star trek sex with shran

remember when morn was part of the mob that tried to run odo off the station?

Shran Trek Sex with Stars

star wars friendship with thot pran

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>>218286456
>>218286470
no

>>218286453
The Bajorans tried to lynch Morn for collaborating but his neck was too thick and he just swung there dangling for days until the rope broke.

>>218286456
my schizophrenic friend got really into star trek and started rambling about having sex with stars and other celestial bodies for a long time

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I'm just not convinced by this character

What do we think of Warner Bros buying Paramount?

>>218286515
Star Trek meets the Looney Tunes
Nyeeeeeeehhh, what's up Doc?

>>218286515
I don’t care about intellectual properties or who has the rights and haven’t for a long time now. Im not going to watch any media created after 2010 until the day I die anyways

>>218286538
Some things are enjoyable after 2010.

>>218286569
No.

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staw twek

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>>218286515
i dont like it. the only way out of that debt is tax avoidance and thats the only thing kurtzman is good at.

>>218286481
ENT had such a George Bush sort of vibe to it at times. With the Space Marines on board. The Xindi WMD.

>>218286583
I like Edge of Tomorrow.

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>>218286427
I also enjoyed disco O'Brien

>>218286427
>>218284871
This is why I don't even mind the idea of a TOS remake with modern effects and narrative depth. Nobody is ever taking the OG away from you. Get a bunch of classically trained stage actors. An episodic format with the B or C plot hinting at a bigger story, and a budget to make it work. You can even flesh out the side characters like Sulu and Uhura without overshadowing the main three. It also needs12 episode seasons that air every year for relevance. But nobody in Hollywood is talented or well intentioned enough to make that happen.

>Lets remake Citizen Kane, with modern effects and in color.
This is you, this is what you sound like.

>>218286622
I already read the light novel in 2004

What are some misconceptions you had going into Star Trek due to pop cultural osmosis?
>Goatee Spock is evil
>Kirk is a womanizer
>the Borg are the main antagonists of TNG

i know gene didnt want it but i love how everyone hates each other in the first season of ds9

which trekisode is most like the movie the ninth gate?

>>218286647
TOS would be weird with a modern veneer because it would be hard to accept a lot of the padding and dialogue in the scripts if they weren’t accompanied by the equally cheesy camp visuals

>>218286734
>films shouldn't aspire to make great masterworks like Citizen Kane anymore because... uh... i'm retarded and i like slop!
great post

>>218286741
Kirk is a womanizer and the borg are the primary antagonists of TNG. You made this post just so you could do the fat nerd ACHshully meme but unironically think you’re correct and smarter than everyone. Mostly because you crave human connection, which to be fair is the reason all of us are here.

>>218286741
All the talking points about how Star Trek was always progressive and socialist made me think the franchise wouldn’t click with me. But I started with TNG and the characters won me over near instantly.

>>218286832
The problem is modern progressiveness reached the end point they had since the enlightenment (which is the zeitgeist in Star Trek) and didn’t know what to do

>>218287005
sounds like a Klingon quote.

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>>218286537
>what's up Doc?
Can we rock?

Would you guys join Starfleet if you lived in Staw Twek?

I wouldn't. It's too rigid. I'd probably Be a Colony Leader who builds a Colony which is fully based on making the planet a big Holodeck Imagination Center.

>>218287141
Id be in the goon pods gooning

>>218287141
i would be too busy doing interstellar sex tourism

>>218287141
I'd run a lifelong holodeck fantasy larp

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>>218287212
NOW THAT'S CARPETRY

>>218287046
It is

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The Federation President's office in Star Trek VI is just Ten-Forward with drapes

>>218286515
I don't care since I don't watch Nutrek, as long as I can continue streaming Star Trek on paramount plus i'm indifferent

>>218286629
Seriously, what's up with civilian clothing in Star Trek? Too much cross pollination with alien cultures? Everyone wears weird wrap around shirts with v-necks. Do t-shirts and denim not exist?

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Characters who I relate to most in Star Trek:

-Q
-The Traveler
-The Big Face who was watching the Enterprise Suffer.

>>218286829
I, Borg is about the crew's internal conflicts.
The Borg in Descent are the victims of Lore.
That just leaves Q Who and BOTB. It would be more accurate to call Q, the Romulans, House of Duras, or even Cardassians the "main" antagonist if you had to pick one.

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>>218287141
I'd probably Be a Colony Leader who builds a Colony which is fully based on rape

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Characters who I relate to most in Star Trek:

-Middle aged Picard going back in time to give tongue to his female friend

>>218287325
>t.fat millennial woman in nutrek writers room being met with affirming and acknowledging nods

>>218287333
The Traveller would love Roblox and Discord.

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>>218287325
picard always had the best off duty fits

>>218287348
Cardies don't do much in TNG. I'd say TNG has a lot of Klingon politics, or it at least it felt like it anyway. Some of the worst episodes of TNG. Made House of Quark so good when they messed around with the concept.

>>218287386
He pulls it off but he also looks like a gay pirate

>>218287348
The Cardassians are only antagonists because of DS9. Hell one of their first episodes (with Alamo as some other Gul) has them clearly in the right and O’Brien being a bigot. The Ferengi are talked about more in a more adversarial way than them in TNG

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>>218287333
>The Big Face who was watching the Enterprise Suffer.

>>218287360
That wasn't real, it was Q disguising himself as Picard's sexy female cadet mate.

>>218287386
His shirt is my favorite color :3

characters i relate to most in Star Trek:
Quark
that one alien ambassador on VOY who got too drunk and embarrassed himself
the telepathic rapist from TNG

>>218287437
If Q wants to disguise himself as a nubile beauty and please me then I will not deny it. Engage.

>>218287437
Because of Qs omniscience he’s the sexy teenage friend of Picard at all points and times and no points and times if he so chooses

Character I relate to:
McCoy
Data
Odo
Barclay

>>218287471
Barclay was explicitly desired to be a “typical trek fan”

>>218287487
*designed

>>218287487
So sex offender?

Anyone have the Webm of Picard waking up in bed with Q?

>>218287487
I can't tell if that was meant to be an insult since ultimately he ends up being a valued member of the crew and becomes friends with them

Characters who I relate to most in Star Trek:
-Spock
-the new Spock

Characters who I relate to most in Star Trek:
-Star Trek Shran's sex partner

Characters who I relate to most in Star Trek:
-Morn

>>218287418
O’Brien hating Cardies and then accepting a promotion on DS9 would be like an anti-Semite getting a job in Gaza. Who do you think you’re going to run into?

>>218287514
It’s telling us to touch grass and talk to real girls and contribute to society, like evangelion

>>218286812
Why do boardies think this

>>218287551
I only caught 10 minutes of it when my dad was watching it but it seemed more like ENT than the 2009 movie

Characters I relate to:
Riker
That one Bajoran dude who was a negotiator
That one el Aurian dude from that one episode of deep space nine
Tom Paris
Quark when he actually makes a good deal (e.g., schooling the Vulcan on the price of peace in The Maquis, doing financial voodoo in House of Quark)

Characters I relate to:
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It was a fire hazard

>>218287549
>touch grass
Hate this gay Gen Z/Alphoid terminology, whatever happened to "go outside"

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Literally me

>>218287650
Touch grass has been used for at least a dozen years.

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Fire hazards I relate to:
Tuvok's birthday cake
Jadzia's Var'hama candle
The Fire caves on Bajor
Bringloidi distilling in Cargo Bay 2
Whatever was happening here

>>218287664
No, it hasn't.

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Characters I relate to:
Neelix because he is annoying and people on the internet jerk off to his feet

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>>218287690
More people watch Starfleet Academy than jerk off to your feet, girly pop.

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>>218287715
Yeah but I bet my feet has better reviews.

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>>218287728
Based on only review. That's the sole data point.

remember in season one when everyone caught aphasia and rom was a retard who couldnt fix a replicator?

>>218287817
He also was decidedly evil and really wanted to kill Quark and take over the bar.

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the one I relate to is Weyounie

>>218288186
The rare Weyounitarian. The nature of the Combs is one.

modern trek is so bad I don't even have the energy to criticize it anymore

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"Lower Decks! Lower Decks!"

>>218288534
It's like they gathered everyone into a single room that I bulled in school

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>>218288566
You never bullied anyone.

>>218288588
You leave SAM's father alone.

>>218288854
>this reminds me of my fake daughter that I knew for only a few days and whose simulated death apparently now has a more profound impact on me than Jetal's
kwab

Are aliens of the federation fedora too or just the humans?

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>>218288534
>>218288566
A couple years ago someone posted a photo from the NuTrek panel at some convention. The audience was overwhelmingly fat, white, and middle aged. All the proof you need that NuTrek is not resonating with younger and more diverse audiences.

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>>218289140
OH NONONONOONNOONNOONNOONONONON

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>>218289179
>Hijab woman in a post religion society
>Gay couple in the background
>Darmok in the frame as a cheap memberberry
The NuTrek episode of all time

>>218289179
How the fuck do people stomach this shit?

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>>218289179
Can someone explain woke's weird alliance with Islam for me? I thought they had opposite goals

>>218289179
I assume the hijab is to hide her translucent skull right ?

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Lo-waa Deggs! Lo-waa Deggs! Lo-waa Deggs! Yaaaayyy!!!

>>218289340
brown worship

>>218289340
It's a brown people religion so it MUST be good! Never mind them treating their women worse than Ferengi.

>>218289340
It started after 9/11 because rednecks and the Bush government in general were being pretty mean to Arabs. Both sides are merely mirrors of one another so it can only change if conservatives become pro-Islam first

>>218289340
>I thought they had opposite goals
You thought. They didn't. And don't.

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>>218286506
You should be

>>218289393
There was a wave of shows and movies in the early 2000s where the white and black heroes beat up and killed brown people. Ever wonder why the show 24 has almost no cultural nostalgia? The whole thing was Jack Bauer going around pistol whipping Muslims. Now New York has a Muslim mayor.

>>218289393
if conservatives could snap their fingers and make women hide their faces and bodies in public and be publicly stoned to death for pretty much any reason and restrict them from driving and whatever they would.

Islam and Mormonism are eerily alike. Weird how the left loves one and hates the other.

How do they support LBGTQ people and Muslims?

>>218289472
>if conservatives could snap their fingers and make women hide their faces and bodies in public and be publicly stoned to death for pretty much any reason and restrict them from driving and whatever they
I'm a conservative and I think women should wear less, not more. If it were up to me, they would all walk around in bikinis.

>>218289509
Woke exists in opposition to all things Western civilization. It's the fifth column, it doesn't have to make sense.

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>>218289472
Why do I have to choose between this and women counting down until their 18th birthday so they can start an OnlyFans?

>>218289470
Yeah it’s because Bush’s approval rating was like 90% after. People were legitimately considering Japanese style WWII internment for towelheads. So the defense of them became a touchstone of the furthest left opposition, as pointing to the poor wittle Aladdins and generating sympathy was a way to criticize their political opponents without seeming too unpatriotic

>>218289540
you don't have to choose. kill yourself and obsession over women who would never give you the time of day anyway will never trouble you again.

>>218289472
If women could snap their fingers and not ever have to work again and be provided for by their dad or boyfriend in perpetuity they would.

>>218289579
Don't you guys want most women to be stay at home mothers anyway?

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>>218289509
It's like how Starfleet sacrificed Federation citizens so that Cardassians could take their rightful place on the UFP council.

>>218289579
men don't provide anything except murder and rape

>>218289604
>don’t you want a lazy bitch

>>218289613
and art, science, technology, shelter, food, language, entertainment, etc

>>218289656
nah. you provide raping infants to death and then eating their organs.

>>218289666
you love it babe

>>218289666
Coming from those who kill them before they're even born and harvest foreskins for their facial cream

>>218289140
>overwhelmingly fat, white, and middle aged
that's where the money is

>>218289340
and it is painful how, the 'woke' has some great ideas on liberalism and individual freedom but then fudges it up with the Islam inclusion.

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>>218289837
But Kurtzman refuses to follow that money and keeps chasing an audience that does not exist instead. What 18 year old is getting into the franchise through ACK?

>>218289857
We’ve been telling you for years there’s a difference between woke and liberal, retard

>>218289857

The best middle ground is some sort of liberal chillax'd 90s view where as long as your view isn't hurting people, then it can exist in common society. And chillax means, no cancelling. Just calm discourse.

>>218289878
>nonbinary human
How so? Does he take estrogen?

>>218289899
The closest we came to true harmony was when white people started getting passes to say nigga in the mid 2000s

>>218289878
>non binary human
He's Khionian, bitch

I wish you faggots weren't so griftoid outrage brained because we could probably have some fun treating this show as the teen drama slop that it is instead of pretending to be mad about it without even watching it and talking about it anyway

>>218289984
>teen drama
Why would I watch something for 12 year old girls?

>>218289984
The show sucks. At least Riverdale had hot women.

>>218289509
Islam is pro-LGBT rights. Christianity is the only bigoted religion

>>218290003
why would you complain about something for 12 year old girls in /trek/?

>>218290037
Why are people on a website for adults watching shit for 12 year old girls?

>>218290052
i dunno but if everyone who posted nu-slop for any reason got permabanned for being underaged I would support it

>>218290026
WTH I love Christianity now !!

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>you cant be non bianary and gay, dumbass

>>218290052
You don't like Sailor Moon...?

>>218290133
You can be but you have to date other non binaries

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>>218290133
Alexander, BEE reasonable!

>religion is dead
>dumbass red shirt humans are expendable
Gee what an uplifting premise

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>>218287333
im this nigga, everybody hates him and through no fault of his own, he gets ganked for his sins

>>218290659
It's ironic that every alien species more advanced still has some sort of religion.

>>218290742
>Bajorans
>more advanced

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>>218289984
I can't stand the dialogue. It's like seeing Frodo or Luke Skywalker talk like "Ayo f*m dis shit bussin for real". just wrong on every level.

>>218290945
It's funny someone brought up the retarded millennialspeak in nutrek and the fine folks over at plebbit had a meltdown because they felt called out

Ah yes bussin. The word of the millennial generation.

>>218289984
The “grifter” meme is unironically a grift to get you to support the poor billion dollar company’s projects

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>>218288566
>>218288740
>>218289140
I'm serious. There are nerds and there are nerds.

Some people are nerds because they're intelligent and have forceful personalities that lead them to like something other than mumble rap and whatever slop is popular when they're growing up. These are the "leaders" of the nerd cliques.
Meanwhile, the average Lower Decks fan is the type of nerd that is just a nerd because they don't like to shower and they can't get along with anyone socially. They've been outcast by every group because they're autistic and unpleasant. These are the types of nerds that are at the bottom of the nerd pecking order. The leftovers, the redditors.

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>>218289340
this wouldnt bother me if there was a character who was taking like christianity seriously and praying. they put more effort into making sure the muslim women are covered and also get put next to other fake space religions like the bajorans. remember kids: only what we the writers like makes it into the show and we are taking saudi money

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>>218291322
Wasn’t this image some sci-fi/nutrek convention thing

>>218291322
Well said, Weyoun.

>>218291332
Would a Muslim allow themselves to be teleported?

>>218291096
I understand wanting to create relatable characters who speak like young people. But that's how you date a show horribly. Chekov never said 'groovy' or 'far out' to appeal to kids in the late 60's. Wesley and Jake also avoided contemporary slang. And the dialogue is one of the best aged things about 20th century Trek.

>>218291349
Tag yourself. I'm Conehead.

>>218291288
To be fair, there is quite a bit of truth to it. Not everyone who hates SA is a grifter/grifted, but every culture warrior wants a piece of that outrage pie.

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>we've got to save the whales jim

>>218291426
For it to be a grift they’d have to actually think SA is good. The grifters are the journalists, actors and PR saying it’s good knowing it’s bad

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I don't even hate new Trek. I just don't care and I am tired of things being made by a boardroom instead of one person with an idea and a concise vision. People want something to pad out a streaming service and appeal to X demographic nobody has an actual story they want to tell.

>>218291461
Journos have to give it a good review or they stop getting advanced screenings for other projects by the studio. IGN gives every ACK episode 7 or 8 out of ten because they want more Paramount screeners.

>>218291389
>so fucking cool
>pro tip
>so hench
ban women from the writers room please i beg of them

>>218291495
The kurtzman regime is heinous but it only takes one good showrunner to fix things. All hope is not lost.

Eventually they'll have to pay someone like Ron Moore a lot of money to save the franchise.

>>218291495
Just post your pussy already

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what would you do with a klon peag?

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>what happened in season 4 to make the women leave

>>218291892
Jeri Taylor leaving caused the quality to drop somewhat

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>>218291495
I swing heavily between
>who cares it's over anyways and nobody likes this new stuff anyways
and
>wow its bad, its irreparable, they have just fucked the entire franchise and this is all technically canon and there is no coming back from this

>>218292328
She wasn't always the best of the 90s writers but Voyager was her baby and she did help keep the continuity tighter and characterization more consistent.

>>218289509
Only the heavily secularized "Muslims" still exist. The ones that eat bacon and have they/them pronouns.

Has anyone ever added up all the times they say they shaved off months/years from their voyage on Voyager? I feel like they might’ve surpassed the 70 year number.

>>218287429
Nagollum

>>218292355
Such a kino shot. Does anybody have the image of Kirk trying to make a decision with half his face in light and half in shadow? TV used to trust the audience to follow visual cues like that.

>>218292376
some have tried but its impossible because they spend weeks flying in circles or studying random anomolies.

>>218287284
things learned today: 1

>>218292798
drapes... very powerful

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>>218292610
This one?

Mary Wiseman: the new Piggy
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Piggy

Is the new Voyager game worth playing

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>>218293118
It's okay. I liked recruiting Kanut the Kazon Dude.

>>218293146
Meh I guess I'll get Diablo II instead.

>>218293146
Can you recruit Kazon Nog?

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>>218290680
They never did resolve this plot. What if it turns out all of starfleet was infiltrated and that's why all the new shows are retarded?
Paramount should use this as a way to retcon all that shit with in-universe lore.
Don't even waste time trying to make it logical. Just say it's what fucking happened and move on with a new series
Also bring back jellicoe

>>218293286
No, but you can recruit the Doctor's Videan gf, and that Romulan dude from the past. I think you can keep Seska too but she died in my playthrough.

>>218293370
>Romulan dude from the past.
I felt for him.

Hell yeah DS9 just started at episode one on H&I
DS9 has the best first season of any Star Trek.

I love that shot in the DS9 pilot when Sisko's escape pod launches.

>>218293403
>DS9 has the best first season of any Star Trek
I shudder to say this but I think I like ENT's more

>>218293336
It's been a long time since I have watched ENT, who are the MACOs and why were they even on the NX-01 again? Were they just Starfleet special forces deployed because of the Xindi war shit? I can't remember

>>218293438
Literal space marines.

>>218293342
>They never did resolve this plot.
I heard that they considered doing so for Picard S3; it would have made more sense than what they went with, too. STO, albeit non-canon, also features them.

>>218293436
I'll be honest that intro is an ear worm and it's weird how you can go from hating something to singing it a few episodes later.

>>218290680
>>218293342
Turns out it was just some trill

They are literally so asympathetic to Riker’s teleporter clone. It’s like one of the most psychologically horrifying things I could imagine and everyone is pretty meh and ambivalent (even Riker himself)

I guess that’s better than the realistic panic attack oh my feelings writing that would happen today but it’s still kinda uncomfortable.

Crazy that Nog goes from an accomplice to attempted murder to a Starfleet candidate

>>218293572
the tng crew are assholes, they made that obvious when loser picard visited them

>>218293572
>They are literally so asympathetic to Riker’s teleporter clone.
Did you watch the episode where Riker murders all the clones of himself and of other people? For people that seek out new life it's very jarring.

>>218293578
They always did make good soldiers. That naming was kind of on the nose

>>218293572
>hey Deanna I’ve been stranded for 8 years thinking about you and I’ve finally won you back can you please come with me to my new post that Captain Picard pulled strings to get me?
>idk Will.. the guy who stole your life said something similar to me.. and I like the enterprise yk? :3

>>218293605
Then DS9 has a man arrested for murder for doing the same thing, while another clone of himself is casually sent planetside to live his own life.

>>218293679
I love watching this first episode of DS9 because it's the rare time you get to see Kira and Sisko interact before he becomes the prophet.

>>218293605
his genetic material his choice chud

>>218289472
I'd rather hogtie them and force pleasure them with power tools until they pass out... but then I'm Japanese.

>>218289179
I thought that was supposed to be Bortus

>episode where the Voyager copies find out that they're dying and desperately try to get back to the goo planet only to fall apart at the last second, going entirely unnoticed by the real Voyager passing by

>>218293996
>Goo voyager was more successful at finding shortcuts home than real voyager

>>218293342
my homie ronny cox is so cool

>>218294011
Everything seemed to be going great on that ship until they all started melting.

>>218288588
Does he have a bad drug habit or student debt?

>>218293749
Kira's haircut is extremely cute too. I think they're still using the older Y shaped Bajoran ridges in the first episode too but it's hard to tell.

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Character I relate to most is Mr. Homn

>>218287325
>Seriously, what's up with civilian clothing in Star Trek? Too much cross pollination with alien cultures? Everyone wears weird wrap around shirts with v-necks. Do t-shirts and denim not exist?

The Producers wanted clothing that characters could still easily wear, but look slightly different enough that it didn't look like normal human clothes that anyone could buy.

>>218294207
homm is so based

>>218286618
>We need to send a ragtag team of mari--starfleet officers deep into the dese--expanse to hunt down the terr--xindi and destroy their WM--death star.

>>218286832
space communism is based tho

>>218294207
The ferengi paid him off to let them kidnap Lwaxana and Deanna.

>>218286741
Not reallu osmosis but my first introduction to Trek was the TNG episode where Data starts hallucinating and tries to butcher Troi. It deeply disturbed me as a little kid for a while I thought Data was supposed to be a villain.

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they walk among us

>>218287141
I'd try but I wouldn't make the cut, unless it's like NuTrek Starfleet in which I'd be fast tracked to Admiralty only to have my career scuttled because I said Gamer Word to a gay Klangon.

>>218287141
I have had actual dreams where I'm a clueless baffoon on the Voyager bridge and just freeze up while Janeway yells at me, so no.

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I don't relate to anyone real or fictitious

>>218294468
are you a sociopath? What's wrong with your mirror neurons

>>218293403
>>218293407
I would seriously argue that Voyager had the best overall Trek pilot, but the sequence in Emissary where Sisko tries to teach the prophets about time and exploration while confronting his trauma is maybe the peak of the franchise. We didn't deserve Michael Piller.

>>218293336
Hot

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>>218294435
I had a dream where BF was pitching woo at me and I was oblivious but my wife wasn't and when she told me I stopped being BF's drinking buddy. Dreams are bullshit. Don't have them. she was a good platonic drinking buddy because we could bant about trek and she was one of the boys

>>218294011
Even when they find out they're fake doubles and destined to melt away, Janeway STILL insists on soldiering on to Earth at all costs, and the crew still goes along with it. I would've mutinied at that point.

>>218294486
What am I supposed to even relate to?

>>218293438
MACOS are space marines, like others mention. They're on the NX-01 because the crew of the Enterprise have basically no combat training and, yes, they were deployed because of the Xindi War. Archer asked for them because he had a rare moment of lucidity from his CTE.

>>218294553
I don't mean to be glib, but if it isn't intuitive to you, yes, you're broken. Consider a job as a tollbooth operator or a data analyst.

>>218294580
Oh are you sad? Wow I relate to that
Oh are you hungry? Wow I relate to that
Oh did you have a hard time? Wow I relate that
Is this supposed to be deep or something

>>218294600
who would you feel if you didn't have breakfast?

>>218294655
I would feel your mom

>>218294666
ok satan

>Starfleet Order 2005 is to self destruct
>Enterprise ended in 2005

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>>218294468
was it always like that or did you lose something along the way?
you have to learn to pretend you relate to their treks and remember to force yourself to smile
accepting no one else cares about anything and just skirting by with quick superficial chit chat makes it easier
permanent green ranger mode, you're in you're out, no commitments, no attachments, no deep talks about gay shit like feelings

>>218294468
Has there ever been a time in your life where you saw someone go through a similar event you've experienced before, then they react similarly to how you reacted? That's all it means to relate to someone.

>>218286647
Only acceptable TOS "remake" would be a full manga adaption with some creative liberties. And then an anime adaption of that.

>>218294848
I get along with people just fine

>>218294929
When you relate to a character they are literally you right

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>>218294600
>>218294655
A sociopath detected
I've read Blindsight so I know there's value in your kind but only under a tight leash

>>218295218
i'm >>218294655
my brother is literally a diagnozed sociopath also mildly schizophrenic, its extremely disturbing being around him for any length of time, he's been in and out of prison his entire life this guy >>218294600
if he's being honest, reminds me of him, my brother is on heavy medication now its the only way to manage him

>>218295282
so it's genetic then

>>218295319
yes actually my grandmother was schizophrenic, it thankfully skipped a generation my mother was mentally sound my brother though, shame it took so long to get him properly diagnosed, the damage he caused before he was though, everyone is still recovering from it

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>playing STO
>this happens
kek'd

>>218286427
Freedom is a turn off for you!
Move your dead bones bones bones

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>>218295501
Shes been ozempic'd btw.

>>218296410
What killed the fat positivity movement?

>>218296410
Too bad her SA episode was filmed before then

>>218296419
Effective weight loss drugs.

>>218296410
Not my MOST reluctant would, but its up there. I wonder if she's got a seam up her sides now from the skin removal, like a plastic doll.

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>>218296455
Not everyone can admire skilled craftsmanship.

https://youtu.be/0J3vgcE5i2o?si=DuejyxyybxOeeqAE

>>218296410
>january 6th
>from hambeast to tradwife

what did she mean by this?

>>218289140
that is your standard convention audience

>>218289340
>what do you mean you dont support Israels occupation and endless wars?!
>why does woke align with islam!? make it make sense!

>>218296737
There's no reason for faggots to align with people who will stone them. I think that's pretty obvious regardless of what you feel about the kikes.

>>218296737
>>218296771
It's retarded "enemy of my enemy" bullshit. The fact that the Abrahamic religions disagree with each other doesn't change the fact that they all their holy books criticize homosexuality

>>218296410
Is this why the Producers removed her from Star Trek Academy?

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>>218286427
is there any sort of fan made compilation of all of Garak's episodes/scenes?

i'm only interested in him and not the other retards. The Ferengi guy is kinda cool too.

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>>218286427
>The only logical course of action... would be to get our groove on.

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Let's settle this.

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>>218297112

>>218297011
Most religions do in some conceptual way. Since they universally disencourage feminine behavior in men

>>218297335
She was so retarded for a Vulcan i love her

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>>218289472
>women should have rights
Lol.
>>218297523
if she down i'm down. i think sex with a vulcan would be the most amazing thing ever, trying to elicit an emotional response would be the mount Everest peak of sexual achievement.

i'm just now watching Deep Space 9 for the first time ever, 11:47 seconds into Episode 1, is this a good guide to follow? i'm really just here for Garak, i really don't care to listen to women or a nigger speak but i'll sit through it just because it's something to have on and i enjoyed The Next Generation to degrees growing up.

Nemesis was my favorite Trek media by far if that's something to go off what i will enjoy.

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>>218297593
>Nemesis was my favorite Trek media by far

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>>218297673
i'm a Star Trek newb, no bully, bitch.

Also why does nigger man hate Picard? Was it because he was a Borg and killed his daughter or something?

>>218297593
>using a guide to watch a tv show
woman or nigger behaviour

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>>218297730
>nooooooo you can't just skip filler and awful episodes where they go down to some planet and talk to monkeys

>>218297804
I wasn't able to when it was broadcast, why should you?

>>218297804
Every episode of television is a filler episode

>>218297821
Because it's the future, baby!
>>218297824
Alright so skip all episodes and just rewatch Nemesis, got it. Good looking out anon!

>>218297712
It is described very clearly in that episode you just watched

>>218297858
Hating a man for something that was out of their control seems most illogical. Future niggers are just like our niggers?

>>218297866
It's not illogical at all, the insanity defense is still employed in the justice system to this day.
If your wife's killer was determined to be mental impaired would you hate your wife's killer any less?

>>218297925
Picard wasn't insane, he was taken over as a Borg, which means he basically became a robot, he didn't just have a bad day.

Maybe i'm just a Star Trek newb but i think saying "oh those Borg, they're just crazy that's all" is pretty fucking far off in describing them.

>>218286537
Dammit, Bugs, I'm not a doc, I'm a duck

>>218286618
Also Archer looked like GW somehow. Also he seemed a bit confused all the time, like GW.

>>218297952
You are not intellectually prepared for Star Trek, which is quite the indictment.
Go watch stranger things or something

>>218297848
>Because it's the future, baby!
Contrary to its portrayal on Star Trek, the future sucks ass.

>>218297925
That’s wholly different because insanity defenses are mostly bullshit. But if someone was being controlled by the Ratatouille rat and killed my wife I’d be mad at the rat not him.

The only acceptable episode to skip is Shades of Gray.

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>>218297989
Actually i am basically the most intellectually prepared person ever, and i know this because my opinion is right once again; Picard did nothing wrong and the nigger is just being an emotional monkey that can into logical things and stuff.

So there.

>>218298011
Yeah but you can enjoy ass suckage more conveniently now, isn't that wonderful? Plus we now get to speedrun watching the Garak show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1soc5n2bcSE

>>218297593
Where is one for TNG?

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>>218298155
i remember seeing one, must be on one of my older hard drives in my attic. Maybe if >>218297925 wasn't being such an emotional ape he could find it for us.

>>218298088
an idiot then, some retarded /a/ fag, got it

>>218298179
Calm down.

>>218298206
get fucked ensign

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>>218298061
These are the voyages

The warmth of carpet sooths the fretted anon.

>>218298061
true

>>218287325
Jake's wardrobe should be studied

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>>218298371

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>>218298155
Found this very fucking shitty version with jewgle.

>>218297866
It's natural to hate someone who killed your wife. Humans aren't so robotic that we can easily separate the fact that the murderer was mind controlled. Every time you'd look at the man you'd look at the face of your wife's killer.

>>218298421
humans with triple digit IQs in the 24th century should be able to. It’s like getting mad over something someone did to you in a dream you had.

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>Skipping episodes
Shame on you

>>218298437
I watch everything I can on the first go, to form my own opinion.
After that I rewatch whatever I remember enjoying most. Sometimes if I don't remember an episode that well, I'll watch it to see if it grips me this time.

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>>218298171
Ahem. See >>218298421 image designed for dumb heads like yourself with incorrect and illogical opinions.

>>218298437
Look i'm not interested in the fantasy of aliens allowing us to put sub-Saharan Africans in space unleashing our parasites onto the universe. i just want to watch the Garak show.

>>218298434
Except your wife didn't die in your dream, she died in real life and the (mind controlled) person that killed her faced no real consequences for it. Every time you'd look at the person who killed your wife afterwards you'd see the murderer who got away relatively scot free.

>>218298521
The Borg didn’t get away scot free. Every time I’d look at Picard I’d think of how the Borg hurt us both.

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>>218298521
>GROUNDS!
How very, very illogical of you.

>>218298532
That's an admirable position to have, but I don't think most people could have it in practice. You'd be full of what ifs and blame him. It's worth remembering that the people mourning their dead loved ones most likely also wouldn't get the full picture of what happened.

>>218298609
Well I’m white so maybe I just don’t understand not being able to visualize apples.