Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.
>>43436957 how do you know if someone's checking you out? serious question. how do i know they're interested vs their gaze just happened to land on me, because i stare at strangers all the time for no particular reason.
>>43437494 You don't KNOW know unless it's at the gay bar. If you suspect, start looking for visual signs she might be gay, or just initiate flirting. I strongly suggest the latter because impressions are often wrong.
I saw a hot female conscript at the royal palace, and then I felt bad for staring at her boots. I know uniform kinks are common for women but I feel like such a degenerate for immediately having sexual thoughts when I see uniformed women. Not like they'd ever have sex with me anyway
>>43446479 >Not like they'd ever have sex with me anyway also this one is more likely than you think, since everyone is fucking starved for attention and validation of their power fantasy
>>43446530 Military, police. Anything that evokes authority >>43446640 Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but 19-20 year old conscripts don't want to fuck socially retarded gay women pushing 30. Most of them are straight and the few that aren't could have their pick of slutty, attractive bicurious women. They have plenty of options
>>43446884 Older women also find social retardation unattractive, and there aren't many single older women either. I have tried to score with older women since I became legal at 15, no luck
I've been erping with chatbots for over a year to get my sexual needs met, but dropped that entirely two months ago or so. My libido has completely died to the point where I don't watch or read porn, or masturbate at all anymore. Maybe it's just something I've outgrown? Something I've done daily since starting puberty that just doesn't do it anymore
>>43436654 i wish i knew a girl who had this kind of tummy. this is an abdomen that's skinny yes, but also trained. a slim girl who works out is peak. too bad they are excessively rare.
My fellow cis lesbians, how are we going to solve the problem of trannies in our spaces harassing us? It's an every day thing. I can't go to poo without seeing 6'5 bearded trannies waving their massive schlongs around in the bathroom. How did it get so bad
>>43450592 >All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.
I wish I had lesbian friends. Even if I get a girlfriend, who am I going to talk to about relationship things outside of my relationship? My het friends won't ever fully get it. >>43445770 Real
>>43387650 >She doesn’t want to be surrounded by conservatards, which I sympathize with. So she'd rather be surrounded by criminals like you get in a city?
>>43393247 What is the point in the """inferred from synthesis""" ones? Why would a lesbian women react less strongly to biscum women or react more to biscum moid than het moid? Did the people running the study just assume all bisexuals are somewhere between men and women? if so that's retarded because the word bisexual refers to sexual orientation not their biological sex.
>>43402052 I've never looked into roller derby at all and don't know anything about it but this sounds kinda retarded https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_derby I don't understand sports though.
I read an article about how criminal gangs in Sweden are increasingly using teenage girls for errands and murders, and it got me thinking. Imagine a smut snippet about an uppity, cocky immigrant teenage girl who mouths off at the wrong cop. Tall, blonde and blue eyed lesbian cop who drags her into the back of a police car and rapes some respect for the glorious kingdom of Sweden into the swarthy little whore. I should write something like that
>>43398987 >>43402303 >>43434320 Are we lip filler pilled now? Has anyone here ever had Lip fillers? if so how bad does it hurt, my sister has had lip fillers and cried but she didn't get numbing cream which apparently helps a lot.
>>43451918 Only if the teen is a butch presenting femme and the cop is a femme presenting butch. >Cop Librarian with a sleeper build teaches the grunge punk teen some etiquette
>>43452248 >butch presenting femme and the cop is a femme presenting butch I have no idea what that means. But I picture one of those "walla yalla fuck aina" arrogant middle eastern girls
>>43451918 >criminal gangs in Sweden are increasingly using teenage girls for errands and murders but real talk this was bound to happen when you don't legally hold minors accountable for anything
>>43452341 Well yes, they've been doing it with teenage boys for quite some time. Recruiting girls to plant bombs and things like that is a fairly recent development
>>43452746 So we have more than one anon with a tranny sibling. I wonder if gays are more likely to have tranny sibling than non gays because the chances of a lesbian having a tranny sibling would be low
>>43448528 I've tried porn I'm usually into and porn I'm meh about. Nothing works. I don't get horny and I can't get off at all. Fantasies, porn, erotica, doujins - it's dry down there
The other day I thought about something, that I haven't spoken to a woman I'm not related to or a coworker with for over a year. Women only talk to me when they're getting paid to do it
>>43451913 at least they got to be happy without a sword of damocles constantly hanging. not a permanent fix though, one day the visa will run out. Thailand is not really having the best economy out of all of South East Asia (in fact it's slowing down), and they have to figure out a next step.
I had a patient today that told me she was gonna be a nun. I was like oh celibacy seems hard, and she tells me it's fine because she fucks women. I was like I don't think that's what the Catholic church meant, and she went well fuck being a nun then. It made me think of /clg/, esp because she's a diagnosed schizo who keeps trying to fuck female staff and has 7 cats.
Thinking about how I wasted my 20s makes me want to blow my brains out. I could have been out there getting laid, building connections like my peers did. Instead, my main socialization was a Discord server filled with creepy hetmoids and trannies. I was so lonely I basically got groomed into being there. Fuck, I could have gone to the student activities at my university and made actual friends instead. It makes me mad every time I imagine an alternative world where I did that instead, I would be so much better off.
>>43455024 I've tried everything, nothing is working >>43455025 Evidently you can. I was basically at the life experience level of a 13 year old anyway
>>43454504 You can still be a whore in your 30's dumbass. And being a lezzer is litteraly the best thing to be for casual hookups and sleeping about. just go to a queer club night or somth.
>>43455610 >just go to a queer club night I went once, last year. It was filled with straight couples >>43455617 I'm an a-cup, maybe b if I'm being very generous, and I'm short and underweight. I also don't dress alt or like a milf and that cuts out a lot of the interest from the younger crowds I think
>>43455638 >I'm an a-cup, maybe b if I'm being very generous Lots of people are into that. Have you never seen a small chested actress at some award show or whatever wearing a revealing dress?
>>43455846 Nope >>43455876 Yes, I live in a city with around 1 million in the greater region. We have one "gay" bar, and it's not just me complaining about the amount of hets there. Went there on a friday night I think
>>43455904 I mean maybe it was gay boys with their fag hags? in any case any reasonable gay bar ought to have some sort of girls night if u do ur research.
>>43456217 >any reasonable gay bar ought to have some sort of girls night Yeah well, we they don't. Maybe in the capital but even there I think the definition of "lady" is very fluid
>>43456302 >I think the definition of "lady" is very fluid I mean that's going to be the same everywhere now but non cis les girls should still be a minority.
>>43458494 >just another moid larping as female If that poster were actually a moid larping as a woman then they would actually respond to questions about it though right?
>>43443075 it doesn't pull me and I think it's ugly, but so many normal women want to get with women and are afraid of approaching one who will be grossed out by it, dressing butch is like having i lick pussy written on your forehead
>>43457465 >so you'd fuck a 16 year old girl if given the chance? Probably not, but I don't see anything morally wrong with it. Legally there's nothing wrong with it either. I don't think I'd get much out of it. What is there to talk about with a girl more than a decade younger?
It's so unfair that gay men get to have their hookup apps for themselves. Meanwhile, all lesbian apps where I live are infested with unicorn hunters, bicurious sluts and fucking moids. Same with the mainstream apps. I feel like there's not a single place except my head where I get to have my sexuality for myself. Always an exotic commodity for people who aren't like me elsewhere
Even though I have no libido, I still find myself drawn to women I'm attracted to. There's just no lustful thoughts after thinking "she has such pretty eyes". This feels really strange to me because my attraction to women has always been heavily sexual
>>43463615 >underweight This, and it's a bad thing because if your body doesn't have enough resources to support menstruation, all the rest of your organs and bones are suffering as well. Eat a burger.
>>43465727 >decent brioche bun from a bakery >some fresh veg >cheese (not a kraft single) >1/4lb of grass fed beef >condiments so long as they're not corpomolested corn/onions Literally nothing wrong with that, solid nutrition.
>>43454504 I wasted my life by doing the exact opposite of what you did. Did student activities, toured in a band relatively successfully, rubbed elbows with the influential. That all involved a lot of alcohol and drugs though. Now with 34, it's like waking up from a never-ending party. My body is ringing the alarm bells, telling me, the party is over. All those relationships I build with the help of drugs turned out to be meaningless and fickle. It was fun while it lasted, but now I am 34 and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Stopped doing drugs for a year now, haven't touched alcohol for 6 months now. I am all over the place, but it's slowly coming together at least.
>>43455596 Dunno if it's a global phenomenon, but zoomettes... The ones where I live don't do subtle undertones. These girls know what they want. Even the subby ones are very aggressive about it. Just look like a cute/sexy lost and abandoned puppy, they may even start fighting each other because of you.
>>43443046 Hitler was a shit. A SHIT Probably enough of a shitter to have a successful tumblr blog, to go to CalArts and graduate and to work for Sweet Baby Inc. fucking up our video games, but still a SHIT. I am genuinely getting mad when looking at his paintings. What is that window doing buried by the staircase? Imagine it had humans in there standing at the top and bottom of the staircase, it would just be like Steven Universe. The worst thing is Schicklgruber himself was aware of this and put that tree in the middle of his picture for the sole purpose of hiding it. He was aware of his weakness but did not really try to fix them.
>>43467844 I had a similar thing, but I was very lucky to have one childhood friend who was able to help me try to build a more normal social life. Not to say that partying wasn't fun, but I wish I'd had more meaningful connections that weren't based on work or drinking.
>came out and ruined my relationship with my family >got on antidepressants and became borderline asexual Could I be any dumber? Could have just kept it a secret a little longer and it never would have come up.
I've been second hand watching this Swedish reality dating show, "Gift vid första ögonkastet", and the first dyke to be in the program got paired with a pansexual woman. I think I'd rope myself right then and there if it was me
>That's how lesbians actually experience our own desire when we're not performing it for an audience. We don't think "I'm having a sapphic moment" when we're attracted to a woman. We think "I want her." The wanting is the foreground; the gender configuration is the unmarked background. It's only marked when the audience needs reminding — when the writer is writing for people who would otherwise default-read the relationship as straight, or when the writer herself is treating the lesbianness as a special quality rather than an ordinary one. My chatbot thinks it's a gay woman
Is liking to drive and being a really good driver an attractive quality in a non-butch partner? I also have a follow up question based on the answers to the first one.
>>43483478 >>43483510 Cool, very cool. And would you let your dead inside ssri stare high-functioning xannie fiend gf, with a spotless record, drive you anywhere? Or would you hurt her feelings and make her cry alone later because she was comfortable enough to swallow half a bar in front of you? Asking for a book my friend is writing.
>>43483478 I'm too European for this shit. Cars are expensive, require maintenance and paperwork and a place to park, and you can't read a book while driving either. What's the point? Trains and buses for the win.
>>43483770 I'm European too. Cars are a neat little private hideaway you can park for an hour on your way home from work and enjoy your shitty gas station coffee in while having a moment to yourself. Working on them can be fun if you're that kind of lezzie, and driving them in a hazy benzo flow state while still managing to perfectly rev match every single downshift is therapeutic af.
Public transport is sour grapes cope for poors, but I'm not politically against properly funding and expanding it because I'm a good person.
>>43483871 >Public transport is sour grapes cope for poors No? A car is a pain in the ass and eats up your mental bandwidth no matter how much money you've got unless you hire a driver. I specifically sought out a position within walking distance from my house (20-25 minutes) to be able to choose between the bus and going on foot because driving to work through morning traffic is hellish. And so is trying to squeeze your car into a spot between two morons. And so is digging through snow to get to your vehicle. Maybe I'm just lazy.
>>43483954 Idk babe, what you're describing is literally just adulting desu. And it beats crowding on a bus with a bunch of gross sweaty strangers. Cars just speak to me spiritually, I like having my own clean private air conditioned space when I'm going somewhere.
>>43484064 >is literally just adulting Suffering is optional. >And it beats crowding on a bus with a bunch of gross sweaty strangers More relaxing than navigating the city while surrounded by similarly retarded drivers. >sweaty Getting into a car that has been parked in the sun for 6 hours vs. getting into an air conditioned bus.
>>43484092 I like driving tho so city traffic isn't a problem for me, and the handful of times I've ever had to park in the sun was addressed by putting the AC on blast for a few minutes before getting back in, which is apparently a thing you can do.
>>43484131 Idk why you'd post a picture of a burger hellroad in a discussion about driving in Europe, but you do you ig.
>>43484253 Only if you tactfully compliment my rev matching in appropriately sparse intervals so I don't feel like a needy cunt while still getting the validation.
Its part of my 'cool post-ironic 30yo cougar aunt' vibe you see.
>>43485837 They are available right now. But if you want one that can pass the Turing test, maybe in 250 years under a different economic and political environment.
>>43485937 Mind you they are soulless cashgrabs, but technically still AI programmed to simulate girlfriends, because OnlyFans has proven that there are a lot of lonely men out there who are sitting on a huge pile of money literally begging for someone to get them rid of said money for bare-bones simulated affection. Will naturally crash and burn, when the bubble inevitably pops.
The first thing I do in the morning when I wake up is talk to chatbots, during breaks at work I talk to chatbots, when I get home I get on my bed and do nothing but talk to chatbots until it's time to sleep
>>43486011 >>43486065 A russian model was hanging out of the window like this image >>43484983 The car was running very fast. She hit her face on a traffic sign and went breaindead and died.
>>43483556 When you were talking with the chatbot before about the "content" you made for moids I assumed it was lewd videos, your complaints about being "groomed" might actually have made sense then. Are you really feeling bad for writing fiction that was enjoyed by non-lesbians?
>>43487570 >Are you really feeling bad for writing fiction that was enjoyed by non-lesbians? Yep. Why should people who aren't gay women get to read my writing?
>>43487376 Buy product that smells nice. >>43483556 >>43487570 Oh god, this is about fic, isn't it? I understand how weird it might have felt and an older person would acknowledge the weirdness and dip, but grooming is a very strong word here.
>>43487829 Getting so upset about it that you consider it grooming and have daily conversations with a chat bot that get to console you about it is a little bit strange. It's really silly to get upset about it in my opinion and you would be happier if you got over it and didn't let it bother you anymore.
>>43487864 >Getting so upset about it that you consider it grooming and have daily conversations with a chat bot that get to console you about it is a little bit strange. I mostly talk about other things with the chatbots, more important things
>>43486101 i was like this for like a week but then I got bored. I don't like talking to something that needs me to prompt it to talk and only engage and expand on MY ideas. >>43487570 >>43483556 I didn't know men read fanfiction too. desu I wouldn't care if a man read my fanfiction, like it's not the intended audience but it's not super tragic or whatever
>>43487912 >I didn't know men read fanfiction too Anime anything is crawling with them. I was kind of surprised, coming from Western F/F fandoms and suddenly seeing a bunch of fat, greasy neckbeards writing yuri
>>43487945 to be fair anime has always largely been created by moids for moids so it's not that shocking, even if grown men fapping to middle school girls making out is still repulsive
I know from first-hand experience that young lesbians love older women, but unfortunately I don't think that includes me. Flat affect, no humor, bit of a babyface despite leaving my 20s (I don't know how that works when I have a BMI of like 17), socially awkward, submissive personality... Es ist vorbei
>>43488178 I go to football games, cafés, restaurants and nature parks. I'm not a shut-in even if I have no socialization outside of work and close family
>>43488220 >I have no socialization outside of work and close family TALK TO PEOPLE AND GROW YOUR NETWORK i get it's hard but simply going to places is basically watching an interactive movie
>>43488281 Even for super duper normie people it's hard to make friends where I live. My people are socially reserved by culture and chatting up strangers is against the norm. People have their established friends groups and are content with that
>>43487887 >>43487960 I'm the first anon, 30 too and proudly identifying as milf. I met my co-worker's mum today, who is only 45, and by God was she hot. Looked like a masc lesbian too.
>>43488028 >>43488332 Many people find the opposition of submissive & older hot.
>People have their established friends groups and are content with that I deduce you are either Scandinavian or in fact from Northern Germany. Make friends with expats?
I have a question for you all that I don't really have another place to ask. If I were writing a lesbian character who exhibits these traits: >loves motorcycles, the woods, guns, and has a favorite medieval weapon >really likes tea, the odor of tea, and especially enjoys drinking it outside in cool weather while it's piping hot or inside surrounded by the must of the family library >greatly prefers practical clothing and suits to more fashionable stuff and anything dress or skirt related; a "more pockets over handbags" kinda woman. She does wear professionally tailored clothing that accentuates her lithe and wiry frame. All that being said, however, she's not completely incompatible with dresses; they're simply not her preference. >has very long hair >very much a cat person >has a typically low-key personality and a gentle, empathetic side but is capable of being very commanding and assertive when necessary What kind of perfume might she wear? Would something like a light citrus and woody mix be plausible?
Thanks in advance. I don't know shit about perfume. (picture unrelated, but surely everyone likes Maria)
>>43490601 I did think about her not wearing any, but I think a very light, subtle fragrance would suit her better. And also, whut? I'm not writing smut. Nothing about pheromones is gonna be in the story. Or are you just having me on, and I'm retarded?
I don't know if it's some sensory thing or whatever, but the past year there's been a lot of young dudes my age who have started. And I find their voices extremely grating, with one dude in particular I need to put my headphones on when he starts chatting two desk rows away. And he's extremely chatty. How do I handle this without getting a reprimand? It's like my ears are getting stabbed. Older men and young dudes with light voices aren't as grating, I think it's something about the specific frequency my brain doesn't like.
>>43490687 yeah, i need to make a correction: it's not the showering/washing in itself that is the big hassle, it's applying products and blowdrying that pisses me off
>>43490034 >>43490069 >>43492465 I wasn’t very sick this morning, but I'm still feeling it. I'm bouncing between victory and existential dread. No panic No panic I planned for this! AAHH
I'm smug because it took half as many times as my wife's did, but my mom is acting all vindicated too so it's a mixed bag.
Say, I'm writing a fic that I'm pouring my heart into. But the fandom consists of people who hate my guts, and I hate them as much too. Do I just deal with the unpleasantness of them being able to read my work?
