal being with complete dominion over biology (see Muzan Kibutsuji). And with it she manipulates events so that a certain Lord of Time never comes to pass.
In a new universe Four Kids and a set of Cherub twins work together with a group of Trolls to work against the machinations of the shape shifting Lord of Life and her army of creatures.
Lord of Heart – Dirk Strider
Following the events of game over, Dirk wanders aimlessly through the corrupted garbled mess of of the medium until he ends up falling into a glitched session of Sburb a Lord’s Game. Due to it’s glitched nature Skaia and the means of creating a genesis frog are available from glitched copies of the beta kids planets along with a special planet which allows him to complete his Lord quest.
In the new universe he’s created, he is able to recreate all his friends but still finds he is empty inside, and tries to fill this emptiness with his Lord of Heart powers which he uses to manipulate the emotions of the copies of his friends to force them into seemingly (to them) genuine relationships to his whims, often changing the current ships whenever he’s bored
>>153996757 While his power over the Heart is absolute eventually Dirks machinations are noticed when John wakes up one day in his bed with Calliope in a cold sweat. She asks him what’s wrong, but John is speechless as he realizes how his relationships have been changing constantly without his notice.
He has awakened his Muse of breath powers, gifted to him by paradox space to counter Lord of Heart who by his glitched nature had avoided having a counterpart to push against him.
Lord of Doom – Mituna Captor (post scratch)
Due to a shift in karmic events, a group of rebels discover an ancient temple carrying the code of a very important game, and foolishly attempt to use it as a means to wither try and overthrow a tyrant or if all else fails escape to a better world despite the warnings on the wall.
In the end the group of rebels end dead except for one, the people they tried to free gone. And the single survivor forced to play a session befitting a Lord of Doom, his power of black liquid sorrow dooming anyone it touches, as he is forced to continue to exist in a world that has lost it’s meaning.
Lord of Mind – Terezi Pyrope
Due to a shift in karmic evenest, one Terezi Pyrope finds herself judging her friends for the crimes and punishes them to the whims of her justice, entering the game that one of them had created to cause such unwarranted destruction, alongside the one other she had not yet deemed criminal.
She ends up playing a Lord’s game where she becomes the blind justice. One who cruel steps over any form of emotions or desires to create a world that is just and in equilibrium gaining the power as Lord of Mind to see though to the and actions of any all creatures at all times to judge them and see through any attempt to attack or dismantle her brand of justice.
>>153996203 Eridan is too sensitive, too romantic and too yearning to work in that specific scenario. He's a perfectly viable option if you're strongly romantically inclined or into corruption, but personally I think giving a horny pest like Cronus what he wanted and more, way beyond what he bargained for, is much hotter
>>153996710 Dave is into John's hot mom, and he even said she was hot while she was in crocker dominatrix mode. My man will absolutely let a woman do things to his ass if she's hot enough
>>153997026 no fucking way man. go to the pharmacy or to the doctor if you can and ask for a eye drops desinfectant, antibiotics or antiseptics. this eye stuff can be contagious.
>>153997242 >AND NOW THE MAN WHO SO uNFAIRLY ASSAuLTED ME, CAuSING ME GRAVE INJuRIES FOR THE CRIME OF DARING TO CREATIVELY EXPRESS MYSELF... >...SHALL BE TuRNED INTO A SISSY SLuT FOR ALL ETERNITY!
>>153995975 I think Hussie's a stupid piece of shit worthy of all the hate he gets after the bullshit he pulled with the UHC but I still like Homestuck.
>>153999823 >>153999835 >>153999986 >>153999970 these were fun! im gonna go to sleep now so my eye can rest. (also probably should have clarified that i did get it checked out and the half blindness is because of this patch with some treatment or something i cant remove)
Due to a cherub mating battle tilting in favor of the other partner, a certain set of cherub twins alignment is switched.
Unlike the Lord of Time, the Lord of Space Calliope is much more amicable by playing by the rules. That is not to say she In anyway cared about her idiotic brother, she despised him and wanted him dead. Still he was a useful tool for now.
As a Lord of Space aligned to the space part of the space-time continuum she lacked respectable control over the dominion of time, so when her brother manages to escape his death by her hands at the last minute in their shared session she was forced to plan and scheme.
The Lord of Space would not normally have the means to influence the past in such a grand manner as her brother could, but with the knowledge and use of parallel universe she could traverse through with her power, and the use of some glitches along with her space-time bending leprechauns she had manages to influence events leading to her culmination to a great enough degree to ensure her arrival and the weakening of her enemies.
So no matter what they attempt, her enemies will have to live with the fact that no matter where they go no matter what they try to do to avoid her,
Due to a change of karmic events all of Tavros Nitram’s friends end up being culled by the empire (aka adults) except for his flush crush Vriska Serket. He just wants to escape to a neverland a world where he would never have to grow up like Pupa Pan and become like those horrific adults.
So he takes to playing the game his deceased friend left behind along with his crush Vriska who he likes to call Vrisky to sound like the character in the novel Pupa Pan whisks away to neverland.
Together they play the game. And due to not killing the Muse player and the help of his leprechauns who he likes to call his lost boys giving him the freedom to create a new universe even in lack of a Space and Time player. They enter a new world, making the planet earth into his Neverland
On Earth adults are banned under punishment of death. Upon ones Sixith sweep or as the residents call it Thirteenth Year of life they are to be excuted.
On a certain boy’s thirteenth birth day he uses a very special game to help escape his fate, alongside his three friends who have been on the run, getting the help of one Muse of Light who is tired of living like this.
Due to a change of karmic events Eridan Ampora manages to cause the death of all land dwellers including those among his friend group, by neglecting to help (see: actively sabatoging) feeding Gl'bgolyb managing to escape dying himself by playing the game with Feferi who unfortunately dosen’t get wise to his plans in time.
Together they play a lords game with Eridan becoming a Lord of Hope, using his powers of belief of science to force the creation of a new universe even in lack of a Space and Time player, taking Feferi forcefully as his bride.
In this new universe he rules over the repulsive land dwelling monkeys with a iron fist. And if you think you have hope of toppling his regime, hope for his demise, hope for a better life, forget it. For he has dominion over all hope.
Still when four friends get the chance to play an important game, a Muse of Life helps them, while the Lord does everything to stop them.
Lord of Rage – Gamzee Makara
Due to a change of karmic events Gamzee looses control of his emotions and manages to kill of almost all his friend group save for one Eridan. In his madness he makes him play the game their deceased friend left behind so that he can still try and salvage the will of the messiahs.
There they play a lord’s game, where with rage in his heart Gamzee brute forces his way to creating the Dark Carnival (new universe) and somehow manages to succeed, Eridan subjected to horrors all the while.
In this new universe clowns hold supreme over Earth. Four Friends who are deathly against these horrific face-painted individuals who have their bloody gloved grip over the world they live in play the game that’ll help them escape this circus, with the help of one Muse of Hope.
But the Lord of Rage won’t motherfucking tolerate this heresy.
due to mounting pressure and burdens weighing on her mind, Roxy decided to try and circumvent the end of the world by playing the game early by abusing her coding knowledge and hopefully gain powers (which hopefully can help her save the girl who disappeared on her watch) she calls her friend Dirk to join her which he agrees and the two of them start a session where everything goes wrong.
Unknowingly they've entered under with the conditions of a Lord’s Game which they were under no circumstance capable of handling normally. Yet Dirk manages to sacrifice himself so that she could go on, but she was left with a void in her heart (wow what word play). And she becomes the Lord of Void the one stuck to be held the margins of the world at the far edge, left empty and failure at all that she sought to achieve and the world moved on.
On Earth Rose and Dave Harley were orphans adopted by the eccentric billionaire Jake Harley, and they lived together with their sister Jade in a tower on a pacific island. Yet despite their seemingly fulfilling life Rose always felt as though there was something missing.
When four kids enter a game to play for the fate of the world they are threatened at being pushed out of an ultimate prize by a pastry baroness due to a lack of a Lord of Time to counteract her cloying for power due to the conditions of his arrival being rendered… void.
Thankfully a Muse of Heart is there to help guide them, while Rose unravels a mystery of an absence in her life.
>>154001166 Lord of Blood – Karkat Vantas (The Anti-Signless)
Due to a change of karmic events Karkat is discovered as a mutant blood due to a mistake caused by one of his friends, however his execution is botched and he manages to escape into the game. But he had lost trust in the bonds of his friends and causes their destruction, save for the one who had causes him to be ousted Terezi.
Playing a Lords game he uses this opportunity to have a chance at control over his life gaining the powers as a Lord of Blood allowing him chain people to his will so that they will never betray him.
As he has no means of creating a universe in this dead end session he ends up returning to the Alternian empire where he creates a slave army which he uses to essentially take the Condesce’s place as ruler, never trusting anything or anyone despite his powers.
Sweeps pass and life under the empire is just as bad if not worsened under their crazed king. To bring justice back to the world and to apologize to her friend gone mad by granting him the mercy of death, the Muse of Mind has a new group of trolls play the game.
>>154003261 open your graphic pictures of your choice: gimp, krita, photoshop, medibang, firealpaca. these are all free. pic the picture irl of your choice and open on the graphic editor software. pic the transparent picture of the hs character. add in the irl picture. use the select by alpha in the layer of the homestuck character. it will select only the image in the layer. Use the gradient or brush tool of your choice and add the shadows or lights depending of the image you used to match the envoriment lighting. then merge layers and "save it as" i prefer to use jpg.
>>154003569 i do wanna try to highlight more of johns negative traits with this writing, the original 3 years does it, but i wanna go deeper. since he is a growing boy with a lot to learn, i think its understandable he makes (admittedly gross) oversteps like that.
>>154004786 im not going to spoonfeed you any longer. learn to edit your images by yourself. grow hair in your chest and learn by making mistakes and use the tools at your disposition. you can pick any image of your liking into transparent pngs if you select the background color, delete it and save it as png. for the love of god please you cant be this retarded. you must be 12...
>>154004786 here there is even a 1 minuto tutorial fo making images transparent for your adhd brain necessities. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nl2uqKqbryo&pp=ygUgaG93IHRvIG1ha2UgdHJhbnNwYXJlbnQgcG5nIGdpbXA%3D
>>154005265 i want him to kill me... dying in that soft cold hands and having his hoofs step on my viceras and meat... its is a bliss to imagine being handled like that in a whim by a creature like that. i would be glad.
>>153993790 >>153993790 My love for eridan make me irrationally hate Fef Fef had a point to drop him for being a land r8ist hypocrite, but she was a 8itch about it and I have to side with my waifu
>>154006250 bro you have a point in a slightly bad direction reasons why you should dislike fef a- she only used him and was willing to deal with his bullshit up until her monster mom died immediately breaking up with him and making fish puns while doing it b- she said she was his friend but never bothered to comfort him during the whole length of the game (this point can be said about many others too but we are only talking about fef) c- she is also a fake racist that enjoys her place above the hemospec, but she doesn't want to get her hands dirty with killing its hard to be eridan friend or even close to him because of how much of oxymoron he desperately tries to be