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>browse /tv/ 4chan
>some thread about Jon Bernthal
>a bunch of anons make fun of him
>one anon calls him a midget
>look him up on heightautist.com
>tfw he's 5'11
I'm 6'2, and I wouldn't consider anybody above 5'9 as a midget. Unless you're Dutch or from some gay Euro country, 5'11 is a perfectly acceptable height for an actor. Brad Pitt and Leo are about the same height. Are half of you all women?
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He's definitely on the take of certain insecure celebs. There's no way Maskyu Sumpin is 5'11" in that picture.
>that nigga was 5'8" fifteen years ago, probably 5'7" now
>Bernthal's head is cocked back with a hat pushed forward to add verticality to the picture
>heightcel is leaning forward, making him look smaller
>Bernthal wears shoes with huge lift
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>>220463030
Sorry but height autist always takes into account what kind of shoes or heels the actor is wearing when taking a photo. Like if its a woman he'd literally compare her heels to some catalogue online.
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>>220462338
>much akin to earthrocking, there are no physical limitations precluding anyone from burning local.
>the only true constraints are participation in global freezing or not being a real one
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>>220462338
In 2005, I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like “thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?” and “fucking fag I bet you can’t wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot”. I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. “Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy” he’d say “there’s no way you burn local.” I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Jon’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. “The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?” He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. “Fucking fag” he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
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>>220466804
How many times are you gonna post?
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>>220466721
Are you making these threads just to post your gay fantasy?
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>>220467041
When we say “burn local,” we ain’t just talkin’ ‘bout reppin’ your zip code—nah, it’s deeper than that. It’s about lightin’ the fire where you stand. You build where your feet at. You cook somethin’ right on your own block ‘til the aroma hit the whole city.
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So yeah—burn local. Spark where you stand. Keep it solid. Keep it loud. Keep it lit.