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waifu of /film/

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Queen of /bobcuts/

>>219479660
>Most masculine movie?
Some of those action flicks without any heroine or even female love interest. Die Hard, maybe.
>Most feminine film?
Something with cute girls, possibly lesbians, definitely with some sexual energy. Daisies, unironically, works.

>>219479660
>Most masculine movie?
The Tom of Finland Movie

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>Most masculine movie?
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie.

>>219479999
I'm pretty sure Die Hard does have a damsel in distress. Maybe Conan the Barbarian would be more fitting, if you're going for that angle.

>>219480353
>I'm pretty sure Die Hard does have a damsel in distress.
Does it? Isn't it just some more or less amourphous group of hostages? It's been decades since I last saw it.

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first for smoothhands
fun fact - i have never played a gta
regardless
i did enjoy this short flic from phil solomon

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>>219479660
>Most masculine movie?

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>Most masculine & feminine film

>>219482039
nice pick. best woo

>>219479660
>most masculine movie
i want to say the great silence since its a better movie but the answer is django

>>219482214
Based

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>>219482253
Saw it in theaters this past weekend in 4K. Movies don't get much better.

>>219482362
i agree my spastic frog posting friend.guessing you’re that same guy who is akwsys going to witness kino at Alamo drafthouse?

>>219479660
Who is this beauty?

>>219479660
Bingo?

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>>219482464
This was at Cinemark, although I am going to see City on Fire at Alamo on Thursday. Never actually seen this one before so I'm excited. Saw Hard Boiled in February and A Better Tomorrow in March.

LH is trans and acted in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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>>219482502
Chantal Goya

No relation to the canned beans.

>>219483074
You've been trying to summon him all day

We are here

>>219479686
>>219479686
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>>219483484
Potential jisatsu, desu. Let's vibe to his death and pay respects with a thread theme: https://youtu.be/IzAWgd_PGcU?si=EnrZtTWh9maGJihK

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>>219479660
BASED Chantal edition. Kept silent for the whole of last thread, now i can post again.

>QOTD
Objective, Burma!
>AQOTD
Something by Rivette probably.

i just watched something incredible

>>219483987
What?

>>219484036
deez nuts

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>>219483985
Was pinball that popular in 60s France? I remember it showing up in Bresson movies as well.
>Something by Rivette probably.

>>219484106
It was popilar in 60s everywhere.

>Paris nous appartient
Gonna watch that this week probably.

>>219484175
>popilar
Popular*

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>>219484106
>>219484175

We're all poplar trees here

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>me on the right

>>219484509
>poplar trees
I'm a very unpopular tree, actually.

>>219483987
North of Normal?

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This is kino btw and way better than Françoise Hardy.

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>>219484482
I'm the one who told you to watch that.

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>>219484723
I know. And for that, I dedicate a toast to you.

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>>219484607
Same.

>>219485555
post the b&w director's cut

>>219485555
>Hide post

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>>219485828

>>219485893
now it's art
fartsy artsy even

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>>219484633
Please stop trying to instigate some stupid pissing contest, it is possible to like Franny and Chantal at the same time.

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>>219486734
Agreed. *vrooms away*

*stab*

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>>219486734
>Chantal
That's Channy to you.

>>219486882
https://youtu.be/9J-V6AGuA2k
WHEN YOU MOTOR AWAY

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Are you connected to yourself /film/?

>>219488241
Were you the guy trying to chat about Sono here a while ago? I watched Coldfish the other day. It was alright.

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>>219488241
I'm trynna understand the bad guy now. Nothing's easier than to judge the evildoer, nothing's harder than to understand him... but how can our empathy go on its way without becoming suicidal in the process? :thinking emoji:

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>>219487295
mm very well played.

>>219488487
She sucked my dick.

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>>219488686
It was a prosthetic taken from the set of Trouble Every Day, Vinny, have you forgotten?

>>219488686
She's a mane.

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Early 2000s cinema, specifically 2000-2004, has a very unique, almost lo-fi vibe. Feels like the last time movies actually had some texture.

>>219488723
Slander.

>>219488746
Maybe because you're watching 700MB YIFY rips.

Also check out Abel Ferrara's New Rose Hotel.

>>219488828
>700MB YIFY rips.
Let me guess, you need more?

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>>219488828
Nah, I've watched pic related on an actual Bluray and felt the same way. I guess lo-fi isn't necessarily the word.
>New Rose Hotel
Seen it, it's kino.

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>>219488746
Last time they used film.

>>219488487
If you can feel empathy for evil then that means there's good (in you and the world) and if there's good then that means life is worth it? Idk i'm not a philosopher, but something will always be better than nothing i think.

>>219488312
If by "guy trying to chat about Sono here a while ago" you mean saying that Sono can be really retarded sometimes after i watched Utsushimi then yes, that was me.

>>219490099
>Emotional empathy
Maybe in the future, for now I'm a hater. I've got insane amounts of cognitive empathy though, and that means I can read people like books and understand them and their deepest feelings with ease. I think I could turn the table upside down and use my gift for good (for a change) instead of using it just to destroy people.
>Life is worth it
I guess so.

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uppies :D
>>219488723
angelic photo
>>219490410
>I can read people like books and understand them and their deepest feelings with ease
i think i can do this as well but I don't want to destroy (most) people. it's largely a tool of seduction for me. i know i could be heinous if i wanted to. kinda nice to have that up my sleeve if someone steps on my tippy toes

>>219493019
*it's more often a tool of seduction

Good night, /film/.

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The first kiss is always the sweetest
From under some broad's sombrero

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>>219493926
*smooch*

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>>219493959
the smooch sniper always has us in his sights

We're all Doc Holliday here.

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>>219493019
>it's more often a tool of seduction for me. i know i could be heinous if i wanted to.
Casanova-coded post.

>>219484036
hong kong movie called "something incredible"

I'm halfway through Mektoub 2 (took a break to eat).
Do you think Amin and Tony are really that naive, or do they know they’re being played?
Also, what do the actress and the producer actually get out of this? I don't buy that they’re doing it just for free food and drinks, and it doesn't seem like they were forced into it either. Are they just sociopaths playing with people's dreams?

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>>219479660
>Most feminine film?
The Bride Exclamation Mark, just after Mother Exclamation Mark.
>>219495560
>Ophelie barely has three scenes
dropped

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what do you think of Laurence Olivier's interpretation of Marcus Licinius Crassus in Stanley Kubrick's Spartacus?

>>219479660
GOY
>QOTD
Husbands is a very "dudes rock" movie that's never quite homoerotic (despite it having some "no homo" moments)
>AQOTD
Just being cheeky here, but given my other answer, Wives by Breien hehe

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>>219480353
also hell fucking yeah Gazzara what about Saint Jack
>>219483985
Rivette is a very good answer btw, they ("the girlies") just love him so much dude

>>219497634
Absolutely charming tiny witchtits.

>>219498450
>tomboyboobs
What makes her a tomboy?

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>>219498635
Her character's attitude + short hair, of course. Real question is, why did jannies delete then proceed to hashban the picture rather than the entire post?

NONCE

>>219499503
Attitude counts, short hair does not.
And they probably wanted to try a measured response for a change.

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>>219499588
The appearance of a tomboy is equally as important as her attitude, in my humble opinion.

>>219499563
SHE WAS ONLY 22 YOU SICK FUCK

>>219500033
>The appearance of a tomboy is equally as important as her attitude, in my humble opinion.
Nah. Tomboys with long hair work well. But a girl that has a tomboy look and none of the tomboy attitude falls completely flat.

Nonces drive everyone away.

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>>219497327
>they ("the girlies") just love him so much dude
Because he's one of them.

>>219499563
>>219501871
Don't think Dingo has posted itt yet.

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>>219502064

>>219502028
TROONTH NOOK

>>219502064
Where are you getting your cocaine from?

>>219484633
>>219479774
>>219479660
Bob cut sexo

>>219502523
In front of the Deli on W 116th St from a skinny black guy in a big fuzzy hat. Wanna cop?

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>>219502523

>>219503064
That nigga ain't Pablito. El patrón del mal is the /film/ approved depiction.

Took Her to the O - Black Metal Remix

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>>219503506
More of a Chanson d'O (1971) guy myself.

More into The Marquise of O directed by Eric Rohmer

>>219503602
>shaved legs
Ugh.

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>>219479660
Retards like me don't always get the clever connection between OP's pic & the edition name and/or QOTD.
Sometimes by accident we bump into it.

>>219503602
I'd like to have a "Splendor in the Grass" with Françoise

>>219484106
>Was pinball that popular in 60s France?
le flipper, oui oui, it was in all the bars

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>>219484106
yes

>>219504167
I'd mon amie her la rose if you follow my ham-fisted innuendo

>>219493019
>i think i can do this as well
I'm pretty sure you don't.
>it's largely a tool of seduction for me.
Nope.
>i know i could be heinous if i wanted to.
Nel pastel.

>>219493019
Still no armpit hair pics.

daisies, valerie, or celine and julie?

How many films have you seen this year?

>>219506165
-1

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>>219505900
C&J > Valerie > Daisies

>>219506165
Unironically like 20.

>>219506290
And how many ironically?

>>219506165
between 75 and 100

>>219479660
Why did women look so much prettier in old movies bros

>>219506552
Like 3... most of the shit I've seen has been good, hence no ironic watches.

>>219506270
Correct, at last

>>219506165
Mine is exactly 20 too

>>219506693
>most of the shit I've seen has been good
How do you do it?
I just need to spend a single evening watching TV and I'll have seen more trash than I'll see actually worthwhile films in a whole year ...

>>219506260
>>219506290
>>219506572
>>219506737
>>219506693
Pathetic. I've seen 180 films this year. And I never post in this gay ass general. Curious. Watch more films, faggots.

O DINGPEDO

>>219506758
I've got a piracy cable TV / streaming platform that has a catalog of like 1000 films (and constantly adding), and they have a pretty decent arthouse / classics section. It's about 8 bucks a month, which is pretty decent imo. That, and there are 4 arthouse / classics / cult theatres really close to where I live, including one which is free admission.

>>219506815
I had my sharthouse phase last year and watched like 700 films. I'm over it now. I also never post in this gay ass general.

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>>219506165
just 26 (my age coincidentally)
ive hard a rough start to the year plus other activities taking my energy

>>219507021
>I also never post in this gay ass general.
Right, anon. No one will ever catch you posting anything in here. At all.

>>219507186
>ive hard a rough start to the year plus other
Let me guess, your boyfriend left you and you've been suffering from insatiable appetite for sucking cock?

>>219507409
1st world problems ain't no joke.

>>219507021
Yeah well, no one should be watching sharthouse. As you can see, not even sharthouse faggots watch sharthouse.

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>>219506165
I can give you my top 3 of the year so far
Au bonheur des dames 1930
Dr Jeckyll & Mr Hyde 1931
Tokyo Twilight 1957

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>>219507409
well ive only recently recovered since my girlfriend dumped me because of a public fingering incident... but we dont have to talk about that

>>219507692
In the US, we call that "molestation".

>>219507692
Nice cope, cocksucker.

Cannes lineup tomorrow bros.....

>>219507914
>molestation
Like ... an underground railway platform for garden rodents?

>>219507979
zack snyder palm d'or incoming

>>219508094
More like the kinda shit creeps like Bfag do.

>>219506642
More modest stylings. Bangs. Suggestion and subtext as opposed to open sexuality. But primarily the bangs.

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>>219505900
Daisies > Valerie > C&J

>>219506165
I've seen 52 feature-length films plus hundreds of (mostly forgettable) shorts.

>>219507979
Zzzz.....mimimimi.....zzzzz....mimimimi.....

>>219506165
65 features and some shorts.

>>219509786
how many animes

The two "women" in daisies are unironically the ugliest women i've ever seen, if you exclude the disabled, old and morbidly obese.

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>>219484633
It's interesting that in France she's mostly known as a children's entertainer and singer. Most people don't even know Masculin Feminin exists, or that she was an actor at one point.
https://youtu.be/VlLSVtbwy30

>>219510411
That's some gay ahh shit you just said, pal.

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this movie was epic, klute is next on the list but i've heard its boring as shit, parallax view sucked dick so i don't expect much

>>219510887
Bro got slimed.
Klute is boring as shit just like you said, but it's still worth a watch imo.

>>219510232
Zero.

I don't really care for how many movies you've seen. If you're posting here, I assume you're at least a bit of a cinephile.

The real question is: How many books have you read so far this year?

you guys turned this general into absolute dogshit, what happened

>>219511841
Like 5.

>>219511858
This thread ain't bad.

>>219511858
This is literally the best thread we've had in a while

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>>219506165
93 feature films
17 documentaries
15 short films
1 miniseries

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>>219479660
>>219483110
it's crazy how much heavy lifting bangs do for women's looks
and yet women reject them

>>219512381
Just shut up anon

>>219506693
Better hormones = better development. This is why Gen Z and below look so ugly.

>>219512552
You're too high, my nigga.

>>219512241
yikes

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>>219512381
She's still very cute even without them, but bangs are always a plus on a skinny broad.

>>219506165
About 160, counting shorts.

>>219512602
It’s true. Stay ignorant my man.

>>219512626
Do you ever stop being such a pathetic little shrimp simp?

>>219513507
No and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>219512381
Damn she went from a cutie to ugly Becky from the office

Recommend me a great 2025 film you haven't seen mentioned anywhere

He really likes the word 'cuck'.

>>219514033
Else, amazing movie.

Ha, he got got.

MILF-y synthpop era Franny and DePalmian dame ogling linked up? I'm thinking c'est /film/.
https://youtu.be/VdeqBAl5BXo?si=lokE6V_Z91TKd-Yo

>>219514961
Not sure how i feel about these film music videos.

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This for you Hardy anon
>>219502028
His critique of Titanic is usually labeled as misogynistic rather than the obvious truth that HE wanted to be the chubby girl in DiCaprio's arms (something interesting about Rivette is that he's never cast a fat chick, not even a curvy one, despite all his movies being films about chicks, all plain skinny to borderline anorexic)

>>219515384
>not even a curvy one
?????? Haven't you seen La Belle Noiseuse?

>>219515506
I mean, you have to admit it's very funny that I casually forgot about his most famous film, anyway, yes Beart was a curvy and voluptous woman especially by 90's standards

Béart voluptuous

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>>219515834
Yeah tits ass you know the stuff
Anyway, Jane Birkin

Béart bogged

Birkin skeletal

>>219507692
she dumped you for avatarpostan.
t. her new boyfren B-)

>>219516011
Hey Birkinfag, since you're finnish, do you know any estonian kinos?

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>>219516011
Warms my little enlarged heart to see her being posted by others.
>>219515834
She is mega voluptuous in Manon des sources. The fecundity in the dancing scene is outrageous, wish I could post it on a blue board.

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>>219516569
Not that anon but Teofrastus (2018) is a touching short film.

>>219516040
Sadly
>>219516569
I'm not THE Birkinfag, sorry anon, I just happen to be A Birkinfag too but not that one :(

Cool it with the identity theft guys.

>>219516602
>She is mega voluptuous in Manon des sources. The fecundity in the dancing scene is outrageous
I'll be monitoring this situation closely

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>>219516602
>abdominal
Jesus
I'm just not a /film/ regular (nor a 4channel regular, anymore) but I'm such a pathetic Birkinfag, she's been my muse for years etc etc.
I'm happy it warms your heart Birkinanon, it warms mine too

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>>219516897
Finally the respect I deserve. Whatever lies some might spread about me here, only some of them are true. Keep an eye out. Would you like my Birkin folder? It's highly classified. 264 files.

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>finally the respect i deserve

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As much as possible of it is hi-res

Bfag the type of nigga to say "finally the respect I deserve!" after someone posts a picture of his favorite actress.

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>>219517434
I go by Jane every once in a while. (I've introduced myself as "*real name* or Jane" to two different people in real life.) Respecting Jane is respecting me.

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>>219517250
That's a great number of files Birkinfag, keep up the good work, for our beloved pyschosexually fucked up most beautiful woman who ever lived, respect for you
To post some bullshit not that out of topic even if I think my gimmicky response to AQOTD was quite good (Breien flick is good) mentions of cult girl-core like Valerie, Celine et Julie and Daisies, and the fact that letterboxd most common top 4 film among women is Dead Poets Society, it occurred to me that the most feminine movie ever is actually Hanging Rock
About films watched this year so far... like 75 or so, should be more, I know

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>>219517811
Valerie and Celine et Julie are both in my top 10 favorites. You're quite alright. You've neglected my question of "would you like my Birkin folder?" as in I've zipped it and would upload it on demand. Maybe you've seen a lot of these, but I hope they're higher res than what you've seen.

>>219517584
>Respecting le Jane is respecting le me.
Think again.

>>219517991
Sure, thanks

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>>219517998
*thinks again*
Respecting le Jane is respecting le me.
>>219518074
https://gofile.io/d/VdPHAO

Horrible thread.

>>219518442
They cringed it, but in the beginning it was good. RIP, A Real Thread (2026-2026).

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Was able to meet Birkinfag in person earlier. Only took a photo of us shaking hands. I'm on the right and he is on the left. A very pleasant experience!

>>219518713
Based DK enjoyer
https://youtu.be/PLi56RkeDYs

>>219518713
That brown hand is your wife’s bull

>>219518713
El Negrito de las Finlandias is surely enjoying his days in Cambodia.

>>219518890
It's a black person's hand, my nigga. Is LH a part of the "I see no race" camp now? :thinking emoji:

Worst general on /tv/
Gay too

>>219519692
When it's good, it's a second home. When it's bad, it's like this.

>>219519804
Wtf is this?

>>219488487
She was cute in The Last Days of Disco

>>219519804
This is such a chick flick

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>>219514961
Franny was a cute granny considering she battled cancer for 20 years. RIP
Also, you probably already knew but Rebecca Romijn starred in all those cheesy X-Men flicks Tom Rothman constantly meddled with.

>>219521867
I shagged her

>>219522070
Do you think the vibe and set design of Michelangelo Antonioni's Blowup was an inspiration on the aesthetic of the Austin Powers movies or do you think it was just a coincidence

>>219517584
Thanks for making me feel like less of a weirdo by comparison.

Fucking hell there are two Birkinfags now.

>El Negrito de las Finlandias
My sides.

>>219522307
Forgot to give the (you) like a retard:
>>219518953

We're all forgetting to give the (you) like a retard here

>>219522139
It's possible because it's parody but I'm not going to give Jay Roach and company that much credit.

>>219483110
This is the most kino hairstyle

>>219517288
i didnt post this but it is approved.

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>>219521867
A few wrinkles couldn't put a damper on the sort of warmth and radiance she projected, and those beautiful eyes never stopped twinkling even till the very end. I get so upset thinking about how long and terribly she suffered, it's depressing that this always seems to happen to wonderful people like her instead of those who really deserve it. I miss her so much.

Sometimes when I kino I like to put a dildo in between my buttcheeks kind of vertically and then just hug it with my asscheeks

>>219524601
Harperanon?

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Memed into watching another antifa propaganda.

>>219524738
Lmfao

>>219524738
Kek

>>219525012
Zoltan Fabri, much like Pasolini, portrays the fascists as devious, cunning intellectuals. Chuds irl wish they had that panache.

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>>219524738
HAHA

When it's not commies with their commie bullshit it's the americans with their justifying their war mongering bullshit. Cinema sucks.

>>219525759
He portrays them as sadistic tyrants, same as everyone else. The intellectual nazi is not some rare archetype, it's nearly present in every movie that has nazis. It even has the fat vulgar nazi archetype that is also present in every other movie.

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968, Kubrick)
The Gospel According to St Matthew (1964, Pasolini)
Ludwig (1972, Visconti)
A Man Escaped (1956, Bresson)
Mirror (1974, Tarkovsky)
Napoleon (1927, Gance)
Playtime (1967, Tati)
The Rules of the Game (1939, Renoir)
The Tree of Life (2010, Malick)
Van Gogh (1991, Pialat)

Thoughts on my top 10, /film/?

I used to matter. I used to be alive.
>>219527845
Very good.

>>219527845
Severe lack of asian representation

>>219528100
Tarkovsky was Chinese.

>>219527845
Boringcore

>>219527845
Whose top is this?

>>219528554
Maggie Cheung

>>219528524
Looks like a pornstar here.

>>219528100
>nooooo it must have a mandatory east asian pick
KWAB

>>219527845
>2001: A Space Odyssey (1968, Kubrick)
Maybe in two generations we'll finally stop seeing this on top 10s.

>>219528588
She's based for the Pialat pick.

>>219528723
It's Olivier Assayas's top 10.
He topped Maggie, that's what I meant.

>>219528665
I doubt that. It's strong point's are of a technical nature. Visual effects, cinematography, editing. Those things don't go out of fashion like plotpoints and even themes do. That's why you see stuff with strong messages and a story focus go in and out of favour with the Zeitgeist, but not something like 2001, or even Citizen Kane (whose whole narrative is so amateurishly bad that I don't buy anyone puts it in any toplist for any other reason than for posturing).

>>219528935
>It's strong point's are of a technical nature.
Kek. I fucked that sentence up bad. To my defense, I reshaped it like a dozen times in my head after writing down that initial "It's".

>>219529024
That's ok we're all retarded here.

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>>219528595
She isnt for porn

Starting a band called Shirley Temple Pilots.

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My current ranking of Michael Powell films that I've seen
Note: They're all 5 stars
49th Parallel is incredibly underrated

>>219518871
That might be their best album, but Fresh Fruit is also a masterpiece, sadly their only good stuff, rest of their discography has too much Jello doing funny voices for my liking
There's a great Spanish cover of this one by some local punk legends (switching Marin with Marín, a place in Galicia)
Say what you want about Carax, but the DK needle drop in Boy Meets Girl is fantastic
>>219527845
Good and obviously post-Bressonian + transcendental bullshit, and yet the Bresson pic is basic for that kind of person
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>>219528765
That's a very good one anon, I laughed
Understandably, he doesn't have Videodrome in there because he made Videodrome if it were good

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>This movie doesn’t scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn’t the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn’t below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

>Many years ago, when surrealism was new, Luis Bunuel and Salvador Dali made “Un Chien Andalou,” a film so shocking that Bunuel filled his pockets with stones to throw at the audience if it attacked him. Green, whose film is in the surrealist tradition, may want to consider the same tactic. The day may come when “Freddy Got Fingered” is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.

>The film is a vomitorium consisting of 93 minutes of Tom Green doing things that a geek in a carnival sideshow would turn down. Six minutes into the film, his character leaps from his car to wag a horse penis. This is, we discover, a framing device–to be matched by a scene late in the film where he sprays his father with elephant semen, straight from the source.

>Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old who lives at home with his father, who despises him, and his mother, who wrings her hands a lot. He lives in a basement room still stocked with his high school stuff, draws cartoons and dreams of becoming an animator. Gord would exhaust a psychiatrist’s list of diagnoses. He is unsocialized, hostile, manic and apparently retarded. Retarded? How else to explain a sequence in which a Hollywood animator tells him to “get inside his animals,” and he skins a stag and prances around dressed in the coat, covered with blood? His romantic interest is Betty, who is disabled and dreams of rocket-powered wheelchairs and oral sex. A different kind of sexual behavior enters the life of his brother Freddy, who gets the movie named after him just because, I suppose, Tom Green thought the title was funny. His character also thinks it is funny to falsely accuse his father of molesting Freddy.

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>This is what Mexican Jews look like

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IT'S FUCKING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>“Minotaur,” Andrey Zvyagintsev
>“The Beloved,” Rodrigo Sorogoyen
>“The Man I Love,” Ira Sachs
>“Fatherland,” Paweł Pawlikowski
>“Moulin,” Laszlo Nemes
>“Histoire de la nuit,” Léa Mysius
>“Fjord,” Cristian Mungiu
>“Notre salut,” Emmanuel Marre
>“Gentle Monster,” Marie Kreutzer
>“Nagi Notes,” Koji Fukada
>“Hope,” Na Hong-Jin
>“Sheep in the Box,” Hirokazu Kore-eda
>“Garance,” Jeanne Herry
>“The Unknown,” Arthur Harrari
>“All of a Sudden,” Ryusuke Hamaguchi
>“The Dreamed Adventure,” Valeska Grisebach
>“Coward,” Lukas Dhont
>“La Bola Negra” (“The Black Ball”), Javier Ambrossi and Javier Calvo
>“A Woman’s Life,” Charline Bourgeois-Taquet
>“Parallel Tales,” Asghar Farhadi
>“Bitter Christmas,” Pedro Almodovar

>>219533637
You need to see A Canterbury Tale. Absolutely beautiful.

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>>219538279
Instructions unclear. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MAN?

Refn out of competition, lmao hack humiliated

>>219538360
kino and secretly top 5 Pasolini

>>219538209
Yay. Most of these I expected, excited for new Hamaguchi of course (>>>Kore-Eda)
Glad that Ostlund is missing, but I'm so fucking pissed that Serra isn't here (idiot but great director) and to fill the Spanish quota they put a LOS JAVIS movie, what the fuck

>>219538279
That's next on my list after Peeping Tom which I'm starting right now

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>>219538385
1. Il Decameron
2. Il vangelo secondo Matteo
3. I racconti di Canterbury
4. Edipo re
5. Porcile

>>219538419
it sounds like zest kino desu
what's annoying is that most of the obligatroy french movies seem like absolute boring slop as usual, is French cinema really that bad these days
no Herzog either, i guess he is going to Venice

>>219479660
Was she legal back then?

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>>219525892
I call it ‘night night candlestick’

>>219538486
I have a very bad prejudice against them but I take your word, they're just dumb and hacky, their hit TV series are just re-tellings of bizarre real life events for people not curious enough to search for the real stuff
Yes Herzog is going Venice afaik, new Coen or James Gray?
Media outlets are saying it's an arthouse heavy Cannes, but you know what kind of """arthouse"""

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>>219538502
>Was she legal
Bad anon.

>>219538735
i don't see anything "arthouse" it's like one-third generic french melodramas
Venice has been arse lately but if they snatch both Herzog and Serra that's their best picks in years, and who knows what else

>>219538209
>>“La Bola Negra” (“The Black Ball”), Javier Ambrossi and Javier Calvo
>the faggiest spanish homosexual couple
oh no

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>>219540168
>more added later
They always do this. Herzog? Serra? Maybe Venice ain't getting them after all. Maybe Malick if we're coping massively.

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>>219538469
Well now that's 6 5/5s

>>219540304
Serra no way, reports claim it's not finished, next year maybe
I'm coping Malick with you

>>219540851
>next year
No way, there was already a promo image, it's definitely this year

>>219540926
Yeah you right, so let's hope for a secret addition despite what his producer said, he should win, French critics love him

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I like the cinematography here

>>219538209
So, where did all the white male directors go?

>>219540363
This is one of my favorite Powell & Pressburgers. Very low key movie, feels very modern in a way.

>>219541553
Sharthouse is for turdworlders

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>>219541626
Forgot pic

>>219541693
Kathleen Byron is incredibly beautiful so I will be watching eventually

>>219541553
anglos BTFO

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>>219541728
>Kathleen Byron is incredibly beautiful
Many are saying this.

>Norikos.Dinner.Table.2005.1080p.AUS.Blu-ray.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-JUNGLiST
>Norikos.Dinner.Table.2005.1080p.AUS.Blu-ray.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-JUNGLiST
>Norikos.Dinner.Table.2005.1080p.AUS.Blu-ray.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-JUNGLiST
>Norikos.Dinner.Table.2005.1080p.AUS.Blu-ray.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-JUNGLiST

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Thoughts /film/?

fecaloid house cinema

>>219543383
Shan't be watching.

>>219543383
>going to france
Taking on water, sailing a restless sea
From a memory, a fantasy
The wind carries into white water
Far from the islands
Don't you know you're...
Never going to get to France
Mary, Queen of Chance, will they find you?
Never going to get to France
Could a new romance ever bind you?

>>219542672
I just watched the DVD though

>>219543383
All the noise you make about being le ebin white supremacist chud and yet you're here shilling troonslop for free. Grim.

>>219538209
Soderbergh's John Lennon AI doc gets a special screening lmao at cans
>Steven Soderbergh AI documentary because he uses artificial intelligence to create surreal images that match the musicians’ philosophical moments. He explains that ninety percent of the visuals are archival stills. The remaining ten minutes consist of AI‑generated dream‑like scenes that appear when the subjects speak about abstract ideas.

>>219538209
will watch the japanese and the slavs but nothin more desu

>>219544148
>I watched the 700 Mb Xvid though
Let me guess, you need more?

>>219544559
2.4GB x264. 1GB per hour, simple as.
Honestly looked pretty good.

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>>219544659
That film is shot on a fucking camcorder btw. Why the fuck would it need a bluray release?

>>219543586
The other day I got banned for asking what does that word mean.

>>219544923
What word? "Cinema"?

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>Shot on lo-fi digital video and later transferred to 35mm film, New Wave Video is proud to present a full restoration sourced from the 35mm picture and sound negatives.
Looks like shit

>>219544973
"House", obviously

>>219544973
The F word.