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UFC 326 soon
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Blessedvious

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Olives heems Max.

Cap this.
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*chortle* yeah ok pal
*gets hemmd*
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>>153717679
modern games look like shit
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a vote for gane is a vote for sovereignty
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>>153717810
Fuck yeah moethr fucker lets FUCKING go
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someone has to save PFL
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>>153717963
Why can’t fighters ever retire
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>>153717972
the pa$sion. the bill$s. the bitches. As you know fighters age well
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Dustin Poirier would absolutely destroy Ilia Topuria at lightweight.
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>>153717810
Let's go for that!
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I'm so groggy what day is it
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>>153718028
Dustin Porier has been drinking so hard he's not even sure where Jolie's at anymore
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>>153718237
you can tell by the trail of men having a go
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>>153717963
Benson Henderson groomed a kid at his gym. People forget man.
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>>153718236
Still recovering from being heemed aye lad?
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>>153718253
yes (she/her)
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Life changing head from Ailín Pérez
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>Knocked out by a woman.
kwab
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we must mean different heems pal
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>>153717795
It's a custom character created max someone made in ufc 3 dummy
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Heeming your meng to images of gabi isn't the same as sex bro.
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imagine getting off to a 'caco
certainly could not be me
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>>153718323
Brehs
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>>153718359
those caranos have no business being so good at her age
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>>153718423
>no business being so good at her age
shes going to be 44 not 60 lol
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She hit up the ozempic like Joanna schaub
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rondas always been a cunt. gina by flying knee
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Dana White's mother confirmed he fucked Arianni Celeste in her prime
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>>153718441
>going to be 44
She looks better than some girls who are 30
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holy shit
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>some
god damn this genny is really full of yutes
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>>153718498
He's going to be twerking on the new Adin Ross stream whilst they review latest fighter jet footage coming from Iran
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who even watches adin ross
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>>153718508
you would be surprised i think
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>>153718512
It's like poetry... It's supposed to rhyme.
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*scurries back to the bonescord*
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People forget, Jon Jones didn't develop a spinning back kick until he began training under Adin Ross at 37 years old.
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if they actually pass on ilia vs gaethje at the white house because they're afraid ilia looks too mexican... i'll boycott by not purchasing any ufc merchandise for 2 weeks
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my life is pretty clutch icl
tybjonesy
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>>153718525
messicans have cold steely gazes while ilja looks like he just stole sweeties from the shop and is trying to avoid suspicion
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Arman Tsarukyan will face Georgio Poullas in a submission grappling match on March 11th
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Why didn't Georgia press batter charges on Arman after he attacked him
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>batter charges
yet another good reason to not eat fish and chips
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>Chippy tea mentioned
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>>153718595
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>>153718611
Is this the patriot with the big titty sister?
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two pumps in and the wmma had to answer an important phone call smdh
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>>153718572
>fights on 311
Whoa, Arman is the color of your energy
Whoa, shades of UFC gold displayed naturally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk_WUs-zlNU
>isnt the chillest match ever
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>>153717795
It's because of Unreal engine 5
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ten gyal inna lada it's mi sex-uv
heem pon the seat make the bedroom sleep
plug in mi matic fi go pon the street
look out the window fucking jannies
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>>153718691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efgIm9YPZvE
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>>153718703
general levy is a legend mate but for me? personally? the simply superior us version choon with skibz rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix5LgdkSMXc
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General Levy alongside the mbeat.the world is in trouble!
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good morning. last night i dreamed about Pereira vs DC
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>>153718732
the mista jam performance with raskit and the bbk boys is a repeat offender on the big cloz playlist
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>>153718726
tom walks out to this...might win the fans backm8
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>>153718749
This Finnish freak knows ball! Respect.
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>>153718753
linking up with piers morgan and sacha baron cohen surely are the keys to aspinfool's retribution
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>>153718765
I think he should focus on pay-walled content where him and his dad make pasta
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>>153718817
flamboyant hip toss my man
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>>153718817
Light heavyweight bros why can't we wrestle
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>>153718840
It's a lateral drop. DC was good at them.
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>>153718875
I'm Australian therefore I know nothing about wrestling.
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>>153718875
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>>153718882
OMG it's JDM. Good luck against Prates.
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>>153718875
didn't do him any favors versus the GOAT
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>>153718896
He wont shoot on me.
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>>153718961
I will meng *smokes cigs*
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'caco need a 'nana?
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>>153718817
Did he paralyse him? He landed dead on his neck lmao
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jackinho dolla maddalena
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>>153718876
These dudes are 33 years old
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Make no mistake. JDM vs Prates has been booked because Israel wanted it to be booked.
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lets wash that down with some popovs
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>>153719119
Echelons
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>>153718028
Poirier is the same as Garth. Can only win interim titles. Better than almost everyone but not good enough to beat the champ.
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>>153718572
Arman wrestles and grapples every other weekend yet fights once a year
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>>153718891
Ghetto hillbilly
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>>153718891
Is this a child or a flyweight
Cormier is 5’9 lol
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>>153718876
Why this delteded
What techniques did they show
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if charles backpacks max for the sake of winning rounds he's dead to me
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Ilia Topuria won by judges decision against his ex wife
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>>153719187
It's joshua van
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Remebmer when Felony Charles Bennett backpacked OG Geezer
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Tom Aspinall is the biggest bitch the sport has ever seen
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>>153719288
His eye will never be the same
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>>153719288
Gonna have to disagree, the guy who robbed Paul Craig is worse
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>hunter refused Usmeng title shot
fucking finally. what's next? Morales right?
>inb4 Colby
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This sport is so fucking compromised
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Lucrativebros…
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Usmang vs Morales just leaked
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>>153719319
Usman is moving up to fight DDP
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>>153719364
There’s nothing worse than a former champ at the end of his career fighting once every 15 months while pretending to still be a contender
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>>153719354
he went something like 2-10 and 1-14 betting back to back weeks kek
people pay $149/mo for his picks
gotta respect that he’s able to convince dumbfucks to pay
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>>153719354
>>153719389
r/heem is a kunath general
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>>153719254
Would be the funniest outcome tbqh

Charles decision with 19 min control time
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nah man Charles is a real one but he posted kwabib type crypto shit on his xitter. what if he's not the Charles we knew anymore.
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WWUWD
What would Uncle weezy Do
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Donte Johnson WILL win by submission late 2nd round because that’s what bookies need
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>>153719389
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>>153719374
yes there is
a never champion (colby) fighting once every 27 months while pretending to still be a contender
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>>153719453
This guy is cooked! Betting on a fixed sport is a mugs game
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*sigh*
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>>153719389
>he actually charges 149 per month
anyone who pays this should be culled
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>>153719490
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>big ppv week
>gonna be a 18 hour thread
dead general
dead sport
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>>153719504
True, yearly sub is much cheaper.
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>>153719505
in many ways i am the tai tuivasa of heem
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>>153719607
All of Ari's bots have been diverted to pol
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merab really is an eyesore
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>Min Pilloway vs Charles "Do Quit" Oliveira
It's a reddit off
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I really miss merab
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>>153719699
i was at 323
it was great watching him get pieced up and outwrestled by yan
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the white house card is in like a few days or something and still no announcements?!
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>>153719722
they'll announce the white house main & co main during 326 saturday

it will be underwhelming
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>>153719718
That NEVER happened
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there's no way it can be jones, right? well maybe comain. but there's such a high chance he just lays on the opponent no matter who it is.
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>>153719740
>2/29 takedowns
>zero damage landed
>hurt multiple times
>allowed 5 takedowns
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>153719722
They're just finalising the false flag attack details that will happen during the main event
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>>153719753
>46-49
Merab clearly won round 1 and 2
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Test
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umar lost
lost bigly
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Back from three days in the slammer who didn't tell the janny
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>>153719800
you're a big dumb idiot if you think merab won two rounds
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>>153719814
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It feels so delicious to watch that fag max keep getting gate kept from the cut baby belt he desperately wanted
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>>153719829
it'll be even better to watch him get exposed as a grapplet saturday
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This legend is going to put on the best ufc card in history
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after running the calculations, it's got to be ilia vs justin and pereira vs jones... and the more i think about it, the more i think they don't care if jones lays in the main event, because at least america will win. but would ilia accept comain? doubtful.
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>>153719842
>jones lays on poatan
jones will beat poatan as easily as he beat gane
jones is the best big man grappler in mma history and poatan is the biggest schedulebabby fraud in mma history
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Honestly? Fuck Max Holloway.
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Max Holloway's girlfriend is clearly a dumpy Polynesian clone. Can we sneak subliminal messages into RainBet slot machine games to wake him up?
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Test
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>>153719851
Dont use hoenstly like that
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>>153719865
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>>153719865
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>>153719879
How old is this guy, like 17?
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>>153719879
Is that Joshua van?
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>>153719865
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>>153719865
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They call him the hangman because he hangs out with femboys
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De riddler looks like he smells like wet dog
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>>153719962
Dutch don't smell sadly
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>>153719879
It's crazy seeing pics of Justin Bieber when he was 15.
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They call him the hangman because he hangs with men ROFL
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>>153720016
Hanging with the boys, sacks out.
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Hanging with the booooyyyyysss
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>>153719972
What does sadly smell like?
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>>153720052
I'm afraid so.
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>>153719972
Ill bet you know what all kinds of men smell like
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>>153720068
I know this smell brazza. American smell
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Fartsniffing inbred.
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>>153720085
Hoenstly? Respect
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>>153720090
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MMA Mythology
In a rusted, eight-sided cage of an old dilapidated building lies the memories of battles and champions. It is said that the memories of those past warriors come alive during the nights. The cage, filled with color and light, replays battles of old. The building is once again alive with people cheering on and witnessing warriors who bled for the people. One such warrior, known today only as Prime Hill, made his return to the cage. The people sang his songs and cheered him on as he stepped closer and closer to the cage. What we know of him was that he was brilliant at fisticuffs with feet as swift as wind. He electrified everyone whose eyes fell upon him. The legends knew him as a great champion that met an unfortunate end. How it happened or what that end was has since long been forgotten. Now only the echoes of what greatness he achieved remained. The cage turns rusted again and the arena is empty once more. Now, only silence fills these walls.
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It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
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>>153719972
had a dutch roommate in college and he smelled like shit. we had to have an intervention because the dude showered twice a week max and made the whole house smell like body odor
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The chain link on the fence should be replaced by razor wire. Pinning someone to the cage actually causes damage now and fence grabbers get their fingers cut off.
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John McCain would have been the lightweight goat in another lifetime
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>>153720251
How do you figuire b
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alright I'm back what have I missed
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>>153720305
Weclome back stud
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>>153720314
thanks bud
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Which cocky fighter gets humbled this weekend?
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>>153720352
god willing? the WAG
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non-white faggot general
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>>153720251
Bin Laden was essentially Sean Woodson with a black belt in Judo
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>>153720465
congratulations on the promotion sir
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>>153720465
congratulations on the promotion sir
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Dricus is on Ariel if any piggies wanna watch him oink about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeOJaVY5t2o
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>>153720584
Woah
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John McCain, wow
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I think about the thing I've done
I know it wasn't right
They'll bury Garth tomorrow
But they're hanging me tonight
They're hanging me tonight
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someone, post, pvz's, butthole.
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>>153720465
Saluting rn
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>>153720591
>DICKUS DU PIGGY, YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
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Oink on it!
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Can't believe Justin let that neon kid take a shit on his street
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In this life you're either the bull or the horns
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Guys seriously Nioh 2 might be the greatest actoin game of the last 15 years
You can weem demons with an dempsy roll
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>>153720591
I'm a simple man

I see an Ariel link, I do not click it

Can't stand that bitch. Always trying to stir up shit then denies he meant anything by it.
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>>153720683
>Starting fights between the fighters is le bad

Take that thong out yo bussy, playa
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>>153720683
Hes literally fucking with ddp with khamzat questions rn lol
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Ariel is beneath white trash low class UFC and MMA coverage he needs to be on Fox or CNN as an anchor
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Areil just asked if DDP has ever given up in the cage prior to Khamzat wtfuuuuk
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Diaz said it best those little rabbit punches while holding on for deer life KWAB
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In a real street fight Dricus would end khamzat life bruh
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Holy shit this is the weakest card I've seen in me loife
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In a real fight Dricus just simply drops an anvil to end Khamzat.
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DDP is, essentaily, Foghorn Leghorn
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>DDP BY FALLING ANVIL?!!
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>>153720683
that's all journalists anon
they try to draw a reaction then play innocent

perfect example
https://www.outkick.com/analysis/australian-open-reporter-anti-american-anti-trump-questions-owen-lewis-the-athletic
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Crazy that Vince McMahon pooh'd on a woman's head
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Celebrando la Vida.

Big news coming soon.
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>>153721009
Aura
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>>153721009
he's banned from america by the big man
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>>153720993
the crazy thing is that it didn't even surprise the average vinceologist the true geordie-esque simp texting was much worse
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>>153721030
Trump is maybe the only person who's more badass than Topuria.
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>the goat of the sport is a kickboxer who can't grapple and was working at jiffy lube until he was 35
MMA won't attract serious athletes until there's a fighter's union.
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It's crazy to wanna poop on women and watch them get raped by 3 black guys.
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>>153720993
Aura
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>>153721059
true love right there
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>>153721051
Aura.
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>>153721067
Your mom?
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>>153721059
for me it's about it going even farther very cryptic and probably disrespectful
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>>153721059
Its called having Aura bitch
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>>153721078
avra
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>>153721059
When your nickname is the genetic jackhammer, these things just occur naturally.
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>>153721059
But enough about Clozapig's mom.
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>>153721059
This post has really stuck with me, it's got me keking
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>>153721059
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Wow post about Two Straws Podcast and you get FUCK ALL for replies. Post about black cock and poo get 10 repsonses fuck man
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>>153721256
Vince was an executive chairman of TKO playa. Take out an ad for go piss on the porch with the puppies and let the big dogs eat!
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His sexual proclivities are further exacerbated by his usage of endogenous testosterone, among other things. I fear.
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>>153721059
Dana may or may not have done this
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>>153721256
Chinky chink
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let's be real without vince there would be no ufc and we all owe him our thanks and praise
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Do you reckon Vince ever asked Dana if he could pooh on Brookilyn Wren?
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I dont want to talk about this or hear it drom my computer
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>>153721380
Sit down and enjoy a glass of wine playa!
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>>153721399
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It is my dream to go to tito cantina and drink coco loco with tito
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Hahahahaahaha titos cantina?? Get it, tito owns a restaurant so uhhn well that's the punchline lol isn't that funny?
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Daniel "DC" Cormier's Chicken & Waffles
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>>153721488
I share my dream and you mock me
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It's taco Tuesday boys rampage invited me over for the orgy tonight
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>>153721513
Try and link up with Dean the great
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Dean the Great, wow
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I don't get it, why aren't roids allowed for LHW and HW?
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Why aren't foids allowed at lhw or hw?
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>>153721538
You can't roid a gas tank unfortunately
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https://youtube.com/shorts/KIoMvprvKxQ?si=wVpJjAKwuxP6iTJq
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Accidentally called my mom a maggoty minge raped bitch, so thanks a lot guys
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Nigger
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the Might Guy podcast starring dj mighty mouse and guy mezger
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>>153721921
Hey now...
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>>153721042
Crazier that the woman only sued Vince because he tried to lowball her after getting her head shat on.
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>casually exchanges jerseys with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Oh Sneedy b
Oh Sneedy b
She'll never be free from her AGP
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>>153722039
That's not that crazy though is it?
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Oww my pancreatussy!! :(
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>>153722137
Craziness is in the eye of the beholder.
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>>153722168
Aye who you trying to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm LOKO?!
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>>153718602
Imagine the orgies.
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>>153718891
There isn't a bantamweight alive that can beat DC in one on one combat.
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They're going to do UFC fights AT the freaking white house!!
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You guys don't have near enough manliness to ever be a squash buckler
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>>153722331
AT DANA WHITE'S HOUSE?
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You now remember the fabled UFC Africa
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They're going to do UFC fights on a freaking ISLAND!!
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Thank you sean strickland
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The black forge vs titos cantina, the choice is obvious.
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>>153722375
Men will have this at home and still cheat.
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Imagine inviting normal sports fans over to watch the UFC and having to explain what the "BMF" belt is.
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>>153722434
"Its the Baddest Mother Fucker belt"
Wow that was hard
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UFC 326: Lucrative James vs Bookies
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>>153722354
Dricus will bring it there one way or the other
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>>153722434
It's not as hard as explaining the trillion wbo/wbc/ wwe/wbb boxing belts and which is more legitimate
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>>153722442
>oh, so it's like a pound for pound type thing?
>uh....
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I'll know if when I see it type shit gang
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Notice he didn't say 'friends' but rather 'normal sports fans'. Even in his hypotheticals he knows no one likes him.
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>>153722434
I consneed this as factual
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>>153722527
I accept your concession (Formerly unaccepted)
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>>153722375
Did you actually take this image? Because I feel my knees bending on their own, keenling at yuor ability to manifest bets into ass
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>>153722522
I have UFC fan friends, and normal sports fan friends. You do not have either.
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>>153722568
Nah b I'm super affable if we met we'd definitely end up kissing.
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Dana White, the sabbatian frankist?
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Is you see me on /sp/ say hi but if you meet me on /heem/ I'm a talkative guy
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>>153722583
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the wmma wants 500 to start a business to prove she isn't algerian but ion wanna
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>>153722647
Just give her the 500 mate ffs
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>>153722654
we have a word here, pihi
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>>153722434
All my friends are NFL/MLB/NBA normies
I’ve had them over to watch UFC and they don’t get the sport at all
They’ll show up at the start of the main card expecting the title fight to happen firs
They think I’m a nerd because l know the fighters names and know the difference between a RNC and guillotine

UFC is for autists, not normal people
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what ever happened to islam dulatov?
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>>153722707
His name ends in -v so he fights once a year
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All my friends are NAMBLA normies
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Taco Tuesday baby!
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Heeminder that Brazilian vs Brazilian usually ends in a sloppy decision

Robocop vs Ferreira 2 will be as boring as Robocop vs Kopylov
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>>153722719
Ching chong chomo
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>>153722707
You don't wanna know
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Usman vs Strickland 2 in Africa
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>>153722434
so basically this bmf belt is less valuable than a real belt but more valuable than an interim belt
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>>153722796
185lb Strickbeast buck breaks Usman
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>>153722808
BMF is just a belt for washed guys who are still draws. The interim belt is for guys who are still trying to win real titles.
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>>153722847
bmf belt has more leverage than an interim belt though if we're being desu
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>>153722808
It's ironically sought after more than the champion's belt, the gatekeepers who know deep down they can never touch gold see it as a reconciliation bargain as they immediatly become main eventers and headliners
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>>153722796
AI is fucking crazy now hoyl shit
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>>153722808
bmf is a gimmick to hedge against real champs never fighting
ufc couldn’t have holloway vs oliveira headline a numbered event so they throw a fake belt on it
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Somebody should do an AI of McGregor lifting weights with his penis lol
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>>153722900
Fat nigger!
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Daniel "FN" Cormier
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Tavares vs Pickett for the Braddest Motherfucker Belt
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i paid 75
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*Clap Clap*

Fat Nigger!

*Clap Clap*

Fat Nigger!
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>>153722918
FN?
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>>153722943
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>>153722943
Five, Norwood
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>>153722943
Fight Night
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post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQXPj21LXw
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even 75 felt like too much
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>>153722976
shut up dirty 'caco t. big cloz with the monitor on
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>>153722976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bLRaGo-Qwc
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>>153722988
Holy shit based
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>>153722976
https://youtu.be/3-qwqrQXsXQ
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Oliveira is going bald from bleaching his hair but he says he wont stop
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>>153723051
Illuminado.
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>>153722943
registered nurse
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>>153722976
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmXjVuyVKo
If nobody in the crowd is having a seizure during the lightshow, I'm walking right the fuck back.
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the click punch
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>>153723070
Is Maddalena known for his pillow fists?
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Max Holloway is ruthless, yet cunning

Olivera is cunning, but ruthless
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>>153723077
Was cool until the gay vocals. Respectfully.
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>>153723070
islam is so fucked
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>>153723093
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>>153723086
He's got Petr Yan syndrome where he's not actually pillowfisted and consistently hurts his opponents but can't get finishes for shit
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Imagine what JDM would do to this guy at 170
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>>153723103
So does he have some submissions in his back pocket or is he just a decisionator?
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>>153723118
Fight kits don't have pockets.
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>>153723118
He has heems, he heemed Burns in a fight where he had his arm semi-broken
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>>153723129
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Do robots dream of electric sheep?
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Mike Mallott
Daniel Rodriguez
Jack Maddalena
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>>153723143
no u
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>>153723179
I'll heem anybody, even myself
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dream of my electric balls across your forehead
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>>153723176
Only the muslim ones
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>>153723186
What the hell??
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>>153723186
Not your best work....
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>>153723207
it's 2.30 and i'm zooting in the kitchen
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>>153723215
zoot my kitchen on ur balls ha!
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>>153723224
Got him!
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Bro I just paid for an MMA Guru membership and that FAT FAGGOT isn't streaming at all this month!!
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this general is pretty dead lately
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numbered event this week
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How old was I when I first did these
- kissing: never
- having a girlfriend: never
- sex: never
- alcohol: never
- smoking: never
- weed: never
- skipping school: never
- drugs: Never
- piercing: never
- tattoo: Never
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>>153723259
Iran be like:
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>>153723224
hoisted by own petard...
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>>153723276
*clap clap*

kill yourself
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>>153723276
12
11
13
as a kid don't remember
12
13
12
14
never
Never
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Well, that explains a lot!
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>>153723276
Piercings and drugs are for poofters, you doing well, lad.
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>>153723307
Youre fucking disgusting.
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I got groomed by my Spanish teacher in middle school.
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>>153723296
in english doc
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>>153722976
total silence
lights turn down like the music and light show is about to start
lights turn back on and im already in the cage
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>>153723259
schizos have kept me away
heem is unusable lately
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>>153723453
Drink up bro, it dulls the pain
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it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swk6CdsGeAE
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>>153723534
stop sharing bullshit links unless it’s uncle weezy
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>>153721051
He was also an alcoholic until he was like 22.
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Getting my garden ready lads, gonna be a bountiful year methinks
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Iran is on a great underdog run right now
AND NEW
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>>153721051
>goat of the sport
he’s a fraud like o’malley
not even a top 10 LHW
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>>153723588
Omalley is a fraud?
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Interior crocodile alligator

I drive a chuckvrolet formerly sneedzer
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This place gets really good around 6-7pm
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>>153723577
whats the secret to spicy jalapenos of the middle weight division
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>>153723768
Look kid I'm not even thinking about jalapenos right now we gotta see how this early spring grow season plays out first.
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They should have let Arman drop elbows and break that wrestler's face bitched wide open
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Enough talk.
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Josh Thomson should have won the Benson Henderson fight man
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>>153724007
Who should have won the Josh Thomson fight though?
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>>153724038
Tony Ferguson
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I chug the two apple juice

https://youtu.be/YHmroExhOd0?si=DjKwYwGdE39Ln6wf
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Post your 3 worst types of /heem/ posters
Mine
>unfunny non-sequitur BS
>schizoposting
>bongs
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based bongs make ya seethe?
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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>>153724147
faggots who link to youtube mmafags
tards who reference youtube mmafags
losers who watch youtube mmafags
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
CIRYL
FUCKING
GANE!!!!!
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>>153724147
The scat poster
The tranny poster in game threads
The goombler
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List the 3 best types of heem posters
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>>153724147
Any and all gay/lgbt shit, any and all porn, any and all discussion of schizo meds, pigs, and dying moms
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>>153724216
The Schaub posters
The Tito posters
The now rare PrideFC webm poster
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>>153724223
If you don't like piggy dead mom posting why dont you just go back to r/MMA?
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attention gay people and cool ones alike:
poullas has ducked the armeng submission rematch
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>>153724216
uncle weezyposters
uncle weezyposters
uncle weezyposters
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>>153724216
ONEchads
RIZINchads
KNUCKchads
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Piggy piggy dead momingey
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Just subbed to Ucnle Weezy feel my dick got a bit thicker letsfg
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I love Dana White! I love Hunter Campbell! Thank you Sean Shelby, Mick Maynard, UFC! Thank you Dana!
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>>153724319
go to bed
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>>153724528
I can't because ari daddy paramounted me and raped me :(
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Guys Im actualy Nate Quarry
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>>153724582
Who?
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>>153724515
Sup Sneed, still gay?
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>>153724609
That's not me dumbass
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>>153724609
*kisses you*
Nope.
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*Clapclap*

Dumbass!!

*Clapclap*

Dumbass!!
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My impact on this general is immeasurable.
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>>153724664
It really shows.
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paramount is spike
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>>153724664
You're the Elton John of /heem/
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>>153724687
In more ways than 1 I'm afraid...
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>>153724718
Kisses the tip of my hard cock against the tip of yours
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>>153723276
I'm almost 30 and I haven't done any of those things either.
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One cold night changed the NBA forever
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>>153724758
Just wait until i get you shackled up
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>>153724718
Right here pal
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>>153723276
bjj: never
judo: never
kissing: 45
having a girlfriend: 45
sex: 45
alcohol: 45
smoking: 45
weed: 45
skipping school: 45
drugs: NEVER
piercing: NEVER
tattoo: NEVER
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IT’S UP

https://youtu.be/YI0wqzjcrX4
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>>153723276
>- piercing: never
>- tattoo: Never
based
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Jiri is going to fucking murder ulberg
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>>153724265
>chad bronstein
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Aye mute yo mothafuckin mic boy
That nigga booty loose but ay I know that toilet mad as hell
Dookie just piling up
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Pardon me
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what are we calling ppvs now? numbered events? or can someone thing of a cooler name. that kinda sounds like coloured peoples
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I swear loyalty to Gog and Magog.
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>>153723401
that's shakespeare
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>>153725041
>wild low handed brawler vs technical, athletic cautious striker
Nah. Ulberg 49-46’s Jiri
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Good night and good zest
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>>153717679
>26 hour thread during a big fight week
grim
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>>153722733
Belfort against Machida, Silva, Wandy?
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>>153725628
Pico-esque statement.
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Well well well look whos barely alive.
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brainlet sport
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>sport
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>>153718891
Still pretty crafty the way he denied the hip slinky escape and transitions to side blob position.
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Do Brazilians even deny having sex with monkeys?
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>>153722434
Sorry b, normal sports fans don't want to watch your 'le sport' of men humping each other and stalling the clock lol.
Here's how you explain it to them:
>BMF fight? It means there's a higher likelihood that the fighters will feel pressured to take risks and try to knock each other out.
>Alright fine I'll watch that crap
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mma is a facade to allow legal cage fighting, to fulfill a primal thirst for blood
the fans will always understand the truth, on some level, especially when they see a boring fighter who clearly didn't get the memo
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someone get this message to carlos ulberg: what you need to do is point fight jiri the whole time as he collects data! he will simply give up and let himself lose the decision!
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for me? it's searching yt for sparring GONE WRONG videos where a fighter goes too hard in sparring (not okay). then I leave a comment about proper sparring etiquette from my personal experience hard sparring daily in my mma gym. yeah I have to humble a few bullies from time to time.
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>>153726068
Le this. But literally that's how and why even the term "mixed martial arts" was created on the spot. To get it sanctioned as a real sport by the athletic commissions and government. Before that it was just called no-holds barred or pankration.
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>>153723276
>How old was I when I first did these
>- kissing: 17
>- having a girlfriend: 18
>- sex: never
>- alcohol: 15
>- smoking: 19
>- weed: 17
>- skipping school: 15
>- drugs: 17
>- piercing: 24
>- tattoo: Never
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crazy that you could in theory win every bout of your mma career by just squeezing the opponent really hard
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>- piercing: 24
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>>153726157
i'm like 8000-0 against my pp using this method
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>>153726137
>kissing: 17
GET OFF MY SITE NORMIE SCUMMM
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>>153718629
yes, man loves israel almost as much as he loves his sister's milk.

>>153725963
if she didn't get her lips blown up by a butcher she would just look russian. brazilians pretend having plastic surgery is an ethnicity. they try to look more like each other by getting botched surgeries and tattoos.
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>>153726279
>17
>normal
lol
lmao
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i hate you guys you never help me
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I'm still a virgin :(
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>>153726392
qrd?
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>>153726396
i can fix that for (You)
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sent the wmma to the shower finna heem after ama
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>>153726401
Wow this girl looks so pure and homely and innocent, does she have a christiansinglesdating page or something?
>>153726312
>teeth and jaw protruding two inches past eye balls and slanted forehead
Definitely sex with monkeys.
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>8-9 record
say what you will but we keep it real
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Honest record none of that can crushing stat padding you know.
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just heemed (she/her) ama
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ddp fucks up stiff and slow usmeng BADLY
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The GOAT excels at anything no matter what. Simply shown Tommy Tardsson levels in terms of managing his life and career.
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>>153726629
many are feeling chills
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>>153726633
Jones vs Conor Ben is the fight to make
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Rico will KO Usyk and then have an MMA match against Jones methinks.
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>>153726633
Something people forget here when they compare boxing athletes to MMA fighters is the fact that these men go into MMA for the glory, not for the paycheck.
Jon will forever be known as the baddest man to walk planet earth, a Genghis Khan type figure. He'll take that over being filthy rich rather than rich.
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>>153726637
Historically how did Kickboxers fare in pure Boxing?
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I'm not talmbout, talmbout, talmbout talmbout talmboooouuuuut
I'm done talmbout talmbout or talmbout
Or talmbout talmbouuuut!
I'm just talmbout talmbout and talmbout
I'm just talmbout toniiiiiiight!
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>>153726642
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>>153726647
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rico finna heem the little cunt
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Moreno's loss destroyed /heem/ morale.
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It's funny to see fighters campaign for years, beg, cry and sperg yet get ONE title shot and you get Gane who barely talks about it get 4 title shots
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>>153726896
>96Moreno's loss destroyed /heem/ morale.
>>153726896
not mine
i got my picks right and 300 bucks off that shit
loving the paramount era
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Brandon Moreno said he will NOT fight at UFC White House.
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>>153726905
What are we going to do without the 13th ranked flyweight?
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>>153726908
Moreno is always fun to watch. Has a lot of energy.
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>>153726914
He may not be motivated anymore, he touched gold already so aside from the paycheck, he probably isn't fired up anymore, he is kinda like Izzy
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>>153726955
He is only 32, he can have another run for the title.
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>ufc offered canor carlos prates
wow they really fucking hate him
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The point down is reserved for the last ten seconds fuck Ilia is an idiot
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People actually thought Dricus would win!
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Dricdaddy by banana peel.
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Those little rabbit punches while holding on for deer life lmaoooo KWABooty of the year
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prates almost won a round against ian garry. conor would stand no chance
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>>153726279
Kissing at 17 in spain is equivalent to being a KHV everywhere else.
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>>153726639
>Front row seats at the Ultimate Fights, Shamrock and Severn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqkxWMxaBOU
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i'm not taking my hoodie off you bitch this is america
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I had an post typed out and it took my loike 3 mins to type but then I realized I am arfaid of the janny and I deleted it for fear of ban. Im an weak peace of shit
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Nigger
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Jondaddy won.
Transpinall lost.
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finna go to sneed pond and net an yahoo if you catch my drift
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>>153727314
Dude hWHAT is going on micht this white house crad?? So much shit g'wan down mayhap Ilsam vs Topuria?? Goobinderjeet vs Malott??
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>>153727339
ngl reading this post gave me a yearning for some samosas
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Jon is gonna single leg Alex in the first round and then retire again. He can't keep getting away with this
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>>153727314
It's Lesnar
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Jon Jones vs his uncle that raped him book it up Dana
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Every card for the past six months has been entirely made up of ai generated footage
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Jon Jones wanted those cops to rape him. He wanted them to force him to his knees and make him throat their nightsticks. This is common knowledge. Coffee table talk, even.
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Charles has no chance.
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>>153727410
>>153727410
>>153727410
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five hunnerd
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I'm Spider-Man

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