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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Editi on/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live
>MAJOR NEWS
Jan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKk
Feb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4
Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y
Feb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14
Feb 27 UDIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s
>LATEST PATCHES
Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
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This used to be how they worked, actually. Long ago, in the game's early days, Fabricators could only be destroyed by big enough red stratagems (Eagle 500kg, OPS, Orbital 380) or a grenade in the vent. The only AT weapon that could kill them in the old days was the Spear, which had trouble locking onto targets 98% of the time, and the Commando also had this ability when first introduced (you could kill in one shot, which completely negated the Spear's usefulness).
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Don't try to kill shit farther than 30 meters away, and you'll be fine. If you need more range, that's what the Adjudicator is for.
Also, Siege Ready is your friend.
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>>558907046
It's over
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D10 bug chasing on DIGGER PLANET. Be here or be square.
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>>558907630
FVLL. We dive
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The Raped
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>>558907046
>nerftranny nightmare
>holy supply meta
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DO NOT REDEEM STIM SAAR!!!!
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now that the dust has settle how are we feeling about the commando mission?
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fun and occasionally challenging but the juice isn't worth the squeeze
commando missions are (arguably) more difficult but they have the exact same rewards as normal missions
they should do something more interesting with them. either have them provide more liberation, hinder the enemy decay rate, provide more XP, higher PoI spawn rate, etc.
another prime example of the swedes being able to build something without satisfyingly integrating it into the game (melee, vehicles, cities, commando missions)
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Nice samefag, tranny.
What's the cope going to be when we win this MO?
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>>558907046
Devs agree
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>>558910489
>whataboutism
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>>558910572
You didn't answer my question.
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>>558910703
>more whataboutism
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>>558910852
>always play the same faction over and over no matter what is happening in game
>same overused jokes every time
>prone to fits of rage over minor things
you tell me
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>>558909308
>BuGODS liberate 99% of Fori leaving the remaning (4)1% to botrannies
>BBCstan PTSD kicks in and they neck themselves before making ANY progress
>BuGODS have to save the MO once more
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>>558911216
>bugchaser making up a story in his head and forgot when they were made subservient breeding sows for botchads
Why dont they ever have any facts to back up their cope?
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I fear there's an oversaturation of healsluts.except none of them brought stim pistolposers
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>JOEL is actually unironically a pajeet
Can't make this shit up.
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Can he save the galactic war from jeets?
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>Better
Isn't the contention that the bot players will go fight bugs if that's the MO, whereas there's about 30k bug divers that will never ever no matter what play anything besides bugs, thereby tanking any non bug MO with gimped liberation rates?
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>people actually kick u for not saying "gg"
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>open game
>open ce SC dropper
>computer locks up
>reboot pc and game
>you must agree to the Sony EULA
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name a company that hates their consumers more than AH
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Met my first Chinese hacker today. No SC but he did spam a million sentries, had god mod and ran really fast
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default bugdiving on gatria because I love red grass
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Kill yourself, freak.
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>>558915069
Some have hacks that let them noclip around and play Gmod in Helldivers.
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Thats too much hard work
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2/4
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my first chink hacker was dropping tactical nukes which reverses all your controls if you're close to it going off, 5 lines of eagle strafing runs and spamming general brasch AI voice lines. He made every enemy a stalker which was pretty fun and cool.
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>>558915610
ROBOCUNNY UOOHHH
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https://youtu.be/IQJKFNnPOAw
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>redditors posting their jewtube uploads
no one cares
buy an ad nigger
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>>558907630
Good diving.
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Normally I host every game and never get cheaters but I played as a client for 2 games. And in both games I ran into chinese cheaters who later joined back to back. Have I been doing something wrong?
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You either pipe down or I'm launching Stable Diffusion, nigdiver.
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>imagine
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we getting nuked this monday?
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>bug and bot fans fighting for the 30th time this MO
>meanwhile the humble squidbro
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Going to be nice and give my Oshuaaaaan easymode load out specifically for this mission with ass rupture strain. I doubt it's unique but here goes.
Primary - punisher plasma. Why? It forces diggers to unburrow and kills everything in cave bottlenecks short of heavies. I prefer it over Eruptor and this won't change until/if ever the corpse bug is fixed.
Sidearm - nade pistol. Combined with whatever grenades you take you should have enough for an entire nest. Especially if you take +2 armor.
Armor - fire resist purely because getting killed by invisible fire is the most annoying thing.
Strats:
Laser cannon - unlimited ammo and can double as a primary.
Warp pack - why? Most deaths on Oshit are from getting cornered/ran over in a cave, the HL flopping on you, and roach fire. This lets you get out of all of these situations.
Orbital rail - fuck roaches
Mech of choice - Emancipator is better only because of ammo efficiency.
The only downside is lack of brrrrt for broken HL armor. If you know your team is going for the kill swap mech to Patriot, it's gatling chews up smokeless HL.
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press b, nigga
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>JOEL MY SON
>YOU A GAME DESIGNER NOW
>YOU MUST CHOOSE HOW TO RETAIN YOUR PLAYERBASE
>BEUTIFUL AND CLEAN HOTFIXES AND QUALITY OF LIFE UPDATES
>OR DESIGNATED SHITTING STIMS
It's been nothing but fucking misery since cybergay ended.
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>>558919493
no need, storing humans on cryopods themselves is not realistic at all...
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i thought that was patched because narrowhead didnt like that it reduced the fall/impact damage by emoting..
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>>558919493
The problem Arrowhead has is they design their game that takes place in like 2186 based on our modern understanding of war and tech. They say "muh realism" because they want HD2 to be this weird ass starship troopers/milisim lite experience. But when they have an excuse they say "oh Super Earth stole it from the squids"
I still want a Rep 80 but I feel like they consider it "Space Magic"
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>gacha/battlepass pack
this shit is never on-brand because whales like flashy garish shit
just be glad it's not nicki minaj
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None of you understand how Arrowhead works, or why do they do what they do (besides being blonde niggers)
They all served in the military.
This "realism" grunt shit, the intentional suckage of certain weapons - it's all a reference to their experience within sw*dish military. It's an inside joke.
There, that's it, that's the entire premise of Helldivers 2.
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Are you dumb?
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>waaah why isn't every weapon instagib
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Get outta here, little pussy girl.
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D10 oshaune
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241312841585/76561197980082129
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>nobody ITT will realize this is the only correct answer
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yep, gaijin is composed of the most satanic, most anti-human beings imaginable
I played war thunder from the beginning and I watched them just fuck it all up over the course of years and I'm so fucking disgusted with it, haven't played it in years
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nah, I'm good, thanks
but please, enjoy your fucking lib concs or stagger SMG whatever the fuck it's called, have fun!
just the next time you see a retarded mechanic, or something blatantly anti-fun, remember - this is a swegroid power (over you) fantasy, they're farming izzat from you in unimaginable quantities
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I'll check the archives but there was obvious assmad anon complaining how anons here were saying "death threats" like punch swigger kill swigger nuke sweden
like jeets, no one really defends swedes here so he stood out like a sore thumb.
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why doesn't melee have stagger?
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the only correct answer, fuck anton and his bunch of slavic monkeys
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Shame you can't Sterilize bugs holes. Jeethead pls let Sterilizer gas linger in the air like gas grenades or orbital.
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I am actually really impressed with how accurate it gets the armor most of the time
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Doing a Major Order on a hive world was a mistake. Because bug caves were a mistake. Because they're fucking broken and will never be fixed.
You will STILL reinforce onto the tall roof of caves, where falling down is almost always a guaranteed death. I call this the Reinforce Tax, because it doubles, triples, or quadruples or more team death counts in open cave areas until you finally get reinforced in the correct spot.
Your stratagems will STILL be called into the worst places, such as directly on top of each other and destroying sentries and emplacements, absolutely nowhere near where you placed the stratagem, or instantly wasted directly into massive gaping death holes.
Your exosuits STILL get stuck.
Rupture niggers will STILL dig through nonsensical terrain, like oil pipes.
Rupture Chargers will STILL emerge from underground, stand there stationary for a millisecond as their animation completes, and then immediately shoot forward at full charging speed with zero transition in between.
And Dragonroaches who can still somehow endlessly spew flames even with their bile sacs destroyed, unlike Bile Titans.
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Joel is Swedish. And is an honorary jeet (smug, arrogant, and spiteful.
Front Man (Udit) is a jeet. And an honorary swede (smug, arrogant, and spiteful).
They're both Game Masters of the Galactic War and work together every weekday.
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Cyborg: Helldiver, you just fucked with the wrong bot! You should've learned your lesson on fuckin' Aurora bay! But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My factory built me that Vox engine motherfucker! You ever shoot at automaton troopers? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb!
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any bug fixes yet
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This thing against predator strain, a hunter seed or Alpha Commander spam is pure perfection.
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This thing against predator strain, a hunter seed or Alpha Commander spam is pure perfection.
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double freedom is better
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At this point I bring GL about every bug dive for more than a year now.
It's not a crutch because I cannot deal with the bugs. It's because I don't want to deal with bile spewer seed.
They should make them a strain so you can avoid them
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You posted the wrong picture twin.
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UOOOHHH POCKET BOTOCUNNY
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Did you know automatons and cyborgs are created with weapons grafted onto their arms? Does this mean they are inherently violent by nature? Hmmm, interesting
Did you know Terminid brood queens can reproduce asexually, meaning they are biologically single mothers? How do you think this affects the behaviour of their children? Curious
Did you know, despite making 13% of the Illumninate ground forces, Crescent Overseers cast 51% of the plasma?
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>Corpses WILL ALWAYS leave invisible walls
Massive Impalers cramming themselves into tiny cave passages and then completely blocking them when they die is a classic. Dragonroaches also leave huge lingering invisible hitboxes spread out everywhere that block your shots.
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I heard Launch Nuke missions always have the bile seed. And it seems to be true, so that's at least one mission you can always be certain what kind of bugs you'll face.
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NOW TELL THEM ABOUT PER CAPITA
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Oshaune is exhausting. I demand a relaxing Squid Major Order next. No mandatory explosive meta. No tank armor. No AT needed. Just pure raw unthinking dakka and that's it. Your squad can all bring MMGs and/or Stalwarts with Siege Ready and Supply Packs and just let endless dakka loose. See who can finish the mission with most bullets fired.
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it threw me so far that command couldn't nuke me from orbit
i got stuck in space and had to return to ship
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Do you guys torture your bugs?
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this is the beginning of my dissident arc
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They can't feel pain and aren't intelligent and thus cannot suffer so I wouldn't call it torture but it is funny turning Terminids into useless fucknuggets, yes.
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Fall damage deletes almost half your health. Yet enemies do not take any fall damage from any height. This is swedish perfectly balanced realism.
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>the last response was >>558921180
They are THAT evil huh.
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>Helldivers 2 is sold to Chinese company
>They instantly remove all the "grunt fantasy" shit and actually make the game fun
>New weapons are actually unique and interesting
>New sub plot of Equality-On-Sea rebelling against Super Sweden
>Sub plot ends with EOS executing Joel and the jeet live on Strohhmann news
>Lean is renamed to "female" and the model is changed to properly reflect it
>All the browns on your destroyer are replace with light skinned characters
>The "satire" of the game is completely thrown out the window and Super Earth is unequivocally the good guys
>The new plot actually tries to do something interesting and be engaging instead of just referencing real world events
>Retcon the story that helldivers receive extensive training and rebalance the game to reflect this
>Ragdoll spam is removed
>Limbs dont break instantly
>Ergonomics from normal weapons is removed
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We've successfully defended Oshaune. No, you do not get free warp packs for 24hrs or something. You need more?
Place your bets on which faction will be the subject of an order from High Command next.
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it was a live screen i was stuck on, stayed there till i exited back to ship. could still type to my team and was "alive". stuck in limbo so no fall damage to die and i couldn't move - so stuck in falling status I guess?
it was kinda interesting seeing the entire map zoomed out. i've gone for some sky rides but never like this
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Give them a delay before being able to dig again. Any delay at all compared to the zero delay we have now.
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Lobby dozo, (dont click)
Gaytria
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cyberstan was the death of the game
too many retards got brought in
in the past a gentle slap was enough to remind people that your gear is your gear
now the fuckinjg cod generation is here treating everything as a "drop"
the sword has never demanded this much water for democracy
may super earth have mercy on us all
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FVLL
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>watching two low level idiots fight over playing the pipe game then murder eachother while standing behind them in a mech
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Calling stratagems in narrow cave openings forces you to call them in a specific order, sentries last, and only one, or it will get crushed by the next stratagem called in because they only land in one exact spot, no matter where you throw the stratagem.
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Wanna get a new warbond but I can't pick between these two:
Freedom's flame for a full flame loadout and be the biggest walking hazard to my teammates or Redacted regiment for pure smoke shenanigans and being mildly annoying to my teammates?
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We're definitely taking Choepessa next, right?
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>>558925297
If you must deploy a sentry in a narrow cave opening, do it last.
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>>558931354
I've been waiting for the playerbase to liberate Choepessa for the last year.
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>>558925297
Just abysmal dogshit. They never put any real effort into testing any of this and then immediately abandoned it to work on the next big update. And never test that one too. Repeat ad infinitum for the 8 more years they allegedly plan to support this game.
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>>558932794
>TAKE HIM TO THE BIOPROCESSORS
SWEET LIBERTY, NOOOOO!!!
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>>558932794
EPG casually outdoing the entirety of Arrowhead in making cinematics for their own fucking game. The lack of effort these pigheaded swedes put into this game is nauseating.
A single fucking person is doing better than them. One fucking guy.
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SWEET LIBBIDEH!!! M'LEGGGG!!!!!! >;333
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>>558933041
why would you be mad?
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I can practically hear arrowhead seething at this helldiver being a chad
>"NOOOO!!!!! THEYRE SUPPOSED TO DIE LIKE A SAD, MISERABLE SHITTER! YOURE RUINING MY GRUNT FANTASY!!!"
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>>558933041
https://youtu.be/22PKMFM8Dq4
Him and Martechi are just coming up with cool new ships or designs while the best arrowhead can do is a single shot of a cyborg in the latest update trailer (they are even getting too lazy for that)
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>>558925297
Example of stratagems landing somewhere completely different than you called them. On the other side of a wall of a Raise Flag objective. This explains why my previous attempts at calling EATs and emplacements kept somehow landing on the other side of the wall when I needed them most.
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>>558933339
I'll show you a broken leg
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>>558934034
which is weird. i can see the whole satirical bad guys thing in in a macro sense but you really have to pull some bullshit for people to be seeing the average soldier as bad
like actual demon tier bullshit
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I'm shocked that the swedish arrogance and pride hasn't destroyed this game yet. The base game is so solid that it almost feels like the swedes are trying to kill the game out of some fucked up spite with how many fuckups they've had
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>>558929017
Yuzhong, you have a single shot to make it happen or go home
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How it feels to use the portable hellbomb.
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>fag tryhards with emotes and quick comms
>shoot him in the head and leave the game
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>rewind
>fag knocks me away from a supply drop, takes it then stims me
>get fucking annoyed
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>>558925297
This is a great visual example of how limited the allowed drop pod locations can be at a Flag Raising objective. You and your squad could think you're spreading out your stratagems and yet they all land in the same places. Even if you make sure to throw your sentries and emplacements last, if you or your squadmates call anything during the flag raising it's going to land in one of those spots, crushing your sentry/emplacement and possibly a Helldiver.
We already know Rupture strain cucks sentries, but the even the cave roof openings themselves try their hardest to cuck you.
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Which is fucking bizarre as hell, they already have phantom geometry already, just allow the pods to "drop" normally in the 3 different types of "cave" formats through the roof, while everything else is blocked.
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>d10 Hiveworld
>genuine death march, its cold out here
>try to supply backpack resupply
>interaction with portable hellbomb carrier defaults to activation of it over anything else
>they all get upset
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>>558936596
all they have to do is make up some bullshit lore reason like "hurr we added a drill on the bottom of hellpods to make the usable in caves" and just let them phase through, but i guess its too much to ask from sw*des
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It would take no resources for hellpods to be fitting with drill tips to dig through small overhangs in order to land exactly where the fucking ball is thrown, but then again swedish code would just fuck everything and make the pods drill through flat ground and make your support/spawn unfuckingusable.
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It's because they like using "realism" excuses, and will have to invest time and money into making the animations and since it's not tied to a warbond, it's not instant "money" for the work put into it.
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>Nuh uh gamer, we can't have sci-fi tech in a sci-fi setting
These ugly ass fucking caliphate ingrates should be grateful I even have this game installed at all.
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Unless you're willing to pay for it, they'll do everything in their power to not bother fixing (unless it's making their playbase cutout earlier) or creating new animations (attached to a warbond/big patch update).
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>>558923493
You have to remember the discord trannies knows this general exist and have posted screencaps. The schizos are mostly correct
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>"Erm, no, we can't have hellpods drilling through overhangs, or even land in the nearest open space, that would be hecking unrealistic and wouldn't fit our vision"
>"Instead of that we made the hellpods intentionally steer away from where your beacon sticks to without telling you so your gear drops in a completely walled-off area. That's so funny and adds a unique twist to our silly grunt fantasy where every mechanic screws you over :) "
>"We're also not fixing beacons bouncing everywhere btw"
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>"Hold position!"
If the player with a hellbomb who also has a red stamina or red ammo icon does not stand stil because they cannot into context, they don't get supplies. Also, if they have a hellbomb backpack, how many supplies do they really need?
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>4chan is incompetent cus they don't dox/SWAT the studio
the fuck would that do anyway? u also cant call SWAT on someone like that in Sweden like in the US, it would be one or two regular cops showing up knocking on the door going "Hej :)"
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>>558925297
Nuke Nursery was/is infamous for dropping your shit straight into the gaping hole. I'll see if that still happens next.
Here's its extremely limited drop pod landing locations.
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>>558938359
Activating the drill and moving around doesn't change anything.
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What's going on? This thing was going over 50% an hour a little while ago and now with almost 80k people on it's 4%???
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ONE LAST RIDE ON CYBERSTAN (i forgor to finish an operation)
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241327324533/76561198059644538
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its not nly on that objective; same thing happened on an above ground extract, the one on the little hill with two open points. Throwing sentries at the bottom of the open points resulted in them landin on top of each other right by the extract beacon.
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>solo silo.
>kills anything up to a factory strider in a wide radius just by hitting relatively close to where they are.
>500 kg.
>barely damages any heavy unit even if it lands dead on, also it will teamkill you further than it will kill enemies.
Why does it do this
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>>558938359
The nuked nursery's gaping hole STILL swallows your gear if you throw it in certain spots by the wall corners. Don't throw ever stratagems there.
If possible, only throw gear stratagems one at a time, waiting the whole time for them to land and be equipped. Otherwise the drop pods will land in the same place, smashing each other and easily flinging your precious shit into the abyss. If you're with pubs, don't bother trying to communicate, simply wait to be the last person calling anything to make sure your drop pod doesn't get smashed and lost by a squadmate.
I couldn't call in an exosuit anywhere at all. The stratagem ball simply kills itself immediately. I suppose the swedes disabled it completely in the area after people kept complaining that Pelican would happily throw your exosuit straight down into the hole.
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If you're not killing with it chances are you're missing. It's a krill issue on a traditionally dogshit strategem. Have you considered using something rewarding like the STUN SPEAR and the BALLISTIC SHIELD combo? Now that is fun+skill+based.
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>>558938665
why are they BLACK
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>>558940671
Solo silo is just better. Simple as.
My schizotheory with zero evidence is that because the 500g bomb embeds itself in the ground, only the inner radius of its explosion actually works, because the outer radius is occluded by the ground, or perhaps even by the bomb model itself. I suppose I could easily test this by seeing how close I need to be for the bomb to kill me.
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The real answer is that it got hit with the same problem OPS has with the big AT weapon update. They put the damage increase all on the actual physical projectile impact and barely touched its AoE effect. So you have to physically bonk an enemy with the bomb to get anywhere near its full damage. Eagle Airstrike has the same issue but obviously with 7 bombs in a pattern it's easier to hit at least one.
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I have seen the 500kg kill me at full health and heavy armor from so far away from its visible radius that small bugs around me do not even flinch.
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>>558942024
Malicious anti-player bias swede code.
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Seriously. One time we were on our way to extract after a full clear. Nothing around us anywhere. Out of fucking nowhere Eagle storm instantly kills me and almost takes out the rest of the group in one strafe.
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>>558938665
>unarmored overseers
How much further can they rape this faction.
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>>558942850
When Udit brought back the DSS teamkill barrage on Cyberstan it sure felt like it.
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>>558940671
1. The Solo Silo only has demo 40, which makes it incapable of killing certain objective buildings.
2. The Solo Silo has a significantly longer cooldown, meaning you'll be able to use it less often than Eagle 500kg.
3. If you want to be able to use the Solo Silo whenever/wherever, you have to sacrifice your support weapon to carry around the dinky little laser designator.
4. Enjoy being ragdolled and damaged by the Solo Silo if you want to call it down and use it on the spot.
There are several weaknesses to using Eagle 500kg that Solo Silo does not share (such as being vulnerable to AA and stratagem jamming), but by and far I would much rather have the Eagle.
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Verdict. It's the Peacemaker but bigger and medium armor penetrating.
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>>558943057
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241331501325/76561199129186530
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>>558943057
FULL. We dive.
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I fucking missed the fun of that, OG Bombardment was retarded and teamkiller centric but hilariously fun to deal with when they decided to just give shield gennies because of how poorly thought out it was as a buff.
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DSS Eagle Storm just activated. Watch out, bros.
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Did arrowhead do the 1k challenge to beat D10?
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>>558946019
they'd have to unlock D8 first
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>>558946104
Fucking swiggers KEK
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>spread democracy oshaune
>there are bugs beneath the map which we cannot kill with explosives/drop pods or anything
>timer for the flag is permanently stuck at 1-3 enemy remaining and the bug breaches continue happening the entire time we try and sort this mess
>spend about 20 minutes with randoms drying to kill the last remaining bugs under the map, eventually only get it because we baited the dune worm into shitting acid all over us and that managed to kill the stuff beneath us
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I feel like they're the worst objective for the cave tunnels, and with Hive Lords spawning each mission, the open area ones are actually fucking hell on Earth to deal with and it's bullshit how often bugs can survive a Hive Lord spew or slam. Directly on the objective. Oh and stealth only works if you have Stalker nests taken out.
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>Controversial balance into the spotlight
I thought it was to prove swiggers don't even play their game and suck at it? D10 is piss easy if at least 2 people know what they're doing (most pubbies don't)
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>>558947223
Isn't it like a donation to charity? joel would recover much izzat if he proved he isn't absolute dogshit at this game and gets 1k donated to charity like a brahmin boss
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Even if Arrowhead doesnt beat D10 they'll just deflect and go "well, D10 was meant to be impossible anyway :)"
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AH stated multiple times that they don't play D10 and they don't even plan to really balance it, since the Balancing is on the D5-7And that's okay.You are just fighting windmills for the sake of drama.
D10 is supposed to be extremly bullshit imho, but even what we have now is piss easy and can be completed by basically everything we have in the game. Try a loadout randomizer and play with it.
The only time when D10 was close to what i want was Cyberstan. Without glitches, it's literally what D10 should be ALWAYS.
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>>558947660
Extremely white coded post.
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good morning sar
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>>558947841
>using AM
non-EVROPEAN spotted
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>>558947898
cracked copy of windows bullshit professional
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Vox engine numbers are fine, it's the enemies being able to clip and shoot through the fucking things that made it unbearable, you can't run up and hit vents safely by yourself unless you have teammates drawing fire from the mob, as they'll just swarm you underneath the fucking things.
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>>558948173
Honestly i liked the Vox Engines and their spawnrate. I hated more the ever presents war striders to be honest, but even that was not really a big deal.
What i DIDN'T like about the voxes was:
>Them clipping through geometry
>When they put the autocannon into themselves to shoot you if you were below
>The hurtbox on the tracks working only for the helldiver, and not for the enemies
>The enemies could shoot through the tracks
If you fixed these 4 things, they would've been perfect. They had a TON of counters, the problem was, as always, pubs being retaded. The Quasar and the RR were the most picked support weapons non the less and they sucked at dealing with voxes.
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i like you, i feel you're a funny guy
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>>558948932
impregnate stalkers in stalker's liar
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Compromise Defenses is pretty good because it combines several of the more fun sub-objective minigames.
>fight your way in and clear the area
>physically search around the hub for the access point
>call in a SSSD to plug in
>match the symbols
>find the right grid coordinates
>long stratagem input
And it's also rewarding too, you disable every single turret on the map which instantly defangs Mortars and AA while also converting the D10 Mega Fort into a cakewalk.
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that $1000 challenge issued by some reddit chungus to Arrowhead vindicated everything I've said about this game's community since launch in one embarrassing flourish, chiefly:
People who play this game are all absurdly bad at video games
People who play this game are total fucking retards
Helldivers 2 is, and always was, an extremely easy, albeit broken, game.
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>>558950116
Somebody should make a lobby with these loadouts and post the results. Even with the amount of browns here I'm sure the average lobby here can easily blow the fuck out a cave mission by just sticking together.
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>Do a D10 dive with randos that went extremely smoothly and quickly without breaking a sweat
>Only casualty was when one of them dropped napalm on my head while I was nest cleaning
>Oh these guys were pretty good!
>End of the match get maxed resources and bonds out of the blue
I keep encountering cheaters it's actually kinda ruining the game for me.
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>Altonburg just got unlocked
>at current rate of liberation, dedicating forces to liberate it would be the same as simply ignoring it for three hours
This is one of the stupid things about Megacities. A lot of the time it's better to just outright ignore them and gun straight for raw planet liberation, but the Blob just can't help but try for 100% completion.
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I propose Alexus use his favorite loadout >>558894839
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>We're finally going to liberate Gatria
I've been diving in that shithole for like the past 6 months.
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Damn that one anon was right, fighting squids is actually pretty comfy. If you're still here I present you this song I've been listening to while grinding out squid missions and thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22lgJxEm7_Q
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>LE BAAAAAAAAD!!!!!
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>>558925297
At least the reinforce tax doesn't softlock the mission. This happened to me a couple times during Omicron and I haven't played cave explorer since.
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>>558952947
white man with savior complex
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>>558953261
We all are, in 2187.
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>>558953432
John Helldivers is white thoughbiet.
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>>558953432
>meanwhile, in the year 3000
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>>558943324
Only reason I use the verdict lol:
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1588
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>>558955075
We are...... the hand divers.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
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UNIRONICALLY BROWN KEEEEEEEK
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>if you won't dox yourself by posting your hand and indulge in my retarded little game you are brown
That's crazy, guess I'm just not insecure and pitiful enough to do stupid shit like that
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>>558927608
Curry and Surströmming.
https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY?t=30
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>>558956105
>he doesn't have a cheat table that works without gameguard bypassit is kinda shit as it only drops one SC per supply pod and you basically have to abandon mission and restart every time as it is the fastest method with it
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SAAAAAR LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A WHITE HAND I FOUND ON THE INTERNET YOU ARE BIG OWNED SAAAAR CHEATING IS VERY WHITE ACTIVITY YES
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>>558955919
100% of the hand posters are secretly half-breed muttalos, the only way they can prove they are truly White is by posting their face but they won't because people would immediately spot their disgusting mongrol facial feature in less than 1 second, that is why they are only showing their hand.
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I heard clearing every base off the map effects patrol spawns and where they come from but it doesn't seem to make a difference in my experience, was I lied to? Also finishing the main objective doesn't seem to effect the number of enemies spawning or their frequency either, and whether I have an uneventful extraction or a hectic one with multiple patrols spawning nearby on every side seems to depend more on randomness than whether everything's been cleared.
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>>558956558
If the extract point is near the edge of the map no enemies will spawn.
Missions used to get harder as you progressed them but people whined they couldn't easily win D10 so they turn that feature off.
So now you get no enemies the entire game.
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>>558956374
scared of the anticheat acting up cuz I don't bypass it
>>558956412
it is probably old I remember getting it off some sketchy forum a year ago but it still works. no idea were to get better one that doesn't require real money payment
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they need to remove edge extracts from the game, or fix the bug (lol)
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you can create more SC pickups, not have many SC you get per pickup.
100 SC is a 1% chance that is rolled when you initiate a SC pickup.
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>>558957085
>They can't even code proper hitboxes and over half the weapons in the game are shit
>But they have a robust logging systems with pickup times and amounts for SC bro trust me
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Remember that /hdg/ elected Space Hitler.
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>>558957653
>the candidates
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>>558957748
AI or lazy swedes. Call it.
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this bug will likely never be fixed
1. theyre lazy and probably dont even know why it happens
2. it negatively affects the player so its low on their priority list
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>>558958813
L1 takes damage too for seemingly no reason. The stim-tax code has escaped Rupture strain containment and has gone galaxy-wide, infecting even the Automatons. It's evolving and growing stronger over time, just like the Terminids themselves.
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>>558958982
what if we
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>t.
Bots won
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>>558956725
gg
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>>558956725
2/4 now, join
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>>558925297
>that retarded hyperspeed shuffle in random directions
Holy fucking shit, how they STILL didn't fix this bug, it's so obvious and egregious, unreal
Behead all swigger jeets
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>>558925297
nothing's changed since launch, huh
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>>558960659
MOVE BITCH
GET OUT THE WAY
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Remember the autocanon?
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>>558947660
>since the Balancing is on the D5-7
B-but how about diff 4 ?
>hulks
>tanks
>factory striders
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I am ok with them keeping D10 as a plebbitdad playground, but they should give us D11 that is cyberstan/oshaune invasion tier+side objectives like spore spewers and shrieker nests are hardened to require hellbomb tier firepower to knock out.
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>>558955375
Gibs me that welfare money mutt. I need more vacation days.
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>>558956725
ggz frens, i love robot women AND humanity
https://files.catbox.moe/5i0dc6.mp4
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>>558964009
You can only serve one master. If you serve your robolust then you are no friend to humanity.
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>>558951072
i'm 100% sure the average /hdg/ team can use these loadout and clear EVERYTHING now problem.
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for now
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>ORCS for the roaches
>Spear for whatever
>sterilizer actually gets to be moderately useful for holding enemies back in the caves for once
>maxigun to shred warriors and charger butts
>arc thrower to chaff clear without wasting ammo
this legitimately would not even be challenging
swiggers couldn't do it, of course.
My problem with this image is that it was obviously made by a seething redditor and the loadouts comprised of admittedly bad gear that should be buffed. He would have been better off taking cues from the devs own admitted "favorite" loadouts instead because they're all fucking worthless, as per >>558951514not sure why desickle is there though, it's good but forces you to use the fire-resist armor
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>DESickle and stim gun on the same loadout and it's alexus
lmao
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Yeah. And the Spear + Rocket Eagle (strafing would be better but eh) + Maxigun + the fiddy on the FRV shreds the hive lord. I'm talking about a full, FULL clear. The only challenging part could be caves when your only AT is indeed the spear, but oh well, that would be the only challenging part
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>>558966206
Giving Niklas the Deadeye + Arcthrower combo would probably open his eyes to how useless that shit is on bugs.
Have fun using the AT in a cave where it will continually shot straight down into the floor and pulling out your primary just to reload forever.
Sad they aren't gonna do it, won't happen.
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meant for >>558965973
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yeah it is. I think that the caves would be a "dip and leave" situation whenever a bugbreach is called, or even forcing the bugbreach outside with the turrets and mines and then dip in to do whatever objective there is
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I really don't know what DES is even doing there, it's a really cool weapon because you get massive firepower in exchange for giving up an armor passive. Last thing I want is swiggers touching it and removing the self-burn while toning down damage output because gamerdads can't handle the heat/stim management.
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>>558966206
Redditors be like
>WHAT DOES THIS PROVE???
>WHY GIVE THEM LOADOUTS THAT ARE TERRIBLE???
>OP JUST WANT TO WITCHHUNT THE DEVS
When this looks like something they would bring during an actual stream.
Remember Niklas bringing the spear + a lazer dog because the moron forgot the spear comes with a backpack.
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>>558969138
>free to play 3A nu-slop overhyped overmarketed new drop of a old IP
>weekend server slam
>already almost half the CCU of helldivers
bro sony is so cooked
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>>558946351
partly right, when they played d10 when the squid invasion they did it on d10 but it was on their own build and they did had the tier 6 upgrades unlocked and lets just say the enemies behave different than normal and couldnt hit shit.
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CC and players of this game are SO fucking retarded.
Just saw a video of a guy crying because Higher Ergo = Higher Sway after sprinting and he can't fucking comprehend that this is literally how it works even in real life, and then proceeds to cry in a video for 10 minutes.
I mean, you could argue that's a bad game mechanic but that's not the point he makes, he cries about the fact that it's unrealistic and blah blah blah.
And then dozen of comments parroting the bullshit he says.
Literally THINK for 1 fucking second.
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>>558970192
And that's okay. The only problem I have with those that play on the lower difficulties is that they tend to chime in on balance and will smugly insist that shitty gear is actually good because it's good on anywhere between d3-d7but naturally the difficulty they play on will always be omitted
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>>558971540
Retards that play on D10 and think the balance in the game is fine if you just bend over backwards to create a build around one shit primary good for it to still not be good as a pay off are way worse imo.
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>>558971716
I play only D10 and use a loadout randomizer. I play with EVERYTHING in the game and have all the guns to 25. You can clear ANYTHING with everything in the game. Just join any /hdg/ lobbies and you'll see these people
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>>558972152
The real problem in the game is that most weapons don't even have a niech and if they do they are useually still worse off than bringing meta stuff.
There is simply no reason to bring a lib concussive, even on hunter seeds.
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>>558971450
>Just saw a video of a guy crying because Higher Ergo = Higher Sway
He's not even right about that. Ergonomics has zero impact on sway.
Now, it doesn't help that the notes for patch 01.003.000 says
>weapons with lower ergonomics will experience less sway, while those with higher ergonomics will have more.
But that's not what they actually did. What they actually did was just adjust the base sway values of various weapons so they were inherently less or more stable. This is the patch that upped the sway for secondary and one-handed weapons (weapons with high ergonomics), but they also made the DCS and the Eruptor have less sway (the two primaries with low ergonomics). There is no mechanic or system in place to dynamically adjust a weapons sway value based on its final ergonomics value. An Eruptor stripped down with peak physique bonus sways just as much as an Eruptor with the heaviest attachments and no peak physique
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>Throw orbital precision strike
>It doesn't even kill a charger point blank
Just give this shit a 30 second cooldown already.
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and here's two weapons with the same ergonomics but vastly different sway values
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Eagles bombs and orbital 120's and 380's have damage profiles more akin to armour piercing bombs or shells than high explosive. If they wanted to improve them without needing to do gimmicky shit they just need to swap the values between projectile and explosion.
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>>558966206
This is retarded desu
Some of these picks aren't even that bad, just niche, not meta, or won't ever work well against a speed blitz faction. And it doesn't help that some are given very intentionally bad setups, like Stim Pistol + Directional Shield.
>DESickle over the Sickle, the thing that it powercrept out of existence
>the fucking Deadeye over shit like the Constitution
>the GPistol when it still has good utility, but is just a little powercrept
>the Redeemer when it's still practically an upgrade over the Peacemaker
>landmines over AT mines
>napalm eagle???
>no Torcher?
>no LibConc?
>no Defender?
>no Integrated Explosives?
>no WASP?
>no Breaker S&P???
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241373748934/76561198126520852
D10, Robots.
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why do people think this needs a buff at all. it does 275 and staggers the fuck out of the enemies, very useful against berserkers and shield fuckers
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they should
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d 10 bots or bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241375247432/76561198088743
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>press stim button
>as soon as syringe is on your neck, cancel by pressing TAB (open map)
>its considerably faster than normal stim animation because you resume running way faster and can use weapons way sooner.
Pretty cool tech, didnt know it was possible. first stim animation is with animation canceling, second one is normal.
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>>558977786
you misunderstand
we are in EVERY game community
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are you excited for the Flamer SMG /hdg/?
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>>558977786
how are you blaming shit game balance on players?
It is developer's job to make every gun in their own categories feel "worth it" to use.
If I have to choose a gun between one that lets me solo D10 and one that doesn't let me solo D10, of course I will pick the better one.
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>>558978698
I'm only excited for this stupid warbond because that might finally get them to reword fire weapons so they aren't completely fucking retarded like they did with the broken ass shitty stealth until they dropped the redacted BP and kinda fixed it.
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>with dogshit drag
these are the people who complain about balance
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anyone else getting stuck on this screen after the mission summary lately?
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>he is willing to pay another 1000 shekels for a mediocre warbond with additional 600 shekels worth of same theme warbond stuff in the superstore that should have been in the warbond in the first place
good goys, all of you.
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>>558979754
We're all cheating SCs bro these sucky battlepasses cost us nothing
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>>558979754
everyone has cheated SC except consoleniggers
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>>558979762
yeah I had to end process. if it's just a host thing then I must be getting unlucky because it's happened a lot for me the past few days
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>>558979754
Nigga please...
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>>558980237
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All the leak servers are stuffed full with troons circlejerking to random shit and don't even bother leaking anything
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>flamer attachment, but you can't use it while firing the weapon because of console subhumans forcing their dogshit controls with shitass option wheels for everything instead of having dedicated alt-fire button(s)
What's the fucking point when you can just take the flamer pistol, same thing in practice
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>>558982435
The slugger is probably the saddest victim of swedish game design
It went from being goated with the sause to absolutely fucking useless in a single patch and while it technically does more damage than all other shotguns in the game (except the double freedom obv) and even more damage than it did at release if you look at the stats shown in game it's worse than all other shotguns in the game because of hidden nerfs you won't know about unless you browse the wiki
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>>558982435
slugger is better in close quarters since it handles much better, hits harder at those ranges, and rounds reload is sustainable.
wow it's almost like weapons have strengths and weaknesses and trade-offs
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LOL. yeah good luck trying to clear a horde of chaff with your shitty slugger faster than the dominator, anon. ergo is a non-issue on the dominator since you can just equip angled grip and iron sights lmao.
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>>558975672
GGs faggots.
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gg hug is not gay
me touching your butt when we hug is
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>they STILL haven't fixed the animation for joining a lobby on another planet
>first shows your ship arriving at the squadron
>then shows it departing
>then shows it arriving again, but alone this time
>the ship always has your ships name on it instead of the hosts
really giving off that "we just don't care" vibe
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>>558982530
SEAF berries are actually really strong, they can hold off bugs really welll and are more accurate and stronger than the average automaton scout.
Only thing that holds them back is that they get locked into animations sometimes and their pathfinding sucks.
Can't wait for the blueberries stratagem so I can call my own personal squad of SEAF buddies.
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Even more so after the last update:
Is it just me or is hosting straight up a different difficulty setting?
When I host:
• Bug breaches constantly spawn on me
• Patrols materialise in front of me
• I’m chain-fighting nonstop
• Behemoths are permanently on my back
It genuinely feels like I’m fighting for my life the entire mission.
Meanwhile, clients are running around like:
“Oh wow, it’s so quiet over here.”
“What difficulty is this again?”
To add as well
As host, you get the damage multipliers and endless seas of alphas and warriors.
Along with bohemoths being able to turn on a dime.
Oh and auto patrolling
They get a MUCH easier experience. Less pressure. Fewer patrols. Way more breathing room. I’ve literally watched teammates stroll around objectives while I’ve got endless Behemoths and heavy units glued to me.
I understand the host probably acts as the spawn reference point, but the imbalance feels extreme right now. It doesn’t feel like shared chaos. It feels like the host is the main character in a horror movie and everyone else is on a sightseeing tour.
At level 150 I’m not complaining about difficulty. I like hard missions. What I don’t like is one player getting 80 percent of the heat while clients get a noticeably easier ride. It's not fun for me to stay in one spot because I can't move.
Has anyone else noticed this, or am I losing my mind?
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it is fucking gay
GG
>https://litter.catbox.moe/52v9yhzvd384bro1.mp4
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>>558986642
I always host my games, I got used it at this point, but that bug breach spam and behemoths raining down your ass is always annoying.
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>Magazine pouches up the ass
>Uses a shield and a stick
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>>558987593
That would be really stupid he's supposed to engage protestors in melee range it could get snagged on something or a protestor could snatch it
Frontline riot police carry shields and extra padding.
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>There are honest to god redditors in here caping for the Dominator
It has a lower usage rate than the Spray and Pray.
Get a grip.
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>want to watch informative video about guns and items
>youtuber is a guy pretending to be a Helldiver sergeant
>hes trying to be funny
>just want info on guns and items
Baka!
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