star trek sex with shran

>>220453519
same question

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>>220453680
akoocheemoya
we are far from the island of our financier

>>220453714
Watch Babylon 5

>>220453772
but that not star trek

>>220453680
STAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. THE SHIPS ARE REAL. THE WAR IS COMING YOU CANNOT STOP IT.

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I like Harry Kim more than Chakotay.

>>220453800
hello schizo

>>220453832
hello victim.

>>220453729
David Ellison is our financier now.

>>220453861
there is no war

>>220453890
Formerly Harlan Ellison

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>>220453800
>TAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. THE SHIPS ARE REAL. THE WAR IS COMING YOU CANNOT STOP IT.

>>220453894
that can't be. i've killed several already.

>>220453909
>TAR TREK
armus plz go

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>>220453800

>>220453940
>What's this about no Romulan friends?

>>220453909
Were Morn’s abs natty?

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>>220453940
It’s funnier when you realize the kligger stereotypes were programmed by a self-hating Klingon

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>>220453894
>there is no war

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Here is the guy who showed me your ships that are most certainly real. Fuck your propaganda show. His dead was rules a suicide.

>>220454011
>And so, Neelix became the president of the Federation of Planets.

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That’s a smol gun

so like...where did broke-ass rom get the 5,000 bars of latinum to buy quark's bar with?

or did he just embezzle way more from the nagus than should have been possible?

>>220453826
just laughed myself sick

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>>220454054

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>>220453680
Surrender yourself Mr Neelix... we found the isolinear chips

Why did they never make a consistent Romulan equivalent to Martok/Ross?

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Notorious pedophile neelix was found dead from suicide by hanging, a medical examiner has confirmed.

Internal sensors were not working at the time.

>>220454461
I heard that the crewman guarding the brig also happened to inexplicably not be there at the time, is that true?

>>220453691
You lost tranny.

Picard was always a bit zesty

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>>220454011

>>220453691
You won, Shranny.

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>>220454461
>Gentlemen... we got him.

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>watch TNG
>opening scene
>gentle hum of engines
>quiet, sedate dialogue
>theme song starts
>DUNNNNNN DUNDUNDUNUNUN
>walls shake
>cups rattle off shelves
>windows shatter
>dog covers ears with paws
>mexicans above and below me start yelling "CALLATE WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HIJO DE PUTA"
>car alarms go off
>police helicopter flies overhead shining spotlight on window
>joint chiefs of staff hold press conference

>>220454970
The worst is when I fall asleep watching a TNG episode. The moment the credits roll
>DUNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNN BUM BUMBUMBUMBAAAM BAM BAM BAMBAH-BUH-BABUMMM
I had to stop watching TNG in bed because of this.

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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.

Jesus wept

>>220454970
>start late-seasons sode
>CAPTAINS LOG STARDATE WHATEVER:: WE ARE TRANSPORTED DIPLOMATS FOR A PEACE TALK FUCK YOU
Stewart sounds so curt after awhile

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>>220454795
:(

>>220455106
Literally me, shitsux

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>>220454970
>watch TNG
>credits roll
>turn up volume to max
>stand up and start marching around the room, screaming along with the music and fist pumping to keep time
>as the Enterprise flies off for the final time, pause tv, lie down with eyes closed until my heart stops jackhammering
>turn off tv because I've seen it before

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>>220454970
Why is the audio balancing so bad?
I shouldn't have to turn my volume to 120% in order to hear any dialogue and I shouldn't have to turn my volume way down to avoid blowing out my living room speakers when the theme plays.
What fucking gives?

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>>220454011
>congratulations on your horned freak child, ensign Wildman. How does it feel to betray humanity?

the best show to watch as you fall asleep is DS9 because the intro theme is just gentle french horns and won't wake you up

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>>220455321
Who is Naomi's real father?
This is what Ktarians look like

>>220455410
>yeah just stick a clitoris on there dude it’ll be hilarious cmon nobody will notice
>make her forehead a butt too hehe

>>220453826
Both are pretty much named background characters

>>220455731
chakotay was the first officer

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>>220455781
Chadvok was more of a first officer, Janeway always came to him for advice. Chokesongay was too busy drinking firewater and heya-hoyaing to be useful. If it wasn't for all the convenient dreamquest 'sodes nobody would remember he existed.

i like star trek

>>220456067
why?

>>220456102
He doesn't need to answer that.

>>220454970
>Watch TOS or TNG BD
>Sound is pristine and movie quality
>Put in DS9 or VOY DVD
>*muffle mumble* *crnch* *bzzt*
They really did not care about audio quality either.

>>220455263
the 5.1 mix on some DVDs and Blurays is questionable at best. We had a bad case of overengineering culture in the late 2000s to 2010s for audio, every retarded audio company was shilling their digitization rythmns and interns kept slapping them on top of each other.
there's also many cases of screen format changes, especially for movies, that jeopardized not only the original vision but tended to show parts of the off-screen set.

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>>220454970
The abrupt end credits theme transports me back to 1996 every single time

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>>220456102
This is a star trek liker neighborhood, non-likers keep on moving

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>>220456067
so do i, fren

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The big D

>>220457582
post complete blueprints.

There are a lot of episodes that end with loose plot threads that they probably thought you’d forget about during commercials

>>220457620
You forgot to say computer

>>220457636
It sure worked back when we had commercial breaks

>>220457636
>There are a lot of episodes that end with loose plot threads
Such as?

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rating trek
>tos
sovl
>tng
peak
>ds9
based
>voy
fun
>ent
tiddies
>dis
no
>pic
SEAN!
>snw
autism
>aca
cute

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>>220457871
seconded

>>220457916
Nice catch Guinan the eternal plot hole

>>220457871
Blood Oath off the top of my head. Sisko says there will be some kind of repercussion if she goes through with it, as it’s breaking federation law. She does and the episode ends without addressing it at all.

>>220455781
And despite that he did fuck all for like 95% of the episodes. Like even Barkley had more screen time in later seasons

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Come now.

>>220453680
In the new Star Trek Voyager game, on my first playthrough, the first thing I did was kill off Neelix. Then the game pushed me towards missions that heavily depended on his skillset, coincidentally, and I failed. I went back to an earlier save and tried several times to complete the game without Neelix. I couldn't.

The only way I "won" without Neelix was by not even really starting the campaign, but saving Voyager from the Caretaker and bringing them home. Thus not ever having met Neelix in the first place. The game makes you feel bad by having Janeway say we missed out on adventures blah blah blah. I'm thinking "bitch, I got us home right away."

>>220458025
What about completionism? Is that nowhere in your tally?

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>>220458025
>we missed out on adventures

>>220458025
>he game makes you feel bad by having Janeway say we missed out on adventures blah blah blah
Seven of Nine never got free from the Borg, neither did Icheb or the other Borg kids.
Denara Pell died on her way to the medical conference.
The Voth scientist never discovered his people's distant origin and kept his career
Species 8472 invaded the Delta quadrant and becomes an unstoppable force of destruction.
The suicidal Q goes to bother Picard or some other captain instead of Janeway.
The Doctor never got to expand his program to become a real boy.

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>>220458077
>Mr Tuvok, target Harry's corpse and FIRE!

>>220458070
I played the game a bunch after that. I actually got that ending on like the 2nd playthrough lol
>>220458077
>>220458090
Tuvix isn't created and killed.
They don't release the genocidal hunter species.
They don't start an interplanetary war or two.

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>>220458111
checked for all in a days work

>>220458090
>>220458137
The Kazon took ownership of the Ocampa colony and used the females to rapidly breed new warriors for Cullah's fiefdom.
The Malon never stopped dumping radiation in the Void, eventually killing off the night aliens.
A Delta quadrant planet never got human-derived salamander babies.
Nobody ever found out what happened to The Raven, Aries IV, the Friendship 1 probe or Amelia Earhart

>>220457957
>SISKO: Let's say you are. Let's say you even survive this insanity. You expect to just come back here and resume your duties as though nothing's happened?
>DAX: I guess that'll be up to you.
She called his bitch ass out.

The Echo Chamber Plot Idea: The Enterprise gets trapped in a subspace pocket that amplifies the emotional thoughts of the crew, causing minor disagreements to escalate into dangerous conflict.

A Question of Faith Plot Idea: Data tries to understand the concept of "faith" when a primitive society believes him to be a deity, testing Picard’s resolve regarding the Prime Directive.

Shadows of the Stargazer Plot Idea: A mysterious psychological phenomenon forces Picard to confront suppressed memories of his time commanding the Stargazer.

The Obsidian Paradox Plot Idea: Geordi and Data encounter a Romulan vessel stuck in a temporal loop, leading to a complex negotiation of time and ethics.

Inheritance of Lies Plot Idea: Worf must choose between his Klingon honor and the security of the Federation when his brother Kurak is implicated in a conspiracy.

The Last Melody Plot Idea: Counselor Troi discovers that an alien species communicates through music, but their language is slowly killing them.

Binary Dreams Plot Idea: Data experiences a series of strange malfunctions that turn out to be fragmented memories from his creator, Dr. Soong.

The Neutral Zone's Edge Plot Idea: The Enterprise uncovers a covert Cardassian installation hidden on an asteroid within the Neutral Zone.

Voices in the Void Plot Idea: While exploring a nebula, the crew begins hearing voices of loved ones who have already passed away, leading to a crisis of reality.

The Final Directive Plot Idea: Picard is faced with an impossible choice when a Federation scientist breaks the Prime Directive to save a civilization from extinction.

>>220458215
>Nobody ever found out what happened to The Raven, Aries IV, the Friendship 1 probe or Amelia Earhart
One could also argue that some mysteries are best left unsolved.

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>>220458227
I would prefer an echo chamber episode where a character is trapped in a false reality where they just get what they want. Even in situations where they're certain they would be refused previously, something you could foreshadow at the beginning of the episode, they encounter situations that just fall into place for them. Suddenly, they realize what they're seeing isn't real, just a world that is soft, easy, and confirms all of their biases, that they have to fight to break out of by exposing themselves to and accept unpleasant realities.

You could have the big reveal at the end of the episode be the protagonist searching for whatever alien influence is behind building this false, convenient reality but turns out it's just a machine that is using your own brainwaves to throw it together.

>>220457957
Sisko will do everything to avoid looking like a bitch in front of the Klingons. She comes back as a victorious warrior and he'll just what? Write her up like some bureaucratic busybody? No way. The Klingons would never let him live it down. They'd write song about his pettiness.

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>>220457957
I used this on an english teacher in highschool once
>teacher: you really have to do this [super boring assignment] or you're not passing the class
>me: yeah i'm just really not gonna do it
i passed the class

>>220458319
The big bad behind it should be a repulsive alien child.

>>220458215
Actually we know what happened to Amelia Earhart. She was incompetent. She didn't know how to use her equipment properly and was unable to communicate her maydays because she was too arrogant to let her team do the necessary work.

>>220458355
It is similar to that episode but you could make it seem more disturbing and have a less flat ending/reveal by making it very, very difficult for the character to break out of that reality, and to come out positively convinced that some sentient force is working against him, building these illusions but in the end it's just him.

Maybe I'd wad the idea up and throw it in the trash but I like the idea of a "it's not good to build an echo chamber around yourself" episode.

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>>220458360
No she was abducted by aliens and brought to the Delta quadrant, I saw it on Star Trek.

>>220453680
Oppression is the unjust, cruel, or excessive exercise of power and authority, creating systemic, institutionalized, or individual mistreatment that disadvantages certain groups while benefiting others. It combines prejudice with systemic power, often manifesting as racism, sexism, or classism to maintain social hierarchies. Key causes include historical power imbalances, structural inequality, and, according to, the intentional, learned, or systemic, and structural, actions that maintain divisions in society.

>>220457871
Conspiracy bug beacon
Dax having Verad's memories
Vaadwaur

>>220458333
>tfw no dixon hill holodeck mysteries
It's literally Star Trek that made me want to get into detective noir fiction

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>>220458424

Which Star Trek novels would you put as required reading on the /trek/ curriculum?

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>>220458496
I bought a trek audiobook narrated by gates mcfadden just to listen to dr crusher read me a bedtime story
man audiobooks are a racket tho

>>220453714
I mean broadcast order really. If you liked TNG then watch DS9.
When you get sick of DS9 and TNG then you can expand, go watch TOS and Voyager. If you need more after that, Enterprise.
Then you lament that no one has ever made anything called star trek anything since that series was cancelled.

>>220453680
How does he keep getting away with it!

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>>220458577
You can just torrent them anon. alternately you can rip tracks off of webpages that host audiobooks, there's plenty of them and if you look around you can usually find the book you want somewhere if you simply investigate.

>>220458324
She committed muwder

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Good lord

>>220458577
The narrators voice makes or breaks an audiobook. I too use them mostly for sleepies, mostly.

>>220458657
The police can't tell the villians from the heros.

>>220458675
>you can rip tracks off of webpages that host audiobooks, there's plenty of them
I use audiobookbay, what are some other ones?

>>220458496
This, honestly.
I can't shill it highly enough. I'd ordinarily just ignore licensed EU shit, but the fact that He wrote the book AND narrates it puts it a step above.
Also the actual "Story" of the book is just the background notes he wrote for Garak during each of his appearances so that he could get inside of the character. Since Garak is a classic case of a side character who is really the protagonist of their own story that just intersects with this week's plot.
Its also genuinely sad and tragic by the end and hints at just how badly wounded and damaged the cardassian soul had become.
It takes place right after DS9 ends with Garak cleaning up the rubble on cardassia prime with the other survivors, and he finds his old journal and sends friendly letters and annotated sections to Dr. Bashir back on DS9.

>>220458692
You're on a ship of trained killers and... you speech such drivel? Lmao... there all killers anon.

>>220458675
Honestly sometimes they're just on youtube.

>>220458741
A labor of love.

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*distant thunder*

>>220458737
Investigate, dear Watson.
>>220458764
This too, especially older ones.

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gd janeway was SMOKIN

>>220458694
Sometimes I wish I had the kind of fuck-you money to afford something like this, and a house big enough where I could just mount it from the ceiling.
I've had this dream in my head since I was a kid that was the Enterprise (the A refit from the movies) that was cut in half, showing a cross section on one side, while the other half is exploded to show various details internal, all in a big lucite cube.
Basically an incredible-cross section page in 3D.

I forgot that Khan does fucking Yoga breathing before unlocking his super strength. Like two steps away from being Dhalsim with more hair.

>>220458675
I couldn't find em. i checked jackett, im not on any of those "private tracker" dealies tho, they seem scary

>I have 5 times your strength!
>gets beat with a pipe

>>220458869
It also blows my mind how unrecognizable I find Alabama Torres when she doesn't have her forehead on. Like I don't know how it manages to change her face so much when its probably the most subtle klingon makeup since TOS.

>>220458869
1. What is EMH holding?
2. Why is Harry standing in front of the Tuvok poster?

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correct me if i'm wrong, trying to wrap my head around the tech.
dilithium is used to build the dilithium matrix, a crystalline catalyzer that allows matter-antimatter reactions to happen safely and constantly, at the cost of degrading said dilithium.
matter and antimatter are injected into a warp core with a stable and aligned dilithium matrix in the form of plasma (hyperagitated particles) which generates what exactly? heat? are starfleet ships essentially just boiling water again?

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>>220458875
Cross sections are sometimes more soothing than deck plans.

>>220458869
It's like if you asked grok to generate the most 90s image possible

>>220458869
Kim is holding
>You don't know jack 2
>IndyCar racing 2
>DK Eyewitness Space and the Universe
i don't recognize the last one

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>>220458976
>1. What is EMH holding?
A PDA, an organizer for various things in the pre-smartphone era. It isn't this exact model but pretty much this.

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>>220454970
The TNG theme song is one of the most annoying pieces of music in the history of Star Trek. I have to mute it every time I hear it in order to preserve my own sanity.

>>220458976
>Why is Harry standing in front of the Tuvok poster?
I think they're two pictures from the same magazine page but reassembled out of order

>>220453691
star trek sex with wesley

>>220458895
Do youtubers still hand out free trials of audible like candy?
I genuinely like reading, and DO read frequently, but I also do enjoy audiobooks at certain times. Like I found traffic is a lot less stressful if I have an audiobook instead of music. Or if I'm playing certain kinds of video games (i played surviving mars while listening to the kim stanley robinson red/green/blue mars books).
Its also good for absolute trash that I feel would be beneath me to actually read, but that I still do kind of enjoy. Like warhammer 40k novels. Or even some trashy genre fiction I loved when I was younger that I don't really feel like bothering to read now.
On top of that there is some good stuff on there in the non fiction section. The great courses selection is/was pretty decent. I've got one that's just this multi part lecture series on Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle that was just genuinely well researched and communicated.
I've got another that's just a series dissecting the philosophy of war and how it evolves with a huge chunk devoted to Thucydides, and later clausewitz.
Its not that expensive, and I end up getting some decent value out of it.

>>220459175
that's probably why he grew up to be such a shitheel :(

>>220459182
>Do youtubers still hand out free trials of audible like candy?
no i think it's just nordvpn and callcenter-based mental health care now

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>>220459182
>(i played surviving mars while listening to the kim stanley robinson red/green/blue mars books)
Impeccable combo

Any chance someone who doesn't suck is going to buy the Star Trek rights next?

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>the European Hegemony
>a loose alliance of countries in the early 22nd century
>the first steps towards a unified Earth government
What? The EU was surely already on the cards when this was written, why would they set it back over a century?

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>>220453680
You like gladiator movies anon?

>>220458869
I never knew Tuvok was so zesty

>>220459329
The Hegemony must've been after WW3 and first contact, meaning the EU probably died in the war and that's what took its place in the decades after.

>>220459300
>someone who doesn't suck
who would that be? star trek might very well be on the table as part of the paramount/warner merger, but i don't think they'll release the rights for the old stuff as that still prints money through sales and licenses. so anyone interested would have to rebuild the whole franchise and in the current divisive climate that'd lead to disaster.
stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Kurtzmans contract is running out and obviously not being renewed a second time, i think the best hope we got right now is paramount transferring the rights to warner as part of the merger and hire Terry Matalas for yet another reboot in five to ten years when the dust begins to settle on nutrek.

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kate... katie...

>>220459226
It's a pretty solid game, made by the devs who did tropico 4. They retooled the game on a new engine, and re-released it earlier this year (haven't tried it).
As a sim/management game its pretty simple and easy to break, but its pretty fun to try and build a perfect utopian clockwork society that terraforms mars, and it feels satisfying when you eventually gets to the point where your colony doesn't need domes anymore and people are just running around outside.

>>220459300
Trek needs time to heal first.

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>>220459478
hwang is such a dreamboat

star trek sex with dr selar

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>>220458875
>Sometimes I wish I had the kind of fuck-you money to afford something like this, and a house big enough where I could just mount it from the ceiling.
I dunno, can be more hassle than it's worth
Just give me something that'll fit on my desk.

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>>220459566
You lack vision.

>>220459329
Trek is an alternative history universe, thanks to TOS being made in the 60s (and them speculating heavily about the future).

In the Trek world, the Cold War led to the creation of genetically engineered super humans (like Khan) which took over large parts of Earth in the 90s.
These super human warlords ruled like god kings over inferior regular humans. Either these warlords fought with each other or there was an uprising of the suppressed populace, but there were a series of wars called the "Eugenics Wars", which left large parts of Europe and Asia in shambles.

And this was kind of a prelude to WW3, which happened around now (2026 - 2053). It destroyed most nations like the US. Humanity had to rebuild from scratch.

So comparing the Trek universe to current day real life doesn't make much sense.

>>220459669
nice head canon

>>220459478
star trek sex with Robert Picardo

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>>220459730

>>220458360
She had a copilot. And there was supposed to be a third person with them as well.

>>220459775
Go on.

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>>220458869
>>220459478
>hey Ethan, face away from the camera for us
>hey Ethan, go hide behind that thing
>hey Ethan, stand back there... no, a little farther
Wow these 90s photographers really didn't like Ethan Phillips.

>send woman off in complicated machine
>she dies
wow that's crazy

>>220458423
>Conspiracy bug beacon
>Vaadwaur

Both get picked up in Star Trek Online. Pretty cool.

>>220459800
They recognized the phenotype.

>>220459566
No you don't understand, I'm talking about when I have the kind of money to make my post-modern hobbit hole that uses every trick in the book to make it as passive and sustainable with minimal upkeep.
The kind of place where I have a massive opulent multi-story atrium for my private library that also leads off to the observatory built into the hillside.
I've seriously spent a lot of time designing this thing over my life. If someone had like 12 million dollars and a couple acres in hill or mountain country with a southern facing slope I could pretty much design the whole thing from scratch.
If you're willing to get your hands dirty you could get a small orchard, some goats, some chickens, a tractor, and a backhoe for a weekend you could set up a little self sufficient farmstead and aqua culture that could easily be worked by a couple of people putting in part time hours. Set up some tiered greenhouses on the side of the hill and you can grow tropical produce in even cold northern latitudes.

>>220459800
It took me a huge amount of effort to realize that was Neelix and not just some key grip or something.

>>220459690
Uhu, correct me then

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It was a series of victimless crimes.

>>220459934
>surely it is not a crime if the girl was a hologram

>>220458340
I tried it on my mom
>No, I'm not going to do it!
>Then I'll beat your ass
>I'll call 1-800-Child-Abuse!
>I'll dial the fucking number for you...
>You've win this round mom...

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>>220459973
1/10 asymmetrical knees

>>220460006
It's the angle.

What gives /trek/ its longevity?

>>220460047
autism

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>>220460061
au..tism?

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>>220459971
>be 8 in an abusive household
>reach out to cps
>tell them everything while crying
>they tell my mom
>get beaten to a pulp
>cps tells me i should do my homework and clean my room
>mother breaks my arm with a crowbar a month later
>brother commits suicide a few years after that to escape hell
>"why don't you trust institutions anon, they're here to help"
>mfw

>>220459690
Nah all of that stuff is dotted through the series.
Listen when they talk about when Khan left in the bottany bay, it was in 1997 or something.
And then in DS9 we've gone past the point in the "future" where they went back to the bell riots.
There's the voyager episode where they find the mars orbiter inside that space anomaly. Even the episode in TNG where Riker, Data, and Worf find the Royale casino on the desolate planet that was just some holodeck aliens made for some stranded astronaut they found because they had nothing to go on except his shitty dime store novel. Data mentions the thing left in 202X or something.
The frozen people they find near the neutral zone in the end of the first season are from the early 21st century.
Personally I head-cannon that the Star Trek universe only exists in the future of a universe where Star Trek doesn't exist as a show in the past.

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>>220460084
No trauma dumping on the promenade.

>>220460047
honestly the worst thing to happen to trek threads on /tv/ was when they were turned into an eternal general.
Previously you could just always count on an organic star trek thread to randomly crop up (someone is always re-watching it somewhere, or deciding to get into it).
Then someone decided that wasn't good enough and forced it into /trek/ and like all generals chased out the people looking to talk about it in good faith and fun with obnoxious ritual posters and schizos with agendas they demand be respected.

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>>220460117
you have such a way with words, odo.
i'll keep that in mind, thanks

>>220460126
there are your precious "organic star trek threads" being made every day that you could go post in but you don't

>>220460126
That's not the whole story. A lot of anons here want predictability and for posts to follow a given pattern. /trek/ provides that.

>>220460047
The distance between stars.

Tell me this anon’s >>220460126 sociopolitics based on their post. I have an idea but I want to check

>>220460047
Just a lot of content. Most of it decent.

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>>220460232
we all know the answer to that, no need to go through it again

>>220460239
I was referring to the online community.

>>220460239
>Just a lot of content. Most of it dissent.
ftfy

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>>220460406

>>220460126
That happens with every single popular franchise. Genuine discussion and advice to newcomers are drowned out by shitflinging. There's never been a better time to get into classic Star Trek. The whole series is readily available in decent to great quality.

>>220460375
Yeah, but there being a lot of decent content means there is a lot to talk about

>>220460232
My political beliefs?
Kill everyone now! Condone first-degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!

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>Voyager finds a 1936 Ford truck just floating in space
>Paris calls it an "antique"
Good lad, Tom
>they detect an SOS call
>Torres calls it an "ancient distress signal"
FUCK YOU B'ELANNA

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what keeps /trek/ alive for me is that I have a lot of strong opinions I can yap about also I wisely put off watching a lot of content like for example the movies and the entire Voyager series so I won't run out of Trek stuff to watch for a while. it's a comfy situation.

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temba, his arms wide

>>220460514
Even as a child watching this debut on television I just remember thinking "That's a forklift"

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would this character be more aesthetically pleasing if he was blue?

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>all of the male badguys are handsome, charismatic, attractive, and charming. moreso than the good guys

what did they mean by this?

>>220460581
still they're led by burn victim hitler

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>>220460581
Here is your ideal man

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>They're posting AI slop, Picard. I know they are.

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>>220456677
They removed the blue glow around the edges of the credits in the remaster of TNG (and about half way through DS9 run also ) though, I dunno why it was there to begin with and clearly it was something they felt needed "fixing" but it's something that is really jarring to me now I know it was removed, I initially thought it was just an artifact from viewing it on a CRT at the time but it isn't.

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>>220460542
behold, my final form

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>>220460550
Yes.

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>>220460661
i am not aesthetically pleased by this

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>>220460657
Surely not

>>220460598
>odo looks like a melted ken-doll because he's still kind of young and not great at shape shifting
>all of the other founders look like melted ken dolls because... they want to make odo feel less self conscious?
>even in settings where they're not going to be anywhere near an ODO
>even the wild shape shifter who can turn into plasma and space-squid has a derpy face
On one hand I understand why they look like that, both in practical story telling terms, and boiling things down for the audience, and I could even accept some kind of in-universe excuse, like the Tielaxu face-dancers in dune. They could turn into anyone, but in their default state they looked like pudgy people with blunt piglike noses and small beady black eyes and a small mouth because that was the most basal form of "face" that can be shifted into almost anything else.
But in the logic of the show, odo sucks at shape shifting, and apparently so do all the other founders, even though they don't.

>>220460714
>>odo looks like a melted ken-doll because he's still kind of young and not great at shape shifting
this is wrong

>>220460713
This Picard must be from a universe even more brutal than Yesterday’s Enterprise. A Picard who has never even had the chance to read Shakespeare. They had this nigga reading military handbooks from three years old.

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>>220460697
the founders have deemed it necessary to force your evolution so you may better serve the dominion

>>220460755
One of the first things Dr. Mora says when he see's odo again is that he still hasn't gotten faces right. And odo mentions multiple times he cant turn into other people because he can't do faces.
On the episode where him and sisko go to earth the starfleet lady says he makes a convincing bird, and Odo says "ask the other pidgeons" or something like that. Then the other shapeshifter masquerading as the starfleet admiral points out that not all shape shifters suck like odo does before running off like skeletor.

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>>220460631
That’s racist

Bajoran victory is kind of like the Taliban victory in Afghanistan. Like yeah you won but you didn’t really defeat them

>>220460816
he never says he "can't" he says he's not good at it and that is for myriad reasons. he grew up in a lab being FORCED to shift and he resents the fuck out of Mora for that so he has no motivation to perfect perfect humanoid facial features because it does take effort to learn. in Children of Time after he has mellowed out and starts to actually like people he decided he actually did give a fuck and put a lot more effort into making his face look more human. also in his default state he is not trying to mimic anybody's face in particular and neither is the Female Changeling. they basically just do a "good enough" humanoid form when they don't need to pass as anything else.

>>220459782
I assume the third guy would've been the navigator, hence the issue...

>>220460917
Was there some final pitched battle or massive resistance operation that made the leave or did they just get bored?

>>220460917
the goal wasn't to defeat cardassia or the dominion, just drive them back to where they belong and free bajor and the federation of their tyranny. bajor for bajorans, simple as.

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>>220453680

>>220460974
They negotiated a treaty with the federation that established new borders. They gained some territory and lost some territory.
Bajor ends up on the federation's side of the fence, and so Cardassia had to pack up their shit.
The bajoran resistance being a constant pain in the ass just made it that much easier to part ways with the territory instead of fighting to keep it.

>>220460917
this is true of a lot of wars, you could say the same thing about the American Revolution

>>220460117
gold star post

>>220460581
why did the leader of the founders make herself look like an old lady but also with such huge JUGS

>>220461145
it would be weirder if she had the ability to give herself huge tits for no reason and didn't

>>220461145
to underline her role as the wise old nurturing mother of the solid children of the dominion

>>220460573
>>220460657
i am in favor of aislop of troi or crusher or yar or kira or dax or dax or leta or janeway or torres or 7 or kes or dr selar my wife

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lmao

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>>220461227
people rage at rlm but i admit i didn't notice literally the first thing she did was throw riker's combadge out the window as part of her plot and that it wasn't just sexual teasing

>>220453714
you watch the Star Trek: Generations movie, then you watch DS9.

Star Trek: Generations is the TNG Series Finale. You gotta watch it after TNG.

>>220461227
They have literal Holodecks.
High Powered Goon Cave Videogaming.

And this is what gets them. THIS!?

one thing i like about discovery ist the mirror universe uniforms
it's not much in a sea of disappointment, but it's there

>>220461321
But even in this goon cave, Sasha Grey would still have to suck you off the old fashioned way. The holodeck can't give you an orgasm on demand.

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>>220461353

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>>220458880
>ssssssssuuuuUUUUUU

>>220461258
Yep, and this episode is again proof that Riker has no taste

>>220461361
I deleted my original post because it said 'pinnacle' , but I know that in Heaven there is even more powerful accomodations for fantasy on demand.

So here is my revised post; >>220461342


Also, the experience on the way to the orgasm is the meat of it.

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peak costume design, credit where credit's due

>>220461417
Industrial level Spanx for Tilly.

>>220461303
Movies aren't the show.

We needed more episodes about alien genitalia.

>>220461417
uniform designs were the least of STD's problems

>>220454124
LMAO

>>220453680
Neat idea for an OP, good job OP

>>220461342
It literally causes a massive hit of dopamine every time you level up. Its like candy crush that pumps space-crack into your pre-frontal cortex every time you clear a line.

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>trying to brave these nutrek spammed threads so you can talk about star trek

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>>220460483

>>220461466
love me a thicc redhead. can't argue with taste
>>220461529
indeed, but even there they made some choices i really don't like. mirror universe uniforms i love.

>>220461639
<3

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>>220461683
I hate the collar. No clue why they made it asymmetrical.

>>220461258
Riker, when the walls fell...

>>220456677
Ever notice the dramatic swells of music before a commercial break have a sort of tape slowdown thing going on? I suspect there's some technical reason because I've heard it in other shows of the era, but I don't know how the stuff was actually dubbed.

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>>220461604
So it’s slightly less addicting than Candy Crush

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>>220461803
collar and metallic stripes are my biggest gripe, but it also looks so flat and stiff, even moreso than early seasons tng plastics

>>220461803
They did asym unis in Academy too.

>>220461803
>to determine rank and file of who you're talking to, take a good look at that persons cuffs, shoulders, neck and ass probably

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>>220461969
just the stripe on the right side, which kinda works with the combadge imho

>>220461635

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instructor uniforms are weird tho. looks like a smaller uniform printed on the large one to me

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>>220459618
From tall, White, handsome, masculine, morally principled, highly skilled scientist, to incompetent, degenerate mystery meat alcoholic.
What did they mean by this?

>>220462171
Looks like something a motorsports crew might wear.

>>220462171
It's still beyond me why Picardo thought this was good Star Trek. Doesn't he remember that the kind of cringe comedy on ACK never happened in any VOY episode?

>>220462322
The make up and lighting are great

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>>220462322

>>220462380
Neelix was a little cringe, but he was also a soldier, a trader, a space pilot and he scored multiple times before he met Kes.

>>220460917
Put it in non-sandnigger terms

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>>220462322
i have to agree with him. the comedy isn't the main theme like it is in lower decks, i find it believable for 17 year old academy students to be goofier than enlisted personnel on assignment.
pretty much what i expected when listening to sisko, picard and b'elana speak of academy days.
it's good trek to me cause it's family sci-fi fun with single episode storylines, not serialized to hell like most of nutrek before it.
won't be wearing pic related on con either way, shit's whack.

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>>220460917

>>220462432
>he was also a soldier
he lied about that tho

>>220461303
>Star Trek: Generations is the TNG Series Finale.
Bull shit. All good things is the perfect final episode.
Shit, if anything all good things should have been given the budget of generation and released in theaters.

>>220462532
yes All Good things is better than Generations, I'm just talking about canonically.

>>220460581
If Behr really wanted to deconstruct Star Trek they should've let the bad guys win and changed the show to Star Trek: Terok Nor starring these 4.

>>220460581
it's so strange how they made them all look like Odo.

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>>220462532

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Mobile phones should have never moved past this.

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>>220462579
>Star Trek: Terok Nor starring these 4.
the show was that for a while and it was fun fun fun

>>220462432
It was kinda weird how he rejoined his people at the end after putting so much work into being part of the crew and after being in mortal danger every few days because Janeway decided to investigate a hungry nebula or poke the Borg.
He could have had a much easier life if he had left the ship earlier.

>>220462609
There's a reason why satellite phones still have huge antennas, antennae? There is a chance that this design will have a comeback when humanity needs satellite communication.

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>>220462643
he got to be a husband and father, that's quite valuable to some

>>220462656
Mainstream smartphones like the recent IPhones and Pixel's already can communicate with satellites for emergency calls. No need for huge antennae necessarily.

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I never realized that the Enterprise is just a flying saucer with extra stuff on it in order to not look like a stereotypical flying saucer until someone pointed it out to me a few weeks ago.

>>220462322
I assume he was just glad to be working.

>>220462609
It's a subspace amplifier, it only looks like a radio antenna.

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>>220462779
he has one of the more succesful post-star-trek careers, barely affected by the curse

>>220462432
soldier, trader, tinker, space p*do

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>>220462750
Star Trek is the first mainstream media starship of its time that didn't look like the stereotypical flying saucer.

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>>220462894
That's not true

>>220462967
Flash Gordon is also an exception to that rule, but Star Trek was the first to explain why the ship looks like this. A clear separation between living habitat and engine section.

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>>220461929
i came from the 27th century to give this post a (You)

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https://x.com/Katie_Classique/status/2054189189709668707

>>220463010
Well it's not a rule and no Star Trek wasn't the first to explain sci-fi mechanics.

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>>220463022
I came here to steal your shit

>>220463010
>Flash Gordon is also an exception to that rule,
Anon, Flash gordon (and the space program itself) made the default hero-ship the quintessential arechetypal "Rocket Ship" with the nose cone, 1-3 round windows, fins on the back, and a butt that just shoots fire.
Flash gordon wasn't the exception, it WAS the rule.
Ayy Lmaos, and futureniggas were in flying saucers.

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>>220463022
i hate time niggers so much

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>bumps into mom using the orgasmatron
what did they mean by this?

>>220463111
I once caught my mother... pleasuring herself
it was not good

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Do Star Trek fags even

>>220463151
i need something more descriptive than "not good"

>>220463111
>she starts forcibly trying to put it on her son

>>220463077
How come those time police guys never interfered when Captain Ahab fucked with the timeline of an entire sector for over 200 years?

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>>220463202
Forgot my pic