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>>77114684
The army will take any mouth breathing retard dumb enough to sign their life away for the promise of a V6 Charger at 15% APR

>>77114723
so does Walmart, McDonald's, and Larry's Roofing and Siding Co.
At least for the military you have to have a high school diploma, speak a little English and not have active criminal warrants or a deportation order so what's your point?

>>77114742
Shart Mart actually does require a high school equivalency or GED and is a nationwide E-Verify corporation. I am not trying to defend the ice breaking spear of skynet but I had to mention this

>>77114723
>V6 Charger at 15% APR
Don't be silly. There are also huge, lifted trucks which are E-2 Specials.

>>77114684
Hegseth can't bench 315 lmao. It's not even that heavy, but he's a 60-year-old alcoholic twink.

>>77114696
>>77114723
>>77114960
Look at all the brown butthurt. OP did well. I wish I was in the US, working for ICE. I got fired in Germany for working too effectively before, made everyone else look bad (Berlin, where else lmao). Have a feeling it would be different there. Ah well.

>>77115083
>Berlin, where else lmao
wo hast du gearbeitet? und warum wurdest du rausgeworfen haha

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>>77114684
>All you need to do is join the miliary

>>77114684
But I already rep 3pl natty without joining?

>>77114684
My 5 rep max is 120kg and I'm 6'0 98kg at 15% bf tested. Hegseth isn't even pressing 100kg at his size.

>>77115252
>6'0 98kg
why not use cm if you're already using kilograms

>>77115083
A swing and a miss

>>77114775
Dont forget the EVO Lancer/Impreza WRX one rev away from blowing a turbo

>>77115083
>you’re brown if you’re not a ZOGBOT

Back to /k/reddit

>>77115083
Im not butthurt nor am I brown. I'm talking shit about the retards like (You) that sign their lives away for the promise of $35k/year and tinnitus by age 29.

>>77114684
Are you guys serious? 143kg is pretty good but it's not even close to elite/competitive. He's 6 foot and in decent shape. Why the fuck wouldn't he be able to bench 143?

>Bunch of duels crying about how they've only just got to 2 plates

>>77115083
>I got fired in Germany for working too effectively before
This is the official corporate reason. The true reason they fired you is because you're an unlikable autistic retard (aka a liability) that'd throw everyone under the bus, so they snubbed you.

>>77119708
Imagine being such a stick in the mud that even the GERMANS had enough of his shit.

>>77115083
>Wignats have been psyoped into being ZOGGED.com'd
You deserve extinction.

>>77119220
He's in shit shape and I doubt he can even bench 2pl8

>>77114742
To actually do something decent with your life?

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>>77119708
TRVKE

>>77114723
>promise of a V6 Charger at 15% APR
When I enlisted back in 2006, it was at least a V8 Mustang. Our nation has truly collapsed.

>>77114723
Nope I got banned for trying therapy for anxiety depression for a few months

>>77115256
I use my cms in youre moms kilograms