star trek sex with shran

>>218247165
he de most, de MOST sexy man

>>218247185
<3

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Sex on de beach?

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I can't believe DISCO got more seasons than smiling friends

>>218247165
Data is hotter.

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Gomenasai, my name is DeSeve-sama.

>>218247234
We call it STD here.

>Earth launches Voyager probe in 1970s
>V'ger returns as a threatening god-machine
>Earth launches Nomad probe in 2002
>it ends up sterilizing whole planets
>Earth launches Friendship 1 probe in 2067
>it arrives in the Delta quadrant and aliens nuke themselves with knowledge of antimatter derived from the probe

Earth should stop sending out probes already

I like that Voyager was such a lame tv show, Ronald D. Moore rage quit after one episode, and made much better Battlestar Galactica.

>>218247385
>originally V'ger would've said it WAS God
>Gene and Alan Dean Foster decide that "alien/machine poses as God" is clichéd
>rewrites it so that V'ger is LOOKING for its God
They made the right call

>>218247359
:(

It was a smiling hazard

>>218247385
AlieNIGGERS get the rope
If they tie it themselves, so be it

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The other two astronauts on the surface would have fucking died there when Ares IV got grabbed by that graviton bullshit, conventional flight time to Mars is 6 months at BEST.

>>218247536
Shut up cunt

I love the characters on Voyager.
Well, not so much Chakotay, but he serves his purpose I guess.

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Field trip! Check out the cast’s special outing to see Our Town on Broadway ahead of their own studies at the Academy.

Snag the seat next to Zoe.

I don't know who any of those people are.

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how

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Adira_Tal
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Gray_Tal
lmao wtf this is the type of shit chuds would make up as ragebait for themselves.

>>218248120
An entire computer as small as a woman's purse? This really is science fiction!

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>>218248270

>>218247385
>Earth should stop sending out probes already
Wasn't that a big part of why the Federation was formed?

>>218248149
Any time I see a ST image with that ugly flat lighting I immediately close the tab.

>>218248314
This guy literally did nothing wrong. His plan rescued Picard from the retard mission starfleet sent him on.

>>218248270
Incidentally a redpilled episode on false rape accusations by women.
>Troi says she wasn’t lying that’s how she retconned her infidelity

>>218248316
Idk, they were still sending out probes as of 2193 with the Quadros-1 probe to the Gamma quadrant. I don't think that probe turned evil or led a race to ruin, so that's at least one successful probe.

>>218248314
kek

>>218248414
He’s the goat. Jellico and Maxwell are probably better overall captains than Picard, who is a better diplomat

>>218248149
The ftm troon actor had an awful nasally voice that made me cringe

the ferengi are jewish

>>218248899
so am i

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>>218248899
ferengi - goblins
klingons - orcs
vulcans - elves
romulans - dark elves
tellarites - dwarves

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It is strange that by the end of DS9 the Federation has a 'lobotomize your retarded siblings' policy. Worf brainfucks his retarded brother, Data wrecks Lore, even Picard in his own way shits on his brother when he visits for an episode then beams back up to his sick ass spaceship.

Spock didn't lobotomize Burnham, so I have to believe this policy took effect sometime after the events of the NuTrek shows.

>>218249082
>Spock and Burnham
Hahahahahahahah I always forget about this shit. Death to modern paramount

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Looking back, we should have lobotomized our nutrek kin early on when we had the chance.

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Worf did nothing wrong.

Kurn refused to adapt to his new life. He just wanted to die. Worf could not kill his brother. You can say he's a failure as a Klingon because of this but he's not a failure as a man for wanting his brother to live and finding a way for him to do so.

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>>218249118
>Spock and Burnham
Spock is supposed to have a black half-sibling?
Nonsense, rejected.

>>218249177
i would've killed him because i'm not a pussy

>>218249177
Worf is a failure as a Klingon is the point
>sole survivor of his ship, found in an escape pod by Ezri

>>218249220
Worf being a "different kind of Klingon" is quite literally his entire story from start to finish, correct.

>>218249201
Everyone who wrote for Spock in TOS objected to him having any siblings. I take their word over some shitty nu writers'. Even Sybok crossed the line.

sex with drunk doctor in sevens body

>>218249082
Spock did banish his sister to a doomed timeline then strip her name from the federation, so that kinda counts

>>218249261
>a Klingon that isn’t a Klingon
sure that’s a different kind of Klingon ig. Like Carlton on the Fresh Prince was a “different kind of black man”

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>>218249402
And then later on fucked up Sybok without hesitation. He's a quick learner.

is it ever established if spock got any pussy? his fiancee left him in Amok Time and there's no mention of a wife in Unification

>>218248899
Space kikes are my favorite kikes. In fact, some cunt I met on and off got me into Trek, she told me to watch DS9 first. So I did. From the very first episode I fucking loved Quark. The next time I met her, I told her that Quark is the best character on that show. She thought I was retarded. I never talked to her afterwards. Fuck that cunt.

>>218249468
>is it ever established if spock got any pussy?
Watch Search for Spock

>>218249468
Leila Kalomi
The Romulan commander
Droxine
Zarabeth
Saavik

>>218249580
>>218249838
saavik is the only one implied strongly enough to count. they didnt really do direct references to sex until VOY

>>218248899
not really. its generally agreed that the ferengi are how the jews think others see them, the bajorans are how the jews see themselves, and the founders are how the jews really are.
in reality the ferengi are most like americans in general. obsessed with wealth and holding on to a contradictary moral code because its all theyve ever known

>>218249177
>Worf did nothing wrong
Maybe so but Bashir definitely did by performing such an unethical procedure.

>>218249261
worfs story is repleat with him failing to meet his own standards. he is a failure of a man by any measure.

>>218247385
Yeah but none of these probes were problems until hundreds of years later, so how were they supposed to know?

>>218250086
They should’ve just removed “shame due to brother” from his brain if they were digging around in there

>>218249468
Spuck get more puss than Kirk

>>218250203
>stodgy idealist has to come to terms with pragmatism as he ages
That's why Worf has the best overall arc in Trek and the most realistic.

>>218250266
>starts as klingaboo ends as humancore deadbeat dad

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>>218247161
I've been watching TOS again lately. Everything is so energized. And I do mean everything. Fine acting. Wonderful characterizations. Musical score, beautiful. Top notch editing topped off with a strong element of grace. All served up with clarity. Yes, gentlemen the list goes on... for we can never forget, it is the one that started it all, the.. Genesis if you will. Pure, wholesome, lighting in a bottle. What a refreshing drink. There's nothing else like it. And the women do a number on my benis.

>>218250266
I love Worfs arc, he's a super flawed character and that makes him super compelling. Also love the Klingon story arc told across the TOS films, TNG, and DS9.

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>>218250329
That's life.

>>218250329
his cortisol SPIKED when he was honormogged by a jestermaxxing trilloid who blooddebtmaxxed and was qa'plapilled

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On the scale of klingaboo to human core deadbeat dad, where are you in life?

Worf is actually boring as fuck

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>>218250522
humancore good dad

>>218250541
That's why he's awesome

>>218250626
no, that's why he sucks

>>218250552
>abandons his son in the finale

>>218250646
Nah

How gay is Worf for having sex with Dax? Cause technically Dax is also a dude, or was a dude, so is Worf a little gay?

>>218250794
He was raised by jewish adoptive parents so it’s not really his fault

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>>218250329

>>218250702
The finale explicitly has him saying that he will return someday. Him never coming back was a nu-Trek retcon.

Nu-Trek writers didn't even know Kasidy Yates-Sisko was pregnant.

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>>218250877
the wormhole aliens are non temporal and have demonstated that they can send people back in time to whenever they choose. sisko leaving is proof he never returned. if he was coming back he never would have left from their perspective

>>218251073
not necessarily.

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>>218247161
>Yee Haw

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It is finally time for this uncslop

>>218251034
He just did a literal fetus deletus and boom, no problem

>>218251135
You can just see it on Michael Dorn's face
>I can't believe he got them to do this shit

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I don't care for TOS.

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much like your own husband doesn't care for you LOL

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Was this scene necessary?

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>>218251187
TOS is in this weird spot for me. I appreciate what it did for pop culture, and there are some banger installments. But I never looked forward to watching it the way I did TNG and DS9.

>>218249177
>Worf could not kill his brother.

He could, just not legally.

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>>218251228
Your comment got me so mad I am literally shaking NOT AGAIN OH SHI-

>>218250541
>Worf is actually boring as fuck

Only 70% of the time when he's onscreen and default stoic.

>>218250794
>How gay is Worf for having sex with Dax? Cause technically Dax is also a dude, or was a dude, so is Worf a little gay?

Not half as gay as Sisko when he banged Mirror Jadzia. There's no way he wasn't thinking about Curzon.

>>218250877
>The finale explicitly has him saying that he will return someday. Him never coming back was a nu-Trek retcon.

Nu-Trek is an alternate timeline anyway.

>>218251159
How did boomers not get annoyed by this stupid intercom sound?

>>218251261
>using a clip from "Spock's Brain"

That's not fair.

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>>218250794
Everyone was pansexual in Berman Trek. Everyone is gay in Kurtzman Trek. It's an important distinction.

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>>218251295
Do you need a good divorce lawyer?

>>218251430
>Everyone was pansexual in Berman Trek.

No, it was only Dax, Q, and Riker.

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>>218251381
its literally not lol, the only alternate timeline is the movies

>>218251135
A dune buggy chase would be cool in First Contact, if post-apocalyptic America was more Mad Max-style than forest-in-California style

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watchalong bros we are in the home stretch for ds9

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>>218251430
>Everyone was pansexual in Berman Trek
Fuck off Mike McMahan, you downie fuck

>>218248029
Is Zoe the blonde spic?

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>>218251522
based

>>218247161
Where's that ugly ship from?

>>218251495
Post-ENT shows/films do not count and can be ignored.

>>218251495
canon is determined by audience consensus based on on-screen events. it doesnt matter what the studio says if it doesnt fit with whats been shown previously.
JJ movies and STD are obviously the same alt universe. SNW and SA are direct spinoffs of STD and thus also alt universe. PIC and PRO make signifigant references to the romulan super nova which is an alt universe event. LD is a parody cartoon and cannot be considered part of any canon.
to summarize, youre a god damned retard

>>218251533
To me, it's less "Finally, we've eliminated the straights!" and more "Humanity has become so enlightened they don't even have a word for sexual preference."

>>218251607
>Post-VOY shows/films do not count and can be ignored.

FIFY

>>218251646
This anon understands.

>>218251646
well fuck you faggot i thought you legit didnt know they consider it canon, i wasnt talking about your personal opinion

>>218251652
there is literally no evidence to support your statement at all. if anything the star trek future is more heterosexual than present day

>>218251693
VOYs worst episodes are below ENT’s worst, you don’t want to go down this road anon

>>218251729
its not personal opinion. it is the opinion of the overwhelming majority of star trek viewers

>>218251652
>Humanity has become so enlightened they don't even have a word for sexual preference
Homosexuality and other mental illnesses would be cured in any utopian setting like Star Trek.

>>218251742
no no no, you were supposed to reply
>Post-DS9 shows/films do not count and can be ignored.
and then we go to
>Post-TNG shows/films do not count and can be ignored.
and so on

>>218251495
I'm gonna call this character Blourpo Blimpoo

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>>218251228
>mfw

>>218251261
>me and my friends .01 seconds after eating curry

>>218251430
Has the Kligga taken his thong out his bussy yet?

>>218251135
Imagine if Picard brapped and Woof had to smell it ha ha

>>218252245
Her dress clashes. It should be spoopy

>>218251742
ENT doesn't have any really good episodes. (Maybe the vulvan episode is really good) While Voyager has like 3.

ENT has episodes that are infuriatingly bad because of current political thing while Voyager just has bad episodes because the writers didn't care. There are no good characters on ENT while Voyager has Tuvok, Seven and EMH.

>>218252522
they have the nazi sode with the pretty accurate uniforms.

>>218250702
And his unborn daughter.

all of these episodes on on par with the best of any other series. theres probably a few more, these are just the ones I remember from the title alone.
Broken Bow
Unexpected
Terra Nova
The Andorian Incident
Dear Doctor
Shuttlepod One
Rogue Planet
Acquisition
Carbon Creek
Minefield
A Night in Sickbay
Precious Cargo
The Catwalk
Horizon
Cogenitor
First Flight
Similitude
Stratagem
Doctor's Orders
Hatchery
Storm Front
Cold Station 12
The Augments
The Forge
Awakening
Kir'Shara
Observer Effect
In A Mirror, Darkly
Terra Prime 97

>>218251511
That would be appropriate so not to alarm the locals with future tech

>>218252800
thank you daystrom institute aka chatgpt

>>218252800
>A Night in Sickbay
I like that one, and the one where Phlok was the only awake person on Enterprise and hallucinated a retard T'pol.

>>218252800
>all of these episodes on on par with the best of any other series.
>A Night in Sickbay

yes it was certainly on par with "Spock's Brain", "Sub Rosa", "Ferengi Love Songs", and "Threshold".

>>218252800
Minefield is insanely tedious, Hatchery is probably the worst episode in the entire series. Badgclava's acting in that episode is a mockery to acting, really you are insane to think that is a good episode

That episode makes me want to break my TV

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>>218252957
Threshold is a neat idea and I'm tired of pretending that the episode is bad.

>>218253000
How much does this prostitute charge?

>>218253000
>Threshold is a neat idea and I'm tired of pretending that the episode is bad.

It's true, it's really not that bad except for the absurdity of being able to go infinite speed and the sheer insanity of the last act.

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My experience watching TOS so far

>>218253000
Its really only Christian Americans who hate that episode, the last 15 mins did legit have "turn your brain off" moments too

>>218252957
>>218252979
captain goes insane while the crew tries to conduct routine business is always a good episode

>>218253109
>Its really only Christian Americans who hate that episode

As a believer in evolution, I was far more offended.

>>218253092
try not watching. just listen to the audio.

>>218253142
We're obviously on the path to become dumb salamanders again so wdym

>>218253169
I don't disagree but that's still not how it works. We're turning into salamanders because the stupidest humans are breeding the most, not due to some natural salamander factor in our DNA.

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>>218253142
not even the worst evolution episode

>>218253216
Again I don't disagree. Thank you, Brannon Braga.

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>>218251774
>Not long after ...they found a cure. A goddamn cure!

>>218253246
why are they all wearing the same "I'm from the past" jump suit?

Would you rather have freaky BDSM sex with a Klingon babe, Pon Farr with a nerdy Vulcan chick, or super intimate sex with a Cardassian lady

>>218253302
Standard civvies given to recently-awakened yokels, Enterprise probably had a whole case of 'em.

>>218253302
Early TNG was very TOS-coded like that

It should have been a Dyson's swarm.

>>218253246
That was a funny mismatch and the only one of these I chuckled at

>>218253306
Yes

>>218251430
"Today is a good day to dialate" was RIGHT THERE.

>>218253306
You forgot brain sex with a Betazoid

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Sex with Hoshi

>>218253640
Why did they feel the need to put on the TOS uniforms they found in the closet?

Spock Burnham

>>218253714
They're the key.

>>218248964
ferengi are humans

>>218253711
because its exactly what normal archer wouldnt do

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>>218253640
Sex with evil empress hoshi!

star trek

>>218254054
This is key

that was weird. For a brief moment I've seen a subspace echo of Hoshi

>>218254054
At the end of the day it's about family.

>>218254378
Salud mi familia

>>218253216
Great cheese episode. Pleased my TMNT style sensibilities.

>>218254425
It was fitting Barclay became a spider, it's the incel spirit animal.

>>218253711
More comfortable and stylish. You know, we don't see Evil Archer die. He'd come have come back you just know it. I feel like they had an episode in store where he and Good Archer face-off. Sneaky setups, hints for a future version of Archer turning out to be a phantom menace behind the temporal time war.

The saddest part about STD is that the cast had potential but the writing threw that completely out the window
(although fuck michael burnham what a retarded character, I’m talking about everyone else)

>>218254520
And then that doctor guy got ass had by Kevin spacey

>>218254520
Saru was my JAM. He would have been a good captain on his own.

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>>218254520
I actually feel sorry for the young cast of ACK'ademy. It must be quite tough on them reading the reviews.

>>218254611
They want you dead.

>>218254611
You have a good heart, anon.

>>218254627
but they still have souls according to the bible

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>>218253216
Every time I watch TNG and DS9 I'm in awe of the makeup work they were able to produce on a weekly TV show 35+ years ago.

>>218254712
You can tell everyone loved what they did. The sets, the props like futuristic LCARS panels in comfy carpeted futuristic rooms, the cosmetic makeup, the writing.
Nutrek feels like fanfic

>>218254611
Imagine how much star trek they watched in preparation for their roles. Wowee!

>>218253387
You must choose one

So in that episode where O'Brien goes undercover and we meet that Bilby guy, why didn't he just go to his family on New Sydney, and take the next shuttle heading to a Federation planet? If he's so worried about leaving the syndicate and his family being hunted down surely the federation would give him citizenship and make sure he's safe. Speaking of which, what's the deal with New Sydney? Is it a federation colony that chose to become independent or some earth colony that predates the UFP?

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>>218254797
Ha-haa!

So if Paramount is buying Warner, does that confirm a restructuring of both companies and a death sentence for NuTrek?

>>218255108
Star Trek: APOLOGIZE

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772224176750655.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772224176750655.webm

>>218255125
Kurtzman finds a way...

>>218255138
Did Dukat really say this?

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>>218254797

>>218255189
I jej'd

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>>218255189
I love the Ryker spelling error homage

With how often they get mentioned throughout the series, I always get sad when Quark says at the end of the series that they don't even teach the Rules of Acquisition to kids anymore. Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be amended rather than completely thrown out? And even if they were completely gone, they should still be taught for how historically and culturally significant they were.

>>218255278
Deconstruction is a theme of DSN.

>>218255278
Same is true for the molten down General Lee statues and other "problematic" historic figures. Put them in a fucking museum, don't rob people of their past.

By my own estimate, I generate 40% of the content in /trek/.
Please clap.

>>218255278
aren’t most of the rules just adages that are basically universal anyways

>>218255439
How so?

>>218255508
they're literally not rules they're just fucking idioms

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Tal Celes

>>218255658
dumb girls who know they are dumb are hot

If the ship cleans itself then I can just smear shit and piss everywhere and be on my merry way.

>>218255737
they dont let you people go to space

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>they dont let you people go to space

>>218255752
They let Nog be an officer, I can get in.

Computer, hot Jamaican men, double strong, double sweet.

I just realized "raktajino" is a play on "cappuccino."

>>218255148
Paramount paid $100,000,000 for Warner Bros. Every time a huge studio buys another huge studio there are mass layoffs and redundancies. Ellison sees how popular Yellowstone is. He knows there’s a whole blue ocean of working class boomers who will support a show they like. They buy the merch and spread word of mouth to all their friends and family. Compare that to the NuTrek “fans” who won’t tune in but will happily call us bigots for also not tuning in.

>>218255929
>$100,000,000
$100,000,000,000* (100 billion)

>>218256049
Damn that’s crazy imagine thinking your properties are liked enough for 1,000,000,000 people spend at least 100 dollars on them. They’re definitely planning for an indian century

How would Captain Picard have solved the issue with poor monkey Punch?

>>218256111
He would have listened. That's what no one did.

>>218256111
Prime directive; we can't be interfering in what is by definition an internal simian conflict.

>>218256154
Yep, it would have been a violation of the Prime Directive.

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(S)an (F)rancisco
(S)tar (F)leet

>>218256274
Sci-Fi

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>>218256274
shemale faggot

Wasn’t there supposed to be a Worf shoe like a dozen times over the last 20 years. I think Michael Dorn must’ve had remorse he didn’t push harder to continue post-TNG. Missing his chance to be the first black MC

yeah I'd love to watch a Star Trek series centered around a self-centered childish faggot who's good at hitting things and pretty much nothing else

>>218256274
>>218256542
Star Frek

>>218256731
in a world of fully automated targetting systems, a useless skill

For me? It’s deep space 9.

can you load up a hologram of your coworker in the holodeck and fuck them?
or is it some grok censorship bullshit

>>218257021
Riker fucked every female species in the known universe in the holodeck.

>>218257021
Watch TNG "Hollow Pursuits"

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>>218256973
Same.

>>218257035
and the unfemale kind too

is it immoral to improve humanity by allowing losers to never leave the holodeck?

>>218257054
Based riker. If I were in the holodeck I’d fuck troi 24/7.

Do you think Barclay had the urge to call Geordi the N-word back when everyone was mean to him? The N-word being newspock.

>>218257104
Barclay gets it out of his system with Program Barclay 271-3G

>>218249468
Wasn't it implied he was banging nurse Chapel? She cried when she found out about his betrothal to the Vulcan girl.

>>218255633
Where does he poop?

>>218256793
Star trej

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>>218255385
You ever thought about going pro and running whole boards or do you like keeping it low stakes in a single general?

>>218253000
It would have been better if it was a timey-wimy bullshit thing caused by going Infinite Velocity. Like, he’s quantum-locked as a sapient humanoid, but it cycling backwards as humanoid variants of past species. The ticking clock would be for them to figure out a temporal whatever the fuck field before he fully reverts back to primordial ooze.

>>218255385
thank u shadow president

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>>218256191
More like Primate Directive

>>218257301
>Wasn't it implied he was banging nurse Chapel?
no. he just understood her and was sympathetic towards her feelings for him.

getting to the end of TNG. Season 7 Episode 16. I'm going to miss TNG while I'm watching DS9 and then VOY.

>>218257423
I do this on /x/ from time to time when all my IP addresses become unbanned

Sometimes when I'm really successful they will start drinking their own pee, and people still unironically do no fap threads

Scorpion Part I on H&I tonight. Borgkino. 8472kino. Waiting-for-7-to-show-up kino.

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>>218257952
damn. something about this webm. early 2000s heavenly bloomkino

>>218257952
Sovl, sorry I ever talked shit about you Archer & Co.

>>218257336
>the mild irritation of the editors being unwilling to tweak the audio stream or record separately so it actually sounds like a single sentence by one being and not 2 people speaking in turns

>>218258075
It's tricky to rock a rhyme

>>218258075
I like the way the
>Bynars
finish each other's
>sentences

>>218257562
kek

>>218251693
>Counting anything after The Cage/Where No Man Has Gone Before/The Man Trap

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I fucking love ENT

>>218259189
>It's the embarrassing cheesecake character gets to wear a real uniform and looks a hundred times better episode

>>218259228
They put Seven in a science green uni in VOY and she actually looks great

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>>218259244
They all looked better because they became obtainable as just one of the crew instead their usual object status

>>218251159
You already fucked up. Watch in production order.

>>218251159
Watch in whichever order you want. I recommend

TOS --> TOS Animated --> TOS MOVIES --> TNG --> DS9 - -> VOY --> ENT

And the TNG Movies sprinkled in strategically between TNG and ENT

i'd be a turbo gooner sex freak for all my waking hours if i had access to a holodeck

>>218259597
You would get bored in 6 months tops and start programming holographic meth

Would/could data kill children and such if he was ordered to?

>>218259826
yes

>>218259826
He has morality and ethical subroutines. You'd have to tamper with him and alter him by removing them which is more or less the same as being under alien influence at that point.

>>218259866
A subroutine might as well be Windows Updater Service. It can just force close without affecting the rest of him I reckon

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>>218259866
he lets blind geordi poke around in his computer brain all the time. only dumb dumbs like that fag blueshirt try to mess with data directly. big brains like a romulan tal shiar agent would brainwash blind geordi, then make blind geordi tamper with data.

>>218259886
I have a feeling the safety measures on the sentient android from the future would be a little better than Windows Update
>>218259904
Yeah, taking advantage of his trust of Geordi or Picard would go a long way.

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how long until he realizes his greatest weakness is the people he cares for? will he go full dark side and try to eradicate anything he perceives as a threat or will he retreat into nihilistic isolation?

>>218259948
He would eventually find some autistic alien companion and live happily ever after. I could see Data just solo exploring with some weird Tin Man-like space faring lifeform, or some powerful telepath/energy being that values his novelty.

>>218260029
Data joins the Traveler after Wesley gets too old for him.

Highlighting this post from the last thread because it is so fucking stupid
>>218246060

>>218259948
>realizes he doesn’t actually care for anyone

>>218259948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-iFOEOgIM&t=62s

>>218260156
Hey that’s me!

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>>218260196
All Good Things Part 3

I'm on season six of DS9 and after watching honor among thieves change of heart, and wrongs darker than death or night, am I wrong for thinking there seems to be a focus on this half of this season on episodes where nothing really get's resolved but that explores the characters? Like O'Brien fails at saving Bilby, Worf and Dax fail their mission, Kira doesn't really accomplish anything when she travels back. I like these episodes, but it's a pattern i've noticed.

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>52 years old (actress)
>48 when Soong would have died
>helped build Data
>Data had been activated for 30 years
>with Soong since < 18
>Soong was 75ish when Data was activated

holy based just like my Japanese animes

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>2026
oh shid

>>218260730
>US and France
Literally why

>>218260761
Those are the only two countries that have ever stood up to tyranny

>>218260730
very funny how star trek is supposed to be optimistic but canonically it took humanity a nuclear holocaust, 30% of the population dying off, and a period of barbarism for us to get our shit together.

>>218260770
>tyranny
>US: slightly uncomfy taxes (much lower than now)
>France: two bad winters caused by a volcano and a well meaning autistic king who inherited an empty treasury managed by a retarded financial minister (induced by printing press propaganda/porn)

real tyranny has never even been tried

>>218260828
Maybe that IS optimistic.

>>218260828
Iirc from the show it was supposed to be all but 10 million died off. It wouldn’t be hard to become pretty utopian for those that remained if it happened even now.

>>218247231
did not know chick on the right was in /trek/

>>218260856
This, it is the best case scenario when compared to a global dystopian panopticon.

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It's been said that Starfleet is not a military.
In TOS that's actually true. Starfleet feels like something more, something beyond. A sort of higher entity.
But from the TOS movies onward Starfleet is just straight up a military. And that's sad.

>>218260896
TOS’ setting was just a storytelling mechanism for different science fiction scripts

>>218260896
Even the more militaristic movies like Undiscovered Country openly emphasize that Starfleet is a multi purpose organization that spans from expiration and science to defense and peacekeeping

>>218260943
That’s literally what the military says it does too…

>>218248011
they seem like they would be more chill to hang out with. the TNG crew seem more like strivers who would always be judging you.

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>>218261036
Voyager is a family

>>218251358
whenever I watched that episode I always think about his superior reading his debrief on that mission, trying to make sense of it

voy cast is definitely the most normal, they'll probably invite you to a get together
ent cast are all jocks and staceys you'd meet a rock climbing gym
tng cast are a snobbish clique, they'll look down on you for no real reason other than you aren't a captain or something
ds9 cast are like edgy comic book characters, do they even have actual normal lives?

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You find yourself trapped with T'Pol who is undergoing pon farr. What do?

>>218261130
Surrender

>>218261125
O'Brien seems to have it together the most, despite his suffering

>>218260959
Yeah, but Starfleet isn't lying about it.

The easy test of this is, look at almost any lead or secondary Starfleet character in isolation, and say "is this person a military officer" and the majority would pass as a no.

Most of our hero ships don't even have Tactical Officers, or have ones where that's a secondary role they play behind things like Chief of Security or Navigator

>>218261211
irl military does all those things
picard and sisko are definitely military officers
you're delusional

>>218261130
I decline her advances.

She doesn't compare to my Tall Red Haired Wife who has prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle. No woman compares to my Red Haired wife.

>>218260896
TOS literally has an episode about Kirk being core marshalled.

kai winn did nothing wrong

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>used the array to get home
>arrested all the maquis
>promised tom he can stay instead of going back to jail
good end

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>>218262470
>he trusted the marky

>>218262368
Would Kai Alpaca have slept with Dukat?

>>218262717
She would have presented herself for mating, yes.

Is it just me or is Keiko a dumb cunt?

>>218259426
That's autism
>>218259557
I've already seen TNG, DS9, VOY and ENT. That's why this uncslop is all that's left before I have to touch nutrek

>>218263932
That's why she and O'Brien are so good together, they both have a deep derision for alien species.

someone baking?

>>218264953
i think youre ready for your first command, ensign. proceed.