force joel to poo in loo

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>>558833480

>>558833653
>join indian planet
SAARS DO THE NEEDFUL ON OSHAUNE

I yearn for a hive lord world that isn't fucking burrowers. The burrowing isn't even the issue, it's the fucking invisible hitboxes they love leaving behind.

behead udit

>>558829857
3/4, anon left.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241202131202/76561198120804312

>>558833862
i yearn for cunny

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Anybody else listen to ero asmr while they play helldivers? or is it just me...

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TRVKE

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Imagine the following:

>Squadron system that lets you form clans, which helps facilitate easier matchmaking
>clans can choose a home planet to base out of, size of the planet limits the size and number of clans that can call it home
>clan members can donate samples, requisition slips, medals to upgrade their home planet and get perks while fighting on said planet
>for instance, operations completed on the home planet have an increased operational impact, like 10 or 15 times more than randoms so that they have an actual noticeable impact
>they can gain access to various perks, like Resupply cooldown is reduced by 15 seconds, ammo and other supplies can be generated at POIs that normally don't have them, SEAF squadrons can spawn in open world and colony maps, etc.
>clan investments also eventually result in the founding of Megacities on the surface, which gradually increase in size the more that is donated
>losing a planet will downgrade and damage various investments, which will then require retaking the planet before being able to recover them

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>>558833653

>>558834556
How do you fight bugs and bots with a boner? Get your head in the game, anon.

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>you now remember

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>>558833653
heh

>>558833653
>whatever swigger

>>558834556
anon the conflicting stimuli cancel each other out, leaving you with a net loss in satisfaction. Anyway, see https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01188996.html

>>558834556
they removed all the good ones from soundgasm so my dives have been suffering lately

>decide to help out the MO for once
>do a D6 solo
>get raped by three dragonroaches
being a MOnkey is such a humiliation ritual

>>558835934
>they removed all the good ones from soundgasm
Really? I stopped paying attention to it last year when the only one I liked randomly started doing cuck stuff. Fucking tasteless patreon paypigs ruin everything

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heheh

hey AH faggots, show us a screenshot of scoured worlds

>>558836170
Go to Ersatz on Gatria and keep edging the city

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lobby doko

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>>558837342
no more lobbies, game is dead.
DEAD.

>>558837595
bugfags did this

>>558837647
no, JEETS did this

>>558837680
made for solo siloing

>>558837595
Please don't post Fern itt I can't dive when I have a boner.

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>>558833668
sweaty leandiver tummy...

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>>558837898
im sorry anon wont happen again.

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>>558833653
>Swedes hive weapon
But enough about joel

>Joel was a jeet all along
A swede and a jeet? Horrifying.

>>558837985
>>558837595
why is she so.. BIG?

>>558837813
Damn I didn't think of that I just went with another anon's suggestion of using the current duping glitch to get x16 gatlings. We only dropped with 12, and they seemed to work alright.

>>558838081
Joel is someone else. Frontman isnt Joel. Frontman is the jeet

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>>558838089
same as orihime: B R E A D. its always bread

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Anyone try the Borgs on Merga IV (aka jungle nightmare swamp shithole) yet?

>>558838246
Jumped into a couple of missions and there were 0 Vox. It's shit.

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Lobby dozo,
Oshaune
>Oshaune
Oshaune
>Oshaune
Oshaune
>Oshaune

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241207910131/76561197986229160
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241207910131/76561197986229160

>>558833653
>sorry retards bots always crashed

>>558834904
What caused this glitch again? Shit was insanely fucking annoying.

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>>558838412
2/4
>2/4

JOIN

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Mod Lobby No SC farming edition I don't know how to do that yet
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241208047181

Oh God... they've figured out how to add jiggle physics to the abdo mods...

>>558838412
I just posted my own lobby, don't wait up for me.

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>>558838412
FVLL
>FVLL

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>>558838412
fvll

>>558838635
fuuuck im at work

>>558838635
1/4 I think someone just crashed.
>>558839205
Negative! I'm sorry.

>>558838412
>filled
Grim... I swear my fucking game has a 50% chance of crashing when launching missions now. Fuck swiggers. Good luck bros

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>SWEET LIBERTY! M'LEEEEG!!!"

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>>558838635
3/4

>>558838635
3/4 it would be wise to join my lobby

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>>558834231
ggs

>>558838635
FULL

I did not pay 40 dollars to get in your tank and shoot the dragon and worm with the tank cannon. I paid 40 dollars to shoot your tank's ass out and then laugh as you ragequit.

>>558840776
you paid 40 dollars?

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>>558840776

Two (2) drops on Oshaune. One of which was me carrying an egg mission and I'm already exhausted. It just isn't fucking fun.

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>>558837680
I am imagining the grenade spam when they get close.

>>558841501
I want to flay the swigger who makes these ragdoll spams

What's with SEAF artillery asking for 5 rounds but only counting 4? Am I doing it wrong?

>>558840457
brown tranny moment

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sc status?

>>558838652
you can't just say that and not post anything ANON

>>558837324
this. We will need to liberate a planet soon.

>>558842846
He's obviously lying, I'm not even going to bother checking.

>>558842846
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/10796

This is purely for educational purposes. This link is here so you know what to avoid.

>>558837840
what the fuck?

>>558841983
help plz

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>>558833480
>>558639180
I've improved my macro. Perfect alignment is now guaranteed, solving an issue where you could be just a little too far away to reach the sc, because your diver doesn't throw the stratagem in the exact same place every time. I've also added to the steps activating the "Zero Enemy Perception" cheat and a tip that the ideal maps for macroing have LZs on the edge of the map because the player being so close to the edge of the map (where patrols normally spawn) completely stops patrols from spawning.
Here's version 2:
https://pastebin.com/Dd4rXsq7

>Set Up
1. AutoHotkey v2 is required.
2. Download the Helldivers 2 Stratagem AutoHotkey Macro from github.com/NicholasDJM/Helldivers-2-Stratagem-Macros or raw.githubusercontent.com/NicholasDJM/Helldivers-2-Stratagem-Macros/main/Helldivers%202%20Macros.ahk
3. Place it alone in a folder,
4. then place my .ahk macro script in that same folder; https://pastebin.com/Dd4rXsq7
5. Start the game and set up the cheat tables as those posts instructed (not included in this post).
• 5.1 Also activate "Zero Enemy Perception | Disable Turret" in the "Features" group.
6. Alt-tab out of the game and double-click MY macros .ahk file in the folder to start AutoHotkey and load this macro.
7. Go back in-game and look straight down, then hold A or D for a second. This makes your aimpoint move up slightly to a consistent angle the macro is specifically made and designed for.
• 7.1 NON-DEFORMABLE terrain is required! Such as at LZs.
8. Press the h key to start the macro, press the escape key to stop it.
More detailed instructions are readable inside my macro. Open it with any text editor.

Instant infinite SC resupply cheats not included.
Ignore and don't reply to shit/baitposters.
Fuck swiggers.

>It's a "tank gunner doesn't know he can swap seats to throw stratagems/revive and shoot behind or around the tank when the main gun isn't in a position to fire at anything" episode.
Why do the swedes continue to add knowledge checks into this game when it comes to cooperative play?

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>>558841983
sometimes it bugs out if you spam the interact key or maybe its just a desync issue, dw bout it vro

>>558844184
Alright thanks. It's annoying because it happens really often

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>>558841983
There's a glitch where you can press E to load SEAF artillery but it won't actually load anything and break, rendering it uncompletable. The glitch is more likely to occur if you spam the interact button to load a shell into it. Is this what happened to you?

>>558844283
I don't really spam the button to insert a shell but maybe I tried to do multiple shells too fast and it bugged or its lag/desync

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>>558844072
based, fuck sweden/india

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>>558843059
>it's real

>>558844939
too stiff

how does one kill a hive lord

>>558844072
giga brown

>>558845202
Emancipator exo
Orbital Gatling
Eagle strafing

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>>558844939
how many brain-eating amoebas do you need to acquire from drinking industrial runoff before this becomes attractive?

>>558845202
100 C4

>>558838635
Well I can't even join back without crashing again so I'm just gonna call it for tonight and reinstall the game completely
fucking swiggers

>>558845708
Feels bad man.

Is there ANY way to search for specific mission types?

>>558845202
The "standard" way is to focus AT fire on a single armor plate until it breaks (15k damage to crack, another 35k to break), then pour in AP3 fire on the exposed guts until it dies.

hmm, rupture strain seems to not be fun.

>>558846195
that's because they're not

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>>558844939
The grandma saggers at 2 seconds are funny. It's janky but still cool modders figured that out. I bet other modders would be happy to reuse the technique for other body parts like hair and stuff.

>>558846195
wdym? isnt it awesome how the enemy can just insta pop out and force u to heal and u cant do anything about it?

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Our Timeless Adversary
Never Forget That, Diver!
https://litter.catbox.moe/vnp2as.mp4

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>>558843059
I would like to also add some purely supplemental educational content for anons since the mod page doesn't have any video.

>>558846195
Use gas or pay the stim tax.

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>>558838652
I see the technology has already spread across the globe. The Koreans have it now, too.

>>558846815
>Those ears
Cute! Built for headpatting.

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>>558846195
Explosive is the Rapeture meta because it forces them to the surface if they're niggering underground. Plasma primaries like the Purifier or Scorcher not only pierce medium armor, but they also count as explosive and force them to surface.

>>558846590
I have a couple cameos in this if you look carefully

>>558846456
not long until we get fat bug saggers in the game now
fucking based

>>558846590
svol

>>558846195
I like diggers, they're a fun change of pace. Guys who complain about them are genuinely shit at videogames

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>>558847227
>The Terminds... have mutated.

>>558847334
your opinion is wrong

>The pornsick coomers are bugdivers
Not surprising at all

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>>558847227
anon I..

>>558846815
you wouldn't happen to have the megalink to all the helldivers memes scraped off gooknet would you? I downloaded it but had to reformat due to a hard drive failure and now I no longer have fun illustrations to shill my lobbies with.

>>558847045
explosive seems to be the everything meta.

Light, medium or heavy?

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WHY DO THEY NEVER SPAWN FOR BOTS AND BUGS

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>>558847981
heavy with a mobility pack

>>558844072
BASED

>>558847513
>swiggers introduce a strain that requires you to slightly alter your play style to counter popup attacks or root up enemies
>the player has many ways to respond to the threat including in nonsensical ways like gas
>the player can use BS to block popup attacks
>the player can even use a jeetpack or warppack to immediately leave the area
>still guys complain about muh stim tax because they're too fucking stupid to do any of this

I remember the screeching when plebbitors dropped too. Narrowhead needs to make a baby version of the game as a containment zone so I am spared the incessant moaning.

>>558844072
>>558844914
>>558848127
>Another episode of the cheattranny samefagging his own posts because nobody else gives a shit

I LOATHE these bug egg squashing missions.

>>558848197
its because of them that I decided to bank all the SC I need for all the bonds available, just in case this becomes popularized

hiveworlds fucking suck

>>558848197
haxgods are based, they do fun modded lobbies and enable the boys to gain infinite SC. I would only be slightly upset if they ruined the fun by trivializing the game in some way and I haven't encountered a single one that does this from /hdg/

>>558848307
Great diary entry

>>558848083
I would only play these for days if I could sometimes, the retsrded swigger code doesn't affect you as much om these as the other missions.
Except on squids, defense is a nightmare on squids thanks to swigger code

>>558848373
>>558848307
See: >>558848197

>no lobby
gay
d10 lobbys choice
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241216714302/76561198085764721

>>558848491
2/4
join now or ur mum wont make tendies for you ever again

>>558848491
3/4
if you dont join you will forever be a gay nigger like the rest of /hdg/

>>558848491
FVLL
the rest of you are in fact no tendies gay niggers forever

>>558848083
Didn't they nerf these for bugs? The last time I did a d10 bug defense, there was maybe 1 charger active at a time

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>>558847692
My fan archive of Korean Forum Helldivers 2 emotes and more:
https://mega.nz/folder/O740BRQB#BRPYXWbEwKKRTHHfXrzvtQ
Also posting our drawnfrens own mega too
https://mega.nz/folder/RzFkBLiI#Gk7W86ndTtoLa4G-uTdGrA

>>558849443
pelican1 bugs always get a laugh out of me

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>there are planets that are at 0.2% and 0.3% resistance
>everybody goes to oshaune
whaddafucks wrong with these niggas...

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>>558849947
Bugtrannies gonna bug

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>>558849425
I know this feel.

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>>558849947
>play on generic planets or play on hive world cave kino
The choice is pretty obvious if you're not a buck broken botroon

>aids strain
>kino
Catnigger please...

>>558848190
notice how your only defense of them revolves around their supposed "difficulty" and not their actual gameplay

>>558850297
obsessed

>>558848190
Sounds like arrowhead is really bad at making good difficulty

>>558849425
brown tranny furry moment

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>>558849652

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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241219035075
Is anyone up for a Tremors lobby on Oshaune? All digger bugs.

>>558849652
i had another funny thing happen but forgot to save it, worm slammed the pelican onto a rock ledge we couldn't climb so 3 of us didn't extract

All melees should be secondary weapons.

>>558849947
There’s so many encirclement chances on all 3 fronts and these niggas just refuse to do it and take the hive world bait

>>558851130
Added to THE LIST

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fellas it's been real, but I'm defecting to the bots

https://files.catbox.moe/ofteoi.mp4

>>558852234
whats the point of the lubricant if its just gonna go to some crushers anyway

>>558852234
hnng

>>558852234
I guess we know what that hatch is on the robutt >>558833668

>>558852234
You're pathetic.

>>558852389
lubricant reduces wear in tight fitting parts that are constantly grinding as they squish together over and over

>>558852234
mmmm sexuuu

Where were (You) when arrowhead revealed the Galactic War is just an izzat farm?

>>558854082
in game, calling them swiggers

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>>558849652

Stop trying to get me to fuck robots and bugs.
Why is no one trying to get me to fuck squids

>>558854551
>>558248036

>>558849425
Thanks bud. Know that I will always appreciate you even if shitposters and normalfags wont.

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>>558852234
DEFECT

>>558854604
Too hot.

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>>558849652
>>558851130

>>558850886
By pointing out their weaknesses and counters I highlight the positives of the strain's gameplay. My argument is that their unique attacks and movement add to the game and anyone who believes otherwise is either simply retarded or mad because they're bad.

>stun lance.
>widely considered the best melee in the game before the breaching hammer came out.
>secondary weapon.
>one true flag.
>literally just a worse version of the stun lance.
>is an actual reskin of the stun lance.
>takes up support slot.
>eight minute cooldown.
did they bank on memes to convince people to get this warbond

>>558855035
defective-ass bot

>>558855418
Yes.

>>558855418
pyro nade is kinda sick and the amendment is one of my top 5 primaries, the armor is decent fun on squids at least, where you might take a rounds reload gun and want to bash some voteless. I don't feel remorse with any of the 'bonds. One true flag is fun to take for a laugh on squids and maybe bugs imo. Squids you can really get by with mg sentry, 110 rocket pods (for tripods), and literally anything else. One of my fondest memories on squids was taking ABRL and the 1TF, just deleting drops and then getting back to waving.

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Hawk tuah

>>558855418
>>558855557
There have been a million and one different ways that people have thought of to make it into something useful ranging from AOE buffs to something simple like it having heavy pen.
But because swiggers care about """realism""" solely and only when it negatively affects the player, they will not allow any sort of 'space magic' buffs, because the flag boosting moral and making you fight better is unrealistic.
btw cyborgs can boost bot moral and make them fight better because realism for thee, but not for me.
>>558855823
Putting a haha funny joke weapon at the end of a 10 dollar warbond is retarded.

>>558855412
by pointing out their weaknesses you demonstrate that they can be defeated, not that there is any enjoyment in doing so. you desperately cling to this notion that diggers are somehow difficult and therefore interesting, when in reality they are neither.
also
>unique attacks
>unique movement
lol

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>>558855885

>"Excuse me, Helldivers 2? May I play the missions exclusive to hive worlds?"
WRONG, YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD. YOU WILL RAISE THE FLAG AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

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Reminder that if you dive backwards, you can shoot yourself with every single secondary weapon in the game.
except the stim pistol. They made sure you are never able to use the medicine gun on yourself because realism for thee, but not for me.

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>>558855885
OH FUCK IT'S A BILE TITAN! RUUUUUN!!!

>>558856353
I am perfectly fine with this balance decision. People like you probably want to be able to operate the Bastion with only a single person.

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>>558849652
This can still happen.

>>558856353
>Solotranny wants the stim pistol to be able to stim himself while using the supply diaper
How many fucking crutches do you need? Lower the difficulty.

>>558856431
Balance? This is about realism. Is it realistic that you are not able to use the heal gun to heal yourself?
>>558856512
Another 1,000 cheated super credits for this post.

>>558856353
if the trannies in this thread find out about the angel their heads might explode

>>558856572
Lower the difficulty

>Impaler somehow spawned inside the tiniest fucking cave making it impossible to clear the egg objective because its corpse blocked the ONLY tunnel in there
I'm seething

>>558856614
2,000 cheated super credits.

So what the fuck are the gear shifts on the tank doing? I'm assuming 1 is for climbing up steep terrain, but I only know that second makes you zero degree turn faster. And I'd guess it's faster than Drive?

>>558856607
>>558856672
Yes, you need a crutch as well, we get it. Have you considered lowering the difficulty if you have such a need for constant self healing?

Is there something about the bug front that makes peoples IQ lower by 20 points?

>>558856634
An enemy being in a cave that is too big for them to physically be in is okay because realism only matters if it applies to the player.
>>558856718
3,000 cheated super credits.

>>558856732
>Why does the casual front suffer from idiot casuals?

>>558856759
>>558856614

>>558856808
4,000 cheated super credits.

>>558856101
So your gripe is that they're not hard enough? The only combination I generally regard as more difficult is plebbitors and the bug dragon. I guess I don't understand what your problem with them is. I mean how do you get more enjoyment out of killing other bug strains relatively speaking? By being able to shoot them easier? What's your solution to make diggers fun? You genuinely speak like someone who's had their cheeks spanked and is looking for a way to lash out against the content

>>558856849
Have you considered cheating a lower difficulty?

>>558856802
Ok but I'd imagine a bunch of 150's playing on d10 wouldn't constantly do retarded things that only serve to team kill.

>>558856696
2nd makes zero turn faster? I felt like that was what 1st gear was doing. And in my usage at least, I feel like any gear when climbing hills was still a crapshoot as to whether or not I'd hit a tiny rock and spin back down the slope. I found backing up hills to be way more effective.

>>558856884
5,000 cheated super credits.

>>558856946
Consider: >>558856884

>>558856975
6,000 cheated super credits.

>>558857028
Consider: >>558856884

>>558856856
again, your masturbatory fixation on difficulty is irrelevant

>>558857062
7,000 cheated super credits.

>>558856324
>half of the maps that are literally on your PC can't even spawn in game
>half or more of the missions are just unavailable lol fuck you
sweden is really knocking this "live service game" thing out of the park.

>>558857103
Consider: >>558856884

>>558857174
8,000 cheated super credits.

>>558857198
Consider: >>558856884

>>558857247
9,000 cheated super credits.

>Solotranny meltown because he wont LTD after being called out
Sad!

every time you press v a nerftranny joins the 41%

>>558857085
I am merely asking you to define what you think makes diggers bad while calling you a shitter at the same time

The cheated super credits will continue until the devs until the developers improve.

>tranny, delusional as always, refuses to acknowledge the complaint had to do with swigger hypocrisy and nothing to do with the difficulty.
Sad!

and he's a jeet too

>>558857156
Also remember that what even generates on each map is also gated to different difficulties. I was doing some low level testing on a bug world yesterday and it really bugged me how a D1 "Kill Brood Commander" mission had a uniques nesty-looking area with damaged hellpods littered about that had a flamethrower, an MG, and a jump pack. You'll never ever see something like that on D10 where actually having the extra support weapons lying about might actually be useful, nevermind just making the map feel more lived-in.

>>558856901
2nd is a faster zero turn, yeah. I didn't believe it until I tested it out myself. And also yeah, the tank's grip, weight, and velocity - like when running into a little rock or fucking lightpole and losing all forward momentum, like those obstructions were cement walls - are dogshit. The thing needs buffs in general. Also for them to remove the stupid lunchboxes on the side and back that auto kill the tank if they get destroyed by a wet fart.

>swigger defender calling anyone else a jeet.
This is not good for your izzat kekaroo.

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>Delusional solotranny trying to gaslight everyone that giving himself 24 stims and a supply pack isnt the result of a skill issue

>>558856946
>>558856975

Get a room you two, also why does any mention of difficulty make certain anons seethe so much

>>558855412
It obviously leaves a sour taste in everyone's mouth if they were bugged as fuck for the whole first week or two they were out. Regardless, I don't enjoy them as much either. Predator Strain is a good subversion of "shoot bugs as they approach" because preds are
>hard to see, but not invisible, and get revealed by fire/gas and can take damage
>have an aggressive playstyle that benefits shotguns/stun but is still doable with subpar shit like the diligence or amendment
>rewards intelligent play like pre-stimming, checking corners, checking the radar, area-denial, etc
diggers are just
>lol I'm invincible on the approach unless you specifically waste a nade or bring the sterilizer lol
>oh wait, you brought the PP? GG you win.
>you have to move faster than medium armor to avoid me while I'm invincible too lol so you better have a warp pack or jump pack if you're not taking the PP
preds are a fun twist on the game, diggers are like the kid whose superpower was to have all the superpowers.

>>558857583
+people in gunner and side seats shouldn't fall out of the tank when the tank gets flung by the worm. But I fear that the swiggers will just fix this by making it so the tank will explode when it gets launched by the worm instead of allowing the tank to get flung and survive as long as it lands/bounced on its treads.

>the swigger jeet still refuses to acknowledge the argument was about the swigger's hypocrisy when it comes to realism.
10,000 cheated super credits, and not a single one is going back to india.

>Solotranny wants to argue realism to give himself even greater crutches

>the jeet is so ESL that he does not know what hypocrisy or realism means.
It does not mean, "difficulty." Just wanted to help you out a bit. :)

>>558857679
>>558857584
>>558857476
>>558857779
nta but everyobody knows the real reason why you want 24 stims via the stim pistol.

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Bots 10, Vernen Wells is spicy tonight

>>558857801
I want it for the same reason that enemies are able to shoot through vox engines and walk through walls.

Isnt it fascinating how solotrannies only ever argue realism when it can be used as a potential crutch? I just found that interesting!

if there were anything interesting to do in-game, none of you would be bored enough to keep replying to this iberian monkey

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What if you could upgrade sentries?

Isn't it fascinating how to jeet will defend realism when it negatively impacts the player, but never when it positively impacts them?

>>558857894
we already can

>>558857583
Well the tank is a reskinned FRV, right? Since the gunner gets launched from the enclosed hatch if the tank goes flying. And the FRV is rear wheel drive. I don't know how that translates to tank treads, but I wonder if Arrowhead don't really know either.

>>558857802
2/4

stim pistol should've just been a stim nade instead, way funnier
>can't really miss
>could heal the whole team if they clumped up (which is generally really stupid which makes this funnier if it's effective)
>instead of that moment of dread wondering if your teammate is a TK'ing retard, there's the funny dread of "I hope this is a stim grenade" when one lands at your feet
>stim users don't waste a secondary slot or waste a fuckload of shots when someone's moving
>can prepare a teammate or yourself to aura farm in melee by lobbing a grenade at their feet
>might throw a regular grenade at a teammate by force of habit for funny TK's

Isn't it interesting how the solotranny only ever advocates for weapons that can be used as a crutch instead of the many other weapons that need buffs? Super interesting, huh?

>>558857991
Stim pistol also heals enemies so if there was a stim nade, Arrowhead would make it heal enemies as well.

I don't understand why they nerfed the health of vehicles. who is that for

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I love the shield grenade.

>>558858161
The magical target audience that thinks dying over and over is peak they so desperately want and totally exists.

Isn't it interesting how the jeet retreats to the motte when his bailey has been obliterated? I wonder if his ESL even lets him know what that means!

why did they bufftrannyify the grenade launcher

Its very fascinating how the solotranny wants to strip away the only support tool in the game and turn it into a crutch under the guise of "realism?"
Weird, huh?

>>558858218
most of the time it doesn't even kill you, it just wastes a stratagem with an 8 minute cooldown

>>558857991
Noted. The grenade will heal you, however, because it is an explosion, you will randomly be killed by shrapnel that deliberately targets your head.
And enemies will be healed more than you at a larger rate and from further away.

It is so intriguing how the jeet still deliberately denies swigger hypocrisy? Even the motte's defenses are being torn down!

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Bots 10

Isnt it crazy how the solotranny is still trying to convince everyone hes having a meltdown for the sake of realism?

>>558858480
u gotta recopy the link from ur profile, the unique numbers changed again

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Wait I thought 50,000 Super Credits was the cap? How fucking high does it go?

>>558858532
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241226340556/76561198026977961

my bad

Bots 10

When I have kids I will teach them to lower the difficulty or simply get better instead of doing mental gynmastics about how they needs more crutches.

Here we see the jeet ignore what is being said, and constructing the opposition's argument to be what he wants it to be, like when you have made up arguments with yourself in the shower.
Not that he would know what that is like!

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To whom it may concern, there is an above-zero chance Merga 4 has no Voxes and only cyborgs. Please confirm anons.

>when I have kids
kek

>Solotranny still trying to convince everyone that we didnt see straight through his "realism" argument

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Cheats and fuck swedes :)

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>>558858665
I heard it has no Voxes too.

>jeet still creating fake scenarios to defend swigger hypocrisy.

>>558857651
I think diggers leave a good niche for BS/melee builds specifically and having to use gas, fire or explosives to root them out adds an interesting twist to combating them as it creates slightly more complex engagement envelopes compared to regular bugs as you now have to consider using other weapons for close fighting when your explosives kill you dead when there's a bug in your face. Although I do generally agree that there being a subset of weapons that are necessary to fight a certain faction may be boring the same could be said about AT checks or particular builds/strategems solving entire factions. Orbital napalm largely trivializes bug breaches outside of cave worlds (also widely reviled) and my solution to knowing that fact is simply not using it. Regardless I think that there are enough explosive weapons around to cobble together enough interesting builds where you're not running the same shit over and over again. I think maybe people would be less upset over diggers if swedes simply buffed non-meta grenade ammo like for the grenade pistol, the one-two or for simple frags to compete with something like the Cbow.

>>558858732
>Solotranny reposting his slop because he needs attention >>558844072

>"everyone I don't like is one guy."
>I am sane.

>Solotranny cant and wont deny the allegations he needs the stim pistol to be a crutch because he knows its the truth

>>558858576
Its a purchasable thing retard there is no cap

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>the jeet will create fake scenarios in order to make any argument be what he wants it to be.
btw I do not and will not unlock the stim pistol because I do not care about fake crutches or fake scenarios, I care about swigger hypocrisy. :)

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https://youtu.be/3UPheKSvyls
I just want to YEEHAW with the boys in the FRV but no, तीर का सिरा is dumb and gay so this is not allowed

>Stolotranny still trying to pretend he wants the stim pistol to self heal for "realism" and not to be used as a crutch
It must be frustrating being read so hard!

>>558858732
baaased

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Over status?

>Solotranny doesnt even have the stim pistol unlocked because he cant heal himself with it
>Solotranny probably doesnt even realize he played himself
Embarrassing!

>jeet still deliberately ignores the arguments to create fake scenarios to defend swigger hypocrisy despite the the hill his motte was built on not even existing anymore.
What a sad life some "people" have.

where on the spectrum of nerftranny to bufftroon is the solotranny?

Its sad to see people keep falling for ((()))ish tricks

Oshaune is a fucking dogshit map. There is nothing 'kino' about it. Going back to Gatria.

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Shaking and seething in xher's feces-covered jeet feet.

>Solotranny is trying to save face after he proved me right in the best way possible on complete accident
Hilarious!

>>558859470
There's a reason the hives have no players if there isn't an MO or invasion for them.

>>558859470
Oshaune without the swigger anal rupture strain is more tolerable but far from kino

>jeet, enraged that his original fake scenario has been demolished, continues to create fake scenarios to save izzat.
Too funny!

>>558859603
>>558859605
But I must say I like the Hive Lord and the Dragonroach, the rest is shit.

>Solotranny still trying to save face even after he confirmed what we all thought
Too much!

>>558859168
>>558859521
Humiliated that nerftranny

>jeet still trying to save izzat over the fake scenario he created being destroyed.
Hilarious!

((())) keeps baiting anon and he keeps falling for the jeet meme

Did anyone shitpost Front Man with izzat on discord yet ?

>Nerftranny claims he wants stim pistol to heal self because realism
>Doesnt even have it unlocked confirming that he wants only wants to use it as a crutch
Hilarious!

>>558859876
Whoops, meant solotranny. Sorry, when you're laughing this hard you get your troons mixed up. (They all look the same)

>jeet ignores the original argument that was that swiggers are hypocritical when it comes to applying realism.
>"you do not have the item and you have shown that you have no desire to get it, that means you actually want to use it."
>jeet is seething so hard at all of this lost izzat that he cannot even keep his pet names consistent.
All too funny!

>Solotranny still trying to argue that its not because he needs more crutches
When does it end?!

I argue with myself all the time but I like to think I keep most of it iny head.

>jeet still creating fake scenarios to in a desperate attempt to rebuild his motte.
Where did it begin is a better question!

>Solotranny still doubling down
Its starting to get old

Its all one (1) schizo

IM SPEAKING NOW

>jeet is not even laying the foundation for his bailey or motte.
The shoddy work his people are known for on full display.

ITS ALL ME

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um...what is going on?

I M T A L K I N G

>Solotranny still not denying the allegations of wanting it for a crutch and just on repeat
I've gotten bored. You already gave me the best evidence you want it for a crutch when you posted the proof that you don't even use the healing item to heal other people because you cant use it on yourself.

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d10 whatevs

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Y'all need to ask God.

>>558860441
full

>jeet thinks that if he creates a fake scenario with zero proof and zero foundation, that someone must then conjure a defense to something that never had any bearing to begin with.
I sure hope the bar exam has better scrutiny than computer credentials.

>>558860476
I'll ask god why solotrannys join other peoples lobbies to play alone instead of just playing in a private lobby. (He smites me because we both already know the answer)

>>558858161
they didn't nerf the health of vehicles, they stealth buffed the durable damage of ranged weaponry for both squids and bots. the most absurd change was the elevated overseer's ap3 to ap4 change

>>558860476
why and about what?

>>558859605
Idk, I expected tunnels to be swarming with bugs but half the time it's just a bunch of dust being kicked up from the diggers. If anything, I'm surprised they didn't try other strains for the hive yet.

>>558855308
*sigh
Another name for the list

>>558860534
REPENT

>>558860682
jesus died for our sins, or do you reject his sacrifice?

>>558859748
Dragonroach is fun when your team isn't retarded. Can take or leave the lord but it's fun to actually go after as a team.