first for my wife sansa

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>>218288851
>Smirkfu edition

I love Marge. She knew exactly what she wanted and wasn't afraid to do anything to get it.

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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair.
The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!
The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.
From here! To there!
Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!
The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!
The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.
The bear! The bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!
He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!
Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
A bear! A bear!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!
Lifted her high into the air!
The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!
A bear, a bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,
But he licked the honey from her hair.
Her hair! Her hair!
He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!
And off they went, from here to there,
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair

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He's literally me

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Tick-tock lizards.

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....semoc eH

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"And who are you?" The proud Lord said
"That I must bow so low"
Only a cat of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
In a coat of gold or a coat of red
A lion still has claws
Mine are long and sharp, my lord
As long and sharp as yours
And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That Lord of Castamere
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said
"That I must bow so low"
Only a cat of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That Lord of Castamere
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear
And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That Lord of Castamere
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear
and so he spoke
(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere
(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall
(And not a soul to hear)
And not a soul to hear

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>>218288917
Dirty mob of vermin, you deserved the Shivers

>>218288851
>And the gods don't favour a fraud.
How do you respond without sounding mad?

impregnate brienne of tarth

>>218288917
How will the show fuck this up

>>218288965
By not doing it

>>218288965
by framing it as a tragic event

>>218288856
he died you can cope all you want but he lost his life and he fought for a true cause, duncan, while lyonell fought for his own thrills

I keep seeing that clip of Dunk cooking eggs and chicken before smashing them into a sandwich for Egg and it makes me hungry every time

>>218288965
It's impossible NOT to fuck it up
How the HELL do paesants manage to kill dragons without siege equipment like trebuches or scorpions

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>risks life to defend you in a trial of 7
>rewards him by not revealing that he’s marrying a manipulative whore

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The biggest plot hole in the book is how Arya didn't get raped once in Riverlands. How come all other women and girls get raped but she doesn't?

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>>218289005
>egg is cooked
Ira can't stop foreshadowing Summerhall

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>>218288851
I've got to hand it to her. Her smirk game is absolutely flawless.

>>218289029
Because Arya is the favourite character of Gurm's wife

>>218289034
If I was Tommen I would have creamed my shota pants 10 times

>>218289029
Because she looks like a boy
Boys don't get raped in the riverlands, they get raped in King's Landing by the High Septon

>>218288851
>>218289034
my favorite clip of her is when she gets kissed by that girl on redcarpet and she instinctively goes for more but only for <1sec before realizing what happened.

>>218289029
All the rapists went after Pretty Pia and ignored boyish 9yo girl.

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>>218289029
>The biggest plot hole in the book is how Arya didn't get raped once
I need to rename this file as 'Arya In Braavos'

>>218289004
Fuck that, and fuck you.

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What time is the episode tonight?

>>218289109
5 hours

>>218289100
she's the one in the wrong tho. she's stealing jobs from ordinary people and avoiding tax.

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>>218289109
Search the seven Hells for your answer, you dumb cunt

>>218289131
You sound like the kind of bitch that calls House Dalt on kids running lemonade stands

>claim shield is stronger than before
>breaks in half immediately

that fucking armorer was in on it

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>>218289109
There are no more episodes, your grace...

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IN THE NAME OF THE SEVEN WHITE CLOAK PIECE OF SHIT DIE

>>218289131
>she's the one in the wrong tho
>she's avoiding tax
I don't get this contraddictory statement anon

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>>218289133

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>>218289162
So GET MORE

>>218289064
And that going to stop them? There were few girls and a lot of men. Someone would rape Arya when they couldn’t rape better

>>218289222
Truth trips, she should have pleasured a dozen cocks with her every hole

>>218289029
GRRM loves her too much

>>218289222
preach, tomboy arya is getting gangbanged by a dozen bandits on sight

>>218289222
They all thought that Arya was literally a boy, not just a boyish looking girl. Soldiers aren't just gonna start raping little boys because they feel like it

>>218289029
This is one of the dumbest posts I've ever read. The fact that her POV doesn't recount her getting raped is not evidence that she didn't get raped. It's only evidence that she got raped so many times that it's routine and not worth thinking about. Also, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>218289304
>Soldiers aren't just gonna start raping little boys because they feel like it
I love your innocence, buddy.

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>>218289304
>Soldiers aren't just gonna start raping little boys because they feel like it

>>218289031
I'm hungry again

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>>218289075
This?

>>218289355
Get a tree point hanger Dunk! You're big and stewpid.

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>>218289217
ive brought more episodes milord, the merchant told me it's just as good as the other stuff!

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>>218289217
There's an hour of commentary per episode with the fat fuck.

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Reminder that Rhaenyra and Baelor are the same. If you disagree, you're just an incel greenie or a seething book purist.

>>218289355
Is that chicken or the salted beef they keep talking about?

>>218289433
It looks like pork

>>218289304
No, when getting Arya to Harrenhall they already knew she was a girl, they just decided to not rape her

>>218289426
By what measure of comparison?

>>218288851
mournful tits

>>218289400
He's not writing anything is he

>>218289462
The official HBO account posted it, so it's obviously true. How is it not true?

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>>218289304
>Soldiers aren't just gonna start raping little boys because they feel like it

>>218289426
How do they play a female so well?

>>218289483
he finished writing it years ago
Grr is waiting for the money to run dry

>>218289503
Answer the question

>>218289355
It's bacon in the book, so pork

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>pov: you are old nan and a young man just came out of the Winterfall baths

>>218289426
Baelor wouldn't have taken Rhaenyra's side or Aegon's

>>218289503
Social media manager is not a real role for real people, they probably made this during the 30 minutes of "work" they do a day and then played ping pong and ate a salad

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>>218289400
Is that different to the podcast on youtube with the two disinterested californians?

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>>218289034
No wonder he killed himself when she died

>>218289557
>young nan*

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>>218289304
>Soldiers aren't just gonna start raping little boys because they feel like it

>>218288851
I miss them so much, /tv/. I hate that you and the others ruined it for the rest of us..

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>>218289632
>>218289700

I think grum realized that he moved timeframe to slow and female characters didn’t age up in time for all consensual sex he planned without other party being labelled as pedo. Should’ve written realistic army movements not Stannis teleporting to the wall in few months from Dragonstone

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>>218289729

>>218289034
>tfw no older noblewoman who wants to suck my cock for political purposes

>>218289031
Those were ostrich eggs, right? The yokes are too big for goose. Unless I'm getting fucked by the ones at the market that come in sometimes.

>>218289775
It doesn't take years to get by ship from dragonstone to the north duh
But yes, in winds he should juggle small timeskips

>>218289775
he prolly doesn't care about the consensual age sex part

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>>218289818
No, those are bigger

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>>218289818

So who was this King Orys I that Tywin knew so much about?

>>218289819
dont know why hes so anal about timeskips now
in the first book jon spends like 6 months on the wall
they tell you shit like
>yeah after some time dany got used to her new life
>yeah sam became a little more confident as time went on

>>218289852
So they were emu eggs then.
>>218289853
Didn't he buy goose eggs? Either way, too small.

>>218289873
No, they were goose eggs, emu and ostrich are bigger than the ones in the show

>>218289859
he was just saying shit

>>218289064
Isn’t there a tale one of Clegane’s men recalls about an innkeep trying to disguise his daughter as a boy but it didn’t work because he was planning on raping the boy anyway? If not, I need to explore why my mind has crafted this memory.

>>218289908
You made that up

>>218289832
If Arya gets wedded and bedded she’s better be at least 13

>>218289908
>>218289924
There is a tale of Clegane raping a girl in a tavern, and arya hears it while dressed as a boy from one of his men, so you probably mixed the two things up

If the Targs knew they were going to a tourney where they naturally risk injury, why not bring their maester brother with them?

>>218289932
yup ripe consentual legal age in Westeros

>>218289976
Aemon is not a master yet, he's in training, and when he becomes a maester its the citadel who will decide where to send him

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>>218288851
>3:50 marathon time is considered impressive
the absolute state of women

>>218289976
Nephew. He's like... 20? I think? I can't remember. Either way, he's still in Oldtown being a nerd.

>>218289557
>d'ya like dags, egg?

>>218289775
The problem is he set the characters up to be the right age after a 5 year time skip, which he promptly gave up on. So the only real solution at this point is for everyone to ignore the current canon ages and then release revised editions of the whole series with the ages modified to be less retarded.

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Valyrian Steely Pate’s helm could have saved Baelor

>>218289976
he's still at the citadel being trained. he's only like 13 at the time of the hedge knight.

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>

>>218289729
Being king sounds fun as fuck, even if you were suicidal, as king there's a shit ton of tomfoolery you could get up to before ending it all

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>>218289557
>Young Lord Bran, have I ever told you of Duncan the tall? he was hedge knight who rose to become lord commander of the Kingsguard under Aegon the v or "egg"
>He is well know by many, but what they don't tell you is the time he came to Winterfell and laid me in the baths
>Let me tell you he fucked like he fought, a bit awkward but with strength and conviction, like a true knight
>Nan, can you tell me about the others or the Nights King?
>In due time dear child, I have at least five hours of plowing to recount, oh don't look at me like that, I would tell this story to your grandfather, father, uncles, and aunt. your brothers and sisters as well, even Jon has heard it
>and he was a good knight

>>218290018
His fucking shield didn't do shit for Dunk

Does Egg ever actually get a clout in the ear? I imagine Dunk might give him one in season 2 once he finds out he lied to him again about Maekar giving him permission to go with him

>>218290050
>survive one trial by combat for hitting a prince
>hit another prince
Dunk is a retard

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>What it’s all about? I mean, what do you tell yourself? What justification makes it okay? “Mother loved Baelor best so he deserves a mace to the head?” I misled Beesbury too often? Arrived too late at Redgrass? All of the above?

>Baelor’s daddy helped him get to the top, but you had to struggle. “Baelor gets so much, and I get so little, let’s take him down a peg?” What allows you to do this to me, Maekar? Because this isn’t just a prank. No. This goes beyond knocking your older brother a peg or two. This took strength. Coordination. I mean, how many strikes? Or was it swings? It couldn’t have been easy. So tell me why? Why go through this elaborate Trial just to dent my helmet?

>Yeah, sure. The Ashford incident? House Targaryen's fame will rise, absolutely. Even though we humiliated ourselves. And my subjects and councilors will whisper that Baelor Targaryen's a fraud... you’re right. I’ve worked my way through worse. Aegon IV. The Blackfyres. My nephews trying to castrate each other.

>Oh yeah. Your son Aerion's been trying to cut Aegon's manhood off for the better part of a year. Ah, just one more thing good ol’ Baelor has to fix. But, yes, I will fix it. And I will take off my helmet and be okay. But you, Maekar? Far from it. Your children, brother, are soulless. Your son Daeron, your wife knew it, he was born that way. But Aerion? One of the most promising warriors I've ever seen... and this is the life you chose for him.

>You and your sons are perfect for each other. You have a piece missing. I – I thought Aerion was like that because the gods flipped a coin, but now it’s – it’s so clear. Screw the madness, he tortures peasants for fun. And you get off on it. You’re – you’re like... Patchface and Moon Boy. Two sociopaths. No, you know it’s true – you just don’t have the guts to admit it. I’m going to make it clear to everyone, because I’m going to dedicate my life to making sure y--

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We could have had the boys just have fun and a SoL show but the incestuous Lannister creatures HAD to muck it ALL up.

>>218289557
no wonder Aerion lost, he must have been hard the whole time while fighting Dunk

>>218290048
That was Steely Pates shield

>>218290101
Madden looks much better with a beard, he looked kinda weird clean shaven in season 1

>>218289981
It’s bizarre that people harp on Rhaegar kidnapping 15 yo Lyanna. She was almost an old hag. I blame her parents for waiting so long with finding her a husband

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>>218289020
Red is a kindred soul to Dunk

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>>218290120
Aerion just needed correction

>>218290050
I don’t think on page that I can recall but I think its certain he whacks Egg a few times its basically part of Dunk’s job in that world unless they use the mule as a whipping boy or something

>>218289020
He's happy, why deprive him of that?

>>218289969
That’ll be it. Tried searching through the PDFs of the books to find something along those lines with no success. I did stumble across the introduction of Franklyn Flowers, though, the brown apple bastard of Fossoway.

>>218290153
Better a hurtful truth than a comforting lie

>>218290172
>Better a hurtful truth than a comforting lie
Why exactly?

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>>218289307
fucking love this art style

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>>218290101
>a show that's just "Ha Ha, You Clowns" with Jon, Rob, and Theon with Ned being Dad
I would watch it

>>218290177
You're not a man if you have to ask a question like this. Imagine you knew your friend's gf/wife cheated on him and you kept quiet to not hurt him

>>218290177
Because when you do not align your perception with reality you will be blindsighted when reality catches up with you. In this case he will probably get a bunch of STDs, his wife will cheat on him, has no noble education and her loose morals will make her a bad mother.
You must be as thick as a castle wall.

>>218290138
Aerys...

Maegor Brightflame is Azor Ahai

>>218290153
Imagine your best friend risking your life for you, and you let a random whore commit paternity fraud against him just because you're afraid of the emotional fallout of exposing her fraud. You are a woman or have the soul of one if you don't understand why this is not the behavior of a friend.

>>218290200
There's no evidence she's cheated on him since they got together after the trial

>>218290169
It's in ACoK Arya chapter. Innkeeper complained to Gregor that his men are groping his daughter and said she's not a whore. Gregor raped her, gave the man a coin and said 'lmao now she is'.

>>218290212
He is thicker than Dorna Swyft

>>218290212
>In this case he will probably get a bunch of STDs, his wife will cheat on him, has no noble education and her loose morals will make her a bad mother.
No evidence for any of this

>>218290268
>no evidence that a whore has STD and loose morals
Lmao.

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>>218290172
the entire story of the hedge knight is about the 2 main characters lying to get what they want, and how it works out for both of them in the end.

>>218290231
I was just using a hypothetical as an example

Stannis would have told Raymun the truth

>>218290248
Based Clegane

>>218290268
The evidence is that she is a camp prostitute and a con woman. You must either be a woman or retarded to not understand this.

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>>218290299
>and a con woman

>>218290295
stannis would have burned egg to win the trial

>>218290018
>Upgrades your shield
>It snaps like kindling
What did he mean by this?

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>>218290101
hot young studs

>>218290305
Based Stannis.

>>218290268
nigga she is one of the whores being passed around by noblemen during a public event, do you think they wear condoms or some shit? are you really this naive or retarded or underage? fun fact: Daeron, son of Maekar, dies a pathetic death later on because he catches a deadly disease by having sex with a diseased whore and dying afterwards

>>218290304
She claims to be pregnant with his child within a few days of meeting him as con to make him marry her.
It's not a particularly intelligent con, but a con nonetheless.

>>218289363
no the other time that happened

>>218290305
Egg gets cooked huh

>>218290344
He wanted to marry her though, so its not a con

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>>218290356
Holy retard.
Enjoy your strong boys.

>>218290048
>>218290315
he upgraded the rim, he mentioned the shield was old and rotting though, also the shield did save dunk's life if you watch it closely

>>218290356
because she told him he got her with child
are you being intentionally dense?

>>218290304
>pretends to be a noblewoman
>pretends to be pregnant with his child
>pretends to love him
Just stop posting honestly. Go to bed.

>>218290356
Under false pretenses

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>>218290379
>pretends to be a noblewoman
>pretends to love him
You have no evidence for these two

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>>218288851
>smirkfu
Most depressing tits reveal ever

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>It's only for life
I'm fucking RETARDED, how did I never pick up on the obvious thing: Jaime is seething because he took a vow for life as a teen and projecting onto Jon who is about to do the same

>>218290396
It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>218290396
Jaime didn't actually abide by his oath though. He took a vow of chastity and then spent 20 years fucking his sister

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>>218290367

>>218290394
Watch the Tudors if you want plumper, firmer Dormer tits. She lost a lot of weight in between those two shows and her boobs suffered the worst of it.

>>218290390
See >>218290299
And she obviously humored him during the bee scene. She only cares for his new title and wealth. It was played for laughs.

>>218290394
>threw away his kingdom for those feet

I am Targaryen.

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>Autism be struck upon ye!
>BEHOLD!

>>218290396
Jaime embraced his "I'll be a vain asshole, that means I'm not seething about how much people judge me" persona too much so he's not forthright enough with Jon. But yeah that was his way of trying to warn Jon that it's not as glamorous as it sounds.

>>218290424
It was a fair exchange

>>218290396
I wonder if he’s also annoyed its the honorable Ned stark shunting his bastard off to a life of either celebacy or even assrape

>>218290374
But why though? Steel or iron was much more expensive than wood in those days. Better to replace the wood, especially since he knew he was using it for a joust.

>Bran climbs tower
>peeks through window
>Jaime and Cersei see him
>he sees them
>something causes him to gtfo immediately and scuttles back down
>what the fuck do we do?
>go to the bottom
>what?
>you have to catch the brat or he will tell someone
>and me waiting for him to get down there and snatching him up in broad daylight won't cause suspicion?
>just do it Jaime
>but I...
>what?
>I haven't finished finished
>oh for fuck sa-
>MUM DAD THE QUEEN AND KINGSLAYER WERE WRESTLING IN THE OLD TOWER HOW COME THEY CAN DO THAT AND I CANT

>>218290411
Based Jaime living up to his nickname

>>218290411
Yeah, but she's his twin so it's basically masturbation.

>>218290436
This. It's Jaime's version of being nice. He's just unable to give advice to anyone without sounding condescending.

>>218290434
Not even the most schizo GoT map.

So they changed the Egg permission thing to have more material on screen, right?

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>fraud of the morning
>bystander selmy
>backstabber stark
>sisterfucker
>ser duncan the rescued by raymun 3x
the true GOAT is the Dragonknight

>>218290101
i like early 2010s sets a lot more than modern sets. you can tell instantly when its an old basic ass film set vs. 100 gorillion dollar cgi optimized light room consisting of a single wall and maybe 1-2 practical props and its literally more immersive for some reason even though i can tell its a set.

and the problem wtih hotd in particular is they obv built an expensive multi million dollar set and ran out of budget to do location shooting or build other sets, so like the entire sea snake location is just the 3 walls and the cgi boat. just super unimmersive compared to some dudes running around in a forest in early GoT

>>218290514
Yes, there'll be a persistent b plot in king's landing where they're trying to find them

>>218290515
Darkstar solos.

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>>218290434
The truth

>>218290515
More like Aemon the Dragoncuck
>Got the job because he's a Targshit rather than skill
>Conveniently doesn't follow his King into death during a ambush literally failing his one and only job
>Captured and humiliated by the Dornish
>Has to be saved by fucking Baelor of all people
Legendary knight my ass

>>218290515
>bystander selmy
legendary slander name

>>218290455
It's STEELY pate, mate, not woody pate.

>>218290538
Maekar-Bloodraven buddy cop kino incoming.

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>>218288851
TAOOBA!

>>218290574
>Fucks the queen and causes a civil war by fathering a bastard who fucks dornishwomen
He was truly the worst

After all their bullshit with the dance of dragons, why did people let the targs stay ruling when they didn't have dragons anymore?

The based peakes gave a shot at overthrowing them but they were the only ones Chad enough to try

>>218290620
Because they were written by a shit world builder.

>>218290620
Because starting a war of indipendence is too much of a bother, especially when some bannermen like the Bolton would take the chance to grab power
Mantaining the status quo is safe and easy, so until the targs get TOO uppity nobody has any reason to start shit
Now, obviously when the mad king started burning lords alive everyone started questioning what was stopping them from kicking targ babies into concrete walls, and bobby and tywin proved that nothing was, indeed, stopping them from doing just that.

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>finish dunk
>finish rereading the novellas, again
>tempted to reread the main asoiaf series, AGAIN
bros...

>>218290547
Darkstar failed to solo a 14 year old girl

>>218290515
Barry has feats. What feats does this fraud have other than getting scammed by the Dornish?

>>218290620
because by that time they already consolidated enough power and influence to have most important houses either on their side or in a neutral poisition

>>218290620
Because, now that they don't have to do incest to preserve their dragonblood, every great house except maybe the Starks saw it as their chance to marry into the royal family and usurp control over the entire realm.

Why did aegon III name his firstborn son after his traitor uncle who committed war crimes on behalf of his other uncle, who murdered aegon's mother?

>>218290620
George basically says if the commoners are going to do prima nocta they’d rather it be a targ

>>218290703
That's Aemond with a D.

>>218290620
People generally don't like upsetting the status quo, the Targs had been ruling for 130 years at that point, people were used to them. It took a literal insane King showing he was willing to burn a Lord Paramount alive in the Red Keep for most of the realm to decide they had to go

Why did daemons daughter become a Hightowers broodmare?

>>218290703
No Daeron the Daring slander here. Boy was a G.

>>218290731
>It took a literal insane King showing he was willing to burn a Lord Paramount alive in the Red Keep for most of the realm to decide they had to go
And even then like half the realm would've gladly given the throne to Rhaegar over Robert.

>>218290620
WHAT
WOULD
YOU
HAVE
ME
DO
?

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what did she mean by this

>>218290515
he should've chopped off his brother's head and saved the kingdom a few wars apart from saving his sister

>>218290756
Iconic ice cream cone dress

>>218290757
He just liked to watch. He isn't called Dragoncuck for nothing.

>>218290737
Daughters love pissing off their fathers with their sexual partners. Rhaena becoming a Hightower cum dump was her revenge against Daemon

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>>218290703
Because in case you had not noticed, Rahenyra's descendants never recognized her claim historically, hence why Aegon the III was called III and not II

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Troonyra could never

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>>218290445
>Fair...

>>218290843
Funny.

>>218290703
He did not named him after his uncle. They named Daeron after Daenaera father.

>Baelor's sons were called Valarr and Matarys
We never really see anyone else in the dynasty with these names, why did Baelor give his sons special snowflake names?

>>218290878
He named his firstborn son after his father in law? More like Aegon the dragoncuck…

>>218290745
Rhaegar was just THAT charismatic

>>218290895
Baelor rightfully got pissed his family has a grand total of 5 names that get passed around and made up a couple of new ones

>>218290101
>these are supposed to be teenagers

I've got bored of (rightfully) shitting on Blood CRAVEN. Which character should I slander now?

I find it stupid that Westeros doesn't have actual names for days of the week. You'd think that a culture so obsessed with the number 7 would have that since there's 7 days in a week. Just name a day after one of the gods and your set, Fatherday, Warriorday, Maidenday etc...Only issue would be the North and Iron Islands since they wouldn't want to honour the 7 like that

Nowhere that isn’t even cold can be as depressing as they make Dragonstone look

>>218291015
Rhaenys

>>218291015
>Cuckraven
>Bitterseethe
>Baelor Brainsmear
>Bystander Selmy
>Jaime 'Cringesayer'
What other slander names can we come up with?

>>218290663
>based peakes
No such thing, they were poor players that got styled on by the Tyrells

>>218291055
Cuckson Cole

Still wrapping my head around how Aerys lost that war when he had so many competent people on his side

>>218291055
Tylose Lannister

Surely George foresaw using the same 5 names over and over would make it a nightmare for people to follow the lore

>>218289400
GRRM is only on that podcast for about 10 minutes. Talking about stuff we already know.

>>218289873
damn you are dumb as fuck lol

>>218291084
Yeah but le historical kings of le england and le spain and le hre did that so he had to be le realistic and do it too

>>218291066
Mace Tyrell bogged down most of the Reach's forces sieging Storm's End and the war was basically over before the Dornish forces could arrive in numbers. Jon Connington also threw away a chance to end the war early by searching for Robert house to house instead of just burning the entire town like how someone like Tywin would have done. Randall Tarly was basically the only person getting wins for the Royalists

>>218291061
Based fAegon will give the castles back to Peakes in his company.
Trust the plan.

>>218291055
Robert Boaredatheon

>>218291070
kek

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>>218288911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrJoAy6-or0

>>218291132
A BOAR ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED

>>218291055
Dorkstar.

>>218291084
That’s why he gave them all soubriquets. The fucking nerd.

>>218291055
The king o' cucks.

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Home

northeros

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>>218291213
>*dies*

>>218291213
...of the raped

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>>218291213
Looks mighty flammable!

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>>218291279
Nah, it's pretty moist

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Rewatching this episode and its actually very good. At what point did Daemon decide he was going to fuck his niece at his wife’s funeral?

>>218291034
Not sure if you're aware, but weeks and months are not real. They don't reflect any natural cycle; they were just made up. It's silly to assume that the characters in some fantasy world would make up the exact same crap.

>>218291316
>consistent seasons are made up
what did anon mean by this

>>218291330
Not sure if you're aware of this anon, but neither weeks nor months have anything to do with seasons. Seasons are about 3 "months" long.

Weeks and months are fictions that reflect the Babylonian obsession with 7 and 12, nothing more.

>>218291330
Westeros doesn't have consistent seasons, though?

>>218291351
Funny when even you admit they do have everything to do with seasons.

>>218291375
You're dumb

>>218291316
Months are loosely based on lunar cycle though.

>>218290515
his legend as the best targ warrior got overshadowed by his bastard nephew

>>218291307
Rhaenyra came onto him tbf

>>218291391
Checkmate atheist.

>>218291307
>and its actually very good
Hotd is not all bad, even in season 2 it has its moment, it's just inconsistent and can go from kino to trash in the span of one episode if not one scene

>>218291397
Months do not track the lunar cycle, and its ignorant and dishonest to claim otherwise. They're merely a convenient way of dividing a year - which actually does exist - into 12 segments.

>>218291414
Season 1 was generally well received and reignited interest in the franchise after the dumpster fire that was the last few seasons of GoT. Then they ruined all the goodwill they built up with season 2 and seem to be doubling down on everything people disliked about it in season 3 if the leaked scripts are to be believed. AKOTSK season 2 is gonna have to hard carry this franchise, I pray they don't ruin it

>>218291507
>if the leaked scripts are to be believed
I believe the leaks because when s2 leaked we all said "there is no way this is real"

Did Laena cuck Daemon? Both of her daughters look blacker than her

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Lol they cut the Kingmaker line

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By the Seven, Valyrian girls are just BUILT for Big Andal Cock

>>218291641
>gwayne is not dying in kl

>>218291659
>dudes with one patrilineal andal ancestor 4000 years ago be like
>dude, I'm andal as fuck; pure north essosi grasslands complex race

>>218291641
seven strike down sara hess PLEASE

>>218291641
Damn, without the quippy one liner this kinda makes the northerners look like honorless treacherous whores…black sisters our response??

who canonically has the biggest dick in planetos?

>>218292111
Bigus dickus

>>218292111
Mushroom

>>218292111
Pod the Rod

>>218292111
do dragons have dicks? probably one of those

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RELEASE THE EXTENDED CUT COWARDS!

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>>218288851
Robb Stark is relentlessly handsome.

>>218292197
You could see how much that fog is hiding that shitty Irish field.

>>218288911
Hate reading lyrics to songs I don't know the tune of

>>218292197
Where is this from?

>>218292212
He's an actual faggot. Emilia Clarke rented out her home to him and his boyfriend while she was away filming something.

>>218292231
from the internet

>>218292247
I wish his sex videos get leaked.

>>218292197
so glad we got 20 minutes of some nignogtroglodyte getting killed by the police instead of this

>>218290683
Read The First Law, The Blade Itself is the first, and enjoy a great trilogy with a character arc as good as Jaime's along the same vein.
You also get a Tyrion but he doesn't struggle enough for it to be truly great.

>>218291213
too bad the cotf failed at breaking the neck right at the twins, what a shithole

>>218292197
How are the horses not harmed by doing this?

It's funny how much of the Westerosi population is just the scum from Essos. Valyrians, Andals, Rhoynar, all foreign barbarian chancers, even the First Men are aliens.

>>218291641
Can they do anything right?

>>218291399
his bastard nephew got murked by his other bastard nephew that inherited his sword.

>>218292109
The North were honorless scum though, they only changed due to Ned

The unsullied would be terrible yes? Can't imagine a castrated boy would grow into a capable fighter at all. Wouldn't they basically have the strength of women?

>>218292323
>honorless
i swear this word was homeless a minute ago. did i just shift timelines again?

>>218292370
strength comes from muscles not balls, dyel faggot.

>>218292218
It's smoke machine-made, not natural fog.

>>218292387
The testicles are vital for muscle growth in men you absolute spastic. A castrated boy wouldn't go through puberty.

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any better quality of this?
https://youtu.be/oehleaz0acU?si=22frRA1651RuM9kh

>>218292265
>we got 20 minutes of some nignogtroglodyte getting killed
Don't worry, by shoehorning that in as a pivotal moment for his character they've practically guaranteed lots more "original content" covering the riveting adventures of Dunk and Nig, whenever they need some filler-slop to pump up the runtime.

>>218292220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf1my_Zp28k

>>218291213
Isn't the riverlands basically the New Jersey of Westeros?

>>218292493
More like the Mercia: everyone tromps through it going someplace else.

>>218292111
Hordor

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>WAAAAGH!!!

>>218292288
Kinda like all the waves of settlers in Albion came from elsewhere. Huh, really makes you think.

>>218292480
Take heart: in the near future, AI will enable superior fan-edits of shows. I'm sure we'll get a superior cut that takes that shit out and restores stuff like "A knight who remembered his vows." Gonna make them seethe so hard.

>>218290599
There he is