>>77120127
Shhh anon, I haven't finished my afternoon cuppa yet

>>77120127
>tastes good
>feels good
>0 calories
>supposedly has health benefits in reasonable amounts
It's the closest we have to a free lunch in the world of nutririon.
inb4
>muh sleep
>muh anxiety
>muh jitters
>muh dopamine or whatever they else complain about
just don't be weak lmao

Ice to wake up and have those first few non-calorie sips of a good coffee before the day starts

>>77120141
you're weak by virtue of needing coffee thougheverbeit

>>77120127
Brewed or instant hot coffee rapes my stomach and gives me acid reflux. Cartons of iced coffee from the shop go down just fine and causes me no issues.
A real peculiar conundrum.

>>77120127
>>77120177
lmao you faggots are afraid of everything - women, bread, heavy bench pressing, a hot dog and now a cup of coffee.
No wonder none of have friends, someone asks if you want a cup of coffee and you either start crying or collapse to the floor clutching your tummy.

>>77120127
because it tastes good? are your retarded or something?

>>77120187
you are fat and wont post body

>>77120127
its the closest thing to sex without having sex.

>>77120164
>you are weak for using a thing that only has upsides

>>77120127
>poison
It's good for you, actually. And it tastes nice.
>>77120177
Do you normally drink hot coffee on an empty stomach?

>>77120206
Correct
Normal people don't need handicaps to do things

>>77120223
Did this reddit zinger even make sense in your head?

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>>77120223
>Normal people don't need handicaps to do things

>>77120206
yes, you're saying you cant live without it? weak lmao

>>77120250
I would like for you to provide a direct quote where I say or imply that.
And fyi, I regularly take a week or two off all caffeine.

>>77120141
Tea is superior in every way

>>77120228
>>77120233
Look if you can't wake up in the morning or work a fucking job without your little handicap juice, you're a pussy.
Sorry you're mad about being a pussy and an addict.

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>>77120127
ahem...

>>77120265
mmmm fluoride

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>>77120274
even if your statement were true, what now? Do you think your statement is going to change anyone's minds? No? Then what is the purpose of your post?

Retard.

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>>77120127
Mog them with your mug.

>>77120141
>It's the closest we have to a free lunch in the world of nutririon.
Water says hi

>>77120187
Lmao, this. The autism never ends, where are my alpha brahs at in 2013+13?

It's notable that coffee consumption is really good for your colon as it promotes the growth of lawsonibacter

>>77120265
>Tea is superior in every way
Tea doesn't come close to the same health benefits as coffee. For some reason people have this natural fallacy of "tea is one with nature, therefore healthy", but pretty much every study shows tea doesn't really do much for health. Very, very small effect size if anything, and mostly it's when they extract the very small amounts of X compound, increase the dose 1000x what you would find in tea, then dose some cells- boom! anti-aging effect! or whatever the hell.
Coffee has an extremely strong signal-to-noise when it comes to health benefits, especially with reduction in all-cause mortality and neuroprotection.
and before anyone says anything about caffeine- the health benefits are not from the caffeine, but the other compounds in the coffee. Decaf has the same health benefits as regular coffee, but caffeine pills do not.

>>77120302
The more people are shamed for being pussies the sooner society might improve. Eventually we might be allowed to beat them again. Only pussies will oppose this, and only pussies are offended about being called one.

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>>77120127
>>77120141
>>77120206
>>77121659

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