>>43189956 >There! See that wasn't so bad now was it? Hmm? Is something the matter Anon? Why are you looking at me like that? Heh, you look like you've seen a ghost... Anon?
>>43190368 I really dislike that muzzle shape on ponies. The weird alien round muzzle from the show got me obcessed and i can only see this as a downgrade.
>Daring Do can't decide which is more infuriating; that a stallion with no adventuring background is trying to get into the business, that she's the one that always seems to get stuck pulling his flank out of the fire, or that the pulp mag she made on the side depicting his horseapples has quickly outsold her normal books by an order of magnitude
>>43193004 Braeburn has been turned into such an uguu femboy corn puff that I want to see a story about him being a giant chud racist just to see what happens
>>43189911 >IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiE i tried joining this once and have never seen anyone active in it, is this just here sort of as an artifact of ye olden times?
>>43203409 I ain't sayin' shit I ain't no stoolie >>43203411 It's likely just an artifact, I only ever saw one other IRC link here and that was big long ago for /moon/
Had this idea of an alternate version of the story of FiM where The Crystal Empire returns before the events of A Canterlot Wedding, and due to Princess Cadence inheritance to the Crystal throne, she thus becomes their Queen and marries Shining Armor in the Crystal Empire, and the affair goes smoothly. Meanwhile, Queen Chrysalis plot to have infinite love for herself and her subjects drives her to capture and disguise as Princess Celestia. Instead of marrying Shining Armor to feed on his love, she instead begins to feast on the love of her newfound pony subjects. However, because Anon is both human (Predators have specialized pattern recognition) and an outsider, he picks up on the uncanny nature of her disguise and, after a long and arduous investigation, he manages to fight his way into her Royal Chamber to challenge her for the sake of saving Equestria.
>>43204978 I'm not a writefag, far from it, but when it comes to stories I'm mostly interested on the thematic/philosophical aspects.
So the theme I'm going for here is that Anon has this very rigid idea of what "Love" means, he thinks that in the world of Equestria, love is simple and abundant, and that anyone can be redeemed if loved enough (Kind of like how Twilight tries to redeem every villain she encounters, because she herself also believes love is simple and abudant). But his encounter with Chrysalis changes his in the sense that he learns that love can be selfish, destructive, and capable of doing whatever it takes to guarantee it, and that desperation is what drives Chrysalis to do what she does.
But this is not the main theme of the story, I'm mostly interested on the duality between "Chosen" love and "Inherited" love. The love ponies feel towards Celestia is inherited because they are born in that world, you love Celestia because she just IS Celestia, the value is already instilled into you since birth you just respond to it. But Anon he CHOOSES to love Equestria, despite how foreign, how different it is to his own world he chooses to love it.
Now Chrysalis she rules as someone who has never experienced chosen love, neither from herself, or from someone else. So Chrysalis sees love as something completely transactional, gravitational, always inherited in some sense, she only loves what feeds her, what protects her, what impresses or dazzles her. So her belief is that if she becomes powerful enough, dazzling enough, love MUST follow automatically. And... she's not entirely wrong! The ponies DO love her disguise, but the thing is that she is not really being LOVED as HERSELF, her whole scheme is kinda self-defeating in a way she doesn't really realize.
>>43204935 Nice. I could see Twilight getting in on it too, maybe as a skeptic at first.
>"Anon, this is your last warning: I am forbidding you from trying to grab Princess Celestia's face when we meet her." "But she's hiding something." >"No she's not." "And when I find out what it is, I'm gonna pull her mask off like it's Scooby-Doo." >"Look, just try to behave yourself when we meet her. Okay?" "I will." >"And do not touch her face." "I will." >"Anon!"
>>43207494 >Be Sweetie Belle. >Wake up tied to a chair in a dark room. >Don't know what happened before this, no idea how you got here. >You see Anon, stepping out from the darkness. >There's no pony else in the room with you. >You're alone with him. >Start crying immediately. >Ignoring your crying, Anon says to you: >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs." >Anon points to a bowl of severed pony hooves that's on the table next to you. "Why are you doing this?"
>>43200465 >Lay her down on your couch >Put a blanket on her >Tuck her in >Bid her good night >Retire to your room >Wake up the following morning >Princess Celestia is in your bed >OMGWTFBBQ
>>43231395 Anon, horse sex lasting much less time than human sex is a basic biological fact that you can quickly search up just by typing into a search engine. Stop taking this stuff so personally.
>>43231382 They have to be two pump chimps. Horse mating has to be quick because the mare can’t exactly handle the weight of an adult horse on top of her for that long
it's been 84 years... posted a momlestia green over in /sun/ because it looked like they needed it and i've been fiending to write again. i'll link it here (and probably provide further updates here) since it's technically /aie/ and might become something more >>43233552 https://ponepaste.org/11902
>>43232110 Nah. It's more about evolutionary pressure -- mating puts both of them in a vulnerable position for ambush by predators. Most of horse mating is courtship, IE foreplay.
>>43240655 I think he just got burned out. Plus the yandere threads died, which is where all these drawings came from. He did show up randomly in a thread a few years ago. Even fulfilled a request of mine. >pic related
>>43242604 2d animation features have been a thing in Blender for like seven or eight years now. Granted it was a little rough at first, but you could do it.
>>43238519 >>43238664 Shit even with a diff tool, I can only see compression artifacts...
>>43239305 >>43242604 Whooo, super nice! I wish I had time to try it, sounds fun!
>>43245461 Anon, work on mlp started 16-17 years ago... You can't remake all the assets just for the last season, even more so with a "cuting edge" tool. Damn, I feel old, like really old...
>>43246588 >Anon, work on mlp started 16-17 years ago... I wasn't suggesting DHX should have used Blender, I was merely telling the anon I was replying to that the 2d animaton features are more than a year old
>>43247383 >he’s never torrented software in his life I still have Adobe animate CC 2015 on my computer, hell you can still get Flash CS6 and it’s about as feature complete as can be. >And Adobe stopped supporting Flash I think modern Adobe animate instances still support it you lying retard.
Goddamn captcha. I'm having trouble writing or drawing anything mlp related since I'm on a binge of other stuff, I feel bad about it. I feel sick. It's pretty sad that I don't feel the same way about certain characters than I did before, but then again, at least I'm not scheduling my suicide over some pony(ies) who'll never know me. Shoot me some random ideas for small greens. I got a thing in the works for mlp still being storyboarded. Have you ever felt strongly over a character in the show that made you dread being alive, or did it motivate you to live stronger?
>>43254010 She'll bake a shitty cake just for you and you'd feel so guilty over not eating it because if you don't, you'd hurt her feelings, and she's too adorable for you to hurt, so you have to force yourself to eat it after it's been sitting in your fridge for a couple days after she pesters you about it. That's pretty evil of her, nonny, so I'd be terrified if I were you.
>"Anonymous, I have been here on Earth only a short while and I feel I've indulged you in quite enough of these 'meems'.." >I know I said this after the last couple dozen but I swear I wont ask you to do or say anything else, please! >"*Sigh*..It's not 'Tavi anymore, It's DONK.'.." smol PiE
>>43248834 >Shoot me some random ideas for small greens. Autumn Blaze uses the little groove in her horn to help Anon win a low stakes billiards/snooker (she accidentally singed one of his hands in a short flush of anger earlier that day.)
>You decide to play a game with Scoots. >Your children back home used to love this. >You bend over and pick the small pegasus up. >"Hey Anon, what are you doing?" >She's surprisingly light; she weighs less than your youngest. /Dis gun be gud/ >You bend back over, nearly setting her down again. >Then you snap upright, flinging Scootaloo into the air with as much force as you can muster. "Whoops-a-daisy!" >She gasps in surprise. >You stand poised to catch her, but she instinctively sticks out her tiny wings, and surprisingly begins to glide away from you. >You watch her go as she giggles nervously, slowly drifting closer to the ground. >Her landing is not worthy of the name. >She touches down with her forehooves first and pitches forward into a very awkward faceplant. >This crash-landing causes you a lot of concern. >You hope you haven't hurt her. >Suddenly she pops up and races straight at you. >Bouncing up and down in front of you with giddy delight, she exclaims, "AGAIN!! Do it again!" >You grin. "Sure Scoots!" >You bend over and pick her up again. "Whoops-a daisy!" >Her landing is better this time. >She keeps you at this activity until the sun starts to set. >Today was a good day.
>>43262074 >go apple bucking with Bloom >you can reach the apples just fine but she really wants to you to try it the Apple family way >whatcouldgowrong.jpg >you dig in one foot for support and ley the tree have it >thump! >clearly you're nowhere near as tough as the earth ponies >the uncaring tree remains unmoved as you recoil from the shock and tumble all the way down the hill >total everything agony >Bloom tumbles down after you giggling like mad >she thinks it must've been a gag and followed suit >AJ comes out to see the ruckus >get a scolding of lifetime and told to hit the showers >Bloom shuffles over next to you, looking up with scarcely concealed grin >"Let's do that again tomorrow!"
>Be Anonymous >Day OATS in Equestria “Hey! Hey, LOIRA!” >“Eh?” >Lyra lifts her head up from the pile of oats at her doorstep. >Then, she sees you. >The mint-colored unicorn shrinks backs against her front door. >“Wha-, what, w-what do you want, Anonymous?” >She darts her head from side to side before hissing: “You know we’re not s’posed to hang out no more!” >You indulge in a soft laugh, one which carries over to Lyra on her porch. “Yeah, yeah, I know,” you tell her. “It’s just… Well, y’see… I got some more OATS for ya, Lyra.” >At once, Lyra goes ramrod-stiff. >“Yougotmoreoats?” >You nod at her. >You nod at her, slowly. “Yeah, dog. I got a buuuunch more oats, man. Bunch more.” >“R-really…?” >You smile. “Really.” >You reach into the mouth of your leather courier slung across your shoulder, taking your time to exaggerate the movements of your arm rustling through the contents inside. >Then, you pause, looking back over to Lyra, and wear a mock look of pleasant surprise. >That’s when you pull out the good stuff… “Oh? Looky what I have here~!” >Lyra sucks in a gasp. >Her eyes dribble up and down, back and forth between the pile of oats atop her ‘Welcome’ mat, and you, standing no more than two yards from her front porch, arm outstretched, holding a plump paper bag swollen with greater Quaker goodness. >“M-muh-muh-muh…muh-muh-muh-mERCY!” >Suddenly, the second-story window to the house slides open, and out leans Bon Bon from its edge. >“Lyra! No! No oats! NO!” >Twisting her head to look up at the pony mare, Lyra trembles her lower lip. >“But Bonnie! Anon’s—” >“ANON IS WANTED BY THE STATE!” “Hi, Bon Bon.” >“Hi, Anonymous.” >Lyra sniffles. >Wipes the tears in her eyes with a foreleg. >“M-muh-muh-muh…muh-muh-muh-mERCY!” >“No Lyra!” scolds Bon Bon. “No oats dor you!” “You want these precious, perfect, bodacious steel-cut oats?” you ask Lyra, shaking the bag in your hand for emphasis. “They’re WILD oats, too.” >Bon Bon slams her hoof against the window ledge. >“Stop it! She doesn’t need them, Anon! She doesn’t—!” “Ya want it?” >“I WANNIT!” “Yeah?” >“YEE! YEAH-HUH! YEAH-HUH! PLEASE, ANON! GOTTA HELP ME, MAN!” “Then go an’ GET IT!” >You hurl the bag of oats god-knows-how-many yards down the street. >You will not elaborate as to why you have such a good throwing arm. >After rearing up on her hind legs with an uncontrollable whinny, Lyra sets off after the oats in a powerful gallop. >You had fun raping Bon Bon that evening. >Even if you felt a little bad for doing it. >You’ll have to buy Lyra more oats to make up for it. >Good honse.
haven't writefagged in about six-seven years, srry if this diddy be doo-doo feces, i damn near forgot how ;_;
>>43274651 The missing setup is that Twilight is trying to curb Anon & Pinkie's excessive ice cream consumption. Hence the "one tub" promise. Instead of the expected pint tub, they use a bath tub.
I read >>43270145 and now wonder what would I do if I get to Equestria and meet Anon Y. Mous Just how the hell are you supposed to interact with physical amalgamation of people that has some of your parts?
>>43274411 i have no idea what the fuck this means i understand rarity wanting payment in sex, but why is she making herself tiny? to climb up anon's cock?
>>43196837 >Cousin Applejack, am Ah going loco, or is there an AWFUL lot of ponies getting with other critters lately? >It ain't only the out-of-towners, neither; Ah've seen a couple mares trotting around town with their little buffalo half-bloods--and everypony acts like it's normal! >Huh? No, Ah'm good friends with the buffaloes; you know that! Ah just think they should keep their hooves off our mares! >And there's another thing, Applejack: how come mares don't like me? Some of them are downright dee-sgusted with me, and I cain't figure why. >Last week I complimented a girl on her hair, and she stormed off and hollered back something about "buckin' fruit" >Am I a bad pony for apple buckin' now? Ah don't get it! Am Ah just that ugly? Why do they treat me like this?