fuck sake rorke they were mocking you you idiot!

the toil freaks will be finishing up day 1 of 5 soon

My BAE shares doing a lil something
Rest about to be doing a lil something else (getting raped)

>>219651344
ktimeeeeeeee

might start calling the gays penis enthusiasts

>>219651353
this just makes you sound like a cuck

Got depression anxiety the whole shebang

>>219651380
probably all the nonhomeopathic things you are taking

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A romantic meal for one

>>219651393
Mid

kinda mad all the hoops you have to jump through to get a job and then you do barely any of it once hired

>>219651393
got two plates though?

Come evening and nightfall I will be brimming with energy and motivation

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earliest depiction of Mary and Jesus

>>219651446
your balls will be brimming with spunk n aw

new wicked

>>219651413
get the ai generated wojak chud memes posted

>>219651393
peng but you're missing a trick not making a jus/gravy with the meat sauces

>>219651462
s

Where’s Gorpheus?

privatize everything control interest control capital flows control everything yes surely this is the future we all wanted to live under

feeling ready to wank. get the bloody encrypted drive mounted rorke and let's START THE WANK

>>219651497
what are you wanking to lad

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>>219651497

Catberg just lay down beside me

Get the arse nair'ed
The lube warmed up
The cock caged
A bum wanked

>>219651445
it's not romantic for the other person x

>>219651496
Wouldnt be so bad if things like private utilities were owned by British investors rather than canadian teachers pensions

tung tung tung sahur

>>219651550
we're truly locked into this parasitic system, it's endemic at this point and even if we some how managed to regain control (not likely) it's going to take multiple decades to recorrect and restructure into anything remotely sovereign and functional

it's unironically now or never, and even now is too late

it's time to get active

well there goes my arse again, off for another shagging and then a poo

*walks in with a notepad and stands in the corner*

*starts wanking*

>BlackRock took an insurance policy on the Burj Khalifa last January

Ahhhh no

currently having a poo

>>219651380
reckon in your case its a hebang actually

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>

>>219651625
MR PRESIDENT ANOTHER FLYING CARPET HAS HIT THE BURJ KHALIFA

>>219651594
And if we renationalise utilities for instance? Then youre fucking with big finance and big donors to American politics. Suddenly you have low investor confidence and the economy suffers all because the tories made a retarded decision 10years ago. Politicians should be held more accountable for spending of public money and their dogshit decisions

i'm doing something or other

>>219651647
Dont want to lose their jobs x

>>219651524
naked women and that. I have the porn collection encrypted not cos it's illegal but cos it would be very embarrassing if someone found it, and I would be outed as a freakish goblin

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>tfw no gf

>>219651635
owned that delusional man

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so america depleted 25% of it's critical missile defence systems despite the fact it sacrificed it's own industry and uses china as their supplier

what could possibly go wrong

>>219651681
what do you need all that protein for then

>>219651663
hopefully nothing illegal haha

>>219651680
a classic feel

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>>219651687
wrong image

>>219651681
"High protein" is such a hilariously effective marketing gimmick

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>tfw gf

I'm Black.

>>219651732
why

>>219651732
ktim

>>219651701
Building muscle so somebody can mog me later at the gym anyway

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>>219651710
wrong image

remember alysa liu

>>219651779
wank + mong out already completed

>>219651793
awooga! milk truck arrive

>>219651687
We're about to learn in real time that security and energy prices are inseparable. For years the continent outsourced hard-power risk while remaining structurally dependent on imported energy, and every Middle East escalation now shows up immediately in household bills and industrial costs. The U.S. can absorb shocks with domestic production and the dollars global role, but Europe is fully exposed to supply disruptions and price volatility. When oil jumps and shipping through the Strait of Hormuz is threatened, European competitiveness, inflation, and political stability all take a hit at once. That’s why this isn’t just about one military decision, it’s about a strategic imbalance where Europe pays the economic price for conflicts it has limited ability to navigate

>>219651779
Chuckled at this

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>he didn't buy CVX

Stay poor dumbfucks

>>219651779
Alan

iain readin allat unc

>>219651826
Dont even know what that is

haven't been watching the news. are the goodies winning yet?

listening to music and being unemployed

>>219651874
ktim

>>219651681
Wowwww high protein eggs? Are they more expensive than the low protein eggs??

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WHY DO NON-WHITE WOMEN EXIST????

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>>219651840
Chevron aka oil aka the shit that helps your car go forward, dumbass

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>219651867
No. Israel is

>>219651897
you're being manipulated by blue eyes

love anime me

>>219651915
sexy squirrel...

Got to the ‘rents house today and first thing my dad said was “fuck me lad you are BALDING”

>>219651910
I cycle x

right is that ww3 round the corner then (for real this time)?

>>219651936
sc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEyQSiYokls

>>219651949
Would spunk inside both of those ponies tbqh

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>>219651941
Assuming you had to pay gbp for your bike, my advice is still applicable to (You) x

>>219651955
no because it's usa and israel vs iran who have no allies
how would that cause ww3

>>219651971
um !!

>>219651897
they're the consolation prize after white women go for blacks, latinos, pakis, turks and koreans

Why does nicotine and booze have to be so peng

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>>219651928
Blue eyes are the single marker of genetic superiority

>>219651988
not entirely sure what the angle of this post is

>wanted to go to the diner for a comfy breakfast before toil
>forgot it’s fucking closed on mondays
fuck my chudded incel life

dad is convinced anyone on X who’s against this war or criticises America or Israel is an Iranian bot.
Shame that I’ve lost him to the boomer mind virus he’s only 44 too

>>219651987
Would spunk inside you too you little slut

>>219652015
would you like to come over to mine for dinner x

>>219651982
dunno I'm low IQ

>>219652018
how old are you

>>219652029
https://youtu.be/YPXSYkXBdh8?list=RDYPXSYkXBdh8&t=41

"finished" my "work" for the day

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>>219652018
>me own son... a fookin ayerainian bot...

>>219652028
only if u make biscuits and gravy x

toilberg keeps heart emojing my posts on teams

does he want to suck my cock?

>>219652026
You lot getting mugged off, by a frogposter no less LMAO!

>>219652045
21 22 soon

>>219652018
imagine hes also upset about the rise in gas prices but can't piece the two together

>>219652070
mad how i'm 22 as well but my dad's 65

>>219652045
31
my mum was a nonce

>>219652084
Fucking hell how olds ur mum

>A 17-year-old girl died after being hit by multiple vehicles shortly after coming out of hospital, an inquest has heard.
How does that happen then?

>>219652018
Iranians had it coming

>>219652106
Suicide probably

>>219652106
Where the fuck is the bradders?

>>219652106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwXvcD8PxY

>>219652106
scream

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imagine him with a boner jerking himself off making this face

>>219652106
wearing a giant magnet perhaps

>>219652047
too low IQ to understand why you responded to me with this

>>219652106
Frogger'd

>>219652018
H O W L I N G
He has a fanny for a 'son' who won't even talk to him. Just blogposts on 4chan.org.
Do him a favour and get an Uber to Beachy Head

Anyone too young to remember 9/11 should be banned.

>>219652106
Dopey slag didn't look both ways

yanks be like yeah i'm from the city of new saint bartholomewsville, nebraska, population: 205

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America

>>219652117
Seems implausible
>>219652127
I think this is most likely.

>>219652096
53

>>219652161
shes like 45 years old!

>>219652106
got launched in the air and then hit by another

>>219652144
yankified unc

>>219652138
bizarre post

To be fair the BBC production 'Threads' did start with an invasion of Iran

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Well, Rorke?

>>219652177
This post made me think of that China webm where two women are walking side by side and one gets sent flying by a car, her friend looks around confused wondering where her friend is

>>219652199
to be fair BBC threads stopped when Israel got bombed or conscripted or whatever

>>219652201
who's that to the right of solskjaer

>>219652201
Those lads have either left the country or will leave after their contracts expire unlike the endless biomass

>>219651793
why not just watch porn
anime people are so bizarre

who wants to join my fantasy gooning league?

>>219652201
There are 10s of us!

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Lmao the Nazis are screwed

Rorke doesn't watch "wogball". He's the one making the "did the man kick the ball? did he really?" posts

>>219652249
3d: disgusting. skin blemishes. slaggy. coom meat
2d: pure. clean. actually has personalty

>>219652221
Drogba

>>219652269
being extinct for 80 years does tend to put you in that position yes

>>219652226
Leftypol doesnt really like you pointing out logical flaws in his views mate

>>219652274
makes me laugh when rorkes say they don't support england during tournaments because there's too many blacks in the team

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>tfw no latex gf

>>219652274
I am rorke and I do this

>>BREAKING: A Cypriot source tells Reuters the drones that struck British bases on the island were launched by Hezbollah.

>>219652282
ok you weird virgin why not just watch hentai or whatever

>>219652274
for me it's typing out "did the man kick the ball?" as i am watching him do exactly that

>>219652297
looks painful

they should invent a new sport
hasn't been any new ones in like 100 years

>>219652314
>We tracked them to Israel which must mean Hezbollah. No further investigation needed

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>>219652314
Nothing against Brits but your military is evil scum so they deserve it

>>219652315
you are a beast no wonder its beauty is lost on a barnyard animal such as youself

>>219652340
sc

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>>219652332
Quidditch?

my bluetooth headphones never fucking work what's the point

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>>219652332
There's that Padel thing but it just seems like gimped tennis, though I guess you could argue something like "American Football is gimped Rugby" or something similar for other sports that are offshoots of each other

>>219652334
Who’s to say we weren’t gathering intelligence on Israeli war crimes in Gaza to eventually use as evidence for when we arrest and prosecute Netanyahu?

Blud wanking it to cartoons

>>219652340
piss off you stupendous virgin

>>219652332
>what is frisbee golf

>>219652314
>starmer says no entry to war
>israel false flags a british base
>starmer changes his mind
sounds like a pol schizo post but it actually might have happened
mental

Settling in to new toil and they have us add our time for what we were working on but there's no proper tracking, can just write down that I was working for 2 hours on X when really I was wanking

it's all kicking off

>>219652348
it's called quadball now mate

>>219652376
go wallow in the muck you fuckpig

i'm going to do 100 pushups

>>219652411
DO 20 PUSHUPS 5 TIMES

>MPs' annual pay will rise by nearly £5,000 - taking their salaries to nearly £100,000.

>>219652411
dangerous and downright stupid

>>219652409
larp larp larp sahur

>schmitz
roman af

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>he didnt buy VTI

>>219652428
They EARNED it

>>219652428
Love it x

>>219652421
okay!
>>219652429
try and stop me
you won't

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how is this news
HOW is this news?

>>219652452
Gwan Ann, she earned it

>>219652439
I loaded up on VTI back in April for some tax-free gains in my ISA

raped!

>>219652428
+ expenses

>>219652452
isn't she a bit old to be playing rugby

>>219652450
*tries to stop you*

>>219652452
Hate travel mongs so much

>>219652452
stay safe in this time where. we are facing threat from the misssiles

>>219652466
scr

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>>219652478

just saw a drone fly past my house

stay safe everyone x

>>219652452
Thought that bridge got bombed in yugoslav wars

>>219652480
Just has to travel westward instead

wore a hat and now my hair looks nice

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>>219652489
Interesting combination

>>219652452
love when BBC "journalists" write a story about some random tarq they went to public school with

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oi me grandad spaffed in me sandwich

>>219652523
For me its povvo dole scum applauding private schools closing down while not realising it makes state schools worse

>>219652552
screaam

>>219652489
>We have to collect the stories!
The stories: got clartened on a beach/in a hostel/in an alleyway in Thailand/Spain/Australia by a waiter/club promoter/backpacker

>>219652428
That's an increase of around 5% which is reasonable since minimum wage is increasing by around 4% in April

>>219652578
freddos used to be 10p

>>219652428
unpopular view but multiple studies have shown that paying politicians more actually decreases their propensity to take bribes and do other corrupt/unsavory things for money

did everyone in this country have at least one pedo pe teacher at their school

>>219652624
>and do other corrupt/unsavory things for money
like pushing to get their own salaries increased?

>>219652552
>delboy "grandad you silly old cunt"
>grandad: "but delboy, it's dark, i thought it was ya mum"
>rodney: "i cant afford 50p for the meter because im a student. very not triffic. mickey pearce."

>>219652665
ours was a lezzer that used to watch the girls in the shower

>>219652624
MPs didnt get paid at all until 1911

>>219652693
hot

It's interesting to think about how even the toughest man could be brought to screaming whimpering moaning agony if he was tied down and tortured

>>219652697
>MPS get paid
>3 years later we enter a war that destroys Britain forever
Makes you think

>>219652723
right well now i'm erect

>>219652624
I imagine those studies were funded by politicians then because that bullshit. If you pay me 200k a year (before tax) and some company wants to bribe me and they offer me 1 million I’m going to take it aren’t i? Your idea only works if you’re paying politicians literally millions every year.

The Welsh reform leader who got ten years for accepting bribes from russia did it for £40k

>>219652723
Same when the toughest man gets bum raped

coopers is busy already

might go to a tiki bar tonight lads

>>219652818
Mai tais and zombies. Lush

>>219652723
not me

how come skyrim still costs 35 quid

>>219652878
You can pay more if you think Bethesda deserves it matey I'm sure they won't mind

drinking water
it's good

>>219652872
big tough guy are you

>>219652921
no but i have a big tough mind

>>219652913
*stares at you*

>>219652878
what a steal!

>>219652898
>>219652942
fucking came out 10 years ago didn't it. should be a fiver

>>219652938
want a sip?

>>219652965
Have you checked ebay?

>>219652972
kissu

>>219652731
this young lad here looks terrific for 17

>>219652844
navy grog for me

eating hardtack and sipping grog

what's the FUCKING point of it all

>>219652965
>>219652878
pirate it and get the game for free its Skyrim

right well that's the phone call with the doctor done and I was awkward as hell the entire time, might get raped up the arse

>>219652768
Most pubs have been busy all day. You're a clueless twat if you still work in 2026 Britain.

>>219653015
I’ve got some loudpack for later on after work

>>219653015
to be

>>219653020
what's the problem this time

>>219653076
nothing sweetie xx

>>219652977
well i was right wasn't i
why's it 35 squids on steam
>>219653018
illegal

The Fleshlight imitates real vagina as much as possible, from look to feel.

TENGAs are more discreet in design and also have internal shapes that explore the existential question: Is the human vagina is truly the most stimulating shape for the penis, or is there a more optimal shape that can be achieved through mechanical engineering?

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was out walking around lunch time and a group of school youths asked me how tall I was. I stopped and replied 6'2" but then the lead male said "...67?" and his cronies burst into laughter

realising I had been done I turned and walked away, my face red. In the distance I could hear them making fun of my jeans as well.

Just woke up. Any big news regarding our elective war for the Christ-killer yids, the synagogue of Satan, the kikes?

mums actually had my pants down here she said me and my sister would get her house in her will. Now she’s selling it so she can buy a bigger house with her new fella and whenever my sister asks her about what that means for our share she goes all weird and changes the subject.
Actually so slyyyy

forgot it was tuesday today

>>219653087
so is not paying your taxes but youre not doing that

*bookmarks another webpage I'll never look at ever again*

might deliverpoo a subway

>>219653102
bizarre falsity

>>219653005
Thats just lime and rum

>>219653092
should've battered them

>>219653094
>mums actually had my pants down here
um?

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>>219652457
>TLT
>IEF
>GLDM
>DBC

Im buying these and 'daytrading' the S&P whilst studying. Cheers

>>219653103
ktim

Oh donald..... you fat retarded kikeslave..... what have you done lad....

>>219653220
Gorda

>>219653103
post ur bookmarks collection

>>219653204
>>219653220
what's going on chile

>>219653227
sc

>>219653227
they should have given him the peace prize

>>219653227
take it to /cum/ yeah? or better yet /pol/

>>219653177
I was easily taller than them as well and I'm currently the henchest I've ever been as well. It would be nice to think this makes me less susceptible to public bullying but evidently not. Try to remind myself that kids are just cruel. No one at work bullies me (to my face at least).

>Just received my conscription order because I'm a white male under 30
It's over. Keir has won.

>>219653254
You will never be a woman yeah

cant be conscripted me becasue I'm on the dole

no pussy no warfighting

why would any of you fat racist gammons be conscripted
more likely to put you in a labor camp

incels and dolescum will be sent to the front line

got the 3d printer out for the first time in 4 years
might print some silly trinkets and fuck the planet up a bit

>>219653331
Im not working class so i wont

>>219653331
Me? Will be fighting in an insurgent far-right paramilitary against the illegitimate British state

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>>219653325
quite right, quite right

I will simply not consent to my conscription

>>219653166
tasty for me

>>219653340
Print a dildo for your mum

>>219653359
erm gchq we here at /brit/ denounce this fella and his anti-democratic aims

>>219653359
mossad will take you out day one la

צה"ל החל לתקוף מטרות של ארגון הטרור חיזבאללה ברחבי לבנון.

>trump commanding stock investors to not sell stocks

Lmao

>>219653369
Don't think I have the right material for a dildo

chortling that suelad did 12 years in the RAF and just squeaked his discharge by the skin of his arse in time to not die in a war for Israel

You lads excited to die for the jews?

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Will they let me wear the jacket when they conscript me?

>>219653414
id rather adopt a lobotomization patient (female)

oooooh mother should i kiss the wall
*guitar solo*

>>219653417
Don't worry you won't be conscripted. Too mentally ill

>>219653417
cute look but i don't like the untucked shirt

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>>219653451
But I've already got the boots!

צה״ל מאשר: חוסל אחראי מטה המודיעין של ארגון הטרור חיזבאללה בביירות

צה״ל מאשר כעת כי בתקיפה מדויקת בביירות הלילה, חוסל המחבל חסין מקלד ששימש כאחראי מטה המודיעין של ארגון הטרור חיזבאללה.

פרטים נוספים בהמשך

>>219653392
What’s Suelad up to nowadays? Did he move to Japan?

*sees a bee furry*
thats a sexy bee

joining the jewism so I don't get forced to fight for greasy pig freaks

just cummed

>>219653417
Looks like the falls of ossian

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You think hilter gave af about Iranians? He didn't. Are you Jewish? No? Then where's the issue? This isn't the 1940s and you aren't the ubermensch

>le jews
Read a (good) book ffs

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>always make their bee avatars sexy
every time

>>219653528
Incoherent post.

reading a good book actually thanks

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Is this outfit seductive?

>>219653528
>not liking jews started with hitler
Um

>>219653548
He's not very bright

>>219653498
I believe he got himself a Japanese gf and then flew her over here with the intention of making her his wife. He also quit 4chan. Canonically one of the more successful /brit/posters.

>>219653562
no

>>219610311
>>219610311
>>219610311

>>219653587
...sexo?

>>219653574
Good for him. He’s a nice lad.

suelad went to Japan and got his organs harvested, never to be seen on 4chan again

Boring post not worth making

Off my fat arse to get in the shower
see u later everybody
bye

>>219653616
Oh you seethin x

>>219653605
>>219653605

New

get the free sheldon edish made

>>219653616
why make it then

New. Now.

>>219653625
You just don't get it

>>219653643
Hmm

>>219653673
Get what?

loads to do this week and none of it done