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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/
>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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/uma/hjong is recruiting! Post ID or apply with /uma/ in your profile. 12 million fan quota. Just complete your daily borrow runs. Don't flatline!Optional Dickscord
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>>559113132
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting.
We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile.
Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. (20m/month quota)
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This thread will be better
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we're working on it
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>>559113464
It wont
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>>559113389
I'm in a rival club
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Who finna erp with me
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WITH THIS TREASURE
I SUMMON
DIVINE DISCORD SEA REDDIT AVATAR POSTER
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Lmao. What the fuck is Everlast?
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Now that Unity is almost over.
What was the worst gaslight you fell for?
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Why is everyone talking about ERP and social media apps
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imagine being the trainer who sees their trainee peak in their junior year
>your trainee wins hopeful stakes
>utterly flops afterwards
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I'm kind of looking forward to MANT. Every normal run can produce great parents and fanfarming happens naturally.. I know it gets old and annoying fast, but it's still nice to get away from Aoharu, create new rank PBs for every distance in your team and have something new.
Also, it's the last time we have the normal rating system with G-SS ranks. Once every stat goes beyond UG, uma profiles look more bland. That's just my autism though.
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>>559113885
Wrong one
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>>559113893
Who fucking cares about the JP news anyway.
You can read the /umaJP/ OP for that.
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Global rule #13
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>>559113824
Rice shower power card being good gaslit me so hard I almost believed the earth was flat too
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>>559113830
Enterprise Resource Planning? My favorite one is SAP.
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Should the prez be treating her trainer like this? What example does this set.
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bricked is the attentionfag club always posting the namechanges and starting all the club drama. truely the new mambo
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>>559113824
Not sure if it counts as "fell for", but I read some retard saying that unity training skills are chosen from Uma's skill pool, checked it myself to be sure that it's not how it actually works, then forgot about it and made like 5 horses thinking that I need shit cards to get skills I want from unity explosions.
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>>559113824
not really a gaslight but i tricked myself into using 0LB riko over 3LB tazuna for most of the scenario
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>>559114036
Rice wouldn't act like this.
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Okay I'm biting the schizo's bait. If janny deletes this then so be it at least I tried
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>Movie release
>Negro umas
>Clubcords
/uma/ will not survive a fourth fiasco
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I never used stamina cards for the entire duration of unity cup thanks to Rice powerr. Rice+Hishiama was enough, who needs guts.
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Same. and I didn't even realize it at the time. I used her for AWHILE. Now I don't use her at all, and she's my only MLB SSR that isn't welfare. If I'd known then what I know now, I'd have my own harikitte ikou instead
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>>559113824
I used 2 pals, but it really only worked on medium+ umas. My impression of it was a "highlander" deck that would result in a balanced spread. I did get a couple of those 1200/1200/1200 umas, but they've been long deleted
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>>559114509
>If I'd known then what I know now, I'd have my own harikitte ikou instead
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I love randomly jobbing to Taiki Shuttles with half my speed and strength on careers where losing one single race means bricking yourself out of a stacked secret event
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Bravo retards.
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>jpfags want 2 generals dedicated to their mental illness
You can't make this shit up
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So first Ryanfag shovels a bunch of crap into the OP (you really put a SPECULATED date in your """News""" section?), then jprager uses this as an excuse to gouge out portions of the OP that have been there since the beginning?
...And you guys still moved to this thread?
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I haven't won a single A final yet and I have KSB since December
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Umapyoi with Super Creek!
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He meant to quote
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RETARDS RETARD YOU ARE ALL RETARDS
JANNIES CLAIM THEIR BALLS
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The NTR and Stego avatarfag spammers are in the other thread so this one can be used without them that sounds good, no? Let them be there until the janny forces them to come back to shit up the thread again
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>>559114907
same...
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post anti-dicksword umas
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>>559114509
If it helps making you feel better, Rice Shower MLB ain't so bad for Grand live
Aoharu was literally stacking good training effectiveness cards, that was all there was to it lol
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thanks for the support /v/ro
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I WANT TO FUCK DAIWA SCARLET AND HER RUDE FUCKING TITS
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ah... bwos...
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>They also recruit from here
If they have a Discord, then they shouldn’t be using /uma/ anymore, just like Uma & Co and Dacchis. They only post here to make it look like they are recruiting, but they are actually recruiting through their Discord servers.
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My favourite horse is Mayano Top Gun. Who is your favourite horse?
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Soonish
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Sorry but my uma loves it
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>Fail a triple rainbow
>Luckshit a get well soon into mood up event
>Get another the next turn
Dare I try again...?
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>trainee and support cards on separate lines
>lists all the upcoming banners instead of just updating them as they come
>lists all the upcoming campaigns instead of just the currently running one
>wrote the name of the story event like anyone gives a shit
>end date for CMs like it matters
>fluffs like 'link your account to cygames id' with no link and 'current scenario' like people can't see for themselves
Which fucking numbskull 'updated' this OP?
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the brickedgeddon caused immeasurable damage to this general...
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sweaty and steamy first-rate umas...
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Schizo levels are at all time high
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>>559115463
The catch is that you use maximum 1 power card on average, power isn't that used in grand live
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Uma&Co did nyot recruit last month, we are a stable club
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Oooh I'm sagining, I'm saging all over these fat tits and this thread oh nonono whatever wil lwe do? I'm using sage oohhhh nyoooo
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>>559115790
The trick is joining a club that isn't talked about in these threads. My club is only mentioned when danchou is recruiting, which is rare.
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Which one? I don't want to join a botting layer
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>>559116198
Overall I prefer RC, but I wish they also had a Saki collab for the characters.
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>remove the jp news from the OP
>schizos start spamming porn
I like this development.
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Discord just makes discussing the game better and keeping track of club members activity
If you disagree you're a caveman troglodyte brown
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Which general can I look at to feel better about the dogshit state of /uma/?
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>>559116430
I'll keep lewdposting with a sage in the field until I get banned, those coward jannies could at least do their fucking JOBS they do for free
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>2026
>still hating on discord
Good troll
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>>559116674
go outside and take a walk it will get better
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>>559116619
Who the fuck is grooming someone in an uma club? All the groomers are in online places with children in them
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Soon
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>>559116814
That was a big one.
Nowadays if I'm doing less than 15 races I feel like the run was pure shit.
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Almost pulled for dober but thankfully I dodged it
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Kitasan this, Mambo that, I am here for the prodigy Sega genesis pro uma Satono Diamond
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Found out the asian Uma cosplayer I've fapped to like 3 or 4 times is a crossdresser :(
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>>559117341
boyuma posters when they find an actual real boy
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If vandalizing OPs is allowed as long as it's the first thread then that means I'm allowed to freely edit it to my liking from now on.
Alright it's free real estate starting next thread
AI KOPIIIIII
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>muh vandalized threads
How about I vandalize your ass with my penis.
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>>559117447
Only kind, easygoing horsefriends remain
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*hic* P-please join Bricked… i-if you don’t, we’re going to fall apart…
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I don't really think.
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vandalizing the OP because Black Umas exist in JP is fucking ridiculous, this is getting out of hand
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Genuinely a great deal of the unnecessary tedium that makes this game boring at times is all the the shit you have to "collect" on a bunch of different screens that take way too much time to load just give me the fucking carats or SP or whatever
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The retards are back now that their thread got deleted.
The thread was going so well without them.
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Lol lmao I'm up for mahjong though
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Thoughts?
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Bricked will have TEN (10) spots opening up soon!
>comfy, active A+ club
>20mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond
>don't flatline
Reply with your trainer ID!
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Yeah it's pretty annoying that they didn't optimize most of that loading time away, like why unload the whole home screen 3D model or whatever when the player goes into some menu that's only one or two steps away and doesn't even load a new 3D scene of any significant complexity
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I haven't paid much attention to the future release schedule passed 2nd anniversary, but what is going on with JP and introducing umas WAY before they are in the game? I know we don't get some characters like Biko for a while but I've heard of Stay Gold since I started playing and then she just came out. Then I heard about JP players pulling for Almond Eye right now and thought they were doing a re-run, but no, Almond Eye is just finally being added. She's the fucking mascot of 4th anniversary and its 5th now, why is she just now playable? Are Forever Young and Marche Lorraine and the others all going to be 2027 umas or something? Seems dumb to delay them so long.
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>>559117915
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting.
We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile.
No blacks and browns.
Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. (20m/month quota)
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holy shit...
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>>559117818
So long as it's not on RC.
I'm not gay enough for that.
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next thread will be butter(worse), I'll make sure of that
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"Um I deleted the JP News"
"But I kept the thread clubs section that hasnt been touched in 2 months"
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>>559118059
You already posted my favourite
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Anyone got the OP with sloptubers the Teioposter cooked several threads ago? I need it for research purposes.
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nice umathread umatards lol
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>>559118040
>shitty
Where I'm from we spit and laugh at shitty
Majsoul Friends Room 66994(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66994
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>bweeh jannies deleted my thread now I'll spam and then early bake a dogshit thread that will show them
This is a 40 years old balding "man" btw.
Some of you really need to touch grass, maybe get sex too.
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Yknow back in the old days when the OP got too big we used to just
make a Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/jShNue1u
Like That
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Tired of totally organic /uma/ club drama? Just drop your trainer ID here and an invite to a mysterious non-/uma/ club that will never get talked about in these threads will show up in your mailbox
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>dirt S, a bunch of URA spark procs during classic inspo
>rainbow drought for literally like 10+ turns (4 spd support btw)
>can't even bruteforce dry trainings since facility level ups are locked even if you spam training
I'm genuinely so fucking tired of unity bullshit, can't wait for this stupid scenario to be over
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Heys, Anon. Hope you like it here.
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"in the old days" /vg/ wasn't full of redditor and hyper normalfaggots that don't give flying fuck for "board culture" and only want to destroy and "be part of the hip new thing"
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>>559118412
I mean it was, don't kid yourself, /vg/ was made in response to generals existing on /v/ and flooding the place
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>>559118125
Nevermind found it >>558471391
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>>559118259
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>>559118685
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Also fuck you guys RC is better
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>old and bald salarymen
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Hey guys, Bricked club here.
We disbanded our discord since it was giving you all a melty and instead set up club correspondance via IPoAC (look it up if you don't know what it is).
I hope this method of communicating is more amenable to the rest of you.
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>>559118259
This really was /mjg/ and /jong/ thread all along
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Every crown needs a DIAMOND
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>>559119281
It does somtimes feel that 4chan is the same 20 guys scattered around ever board
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>>559118006
The 1 uma per month schedule means that some characters will pull the short straw and gets delayed. As for the mascot characters, the SOP is to introduce them as the spotlight character, give them a strong support card to keep them fresh in the players' minds, then release them a year later when there are stronger cards available.
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Since I'm not welcomed here anymore, I shall be taking my leave, good luck globalbabs
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>>559119660
Don't say that...
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its interesting desu. i dont see a lot of crossover between /vg/ threads, especially if they swap genres, but the users in those threads have such similar interests that they bump into each other in other boards sometimes. sometimes its obvious (IE a mech game having active users from /m/ or a 40k game having active users from /tg/) but other times it's pretty unexpected but consistent.
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>>559119192
Pot of Greed is a spell card used in the Japanese card game, YuGiOh, where two players (also known as "duelists") use a deck of 40-60 cards while also having an extra deck that may or may not include 0-15 cards for fusion, synchro, or XYZ monsters. The card must be activated when the turn player has said Pot of Greed in their hand from either a legal draw or card effect allowing them to draw a card that as a 1-40 to 1-60 chance of it being the spell card, pot of greed. However the turn player must have 1 to 3 of pot of greed in order to draw said pot of greed from your deck and add it to your hand in which you must place the card into the spell or trap zone implying there is an empty slot in your spell/trap zone to which you may have a maximum of 5 spell or trap cards placed. Once Pot of Greed has been activated you must now use it's effect that comes with the spell card, in where the turn player must draw two more cards from their deck to their hand and end the move by placing Pot of Greed in the grave yard as it is not a continuous spell card, and thus must be sent to the grave yard.
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I get it now
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>>559120019
we jiggers will inherit the general
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>>559120086
>HE CRACKED THE CODE
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>>559120016
You thought sweepydev shitting on VF AND Eden would bring only joy and laughs?
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can a touristfag please get a tl;dr on manhattan cafe as a character?
>be me
>only heard about the game tangentially and through fanart, have zero interest in general
>start getting Manhattan Cafe fanart on my twitter TL
>like a few artworks
>forget about it for a month
>suddenly start geting a recurring dream about sitting in a coffee shop with her in various circumstances for a whole month every 3-4 days
what the fuck does this mean?
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inherit THIS
https://jiggie.fun/umajig5
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>gonna apply for Autis/uma/
>cooldown ends
>its full
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>>559120318
from the outside she looks like a spooky schizo but actually ghosts are real and she can actually see them unironically. shes haunted by the ghost of the strongest uma and spends her time at Tracen fighting paranormal threats that creep onto the campus. for example in one career event a skinwalker is imitating the director's assistant and stalking her trainer, in one of the paths cafe can exorcise it.
her career is actually pretty fucking kino compared to most.
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>>559120217
they keep denying it but they really have one
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>Dacchis is full
>Autisuma is full
I guess I will search for a random A+ club. Thanks everyone.
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>eden recruitment post
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>>559120691
Uma&Co has an opening
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Is it really worth the cost?
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>>559120901
>fake vtuber
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>>559120691
Anon, if danchou said he's keeping a spot for you, then he is. We're still at 29/30.
t. autis/uma/ member
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>>559120217
Dang, these are nice photoshop skills faleflagger-san! This is pretty cute but be sure not to use your powers for evil because then you'll go to uma-heck!You made me look like a handsome sailor too, naisu!
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i use litterbox and ibb links in chat. if they get filtered I just re-upload and try again or say "use o instead of 0". If we had a Discord I would tell you guys as a disclaimer but we don't.
I think it's neat that we don't since so many of the top 100 seems to force one
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Aiee, why was I made into a fag?
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Please tell me non dicksword clubs will be looking for recruits in 3-4 hours after I'm off work.
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>>559120818
Umadash was asking for 30m. It's not a big number at all, I do more anyway, but I don't want to be pressured and sometimes I just want to relax.
I remember Uma&Co had a bad reputation previously, kind of the same Bricked now has.
I have no clue about AlmondLove though.
Even Mambo is full I think.
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I don't know where to check. /v/? I don't visit that board.
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I don't know, but they don't appear in seach and I have been told it means they are full.
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I am trying but it doesn't appear.
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I need advice for Marunzesky (Dirt: B, Front Runner) that I want to bring to the upcoming Mile CM.
With the skills remaining at checkout (after picking meta ones like Professor of Curvature), should I take
>Nimble Navigator
>double-up on Mile Straightaways and Mile Corners
>Triumphant Pulse
I briefly considered deselecting Trick (Front) to make room for more skills, but it's apparently a good skill to have.
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>>559121414
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>>559121506
>Dirt B
>upcoming Mile CM
Bwo........
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>>559121329
We don't have a discord, it's a cute photoshop and I'm surprised it's fooling some of you less perceptive anons
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>>559121641
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>>559121414
All the bricked hate is from from one guy who got kicked after he flatlined
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>I remember Uma&Co had a bad reputation previously, kind of the same Bricked now has.
Bad club reputation means you'll be stuck on clubs that will be shitposted multiples times and maybe forever until they die, so, only join if you're fine with that. Also, better drop your ID than joining through the game.
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You guys keep saying that the next thread will be better but it never is and I'm beginning to think that you might be lying about that.
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Just drop your ID bwo, some club will pick you up. As far as checking /v/. I don't know much since Ive only visited /v/ma once, but they're pretty nice and have some A+ clubs without quotas. I have no idea when or what time they're active to ask
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>>559121414
Goto chronogenesis, type in club name or club id, scroll down to member list and copy any trainer id, goto friends in-game and search id, click details button next to club name, click apply.
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The search works on phone, but at the same time doesn't work on steam app.Now I don't know where to go because both have 1 slot. I am sorry for that.
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uma&co never had a bad rep until recent shitposters forcing it
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>>559121308
I'll ERP with you.
I slip out of my pants, just for you.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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>>559121783
Filter posts it isn't that hard
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>>559121506
>Dirt B
>Disadvantaged against Dirt A
>Instalose as a frontrunner against Dirt S
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How? Even with Dirt Spark (3-star) umas as inspiration, B is the highest I ever brought her.
I'll check if I have any cards with those skills.
I have a team of A-ranks set up, but I wanted Maru as a Front Runner to add variety in positioning.
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>>559121959
If you're engaging in rape then why bother waiting, you're already breaking the law
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>>559121308
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>>559121959
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>>559121869
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>>559121308
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Thanks for explaining.
I will place greater consideration on Umas' terrain capabilities.
I have still noted that when running the same two Umas in identical positions, the one with the better skills is victorious even if the loser had S-terrain and S-distance.
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>>559122221
>"bricked is over! dicksword club! disband now!"
>don't believe retards, join anyway
>it's pretty comfy and welcoming, anons are chill
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>>559122057
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if it's not then I can't believe the trouble some people will go to to make something up. It's so cute and plausibile-looking too. As I said, I would be like the majong club and just tell the thread if we had one but we don't.
If an anon can just do this it makes me wonder about the other clubs.
#clublist /Uma/ Club doesn't have a discord and I would just plainly state if we had an optional one like the majong club did above
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>still see Dotoposters a lot
>Teioposters are an endangered species but still post weird shit every once in a while
>NTRfaggot being an annoying attentionwhore in every single thread
>Tachyfags conveniently ""disappeared"" for months while the threads get noticably worse
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>>559122736
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>forced vfcord meme by schizos
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>I have still noted that when running the same two Umas in identical positions, the one with the better skills is victorious even if the loser had S-terrain and S-distance.
If everything across 3 players is the exact same, they all have a 33% chance of winning.
If a player's stuff is worse compared to the rest then his chances of winning are lower but never zero.
Having the better accel/velocity is more reliable/
Skills can win you the race if yours procs while the other guys don't, or activate late.
Late starts are always a thing
Concentration isn't guaranteed so you have a 10% chance of having a worse start, and an even smaller chance on top of that of also getting fucked by a late start.
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>X posters
You realize I just use whatever reaction image fits my post best, right?
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>>559118259
>almost came back
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Just a little bit more my lightning-struck queen
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>>559123228
FM useful post MANT, you can borrow NTR
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RIP
I'll continue to farm & refine my usual Dirt team of Taiki, Urara, and Condor until I get a proper handle on inherits. Now that I think about it, I could always try inspiring//running Taiki as Front Runner, unless position variety is unnecessary.
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>>559123228
>muh theorycrafter bricker of accounts
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>>559122452
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yes what anon that was three different options! I didn't follow the full drama explosion and I don't think I have the patience to.
I was just trying to state a fact that "we don't have a discord when others here seem to think it a requirment". I think /uma/ will be the ones to decide the value of that either way, but I suppose if you have an opinion against it then it sounds like a big "selling point" which is maybe what you're saying
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>>559123473
something something dicksword
something something buzzwords
something something yurijpschizoavatartrannieswhateverthefuck
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A reminder that the stupid club chat filter is the cause for the clubcords. Ever noticed why threads have become slower over time? Because people that play the game (ie. those in A+ and above) actually have their own game discussions on their own cords instead. Sure it's *not* everyone but that chunk of players is still gone from the thread.
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Rice loves you!
She wants you to take care of yourself so you can properly enjoy your time together!
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>>559123228
You're essentially paying 2x carats to spark a one-sided banner. Free-to-plays have to be smart with their carats, especially if they want to ever pull for horses
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when global fags stole the general from jp fags the shit show was big
they would not use the thread because i changed the thread count they stole from jp
the count you see is still fake
it started with 800 something and they just took it over and didnt use the threads with the real global count and janny helped them in their degeneracy
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>>559123848
the catbox sound link to that one is unfortunately dead
check for yourself: http://files.catbox.moe/a59e0p.mp3
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what a whoooooooooooore
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I'm sorry it took me so long
I choseDacchis
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>>559123964
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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"I like x, but I hate x fags"
Replace x with one uma of your choosing.
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Since you guys are just shitposting can I have a (You)?
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>>559124052
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>>559124012
Ah right, the mjg uma club needs 2, maybe more players. B+ club tho, will ask again in a couple of days when anons have gotten more diluted.
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>>559123912
It's a vicious loop, if you have sensible clubmates that actually play the game you will have meaningful discussion that's unrestricted by /here/ or the clubchat. Leaving shitposters plenty of room to make noise.
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>>559124064
Wrong, here's my Sag winner
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Remember to avoid loging in for the next 5 days to get those sweet 100 free pulls for the NTR banner. Only 20 minutes left
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>>559124298
Unless highlander becomes meta, you'll be using at least 2 wit cards for a long time
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20 minutes to goodies
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1 spot left for Autis/uma/. Join us.
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>>559124469
Same. I hope they release more uma games in the future. Party Dash was shit, but surely they can do more with these characters and this universe.
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>don't win
you suck
>win
well it's only because you whaled
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>>559124459
how am i supposed to pull finemo though?
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>>559124528
NIGGER
>>559124641
Keep seething
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>>559124713
>>don't win
>you suck
Wrong, I didn't try so it doesn't count.
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>>559124641
you seen the average wit on long? This bitch a genius
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>>559124479
But I will be rooting for you too
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MLBing SSR cards as f2p is the biggest gaslight unless its FM or NN wit
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https://youtu.be/iCqrVYi93ss
>Amazing Sprinter
>Lost the two most important sprint races due to anxiety (and jews)
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>arguing that speed Tachyon is bad now
this thread got raped so hard into thinking training effectiveness is the only stat that matters it became incapable of looking at anything else. Tachyon gives a stupid amount of skill points by that point of the game's life, same reason why you use SR Sweepy for URA and Aoharu despite Windy and Kingu having better stats
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this is actually true though. I used to game with a /vg/ general before Discord was around and our only option for outside discussion was fucking Skype groups. We just had a floating mumble server that someone hosted and people would scream in the thread when they wanted to play and anyone who saw would pile in. Alternatively you would just get in the mumble and see if anyone was there. The thread was lively at all times. I miss those days.
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>>559124459
That was a good one last time. Anons wouldn't be falling for that a second time, will they?
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>We're back to the "the only wit card you'll ever need is wit Ramonu" gaslight
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>>559125120
Keep the cope coming platlet
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>>559125309
bwo... "make a new track" is just the plot of the URA finale scenario... have you forgotten your meds today?
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>>559125013
Why do brown people love to use the N word so much?
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>>559124459
>he doesn't want free pulls for this
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>>559125465
Brownest post so far
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I'll be safe right?
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>>559125357
i have more than you just wanted to make you mad and waste time
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>>559123713
i never got a horse i wanted but i have decent cards
so what is your maessage? what to pull for
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>>559125595
Sure you do let's see them
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>>559125329
I mean.... there's daiwa wit ssr but thats a long time after
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FIGHTING WITH THE UMALONS
WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE'VE WON
THEN WE'LL RETURN AND WHEN WE ARRIVE
THE EARTH WILL SURVIVE WITH OUR TRACKBLAZERS
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>>559125615
I have 2 Oguris 4* but I ain't gaslighter. I haven't made a single advice in these threads, only slurping some when needed.
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you guys are fucking retarded
the jap that has been making guides for years already said which cards are good or not, yet you try to argue that you know more than him because... you read a google doc made by a tranny who's afraid of using his own voice
you deserve to get bricked
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Uma&Co has a spot open for any active dacchi looking for a club
A+ strong club for 8 months
30m fan quota, no genitals inspection day, play at your own phase but PLAY
Active gameplay discussion, inhouse races, and oshi fagging
Drop ID or apply directly
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>>559125840
False
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>>559123398
>rolling for worse Biko
lmao
I would understand if she gave 15% race bonus but this is just stupid
Also NTR drains your energy 3 times while Biko restores +30 and +15 energy
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Does Digitan count as a bro.
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> Seriru is "JP Vet"
https://youtu.be/h1yWWbxTRXo
>in 2022 tells you to skip finemo even though its her very first banner and they didnt know there would EVER be a rerun
>recommended decks at the time were 3 speed 1 power and R riko
yeah maybe he just doesnt know what he's talking about
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>>559125662
Save until the Maruzen + Finemo banner. The next scenario is going to be the most F2P friendly where you barely even train your umas
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>>559126151
shut the fuck up with this 1/100 runs gaslight you're not getting this statline and where the FUCK ARE THE GOLDS
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so fuchsia...
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What are you pulling on for the rest of this year? If your uma pulls get lucky (<50 before you win), what would you add?
If Kitasan blesses me, I'll add CB or more pulls on Ramonu. The propaganda fucking worked....
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every single time seriru makes a CM recommendation that sounds weird to me i end up seeing it work in real time later, air groove in the sprint CM was an example of this, i've come to trust him a lot over time
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SUGOI
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HOLY SHIT!
CHOCOLATE
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>>559126151
Bamboo Memory doesnt come out till 2 months after anni
what a dumb gaslight
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You have them, right anyon?
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>>559120367
Done.
>i was looking at the "h" in 5th thinking it was the "y" in anniversary for 5 fucking minutes
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Enjoying gifts from my wife.
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CHOCOLATE
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You got chocolate from your oshi, right?
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I will simply luckshit 5 copies of Fine Motion in 50 pulls
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WE'RE SAVED
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cuuuute
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>>559126512
Uma wise I will go for Dia and Nakayama Festa, probably Swimsuit Goldshi if I get lucky
Card wise I am gunning for at least 2 copies of F.M in the following banner, S. Maru or Tachyon depending on how I'm feeling with my luck
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niceu
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>>559126140
https://youtu.be/h1yWWbxTRXo?t=157
>Super Creek fell off after Aoharu and power Rice is the new meta
Does he know?
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>>559123676
thanks...zzz...
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>>559126751
Not cute (disgusting in fact)
>>559126769
CUTE TEIO!
>>559126848
Indifferent
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NOT CUTE
>>559126891
Indifferent
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>>559126098
Quota was actually like 10-15m
>>559126784
Getting baited by >>559126670 bro...
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I got the best Uma in the game with my 10k FP SR+ ticket
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this turn pissed me off so bad i learned how to use OBS and ffmpeg just to create a webm i could upload to show /uma/ about it
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nice
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I'm so in
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Just so you know, the chocolates have an actual use
but you'd have to be GAY to do that...
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ii ne
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lol
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>don't want to ever spend it for a soulless fan run
>Cafe will be sad if I refuse to eat her chocolate
W-what do I do?
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My wife
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>>559126321
Watch his video, he says you should wait for the new MANT cards before pulling her. And NTR ended up being good but not a must have on top of being only usable for MANT
Also you can ticket Fine Motion but not NTR
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WHERE ARE THE FREE PULLS
YOU NIGGERS PROMISED FREE PULLS
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>>559126990
Hell yeah!
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they want to keep me in the cycle they want to keep me in the cycle they want to keep me in the cycle
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i dont get it
can you explain in a non tranny schizo lingo?
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i love her VA so much bros
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Is that... all?
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Claiming Screek.
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>>559127346
>eating a unique item
Status: conflicted
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Don't let your WIFE'S HANDMADE CHOCOLATES distract you from THIS
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>>559127373
Yes... it reminds me of a puzzle!
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I'm never eating Kiwakami's chocolate, I will treasure it even if it grows mold, mushrooms and becomes a biochemical weapon
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move when ready
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Did the flavor text for the chocolate not get added yet like in the JP version?
How do we get to look at it? Don't tell me we have to use it. I want to keep that in my inventory forever.
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>>559127437
Yes. No restocking.
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>>559127085
No problem dacchi enjoy the anniversary
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>>559127437
SUGOI SUGOI *pachi pachi*
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Jordan love!
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>>559128062
see pic related
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thought he used pinks my bad
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cm10 status?
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Quick use all the image slots!
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>>559128462
AYE AYE CAPTAIN