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modern games look like shit
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someone has to save PFL
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>Knocked out by a woman.
kwab
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we must mean different heems pal
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Heeming your meng to images of gabi isn't the same as sex bro.
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imagine getting off to a 'caco
certainly could not be me
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>>153718323
Brehs
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>no business being so good at her age
shes going to be 44 not 60 lol
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rondas always been a cunt. gina by flying knee
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you would be surprised i think
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>>153718512
It's like poetry... It's supposed to rhyme.
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Arman Tsarukyan will face Georgio Poullas in a submission grappling match on March 11th
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>Chippy tea mentioned
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>fights on 311
Whoa, Arman is the color of your energy
Whoa, shades of UFC gold displayed naturally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk_WUs-zlNU
>isnt the chillest match ever
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ten gyal inna lada it's mi sex-uv
heem pon the seat make the bedroom sleep
plug in mi matic fi go pon the street
look out the window fucking jannies
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>>153718703
general levy is a legend mate but for me? personally? the simply superior us version choon with skibz rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix5LgdkSMXc
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>>153718840
It's a lateral drop. DC was good at them.
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>>153719119
Echelons
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>>153719288
Gonna have to disagree, the guy who robbed Paul Craig is worse
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Lucrativebros…
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>>153719319
Usman is moving up to fight DDP
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>>153719389
r/heem is a kunath general
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All of Ari's bots have been diverted to pol
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>2/29 takedowns
>zero damage landed
>hurt multiple times
>allowed 5 takedowns
OH NO NO NO NO
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Back from three days in the slammer who didn't tell the janny
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>>153719800
you're a big dumb idiot if you think merab won two rounds
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This legend is going to put on the best ufc card in history
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after running the calculations, it's got to be ilia vs justin and pereira vs jones... and the more i think about it, the more i think they don't care if jones lays in the main event, because at least america will win. but would ilia accept comain? doubtful.
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MMA Mythology
In a rusted, eight-sided cage of an old dilapidated building lies the memories of battles and champions. It is said that the memories of those past warriors come alive during the nights. The cage, filled with color and light, replays battles of old. The building is once again alive with people cheering on and witnessing warriors who bled for the people. One such warrior, known today only as Prime Hill, made his return to the cage. The people sang his songs and cheered him on as he stepped closer and closer to the cage. What we know of him was that he was brilliant at fisticuffs with feet as swift as wind. He electrified everyone whose eyes fell upon him. The legends knew him as a great champion that met an unfortunate end. How it happened or what that end was has since long been forgotten. Now only the echoes of what greatness he achieved remained. The cage turns rusted again and the arena is empty once more. Now, only silence fills these walls.
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>>153720465
congratulations on the promotion sir
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I think about the thing I've done
I know it wasn't right
They'll bury Garth tomorrow
But they're hanging me tonight
They're hanging me tonight
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>>153720591
>DICKUS DU PIGGY, YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
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>DDP BY FALLING ANVIL?!!
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>>153720683
that's all journalists anon
they try to draw a reaction then play innocent
perfect example
https://www.outkick.com/analysis/australian-open-reporter-anti-america n-anti-trump-questions-owen-lewis-t he-athletic
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Celebrando la Vida.
Big news coming soon.
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>the goat of the sport is a kickboxer who can't grapple and was working at jiffy lube until he was 35
MMA won't attract serious athletes until there's a fighter's union.
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Sit down and enjoy a glass of wine playa!
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Hahahahaahaha titos cantina?? Get it, tito owns a restaurant so uhhn well that's the punchline lol isn't that funny?
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I share my dream and you mock me
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Dean the Great, wow
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>casually exchanges jerseys with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Thank you sean strickland
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The black forge vs titos cantina, the choice is obvious.
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Imagine inviting normal sports fans over to watch the UFC and having to explain what the "BMF" belt is.
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All my friends are NFL/MLB/NBA normies
I’ve had them over to watch UFC and they don’t get the sport at all
They’ll show up at the start of the main card expecting the title fight to happen firs
They think I’m a nerd because l know the fighters names and know the difference between a RNC and guillotine
UFC is for autists, not normal people
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You don't wanna know
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Usman vs Strickland 2 in Africa
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>>153722808
It's ironically sought after more than the champion's belt, the gatekeepers who know deep down they can never touch gold see it as a reconciliation bargain as they immediatly become main eventers and headliners
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>>153722976
shut up dirty 'caco t. big cloz with the monitor on
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https://youtu.be/3-qwqrQXsXQ
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmXjVuyVKo
If nobody in the crowd is having a seizure during the lightshow, I'm walking right the fuck back.
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Imagine what JDM would do to this guy at 170
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How old was I when I first did these
- kissing: never
- having a girlfriend: never
- sex: never
- alcohol: never
- smoking: never
- weed: never
- skipping school: never
- drugs: Never
- piercing: never
- tattoo: Never
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>>153723276
12
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as a kid don't remember
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never
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>>153723276
Piercings and drugs are for poofters, you doing well, lad.
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List the 3 best types of heem posters
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paramount is spike
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I'm almost 30 and I haven't done any of those things either.
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I swear loyalty to Gog and Magog.
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>>153718891
Still pretty crafty the way he denied the hip slinky escape and transitions to side blob position.
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Do Brazilians even deny having sex with monkeys?
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Sorry b, normal sports fans don't want to watch your 'le sport' of men humping each other and stalling the clock lol.
Here's how you explain it to them:
>BMF fight? It means there's a higher likelihood that the fighters will feel pressured to take risks and try to knock each other out.
>Alright fine I'll watch that crap
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mma is a facade to allow legal cage fighting, to fulfill a primal thirst for blood
the fans will always understand the truth, on some level, especially when they see a boring fighter who clearly didn't get the memo
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for me? it's searching yt for sparring GONE WRONG videos where a fighter goes too hard in sparring (not okay). then I leave a comment about proper sparring etiquette from my personal experience hard sparring daily in my mma gym. yeah I have to humble a few bullies from time to time.
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Le this. But literally that's how and why even the term "mixed martial arts" was created on the spot. To get it sanctioned as a real sport by the athletic commissions and government. Before that it was just called no-holds barred or pankration.
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yes, man loves israel almost as much as he loves his sister's milk.
>>153725963
if she didn't get her lips blown up by a butcher she would just look russian. brazilians pretend having plastic surgery is an ethnicity. they try to look more like each other by getting botched surgeries and tattoos.
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>>153726392
qrd?
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Wow this girl looks so pure and homely and innocent, does she have a christiansinglesdating page or something?
>>153726312
>teeth and jaw protruding two inches past eye balls and slanted forehead
Definitely sex with monkeys.
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The GOAT excels at anything no matter what. Simply shown Tommy Tardsson levels in terms of managing his life and career.
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Something people forget here when they compare boxing athletes to MMA fighters is the fact that these men go into MMA for the glory, not for the paycheck.
Jon will forever be known as the baddest man to walk planet earth, a Genghis Khan type figure. He'll take that over being filthy rich rather than rich.
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I'm not talmbout, talmbout, talmbout talmbout talmboooouuuuut
I'm done talmbout talmbout or talmbout
Or talmbout talmbouuuut!
I'm just talmbout talmbout and talmbout
I'm just talmbout toniiiiiiight!
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It's funny to see fighters campaign for years, beg, cry and sperg yet get ONE title shot and you get Gane who barely talks about it get 4 title shots
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>96Moreno's loss destroyed /heem/ morale.
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not mine
i got my picks right and 300 bucks off that shit
loving the paramount era
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He may not be motivated anymore, he touched gold already so aside from the paycheck, he probably isn't fired up anymore, he is kinda like Izzy
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>Front row seats at the Ultimate Fights, Shamrock and Severn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqkxWMxaBOU
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Jondaddy won.
Transpinall lost.
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