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Good luck next week, wagiebros
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>>153709999
Checked
>tranthers
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checked partner
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>>153709999
more like lame edition
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>>153710007
second week of my new job, I think everyone hates me :(
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>>153709999
hey thats the guy who was on the news in boston talking about the weather
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I think that if they had to hand out the calder today, Schaefer being a defensemen would give him the edge over the other 2 despite having less points. If he can close the gap more by the time the season is over or if he gets more points it's 100% his
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>>153710022
what happened in lulea with brendan shinnimin?
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What's the best way to get someone into ice hockey if they have never played or watched a game?
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>>153710029
Just watch a lot games. Olympic hockey was prime, but NHL players are pretty good
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Are the Red Wings actually going to trade for Elias Pettersson?
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Now that NHL hockey is back, I’m mostly just reminded of how much I hate advertising. When I rise to power, everyone who works in marketing or advertising will be charged with terrorism.
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>>153710035
Based
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>>153710035
you have my vote, assuming the punishment for terrorism is death
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>so you see your honour, the case should be dismissed entirely and he should be absolved of killing the gaudreau bros because of a technicality
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>>153710034
I'd rather they not.
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>>153710019
It's too early to tell. Keep a positive attitude and try your hardest to get along with others :)
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>>153710044
But have you considered that it would make me really, really happy to no longer have him on my team?
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>>153710040
think he watched the gmg?
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>>153710049
There's 30 other teams, go dump your garbage on one of them instead.
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>>153710039
I’m thinking gulag. They can build stuff.
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>>153710025
It literally is his trophy at this point. Defensemen doing the things he's doing at his age is unheard of.
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>>153710040
First time huh
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>>153710034
I hope so, and they could give anything, future considerations even, anything to get rid of that anchor of a contract. The Canucks might even retain 2 million
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Why do Canucks fans run all of their players out of town for no reason?
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>>153710063
look, if the players just stayed away from the local pumpkin patches the organization wouldn't have this issue
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HAHAHAHA
>lames
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DUCKED
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WE'RE SO BACK
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My Duckies getting some luck puck
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Lol what a meme goal
Quack quack quack
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>that goal
jej
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nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die
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>>153710087
That's a healthier mentality when dealing with stress
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>>153710087
true dat
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>>153710091
I love weirdo goalies
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>>153710029
gay porn
it also helps if they're provided some understanding of the rules and given the special glasses that let them see the puck
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im a pessimist for real. life is easier when you expect everything to be awful all the time. you get some pleasant surprises and are never disappointed. leafs fan if that matters.
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>>153710096
Goalies need to be autistic to succeed
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>>153710025
Schaefer now has 43 points with 20 goals. There is no Calder race, it’s already been won
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There now it represents true Anaheim. The white paradise of Disneyland
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i wouldnt call it luck because you get the pucks in deep and good things happen, gotta stay on target here and keep going keep chasing after it
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cooley acting like a silly goose
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>>153710040
Should the law be enforced based on your fee fees? He shouldn’t be charged as a drunk driver. Instead, negligent homicide/depraved indifference for passing a vehicle by driving on the shoulder of the road is more apporproate
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>>153710105
I have that mentality but I'm trying to change
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Sharangovich has such a great shot. He should do that 2 or 3 times as often.
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F R O S T
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TO THE LEGO MAN
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sharangovich reminds me of oleg sapryikin
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>>153710131
Faggot he was quite literally intoxicated. He SHOULD get the death penalty for murder but we will have to settle for life in prison because of bleeding hearts like you defending literal criminals
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>first islanders defenseman to score 20 goals in a season since Potvin since 1985-1986
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>>153710147
Actually, you gigantic anus sucking queer, the law specifically states he was not intoxicated. Thats the entire point of the motion - the law was applied incorrectly and thus the grand jury was given false information.
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RIP
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>>153710164
See >>153710014
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>>153710171
yeah yeah i meant to post that.
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My penguins (:
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Dude...
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the state of the NHL on this day in 2000
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>>153699576
this anon may be right. 4-0 win on the road against a playoff team. starting to get nervous
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>>153710257
I hadn't even celebrated my 3rd birthday
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>153710257
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>>153710165
>Test literally says he was drunk off his ass
>Literally hit a person in the middle of the road
>I-it wasn't the right test tho!!!
Quite literally kill you with him
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>>153710286
Bring back web1.0
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>>153710299
just go to asian internet
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trouba the tuba
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CUTTER
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>>153710286
Netscape was long dead in 2009
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>>153710029
those old Don Cherry Rock em Sock em videos
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>Peter MacDougall, come get the cup!
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wait tick, since when has the CeleBeanie Baby had an A??
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>>153710355
since near the start of the season I believe
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>>153710355
bought this exact jersey but its fucking tiny be aware if you're getting it
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>>153710218
What
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>>153710355
It’s what happens when you play on a shit team
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>>153710355
Rather than making Toffoli the captain, they spread the A around for home and away games. Obviously this is just stalling until Mack's ready to become the formal captain.
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why are so many hockey fans moralscucks
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>>153710387
>Obviously this is just stalling until Mack's ready to become the formal captain
McDavid did it in his 2nd season. Why couldn't Celebrini?
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>>153710392
it took celebrini less than two years to get silver at the olympics. what the fuck was mcdavids problem
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>all that open ice
>Ref still manages to find the puck
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>>153710392
I assume it's up to management? Warsofsky has a weird fetish for older guys. It could be that Mack doesn't feel ready, but that seems less likely since he's already the de facto captain bossing everyone around and doing other leadery optics shit.
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>>153710392
he's still too silly
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They made Mcdavid captain way too early. Mathews too.
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>>153710355
thats the old sharks logo before they added blue stuff to the sharks hrad
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>>153710411
If you have the best player since lemieux you make him the captain and thats that
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>>153710392
remember when people here were crying that mcdavid was too young to be captain and isnt ready
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Beauty of a move by Mctavish.
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inshallah allah smiles down upon kadri!
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ducks win
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mason mcshootoutgod
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>>153710421
brilliant deductive skills
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Schaefer won the calder tonight. Sennecke, Demidov and Kindel are all in the race if Schaefer isn't playing this year
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Sure, why not.
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>>153710447
Schaffer is fucking gay
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>>153710404
Sometimes he also just falls off things.
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>>153710374
>buys the San Jose vintage throwback jersey
>clicks the Will Smith size at checkout
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>>153710447
i only look at the pictures can you put the post content in another picture like this
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>>153710404
Maybe McDavid should try to be a little sillier sometimes. Afterall Hockey is just a game.
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>>153710513
last i checked nobody gives you 15 million dollars a year to have fun
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>>153710513
is this silly enough for you???
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I literally get paid $150k to have fun lol
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DUCKS WIN!
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>>153710555
would be really silly if he signed with the flyers
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>>153710572
it could very well happen. he gave the oilers 2 years to get their shit together with his extension and if he's not satisfied after that he will certainly go cup chasing elsewhere
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>>153710558
Wow good thing they don't pay you 15 million then
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Reminder: Bettman is a Jew from Queens who grew up an Islanders fan. Bettman is rigging this season for the Islanders to finally win the Stanley Cup as his tenure as commissioner is coming to an end. TKD and fuck the Islanders.
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>>153710588
Gary Bettman rigging it for a small market team makes zero sense
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okay sharkstard
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Imagine how much better hockey would be if roller hockey was dominant over ice hockey. The whole world would play it.
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which 6th round busts are flamestards hyping up as the next big thing now that wolf has busted out of the nhl?
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>>153710632
Whichever cut rate shitter they will get for kadri
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>>153710632
I'm hearing good things about Hunter Brzustewicz.
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>>153710632
they have that indian/south korean guy
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>dude bedard is a generational talent!
>dude celebrini is a generational talent!
>dude schaefer is a generational talent!
>dude mckenna is a generational talent!
why are hockey fans like this?
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>>153710644
They're all a different generation if you think about it.
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>>153710618
>more brownoids/thirdies
Thank God ice hockey won
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>>153710588
If that was true he never would have allowed the rags to win in 94
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Okay sharkstard
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>>153710644
Schaefer and Celebrini absolutely are players who change teams around
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>>153710644
gary does it every year now because it makes him a lot of shekels
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>>153710644
Most people are stupid, even well educated ones. They use words without understanding their meaning.
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>>153710644
>lafreniere was never even boasted
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>>153710644
how else will gary get you to watch the draft?
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>>153710674
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...wasn't there a Canadian defending Forsling? what the fuck is this
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Classic bud question
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>>153709999
Nice a Lames lost edition kek
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When will my Hawks get Bedard his Draisaitl/Malkin and who will it be?
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>>153710751
No there was one leaf that was defending Forsling. He's been kinda ass this season.
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>>153710676
I still can believe this happened. Will Smith is such a playa
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>153710797
Happens when you're gay
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>>153710804
Happens when you're gary
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>>153710815
Happens when you're gray
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>>153710779
lol what does tanev even do
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How the FUCK did Utah lose to the Blackhawks in their own barn.. when SODERBLOM was in net for the hawks??
How do you fuck up that bad?
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>>153710146
He thought it was in
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The only team in the playoffs I actively dislike is carolina.
Most of the other teams are pretty cool, or I just dont care about.
I would like to see the sharks make it over vegas but that seems unlikely.
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>>153710833
skates kinda fast and has meme pics
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>>153710852
I also have an irrational hatred for Carolina. Maybe it's the the butthole logo, undeserved cup, or stealing the Whalers and then appropriating their logo. But watching the Panthers mog them three years in a row has been a treat.
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the only playoff matchups i don't want to see this year is oilers vs kings and hurricanes vs islanders
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Are the Sabres going to be /hoc/s team going into the playoffs?
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>>153710859
I really dislike Rod the Tard
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>>153710877
They got my vote.
I'd love for them to go on a run.
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I'll be rooting for the Habs
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>>153710676
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>Lose to Utah who couldn't even score a single goal against the Blackhawks
>Lose to the Blues when it's Joel Hofer in net and not even Binnington
What the fuck is wrong with them lol
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I will be rooting for Carolina because I like science, research, facts and logic
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>>153710900
The call you the Human Grok
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>>153710891
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>>153710859
they just play really fucking boring hockey. hating the canes is as correct as hating the kings.
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>>153710774
sadly, gary has abandoned bedard
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>>153710879
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thingken about werenski pushing mackinnon off the puck on the gold winning play
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>>153710774
Whose Bearded?
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>>153710859
My team is in the West and has zero notable history with Carolina but I still don't like them. Just feels like every single time >we play them, home or away, they get insane refpuck. Refs will send >our players to the box for looking at Canes the wrong way while refusing to call their players for the most blatant shit. Glad >we only play them twice a year because it's so fucking annoying.
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>>153710898
Idk, but I hope that "softpuss" faggot is seething somewhere over this.
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cool it with the anti semitism
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cool, antisemitism
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antisemitism
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cool
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semitism
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>download bret heart audio book
>it's a single 24 hour mp3
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>>153710967
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>Every single hockey podcast I've listen to has a fucking gambling sponsor
Is there no fucking escape from this in the sports community?
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>>153711137
Donnie & Dhali are local broadcasting with zero gambling ads, focusing on local businesses instead.
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>>153711138
That brown guy sure does lile to yell
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>the city of vancouver, in the british-columbia province of the country of canada
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>>153711137
It's nearly inescapable. Down here we have a long tradition of the bookies running ads in the middle of the national broadcasts where all the kiddies can see. They were supposed to be banned a few years ago per the government's own rec, but both major parties seem to be bought.
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deserved
shit happens when you /wwe/ post in /hic/
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>>153711156
What?
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>>153711158
shittycanes randy
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>>153711156
Usually when i download an audio book and it's 1 big file, I put it into an audio convertor and it separates it in to chapters for me, but this one didnt. That means when i fall asleep listening, I won't know what chapter i'm on and how far to rewind when I wake up.
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>>153711166
>>/wwe/
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>>153711139
Gotta love Rick Dhaliwal, the reincarnation of Don Cherry.
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fuck shannon and his dead channel
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>>153711182
Rude
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i like his videos but not the ones that are called something like "the career of hock playerson" and then its just him reading out the season and how many goals and assists the player had in season not mentioning any context at all beyond "only 55 games so he was injured here quite a bit"
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>>153711170
Tiny lost
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>>153711182
This is Shannon and I have a personal message for anon.
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
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>>153711137
Literally don't gamble then and tell people you hate hearing it. Nobody gives a fuck about degenerate gamblers
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>>153711263
sounds like this grown man made a wager. he lost. he made another one. he lost again
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It’s up
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san jose imo has always been the calgary of american pacific teams
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>the cupcake experience is actually worth $18,000
That is a lot of money to watch two guys on a date.
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Laine is chirpong people on instagram. He's finished in Montreal.
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>>153710740
Lee wasn’tsupposed to have fuck you speed
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>>153711343
I am very very very very very not okay with you saying that about us.
I hate calgary
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>>153711415
>lane laine
i belief
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>>153711415
Name one other NHL player that has own goal'd this directly
Sure some have accidentally done it off of their body or their skate. But shooting it in?
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>>153711455
I honestly feel so bad for Hellebuyck. He is the best goaltender in the NHL and he is graced with one of the stupidest fucking teammates. He even tried to reach across and save Laine's rebound.
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>>153711470
he likes winnipeg because its prime fishing
democracy and freedom doesn't provide great trouts
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>>153711455
nedjelkovic
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>>153711479
I know a guy like that
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>>153711504
That is Hellebuyck in that webm. You lost Japan?
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>>153711130
how many 24 hour MP3's did you expect?
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>>153711537
Hmm for a 24 hour book. Maybe 30.
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>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGay
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJobber
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McSelfish
>McShit
>McSilver
>McSissy
>McStatpad
>McTantrum
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer
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can you do a nice one for marner? he's my favourite player.
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>>153711587
it's wild that his parents named him that
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>>153711518
>name one other player
>name player
>literally just write single name

holy fuck
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>>153711308
>0.3%
if anyone can do it it's our macky!!
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>>153711587
I'm about to take a nice marner
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i developed an aversion to the radio hit song "pink pony club" after last year's cup run :(( edmonton robbed me of my joy and whimsy
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>>153711631
Disregard this, it became a marner most foul
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>>153711674
I've still never heard the song
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>>153711694
Same
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>>153711415
Someone should recommend /hoc/ to Laine, he would fit in and get addicted immediately
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>>153711674
looking this up now on ütube
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>>153711702
I tried to the last time he streamed fortnite like 5 years ago
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>>153711707
what the fuck it's retarded. was this used for team promos or something? this doesn't even have a hook it's trash
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>>153711715
My Oilers were at the time steamrolling through contender teams in the western conference playoffs and the mood and morale was extremely high. It's a fun happy song and it really doesn't have to be any deeper than that. Let people have fun instead of trying to police it.
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>>153711725
It's homos having sex in public
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>>153711137
Why does gambling make people seethe so much?
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>>153711725
I'm not policing anything anon I just find it very random, and confusingly so.
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>>153711694
>>153711697
They played some kind of house remix of it during the first period of the Leafs-Sens game this weekend. I'm pretty sure you've heard it without knowing it.
>>153711715
The chorus is basically copied from Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus, which is a fucking horrific song.
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>>153711752
>implying i watched leafs/sens
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I'm just learning now that nudgent hopkins never lost a fight ever what a crazy guy
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>>153711752
I mean, I'm not the only perplexed by it but now I can see that's kinda the whole thing. I can see the fun in it.
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i wanna slap this fuckin guy
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>>153711776
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>>153711776
shannon is very fragile anon please control your emotions
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>>153711755
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the most important NHL franchise for a few reasons:

1. The Gravity of Economics: If the Maple Leafs ceased to exist, the global economy would immediately collapse. Their ticket revenues essentially finance the rest of the league, the space program, and probably the GDP of small countries.

2. The NHL's “Center of the Universe”: Toronto is not only the center of Canada; it is the spiritual capital of hockey. It is said that every time Auston Matthews laces up his skates, the entire hockey world shivers with delight.

3. The Stanley Cup Drought is a Gift: Not having won since 1967 is not a failure, it is a sacrifice. They let other teams win out of pure charity to keep the sport alive in less significant cities (such as Las Vegas or Florida).

4. Media Dominance: A sneeze from a fourth-line player in Toronto generates more news coverage than a hat trick by any other player in the league. If it's not in the Toronto Sun, did it even happen?

5. Historical Sanctuary: The Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto for a reason. It's basically the Maple Leafs' trophy case, they've just chosen to share the space to be nice.

6. Blue and White are the Colors of Hockey: The other teams only wear colors because they're not worthy of the royal blue hue. The ice is white just to honor the Leafs' away jersey.
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The pink pony club is a metaphor for the rink, dancing means playing hockey
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>>153711799
Isn't your gym named the pink pony club?
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>>153711799
>>153711801
I still do not get this joke wasn't it a team USA thing? Or just made up?
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real schizo hours
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>>153711799
>>153711801
So basically a foreign nation made up a name for playing hokey?
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>>153711308
My nuckies will get first pick, draft fraudvar instead of mckenna. Its so fucking over.
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>>153711822
Atleast it is before your flames anime shit. Be thankul.
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>>153711825
Nuckies are done son
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>>153711820
The other anon already said, it's some retard song that the oilers played during their cup runs, and now everyone else memes it too
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>>153711824
The song is a metaphor for gay sex. The pink pony club is a gay club.
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>>153711832
:(
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>>153711835
Is Mdacvid just doomed because his skin is tied to the place
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>>153711842
His dumb wife probably heard it one of her business trips to greece and made them play it
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it was actually played in the locker room by evander kane
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>>153711858
who cares? they're all losers
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>>153711838
it's a song about her experience dancing at a gay bar. there's no metaphor.
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>>153711858
you don't hear much from him anymore i wonder what got him so docile
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>>153711752
I only heard jon gruden sing what I assume is the chorus on an internet sketch
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Lotta chuds up during these hours
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>>153711887
fag
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>>153711946
we don't sign our posts here lad
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did any of the proud american players say anything about regretting selling his soul for a mcdonalds meal now that americans are dying?
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>>153711975
you sound very raped
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Sorry Canadians, don't look
But this missed shot is still so hilarious
Somebody went to the video game settings and turned his shot accuracy way down to the minimum setting
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Huomenta
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>>153711988
In the nhl games open net misses are common for some reason. Even with default settings.
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>>153711988
Put it on "cheating diving cunt" setting. He misses every time.
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I miss the Olympics bros
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>>153712174
Same, at least we have the playoffs and Skoda cup to look forward to
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>>153710010
Bb&t doesn’t exist any more they merged with suntrust to make truist bank. That photo is from over 7 years ago
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>>153711789
Yet the captain of Toronto is a based American chud.

Toronto hockey is irrelevant. They should just sell their entire team and assets to form a cricket team and leave Ontario hockey to Ottawa
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>>153710040
That technicality being he might not have been actually legally intoxicated at the time of the accident.

The blood alcohol level in both brothers waa actually higher than .87 BTW
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>>153712174
Olympic hockey was superior but I prefer having scheduled nhl hockey
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>>153712174
i hope gare does the world cup every two years
team canada vs team usa is the best hockey i've seen in forever
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fuck you, gary, i can't stay up this late
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Hockey is an off-side game, meaning that forward passes are allowed, unlike in rugby. Before the 1930s, hockey was an on-side game, meaning that only backward passes were allowed. Those rules emphasized individual stick-handling to drive the puck forward.

With the arrival of offside rules, the forward pass transformed hockey into a true team sport, where individual performance diminished in importance relative to team play, which could now be coordinated over the entire surface of the ice as opposed to merely rearward players.
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>>153712325
where's your leaf, buddy?
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>>153711415
His career is done. Doubt he gets another contract after this
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LIKE MUSSOLINI
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>>153712329
It fell off. However, I'm getting into ice hockey lately, so that might as well restore it.
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Teheran expansion when?
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*achoo!*
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If the blues trade Robert Thomas they're absolute idiots
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>>153712349
Based
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>>153710019
ask if anyone else likes hockey and likes 4chan. im sure you'll make a friend
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I hope my Stars can beat the nucks tonight. On paper they can’t lose but every game against them feels cursed in some way.
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>>153712251
toronto produced last season's conn smythe
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>>153710019
say the dolph ziggler word
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>>153712376
>Toronto produced
That's not how a player is produced
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>>153712393
wdym? he is a product of the ghtl
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rumours suggest this is utah's third jersey for next season. looks nice.
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>If a game is tied at the end of the third period, several leagues and tournaments have teams play additional sudden death overtime periods.
So there are no draw matches where if you draw, each team gets each one point? So you either win or you lose.
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>>153712411
This should've been their main
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>>153712411
better than their regular
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>>153711415
lol
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>>153712411
still looks like the product of a create-a-team mode
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will have to ask mum for her prime video login tonight
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Yeah, that was fun!
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>>153709999
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>>153712488
go back
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>>153712488
get new material
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>>153712411
Utah should have chosen more unique colors
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My granny cancelled her sportsnet premium subscription november of last year after the avs buttfucked my oilers :(((
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>>153712502
>>153712506
vpn off
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>>153712478
and so does Seattle, and Vegas, and St Paul.. etc
I mean, you can make the argument that Anaheim was a corporate effort to install a team, and that's essentially what this drive to install 32 teams has been about. And Atlanta and Houston are gonna be just as corporate, bland, and tasteless; imagine reinstalling the Thrashers, and a Houston team called something cowboy-related, like "Wranglers." or "Mustangs"
>and now, let's all take a moment, bow our heads, and pray for the economy. Gary, would you like to read the benediction??
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>>153712508
powered blue and black is pretty unique, anon
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>>153712508
They should make some soon, and so should Seattle
something a little more distinctive
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isnt that the crippled guy who was raped on easter
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to no one's surprise, the flames are (((their))) favourite team. tell me why someone on israel is tuning in on flames broadcast
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>>153712565
God confirmed Flamiac
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>>153712567
inshallah
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It's time.
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>>153712606
good post
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>the tabernacle of Utah
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tusques up
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>>153712535
wasn't that entirely why Anaheim Mighty Ducks were made? and the movie was made to get non midwest/east coast/Canadian kids into hockey

I loved that movie as a kid but it was definitely to get California kids into hockey who otherwise weren't. and to push their new franchise in general which was literally a "create a team" scenario from Walt Disney.
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>>153712619
Raped bitch
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>>153712626
good post
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>>153712626
>>153712606
good posts
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>>153712626
You need new material
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>>153712629
i agree these were good posts
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>>153712633
2-1 point system is such a joke
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>>153712630
the best material stays like new
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>>153712539
>153712539
anything where the jersey isn't a sea of endless black white red or orange is a nice change. sky blue should stick out as well as teal does for San Jose. except for men who are color blind which is why I think 90% of teams are just black/white/orange/red any way
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>>153712641
This season has definitely provided all the evidence necessary to tweak it.
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>>153712625
College ice hockey still hasn't made a transition to the West other than Colorado, and that's basically just Denver and Air Force
> Colorado College hasn't done shit since the Great Depression
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>>153712630
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>153712651
Raped
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bud DID won
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>>153712619
recolored quebec nordique's logo? that the avalanche still use?
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pic related is tthe standard for what a hockey jersey should look like
you deviate at your own peril
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>>153712651
the same denver that has 3 titles in 8 years?
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>>153712664
the only one worth a damn is the habs
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>Bud doesn't even know how to speak English
Someone needs to rewrite your algorithm
>>153712662
It's a joke, lad
>>153712666
the same, My Dark Lord
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very happy sakic and forsberg never had to wear this stupid logo
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>>153712669
it barely even registered to me that Utah changed their name from "hockey club" to mammoths. I thought that was something from one of those non-licensed hockey video games, lul

I'm just surprised Utah didn't call their team the black asses or the rosa parks or Mardi Gras Indians or something else insane that totally represents their Mormon population like their basketball team does
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Here's a Silly Idea:
Utah should simplying it's logo, maybe shrink the thing a bit as well; and add some different Gray pantones, rather than clutter up the set with another color altogether
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>>153712633
>vegass
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>>153712685
the lightning are still an expansion team to me, utah isn't even in the league in my mind
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Here's a silly idea: trb won
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>>153712685
The Jazz franchise should move back to New Orleans, and Michael Jordan should "gift" the Bobcats franchise to Utah; it would be a healing moment for the NBA
>Adam Silver would shit a solid gold Yamulke if this happened
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What should be done with >laffs, /hoc/?
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>>153712697
the right to be mocked for all eternity
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>>153712706
the Boston retool model of finding an inept bozo to take Carlo off your hands for not only their best prospect but their best draft pick in a decade
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>>153712706
They're as radioactive as the Elephant's Foot and should be left in confinement until they decay into harmless lead
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>>153712703
Your NBA takes are as equally retarded as your NHL takes, rapey
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>>153712678
that logo is awesome. Quebec would have sold tons of jerseys if they switched to this
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>>153712696
utah and st. louis might as well not exist
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honestly still floored big Jim thought mortgaging the farm for Carlo and Scott Laughton would put them over the edge last season
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>>153712713
Now you just need to find a team as dumb as laffs.
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>>153712719
beating ottawa in 7 was a big deal
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there is a game at 11am today. Its not the weekend and its not even a holiday
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>>153712722
It's the day after St David's Day
Would you like a proper explanation from the League? I wouldn't mind one, actually...
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>>153712722
gary's expansion plans will not be stopped
https://media.nhl.com/public/news/19562
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>>153712703
I agree 100%. Pelicans do not scream NOLA to me, it could be any gulf coast town. It would actually make more sense for there to be the Tampa Pelicans, since they still dont have an NBA team. But Orlando Magic is already the central Florida basketball team.

Utah Jazz is just a meme that has gone on too long. But like Jimmy Kimmel being hilarious with his Karl Malone blackface impressions, it's a thing of the past.

NOLA needs a hockey team as well though. Here in Pensacola FL the Bolts are our "local" team (an antenna channel shows them but not the Panthers). which is 500 miles away.

but this is a really "southern" area unlike Tampa/St Pete that is 90% midwesterners, people from New Jersey and Ontario. so its a harder sell. but there are minor league teams here.
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>>153712668
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Czechia, Finland, Germany, Slovakia, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom

Get in here, all of you
Apparently, the morning activities are for you specifically
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>>153712717
sorry to hear you have such shit taste
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>>153712500
>>153712535
Why do you post so raped?
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>>153712731
>But Orlando Magic is already the central Florida basketball team.
Miami would like a word with you, sir
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>>153712664
All six are great but the Blackhawks logo has run its course. Most of you will probably disagree with me
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>>153712696
the Bolts exist for all the northern diaspora in central/SW Florida to enjoy local hockey. Especially all the Canadians
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>>153712743
are you the lulea swede? what happened with brendan shinnimin?
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>>153712743
What are you even talking about
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>>153712750
>skinner dating a 10
lucky bastard
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>>153712740
Miami is South Florida which is its own universe. South FL, central Florida and North Florida are very different. and even the panhandle (Pensacola) to Tallahassee is pretty different from Jacksonville. But in the panhandle it's all college sports like FSU or Alabama, or NOLA teams that people follow.

I would appreciate an NHL team somewhere close to Pensacola but I'm sure I'll move to another city well before any NHL expansion comes to NOLA.
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>>153712731
Do you not watch minor league? I like the Ice Flyers and the SPHL is a pretty fun league to watch; the fans are very into it
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>>153712750
I honestly do better
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>>153712750
They are all so fucking ugly, holy hell.
Except for Darnell's little goblin woman, she cute.
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>>153712749
Not him but I know what you're talking about, Shinnimin got no punishment for the punch because the coach pushed him first
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>>153712750
There is nothing more retarded looking than a suit with fucking sneakers.
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>>153712769
oh, it was a coach. that's spicy.
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>>153712759
I'm planning on going to some Ice Flyers games this year. I actually have a jersey from them but I haven't really followed them that much.

But in Michigan I used to like our Grand Rapids Griffins so I do appreciate a good minor league team. If you're in the area do you know if they show it on antenna TV? I'll probably get to at least one home game later this month.

how much should I expect for Ice Flyers tickets, $25?
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these are nice unis
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>>153712784
oshawa smellies
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>>153712757
Forgive me, I am familiar with the Florida envlave siuation; I used to live in PCB and all the folks I know from there follow the Saints in the NFL
>course that was twenty years ago
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>Florida enclave situation
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i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
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>>153712790
>>153712795
Raped
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>>153712790
yeah Panama City Beach, Destin, Pesnacola the Saints are big here. Or at least just in your day to day life what teams you see on people's shirts the most. Sometimes Bucs and surprisingly there seems to be Dolphins fans here too.

But in the last several years a lot of people have moved to cheaper North Florida from much more expensive and over populated central and south Florida so its not really that surprising
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>>153712782
Yeah, twenty or so will cover the ticket
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>>153712815
I dated a girl who was a Dolphins fan, met her at Stetsons bar
>she caught my eye while riding the mechanical bull -_-
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>>153711735
sports betting is brown coded
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>>153712849
My boss' boss says it actually good
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>>153712764
Shit taste
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>he doesn't put a cheeky tenner on at least game a day
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>>153712912
good goy, bet the dollar
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>>153712921
thanks for the cool and unrigged league gare
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>>153712816
nice yeah I plan to check them out sometime soon, I did like minor league sports
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>>153712921
it goes to American Indians/ "Native Americans" here in the States. Or you people call them "First Nations people"
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Who says no
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>>153712952
me
(im darnell nurse)
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>>153712986
post your sister's feet
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ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes
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kek
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My Stars are growing stronger
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>>153713049
I do not understand how there can be such a following for women's hockey in America and Canada. Are the tickets almost free or do they unironically like the sport?
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>>153713051
only relevant stat on that slop graphic is 9-1
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Gary put this game at 2pm est to cater to the eurocucks. Wtf?
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>>153713072
There isn't, it's just virtue signaling.
These people didn't know anyone on the women's team until the olympics.
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*unzips your D*
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>>153713072
That’s what 30 bucks American?
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>>153713072
it's a bourgeois thing. when people are protected from war, famine, and disease they come up with silly ideas like gender egalitarianism and actually believe it.
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>>153713089
Maybe they were going to play it in Iran?
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>>153713096
Still seems too expensive for something that you would do because you have nothing better to do
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>>153712736
>>153712740
>>153712759
>>153712795
>>153712816
>>153712912
The raped (the raped)
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>>153712912
correct, I'm not a degenerate retard and I have better ways to waste my money
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>>153713133
what the fuck are you talking about. take your schizoid meds this is all hockey talk whether minor or big league. or are you fishing for "you's"? say something interesting if thats the case
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>>153713096
ticket master in Canada. wow thats grim with the fees. Terry Davis would be ashamed to see what they've become
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>>153713072
There isn't. Women's basketball is growing more popular, but that's mostly because of one superstar and the jealous chimp behavior she causes around the league. The only reason the US Women's team is getting any attention is because of what blumpf said about them and the Men's team reaction to it.
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look at the adjective
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>>153713133
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>>153713072
of course women's hockey is great i can't wait to see the uhhhhhhhhh.... new york sirens raise the "walter cup"
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>>153713095
>mackinnon guest appearance
was mcgoodquestion on the ice for this one too?
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>>153713072
if it's on a tshirt it must be true
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>>153713170
>153713170
is women's basketball even growing really or is it just media trying to push it? that angel hoe I know was all over my Reese's puff cereal boxes like 2 years ago and trying to making female basketball players look hot or something rather than the "stereotype" they have.

but I don't know who finds that chick attractive except for maybe some black teens and a wigger
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>>153713258
i only watch my Iyo and Gulia
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>>153709999
based flames themed thread

cant wait for this season to end
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Oh lawd
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>>153713285
the pumpkin patch won twice
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>>153713259
The media is definitely pushing it, but there is also some organic growth to women's basketball. I know women who are getting into it and I know some male basketball fans who like it just because it's different compared to the 3 point festival the men's game has become. Clark's popularity is real, ticket prices skyrocket for her games.
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>>153713285
It redirects to a 404 page now.
Something tells me it wasn't supposed to be posted yet.
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>>153713285
>it's fake
This is the worst thing AI has done so far. Getting my hopes up...
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>>153713258
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>>153713285
e5?
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>>153713305
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>>153713285
Yzerman cherishes his picks and prospects. Sounds fake.
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>>153713341
tranny reaction image
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I'm donating plasma kwab
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>>153713380
How much do they pay you for that?
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yank doesn't know what donating means KWAS (kek what a scrooge)
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>>153713391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
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>>153713378
So?
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>>153713414
Not bad
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>>153713378
waow
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>>153713414
Damn that's like a monthly salary in Sweden, you should just buy it from Europe
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>>153713403
they do it the same way up here too. israeli tricks say you cant be paid so you donate it and they give you cash in return. i know a couple girls that do it regularly and describe it as being hooked up to machines and then its over but youre there for like two hours? idk. fuck anyone try take shit or put into me
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>>153713416
still not for you. this game will never be for you. youre a freak
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>>153713285
>Elias Petterson
>Blockbuster trade.
That's how you know it's fake.
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>>153713438
So? Those trans people are going to outlive you and will be pissing on your grave.
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>>153713414
Hmm I wonder if this would be a good fit for me. I have insanely high iron levels and an abundance of red blood cells.
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>>153713491
I turn 36 this month, I'm already well past the tranny life expectancy.
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>>153713414
>selling your body for "up to" $100
Grim
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>>153713507
You mean the made up life expectancy numbers created by 36 year old men who still browse 4chan?
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Surprising puck drop soon.
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so the red wings preds game this afternoon is not on ESPN+? how the fuck do you watch it outside Michigan or Nashville area
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>>153713587
the game will be simulcast on garybet
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>>153713305
the women's hockey team is going to the White House next month
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>>153713403
they pay you for plasma in the states. not for regular blood though.
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>>153713600
He's getting some ideas for next season's script
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>>153713619
mcdavid and who
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>>153713596
Hasek BTFO
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>>153713594
I dont know what that means
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I’ll admit I haven’t watched a lot of NHL lately, but what the fuck do you mean the Florida Panthers have a 10% chance of making the Playoffs this year?!
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>>153713623
Hasek was great. Just was playing as the 2001 Red Wings with Hasek as goalie (NHL HITZ 2002), those were the golden days. Yzerman Federov and Shanahan

now where the fuck can I watch the red wings game thats on right now I thought it was supposed to be on ESPN+ or something. WHAT THE FUCK. how are EUROs even watching it
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>>153713659
The kitties got declawed. Kinda sad to see, honestly.
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Damn, sister can sing
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booooooo
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hope the wangs lose
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>>153713491
standing over it with their MAN DICKS
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Why are there so many wongs fans there?
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>>153713513
Just like my ECHL
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oh lawd dem wangs
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>>153713491
>>>153713491
I hope you're not a betting man because thats VERY unlikely.
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Alright alright your clock is thrown off but nonethelesssobeit the Wings are on and it's time to shut the FUCK up. Thank you.
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is there any pirate stream of the red wings / preds game this is bullshit it should be on espn+. scumbags why would they not have it on there
>>
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>>153713748
Everyone in Detroit is unemployed, Sven
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>>153713806
much like trb
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>>153713813
jlmi
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>>153713822
every single one of my islanders is employed, unlike trb
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Do you add cinnamon to hot chocolate?
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>Back to back GI
MEME GAME
MEME GAME
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>>153713827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CciYFA0Wjvo
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cheating canacuck refs again
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>>153713792
no this is the one game a year that doesn't get streamed
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>random midday game on a Monday
What
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>>153713860
far from random it's been scheduled for months
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>>153713619
Is the NHL audience ready for Crosby?
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>>153713170
>chimp behavior
Trash talking is a part of professional sports, chud
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How can there a early NHL game today?
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>>153713877
Gary isn't bound by your "rules".
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>>153713883
Gary has been untouchable for far too long
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>>153713877
Enough goyim were sacrified to Moloch in Iran the last couple of days.
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Do the fans who attend this game not have a job?
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>>153713608
how do I know if I have regular blood or plasma blood?
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Game's tied.
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>>153713917
yeah because as we all know society just completely shuts down after 16:00
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>all these hard-working fellows on the /hoc/ today
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>>153713944
>16:00
What?
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>>153713946
I work at home so I can watch this game.
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>>153713944
It's not even 2 PM in Nashville.
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>>153713877
its literally aired especially for you guys to watch during prime time TV hours even though I AN AMERICAN CANT WATCH IT IN FLORIDA
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>>153713955
>he dosen't use OnHockey to watch blackout games
Ngmi
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>>153713932
plasma is component of blood you ritardando
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>>153713950
What do you do?
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>>153713948
he meant 16h00 mon ami
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>>153713961
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>>153713961
so that's like saying I'm not paying for an apple I'm paying for the vitamins in the apple. Perfect analogy, you've been checkmated, be thankful this thread is nearly dead and I have a short memory
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>>153713951
I was joking. millions and millions of people work in the evenings, have time off today etc. and the arena isn't even sold out

For some reason office workers can't understand this despite using a lot of services after work
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>>153713955
Just buy the Gary pass, goy. You have freedom of purchasing power.
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comfy intermission view
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>>153713965
Data minding question dni
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>>153713987
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>>153713965
mover and shaker
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>>153713917
Gary has finally decided to pander to the neet audience
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>>153713996
Prime time indeed
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>>153713960
DUDE thank you this is what I have been looking for. although trying to get to what I want reminds me of trying to torrent shit on pirate bay or 1337. very cancerous but HOLY CROW this is what I was looking for.
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>>153713990
That sounds like something A.I. will make obsolete soon; How are you dealing with that?
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How about a Red Wings edition for the next thread?
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I want megan keller sucking me off while jack hughes massages my shoulder
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>>153713976
but do you remember how badly Team Canada lost against Team USA last week?
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>>153714008
you were made obsolete by a burrito kwarb
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>>153714011
Not gay enough, sir.
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>>153714009
What a fantastic suggestion, and well-worded, too
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>>153714000
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>>153713981
I already paid for a month of peacock for the olympics and ESPN+ for hockey. thats my entire jewish media budget for about 6 months.

I usually never watch tv unless some crazy weather is coming (for the news) or the olympics or another big sporting match like the Rose Bowl, or I'll watch quite a bit of the World Cup
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>Pays for all of that shit
>Still gets ads
Why?
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>>153714016
Not him, but I remember that
don't think I'll ever forget it
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>>153714016
getting tired of people hurting my feelings over my perfect analogies
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>>153714064
its pretty cancerous. but its worth it for the olympics. its less worth it for espn but its easier to pay the $13 and have it work on my TV
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>>153714079
bully the local dork into making you a dodgy firestick
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Gibson out of the game. Uh oh.
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>>153714095
Probably hip related injury from all that gooning
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>>153714100
Upper body injury, not returning, per hoc's crack staff
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>>153714095
>live for the big waiver news
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>>153714065
On the Red Wings Preds game, they’re still talking about it.

Specifically about how Jack Hughes didn’t even realize he made the Golden Goal and that it was Dylan Larkin who started celebrating first

There’s been so much shit going on the past week even just a lot of hockey games that it feels like that was months ago yet it was only 8 days.

A new war started, fake feminist drama with the Prez, Hughes bros on SNL…
>>
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>yet it was only 8 days.
Feels like yesterday, tbphwyfg
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I wonder if the organist at Nashville’s hockey arena moved to Nashville to be in the country music industry and ended up just getting that job somehow or if he specifically moved to Nashville to be THE organ player for the Nashville predators.
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my Predators :)
>>
Gary Bettman
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Did Talbot play from the start?
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It's March and the only person carrying the Wings is out injured.
They're fucked now.
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>>153714170
Don't worry, it's only a matter of time until Yzerman pulls a trade deadline deal to save the season.
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>injured himself in the locker room
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>>153714170
They still got gold medalist Larkin
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>>153714170
>>153714187
I don't think this was apart of the yzerplan.
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>>153714167
No
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>>153714187
My dream scenario would be Wings getting Hellebuyck. Although he’s let a lot of goals in the last couple games since starting back w Winnipeg
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Cuck?
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>scorefull draw
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>>153714203
The yzerplan accounts for every possibility
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>>153714209
>dream scenario is picking up a known playoff choker
haha ded wongs
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>>153714234
Do you have your beanie baby?
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>>153714241
No :(
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>>153714241
>but whatabout the olympics
the cope for the next 40 years
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this game will get dozens of euros interested in the nhl
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>>153714254
well, yeah...
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>>153714254
>Cope
All of Canada has been seething about the states winning the Olympics. Stfu, faggot.
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>>153714254
that was the cope you were using for 1993
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>>153714267
which was invalid until team usa gay won lol
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>>153714264
I don't think Gary has 30 years left in him
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>>153714275
>Yeah but-
Kwab
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>>153714265
especially a loser like you
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>>153714275

1993
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>>153714275
usa won both golds and every stanley cup the past 32 years. what's there to cope about?
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>>153714286
>>153714290

funny how you dont mention the olympics in your seethe response
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How about a NEW thread?
>>153714295
>>153714295
>>153714295
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>>153714285
You're the one who tries coming up with epic zingers cause the USA lives rent free in your head.
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dont worry wings bros cossa will save our season
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>>153714282
I don't think you should dare Gary like that, dude... He'll surprise you...
>>153714290
Gary has all the cope, and there's none left for Maplestahn
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>>153714300
you mean succeeds
it even causes you asspain
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Wow Pred-cucks seething over that epic score by Detroit. I haven’t heard this much crying since…last week when Tampa Canada lost.
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Damn, why are the refs being so gay? They just broke up like three potential fights.

If you want to get the EU common man into NHL why wouldn’t you allow a classic fight. come on
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>>153714309
>Success
We don't even have good health care, retard.
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>>153714321
Team Canada *
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>>153714343
source?
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>>153714354
All the Canadians that go to Detroit for surgery
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>>153714395
which is no one
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>>153714407
I knew kids growing up who had family in Canada, who would come to Michigan for medical shit
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Wow, that’s whack. Dylan Larkin (Team USA gold medalist 2026 ) should’ve just made that goal. It was an awesome shot.
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Red Wings win, fun game. Big thanks to anon who linked me up. This would have been a miserable afternoon without that. you are a legend

funny to compare how like at Nashville theres still tons of cheers for Detroits, likely from a lot of Michiganders that moved to TN in the last few years but last night in San Jose when Winnipeg scored early on the stadium was completely silent. Not a single Winnipeg transplant in Silicon Valley. Sad!!

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