I'm tired of matches being decided by the weakest lane

MIRAGE IT'S YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER MAMDANI

WELL BEGUN IS HALF DONE
>*runs away*

>>558900323
>knockdown initiated

>>558900316
Yeah it's pretty exhausting to have multiple games where two retards go like 0-5 in lane each and ensure that you will lose.

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Sex with Venator

>get shit stomped by 4 spirit characters for 2 rounds in streetbrawl
>game gives me enhanced frenzy on billy
>win
>then gives me enhanced spellbreaker
>become literally unkillable
the slot machine has blessed me

>>558900262
Mass report Metro for smurfing for 12 games against low ELO players for "content". His game record today is 12-2 and his last match he had 43k when literally everyone else in the game had 23k. Fucking report him. Faggot influencers sohuldn't be allowed to just ruin 12 fucking games in the row for new, lower rated players to farm engagement. If I went on the discord and posted proof of myself doing this without "audience privilege" I'd be banned.

I LANE AGAINST REM EVERY GAME

EEEEEEEVERY GAME

15 OF MY LAST 20

WHAT
IS
GOING
ON

>>558900463
Kys faggot

>>558900463
i don't bloody think the vatican allows it

so what do i do when rem very skillfully dumps his faggotlings on the creeps and they become unkillable

>metro smurfing apollo in low elo
what a faggot

>>558900262
>Marathon has 67k players right now
>Deadlock has 97k
oh no no no no no
the art students who made all of Marathon's loading screens and paid 450k in tuition to a fancy art school are going to be out of a job

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Any pose recommendations?

>>558900658
kill them harder

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>>558900517
For some reason it feels like every Rem player is RPing.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6YXcV5h5-_Y

What's up with chaining/AoE abilities like 7's 2 or Celeste's ult that completely neuron-destroys my teammates and makes them blindly rush towards the rest of the team whenever they get hit by those?

>>558900673
Him being allowed to get away with this by Valve isn't the sole problem. Him doing this also encourages other people to do this for various cope reasons (ZERO TO HERO RANK UP CHALLENGE FOR CONTENT, etc.)

>>558900471
How do I do it?

>>558900763
how

>>558900695
That's actually nuts the peak dropped that much for Marathon, almost as steep as Highguard

how the fuck do you win as wraith? this hero is a ranged creep for 30 minutes. if they deathball and take over the map it's over

>>558900262
>Time Thief
>Paradox
Literally who?

Why does drifter 1v5 my team, yet I kill him solo no problem?
What the fuck is wrong with you inbred idiots

Why the fuck does Curse nor Knockdown stop Rem ult

Just played billy for the first time.
holy fucking FUN, just pure unga.

>>558900826
i dont care about that i just think its really fucking gay to pick the one hero that low elo players pull their hair out over when youre eternus 6

>>558900471
>Valve
>ever touching ecelebs for smurfing
lol lmao, just look at mason

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When is Mercy/Medic getting added?

>>558900695
you mean the stuff they stole

>>558900925
he missed his mark on you

>>558900961
You already got paige and rem supportsissy.

>>558900961
Please no healers in this game

>>558900471
>>558900673
>>558900826
i don't get why companies don't do more against smurfing

>get rid of smurfing and you upset... le heckin epicerino e-celebs who will still play your fucking game lmao
>don't get rid of smurfing and you continually piss off the 99% who don't want to get shitstomped by adderall addicted cucks whose entire lives revolve around games

>>558900917
>>558900925
>>558900926
>>558900928
>>558900939
/dlg/ if it was written by the hazbin hotel team

>>558900921
what did he mean by this?

>>558901067
dont know what that is but it sounds like a tranny show, you watch that shit?

>>558900961
We have lifesteal items. Healsluts are not needed in deadlock. I honestly wish they would remove lifesteal entirely

>>558900262
Does the citadel region override command still work?
Otherwise i'm not playing

>>558900961
Rem is cancerous enough.

>>558900921
lorelet

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>>558900471
Sadly all ecelebs making garbage "bronze to masters/higher" content never get banned because it's free advertising for the game, unless Valve decides to bring the hammer down nothing will happen (they won't). The only acceptable one was Tyler doing his challenger all roles challenge since he was legit hardstuck in diamond while learning the roles and characters, and he was solo queueing.

>>558901064
they know the goyim continue to consume the slop even if they get shat on by a smurf every game

>>558898643
I set it like that and I need to move my entire arm, people really play like that?

>>558901163
No I don't watch it but the group who writes it is notorious for making the characters say "fuck" every other sentence

>>558901212
retard

>>558901267
and how would you know that, tranny?

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I'm not saying the character is OP or anything like that, but I DO NOT know how to deal with Lash at all. What should I be buying/doing when I'm encountered this wanker? Laning can be 50/50 until he gets his full kit and then I'm basically either hiding or feeding, especially if he has someone like Dynamo with him, holy shit.

>>558901336
It was pretty popular to dunk on them for it for a while, didn't even need to see an episode of the show.
I guess you're just a hermit though so I can understand being out of the loop.

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matchmaking hello?

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Yurilock

>>558900961
Healbots are not Icefrog's style

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Lash is pure sexo

>>558901367
Counterspell, Knockdown, Spirit resist

>>558901408
>not watching a tranny show makes you a hermit
oh, ok
hope your SRS goes well, xir

>>558901163
>self-admits to sounding like a character in a "tranny show"
not the own you think it is, obsessedanon

Literally lost 3 games in a row due to toxic players
first 2 venators DC'd mid game, and last one a Holliday player stopped playing because i "stole" 1 box,

Went from archon 5 to archon 2, i'm so sad.

>>558901804
No but your lack of reading comprehension certainly does, may your next pail of water not be infected with a brain muncher.

uhhhhh did valve forget it was black history month? where are the wraith and infernus buffs?

>>558901812
>retarded tranny babble
best wishes for your SRS

>Deathy going full virtue signal 2016 male feminist "women are opressed"
I guess woke is not dead.

DOES REGION OVERRIDE STILL WORK OR NOT?

>>558901969
What zero pussy does to a mfer

>>558901883
>reading comprehension makes you a hermit
next youre going to tell me your inability to use logic doesnt make you a retard

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>>558901920
We're getting Wraith animated r34 instead!

>>558901262
just get used to the sensitivity that is appropriate for your setup, only aimtrannies play with sensitivity that low swinging their arms all over the fucking table

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>>558901996
No and it hasn't been working since the hideout was added

>>558901996
Russians complained no one wanted to play with them so Yoshi disabled it

>>558902086
That broke your shtick pretty easily, try not to get in your feelings when attempting a troll next time.

>>558902154
FUCK, guess i'm stuck with subhumans

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>>558900262
Is it me or are there more pic related players these last few days? Did he get a buff?

>>558900961
pic related

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I put the lobby on pause for 10 minutes last night when I told everyone about Iran while they were lane swapping.

>>558901262
>>558902146
literal 40 year old boomer uncs incapable of moving your wrists or arms lmao

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Maybe it's a skill issue on my part but she really feels like a relic from an earlier time in the game
>stand and fight style sucks dick after laning
>mobility heros (ie all new releases) make her eat shit
>more motion based game now means that her amp up time on her minigun is really underwhelming and doesn't feel good to really shoot, which is a grave sin for a heavy weapons character
>sentry is just a way more dogshit Graves minion
>healing is subpar unless you go super heavy in spirit and if you do her minigun feels even worse
>wall is good but a lot of hyper mobility heroes can just... get away from it, stun at max is great and some hallways
>ult seems really bad in a world of cc and feels like her minigun does more damage when specced
I dunno I like the idea behind her but she really feels like a half baked Engineer Heavy Weapons Guy that only is good for pushing objectives with monster rounds

>>558902231
youre still replying so it looks like my attempt was successful

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i got the "someone in your game was caught cheating notification" and then the game crashed, then when i tried to rejoin my game continued crashing until i abandoned .
i wasn't even able to enjoy seeing the guy crash out in chat...

>want to play/improve at mina
>never get her because people ban her for some reason, and half the time despite being my highest prio hero the other team gets her
how the hell are you meant to learn and improve on popular heroes?

>>558902262
1/10 bait
apply yourself

>>558901969
If I could magically become a woman without being a tranny abomination of science freak then it would be the easiest decision of my life. Women live life on easy mode and hoeflation is at an all time high. Being a biological woman who plays Deadlock in at least Phantom probably means you could get any future Deadlock pro breadwinner you wanted.

>>558901262
yeah "high level" players almost exclusively use LOW sensitivity that is about full-arm movement mouse control using sweeping movements, with smaller wrist movements and finger movements for fine aiming. To be honest I use a low sens myself but kind of hate the arm thing.

>>558901652
Epsteinlock.

>>558901996
if you stop being a faggot and use google you can easily queue on any server you want in deadlock

>>558900624
The Venators are a results-centric order. That covers all manner of sins.

>>558902262
>picks gun carry
>hips break

dagnabbit, yoshi make this game slower sonny...

over 120 hours in this game and I still have no idea what im doing...

>>558902370
Oh so you actually did get in your feelings that's hilarious

>Camera switches perspective
>Guy misses an ability
>Switches again
>another ability miss
>again
>another miss
>All in a span for like 10 seconds
What the fuck is this tournament

has anybody made customs sprays?

>>558902378
guy probably did something to crash the match desu

>>558902406
>Just install this russian CS2 server exe bro

I rather just not play the game

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>>558902312
>while you're spawning the wall, if the ghost passes through someone, they get slowing hexed
At least 3 seconds until they can jump it and keeps them in place for turrets and the gun spin up time. Also letting her pre-spin while casting spells.

>>558902480
is 'get in your feelings' some kind of ESL saying? ive never heard someone say it like that

since silver is a werewolf does she go into heat? does her tail flag when she is horny?

>>558902469
tutorial ends at 1k hours

>>558902246
IN HERE I AM COB

>>558902625
Stop begging for my attention

>>558902590
it literally just blocks ip addresses you gigantic tech illiterate cuck

Would a green build work on Geist?

My last 8 matches have had Haze on the enemy team despite her being my avoided character, this shit sucks

why is it always infernus players that go 0-15

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Here's your lane partner bro

>>558902641
ask yoshi on the forums

>>558902618
unironically i wish mcginnis looked like this instead of an ugly ass chud

>>558902682
stop giving it to me so easily

>>558902745
why do faggots always draw these fucking pec boobs

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dumb question, what are these on the map?

>>558902837
30+ year old man btw
Next time you get really depressed for being a loser listen to that voice in your head

>>558902925
rare power ups that make you invisible and stuff

>>558902954
the one that tells me you're a schizoid tranny?

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>press 4
>win teamfight with zero counterplay

>>558902745
pure sexo pls post more

>>558903098
But they all counterspelled it? What do you mean?

is counterspell the "just ward his jungle" of this game

The fuck did they do to the matchmaking when they adjusted the ranks? Every game today has been abysmal dogshit.

>>558900743
Any pose, riding pocket

>>558902745
People draw Victor as a tumblr sexyman and I dont get it, Victor would be disgusted at the though of having sex.

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>>558902706

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playing a few matches of doorman really makes me wonder why anyone would bother playing him when you could just play literally anyone else and have an equal/more influence on the game on a significantly easier hero

>>558902745
I finished Heresy's video on him. It was a great recommendation from the thread, thank you to the people who mentioned it. Very thorough video.
I'm finally ready to go 1/12/4 now.

>>558903267
its the weekend

>>558903267
I have no idea its just been literal Overwatch Tier stomps on each side for me makes it really hard to learn this fucking game when my team is either slaughtering everyone or we're being insta gibbed

>Wow anon, your inventory has Ancestral Exalted Vindicta's Used Panties, you played Deadlock before it became a major esport?
>How was the game back in 2024?
Your response?

>>558902869
Muscles are sexy

>>558903446
gun doorman

or maybe the gun doormans i've encountered are all aimbotters

>>558903446
doorman is fun

>>558903665
Based

>>558903317
you're retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4m_ypC1Ok8

>>558903638
>flashbacks to vindicta/gray talon lane prison rape and PTSD of mcginnis taking walkers at 4 mins

Players connecting
7/8

>>558903098
this hero is insanely broken, once he's online there's nothing you can do whatsoever

>>558903768
And Victor does not reciprocate any of the advanced made towards him in those conversations.

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What I ask of you is reasonable and moderate; I demand a Victor, but as hideous as myself; the gratification is small, but it is all that I can receive, and it shall content me. It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the lanes; but on that account we shall be more attached to one another.
Our teammates will not be happy, but they will be harmless and free from the misery I now feel. Oh! Matchmaking, make me happy; let me feel gratitude towards you for one benefit! Let me see that I excite the sympathy of some existing thing; do not deny me my request!

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>>558900262
Best girl!

>>558903814
disarm

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>>558902791
NTA but i find her really hot. I grew up rural so farm girls that actually did labor and were stout because of it were the best

>>558903098
>max cd reduction
>max duration
>buy knockdown/silence wave

awww yeah it's drifter time

>>558900262
I love paradoxes design but those ugly ass arm tubes need to go away.

Does torment pulse proc mystic regen?

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How come whenever I tune in for spectating front page Silver matches she's not doing that well? Is Silver useless in high ranks?

>>558904105
they are connected to the hourglass which is where her abilities come from

>>558904105
Are they Bane drug tubes or what?

>>558903941
why grey skin? the head is just a helmet to hide her identity isnt it?

>>558904210
>liquid time

why are both gun hypercarries in this game black girlbosses

>>558904319
artists dont play the game or read the lore

>>558897806
no you retard, slork's background was being a hotshot in the deep and then the adversary coming in and stealing his thunder.
I think slork's gone because him and viscous' goals were literally 1:1 alongside his kit not really working. And I don't mean designwise I mean functionwise.
They literally couldn't get his hook to work as it should.

yes i'm bad at the game

yes i will continue playing mina in archon

>>558904361
Americans love blacks and jews

I haven't heard conversation between characters for like 50 games now

>>558904505
try not playing warden and sinclair

>>558904113
yeah, it's really good

>>558904464
the mighty valve laid low by slork's hook...

>>558904578
warden should simply talk to himself like a schizophrenic

>do literally fuck all damage in fights as shiv
>still able to stand 1v6 and mash dash never dying
>feel like im accomplishing literally nothing while surviving for no reason

Insane what they did to this guy

>>558904578
I play mainly graves, mo and paige recently

I'm very interested in seeing GOOD art of how Haze would look naked. Not even to masturbate, I'm genuinely interested in how artists would draw her body.

>>558904361
Is haze black? Always assumed it was a magical balaklava to make the face unrecognisable

>100 hours in
>only movement so far I have learned and actually use is dash-jump-slide
yeah honestly no idea how to improve now, everything else seems to require brain

>>558902869
Ive always thought this is funny. Faggots are so deranged they draw male pecs like giant d cup tits

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>>558904586
hmmm, maybe i should build them on abrams

>>558904793
wall jumps are pretty easy

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>>558903446
He's got an incredibly fun and unique kit that leads itself into a lot of "Oh fuck how do I get out of this?" moments and has the ability to annoy a hard carry to borderline suicide. He could use a few buffs, but I'd prefer him being a bit undertuned instead of overpowered. Makes sure that I get to queue in as him that way, you see

>>558904795
can't fool your primal desires even if you're mentally ill i guess

What is the counterplay to Abrams, if any?

>>558904793
You dont need that much unless you buy stamina mastery.
Normal dashes are fine.
Wall jump to reach ledges (dont forget to slide after mantling always)
Always press crouch when getting of zipline, and use the momentum to airdash.
If you buy stamina mastery, never normal dash again, only airdash, and only do it diagonally.
This will do for now.

>>558903801
>flashbacks to haze unstoppable bullet dance murdering everyone

>>558905112
bleeding bullets and decay

>>558905041
obsessed.

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>>558904603
>first he was spiderman where you buy superior stamina and become a server admin as you flew around like spiderman
>then they reworked it and he would just hook on walls and could glide around completely invisible
>also his stealth didn't work if people looked in your direction (would break through walls or not at all)
I'll miss slork

>>558900743
Goatse pose

>>558905334
with boobs

>>558904771
Her model is still unfinished and the smoke effect doesn't work but it was always assumed she's one of the shadow figures you see when you're half asleep or paralyzed. Being a dream entity and all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_person
And now they added low HP portraits which confirm she's physically made of shadow/smoke

>>558905396
fun fact, you can do the same thing with sinclair. If you teleport and cancel the ult people go flying like a slingshot.

For a Doorman cheeky door trip, are you supposed to Door -> Vortex Web -> Cart, or Cart -> Vortex Web ?

Did anyone happen to kill a Hidden King Slork on their way here? No?
Then we still have a problem.

>exit lane at 10 minutes
>press tab
>enemy venator viper haze all 10 0
they really really really need to add an FF button.

are you supposed to lead with mina's ult? that shit misses a ton.

>>558905396
what the fuck

>>558905368
I miss when we actually got to playtest WIPs, the way they've dropped these recent 12 basically finishedtells me they have an even more private playtest now that people aren't privy to.

>>558905607
play streetbrawl

>>558905602
vortex web would be for collecting targets in front of the door for the cart

>>558905602
Either works if you're fast enough, but fast is the key word. I find cart web door easier for me since cart has a slight delay

>>558905609
each individual bat does a 1s silence

>pop vampiric burst
>barely heal at all
damn, is this another item held hostage by haze or something?

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>another stomp game
Surrender when? This shit is legit unplayable, really doubt there's any matchmaking.

>Pick seven
>entire enemy team only has one hero that can cancel my ult, doorman lol
>nobody buying curse or knockdown
>I can just get an early refresher and steamroll them
felt good, ascendant players should've known better

>>558906064
just wait till they separate the queues again, until then just play 4fun and dont worry about it.

LET ME BAN REM PLEEEEASE PLEASE I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE

YOU HAVE ENOUGH PLAY DATA NOW LET ME BAND THIS LITTLE AIDS NEGHOLE FAGGOT

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>>558905672
Anon we have been VERY privy to the "secret" playtest for a while now.

>Play tanky gun Viscous
>Lane partner is a Vyper who might be on pills
>Against Apollo and Celeste
>Vyper starts feeding
>They both counter build me
Just FUCK my NIGGER shit UP

I've been trying to get gud with Calico, but any time I rush in to do my burst, the trade ends up not being worth it at all. They just shred me.

>>558906224
*throws 60000 billion damage pillow on you*
*becomes invulnerable and heals a shitton*
*steals your sinners*
THEY DO LODS OF THINGS :DDDDD

>>558906224
*starts crying*

>doorman isn't allowed to run urn through door
>but viscous is allowed to run urn across the map in 10 seconds

>>558905946
You just need a lot of gun damage

>>558906224
Rem and Celeste are both colossal mistakes in terms of design. If they continue to design heroes like this, the game is fucked.

I cant fucking aim

>>558906435
i was a lategame drifter and a solo seven outdamaged my healing though
i was hitting most of my shots before you ask

>>558906515
Vindicta...
Venator...
Haze...
(Me)...

>>558906515
They made Graves for you lil bro

>>558905946
Yes.

>>558906515
I can't aim either and yet I main Venator with a 70% win rate

>>558902756
I did and he blocked me

Is the Haze holy trinity (Vampiric Burst, Siphon Bullets, Healing Tempo) a meme?

>>558906064
Having to go against a 100k souls raidboss Warden is so fucking stupid

>>558903446
I don't play Doorman to win, I play him to make the lives of the enemy team as miserable as possible (and maybe win along the way)

>>558906515
thats why i only play victor and rem

What is the anti lane Hitler? A lane Churchill, if you will.

I've realised I suck ass at landing and lose most of my lanes, so I request the absolute worst laning heroes in the game, so I'll be forced to improve and not be aggressive like a retard.
Ideally someone who can't self heal so mistakes are punishing so don't say Victor.

>>558906371
The pillow NEEDS to have a hitbox the size of Texas because otherwise the quirk chungus faggots that pick this training wheels hero might get sad.

>>558907106
drifter

>>558907164
>the quirk chungus faggots that pick this training wheels hero
just say women

>>558907106
holliday

>>558907106
Wraith is the worst laner in the game.

>>558907164
>Bro we can totally pull off our own Yuumi that takes skill!
they can't
they never can
it's a flawed concept at the core, literal armless brainless retard hero

>>558903930
after so long i got a match with victor and it was beautiful...

>>558907106
and what of lane stalin and lane hirohito?

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>mo and skill counterspells my YER DEAD

>>558907440
YER NOT DEAD, da baxta society lost yo numbah

>>558907106
>so mistakes are punishing so don't say Victor.
Victor's early game healing is nothing lol
For context Apollo landing his 3 does more healing.

>>558907434
>lane stalin
Sucks for the first five minutes and carried by lane partner, then gets ult that autowins lane
>lane hirohito
Heavy melees, gets parried, dies, dives tower, mistimes the parry, gets slapped, dies.

why is shiv so bad in pubs?

I understand paradox and holliday, but why him?

>>558907475
i regret not screenshotting our venator saying "have you ever thought about killing yourself"

>>558907440
just counterspell his combo
>cucked by torment pulse
nvm

>>558907601
stat checker, needs people to grind out mastery of his M2 for movement so he's harder to gank

>>558907595
>Sucks for the first five minutes and carried by lane partner, then gets ult that autowins lane
Silver
>Heavy melees, gets parried, dies, dives tower, mistimes the parry, gets slapped, dies.
Abrams, Billy

>>558907601
All of his damage was gutted for the most part but his 4 is still busted. So he's in a weird spot where you need a ton of games to properly spam your funny 4 button at the end of the fight.

>start playing on west coast servers instead of east coast
>matchmaking gets better
>people are less niggery
i'm noticing...

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>>558907475
I 100% just got matched with this guy, what the fuck

a sinclair player that kept calling us inbreds

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I don't really understand the point of Paradox
>slow charge ability that does shit damage and slows someone for less than a second
>grenade with a tiny radius
>wall that only slows bullets, doesn't stop them
>ult that trades places with an enemy
>0 mobility
Like, Lash can just do her ult but better, on top of high damage and insane mobility. Why would I ever play this bitch?

>>558907940
Californian hands typed this post

Come to boston so I can beat the shit out of you

>>558908009
if you want to rub one out mid match to her thick legs

>>558907475
Seeing people going nuclear with Sinclair or Doorman always makes me fucking laugh since it feels in character

>>558908009
Unironically she's just from a different time. Same thing with mcginnis, their character design doesn't work with the reworked, buffed and nerfed gen 1 characters and the newer characters are all stronger than her.
There was a period of time where she was the defacto strongest character in the game. Like no one could 1v1 her and she would win 1v2's.

>>558907106
Seven is hard to play early game since he doesn't have free mobility, get out of jail free abilities, and self-healing like Apollo, Rem, and Celeste do. Play him and you'll improve your fundamentals massively, while also playing the best carry in the game. Plus, he's fun and actually honest to play, unlike all the new heroes.

>>558907475
i'm never going to stop laughing at deadlock chat screenshots like this, there's something about the way they look with the portraits that make them all hilarious

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>>558908412
It will always be funny because it looks like the characters themselves are saying it

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>>558908412
True

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>YER DEAD

We should assign incredibly complicated names to the simplest deadlock techs so we can pretend we're very smart around other gamers

>>558908562
was the it/its tranny mad at viscous for being heckin transphobic?

>>558908009
lash also does holliday better

>>558908589
FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE, UNENDING PURSUIT: JACKALS AMONG SHEEP
if you can't do this then you are a shitter

>>558908009
If you've ever played Dota 2, Paradox is essentially this game's version of Vengeful Spirit. On paper and in the average pub match, an absolute shit-tier character, but in pro games, a constant staple because of their ultimates, which is swap. The only true difference is that Paradox has a silence, damaging wall to swap through and VS just has a click-stun.

>>558908694
careful, any holliday slander will summon the holliday onetrick

>>558908757
kino

>>558908757
>what it actually is :dash into slide down stairs

Instead of double jumping let's call it midair thrust recursion

>>558908909
just call it the force a nature

>double crouch fast fall
>METEOR STRIKE: PIERCE THE HEAVENS, TWIST OF FATE THAT GOD DID NOT PREDICT

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>Dota
>128 heroes
>4 HP% threshold execution spells (Axe, Wind with Killshot, AA, Necro)
>Deadlock
>38 heroes
>4 execution spells (Vindicta, Venator, Shiv, Apollo)

>>558909113
But we have two different shotguns that do that

>>558909243
lets call them midair thrust recursions as a middle ground

>>558909243
that just makes it even more confusing which is good

>>558909341
we're gonna have to shorten that to being an "MTR", buddo

do enemy troopers drop souls if an invisible enemy like Haze is around? like should I lock in if I'm farming a lane, and my troopers suddenly begin dropping souls?

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>>558909227
MASAKA, HE MASTERED METERO STRIKE, PIERCE THE HEAVENS, TWIST OF FATE THAT GOD NOT PREDICT?
WHAT IS HE, A ETERNUS 6 NIGHTSHIFT PLAYER?

>>558909241
I said it when Apollo came out that his ult is kinda boring. This fancy ass fencer hero should have some mechanically engaging way of getting bonus damage, at least by applying debuff stacks with his other abilities to buff his ult, not just requiring them to be low hp

>>558908814
Venge's swap on Paradox doesn't fit her, at all. It isn't time themed, it's SPATIAL.
Her ultimate should have been some Tracer bullshit, or maybe Glimpse.

quitting our of a match literally 10s in shouldn't give you the ragequit penalty, you haven't even gotten off the zipline and nobody gets a forced loss for leaving a game that early, so what the fuck is the harm being done
>just be a hermit that never has surprise shit happen bro

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>its another 'im the only guy on the team counterbuying so we get wiped by the one guy whos 30k souls ahead' match
how can i explain to my dipshit teammates that sometimes buying slowing hex / counterspell is a higher priority buy than the next core item in their L>R build

>>558909241
if you're counting vindicta, you should be counting laguna blade and finger of death

I'm NOT actually a "DUUUUDE NUMBERS" fag but it kind of has to be said that it's insane Marathon, a new Bungie game doing a free to play 5 day demo before going paygated (so only time to play it to try it), is actually being mogged by Deadlock, a closed invite playtest, by like 30k players on a Saturday afternoon.

>>558909473
They drop souls when an enemy hero is nearby, regardless of whether they're invisible or not.

MOBA games can't be fun btw

>>558909473
yeah, haze can even actively farm a wave while invisible with either torment pulse or if you slide into melee (unless they finally fixed that shit at some point)

>>558909568
if an item doesn't give me damage or lifesteal it's bad

>>558909568
an active would require them to press a button
same with counterspell, but with timing
you're expecting too much from them

>>558909612
one look at a webm will inform you as to why

>>558909672
having fun isn't why we play Deadlock, its to ensure other people don't have fun

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>playing venerator
>see Paige escaping into mid tunnels with a tint fart of hp
>shoot flame nade after her
>can hear the grenade going dink dink dink on the stairs walls
>kill
>paige goes turbo nuclear

>>558909490
and did you leave this in the feedback forums so yoshi could actually consider this?

>>558909612
Have you played it? It's genuinely boring. I haven't touched a finished AAA game in years so seeing all the effort that went into the cutscenes and contracts was actually really cool but the gameplay loop sucks. The items you find don't actually look like anything, like the shields and stuff are just weird looking horizontal cards. I also went 4 raids without encountering another player squad even though the maps are tiny. It's just not fun at all.

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why does porn music play in the lobby

>>558909576
Finger of Death and Laguna Blade don't do bonus damage when the enemy is low HP like Vindicta's Assassinate does. Hell, Lina's combo doesn't even end with Laguna Blade.
Finger sort of counts since you get stacks from using it to finish off enemies but still, it doesn't use an HP threshold.

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My friends kept telling me that this game is the next big thing and that its insanely fun, yet I come in and it turns out the game is just a weird mix of dota 2 and overwatch, how is the combination of not only the two worst games on the planet, but the combination of two worst game genres (MOBA x Hero Shooter) supposed to be fun? Tarkov was more fun than this.

>>558909853
Nahh, if my idea is well liked someone else will steal it and post it on my behalf.

>>558909976
have you tried not being shit at the game?

>>558909976
it's a matter of skill.

>>558909976
overwatch isn't a third person shooter and didn't come up with the idea of heroes nor guns

>>558910002
cowardly

>>558909976
i mean, it is a bad mix but calling tarkov fun should get you executed

>>558909976
You could've said pretty much any other game but tarkov? Fun? Cmon

>>558909612
its extremely boring, I have no idea how arc raiders still has players either, I had my fun but there was nothing to do after like 40 hours. Tarkov's jank makes the extraction genre fun, everyone has a story about living because they found a MRE or jar of mayo while bleeding out while they limped to extract with minutes left in raid

what are you meant to do when you hit an elo where sinners/jungle aren't ignored and you're now competing for farm with your own team?

>>558910002
if your idea is good yoshi will totally hire you

>>558910167
>you're now competing for farm with your own team?
what, your Rem and Seven didn't already clear the map in 5 picoseconds?
how nice

>>558910167
get a fresh account and start again

>>558910167
cry because 6 people on a map smaller than dota's is just gay

>>558910168
yoshi employs most of dlg, didn't you know?

>>558902246
Said it a few times, but he counters Apollo if you trap him while using advance. If you successfully dome him with a single dps he's completely fucked. I personally thing he's the best user of healing tempo too since you can ice grenade an ally and an enemy at the same time pretty frequently with charges and it's what, a 70%movespeed/fire rate difference and 700hp difference if you just hit ONE ally and enemy? He's not rem but he's decent

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>>558910334
you might even say all of them
for free

>>558909976
>overwatch
it's a game for uncs who grew up playing movement arena shooters. I've never played a moba but I felt so at home with the movement shooter part that it clicked instantly.

>>558910167
there's tons of boxes that aren't on the main path of creeps. Boxes give a lot, especially when more spawn in later. If you're not as item dependent as others, you should just try and do boxes. Especially if you're a support or have a gun with a lot of ammo. Everyone tends to ignore the underground

There's like 5 great box spots that are never ever EVER touched in my games and I'm not saying what they are

>>558910430
we get paid in loosh

>>558909976
overwatch won game of the year in 2016, hero shooters can be good as long as the devs dont listen to the role that has the most complaining (usually supportoids) which we really dont have to worry about (yet?)

>>558910597
I already know where they are (touches your dick)

Trophy Collector is really slept on with Doorman

>>558910646
You already have brainless retard heroes like rem and paige(and graves even if she isn't relegated to the support role yet), what are you talking about

>>558910597
crate room, subway, hallway near church/sidewalker, what else

>>558909612
>played the original Marathon
>love the (stolen) Designers Republic art style
>thought the narrative bits in the trailers looked incredible
>played the shit out of Destiny 1
I was literally manufactured in a lab to play this game
Then I saw
>extraction shooter
And dipped immediately.
Why the FUCK would you do that, even if you didn't lean into a narrative campaign, I'd have taken generic shootashit, I'd have taken a Vermintide co-op thing, why extractionslop whyyyyyy
>I fucking love it when nothing happens

>>558910824
because when people say "support" they really mean "I want to stand still and hold m1 on my boyfriend's toon"
I've been playing Ivy more aggressively and as a hybrid recently and I've been having a lot of success. Yes I'll still get some support items, but only if it feels like I'm being pushed aside.

I can't even be happy with the times I do well in lane because that's when they decide to give me the most retarded team imaginable

>>558910945
I do however hope the game succeeds because I want to see Blender porn of those plastic shell women

>>558907475
wait I think I played with this dude yesterday kek. rage baited the shit out of him and made him Alt+F4 when the match ended.

Playing in lower ranks is turbo cancer you're lucky to have people stay in lanes after 5-6 minutes.

>>558911079
>land, line up crosshairs to shoot troopers
>ally Bebop is diving their guardian
THE FIGHTING HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET

>>558911146
URGE TO BROOL RISING

>the staircase swingset right in the middle
who needs to reload anyway

>>558911079
>hmmm 3-0 in lane, not too shabby, I still got it
>GREEN WALKER IS DOWN DEFEND THE BASE

>>558911079
Every fucking game in low ranks I hate these niggers so much.