>>558759746
bots are only considered "hard" because there's a lot of random shit that gets you.

donde es lobby de super credita ?

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Have some stuff from launch

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bots or bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241130520388/76561198088743

so apparently there's 14k people on the fucking planet but when i press find ongoing lobby it gives me nothing so can anyone explain that?

>>558760236
2/4

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>>558760052
>bug got their hivelord
>bot got...????

>>558760351
kino I remember doing this strat with my friend on hive world.

>>558760447
I was expecting the Siege Mech when we reached the capital of Cyberstan but nope, more Vox Engine spam.

>>558760486
reinforce dude

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>>558760673
watch it to the end...

>>558760052
At this point, I like to think this upsets more Joel than playerbase.
A sort of Italian work strike. Do the absolute minimum and do not surpass expectations.
It's funny, because there are no advisories this time. Wonder why.

>>558760486
Why bother with railgun, when there is full stockpile for libpen?

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>>558760236
>>558760375
get in you slackers
2/4

>>558760939
people are working or sleeping at this time anon. try again later.

>>558760052
>indian hours
>thread made by a bugnigger
I'm noticing a pattern here.

>>558760791
deserved

>indian hours
>deranged MOnkeys chimping out about the obviously rigged and railroaded GW

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lNGz-2TaQ

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>>558761068
I would care more about the galactic war if the reward for winning the MOs were in Super Credit instead of medals which everyone and their moms already maxed out.

>>558761386
No cats look like that

Fori Prime better be liberated by the time I wake up you faggots

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Now that Marathon is confirmed Dead on Arrival, Helldivers 2 is Sony's only successful live service game. Let that sink in for a moment. Sony has spent BILLIONS of dollars acquiring studios and developing live service games, and the only one to be successful is run by a bunch of nihilistic swedes who got lucky, don't understand their game, and hate their players. Fucking hilarious.

>sleeping
you COWARD

Pretty sure JOEL blocked the progression bar on Fori Prime, similar to what he did to Equality on Sea back in the Squid invasion of Super Earth. It's the devs problem

energy shield and chainsaw is underrated on bugdives. I got close to killing worm, before it sent me into orbit. >>558761254 It only got the upper cut on me when I tried summoning a walker.

>>558761701
im watching the numbers move right now dude it isn't paused

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>when the bug divers are doing what they feel like rather than what the discord tells them to

>>558760939
failed to join

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ok good enough for now

>noooo you have to share your supply backpack with me
>I-its a team based game!! Me taking stuff from you is teamwork!!!
Okay when are you going to share some of that shield of yours with me? Or maybe let me teleport a few times?

>>558762984
Let's just ignore the part where you gobbled up the entire resupply because "I need to refill my backpack dude".

>>558762984
>Okay when are you going to share some of that shield of yours with me?
In seven minutes when the cooldown is ready, dummy.

>>558762984
Just give the poor bastard some ammo you selfish nigger, I bring the supply pack with the intention of helping my teammates in mind, I'm not a Jew like you

Dude please let me in a mudded lobby shit is so stale rn

>>558764030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlJgD4GuDVs

>>558760236
i crashed

>>558760486
>fag doesn’t reinforce for 30 seconds despite having budget and wastes time to the next allocation after 0

>>558760791
nyo, should've reinforced immediately

lobby doko....

>>558760258
Do you have crossplay on?

>>558761386
I personally think MO rewards should be a week long combat bonus such as extra stim, mag, grenade capacity, flinch resistance, extra hp, etc

>>558761565
It is now but goddamn that was embarassing

We've been mere hours away from taking fori prime for almost an entire day

D10 we fucking up sum bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241137678594/76561197980082129

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>>558767921

>>558767921
2/4

Rupture is so fucking unfun holy shit. I'm leaving

>>558768432
I wonder if anyone has that webm of jetpacking into the air and a rupture bug leaps all the way up directly at the player and hits him.

>>558764030
Cuck

>>558764030
>helping my teammates in mind
I would do that to if not for the constant teamkills and retards not caring about anyone when throwing orbitals under their feet

>>558767921
3/4

>>558768575
skill issue

>>558767921
failed

>>558767921
Cuck/4

>>558769084
try again we had some random NIGGERS joining in

>>558769102
dumb fuck
don't pick the mission until it's full

ded general for a ded gaem

>>558768432
>rupture
>hivelord fucking slowing you everytime it shows its face
>stalkers trailing you from across the map
>there are actually 3 stalker holes
>grunts that still 1 shot you unless you're full
>result screen lasting more than a fucking minute
yep time to ignore this MO!

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>558770852
Why don;t we simply take Gacrux

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Shekels lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241141652200/76561197999485174

>>558771063
You're asking the average joe (FREE OF THOUGHT) to use their brain.

>>558768432
>>558770512
Rupture is so hilariously shit I don't understand anyone bothering with it.
The worst part is the medium armor on burrowing warriors. Even if you bait those fuckers out of their holes and manage to dodge their attacks they'll just ignore your bullets unless you made sure to bring both a Grenade Launcher and medium pen primary

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>forces you to use peak physique armor and even then you'll have to deal with shit recoil pattern, tiny mag and very little ammo
This shit is ONLY good on bot, on bug and squid it's worse then the fucking chainsaw

>>558771547
I disagree, its a wonderweapon against bugs. Against bots its a pain because of all those niggers with shields, not to mention enemies like strider

>>558771063
They were warned on every social media site possible to take Gacrux early on but they went for Fori Prime instead.

>>558771547
Don't care, still love it for shooting harvesters and stingrays, and even the occasional meatball.

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Even Joel is embarassed by the complete retardation of bugchasers.

>>558771063
Not enough people to take Gacrux before the invasion ends since everyone is on Oshaune. Even then with the biome difference most people would go to Acamar anyway. Never underestimate biome differences, if we win both defences I guarantee that the blob will try to liberate Gatria instead of some easier planet

*plays the game the way they like it best*
*doesn't even know how the galactic war works*
*doesn't post on reddit nor is active in the trooncord*
*makes redditors absolutely lose their shit*

Bugchads where we @?

>>558771302
>medium armoured
>can become much faster and invulnerable to all weapons that aren't already extreme meta picks
>will "nothin personnel, kid" you for a lot of damage
These fuckers are a bit ridiculous

Bug lobby in 10~ mins

>>558771965
Who cares what Joel thinks
Also he's right

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Wait there's no more superstore items in rotation?

>>558760156
Wearing fortified solves 95% of these. Pair it with diaper shield and your almost invincible on bot front. Nothing short of a strider being dropped with its chuns facing you is.a.concern.

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Its dark in here...

>>558760791
Nah you're shit.
>Waste time meming with railgun instead of using primary.
>Not reinforcing immediately since you're on refresh.
These are the shitters of /hdg/.

D10 BUGS

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241142356679/76561199129186530

I'm trying to use some mods that conflict with eachother because the mod maker said they can all be used together, but when trying to deploy them it never loads because they are all named patch_0. Do I need to rename each one from 0, 1, 2 and so on?

>>558773524
if you use a mod manager - as you should - the utility will do that for you

>>558773524
try it, sometimes the solution is as simple as that

I "accidentally" tk anyone with supply pack. Maybe 1 in 10 will refill a teammates. To me.it's pure metafag trash signaling a retard that is not a team player. Hive world with caves/Cybersham are the exception.

Who asked

me

>>558773464
2/4

>>558773874
I will wear the supply pack and there is nothing you can do about it. Also you won't tk me as I actively avoid playing with the team because I normally get tk'd anyway.

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I think making the jar5 heavy pen will bring more players back

>>558771138
Is it still ongoing and is there a free spot left?

>>558761756
I prefer flamethrower, napalm mines and napalm eagle. Plus a mech.

>>558773874
You're free to use a supply pack yourself instead of a shield or whatever

>>558773464
Anon left back to 1/4 ;_;

>>558774441
dead game

Did we finally get Fori?

>>558774715
Yes after a full night of embarassment and mockery.

>>558773603
>>558773645
Switched from Arsenal to ModManager and its working

>>558771547
>forces you to use peak physique armor
Skill issue

>>558774715
Eventually the mass of retards diving on oshaune went to sleep, allowing the dedicated few left on Fori to have high enough impact to finally take it

>backpack turrets don't recharge or resupply even if you sheathe it
Swedes

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>>558773464
Lobby closed. I guess i will go check out that Marathon beta even if i'm not all that interested in it. Will post lobby again later.

>>558775162
yep, my gas dog will stay on 1% ammo then decide to reload when I'm swarmed instead. Every day I hate swiggers more

What will end first, the defense of Oshaune or people's willingness to dive on that shithole?

>>558775332
>rupture strain
>deep water
>poor visibility
>and dragon roaches
>oh and hive lords
Do the devs think this is the funniest shit ever to just stack all the most annoying traits?

>>558775162
If they let you manually reload them then no one would use the laser guard dog. This is the swede's idea of game balance.

>"We want the game to be HARDER!"
>*Oshaune and Omicron exists*
>"N-NOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!
I'm seriously having a blast on Oshaune, you shitters really need to pull yourselves up by your bootstrap and stop bitching

you'll have to bait harder

Tedium is not difficulty.

>>558775645
>>"N-NOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!
this, unironically

https://youtu.be/95FDGhDMqoU

>>558775759
oh but tedium is le okay if it's bot, if you can stomach the game throwing 6 millions war striders at you then can handle Oshaune.

>>558773603
>>558774860
why would you use modmanager over arsenal?
isn't arsenal the one still getting updates?

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Sooo... Anything gonna happen or do we gotta wait till the next titled update in 6 months?

>>558776026
it works
if it works, why change

>>558776026
I had downloaded Arsenal first but was getting constant errors and HD2ModManager is just working

How many Bastion tank rounds to the destroy the armor plate on the Hivelord?

>>558776220
like 6 or 7

>>558775153
>>558774838
Sweet. Drawing is better than losing

>>558776240
Then why the hell it took forever for me to break the armor, maybe my gunner just suck

>>558776130
Did you deploy the enabled mods together? iirc the conflicts go away afterwards

>>558776591
posted too early
I ask because I had several mods with conflicting files that seemed to make no sense but after deploying them all it just went away and I'm not seeing any issues outside the norm in game. As long as the mods don't conflict (i.e two mods that affect the b01 set) it should be fine

>>558775550
Get a flamethrower/flame grenades. Burrow strain does not like passing flame lines(go into a tunnel and toch the ground and the burrow bugs most of the time wont follow you untill the flames die down), orbital railgun for flying shits, toxic mines/toxic grenades to controll enemy path outside, mech for the hivelord.

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>there are cyborgs on Merga
Wait, since when???

I wonder if they will give us more cyborg units over time. I hope they do, I know a lot of their old designs got repurposed into the current bots but theres still so much they could do with them.

>>558777094
I think ones that give different kinds of bot buffs are pretty likely. Seems like a low effort way to do it

>>558775645
>>"We want the game to be HARDER!"
I never said this

>>558776843
few hours at best

>>558776843
...Does this mean I can fight Vox engines again?

>>558776843
HELLDIVER SCUM

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s

>literal unironic indian accent
guys...

>>558777938
The IMPOSSIBLY GRATING jeet accent is SEVERELY impacting my ability to appreciate this LORE DROP
ARROWHEAD FIX THIS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>558777938
I TOLD YOU GUYS HE'S A JEET

>>558777938
joel is a fucking street shitter... bros not like this

If we’re going to do lore stuff like this can we not have a fat autistic Swede doing an anime villain impression deliver it?

Thanks
https://youtu.be/SbucfTBbU5s?si=3IzXPsoUeV2jC8Ug

>>558777938
holy fuck lmao

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>>558777938
SAAAAARRRR

>>558777938
couldn't get past the first line, too cringe

Should I see saar de need to interween saar mua ha ha ha masala saar

>>558777938
>JOEL IS A BENCHOD DALIT
CONFIRMED

>>558777938
>>558778067
>>558778592
We already know of all of this. Whats the point of this video ?

>>558777938
>dude cyborgs were just regular people who wanted to secede from SE
>mutilate themselves in horror gore factories, wipe away their individuality, and mash human beings into blood pulp to fuel the robot bodies

>they want me to empathize with this or I’m fascist

What did they mean by this

HAHA STUPID BENCHOD BITCH BASTARD YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME SARRR
>uses jugaad powers to spam low level invasions so we are forced to lose the MO
MY IZAAT WILL NEVER BE BROKEN SARR

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>>558777938
>Joel is a streetshitting piece of shit
You can't make this up. NO FUCKING WONDER he pitches a fit every time someone does something he doesn't like.

Hi, is it too late to get into this game?

>Orbital Blockade is up
>Can't send the DSS to Omicron
Excellent game, Joel really outplayed us sars

>>558779165
kek unironically this

>>558777938
I didn't want to believe it but now the game being a buggy piece of shit makes a lot more sense

>>558779410
the attack is already ongoing, it wouldn't have stopped it anyway

>>558779135
Most people are incapable of naunce or thinking that 2 opposing factions can both be "evil"

>>558777938
Jeet
Obfuscated
Envious
Lacklustre

>>558777938
If they fully autotuned it so it sounded like machine instead of Indian it'd be fine. Fucking street shitter had to put himself.

>>558777938
>GM is literally the worst in gaming history
>probably doesn't know what DnD is
>is a streetshitter
Holy imagine my shock

>>558779350
no

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>>558777938
>Joel is a literal fucking jeet
HOLY kek, no wonder the galactic war is complete shit

>>558777938
NIGGA JOEL IS A LITERAL DEI HIRE LMAAOOOOO

That's not Joel, retards.

>>558777938
Why do they hide their faces, it's a fucking video game not a deep state niggers

>>558779883
Udit = Joel = Fagman
Same piece of shit behind multiple aliases.

U.D.I.T

Unbelievably Dumb Indian Tech

>>558780152
I am saying that is not Joel. We already saw him last year.

>>558777938
>Jeet Of Entertaining Leddit
it makes so much sense now

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>>558777938
no way bros...

>>558780345
It's all tied together............ and it makes much more sense now why the galactic war is horribly managed

I bet they're slowly replacing the entire HD2 team with indians, it would make a lot of sense.

>>558780345
lmao

>>558780090
To hide that they're too cheap to hire actors for some Red Alert esque kino and instead just get whatever dev is back from their weekly vacation first to do it

>>558780493
Shams, the CEO jeet, replacing his team with jeets ?! NO WAY !

>>558779613
Idk man you guys seem to hate it here

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>>558777938
>>558780345
>Actual fucking JEET running the galactic war
my god...

>>558780743
The only hate we have is swedes mismanaging and fucking up their game

>>558779350
I bought it two weeks ago and had fun, but i'm really getting tired of this constant swiggery and their incompetence

>>558780345
this is such a shit take it actually makes me annoyed. Literally "work for no reward is good", how fucking brainwashed and retarded do u have to be to agree with this

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OH NONONONOOOO

>>558781081
Jeets are literal slaves, nobody's asking them do they want it or not

>>558781180
The goyim are nooticing

>>558780608
>game couldn't handle average launch numbers despite using Azure's scalable servers and being P2P
>update and patch pacing slowed down from once a week to once every six months
>more and more prioritization of warbonds and super store while gradually making SC rarer
>an anticheat implementation so bad that Cheat Engine can circumvent it
>throws melties whenever things don't go their way
>had to hire another studio to tell them to delete files that were duplicated tenfold for no reason
Maybe they were jeets all along

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Okay am I doing something wrong or is the stealth system just horribly inconsistent? I will be right behind an enemy picking off troopers and they dont give a shit but then other times every trooper in the vicinity will start investigating with no consistency. Is it specific trooper types? Is it patrols? Are there certain distances or ways to kill the troopers I need to keep in mind?

>>558781354
>>an anticheat implementation so bad that Cheat Engine can circumvent it
That's a good thing in a PvE game though.

>moving goalpost
NO NO NO NO
LET'S GO BACK TO JOEL BEING A LITERAL STREETSHITTER
WHY DID THEY HIRE HIM

>>558781374
>is the stealth system just horribly inconsistent?
Bingo.

>>558781374
Stealth has always been shit in this game. Patrols consistently spawn next to you too. I hope you didn't spend money on that warbond expecting it to work.

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Super Earth lost to Cyber India hahaha

>>558779350
Arguably, now is a great time. We'll be going back to cyberstan eventually so if you get in now you might be prepared to run some low level missions by the time we go back.
You're also just in time for the second anniversary cape if stuff like that means anything to you.

>>558781474
I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I'm saying that only Indians could fuck up implementing a drag-and-drop anticheat.

>>558777938
Joel is fucking jeet LMAO. He loses izzat for every planet he loses HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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>>558777938
saars... not like this...

>>558781572
>We'll be going back to cyberstan eventually
Lol

>>558777938
>we lost cyberstan to a street shitter
This is... humiliating.

>>558781374
>Are there certain distances
Yes the distance changes based on whether you're moving, standing, crouched, prone, etc. When prone and wearing stealth armor you can crawl right up their assholes magic schoolbus style basically

>>558781658
Lmaoooo

>>558781658
i updooted

What is izzat and why is it used so much now when jeetposting?

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alright who the fuck did this i know you are in here

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and they dont stop coming

How long do you think it will take for them to lock comments or delete the video?

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>>558781879

>>558772903
There is 6 currently

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>the game is terrible now because theres a brown person involved with it
Y'all have just become a parody of yourselves, sweet Christ

I will farm so many Izzat

>>558782437
Good morning saar

>>558777938
i love that there are multiple comments of players saying they know of this lore already. What a pointless and low effort video.

>>558782437
Are you new here?

>>558782437
>now

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Reminder that Indians are Aryans but just a bit closer to the equator

>>558782437
DO NOD REDEEM

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>>558782437
>Now

>There are people that want a Warhammer 40k collab in the comments

>>558782437
DO NOT REDEEEM BLOODY BASTARD

>>558782437
The game is fun, but the MOs have always been a shitshow. It is revealed that a brownoid was responsibile. /hdg/ is vindicated.

>>558783018
40k troons aint people

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>>558782357
Guess I got them all then. I thought there were equal number of rotations for each warbond so I stocked up on extra but oh well.

>start game
>check planets
>check MO and dailies
>close game
It's gonna be like this for the next 6 months isn't it

>he needs a carrot on a stick to have fun
I'm so tired of zoomers.

>>558781374
Enemies that spawn defending an outpost or objective are barely aware of their surroundings. Enemies on patrol are extremely aware. It's best to avoid patrols entirely or wipe them out with a stratagem

Bot lobby coming up

>>558776819
I do not believe you

>>558777938
Why can't these fags just do the bare minimum?
Use a voice-changer for fuck sake.

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what the fuck is this? new unit?

>>558783698
really nigger

>>558783265
Well you are good for while then

>>558783698
That's a regular bot with an invisible head.

>>558779350
You will honestly have more fun if you do not come here and just ignore the war/major orders.

>>558783698
retard

>>558777938
If that's Joel then who the fuck is this????????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyCgEeXRZ5I&t=102s

>>558777938
We thought the lore dump was about the robots, it was actually about joel being a jeet.
It literally explains everything.
S-tier plot twist.

>>558782437
Curse vishnu by name.

>>558783928
scrapped and replaced by Udit

>and den the cyborgs did the needful and augennted their bodies to increase their super-izzat
I can’t believe it

>>558783698
Looks like a bugged regular bot

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>558781694
>When prone and wearing stealth armor you can crawl right up their assholes magic schoolbus style basically
But then you get instantly sniped by bullshit that is immune to stealth anyways

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>>558777938
Imagine my shock

>>558783698
You are falling for the words of a bunch of moron normies that barely play the game and don't have the capacity of looking at an image. Its just a regular automaton trooper armed with an automaton las gun and there is a visible light glare and distortion on his head that AH put on purpose over a regular video.

>>558784167
>vp8
4chan supports vp9 friend.

U.D.I.T vs J.O.E.L vs R.E.D.D.I.T

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GUYS REMEMBER TO PUT RESSOURCES IN THE EAGLE STORM IN 21 MINUTES

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>decide to drop HD2 right around the Cyberstan update because the general retardation of the playerbase became unbearable
>picked up and am now regularly playing HD1 instead
>told from all directions that the update "is actually peak!" and the new enemies and environments "are cool to fight and go through"
>watch from the sidelines as everyone's nerves get worn to dust while I dive wherever the fuck I please
>today
>find out joel is a streetshitting dei hire jeetnigger
>mfw the last things i did in game was cheat in thousands of SC and round off everything
catharsis so good i could die

>>558784486
YES SAAR WE WILL DO THE NEEDFULL TO WIN THE GALACTIC WAR AND LIBERATE THE SUPER EARTH SAAR

>>558784486
>>558784590
FUCK I AM RETARDED IT'S IN 7 HOURS NEVERMIND, DISREGARD

>>558784486
Thanks I will. Just so bunch of retards gets strafed by this bullshit modifier.

>>558782437
U BITCH MOTHER FUCK BITCH MOTHER BLOODY

>>558782437
BENCHOD DALIT SAAAAARRR

ANY BEUTIFUL SEXY LADIES WANT TO STARTING A LOBBY? IM HANSOME BHARAT 10/10 WITH BIG COCK SHOW ME BOBS AND BAGENA AND I WILL SHOW U MY COCK OK? YOU MAKE LOBY AND WE MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE BEAUTIFUL BABY

D10 bots will be afk for a bit

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241158861237/76561199129186530

>>558785117
Sir I send meow pic for pic of peenus

>>558785117
cuck/4
>>558785232

>>558771547
>peak physique
more like siege ready. You can overcome the handling with some skill. you can't skill extra magazines out of your ass. The weapon needs more ammo.

>>558785232
2/4

>>558785232
FVLLLLL

>>558777938
>some anons are posting jeet and streetshitter memes on their easily doxable accounts
retards

>>558785232
Sorry, Joel being a jeet really has put me off playing.

Knowing that Joel loses izzat every time we take a planet makes the war feel way more engaging, well done arrowhead

>Saw someone saying the DoT host bug isn't actually fixed
I can't fuck tell anymore...

>>558786514
>entire war has been whites engaging in good faith while chinks have been hacking to defeat the indian gm

We know frontman is a jeet from his use of the jeet saying, and we know udit is a jeet from his jeet accent, and we know joel is a jeet from his jeet handling of everything. But why are we assuming they're all the same person instead of the far more likely, and worse, scenario that there are at least 3 different jeets at AH?

>>558785232
CRASHED

>>558785232
i got redeemed to desktop, relaunching

>>558785232
i keep crashing :(

anondivers...

>>558785232
I will invite everyone here back to the lobby

>>558778892
AH has started giving employees screen time because they
>don't want to spend money or time or prepare good content with real actors or voice actors
>want to be the cool kids who are on videos on the internet
between this and the other cyberstan video where they couldn't even bother to get their employees to dress nicely or even in theme with their game, their media/marketing team can choke on a fat dick

>>558786703
I'm starting to understand why he loves the jeet brigade so much...

>>558785232
redeemed/4

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YOUR GAME IS MANAGED BY AN ACTUAL JEET AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
just came to say that, bye.

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>>558787394
>pretending you aren't in here every day
nice try fag

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sirs

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I FUCKING KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW THIS GAME WAS RUN BY RETARDED INDIANS I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

>>558787668
xbox off

Trident or Coyote?

Clearly swigger no longer cuts it.
Swjeet?
Jeedes?
Sweets?

>>558788014
They are both good.

>>558788023
Sweets its already a word ESL-kun

>>558788014
Amendment

>>558788023
Jeedes is pretty good I vote for that.

>>558785232
Fuck this i keep crashing on the new cyborg planet im will be diving on another bot planet

>>558788124
I know nigger.
Words and their meaning is an abstract concept that can change depending on context. ESL.

>>558788184
i crashed too

SMELLDIVERS POO

>>558788023
Arrow Jeet
Brown Head

>>558788198
This guy knows nigger, laugh at him.

https://www.tiktok.com/@littledcn/video/7529058052008463634

I immediately came here after watching the new video to ctrl+f "saar"
you guys didn't disappoint

>>558788352
Uhm acshually it's jive

>>558785232
1/4 join if you like

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>>558788394
there's too few desu

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241162540928/76561197995757904

d10

>>558785232
merged with >>558788614
2/4

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So just to be sure:
>quasar against bots
>laser cannon against bugs and protoss

>>558788614
unable to join

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>>558788871
>

>new cyborg planet is the swampy shithole
no thanks

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>>558760052
I would say based if bugniggers actually were anywhere decent at the game

>>558788149
Unc, we have more advanced weapons now

lobby doko

>>558789039
please do not insult India

Tell me about the speargun.

>>558789190
Factually no.

>>558789330
far better than its counterparts like the rail gun
it's only uncommon because people don't want to use a fart weapon

I like city mission

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oof

>>558783928
>inb4 Joel isn't actually anyone in particular, but just their writing team in general because everything is already strictly planned out

>>558789330
Only experienced it from someone else dropping it, but it seemed pretty decent.