Guess what low-t boy, if you want to be a man you have to pay for your own shit and get your shit done by any means necessary

>>77108726
>cover your TRT
UGL is cheap anyways no?

>>77108731
Not looking to sterilize myself

>>77108728
Big healthcare kike

I read some really fucking brutal posts on reddit when I was looking into TRT. A lot of these faggots get insanely bad TRT.

>female doctor who only gives you "t-gel" to rub on your balls
>one per month shots of a super slow metabolzing version (so you can have a monthly hormonal cycle like a woman kek)
>fags just randomly getting their TRT stopped because they clocked a high blood pressure reading or high cholesterol
>less than 100 mg/week prescription

Keep in mind literally anyone can get prescribed as much estrogen as they want. Even children

broke + low T pick just pick one disability. I have been on test and growth since I am 16 this stuff is not that expensive

>>77108752
Are you in the US?

>>77108749
They’ll give dumb zoomers bitches who watched too much anime and want to be a boy as much testosterone as they want.

Relying on doctors to get test is the most cucked thing in existence. Ever heard of drug dealers, retard? I pay $20 for pharma grade 10ml of test e.

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>>77108726
Just buy the drug online.
You DO know drugs can be bought online, right?

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>>77108726
>"341 is normal, we won't cover your TRT."
>>77108735
>Not looking to sterilize myself
Lel I had 300 back when that was the bottom of the range, just cycled low-dose titty chemo a few months, hit the 700s, never needed TRT.

>>77108735
>Not looking to sterilize myself
How do you mean? UGL is pharma grade these days
Any TRT can sterilize

Get fucked you lazy faggot tranny

>>77108749
>going on reddit
>discussing reddit on 4chan
Poor form anon. TRT means testosterone replacement therapy, it’s supposed to bring your levels into the normal range. No doctor is going to give you half a gram of test a week, that won’t put you in the normal range that will put you way over it.

>>77108726
Just go down to mexico and get some vials from the pharmacy, how is everyone on this board so broke and useless

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>>77108726
I paid $30 each for 12ml vials of 250mg/ml. Ugl is superior

>>77108726
>Other people should pay for recreational drugs that I want to take

Nuke your test before testing it you retard.
>dont eat any fat for 2 weeks
>low salt
>extreme caloric deficit
>zero sunlight
>coom till your dick hurts
>sleep deprive yourself
worked for me

>>77108999
I already do this

>>77108999
I did all of this and still got 470 ng/dl. How fucking insane do you have to go to make this work?

>>77108999
Cooming has zero effect on test, retard.

>>77108999
>>77109109
>>77109113
Take female birth control pills. Take like everyday for 3-4 days before testing, your testosterone should drop like flies

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>>77109189
it will reduce your t readings by 10-20% for a few hours so works good right before lab

honestly OP, if you are relying on satanic puppets with a fancy piece of paper on their office wall to "allow" you to use testosterone, you already lost

>>77108726
Your test is normal.
Now you have to find something else to blame your shitty life on.
I suggest the loser in the mirror.

>>77108749
>one per month shots of a super slow metabolzing version
You're talking about testosterone undecanoate and ts actually a pretty good way
to do trt.
>(so you can have a monthly hormonal cycle like a woman kek)
you're just making up retard shit in your head and acting like its a fact.
>>less than 100 mg/week prescription
what do you think trt is?
Average male testosterone production is about 50mg/week so you're already twice normal amounts and dont have peaks and troughs all the time.
You are a complete moron and have no idea what you are talking about

>>77109246
100mg is too little to hit peak nattyblevels (1000-1200ng). TRT should be 100-130mg per week.

>>77109213
Getting shitty sleep for 5 days will be moar effective in lowering test

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>>77108726
Source your own. Its 10x cheaper.

>>77109254
the clinical difference between 100mg and 130mg is literally fuckall

>>77108800
kys

>>77109233
Thats not normal, just cause everyone is low test doesn't mean its normal. Why do you still trust their methodology

>>77109334
con't;:
and the clinical difference between being at the low end of the natty range and the high end is also fuck all despite all the "high T chad" memes you see here.

>>77109340
no its completely normal. Any variation within the natty range is insignificant.
You will not become a jacked "high T chad" if you suddenly go from 300 to 800.
It will literally have no impact on your life or body

>>77109336
Not my fault you're too niggerbrained retarded to do anything without someone holding your hand.

>>77109340
Someone within the 700 range can hold absolutely no difference compared to someone at 300 if their body doesn't actually utilize it.
There's a word for it but it escapes me at the moment.

>>77109348
>be me
>went from 450 to 800
>few much better
>gains went from non existent to half decent
Post nose

>>77109393
lol no you didnt
And if you fif make progress it had nothing to do with small fleeting changes in your natty test level/
>fell much better
testosterone doenst "feel" like anything/
Its not cocaine. Its not psychoactive.
Now if you said you went from 100 (hypogonadal) to normal range and felt better I'd believe it, but you dont know how to even tell a proper lie

>>77109327
except TRT is practically free if you live in europe
mine is around 130 EUR (price cap) per year

OP's just gotta tank his before he does the test, OR pay a private clinic and get a referral from there

>>77108726
get a load of this MtM tranny

>>77108726
this thread gets posted every day here
me and someone else posted essentially the same thing on the same day
“ohh dont worry young man your 241ng/dl is perfectly innn raaaangeeeee :))”
get your own stuff man
everyone here is preaching the truth man. the uncomfortable reality. they will prescribe you (and children) amphetamines, ssris, puberty blockers, hell motherfucker my friend with a gf said her doctor tried to get her on birth control for acne. they will give you antipsychotics if you break the social code enough. just go your own way man. im seriously thinking what is even the downside? that i have to take it forever? that is a blessing to be high T forever and you know it too. our lives are hell. endless carrot on a stick. endless recurrence endless suffering. genuinely what is the downside and what is the upside. this is your life and mine.

>>77109343
>difference between being at the low end of the natty range and the high end is also fuck all despite all the "high T chad" memes you see here.
You are smoking crack if you believe there's no difference between 300 ng/dl and 1000 ng/dl.

>>77108726
Use Maximus

>>77108999
>coom till your dick hurts
one step ahead of ya champ

>>77109343
never go full retard anon

>>77108726
Test Cyp is so cheap to make, the changs don't even bother to counterfit it. It keeps well but when its out of stock, it can be a while to get resupply. I buy this in quantity about $20 for what tue white jacket bandit sells for $250 at his clinic. Without that Rx, it's a schedule drug offense and even a non-contaminated rig is a problem in my state without a legal use case. If you get pulled over and searched, you better have a legit reason for your rig.

>>77109334
He's right, there is no medical standard . Some labs say 800, others 1100. Then when you consider free test could be 1% or 2% depending on shbg, that's a big factor of how much is available for the need. I see merit in being accurate and consistent and patient with any drug and TRT but you do you, every man responds differently and the goal is to feel better and avoid sides. Your body will tell you. Diet and sleep need as much care.

>>77109404
I had a pre TRT of over 600, the daily training was grinding me down and I was getting nowhere. Taking that to 1100, I felt better and recovered faster and my mood changed. It is 100% feeling. I say this as a 60 year old. My dad days are over and cialis is a given, even if you can perform 90% of the time, who wants a 10% failure when every fuck could be your last? ED meds simply roll over any TRT or AI induced pickiness of the boner god to manifest.

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>>77109939
>60 years old
I can't believe I share this website with people my dad's age.

>>77108999
>>coom till your dick hurts
I tried this and my test jumped through the roof, would not recommend

>>77108726
LMAO
fucking kikes

>>77109233
anything under 800 is auschwitz mode, you fucking illiteral nigger

>>77108726
>I refuse to eat more fat
>Give me steroids
Lmao