Thread #77119248
>giant
>famous
>scientifically literate
>high iq
>out there in the trenches being flirted with by hot women
how will 4chan cope when he inevitably gets the card?
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>>77119248
>Who is this fat old man and why is some cute girl talking to him?
>Oh, it's doctor Mike.
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>>77119248
Is that israetel?
When he moves his hands you can see his bulbous belly beginning to return haha
How old is he now, 40? And he's back trying to pick up beach babes since his wife packed him in
Quality lolcow
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>>77119248
>giant
The belly AGAIN u mean? Still a midget, although at least this foid is hotter than the ex.
Damn, he really got scammed on that "fat removal" surgery.
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>>77119264
they're all gnomes
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Looks like alot of water build up, maybe too much creatine?
Also how tall is he? 170cm?
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>>77120551
165cm
>>77120521
Being high carb moderate protein (proportionately) low fat does that
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>>77119268
Kinda true.
Most animals can't even take a IQ test, yet 90% of other animals would mog modern humans in the wild by simply relying on their instinct, meanwhile most modern humans would starve to death of die of dehydration.
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>>77119248
>The guy being interviewed look like what a fake spec ops podcast guy thinks is super /fit/ and makes him a Navy SEAL who can fight off bears.
>Girl on the right is like what a cabal of 140yo. Jews thinks and approved of what a """"hot gril (((and definitely not just a jewess)))"""" looks like. Probably one of their daughters from one of the 14yo. girls they kidnapped and graped.
Oh, wait. Is that Mike Jews-rat-tail?
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>>77119248
Card?
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