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>>218174627
First for Jessica Harper

>>218174690
blessed harperposter

Just put on the Darkest Hour

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Pretty good follow-up, the grandpa twist was kino.

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>>218174729
The Churchill biopic?

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>the first zombie movie is the best zombie movie
some bullshit

>>218174878
It's decades off from being the first. Zombies were pretty well established by that point, even non-Voodoo ones. NotLD was following the 50s scifi zombie trend

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>>218174827
Pretty good so far.

>>218169689
Never heard of this at all and I'm in the mood for some found footage tonight so ty anon

>>218174690
>>218174801
You are awesome.

>>218174919
im pretty sure Romero invented the modern undead flesh eating zombie.

>>218174954
Try Fairfield County Four. It is new.

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>>218174967
I know.

>>218174982
Romero is a hack.

>>218174929
Looks kinda stupid and also like something I could enjoy if the mood strikes

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>>218175070
nah he's a real one. made several great horror films and invented zombies.

>>218175092
Yeah this is it Good ff.

>>218175092
This is the biggest recent FF movie and no one is talking about it.

>>218175071
It is pretty good, definitely aged well too. Watching it right now and it is very good.

Where is everyone? General so dead.

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>>218175264
General is cursed.

>>218175264
We're just getting the vibe going again

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>>218175373
>the vibe

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>>218175434
something like that

>>218175373
More like the npcs in here are browsing the internet trying to determine what is okay to discuss or not.

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Worth a watch?

>>218175451
Browsing reddit to see what movies are okay to like.

>>218174929
This movie is definitely underrated. They should do a re-release.

>>218175505
Haven’t heard of it.

>>218175505
Watch it and let us know!

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Horror movies where a badass chick has milk tanks?

>>218174690
>>218174801
Post the XXXXXL shirt

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>>218175639
oh yes

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>>218174919
>>218175070
>ackshually

>>218175618
Xev should make kinos

>>218175697
Yeah, where is yours?

>>218175434
Fuck she is so hot.

>>218175839
Not really. She is overweight.

>>218175856
Retard.

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This was great. The acting is pretty bad, the kill scenes are bad, there's no nudity, and it's kind of boring because a lot of it is just the girls sitting around being bored. But there's something comfy about it. I could only find the Rifftrax version which was at times annoying because of them talking over the dialogue and at times funny.

>>218175866
Enjoy your slop.

Just finished the Darkest Hour.
Very tight movie, no drags or slow down.

Watching Boy of Your Dreams

>>218175924
surprised to hear that considering its low ratings. I'll add it to my list

>>218176151
It is tight. Great pacing. Actually a very solid good movie. Doesn’t look or feel cheap. Probably one of those movies where it isn’t good on release but a decade later, after a decade of garbage came out, you realize how good Darkest Hour is, not that it was ever bad.

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>>218174982
It evolved gradually, but he didn't single-handedly invent it. He was continuing what other movies had done, only NotLD was more gruesome visually, owing to the time it came out

>>218176202
They don't make 'em like they used to

>>218176151
Why do you care so much about ratings?

>>218176288
I don't. They're just one way to gauge a film before deciding to watch it or not.

>>218176282
You can tell the movie isnt some slop. Joel Kinnamen and Emile Hirsh were in it. Joel is still in movies now.

>>218176314
No point bothering to bring up ratings for horror movies. Better to judge a movie by poster than ratings.

>>218176346
I don't think I'm familiar with either of them
>>218176365
Like I said, it's just one way to gauge a film. Certainly it's not the best way.

>>218176399
Emile was in Alpha Dog.
Joel still has movies out. His thriller with that fat black guy with a fucked up eye was good.

So what are all the jobless losers in here watching?

pissfreak really went on a rampage today didn't he. still skinwalking harper.

>>218176278
I used to have this poster on my wall, still love the design. should have used a proper frame, got all mangled from blu tack and falling down.

>>218175618
Evil Toons. should really be called Evil Toon though since there's just one.

>>218176549
Jokes on you I watch all my horror kinos at work. I get paid to shitpost here, benefits included. Also have a private bathroom. Lmao.

>>218176549
The Booth at the End. Not /hor/ but a psychological thriller. I love this high-concept, dialogue-heavy, chamber piece-adjacent stuff.

>>218175856
Low test.

>>218176524
I did see Alpha Dog. Looking at his filmography it does seem he's been in some good stuff.

>>218176593
You watch all your horror like this? How is this a good thing?

>>218176718
I don't understand the question

>>218176582
that woman in Evil Toons has the prettiest rack I've ever seen in my life

>>218176733
> I watch all my horror kinos at work.

>>218176798
Yeah what's the problem

>>218176813
That doesn’t count as watching.

>>218176399
>it's just one way to gauge a film
No, you're listening to the opinion of normies who don't watch movies, just consume them. Do better and try being more contrarian in the future.

>>218176813
He's unironically mentally retarded.

>>218176830
Pfffff, sure

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>>218176549
Tales from the Hood (1995)

>>218176838
>>218176847
> I watch all my horror kinos at work.
That is a problem and should get you disqualified from posting here. I dont think you should be allowed to post here desu.

>>218176835
I'll just continue doing whatever I want actually

>>218176868
Grow a spine.

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>>218176864
you should be disqualified from breathing

>>218176864
You're just jealous I get a 401k and life and dental insurance for watching Tubi

>>218176868
Which is only watch movies that IMDB users give more than 5 stars...

>>218176868
> I'll just continue doing whatever I want actually
What you actually do is be a sheep.

>>218176884
What am I going to do with an extra spine?

>I watch all my horror kinos at work.

>>218176927
The state of this place. One watches all his horror at work and another needs to find out ratings first.

>>218176944
Pathetic

>>218176554
How about the poster of X?

>>218176944
And we even have illiterates like you. The horror!

>>218176944
Peak reddit npc behaviour. Probably discusses all the latest a24 slop with his npc coworkers.

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>>218176996
Spam guide is going in the next one just for this melty you're throwing.

>>218176848
Interested in a review anon

>>218176798
I watch all my horror at work and then I come home and get baked and watch ATHF

>>218176598
Not /hor/

>>218176927
rebbit is that way

>>218177089
Shitting in my private bathroom as I type this

>>218176927
>>218176927
This is a place for connoisseurs. Not plebs.

>>218176927
You post on reddit at work too?

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get it together w/hor/es

>>218177140
He posts on /horror for sure

To the anon that was going to watch Diabolique, did you end up finishing it?

>>218177185
I didn’t finish it, it was too feminist.

>>218176927
Grim. What an insult to horror.

>>218177205
So it was too kino for you

>>218177228
No, I am not a woman.

>>218177267
Yeah, you're a chud

>>218177358
Go back to rddt

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The first one of these wasn't what I thought so interested to see what the second one is like.

>>218177535
Cringe manchild shi

>>218177535
let us know what you think!

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>>218174690
>>218174801
>>218175023
Brown phoneposting samefags from Toronto get the rope AND a gallon of whole milk, courtesy of yours truly.

>>218177042
Fucking thank you.

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Dudley kino inbound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBegRt01GSg

>>218177498
No way, chud

>>218177535
Ghoulies 2 is what you thought 1 would be. I think it's way underrated, great movie that anyone can enjoy.
Don't bother with 3 and 4 though

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>Even the poster is liminal

Just watched Killing of a Sacred Deer

I dont get it
So this whole family got mindfucked and enslaved by a retarded autistic teenager? Is that what happened?
Nothing in this movie makes any sense. Every single character is fucking weird as fuck. They all talk and act so fucking weird. Its like a fucking autistic weirdo contest and theyre all going for gold.

Did I miss something? Someone explain this to me please.

>>218177830
I really dont understand why anyone in this movie acted the way they did

None of it makes any sense at all

>>218177830
Best I can tell you is it's an adaptation of a Euripedes play

>>218177830
>Yorgos
not even once

>>218177929
Well I read the wiki entry on that play and I can see how the plot is clearly inspired by it but I still dont understand why Martin was able to do anything he did. "Just because" I guess.

Extremely overrated movie.
I give it a 3/10.
Waste of time. Not scary. Not creepy. Just kinda dumb and senseless.

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Just finished. Bottom of the barrel garbage from China. No ghosts, no horror, just yawns. Some girl got raped because another girl made a prank call that distracted her boyfriend so she stages a kidnapping or something. I could barely understand what was happening and nothing interesting happened onscreen. Worst thing I've watched this year so far.

>>218178749
>just yawns
Haunted yawns by the look of the poster

>>218174690
>>218174801
Jess? ICK!
Uhh... harp her!

>>218178947
J? SICK!
Aha! Purr.

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>>218177690
Just finished. Kino. I thought the old alcoholic carnie running the Satan's Den had some great lines. Also picrel really reminded me of being a kid, and how much I loved haunted rides at carnivals even though the interiors weren't half as cool as the outside.

One bizarre thing though... it was eerily close to a screenplay I sketched out last year. I mean, "gremlins meets funhouse and they turn big at the end" isn't exactly groundbreaking but still, I didn't expect it to already exist. Mine was about a clowngirl fwiw.

trying to remember ff movie, non english pretty sure they are speaking spanish two. dudes going to abandoned house, there’s huge dude with axe walking around looking for em

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>>218179168
>I mean, "gremlins meets funhouse and they turn big at the end" isn't exactly groundbreaking but still, I didn't expect it to already exist. Mine was about a clowngirl fwiw.
Now your screenplay is "ghoulies 2 but with clownpussy"

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>>218179883
It's true.

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Just finished. Love late era Bruno Mattei, he was making the same movies in the early 2000s that he did in the 70s. This one borrows a bit from Predator but isn't the full on ripoff something like Robowar or Zombies the Beginning is. Pretty low on anything interesting even though technically there're boobs and gore. It's a little too action oriented for my taste. The dubbing is spectacular, there's nothing like a Mattei dub. Not a very good cannibal movie, but a genuine one at least.

>>218177830
Try and watch John and the Hole

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Just finished. Even worse than >>218178749 . I've got a strong tolerance for Dustin Ferguson because I live the kind of stuff he rips off, and I love Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout, but he didn't even try here. Feels like he shot it in two hours, no boobs, almost no blood, no jokes, it's just a pile of nothing.

>>218177059
Nta but it's great fun. They're following the old anthology formula of a wrap around frame story, and the individual stories are also all strong (I'm biased because one of the stories involves creepy dolls)
Any obviousness in the fame story at the end is carried by the undertaker being creepy af. Really good 90s anthology of music too, if you've ever been high to Cypress Hill, the movie is made for you

>>218177660
I'd think it would be obvious the only way we're going to find proof of ayy lmaos is if they're into live action hentai

>>218177660
ok the premise sounded like ass but this looks like fun

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>>218176927
acceptable, but only if you're a security guard working the graveyard shift at a morgue

>>218182233
Not a morgue, but otherwise yeah that's what I do

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Yall niggas interested in Scream 7 or nah?

>>218182473
I haven't liked any of them since the first 2 and I wasn't crazy those either

>>218182473
I accept the first 3 as the main canon and 4 as unnecessary but fun DLC. 5-7 never happened.

i watched bring her back and it was good, i understand why people rated it highly
i didn't particularly love it super hard, but it did have soul and atmosphere

>>218178749
That poster looks like a shitty movie I would've reluctantly rented from Blockbuster back in the day because I couldn't find anything else to watch

>>218182810
I was hoping for something shitty but this was way over the line. It didn't even have any supernatural elements, it couldn't deliver on anything.
https://youtu.be/rRQ5iqSH6fw

>>218182895
I thought ghosts and other spoopy supernatural stuff was haram in Chinese movies

>>218182900
Well you're probably right because there aren't any in this movie

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Nightmare on Elm Street:
5>1>4>5>3>2>6>7

>>218183105
Yeah 5 is mentioned twice deal with it

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>>218183105
That's gonna be a yikes for me dawg

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Based Mike Flanagan

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>>218183571
Have this, fellow Beccabro.

>>218182473
nah

>>218183105
There didn't need to be anymore after 4. They were just milking it and it was getting progressively worse with each entry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGhxMi50y8

>>218184821
mite b kool

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>>218184821
Is that....is that an empty room? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>A survival drama about an ice skater stranded on an ice floe at the Arctic Sea. When the ice floe starts to float towards south and melt, the ice skater must use all means necessary to survive.
>Directed by a Finn
>Features the actress who played Agnes in The Ugly Stepsister
Sounds like jankkino

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>OMG it looks soooooo fake fr lol
Can't they just put MDPOPE 1-3 in theaters or something?

>>218184821
I guess I'm too damn ancient to get this shit What's actually spooky about a well-lit garage?

>>218185561
>>218184940
latest version of the Paranormal activity genre where nothing happens spookily for 2 hours.

>>218185557
Don't think this kinda thing works anymore when kids can go on Xitter and see Cartel execution videos etc. unprompted.

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>>218185561
House of Leaves came out 25 years ago when we were young. Come on.

I didn't find it scary then either desu. Cool book though

>>218185631
That's what I was getting at. We all did. I grew up with Rotten.com being shown to me for example.

>>218185677
Hey I 'member rotten.com

>>218185721
'member 2pac autopsy photo I 'member. Chechnya throat cutting video I 'member.

Anyway. I'm not sure Faces of Death 2026 is going to do anything to kids these days. Like the other guy said: they watch cartel videos unpromped.

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Just make an SCP horror flick

>>218185561
It apparently goes on forever and somewhere within there is a gangly pale humanoid who will (bones cracking) and (loud squelching) at you

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>>218185796
Yeah, not sure who this movie is for. Boomers who remember the originals I guess. People are completely desensitized to everything nowadays. I think it's one reason audiences laugh at anything and everything whether it's supposed to be funny or not. Dude gets his head blown clean off in a movie, ha ha so random. It's like Art the Clown! Everything is a joke! What's actually disturbing anymore?

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>entire show based on different CREEPYPASTAs
>is actually great

>>218185858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbPdf3CGD8

>>218185920
I thought only the first season was very good. The second was okay. Third was shit, last I didn't even finish.

>>218185920
I've only seen Candle Cove but that one slaps fr no cap

>>218182473
If I do see it, would I need to see the other ones? I never watched past Scream 3

>>218182473
Feels like I have to see it in theater just to avoid spoilers

>>218186585
Watch 4, it's better than 3. I think you can probably safely skip Scream 5/6, Williamson rewrote the new one after the original director got shitcanned and I'd guess it's probably got hardly anything to do with the two previous movies.
>>218186706
Same

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>>218186585
6 was cool. I loved the shotgun scene. Everyone else was like
>"noooo Ghostface just has a knife not a guuuuun"

Everything there is to do with horror has been done already

>>218187163
is what a loser with no imagination would say

>>218187163
Everything there is to do with your mom has been done already

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>>218174627
Watched The Puppet Masters today. It looks surprisingly dated but was good fun.

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>>218187163
That's why reiterations of the best stuff will usually be good. Like Smile. It's the same psychological horror we've seen since Dr. Caligari, but it's done well enough and has a interesting idea to seem fresh. Most other horror genres suck and aren't good even with new films, like found footage or giallos.

>>218187261
I think it's a great film

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soon :)

Made my cousin mad cause I said samara weaving has no good movies now I regret ever speaking up with my autist opinions

the Smile movies were awesome, Smile 2 especially

>>218188514
Looks based. Chuds will have a melty.

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Benis :D

>>218174750
heh
> PENINSula

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Well that was gay, and kinda gay since the "body horror" aspect was weak.

Can't say I've seen fistfucking rape in a horror movie before, so that was cool.

>>218189355
Was it in the mouth? 'Cause Smile 2 did it, and Drag Me to Hell somewhat.

>feel like the asian guy in diabolic looked familiar
>google cast
>find out he was in the librarian show
thank god, for a second i thought i was being racist

>>218189470
This mogged your shitty Smile flick.

>>218189605
Well, it's got a lower rating than both Smile films on RYM. No one is going to watch your gay woke slop.

>>218187261
You may enjoy The Hidden from 1987

I have finished watching Diabolic. I wouldn't describe it as "feminist", but I would describe it maybe as "bad" and "fucking boring actually".

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>Twilight Zone and X Files got revived
whens Tales from the Crypt and Goosebumps coming back?

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https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3937515/leprechaun-returns-to-theaters-on-st-patricks-day/

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Evening Fixbros I am pleased to announce that we are getting a teaser trailer for TEENAGE SEX (and death at camp miasma) tomorrow!

>>218191111
Looking forward to Gillian Anderson's next kino

>>218191111
No one cares, cuck

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>>218191111
Quads of truth Fixbro

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just remembered that one shot-for-shot remake of Psycho with this guy as normal Bates where everyone talks like they're from the 60s even though it's set in the 90s

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>>218188514
We WILL be seated

What were the best horror movies of 2025? Usually I see a bunch of youtube lists or see a lot of chatter. But not last year. I usually pay for Shudder for a month and catch up on their exclusives.
Was it just that bad or did I somehow miss the lists?

>>218191423
Cabinanon?

you ever watch a hor kino at the kinoplex and foids scream at every jumpscare or comment on the main girls trash hair/outfit? it gets me off

>>218191428
Yeah it was terrible desu, at least there weren't many I can rec without caveats. Like I think Conjuring 4 in a way was the best and that's kind of just the big mac of horrors.
I loved Missing Child Videotape like the anon that rec'd it but it really is only for slow burn jhorror fans.

>>218191892
All I could think of was Smile 2, Black Phone 2...Weapons?
None of those really appeal to me. But it was a good year for discovering older ones. The Deadly Spawn and Possession were absolutely top tier. Also Watched Night of the Demons for the first time and it was great.
So I'm not missing anything by not giving Shudder my money this time.

>>218191428
Also if you forced me at gunpoint I'd also say Final Destination Bloodlines, Until Dawn, Weapons, and The Ugly Stepsister (kind of hated it but liked the music)

>>218188514
>Horror's not a boy's club
No one said it was.

>>218191953
All three of those are so good. It sucks we don't get practical monster gorefests like Deadly Spawn anymore.
Primate wasn't perfect but it already scratched an itch that last year didn't. And Adam's Curse is on the horizon too.

>>218192079
I didn't really like Smile 2, I can see why some would though. It just didnt do it for me.
I didn't watch Weapons because Barbarian was only good for the first half. It was good and suspenseful but I felt it got really cliche after the main girl got down into the basement.
Black Phone 2 I didn't watch because the first one felt really stretched out. The short story was good, in fact the whole collection it came from was great.

Maybe this is a (me) problem and should give Weapons and BP 2 a shot.

>>218191111
We cant stop winning Fixbros

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>>218174627
>Woman: I have a magical hunch the bad guy is in this house, we should call it in
>Man: we can't call in based on a hunch, let me check first
>Man: *knocks* FBI! *gets shot*
>Woman: panics
>Woman: enters WITHOUT CALLING IT IN

>>218191428
Ugly Stepsis for me.

>>218192188
>Maybe this is a (me) problem and should give Weapons and BP 2 a shot.
You should, both are solid 7s.

>>218192366
why are they like this

>>218191428
Weapons and 28 years later.

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>>218190487
> plus Trick or Treat Studios is releasing a Leprechaun 30″ ultimate doll
What are you guys gonna do with your lifesize Warwick Davis doll?

>>218191428
both 28 Years movies
Companion was good but very much a horror comedy.
Sinners is good if you care about the metaphor and the music.

Weapons was complete fucking shit but a marketing triumph

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>>218191892
>>218191428
2025 sucked but dont worry in summer 2026 we will be blessed by new Amanda Fix horror kino!

>>218192188
Kek that's like mind reading my thoughts about Barbarian. It's a shame "gender flipped Castle Freak" was all they had up the sleeve. The discovery of the tunnel was great. Weapons is a better film, but still misses the mark in other ways.
Fwiw I quite liked BP2 but just because of the visuals. Feels like the culmination of Derricksons Super 8 aesthetic.

>>218192738
I hope it's decent. Hopefully the director can knock it off with the troon analogies and be normal for once.

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>>218193015
>Hopefully the director can knock it off with the troon analogies and be normal for once.

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Fucking google spoiled Hugh Tension before I could even watch it

>>218189470
>Was it in the mouth?
It's gay fisting up the ass. Full fist and deep in there and digging baggies of dope out.

horror = submitting yourself to cortisol spike and cuckoldism

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>>218193415
>cuckoldism
Not welcome here

>>218193415
Said no one ever.

>>218193258
Lol, brutal. These days I only ever Google "film name poster".
Worth a watch anyway though, the general feeling about the film is the twist is needless and the film is strong by itself.

>>218193415
Projecting.

>>218184821
Will it be good?

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>>218193540
How ironic…

Did there use to be a Found Footage genny?

>>218193597
Yeah, I mean, it kind of made the movie a little more interesting to watch.It's kind of like doing a rewatch and I like the director which is why I watched in the first place

Movie idea: Natural Decline

A woman placed in a care facility for early-onset dementia realizes a caregiver is killing residents. As her symptoms worsen and staff dismiss her as confused, she has to create proof that doesn’t rely on her memory before she becomes the next “natural decline.”

>>218194169
Shyamalan literally made this flick already.

>>218194169
Bubba Ho-Tep is kind of like this, kino film.
Same with The Rule of Jenny Pen.

>>218194211
The Visit?

It doesn't sound like the idea at all
>>218194357
>Bubba Ho-Tep
Wow I forgot that movie existed

>>218194410
I was thinking of Old (2021).

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>>218194169
That kinda happened in my dad's town
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Vila_Dilm%C3%A9

>>218194840
That guy becomes a wereleprechaun

>>218192366
The guy looked weird as fuck

Waiting for Evil Dead spoilers to hit, today is early screenings

>>218195543
shit, meant Evil Dead Burn

>>218175637
He's a coward. It's a fairly small shirt for the average fa/tv/irgin.

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>Dual, woman driver edition

>>218195543
>Waiting for Evil Dead spoilers to hit
you dumb or sumthin, the fuck you want spoilers

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>>218189021
>pepsi must be shown on screen for at least 15 seconds, how we gonna achieve that Danny

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>>218193917
it was lit

>>218189021
Horror kinos shot on a motorolla razr?

I am going to watch a horror movie today...
at work.

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What the fuck, apparently this film has a budget of $80m. Mega flop incoming, Del Fatso got in there first and Bale looks ridiculous.

>>218198294
insane oscar bait

>>218198294
>apparently this film has a budget of $80m
$70m of that went to Christian Bale

>>218198294
christian bell is an expensive actor

>>218198329
why? he hasn't made a good movie in like a decade

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>>218198654

Something's gonna happen...
Do you feel it in the air?

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>>218196111
this chick in it looks cute, might watch

>>218199295
I'm gonna go in the house

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Just finished. Is it a horror movie? Probably not. A Tommy Wiseau guy and his gf are searching for a treasure in a millionaire's booby trapped basement, filled with Cube style trap rooms but they're really low budget, like spikes from the ceiling and filling up with water. This is BORING and has nothing interesting, no death scenes, no laughs. Just a eastern European dude wearing all denim.

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This is up on most of the pirate sites now. Gonna watch it this weekend.

>>218201432
it was pretty bad, watched first one before the new one and first movie is just better made.
I do appreciate the police lady comeo in second tho

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Just finished. Absolutely not horror. Comedy about a cooking based noise band and their petty squabbling. A lot of things I like here: noise music, sex, fart anxiety, Gwendoline Christie, but there isn't much of a movie here.

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really enjoyed this witch movie, some flaws ad always but definitely better witch depicted vs goyslop like weapons.

Are there any cartel horror films?I feel like if you based it off the torture videos, it would be too gratuitous even for horror fans

>>218194915
Yeah, I got the idea. Because, after watching high tension, I was like, I don't think, women actually commit crimes that violent. So I was looking into what would be a realistic female slasher, and caregiver, serial killer is one of the common categories for women

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>>218203778
Picrel. Also the opening segment of Mexico Barbaro

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POWER OF TH *BURP*

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>>218174627
Trailer is out Fixbros!!!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVLvZ7hDC18/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

>>218175505
Watched a few episodes. Is a kids show, kid encounters something supernatural, things go well until they don't, they learn a lesson. Not a terrible watch.

>>218204607
>no forearm hair
>no armpit hair
No thanks.

>>218186585
Should probably watch at least 5, for reasons, maybe 6 (worst one imo), though the two leads from them aren't in 7. You can skip 4 if you want and not miss much, won't recognize a character that shows up in 6 if you do though.

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>>218201638
>Gwendoline Christie
Excellent!

>>218205224
This guy gets it.

Another 2-day thread incoming…

>>218175505
this one did the whole killer animatronic Santa Claus years before Christmas Bloody Christmas

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>>218195543
lots of burning, a dead dog, and the finale having the demons turning into ash so the place looks like a wasteland after all that is cool
I think people are going to be less open to this because of the small amount of blood despite the brutality remains the same even with all the fire. Think 2013 but with a fire theme and you got it.

>>218208095
>small amount of blood
It used a record-holding amount of fake blood. I haven't watched it in a while, but I've seen it many times. It's a great, fun movie.

>>218208305
He's talking about the new one, you chinchilla

>>218208575
we aren't counting the blood rain as blood now?

>>218208575
seems he was. my mistake.

>>218208666
Yeah, that's a GOOD chinchilla. Take you a fucking DUST BATH!!!

>>218208856
no

>>218208095
>the brutality remains the same
All the spoilers I need. I'm in.

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I don't understand what's supposed to be so great about the Evil Dead movies

>>218209234
The first three have a great aesthetic, mythology, humor, interesting camerawork and effects, and a charismatic lead.
What I don't get is why anyone cares about Evil Dead after 3, when they stopped having any of that

>>218209234
Overrated 80’s slop

>>218209234
revolutionized the entire movie industry with the camera movements

“This chick in it looks cute, might watch,” pondered the simp.

>>218198243
It doesn’t count as watched bruh.

>>218208095
I liked ED2013 a lot, wasn't that hot on Rise because it was strangely antagonistic/sadistic.
I'll see it in theater though.
Did you attend some kind of feedback session or something? Seems a while away from the release date.

>>218209234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-u2WbZkloY

>>218209518
based

>>218209518
Resist the urge to google "cute actress name aznude" after watching horror movie challenge (impossible)

>>218209518
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

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>>218209723
he's pretty good at spinning a yarn for an ESL

remember to add the spam guide back in the next thread

>>218209782
We use ai now to see our actresses get blacked now.

>>218209842
>>218210069
There are 3 legitimate homosexuals in here.

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>>218210069
It's true
He cast a woman with a benis in his best movie

>>218210095
and you're one of them

>>218210095
yeah you're the zesty king ghidorah