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>News & Reminders
Ajani, Nacatl Pariah; Crop Rotation; Eldrazi Temple; and Scholar of the Lost Trove are banned in Historic
Agent of Treachery, Endurance, Force of Negation, Force of Vigor, Harbinger of the Seas, Magus of the Moon, and Wilderness Reclamation are unbanned in Historic
Necropotence is restricted in Timeless
Several cards have received Alchemy rebalances
Arena Championship 11 won by Marcelo Cavalcante (Dimir Midrange, Brazil, he/him)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coming out March 6; preorders now available
Arena Direct Lorwyn Eclipsed February 27-March 1; win up to two Lorwyn Eclipsed Play boxes
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-february-23-2026


>Useful Links
https://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA

>TQ
Thoughts on tmnt?
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>>97629907
Why is there an extra turtle and why is casper there?
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>>97629930
It's AI generated
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>>97629940
I looked it up and basically the red and yellow turtle fuck and make a human baby time traveller albino turtle monster. Neat. Im gonna go kill myself now.
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Oh and shes a ninja too i guess and human and a turtle and albino
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>>97629940
Report it to the police.
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>>97629907
Kamigawabunga fellow Magic players!!!
Pizza time is upon us, are you going to prerelease to support your favorite card game RIGHT???
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Is historic good again now? Haven't touch it since it was the Sorin format.
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>>97630063
sort of
at lower ranks you can literally play anything you want, it's very common for me to face people running 200 card decks in plat
at higher ranks it's turbo giga mega cancer
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>>97630070
>it's turbo giga mega cancer
Is it at least fun turbo giga mega cancer? Some of the recent new cards looked neat.
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>>97629848 #
Haste for its aggro style decks
Phasing for midrange and control decks at instant speed with card draw attached to creatures
Counterspells or at least spell exiling with HARD taxation like 4-6 extra mana, none of that little ass 2 mana shit.
And just pure value like every other color gets now.
It’s only fair.
Also bring back balance effects to nuke greedy boardstates
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Rolling up to my LGS prerelease like
https://youtu.be/Z74hjn5rMuU
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>>97630175
Papershitters out, this is the Arena thread
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I uninstalled the game is boring trash never buying magic again. Finally really done after twenty years of this shitass gaym.
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>>97630220
see ya next week
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>>97630220
cya next week
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>>97630220
Don't think Arena was out for that long.
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what are your thoughts on altered arts?
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>>97630086
>just give it everything
White players are the new blue players. One of the best colors but everyone that plays it is a whiny bitch.
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>>97630273
Only good if they're big titty anime versions.
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>>97630273
always look like shit

I also hate cheap tokens and shit like that
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>>97629907
is that undertale sans?
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>>97630273
i can appreciate it if it's something cool or funny that's still obviously recognizable, ideally playing off of the original art directly
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>>97630273
Based if homemade cringe if purchased
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>>97629930
>>97629983
IDW TMNT introduced her several years back. Little kid that got mutated in a bioterrorism attack by one of the recurring villains. The turtles more or less adopted her.
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>every fucking deck i see in historic is some reanimator bullshit
Man im so glad I switched to standard
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>>97630465
whatcha playing ins tandard
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>>97630571
>Historic
>Alchemy
Ugggh you pic should be that of a tranny
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>>97630273
was genuinely considering buying some acrylic paints and learning to paint this week with the intention of making alters.
mainly extended borders of old border legacy/premodern staples
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>>97630465
instead of staying on the endless treadmill of garbage Arena constructed formats you should learn to draft so you can actually get good at the game.
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>>97630641
Do you know how to drive yet?
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>>97630681
It's like you want more of your reddit posts to be shown here.
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>>97630596
Mono Green Landfall
>>97630662
I love draft, its my favorite format by far. I do fine until I hit plat then I average like 2 wins a draft and only get to draft like once a week.
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I won my store championship with my bloom tender sultai frog deck and got the Ocelot Pride so I tried building the other Bant frog
It's pretty much the complete opposite deck, but its alot of fun still.
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>>97630614
It is xir is the little girl on the left
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urzatranny projecting because he cant win
wah wah wah
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>>97631494
People posted dozens of their draft runs and you cried about paypigs lol
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>>97631494
you post the same 2-3 images over and over again, and screech about bots and/or trannies whenever anyone asks what deck you made.
what do you expect people to assume?
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>>97631547
too bad no one is asking you to teach them, just post your deck.
but you cant, and you think insults that edgy 13 year olds would find cringe inducing would obfuscate.
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>>97631580
you're admitting all you are doing is shit-flinging.
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>>97631585
not projecting, it's your own words.
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its okay urzatranny, you admitted you are just baiting because you think anyone cares about winning in arena.
We accept your concession
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gonna go 0-3 with this dogshit deck
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yeah that strawmanned story checks out really well.
you lose again, urzatranny.
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nobody but you, which makes another loss sting all the more, doesn't it urzatranny?
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can't reply to the detractors, can't say loss, can't post a deck, can't win.
sucks to be urzatranny lately, doesn't it.
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>>97631674
>Bloodline Bidding
How is this not bomb tier
You can easily get like 4-6 elf cards in the graveyard and just win with this on turn 5 or 6.
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>live in a favela in Rio de Janeiro
>spend years playing MTG all day
>still be terrible at it
this is why you don't play meme constructed formats on Arena, kids
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Nice magic thread
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>>97631817
It is a bomb, for the reason you stated. Just not a top tier one because if you draw it early it's a dead card, unless you've got a bunch of mill.
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>>97631674
Also this is a pretty solid deck, not a lot of removal and it could have a better top end but if you play it right you should be fine.
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You're more annoying than the guy who posted draft runs, at least he provided commentary and finished within a week or two of the start of each set.
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>Gold
>get to 6 wins in draft
>go up against some dude in Mythic with fucking turn 5 Kinbinding
Thats fun...
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>>97632050
if you're 6-X you're probably only going to get paired into other people who are at 6-X
so the pool is naturally at its smallest and you can get paired up and face some wild decks.
also the funniest way to stream snipe if you luckshit an insane deck and camp at 6 wins waiting for a streamer.
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>7-2
First 7 win deck, made it to Plat. Yay.
Was not sold on Trystan until now. I mean sure, at its base it's a solid card. 3 mana 3/4 with death touch. That alone is solid. I was always skeptical about milling 3 cards a turn but the 2 damage actually won me a game. Thank god its optional, one retard i played against actually decked himself with it, kek. Thank God I never milled my Bloodline Bidding. 2 losses were to Kithkins. One guy raped me with Kinscaer Sentey on the play, and the other was >>97632050
Overall? Fuck Elves. Elementals are the best.
/blog
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>>97632126
Told you anon, it was a solid list. Elves have real good synergy this set, bidding is actually A tier with them. Elementals are pretty good too, but I found you're reliant on specific cards for fixing colors, like flamebraider or the treasure guy. Just going UR isn't enough imo, you gotta be splashing in the vivid elementals and bombs to really make it work.
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anyone playing the win-a-box for this set?
I feel like the EV isn't really worth it but I haven't calc'd it out
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>>97632221
The EV for those events are terrible, especially for Sealed which is high rng. Unless it's a special case like FIN where the boxes were insanely expensive, it's not really worth.
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>>97632232
yeah I paid rent off that FIN event last summer but I'm getting bored waiting for another one with actual irl prizes worth entering, feels like we might never get one again.
the Arena Opens had their EV taken out back and shot as well so they aren't worthwhile either.
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>>97632154
True. I just love Izzet.
Also, KEK. Pack 1 pick 1 was this fucker again.
>Gloom Ripper pack 3 pick fucking 6
Hopefully I can go at least 4 wins with this.
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>there are "people" who unironacally play hearthstone with lands
L
O
L
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Damn. Poor goblin bro had me. 2 life. Boggart Mischief on the field. Drew 5 straight lands, kek.
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>playing against Kithkins on the draw
>opponent goes Goldmeadow Nomad into Encumbered Reejerey into Wary Farmer
>solid curve
>I play Lys Alana Informant into Formidable Speaker
>Grab Gloom Ripper
>Opponent auto concedes
I dont get it. The card is not THAT good.
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>down to 2 fucking cards
>3 elfs on board
>Opponent has 7 goblins
>Opponent decides to go full retard and swing with everything
>drops me from 30 to 4
>hes at 18
>no blockers
>Gloom Ripper still in deck
>wins me the game if I draw it
>I draw a land
>Opponent untaps and wins the game because I decked out
FUCKKKKKKK
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>>97632377
>The card is not THAT good.
It's a 5 mana chupcabra with a 4/4 body that also pushes for some extra damage. It's really good. Possibly the best limited card in the set. Or compare to circuit feeder in EOE, which was a great card in that format. 1 less mana, much higher count thanks to looking at the graveyard, and just a more easily included type. The only loss is the lack of flying.
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>1 win deck
Damn bros im calling it a night...
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>>97629963
That's not even remotely accurate. Where did you even get an answer that wrong?
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>>97632221
dont ever be fooled, they still havent shipped out mh3 win-a-boxes.
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how long after tmnt release is the first real tournament so i can see if theres anything worth crafting
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what is the best version of landfall right now
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>>97630273
I'd rather inpaint the pics online, then use the card as a proxy.
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>>97633309
sapling nursery landfall is the best deck of the format
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>>97633387
>sapling nursery landfall
something like this?

https://mtga.untapped.gg/constructed/standard/decks/1397/mono-green-landfall/AAQAAQLmli6XvgcBiRACg9ot55QUCYAV85AZrLcUxfcKN5vlBxnQcx8BDocFAgLYgg6S7DMD3sQx1Vy7jQ8B6dQZAcu6QAAA?wincon=bo3
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>>97630035
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>opponent in mythic
>has 3 eclipsed flamekins
>has 2 Ashlings
>Has Champion of the Path
>Has Flamebraider
>has 1 Ashling's command
>has 1 Trystan's command
the fuck?
did they just draft with bots?
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>>97633427
Yeah, but Torpor Orb is in alot of sides now since it shuts down evoke ETBs (also gets rid of the sac effect so probably not best to play on turn 2) and barely affects you
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>>97633535
drafting with MTGA players is kind of like drafting with bots, yeah. a lot of decks are cracked for that reason.
although you don't always open bombs while being the only person at your table on your colour pair.
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nice show and tell bro
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>>97633995
he showed you his, so you showed him yours, as you should
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>>97633535
>he thinks bot draft and human draft are two seperated pods
LOL mtgarena doesnt have enough players for this.
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This explains a lot.
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>>97634228
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>>97634240
Him posting random screenshots with no context is pretty stupid, but this shit is blatantly off topic. I dont care who some random tripfag is, and I doubly don't care what they post offsite. Go back to wherever you got that shit from or shut the hell up.
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>>97634378
>the 40 posts per thread talking about trannies
This is fine and on topic
>2 screenshots of the person making said posts
Reeee so off topic

Your entire post is off topic, but you think you're special so it's okay.
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>>97634392
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Damn I wonder who the guy defending the retard mere minutes before he starts posting for the day could be. Truly an anonymous poster, guess we'll never know.
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>>97634392
>estrogen
I'm actually on Sims 4 instead.
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>>97634406
That would be me, although I hardly care about
>defending
an obnoxious tripfag. Posting random shit the tripfag has said elsewhere only further spreads the faggotry here.
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>>97634434
>>97634443
just over a minute and a half apart...
you must be a very dedicated supporter...
the mystery deepens...
surely our resident nutjob would never stoop to such depths...
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>>97634434
>more offtopic seething
Mayhe take your own advice and shut the fuck up?
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>>97634470
You're a fat, poor, alcoholic with chronic illnesses that will probably kill you.
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the fuck is this spam?
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>>97634404
>can't drive
>is giving driving advice
kek
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>even reddit hates him
Poor sicko.
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damn this thread is shit
didnt anybody teach you newfags to not feed the brown esl turdworld attention whore
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>>97634758
We like to fatten up the lolcows here
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>>97630063
It's the best it's been since MH3, but unbanning Magus/Harbinger and FoN was a mistake. It's a lot more like Pioneer now where you should expect to get Thoughtseized basically every game. Symmetry Sage, Ribald Shanty, and the Alchemy ninjas are still retarded.
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Why are they like this?
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>>97634992
They got themed sales for everyone, anon. A while back there was a Jace day, I remember a Gideon one too.
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>turn 1
>plays Island
>passes
>makes you sit there for 10 seconds for each one of your phases
>before his turn starts, he plays Ponder
Why are they like this

>>97634992
Shame there's no Phyrexian Arena alt art, he's on there too
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>>97635048
Ponder is a sorcery.
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>>97635211
I meant Opt
I always mix them up
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>Tranny
>Retarded
>Brazilian
Wow, if I were even just 2 of those things I would’ve killed myself a long time ago
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>>97634486
>>97634491
these two are actually kinda sovl
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>>97635637
>ty
Lol, Dont see your tripcode on those posts
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>>97635637
I made you some sopa de macaco, uma delicia!
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>>97634498
a mentally ill brazilian teenager has been chronically sperging out in this general for the last ~4 years or so. they recently started using a tripcode for some of their posts.
someone found its reddit account and it is predictably cringe-worthy.
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Which avatar has biggest tits?
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>didnt play during aetherdrift
>dont know what mechanics are
>dont know a single card from that set
>get this mythic today lol
>GIANT FROG TITS
kinda hilarious
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>>97635820
that thing was a fucking beast in Limited
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What would you guys drop or change?
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>>97635939
counterspell, the worst of your seven 3-drops, and 2 of your five 5-6cc draw spells are what should be on the chopping block on first glance.
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>>97635939
I'd definitely run vaulter, you have enough merfolk. Would cut crescendo, an assistance, unraveling, and a blossombind. Maybe 2x assistance instead of crescendo, but I wouldn't take the risk.
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I had the quest "destroy 15 creatures" so I made a mono black deck with nothing but -x/-x removal and 'destroy target creature' - but no win strategies.

First person I went against ragequit after the 5th round of me just removing his creatures and doing nothing else.

If one of you is that guy, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. You could have won in the long run! You shouldn't have gotten discouraged!
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>>97635939
>no Deepchannel Duelist or Champion of the Shoals
Over before it even began
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>delete all Urra posts
>leave all off-topic racist dox up

Really makes you think
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>>97636236
Crazy how even the tranny jannies are tired of your schizo posting
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>>97635971
>>97635992
>>97636081
I think this concludes my lorwyn drafts, MIGHT do one more but I dunno... Apparently im down 4000 gems. Had a 60% winrate over 75 total games but christ. Merfolk was my worst and elves was best. Turtles is just gonna be utter gargbage with like just pick 2 draft and bad in general isnt it...
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>>97636398
Forgot pic, whatever. Everyone I fought was in blue
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>>97635996
I played against monoblack removal tribal today but didn't concede
I thought he'd run out of shit but he played some bullshit card on like turn 24 and won
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Why'd he get banned though, evading?
Sit out your ban pookie, my 2-week expired yesterday
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>>97636459
I'm just getting into magic, but it feels unsportsmanlike to play that way. If I'm going to be an annoying shithead, I should reward my opponent with the W for putting up with me.
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>>97636398
>>97636406
Happens to the best of us, 3-3 is still decent enough. On the plus side, Strixhaven 2 is coming real soon because they've crammed so many sets in this year, prerelease is April 17, just about 7 weeks from now. Fuckin insanity.
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>>97637017
Ya, guess its an excuse for me to stockpile gold again. Im actually up raw gems by thousands because I saved tons of gold over spiderman and avatar. Im enjoying standard well enough with my spellmentals deck. Ive never been higher than diamond so maybe this March is the month I finally grind out my first mythic. Ill do 1-2 drafts of turtles then save the rest for strixhaven. Then the real nightmare of marvel...
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Got a collector booster for going 3-0 at turtles prerelease. Im a former UB giga hater who came to accept it and sucked it up and went. It was fun. I didn't know any of the characters but I liked the art and the cards were fun and flavorful. I weirdly kind of like the aesthetics too.
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>>97637240
>I weirdly kind of like the aesthetics too.
Whats not to like here, ninja turtles were and still are cool as fuck as concept. Rat Kung fu Master doesnt fall behind. And shredder is straight up one of the coolest looking villians that ever existed.
April was also hot as fuck until she got niggerified
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>>97636983
Just wait until you will play against "no fun allowed" legit azorious deck
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>3 straight reinaimator nigs in standard
Fucking hate this stupid deck man
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>>97637492
>playing bo1
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>>97635820
On the one hand I really like that Aetherdrift was 1/3rd of a new Amonkhet set.
On the other hand I really wish it had been 3/3rds of a new Amonkhet set.
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So I've paid 0 attention to tmnt spoilers.

How bad is the set going to make standard?
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>discard rakdos
I should play this
I feel like so few decks run artifact interaction.
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I love landfall , is it getting support in TMNT
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>>97637801
literally every blue deck runs annuls in the side board and most green decks play wistfulness in the main for lessons
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>>97637767
izzet affinity and dimir mill are the new 4 turn clock decks if you dont have the right answers
rackdos monument, which was already insanely fast on a perfect draw but prone to running out of resources just as quickly, got some extra reach and 2 really strong refill cards
white weenie stuff with voice of victory just got a pretty good 2 mana create 3 1/1’s tapped and attacking sneak card

overall izzet affinity and rackdos monument probably have the highest chance of actually being meta relevant
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>>97633386
GodDAMN.
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Haha holy shit
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>>97633386
Amazing. What else ya got?
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>>97633386
haha
Can you do ink eyes?
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first time im skipping a set in a while
thank you jews of the coast for this opportunity
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>Mastery pass
>10 Magic: The Gathering | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mythic rare individual card rewards (ICRs)
I'm not going to be buying that shit, but fuck they are going to be giving out those Mythics for all the piggies to play
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>>97640407
>10 Magic: The Gathering | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mythic rare individual card rewards (ICRs)
And people will still say dusting cards would be overall worse for the game.
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>>97639628
Go back to furaffinity, zoophile.
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Do I actually cut the icetill explorer here?
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>>97641186
Cube is gay
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>>97641186
maybe the hullbreacher as i dont have any combo with it, but that feels so wrong
>>97641192
go away
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>>97641206
Nah hes right cube is gay and the entire game is gay. Stop being gay ok?
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>>97641206
lol homo
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Seriously dudes we are like yugi oh a decade ago in terms of card effects and hearth stone does random better so basically we are cooked and riding entirely on the mtg name. Fake and gay card game now. Cant wait for the Uno crossover next year.
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I forgot the pic because fuck you
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HOLD THE FUCK UP
TMNT drafts are pick2 only?
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do they still give free codes for 1 free sealed in prerelease boxes?
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>>97642182
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>>97642182
I doubt it. They always have to have Premier available because the Limited ranking system doesn't function without it.
They will definitely withhold Quick Draft for that meme shit but you shouldn't be drafting with bots anyways.
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>>97641186
anon you really gotta grab a bunch of fetchlands and at least 1 of wasteland/strip mine if you're gonna draft every single lands-matter creature in the cube
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>>97641611
>Seriously dudes we are like yugi oh a decade ago in terms of card effects
Okay, so we're still better than modern Yugioh, and nobody plays Memestone anymore, so that's good.
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>>97642435
YGO has never been anywhere near as good as MTG at any point in history.
dogshit game.
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i don't even know why i still put any time into this game.
for the past 2+ years all i've done is log in, do my 4 wins + quests and log out
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>>97642453
I tend to agree but I haven't played it in a long time
That said I hear they have a turn 0 kill these days and there's not much that can make me glad I'm a Magic player but that did it
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>>97642486
>they have a turn 0 kill these days and there's not much that can make me glad I'm a Magic player but that did it
We also have that in magic
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>>97642660
Do we?
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>>97642666
There's ways to do it, you basically just need fast mana and something like flash + protean hulk to cheat out a bunch of creatures that combo out the game.
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>>97642693
now imagine you didn't need mana to cast any of your spells and everyone could play that combo in Standard instead of just kitchen table magic.
yeah, that's why we don't play games based on children's cartoons...
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>>97642797
Oh I'm not defending YGO. I'm just explaining to anon how it's doable in Magic. There's a reason Flash got banned from basically everything, and fast mana is thankfully much less common.
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Anyone else have issues with MTGA lowering the volume of anything you have running in the background?
I just want to listen to music...
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if i play commander with new sets to have better artwork am i too gimped?
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>>97640445
who in the world other than wizard employees says dusting would be worse for the game
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>>97642428
There wasnt any offered thats why Im 5hibking of cutting the icetill. I also have nothing for nadu so maybe that could go
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are there straight up lists of cards in sets anywhere
AI won't extract them reliably?
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Why bother playing at all
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>>97643137
Go to scryfall, search for a set, set the view as checklist
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>>97641186
God you faggots are useless, I cut the nadu, allthough upon playing I realized I dont have that many green creatures for natural order. 4-0 so far, so atleast made my gemmies back, and last game was a fun one against t1 ragavan
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>>97643438
admittedly just went from bronze => silver, but 7-0ing that pile felt good anyway
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>>97643275
Did u win
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>>97643488
gz anon
>just went from bronze => silver
yeah its the start of the season, that checks out
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>>97644039
no he just kept dropping more rares and i had nothing else left in the tank
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>>97643275
>>97644623
tbf the only rare that actually mattered there is Sanar, without him the rest are just mediocre
You could've outvalued through nursery if you had the removal.
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>>97644659
Goliath Daydreamer is pretty busted if you go heavy on removal
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>>97644667
Only if your opponent doesn't have a big board already. Otherwise as of that pic, daydreamer just dies to blockers even if it gets to use a removal spell. Plus once daydreamer is out you can't even double cast removal or play combat tricks.
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>>97644659
all i face is fuckign sanar in limited , its pissing me off
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I think we all agree this is the last card you want to see played on curve in ECL limited
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Whoa actual discussion instead of shit flinging? What happened mtgag?
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>>97644961
note that it's people playing Vintage Cube and ECL draft having discussions.
generally Limited players are actual humans who know how to play the game.
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>>97644913
Nah I hate sunderflock more. At least you can potentially outrace kinbinding with evasion or trample or shit like that, it's not great when you're behind. Sunderflock is just a complete fuck you unless you happen to also be on elementals, I once had an opponent drop two in one game and I damn near threw my laptop.
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>>97644961
>What happened mtgag?
the pedo got banned
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hey, uh, NIGGERS of the coast?
Mind telling me the odds of drawing TWO cocksucking lands in a 25 land deck in TWENTY (20) DRAWS!?!?
cuz by my calculations I come up with you being A BUNCH OF FAGGOT TRANNY KIKES
HOW IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM OF SLANT EYE, BUCK TOOTHED, RICE DICKED INSECTOIDS PISS SKINS PROGRAMMING YOUR NIGGER LOVING GAME COME UP WITH THAT?!!??!
DID THE SHITSKIN, STREET SHITTING, SHIT WORSHIPPING, COW RAPING, CURRY NIGGERS PICKING OUT MY NEXT DRAW NOT GET THE MEMO?!?!?
Do you WANT a fucking Sunfall at your offices or are you just too chemically trooned out and drowning in NIGGER cum to know better?!!!??!
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>>97644999
Draftfags really can't help but jerk themselves off.
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>>97645029
Didn't happen + you're a tranny obsessed loser + you aren't white
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>>97645029
When we rigged the shuffler to prevent that, you complained anyway.
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>>97645025
huh so the faveledditor got all its posts wiped.
these obsessive schizos are probably making 100 garbage posts a day on other boards as well, its inevitable they get banned from time to time
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>my f2p mobile game is RIGGED REEEEE
fucking retards.
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I'm having fun playing MTGA
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>>97646436
based!
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>>97642693
I'm not talking purely theoretical, in Yugioh it's an actual serious threat because every piece of the combo tutors another piece of the combo. This isn't magical christmasland four uninterrupted Dark Rituals in the opening hand type shit.

>>97645029
jej
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>>97646490
>every piece of the combo tutors another piece of the combo
And is a removal and counterspell. I wish yugioh had a casual mode for shitters like me
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>>97645029
OOOOOOOOOO WIZAAAAAAAARDS???? NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAARDS
??????????
I JUST CANTRIPPED 7 FUCKING LANDS IN A A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
ARE YOU NIGGER RAPPING FAGGOT RETARDS STUILL EATING YOUR OWN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
WANNA KNOW THE FUCKING CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENNINGNGNNGNGJRJRTJBGHDRTBGD????!1111!!!!!!!!!?!?!
CUZ I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU HOW LIKELY IT IS TO FIND YOUR FUCKING LIVES AGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN
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yeah nah

after jannies' last display of blatant favoritism for trannies and approval/endorsement of doxxing AND racism, i have zero interest to continue interacting with racist trannies and bots

see ya transbominations, gonna keep winning just posting about it in some place less trooned out
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>>97647386
come back after your ban the thread is soulless without you
we all got dumb bans at some point, its not just you
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>playing Izzet Spellementals vs Dimir Control/Doomsday
>get Opponent down to 6 with two crabs on board
>he plays Deadly Cover Up on my Crabs
>takes all 4 copies
>I Burst Lighting
>get Opponent down to 2
>he plays Unholy Annex and Intimidation Tactics
>goes back up to 4
>sees my hand
>full cost Sunderflock and another copy of Burst Lighting
>based retard takes my Sunderflock and says GG
>I Burst lightning for 4 and win
Kek
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>just lost to dinosaur reanimator dogshit pile
Bros... I am ass...

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