chin of chins
lord of the angles and the first mog

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THE CHIN IS HERE

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Why did he need his Mom to try and put that kids eye out for him?

>>218293664
fourth for vhagar

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first for the black dragon

Gods what a strange looking man

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>>218293690
>Buat Aemond, I've seen it in my dreams, if you fight in the God's Eye you will get mogged!
>Nah, I'd mog.

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>>218293711
nice dubs

>>218293711
Cool armour, they should quit this shit and make a legacy of kain show

>>218293711
>>218293744
>the third blackfyre digit chain in 3 days
what in the seven

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>>218293664
TAOOBA!

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....semoc eH

>>218293775
>>218293788
Someone want to explain why these two posts end up in every single thread?

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>>218293744
right back at you

>>218293664
>>218293690
>>218293735
he sure has that inbred look most royals had

>>218293797
I hope we will get kino red armor for blackfyre fag in season 3

>>218293827
better get it in season 2

>>218293796
One of them because its based but the other one is just stupid

>>218293834
No? He was in s3 not 2

>>218293834
Could be. I am still unsure if they will go all in flashbacks. Will they have budget for Redgrass Field?

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Ron Pearlman should have played a Targ

>>218293876
He looks how i imagined Maekar to look in the books desu.

>>218293862
redgrass flashbacks

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>>218293876
Maegor maebe

>>218293796
Shagga, son of Dolf, sends this message, inscribed in runes passed down to his people since before the Andals warred with the First Men: LURK MOAR

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>>218293775
Hesitant to pick this back up after the Hess shitshow of s2. Regardless...
T A O O B A
A
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>>218293711
>people unironically Daeron the Dornishman

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>>218293796
>why

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>>218293861
>the other one is just stupid

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>>218293930

>>218293796
ritual posting. These two are fine. Better than dusty mesa from the got days, i never understood that one.

Why is this series exactly called a “Song of Ice and Fire” ? Is it because of Jon Snow? Jon and Dany? The constant wars in the north and south? The fire God and “the other” maybe ice God at war during long nights?

>>218293967
yes

>>218293905
Oh, he said blackfyre fag so I thought he was talking about daemon jr lmao

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Such strong boys

Why would Aegon keep his prophecy a secret?

>>218293967
Ice = others
Fire = dragons

>>218293967
jon snow

>>218293987
For real why didn’t they just use the dragons they had to go full on nuclear in the north?
>we need our Azor Hai
They have dragons that can burn anything. Not the show retardation where they have a bolt all sudden. The targs could have burned every white walker in seconds

>>218293876
>HEY LIL DAEMY, I JUST KILLED MY BROTHER WITH A MACE, HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

>>218293967
There's is no single answer. Martin always replied that the title has multiple meanings. Like, Jon and Dany is one, Dragons and Others are the other one. Ice preserves, fire consumes etc... there are multiple themes like that in the books. Also, "A Song of Ice and Fire" as a phrase is mentioned only once in the books, by Rhaegar in Dany's vision in HotU, refering to Aegon (his son).

>>218294022
Dragons can't go north of the Wall, they refuse to fly over it

>>218294029
>LIL DAEMY
KEK

>>218293978
I was, lmao. I just don't know if they will have budget for all that stuff in the Redgrass. But Daemon II will be shown for sure.

>>218293967
I get fire but ice, yeah, that dreaded night king who dies in an episode.

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For those interested in armor

>>218294041
>goes to the south for an entire year despite endless diseases and shit
>wont go north because le cold

Dragons are retarded

>>218293967
The concept of periodic destruction alternatively brought by fire and ice is ancient, and is connected to a Hermetic tradition of antediluvian stelae that were constructed by the ancients in order to preserve knowledge. The story goes that the Watchers taught men knowledge (especially astrology) and they used this to predict the coming calamities. They then inscribed the knowledge on two pillars, one designed to survive a flood (for example, made of iron) and the other designed to survive fire (for example, made from mud brick). That way, whichever calamity happened, knowledge would survive.

This idea is mentioned by Plato, Ovid, Strabo, Berossus, Josephus, the New Testament, and many others. This is certainly what motivated Martin. And this famous poem by Robert Frost:

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

>>218294077
Not the cold, probably more the magic in the Wall is some form of barrier that repels dragon magic

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>>218293981
BASTARDS

>>218293664
Does Aegon even hate Jeice and Luke? He’s quick enough to bash Lukes head but he also enlists them to tease Aemond (really all of Aemond’s problems are Aegon’s fault).
It seems like Aemond is the only one that actually hates the Strong boys

>>218294112
He was cool with them until alicent poisoned him

>>218294098
Weak ass dragons.

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WOTPOSTERS, FALL IN

>>218294076
too cumbersome, why dont you just wear something for your coinpurse (your balls) and a slab of iron for your breadbasket (guts)

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>>218294022
dragons literally refuse to go North of the Wall and fire does nothing to White Walkers. Alysanne chimped out because Silverwing refused to fly over it 3 times. Targs are inbred retards who created the next Long Night via self-fulfilling prophecy

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>>218294134

My dragons would have gone over the wall but the Maesters killed me

- Egg

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A helm! A helm!

>>218294139
id rather a spear to the neck than be tipped over like a turtle and cook in the sun

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>>218294160
Grey rats are better when drowned.

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>>218294176
It's not that heavy, anon

at what point did all of the black people get killed?
because if they're there in HOTD but missing everywhere else then someone had to have killed them all

I just want to know what happens to Stannis, please George, write the fucking books

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What did she mean by this bros?

>>218294187
Based Aerys.

>>218294209
As we all knew the leaks are reak

>>218294187
Based Egg invited every nigger to the Summerhall for the BBQ. The dragons were merely a distraction, in reality he wanted to clean the seven kingdoms. Also wanted to burn his family because they still had Velaryon genes. Unfortunely he failed at that last one.

>>218294187
No niggers. Dorne is somewhat fine if silver hair though.

- Blood raven

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I can just tell he’s gonna fuck shit up this season

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>>218294229

It’s Jamie fucking Lannister

>>218293664
Mandibular here jawmogging every looksmaxxer.

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>>218294179
>gets rekt when Sam Tarly awakens his ancestral bow skills
KNEEL

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>>218294209
I will claim this slag as a salt wife and take my pleasure of her from behind

>>218293664
put him in blackface and he could play drizzt do'urden.

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>>218294229
anon, I....

is this the season where Rhaenyra finishes her half year term as queen?

>>218293960
it was the true detective theme but transposed to refer to got instead, the lyrics work remarkably well for got

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>>218294264
wrong

>>218293954
Turns out an 8 pack and magic sword don’t save you from becoming a pincushion.

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>>218294310
>memetowers
>doing anything
literally a bunch of frauds squatting in a place built by Brandon the Builder, with it's foundation laid by proto-valyrians. All they can do is scheme

>>218294310
Fucking old man

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>>218293664
I can't stand this bitch like you wouldn't believe

Anyone else feel this way?

No anon no Blackfyre leather. The black dragon lost

>>218294358
Yeah I'm with you there
She's just as bad in the books but I assume people tolerate her bullshit because she's supposed to be super hot instead of a homely old lady

>gets pushed out of a tower by a blonde chad
>gets disabled and unlocks magic powers to change reality

Is this good writing?

>>218294358
I can’t quite remember, but if she doesn’t go to KL then Ned still would have figured out the same thing Jon Arryn did about Cersei’s bastards right? And everything would have been avoided?

>>218294358
Yeah me too I despise her
I despise Cersei too
I guess I just don't women that much

>>218294314
>>218294347
>winning by treachery
you going to start cheering on the lannisters, boltons, and freys? That's the obvious parallel GRRM was going for when he wrote Sworn Sword after the Red Wedding. Targshits cursed themselves by becoming allies with the dornoids after they broke every law of gods and men killing Daeron under a peace banner

>>218294430
just because you win by treachery doesn't mean your cause wasn't just

>>218293711
>>218293744
this is a blackfyre thread, bloodravennigers keep walking

>>218294430
remind me how many wars have the blackfyres won? I forgot

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>>218294458

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>>218294358
She's very immature, naive, stupid and impulsive in the show

>>218294430
No I am going to laugh at the up jumped bastard who was legitimized because his spiteful fat shit father wanted to cause chaos only to be taken down by his other bastard brother. And they were cursed from the start due to all the blood sacrifice and incest.

>>218294187
before people joked about Aegon IV doing it, but they're there in Dunc too so it must have actually been Robert

How come fucking Maegor The Cruel has better feats than Arthur, Jaime or Ser Ryam Redwyne?

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After watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, I'm 100% sure HoD is shit for subhumans

>>218294237
who dis?

>>218294523
Glorious shitposting soon tho >>218294209

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>>218294523
>Intimate family political drama
It's for women, so yes

>>218294390
At least in the books, when she goes to king's landing she convinces Ned to trust Littlefinger..

Littlefinger manipulates her to literally start the whole war by kidnapping Tyrion and then immediately betrays Ned and gets him beheaded.

Without her Ned probably would've found out about everything and the war would've started anyway but I don't think he'd have gotten himself murked

>>218294571
also since tyrion isn't kidnapped the confrontation with jamie never happens and ned doesn't break his leg

QRD on the eye patch guy? Is he a pirate? I thought this was a show about knights. Is this show some pro pirate propaganda bullshit? Are there any ninjas on this show?

>>218294571
Does Catelyn do anything good? Is she at least good in that sack? I mean she has to at least be better than Jon’s mom.

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>>218294488
she's objectively worse in the books
>doomed because she freed Jaime
>Robb needs an heir, Jon is only logical choice
>Catelyn chimps out and suggest some 5th cousin instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGuCiVR5mE8

dumb bitch trusts Littlefinger the brothel keeper and her insane sister more than Jon. Ned should have beaten some sense into her years ago

>>218294583
Different shows, yes there are pirates but he is not one of them, and there are not ninjas per se but face changing assassins are a thing.

>>218294583
He’s like all of us but with a dragon instead of a computer

>>218294583
he's Odin

Wait a sec. Wouldn’t Viserys be mad enough about Rhaenyra marrying Daemon to make it totally believable he’s pass over Rhaenyra and choose Aegon?

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>>218294602
>yes there are pirates
>no the dude with the eye patch isn't a pirate
>yes there are ninjas
>they're not actually ninjas
>they're "face changing assassins"

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>>218294451
>one king hides in king's landing and lets others win the war for him via treachery
>the other king fights on the frontlines with honor
kek, GRRM isn't even subtle about it. Daeron is Joffrey, Daemon is Robb. NPCs mindlessly cheer the targshits without seeing the irony

>>218294672
Come now, and anon would not lie to you.

>>218294591
in the books, she is supposed to be quite beautiful which isn't true in the show. The actress the plays in the show is talented so whatever

In the books, she is basically Cersei minus the abject cruelty. She manages to destroy herself and everyone around her by being arrogantly retarded and then blames everybody else. (writing wise she's an excellently written and believable character, but extremely hateable)

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a bastird

>>218294186
You have to remember, /tv/ anon probably can't do 2 situps. With or without the armor if he fell on his back he's probably fucked.

>>218294692
he started a war for no reason but jealously and spite, thousands died because of his jealously and unreasonable pride, and your cheering your cheering this retard

>>218294571
>Littlefinger manipulates her to literally start the whole war by kidnapping Tyrion and then immediately betrays Ned and gets him beheaded.
Tbf, Littlefinger gave advice to Ned on how to get out of the situation and be victorious. It ain't his fault Ned is completely retarded and refused to follow it.

>>218294730
renly as well, ned had every chance to win, starting with not telling cersei what he knew

>>218294358
>>218294571
her character is litmus test for checking if u understand the story.

if she doesnt make you mad then you're not getting it. the n*rtherners are retarded beyond belief.

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>>218294694
>tfw some riverlands bimbo fucks everything up due to sheer stupidity

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>Tell me that's not Lannister cum

>>218294698
My favorite on rewatches

>>218294730
Yes that is true. but Ned is also a dumbass honortard so I wouldn't be surprised if littlefinger was manipulating him in that scenario since his actions would be so predictable

>>218294718
>started a war for no reason
>daeron sent a small army to arrest him with no cause
>only reason he wasn't killed was fireball warning him
lmao, blaming Daemon for not letting himself be killed. What else can you expect from dornish asslickers though?

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>>218294801
mine

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>>218294698

>>218294809
Not canon

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>>218294698
>I suppose it was also the Halfhand's command to fuck the unwashed wilding whore as well?

>>218294763
>catelyn
>northern
are you retarded?

>>218294823
fuck dabid, the black smith and the cook were based af in the books and they barely are in the show at all

>>218294863
>do whatever it takes to earn their trust
actually yes it was

>>218294290
>finishes
Paramount needs 8 seasons out of this napkin GRRM scribbled between jerk sessions.

>>218294877
>go live in commiefornia
>"im not commiefornian"
are you?

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>>218294892
I simply had to!

>>218294902
Paramount is probably going to scrap hotd

>>218294751
I agree Ned is a total tard, but for some reason he's less annoying to me.
Most likely cause he died so early so you don't have example after example of him blaming others for his own retardation like you have with Catelyn.

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>>218294923
>scrap
Not in the content era. Maybe eventual write off, but then immediate greenlight of 6 projects without scripts if they decide to cut bait.

>>218294766
>women wreck everything
People like gurm books because realistic

>>218295009
They can cancel it and green light something else

>>218294766
Ironic that this scene is 99.9% Ned's fault.

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>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god. He heard his laughter in the dark, saw his eyes, blue and clear as mountain lakes.
he was gay, Ned Stark?

>>218295078
eh not really, about 15% goes to varys, a few points to LF, a few more to cersei and about 5% or so to joffrey, so more like 75% neds fault

>>218295078
Mostly Sansa’s fault i think

>>218295078
the only reason Ned even went south is because Catelyn was a cunt who bitched and guilt tripped him until he accepted being Hand. His original plan was telling Robert to fuck off so he could focus on Mance Rayder, but Catelyn wanted Sansa to be queen and wanted an excuse to finally get rid of Jon

literally everything is Catelyn's fault

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>What would you have me dough?

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>>218293664
>>218293690
>>218293735
Habsburg jaw af

>>218294718
>he started a war for no reason but jealously and spite
jealous of who? daeron???

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Why not just have the adventures of Lyonel and Dunk...
Who the fuck cares about egg or anything else

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>>218294766
It still makes no sense that he confronted Cerseii. LITERALLY all he had to do was wait for Robert to get back and then it was gg2ez. Once Bobby got poked by the boar he could have just fucked back off to Winterfell and just started spamming ravens and the Lannisters couldn't have done shit to him.

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SHANSHA PREASH

>>218295109
But Robert DID need him, but he needed him to actually help instead getting them both killed early like a complete retard.

>>218295151
>Why not just have the adventures of Lyonel and Dunk.
as someone who also enjoys watching men bum each other i share your outrage anon

>>218295147
the throne, obviously why are blackfyre supporters so dense?

>>218295181
Why did robert let the lannisters surround him with assassins? Why were there literally zero baratheons around, ever?

>>218295179
I SHABOSE

>>218295151
>Dunk can go live like a king at Storm's End and fuck some primo pussy for as long as he lives
>or he can go live like a hobo with a weird bald kid
Was Dunk retarded or just a diddler?

I am rereading feast for crows and Cersei is literally mentally insane in this book thanks to muh prophecy and starts to visually hallucinate. Also her reason for arming the sparrow was to settle debts not to piss off the Tyrells, I’m not sure why dnd missed this whole thread

>>218295219
insane cersei literally thinking tyrion is crawling around in the walls is peak cersei

>>218295219
AFFC Cersei is best Cersei

>tfw your seamstress is shrinking your clothes

>>218295227
Do you think she ever had a Trainspotting fever dream with Tyrion being the baby?

>>218295151
They wouldn't be able to handle the homoeroticism

still havent watched season two of hotd
worth watching or is it shite?

>>218295212
He's big and stoopid.
Who the hell turns down that offer

>>218295179
DEATH TO DnD

>>218295254
a good man and a good knight

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>>218295167
The 8 ball told him too

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Three drinks after I promised I wouldnt get political at the PTA barbeque

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>>218295292

>>218294358
She's way too huggly in the show

>>218293664
How many episodes is Madonna in?

>>218295167
the dead children still haunt him, which I get fine, but its still retarded what he did

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I fought. I lost. Now I rest. But you Jon Snow? You will fight there wars until the fucking end of time. If I could do it all over end I pray I would would make the same decision

>>218295237
lmao probably

GODS THE WRITING WAS STRONG THEN

What’s your favorite ASOIAF or GOT quote? Can anything from any book show

>>218295345
targtards have been real quiet after this trvke dropped...

>>218295448
>If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die

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GODS I SLAPPED BITCHES THEN

>>218295448
>Sunset found her squatting...

>>218295507
fuck you beat me to it

>>218295448
>Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass

>>218295448
>where do whores go?

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T-The wine.. it's all gone M'Lord

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>WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!?!

What was the answer to “where whores go” ?

>>218295448
>I said the words, Sam thought again, but one of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. If I do this I am no better than Dareon, Sam thought, but it felt too good to stop. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Gilly pushed him back onto her pallet, hiked her skirts up around her thighs, and lowered herself onto him with a little whimpery sound.

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>>218295448

>>218295448
>my father won the real war, he took kings landing while you hid under casterly rock!
The way the whole room raises their eyebrows and looks at Tywin is so funny.

>>218295631
I
AM NOT
TIRED

Was Tywin mentally ill?

>hates Tyrion for fucking whores and tortured him over it
>has a secret whore chamber with the mad king and goes “oh yeah everyone does it”

>>218295665
The king is tired. See him to his bed chambers. Now

>>218295680
desu I'd probably just end up Robertmaxxing too. Let my hand run the kingdom while I eat and whore my way to an early grave.

>>218295345
*three ciders

>>218295667
>obsess about pizzagate and launch infinity witch hunts into muh pedos
>republicans implicated in Epstein files
>noooo everyone does it
Prophetic

>>218294730
Completely immoral advice, which would have just ended up getting him killed by little finger at some point.
>>218294751
>>218294945
>>218294805
Ned was a genuinely honorable man, and it won him the complete loyalty of the north well after his death, and the death of Robb. The North remember, his memory lives on, because he did the right thing even when it went against his own interests.

>>218295448
>He asked for change.

>>218295203
SHUT UP AND BRING ME MORE WINE (repeat enough times until a boar looks like his dead peasant oneitis and he tries to mount it and gets gored)

>>218295667
The important word here is SECRET whore chamber, doing that shit was fine, it’s just a matter of keeping it mum. Also he is a dwarf.

Lancel Lannister. Gods what a stupid name

Incel Lannister. Gods what an awesome name

>>218295721
step one: tell renly whats happening
step two: take cersei and kids into custody
step three: send some trusted knights to go get Bobby
step four: ????
step five: PROFIT

>>218295782
Bedlor

>>218295782
I need good sleep, Ser Duncan.

The bed

>>218293967
It's a reference to US Immigration and Customs Enforcement, a federal agency that conducts criminal investigations, enforces immigration laws, preserves national security, and protects public safety and Taco Bell's Fire Sauce, a hot sauce made primarily from tomato puree, jalapeño peppers, and vinegar, providing a spicy flavor that enhances various dishes

>>218295448
>Woe to the Usurper if we had been

>>218295782
>not a dragon plushie
missed opportunity

>>218295782
Is it really true that 20-50% of knights sleep with a teddy bear or other stuffed animal?

>>218295764
tyrion was very circumspect, had his own whorehouse, would visit by going out a secret door etc. it wasn't like shae was on display, tywin is just an asshole.

>>218295667
>hates Tyrion for fucking whores
No, he hates him for marrying and publicly fucking whores, because it's an embarrassment.
Just like he hates him for being a midge, because that's an embarrassment as well.

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>>218295594
that storyline was a slog

>>218295594
>White girls after 0.5 seconds of not being knotted by their pets.

>>218295931
it wasn't in the book, and the conclusion was fantastic, what the fuck was dabid thinking?

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>>218295968
Some of the earliest cracks imo

>>218294921
I mean yes in every-way, its the smart thing to do both for his dick and for the realm

>>218296023
the entire dany s2 story pisses me off, it was a highlight of clash not a slog you had to get through to get back to what mattered, sure storm of swords every arc is epic, but danys in storm was really fucking good and they fucked it, them and their fucking grayons fucked it

>>218296038
>dany in storm
*dany in clash, lol my bad danys story in clash was excellent

>>218295968
>what the fuck was dabid thinking
Uh hate magic love zombie polar bears simple as

>>218296024
Literally immediately after he returns to castle black with non-virgin aura he begins assuming command of the whole watch

>>218293967
The song is the dreams that Targaryens get, they are being instructed to prepare for the Long Night. These dreams come to them from Bloodraven, the "Fire" who has become possessed by the greenseer network, the "Ice." The goal of the hivemind is to create a synthesis of fire magic and ice magic.

HBO put it on the shitty dagger that Brickserys shows his whore daughter, then the dagger ends up with the Catspaw who tried to kill Bran.

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>>218296046
Whaty happened in clash comparatively she just got to qarth
t. in the middle of clash

>>218296302
bullshit r'hllor is a literal fire god opposed to the great other

>>218296335
wait for it, shits gonna get wild

george was smart by avoiding arya rape during the book, its unfortunate but when a character in any media gets raped the people that look at that character again can only remember the rape

>>218296363
That wording?
Post it.

>>218296365
im sorry for being esl

>>218295904
>marrying
She wasn't a whore, thougheverbeit.
Only in Tywin Lannister's rape and whore-addled mind was Tysha a whore.

George cannot get Winds of Winter finished because every time he tries to write chapter where Arya gets her first period he can’t stop himself from jerking off and then going to sleep

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>>218296365
which one? so many have been lost to time and circumstance, one day I will have them all again but for now, take this

>>218296428
how old is Arya in the book? i forget

>>218296472
Like, 11 or something.

>>218296472
11-12

>>218296423
I know, but from Tywin's perspective there is no difference.
Lowborn is lowborn, doesn't matter what the profession, they are all subhuman to him, a lowborn wheelwrights daughter is no better or worse than a lowborn whore.

Sometimes I wonder if Maya Stone can read

>>218296472
>if she's old enough to hawk mussels on the docks she's sexually available
>Jorge RR Martín, or something

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>>218296519
>despite practically being acknowledged by her father no one bothered setting up Mya Stone with a dowry
>and so she's reduced to riding donkey for a living and getting pumped and dumped by lordlings
Mya had a hard life.

>>218296363
George wants Arya first time to be special, not just your average rape by Cleagane men

>>218296567
so her having sex in the show is not canon?

>>218296565
She still has noblemen and knights trying to marry her.

>>218296580
I believe she’s still going to fuck Gendry but D&D always fumbled everything

>>218294209
I have no idea who that is. And is she talking about our random, unsourced outline "leak"? lmao.

Mercy will fuck the Kindly Man. He will give her his worm.

>>218296691
there is no worm you idiot, its an illusion, ngmi in the faceless men squad

>>218296719
Spoken like a true wormless Unsullied reject

Why haven't you played CK2 AGOT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBXWo3pisNs

>>218296729
I'm busy playing CK3 AGOT.

>>218295112
Book accurate Rhaenyra

I wanna plap book Rhaenyra so bad. I wanna suckle on her milky tits while I plap her jiggly bottom. I wanna creampie her and make her my breeding machine

>>218296788
t. commander of the city watch

>>218294591
>Does Catelyn do anything good? Is she at least good in that sack? I mean she has to at least be better than Jon’s mom.

She's hot, slender and has huge tits

>A score or more of Walder Frey's sons and grandsons began to bang their cups again, shouting, "To bed! To bed! To bed with them!" Roslin had gone white. Catelyn wondered whether it was the prospect of losing her maidenhead that frightened the girl, or the bedding itself. With so many siblings, she was not like to be a stranger to the custom, but it was different when you were the one being bedded. On Catelyn's own wedding night, Jory Cassell had torn her gown in his haste to get her out of it, and drunken Desmond Grell kept apologizing for every bawdy joke, only to make another. When Lord Dustin had beheld her naked, he'd told Ned that her breasts were enough to make him wish he'd never been weaned. Poor man, she thought. He had ridden south with Ned, never to return. Catelyn wondered how many of the men here tonight would be dead before the year was done. Too many, I fear.

She's also pretty focused on Ned breeding her

>>218294766
Worth it.

>>218296809
Wait so the bedding ceremony involves every other knight there seeing your wife naked?

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>>218296600
Arya riding Gendry is a GRRM thing that he told D & D. GRRM wrote a song foreshadowing while they horseplay

>“You look different now. Like a proper little girl.”

>“I look like an oak tree, with all these stupid acorns.”

>“Nice, though. A nice oak tree.” He stepped closer, and sniffed at her. “You even smell nice for a change.”

>“You don’t. You stink.” Arya shoved him back against the anvil and made to run, but Gendry caught her arm. She stuck a foot between his legs and tripped him, but he yanked her down with him, and they rolled across the floor of the smithy. He was very strong, but she was quicker. Every time he tried to hold her still she wriggled free and punched him. Gendry only laughed at the blows, which made her mad. He finally caught both her wrists in one hand and started to tickle her with the other, so Arya slammed her knee between his legs, and wrenched free. Both of them were covered in dirt, and one sleeve was tom. on her stupid acorn dress. “I bet I don’t look so nice now,” she shouted.

>Tom was singing when they returned to the hall.

>>218296860
Imagine Gendry knocking up Arya.

>>218296860

>My featherbed is deep and soft, and there I’ll lay you down,

>I’ll dress you all in yellow silk, and on your head a crown.

>For you shall be my lady love, and I shall be your lord.

>I’ll always keep you warm and safe, and guard you with my sword.

>Harwin took one look at them and burst out laughing, and Anguy smiled one of his stupid freckly smiles and said, “Are we certain this one is a highborn lady?” But Lem Lemoncloak gave Gendry a clout alongside the head. “You want to fight, fight with me! She’s a girl, and half your age! You keep your hands off o’ her, you hear me?”

>“I started it” said Arya. “Gendry was just talking.”

>“Leave the boy, Lem,” said Harwin. “Arya did start it, I have no doubt. She was much the same at Winterfell.”

>Tom winked at her as he sang:

>And how she smiled and how she laughed, the maiden of the tree.

>She spun away and said to him, no featherbed for me.

>I’ll wear a gown of golden leaves, and bind my hair with grass,

>But you can be my forest love, and me your forest lass.

This is what the show did with Gendry and Arya. Arya's going to be Gendry's mistress

>>218296802
Janos is a cuck, sorry

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>Aegon has been shaped for rule before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks several tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them

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>>218296809
Well at least she has that, also what the fuck is that custom? A bunch of dudes stripping your wife and telling her how you're totally going to dick her down hard? I don't know whether to consider it fetish shit, next level wingman shit, or both.

>>218296894
I'm not raping, it is pure consensual sexual intercourse meant for procreation.

>>218296917
the girls strip the clothes of the groom, the custom is to insure that consummation happens, in short the new husband fucks the new wife, Its very important in medieval culture. Consummating the marriage.

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>>218296879
Ok but does Gendry deserve Arya? This is important.

>>218296950
>consensual
jeets truly are delusional

>>218296963
>Ok but does Gendry deserve Arya?
Are you fucking kidding? Bobby B's blood runs through his veins.

>>218296887
I love the multilayered manipulation that Varys is orchestrating: Officially Griff is a Targaryen, but the smart people have been led to belive he's a Blackfyre, which only serves to distract them from the fact that he's actually the last Brightflame.

>>218296992
he's a blackfyre fucking shit, this cope needs to end

>>218296964
>doesn't know what consensual is
The homosexual mind cannot comprehend pure consensual intercourse meant for procreation. They themselves cannot procreate to begin with.

>>218296956
>a bunch of women undress you and make jokes and suggestive comments on how you are going to wreck their friend/relatives pussy
Okay that's not so bad. May lead some to have performance anxiety but over all I think the struggle is to not feel awkward as you get hard in front of your in-laws.

>>218297002
god you jeets are truly subhuman aren't you
>plap
wtf even is that? you are a disgusting smelly subhuman race

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>>218296988
Book Gendry is a Chad-lite that combines all the Baratheon brothers into one. He looks like prime Robert/Renly but with Stannis' need for justice, anger, rudeness, contempt for Robert and worship of Rhllor.

Gendry's going to break Arya with his BB(aratheon)C

>>218297015
its a fucked tradition but it makes sense in context, irl nobles would have observers making sure the marriage was consummated, at least here they try and make it a fun game. Although Dunk nopes the fuck out because he doesn't want to see some fat old fuck humping.

>>218296988
Thank the Seven for Robert's whoring around. Otherwise House Baratheon would be finished with Renly and Stannis

Baratheon seed makes Chad sons and pretty girls

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>>218296988
This is the book accurate Arya that Gendry is going to end up with btw

>>218297037
lol no Gendry is practical, he's fine with working for the boltons or whoever food a comfy bed a roof over his head. he doesn't want anything but the bare necessities of life. He only goes along with aryas shit because he's a noble lad who tries to do the right thing, once he's with the brotherhood without banners he does the same, just try and make it work.

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>>218296444
Checked and Jaime I know about the...

>>218297047
There are similar traditions IRL, I think Louis XVI has something like that happen on his wedding night, only they didn't watch it happen.

>>218296963
Gendry has best qualities of house Baratheon and doesn’t seem to have vices

>>218296809
The bedding ceremony is the dumbest shit the Fatman has ever conceived. It's a bridal gangrape play. Human cultures are pretty malleable, but I'm not aware anything close to this practice ever existing anywhere. No husband would want his new wife and mother of his future children be stripped naked in public and gang-groped by a horde of other men. No parents would want to see this for their daughter. Especially not in a society obsessed with status and propriety.

This is clearly a fetish fantasy for GRRM. I'm just not sure if it's a cuck fantasy (where he's the husband) or a voyeurism fantasy (where he's the incel groper).

>>218297085
no I have that one, there was another. Jamie at the "trial" at winterfell, he's trying to explain himself then bran just pipes in out of nowhere
>sansa, the rape
everyone looks at him
>wtf huh?
its fucking hilarious I wish I hadn't lost it.

>>218297077
Arya hairbrained plans would have got all of them killed if she didn’t have insane plot armor

>>218297063
BREED

>>218297063
Lucky Bastard

>>218297124
it did happen but not quite the same, nobles being observed while fucking on the wedding night is well documented

>>218297028
You wouldn't get it homo. Go back to your swordswallowing

>>218297063
how did Gendry win so hard?

>>218297138
she doesn't have a plan, she goes to jaqen who makes the plan, all she did is insist he fix it. Her escape plan would be stupid until you consider the gigantic size of harrenhal, its fucking insane the size of that place.

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>>218297148
What the father could not do, the son will.

Get the tomboy Stark cutie

This is how the Stark line continues and who gets the throne after King Bran dies.

Bran legitimizes the dozen bastard sons Arya gives Gendry

>>218297161
lol stupid degenerate jeet

>>218297186
I mean if Gendry is legitimized and they get married then they won't be bastards.

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>>218296444
Arya and Bran turned out so fookin ugly and br*tish, it makes me worry for Egg's actor. Gonna have some weirdo gangly freak of nature by season 4 unless some drastic measures are taken.

>>218295448
>I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach

>>218297190
Lol retarded homo tranny

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>>218297151
There was a medieval practice where bride and groom would lay down in bed together and had a blanket put over them (or similar), then the witnesses would leave. Supposedly there was some actual watching of the first sex as well sometimes.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedding_ceremony

And there was a specific french tradition where a foreign bride to the king would get undressed and redressed again in french clothing - in a private.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Louise,_Duchess_of_Parma#Wedding
But I'm not aware of any tradition where bride and groom are seperated after the marriage and the bride is then carried off and stripped naked by a horde of random other men. That seems like insanity.

>>218297163
>GRRM's draft had Arya as Jon's love interest. Jon would be plowing his half-sister that looks just like his mom.
>Changed it to Dany for Jon instead.
>GRRM thought who else would work Arya and thought it'd be neat for Robert's son to plow Lyanna's niece who looks just like her
>invented Gendry
>there was supposed to be a 5 year timeskip where 20 year old Gendry would meet back up with 16 year old Arya
>timeskip didn't happen
>GRRM: I'm not changing my story. I guess 13 year old Arya is gonna sleep with 17 year old Gendry

So Spake Martin:

>My friend asked him about Gendry and Arya meeting back up and when will Arya get her moonblood to which GRRM answered “soon”… and GRRM had an interesting response to Arya and Gendry meeting back up. I will let her tell you the answer. But I do know he said of Arya and Gendry that, “I’ll visit them again.”

>>218297233
bran was fine idk what youre talking about he looks like a normal chap in his twenties

>>218297233
i actually like how bri'ish a lot actors/characters look, really immersive since this is basically fantasy europe

>>218297248
>13 year old Arya is gonna sleep with 17 year old Gendry
How unrealistic, that never happens in real life...

>>218297219
All Starks from now on will be tall, muscular/curvy black haired but with gray eyes