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ALLAMARAINE edition
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>It's been a long road, getting from there to here.
>It's been a long time, but my time is finally near.
>And I can feel a change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way.
>And they're not gonna hold me down no more.
>No they're not gonna hold me down.
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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.
Jesus wept
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sounds based and freighterpilled
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>>218265794
>about a freighter crew and the adventures they go on. So not star fleet.
In today's era it would still feature a lesbian black queen and some sort of adorable Baby Yoda wunderkind maguffin that's the secret to changing everything. So the show would end up being calledButch Kasidy and the Sundance Kid.
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Agree with both. The pilot has creative and interesting premise, but overall the plot is underwhelming and the characters are undeveloped. E.g. Picard is much colder and more robotic that the future Picard-Speech-Picard
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NEW CHANNEL
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even the nuBetazoid looks like a Karen now that she is back from rehab
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nice get
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worst get
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the dry hump of discussion
guess we're waiting for VF to post about Star Trek toys from the /toy/ meetup
or BF to wake up and start arguing about communism and being divorced
I wish a spaceship would beam me up and fly me away from this thread
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How much would you pay for a wife?
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>>218267446
I'll bid two bars
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>>218266599
>no Marla
The inferior man fears the space chudette.
Rolling for: 02, 05, 15, 29, 42, 55, 67.
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>>218267353
Or you could talk about star trek.
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realizing one of the unavoidable problems with trek is that there's a point of diminishing returns with fleshing out the different races.
the klingons are at their coolest like midway through TNG and start to seem kinda lame and gay midway through DS9. the borg get rapidly less compelling the more they show up. romulans and cardassians get nerfed. the only ones who're consistently interesting are the vulcans, because in spite of being the OG aliens of the franchise they barely got used until ENT.
one of the best things Voyager did was introduce the hirogen and then immediately toss them aside as soon as they peaked.
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Average NuTrek fan
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>>218267666
>mirror T'pol with Satan trips.
Terran Empire shit
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Whatever happened to all the augments? Khan and his crew got frozen, and there were the ones that Soong made in ENT, but there must have been hundreds of thousands of genetically augmented humans by the end of the Eugenics Wars. Surely the remaining world authorities couldn't have weeded ALL of them out of the population, and even if they did then what? Mass grave? I doubt they'd let that happen to themselves.
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i'll probably sound delusional saying this but all this proves to me is that I've actually been the driving force of /trek/ over the past like, 10 months. i stopped posting like I used to and making OC and stuff and no one else filled the void.
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Nigger, an anon made an entire rock opera in that time. Another anon organized a synchronized watch along. Yet another anon introduced the world to the joys of star trek sex with shran. Get off your high horse.
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any McCoy x Spock fans here?
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Captain's log. Heh. That is all.
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>>218268840
why, my favorite of course
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>>218266599
Rolling
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GUL COCOT
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COCOT dials nothing wrong
COCOT dials nothing wrong
COCOT dials nothing wrong
this COCOT dials nothing wrong
I dial up my own ANI and what do I see? (Nothing wrong, nothing wrong)
A voice telling me my ARU ID! (nothing wrong, nothing wrong)
My trunk's a mess, am I stacking them or splitting them? (Nothing wrong, nothing wrong)
I'm using 5ESS, it's all packets and I'm shitting them! (Nothing wrong, nothing wrong!)
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>>218269638
>knew it and unknowingly
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Although it's not my gender
I'm feelin' femme-y and cute
My balls went in the blender
I flushed 'em down the chute
My face is fully busted
My bussy smells like rat
My bosom don't need adjustin'
'Cause I have six layers of fat
I started seeing fellas
I tried most every app
But every guy could tell
And he's snipin' left in a snap
And if one tried to bed me
Then he'd regret it soon
I'd say hey wait gotta dilate
It's great to be a troon
Troon! Troon! Troon!
I wish my wiener away!
Troon! Troon! Troon!
Got sick of just being gay
Troon! Troon! Troon!
Morning, night and noon
I wish I was a woman 'stead of a
Troon! Troon! Troon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLi7fOctrU
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^^ faps shamefully to shemale porn
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>>218269995
My god thay guy's whole channel
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my oh my
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>Finished my ENT rewatch
and now i will watch a certain series where a certain cardassian officer has a heroic and blemishless career despite the slanderings of certain starfleet personnel and their jealousy
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And to think they try to say right wingers can't create art.
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My dad was watching Strange New Worlds on cable tv and since I'd never seen it I decided to sit with him and give it a fair try (and to spend some time with my dad). It was an episode where Spock became human. If this was a discription of a TOS episode it would fill me with interest, but the way the characters acted and talked felt really weird. The funny bits felt weird and the dramatic part had me feeling bored and uninterested after a while. It saddens me to say that I don't really have much interest in watching more of it. Also sorry I don't have a Star Trek meme to post, I don't know it it's against the rules.
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>>218270496
art the left doesnt like just gets dismissed
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>>218270755
are you a faggot or something?
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>>218270204
>brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilised, treacherous, in every way, splendid examples of homo
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I miss lesbian fanservice
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>ut the way the characters acted and talked felt really weird. The funny bits felt weird and the dramatic part had me feeling bored and uninterested after a while. It saddens me to say that I don't really have much interest in watching more of it.
All streaming shows are written to be "visual Muzak". This isn't a term I made up to be cheeky. Netflix tells their writers not to make the dialogue too complex or viewers will tune out. They have data to back it up. Characters need to speak simply enough that the audience can follow while typing a message or folding laundry. So it all ends up sounding sterile and forgettable. That's by design.
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It was a Supreme Leader hazard
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>>218265415
I've been watching ENT, but when does this actually happen?
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Pitch me your ideas for Star Trek aliens, and maybe plot about them.
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Brehews, a tight-nit group of humanoid aliens (prosthetics added to give them bushy eyebrows and enlarged noses.) They have a tight control on local trade, constantly preemptively strike their neighbors, and complain that they are always discriminated against despite being smelly agitators
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Brother I am on the same path, I finished my ENT rewatch last week and now on ep 9 of DS9 S1.
Not gonna lie, I sorely miss enterprise right now. Sure, the finale was appalling and there was 2-3 bad episodes, but overall ENT is pure kino.
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>>218272073
A race that's the opposite of vulcans, completely devoid of logic
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Star Trek meets the Plutonians
https://youtu.be/0BPWtT3yNdM
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>>218272073
>Daughter of rock star known for eating bats and doing unholy amounts of drugs may have mental problems
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https://mega.nz/file/k7h0yLjC#DCIp7arWdBtqTbGbWd0-4HjQsQD2W8Bo9mCIwNNb 4PY
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A race where disability is worshipped and their leaders are all these dysgenic abominations and the lowest dregs of society, the slaves, the mocked — are all 10/10 gigachad Adonis’ and Stacies
The plot would be something where the crew is inclined to assist the pitiful disabled and retarded elite ruling caste but it slowly peels back to reveal the issues at hand aren’t black and white.
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COMPUTER!!!!!!!!
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>>218274365
Are they more alive than our current AI?
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>>218272073
A squat ugly humanoid traveling businessman from the Gamma Quadrant played by Danny Devito. He hangs out on DS9 and consistently impresses a skeptical quark with his stories of past business dealings. Basically it’s Frank Reynolds from Alway Sunny.
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>Arrogant, shitstain race declares themselves Gods
>Get utterly BTFO by real Gods
Sounds like pottery to me
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I think Star Trek got caught up too much in "realism" and turned universal exploration into something mundane. Roddenberry understood the importance of existence beyond our perception of physical reality and at least Voyager did too but Star Trek really needs more interdimensional matters like astral projection and other mystical elements.
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Lol ok I got jump scared.
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They dominated other races but didn't have to. They basically needed to ascend to another level, they didn't need to deal with anyone on their rogue planet of goop. Should have went out of the galaxy, or go extinct.
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>hmm today I'll watch DS9
>it's an episode that hits so close to home it shouldn't be humanly possible
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>>218279026
Why wasn't Lincoln on team evil? He killed 650,000 people to maintain his authority.
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/trek/ used to be for everyone
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hi guys
any eps u wanna rec?
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Epic storytelling.
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the thing i hate most about nu-trek is its potential to be good. there's so many good stories to be had in this universe, but the fact that fanfic is oft written better than this alex kurtzman shit, and no one does anything about it, idk, it's just sad
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Nemesis
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>Do you own any land anons? Do you know you shouldn't?
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>>218280759
Imagine making it through Starfleet Academy and working hard your whole life to earn the rank of Captain and your own starship command, and then one of your bridge crew has a face tattoo.
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say what you like about acadamy but she is hot as fuck
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>>218266599
rolling for she
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>>218280759
It would’ve been so much cooler if he was a space Catholic unironically. Baroque judeochristian tech aesthetics prevalent in PS2 games is pretty cool
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Tarima Sadal is also beautiful
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Alpha quadrant stuff that ended up in the Delta quadrant:
>USS Voyager
>USS Equinox
>the Raven
>Amelia Earhart and several hundred other humans, a 1930s pickup truck
>Maquis super-duper planet-cracker weapon
>Dinosaur-descended space empire
>Ares IV Mars mission
>Friendship 1 probe
>post-human salamander descendents
Am I missing any? I must be missing something.
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Also a Klingon ship
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I forgot about both of those, damn the Delta quadrant got littered with Alpha quadrant junk.
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>muh wheelchair
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>flirting vs harassment
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>>218284694
Cochlear implant episode
>being horribly disabled is their culture respect it
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>>218284694
There is not a single Voyager episode as bad as
>wheelchair girl
>tranny quark
>literary vampire
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>this made boomers piss and shit themselves
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>>218267993
This needs to be reposted without context
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>>218284751
She also turned down the procedure that would allow her to walk in high gravity because muh people muh culture. Everything about ACK has been throwing ideas in for representation without considering if it makes sense. They brought back this species because it was from a famous episode. Even though that same species went extinct in the 23rd century. Did they clone their DNA like Jurassic Park? Doesn't matter. Stop complaining.
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>>218284814
I recently watched picre episode of TNG and the annoying orange face was actually pretty frightening
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Some things never change.
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What were they thinking when they designed this race?
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Nearly flawless season matching in direction, fx, tone, drama, humor. I think the one about the monster synchronizing with the crewmember's childhood trauma was the only touchy-feely "too modern" clunk of the bunch.
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Do they only eat a liquid diet and use double straws? How does this species work
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>the planet had an unprecedented food surplus all of a sudden
>everyone got fat and couldn’t find their dicks anymore
>the ones whose beak thing make it hard to eat could find their dicks
>eventually the beak encompassed the entire mouth area
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>low key played a homo, everyone knew it
This was a private agreement in rehearsal between Robinson and Siddig (Robinson's idea) because they realized it would make their scenes more interesting then the writers picked up on it because it helped distinguish Garak from Dukat. Also ffs, a straight tailor? This is science fiction not fantasy.
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The BPD personality ruins it. Genesis is cute despite Space Chola eyebrows and has an actual personality. Wouldn't touch SAM with a 10 light year pole but she's definitely a bundle of cheer and a fun character to root for. Better Data/Wesley hybrid and what I imagine Data would actually have acted like after being activated.
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>the zero G tackle at the end
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I never thought that I always assumed he was just an archetypal shifty oriental. And the tailor shop was a reference to Tinker Tailor Soldier spy/a joke about how of course he’s a spy, he runs a tailor shop on a space station where everyone wears the exact same thing every day
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My mom met Majel at a con during a slow point and congratulated her on how accurately she portrayed grieving in that ep where Lwaxana has to let go of a man obligated to kill himself at a certain age and Majel thanked Mom but replied "The shoot had gone over, it was 1:30 am and what you're seeing is my exhaustion and David's (Ogden Stiers) because we just want to go home."
You never know how many takes the scene you're looking at took beforehand and extras are paid trash as set decoration. One time on McHale's Navy, the only reason Gavin MacLeod was even in a scene was because someone had to obstruct the camera from seeing a building outside the backlot. He was pissy about that kind of thing.
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>>218265529
Which character assassination was more tragic? Post-Wolfe Dukat or movie era Data?
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I don't watch the series, so I can't comment on her acting or personality, but she is pretty
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I don't think the UFP is backed by its own monetary system, it is entirely barter-based. Planets and companies making direct trade deals. Maybe individual planets have their own personal currencies, or use gold-pressed latinum to barter with.
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Every time I come back to this I keep thinking AGAIG could have been a great character study if Brooks hadn't pushed for Nicholson as Melvin Udall and cast someone less manic (and someone not twice Helen Hunt's age). Yeah they took home the Oscars, but dramatic actresses who show nipples and leading men who play a cripple are shoe-ins with the Academy. Fun movie and Kinnear impersonating Nicholson was a treat but it's still a miscast.
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Yes but it's not used internally. UFP citizens can go to planets or stations that Non-UFP citizens frequent and engage in commerce there, but within UFP planets and amongst UFP citizens there is no money used.
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Why would you barter when everything exists in abundance and most material needs can be acquired through the use of a replicator? People don't barter when going to Siskos restaurant they just walk in and eat their meals, it stays open because Grandpa Sisko likes cooking.
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>>218279026
Today I will remind them
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>>218284717
Anon this is how the deaf community acts, they believe themselves to be a fucking ethnic group on the verge of genocide from people who would give them parity with the hearing
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>>218284878
Like you
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Let all of my bones break, I am ready.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilary_(name)
Name your father (you can't)
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Based
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>>218284871
This is why I don't even mind the idea of a TOS remake with modern effects and narrative depth. Nobody is ever taking the OG away from you. Get a bunch of classically trained stage actors. An episodic format with the B or C plot hinting at a bigger story, and a budget to make it work. 12 episode seasons that air every year. But nobody in Hollywood is talented or well intentioned enough to make that happen.