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They want you sick and dying
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>>77116327
>Berg
I just cant stop noticing...
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>>77116334
Berg is a typical German and Swedish surname ending you retarded wannabe white, brown faggot.
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>>77116327
We don't drink water just to stay hydrated.
We drink water because of displacement, which reduces toxicity levels of numerous things in the human body. The organs of the body swell temporarily and in response your filtering organs pump the water out alongside the toxins.
Water retention via electrolytes =/= water filtration.
I don't know why we need to have this conversation in 2026, but you should be drinking water every hour regardless of hydration levels. It's not like excess water flushes out electrolytes needed for homeostasis, your kidneys literally reuptake the greatest majority of electrolytes to keep you alive. Most electrolyte loss is from sweat.
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milk
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>>77116342
Jews gave themselves those types of surnames to fit in better in these societies but you can still pretty much tell the surnames are jewish simply because they chose either precious or natural things. Names like oliveira (olive tree), pereira (pear tree), goldstein (gold stone), nussbaum (nut tree).
German and swedish names are always either a profession or a place. Bäker (baker), schmitd (smith), bauer (farmer), nürnberg (place), spiegelsberger (place), herzog (duke), eggermann (man from that corner).
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>>77116758
Last name literally means Mud.
In context translates to "People of the marshes"
from the east bank of The Rhine under the shadow of The Black Forest.
and like the bogan redneck fucks my family is my first name means conquerer of people and my middle name is Celtic for rock. which isn't uncommon tradition in Rhineland.
So The Conquerer, Rock, of The Mud People.
I'd have to actually talk to Grandma and have her explain it in Dutch.
I'd say you're pretty accurate though, Germans are autistic about jobs and locations.
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>>77116327
It's true though. Even when a hospital puts you on I.V. fluids it isn't water bud. Straight water washes out electrolytes, you lose water retention, you'll feel temporarily hydrated, but you'll quickly lose what you took in because it won't be properly transported to tissues.
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>>77116797
Thirst is often hypernatremia and the salts in tap or otherwise adulterated water dilutes, no pun intended, the effect of drinking it. What you should inject, if anything, has nothing to do with what you should drink.
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>>77116797
Retarded take. Potassium is the most significant electrolyte and it's literally impossible to get enough of it without solid food.
>ree I'm starving myself because I'm a fat fuck
Enjoy your fake jew shill chiropractor electrolytes for $49.95
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>>77117209
Ain't no thing, I've lived in America my entire life now. We have an ancestral village and don't tolerate outsiders well, but it's been over a decade since i've even been to see my family.
Last I went they were still diddling their fingers living their euroredneck lives.
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>>77116327
Dude has been at this nonsense for years.
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>>77117339
Joseph was a jewish name why didnt he change it to Thorfinn or whatnot
>>77117480
They also did deals with jews, haavara agreement. It's funny how /pol/tards love to deny the holocaust and call it a summer camp but dont realize that makes nazis complicit with jews
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>>77116744
>cola better than water>>77116744
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>>77117632
Look up the amount of potassium you actually need in a day and compare that to supplements. You would need to take like 40 pills worth.
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>>77116758
the fact that people only associate german names with jews is hilarious. they dont come from germany but they stole those names to fit in. it shows you that most of the pol posters are brown or stupid rednecks and no nothing about le master race or hitler. just morons on a vietnamese finger weaving board.
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>>77116701
easily ESLs or mexicans trying to fit in
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>>77118068
We don't take potassium anyways dude.
Potassium requires magnesium for reuptake.
If you want more potassium in your diet, you simply get more magnesium and the body recycles it more efficiently.
all potassium ingested without additional magnesium gets pissed out.
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>>77116744
My sister just tried to tell me yesterday that milk was more hydrating than water. We were driving at the time, I calmly tried to inform her that 70 % of the human body is made up of water and that there was no way that the white sperm looking liquid that comes out of cow udders was more hydrating than pure crystal clear water.
She wouldn't listen to me, I snapped (because of my steroid usage) and tossed her out of the car. She was driving at the time and the car crashed into a nearby telephone pole. I got out unscathed and used the opportunity to do some light cardio since my mom's house was only a mile away.
Bottom line, water is for chads and milk is for bitch tit fucking losers.
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>>77119985
it did, thank you. I would much prefer if we were talking in person so you could give me a bottle of water instead.
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