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Return of the Cyborgs Edition
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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Editi on/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live
>MAJOR NEWS
Jan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKk
Feb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4
Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y
Feb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14
Feb 27 UDIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s
>LATEST PATCHES
Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
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I NEED STIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Mint mint mint mintoria d10
all are welcome
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AIEEEEEEEEE botsissies our response?
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>>559133806
What type of diver is Frieren?
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>>559133806
SWEET LIBERDEH M'LEEEEEGGGHHHH
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Arrowhead I beg of you to fix the goddamn dead heavy hitbox bug, I swear 90% of my deaths are getting stuck on a dead heavy and/or blowing myself up from an invisible hitbox from said dead heavy.
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>picks one of the erect cock options
>dives forward
>SNAP
>>559132479
>Why the fuck does the Dickle have this obnoxious whining sound when firing now?
I was wondering that as well. I thought I was going crazy when I noticed that a few days ago.
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>help me identify icons plz plz i dont play the vidya
holy fuck kek
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heavy penetration for the dominator
perchance
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>>559133806
Sonic weapons that do morale damage added when?
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Fun thought experiment time - How do you think full Warbond loadouts (with some filler strats to have a full kit) would do against the different factions?
Democratic Demolitions would probably manage the best because its just so stupidly good, but which would do the WORST?
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If the titan class eggs were DEFINITIVELY biologically inert, how did they activate? What kind of mechanism do they employ? Does it go beyond biology?Are the eggs a gateway to another dimension ala Evolve?
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>>559134954
>shams gets raped on D10
>forces a company-wide meeting that lasts all day
>every single weapon/stratagem in the game is buffed
>ragdolls are removed completely
>corpses decay immediately, leaving no collision box
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I have 1000 creds, do i get
>redacted regiment
>borderline justice (for the talon specifically)
i'm quite conflicted between the two. i could rly use a good non-explosive secondary but redacted seems like it has more overall usefull stuff
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as someone who enjoys quality animes like Gunsmith Cats, 08th MS Team, and Akira/Steamboy, this shit is so fucking embarrassing and I genuinely feel sorry for you if you enjoy this
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Talon is the best secondary if you simply wanna do damage. The deadeye and dynamite are pretty decent tools as well.
Redacted is the best stealth bond and the armor makes enemies blind. The censor is also probably the best light pen weapon in the game, unironically. It will trivialize enemies at POIs (Patrols are linked to the patrol-mind and will instaclock your position if one of them dies)
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>>559136290
>quality animes like Gunsmith Cats, 08th MS Team, and Akira/Steamboy
Holy boomerslop, you're almost as bad as the Frieren fags.
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assuming we're limited to a single non-expendable support weapon (IE for masters of ceremony you can't just take an actual support weapon in addition to the flag you just never pick up or use)
Steeled Veterans, Cutting Edge, Democratic Detonation, Polar Patriots, Viper Commandos, Freedom's Flame, Truth Enforcers, don't have any stratagem or support weapons so they have complete freedom to pick up any slack from the primary/secondary/grenade options
Chemical Agents forces you to bring the sterilizer but it does have the gas dog and gas grenades. With only 2 stratagem slots left to fill out you might be hard pressed to have enough AT, but your primary is free
Urban legends has the direction shield, but it also has siege ready and the AT emplacement so you're probably good
Servants of Freedom has the Dickle but without fire resistance passive it might be too spicy to handle. Has the ultimatum and hellbomb backpack for problem solving
Borderline Justice has dynamite and great precision options, plus 3 free stratagem slots so it'll do well
Masters of Ceremony has the flag and a melee secondary, but 3 free stratagem slots. Would do okay on squids and bugs but not bots
Force of Law has the Teamkiller 9001 that will be inactive on your back 90% of the time unless you want to be a huge dick. Plus the de-escalator and no supply backpack to feed it. Explosives are going to be a real sore point for this one with only your secondary slot and 2 stratagem slots to fill the gap. Might be the worst
Control Group at least has decent AT and great mobility
Dust Devils rivals DD for having everything you need
Python Commandos has 2 backpacks and 2 support weapons so I don't know how the fuck you're going to work around that
Redacted has it's own niche for commando missions entirely built in and even in loud missions being stealthy can be pretty good. plus 3 stratagem slots
Siege Breakers has duplicate slots and THREE stratagems but a lot of firepower and an amazing primary
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You are like a remora, latching on to my body with your suckling mouth and hoping to catch tiny morsels of the succulent meals I enjoy. Alas, all you'll ever get is feces, which you will gladly consume.
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for fuck's sake I can't play a single mission anymore without my shit crashing. I just had 3 crashes in a row that happened as soon as I dropped in.
I'm on a fucking 4080super, ryzen 7 9800x3d, 92gb of ram, my shit should not be crashing this often.It's probably because I'm on linux isn't it
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>>559137747
>NASA computer
>Loonix
This is what wasted potential looks like
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>>559137747
nope because I'm also on linux and I've crashed exactly once mid-game and that was when we were fucking around with the infinite stratagem toss glitch and all of us threw a ton of barrages, never outside of that
I don't ever even get the performance issues that other people do when the game gets updates and I used to play this game on a 1660 super until I upgraded to an AMD 7800XT that now allows me to play on max settings
my game is probably more stable than 95% of this general
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>>559139264
Watching anything modern takes him out of nostalgia mode and he can't deal with his shitty reality. I'm an old fuck and still watch...actually no I watch more modern anime now than when In was younger because western tv and movies are full of browns and ugly women 98% of the time.
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>>559139565
Nothing Pileofshitd says has any weight or value. Empty words.
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>grown ass man still watching cartoon
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>>559139736
If we assume what this swede says is true, he's failed to reinforce this internally for two years now.
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bazzite currently
>>559138218
I've been running linux for the past 10 years now. I can't stand windows, even debloated.
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motherfucker. what distro?
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>>559134720
Luckily Pilestedt wasn't part of the challenge.
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>>559140207
what is that horrid haircut
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>>559140115
Would explain a lot about Fatshark.
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>>559140207
>Difficulty icon is obviously grey
>out of reinforcements
actually grim
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>>559136537
>not bothered
>keeps replying
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>>559141116
To you it makes perfect sense that a CEO wouldn't need to personally play every project he oversees.
Afterall, he pays game designers and playtesters to sweat out the problems.
But to Shams, the Reddit challenge was a direct attack on his Izzat. It must be answered.
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Dynamite & Talon forever my #2 #3
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>play with friends in private game
>fumble the reinforce input and accidently the SOS beacon
>private game is now public
>can't turn it back to private
>have to kick fags that joins
Is what it is. Blame sweden.
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Behead Alexus.
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>>559142590
On top of that fucking thing never working when I use it, that's extra retarded. Fucking Swedes.
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Sure, fine, infinite ammo is very cool.
But holy fuck is this stupid thing obnoxious to use.
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the actual starship troopers were more competent than this
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>>559144214
I've been leveling them from top to bottom and I stubbornly refuse to switch away from that one primary until it's lvl 25 even though it made me use dogshit like the Constitution on Cyberstan
It really, REALLY bothers me that I can't level up crossover weapons
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Alexus looks like someone that would cower and pussy out if you met and confronted him irl
probably was picked on in school and was a loner
I've met people like him that are assholes for no reason at all but then you realize it's just some deep rooted jealousy planted during their childhood that made them like this.
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I got started that path, but I only got the first two knocked out before I got tired of Liberator & Friends. Now I'm getting every gun up by multiples of 5, just to unlock the same skin for everything.
>It really, REALLY bothers me that I can't level up crossover weapons
Holy shit, same.
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D10 lobby decides
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>https://litter.catbox.moe/qbqwz6kl7mie69qi.mp4
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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Forced.
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You need to watch more anime, Toonamitard.
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>WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
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>you wouldn't understand
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>Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!
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>Anniversary of Aniki's death today...
Dicks out today, wrestle a cyborg into submission in his honor bros.
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is that a quote? kek
KWAB-mind
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>>559146468
there are over 1000 shows and movies in the list where I catalogue everything I have watched and assign it a rating between 0-10. if anything I need to jump in front of a truck so I can start over and watch less anime
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The cyborgs werent even an issue for me. It was retards wasting all our respawns trying to have a war of attrition while the bots infinitely spawned a trillion reinforcements all around our ears and fragging me for no fucking reason after I cleared 70% of the map objectives solo without dying.
usually with an excuse of:
>well its a grunt shooter surviving to the end of the mission is liek undemocratic
I dont know why the bots seem to have brainwashed this batch of helldivers into thinking veterans arent needed to help train the next gen.
Report any faggot who doesnt want helldivers to survive through multiple missions. Make sure your first dive isnt your last. Democracy needs all of us.
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I know it's hard to tell while just watching a video, but:
1. I was spamming the V button - my guy didn't stim
2. I was fucking panicking lol, and trying to get away from him while stimming - it was a dead end, U shaped "alley" between buildings
He basically kicked my ass in a dumpster behind Denny's
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I see. I guess I'll keep doing d1 missions.
Daddy wants his saber.
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Are there vox engines on Mintoria? I don't want to fight them in an open field.
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>>559147451
Lmaoooo retard actually thinks he can gatekeep weebChads and goonerGODS from 4chan lololololololololol what a fucking loser nigger kill yourself LMAO
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>>559134870
Calling it officially, too many hours of heckdivers today is turning my brain to mush
Thanks again for the games. I'll have to compile clips soon (hopefully for real this time) and have some new content to post.
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>>559148875
go get it, it's absolutely ballermostly on squids, on other factions it's used to style on niggas rather than an actual weaponit counters the fuck outta cyborgs tho, don't tell anyone
have fun
>https://litter.catbox.moe/sueioo.mp4
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Its gimmick is truly unlimited ammo making it very versatile, therefore it needs to suck as- I mean, cannot also be powerful.
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Rape all clankers and leave behind a million bastard kids like Genghis Khan of old
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incredibly based webm
the penalty of treason is death
no north
no south
the union forever
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Not rigged btw. The GM just needs his izzat
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Why cant we gene engineer bugs to be FUCKED and IMPREGNATED by BHC?
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the classic dilemma
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sex with attractive females
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>>559134954
>The spear is nice
In what fucking universe is that bullshit gun nice?
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>>559151770
We'll fuck your mom as MO (been ongoing since your birth)
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>>559151434
Strangely under-designed enemy. Factory Striders have various weak-spots and can be killed with AP3.
• Yet this thing is covered head-to-toe in AP4 and despite having the exact same "eye" as a Factory Strider (which is a weak-point on that enemy) was originally not a weak-point.
• Unlike Rocket Devastators, its grenades are unlimited and cannot be shot with small-arms.
• The gas canisters on its cannons look like weak-points, but are not.
• It has various copper-wire heatsink looking things all over it that look like they would be weak-points, but are not. There's an especially large copper part on the top (visible in webmrelated) that looks like it's begging to be flanked and shot with small-arms yet is tank armored.
I believe the ever-incompetent swedes released an unfinished enemy (like always) and because of their arrogance and stubborn reluctance to admit they were wrong, made a mistake, or released incomplete content, they instead pivoted to the mentality that "no it always made and designed to be like this :)"
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bratty clanker!!!!! needs SuperCorrection™...!!!!
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>>559152943
Yeah. Flashlights actually help somewhat, but ONLY if you are using laser weaponry. Otherwise you will be blinded by your muzzlesmoke.
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>wow it's really dark here, i should turn on my flashlight to help me se-
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>>559150748
>the union forever
WE CHEER FOR THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
have some more webbums on me, anon
>https://litter.catbox.moe/e0l16sbqwy5wpmlm.mp4
>https://litter.catbox.moe/7mb5y7muxueua2na.mp4
>https://litter.catbox.moe/nndklcc8ekyxcgyc.mp4
>https://litter.catbox.moe/5i2aioz31p3fd5hp.mp4 god I fucking love this build, need to play it more often
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>>559153079
Just leave the thread retard you're having autistic meltdown for everyone's amusement FOR FREE
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>how do bugs travel between planets
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AND WE'LL FILL OUR VACANT RANKS WITH A MILLION DIVERS MORE
SHOUTING THE BATTLE CRY OF FREEEEEEDOM
https://files.catbox.moe/0migjy.webm
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May I make a suggestion(s):
Unnerf Stuns
Arc Emplacement
Arc Sentry
Orbital Arc Barrage
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>>559153862
So all the things you don't do? Lmao keep seething retard
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>>559154891
>how do bugs travel between planets
Us. We're spreading them.
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>confederate traitors at catbox ate my webm
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>>559154738
whatever happened to you when you were young to make you grow up to be a bitter whiny manchild who enters threads in 4chan full of things they don't like, I wish I was there to make it worse
hell I'd fuck your underaged asshole, I want to go back in time to rape you so thoroughly you grow up to become reddit moderator
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>couldn't figure out how to retaliate
lmao keep seething retard like the good doggy you are
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Is it true vox are immune to fire?
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>>559156223
Good doggy you keep seething just I told you! What a well trained dog you are!
Now do it again! Keep seething with that impotent virgin rage while I post more helldiver anime :^)
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oh yes yes saar, fapping to AI sloppa porn is very white aryan activity saar, as a fellow white aryan myself I apporve
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It got buffed in ways that makes it a very good beeg grenade now
>1000dmg which is very high and can kill many enemies
>12m blast radius, the second largest coverage of all grenades next to the pineapple
>higher demo force, can now blow up fabs anywhere
The biggest buff is the demo force, before it needed to be vented in order to blow up fabs like most grenades
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>>559157482
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Normally I would post an abusive comment directed at your alleged race, sexual orientation or identity but instead I will take this moment to expound on my dislike of the design philosophy of robutt. I think the dark skin of robutt is just bad design where the white bots are generally superior aesthetics-wise. The cat ears being a subtle redesign of the cog behind the devastator's head is an excellent approach where robutts fins are directionless and obviously indicative of generative content. The black sclera is also pretty nasty. Could you give her a white head at least so the illustration more correctly matches the typical bot livery? I find it unfortunate that koreans beat our asses when it comes to coomslop and our only real competitor is lazy AIgen. At least our resident drawfag puts out some creative stuff.
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Yeah I've been fucking you-, my pet dog, -this whole thread
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If you run engineering armour or suicide armour for the +2 grenades and then supply pack on top of that you'll single handedly delete all bug holes on the map with dynamites. You don't even have to throw into the hole to blow them up too. Just have the dynamite's AoE close enough to effect the bug hole to break them.
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Take a deep breath. Now answer this question - How are d10 and the fun mention in my post related in anyway? My post had no mention of d10 at all. YOU brought that up.
I think you should stop farting around. Head to your nearest tattoo parlor and get a sick ass D10 tattoo'd right on your neck. It would be so sweet. Let these punk ass bitches around here know who you are.
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Because d10 is fun. Anything less is a cakewalk to the point of boring, even d10 struggles to be a challenge with certain factions/maps. You also have to understand that probably over 90% of this general are at least level 50, been playing the game a while and almost exclusively play on d10 (unless farming). So if you're going to post about something being fun you should be referring to it in the context of d10.
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My take on robutt looking like shit is an objective assessment which means that you, defenders of dogshit AI sloppa are most likely pajeets or troons. I'd ask you to kill yourselves but I'm sure your continued existence is a just punishment for your bad taste.
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>micro dicked ricecel
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Have you ever heard of the three different types of Magic the Gathering players? Something like Spike, Timmy, Johnny? You're Spike. I used to be a Spike. I was extremely competitive in shooters, then I got into fighting games and in ranked Street Fighter I've beaten a couple big names. To me Helldivers is just a fucking co-op game. I don't take it that seriously and my favorite part of it is the weapon variety. If D10 requires meta weapons ("omg you brought the Laser Cannon, this guy is trolling!!!!!") you will never find me there.
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>>559159854
I saved a picture when someone drew the robutt many months ago
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>>559157567
Is full of angry predditors marveled because they can say nigger without losing internet points (still rather not to do it, so the spam brown instead lmao). They're the biggest cucks and cucks will always be angry, because they're cucks.
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what you don't like when voxes kick into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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>>559160295
>(still rather not to do it, so the spam brown instead lmao)
"Nigger" lost its shock value ages ago.
Brown makes you way angrier because it hits too close to home.
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Retard take. Niggers haven't been the most hated race on the internet for years at this point, they've been largely overshadowed by tranny cliques or indian clans encroaching on the white man's digital clay.
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>>559160625
Dunno man, seeing so many posters just accusing everyone of being pajeet out of the blue kinda looks like spambot activity
You'll probably accuse me of being pajeet too now that I pointed it out, unless you're an actual human being and respond in a reasonable manner
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>>559160915
I love being White.
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It's because indians are disgusting, pathetic, clannish and servile. At this point when someone calls you a pajeet chances are pretty good they don't actually think you're an indian but are insulting you as any reference to the race has garnered such an overwhelmingly negative connotation that at this point it's simply a generic insult. Accusations of jeethood will likely lose their impact just like any insult over time due to overuse by midwits who are genuinely too stupid to think of anything more creative, which is a shame as I think jeets still don't get enough hate.
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>>559161695
it should enter EoS mode next so I can stop fucking hearing about it
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Helldiver, you face multiple troon lords. Liberty guide you.
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>"weakspots"
Where my nigger are the weak spots on this heavy armor MF that gets spammed around every corner on super helldives? The only consistent way ive killed it was by shooting center mass with a quasar cannon. Even then its spotty and sometimes takes 2 shots.
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>Shooting the war strider center mass with the quasar cannon
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>>559162064
With proper AT like EAT, quasarito, RR, simply aim for the thighs and womb and kill them in one hit.
With AMR and railgun, aim for the glowing eyes or the exposed inner thigh joints connecting the thighs to the womb. If you're really good with the Commando, you can one-shot them by hitting that inner leg joint with the Commando, potentially letting you 4 War Striders with one Commando if you hit every perfect shot.
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Sorry, I'm not fat nor smelly enough to be into Magic the Gaythering. You also entirely missed the point of my post. You should always tailor the content of any communication to your target audience. The majority of players here are on d10 (and frankly, if you are above level 50 so should you), so you posting "laser cannon is fun! xD" is a stupid post. Either you're referring to d10 and just lying/shiposting, or you're talking about some other difficulty which makes your post unrelatable and of no value to most people itt.
Also no, d10 can be punishing but doesn't absolutely require top meta picks. It's just that some weapons and strats that are okay on lower diffs don't fare well in d10, like laser cannon which takes way too long to kill things and takes up a valuable support weapon slot.
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Hey I'm relatively new to the game.
Any word on the next warbonds?
How often do warbonds come out?
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No. Unless you're physically or mentally handicapped, once you reach around level 50 you should have all the weapons and strats necessary to do well on d10 and lower difficulties should start to become a challenge-less bore. If you continue to play at a lower level you just have to accept that you are bad at vidya and maybe consider going to the doc for a mental diagnosis and some sweet autismbux.
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Generally, about one every 4-6 weeks, but it really varies depending on circumstances. Between August and November or so of last year, there were no warbonds because they spent three months addressing the tech debt and fixing bugs. We just recently had two warbonds back-to-back, which were probably backlogged from the aforementioned bug fixing, and we know they probably have at least one warbond's worth of content that they've made but haven't released yet. So, I would personally expect another few weeks at the very least before the next warbond is announced.
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>>559163981
If my posts last number ends in 1 or 5, I curse thee with 15 Fucking War Striders waiting for you at the next objective.
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>>559162613
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case in point >>559161148 who despite saying his other 3 team members all brought AT also claims the presence of war striders was still too much for him meaning he couldn't possibly have been working with his team. Also apparently didn't bring any form of back up/emergency heavy AT just in case.
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are you indian?
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>bugdiver
>bringing up rape out of nowhere
Are you?
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>>559165584
>hulk surge + war strider seed
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>Pilesofshit says all the helldivers 2 stuff is based on realistic experiences
I NEED to see a real Swedish military training video. Has to be the biggest fucking circus imaginable with all those retards falling over all the time.
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>>559165584
us railgunchads yearn for this. fuck war swiggers
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>>559164441
You are such a fucking tryhard faggot, stop posting.
>"omg if you arent playing d10 bots you arent playing the REAL GAME"
bots accuracy has been nerfed so hard you rancid newfuck. Just go play some game that has an ultra extreme tryhard sweaty community, its not HD2
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>NOOOO PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PRECIOUS NIGGERS!!!1!
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>>559165584
The thing I like most about Hulkamania is that it makes Anti-Tank Mines actually useful.
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you're a retard who can't be bothered to rub his two only braincells together to solve that mystery
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>regards: the raped
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>Rape Analogy
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The raped do not speak to the rapists.
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>EAT
Valid choice anytime, anywhere, with any other stratagems. It's very satisfying to kill things with its drop pod.
>RR
I never use it.
>Quasarito
Best on bots. Even better on a Cold planet. Worse on a Hot planet.
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>>559167603
the Vox engine convoy glitched out for me when I tried it yesterday
also lobby doko?
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Dih'Gari purple jello is yum
d10 whatevs
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Cyborg women are rapidly grown in test tubes and are thus all UNDERAGE you SICK FUCK.
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>>559168601
No.
Koreans have done full clears and killed the hive lord with it.
https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=helldiversseries&no= 688517
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>meanwhile, in ohdoughs lobby
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>>559169230
Yes... by turning dissidents into cyborgs.
And now you have two paths.
1. Understand that saying that theyre "making" cyborgs doesnt mean vat grown like you favorite redditor poster suggests.
2. Double down and defend the izzat of your favorite redditor poster.
Its time to choose.
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>>559169091
Koreans mention Shams' loadout using the FRV to run around and complete objectives. Perhaps that's the secret.
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>random gooks absolutely btfo sloptubers
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>>559169193
Stalkers don't trip you like the cyborg kicks do. They throw you far away from them, and then they need to catch up to even capitalize on your downed body, giving you enough time to get up and fight back again. Cyborgs don't do that shit. Where you fall is literally right under their feet in most cases, where they actually get to beat your ass into the ground without you being able to get back up. Only enemy that has a remotely similar trip into stunlock is the ayys with the beat down sticks.
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>FOURTY THREE PERCENT OF THE PLAYERBASE
>ZERO PROGRESS ON THEIR OWN FRONT
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>>559169793
the jeet reveal has me like picrel every time I look at the bot front now, thinking how prescient it was to label the jet brigade the jeet brigade now that we know they are the DM's personal izzat farming machine.
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Well, you see, if you're playing the game for objectives then those meters are saying we'll losing. If you're just playing for vibes, and once your dopamine receptors have had their fill in about the next 20 more hours of gameplay followed by you uninstalling and never playing the game again, then it's nothing to concern yourself about. In fact, you not playing the game is helping the previous guys who care about the objectives in most cases.
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>the GL can just outright kill a war strider in less than 2 seconds by shooting anywhere on it's body
>the Autocannon, you have to either aim for the legs and dump a shit tons of rounds into it for it to die or carefully aim for the 1 pixel large red weakspot and pray the warstrider and his buddies won't headshot you while doing it
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>noooo stop bullying the devs with the challenge
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>when the 7ft tall muscle mommy with solid steel thighs kicks down my front door intent on killing me and my family
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None. It was good when every other assault rifle did 50 damage or less and had terrible ammo economy. It simply got left behind just like the dominator because they were usable pre 60 patch so no one complained or brought it to attention. Now with all the durability buffs and health increase, it's a really weak weapon outside of plinking bot heads.
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>>559135541
Borderline Justice is fucking excellent, redacted regiment just isn't as good
Dynamite is goated, the Deadeye is goated, and the armor lets you whip out your grenade pistol ultra-fast
Redacted has stealth armor, the C4 pack (not great) and some mediocre silenced guns
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>>559172065
>i-it's not like i like you or anything, stupid diver-kun!
>stop stimming, idiot! just die already!
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>He thinks that faggot Alexus even knows this is a problem to fix when that serb doesn't even play the game.
Yes, zombie armour still kills you if you get near low hp but didn't fall below 0 HP. Remember, war striders did not set off AT mines until around the Cyberstan patch. And now Vox Engines don't set off AT mines either because that faggot Alexus never thinks about AT mines' interaction with new heavies.
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My guess is the Koreans did the smart thing and used one guy on the FRV to force enemy waves away from objectives. Entire game can be cheesed like this which is why it doesn't matter if the devs make it more difficult, if they don't solve the flawed spawning mechanics.
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How does ANYTHING get past QA? It's not like they're obscure bugs, it's game breaking shit you find out within 5 minutes of playing like gunship fabs tanking hellbombs, rupture warriors having an unavoidable attack, bug breaches spawning right under the drill and instantly destroying it on Meridia, etc
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>Knock it open with an autocannon and pour rounds into the exposed flesh
What sucks is shit like charger ass, and I think exposed charger spines, is durable as fuck so you're wasting your time shooting at it without explosives since anything that isn't AT has fuckall durable damage.
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>feels like pulling teeth
>go to bot front
>either nice or pain
>go to squid front
>comfy time
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>Most of Helldivers 2 bugs are found by playing the game normally
That's actually the issue usually. Look up what QA testers actually do it's usually shit like running into walls for hours at a time. Also it's not uncommon for devs to just ignore them due to retardation.
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During last year, I can remember there were different "periods" where we'd lose a bunch of MOs in a row, have a bunch of unwinnable defenses, take no planets etc. Then, presumably, the GM team would realize they're going overboard with the izzat farming since that tends to drive players away from the game, and would tone it down for a while. It'd alternate like this every couple of months or so. It has been noticeably bad even to normies since the Cyberstan event (since the Aurora Bay/Merak thing in particular), though the rigging and railroading was also quite egregious during the Super Earth invasion.
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I honestly think vox engines are less threatening than factory striders when you're not in a cyberstan invasion situation where you're fighting 20 voxes simultaneously alongside dozens of cyborgs and supporting infantry, and all of your eagles are supressed by AAA. When they spawn in low numbers in the open they just get wrecked by people tossing strafing runs in its general direction with the odd quasar shot or two.
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Ok but how do you not find bugs like the ones listed here >>559174145 in 5 minutes
I'm also willing to bet they didn't find out about the rocket strider bug because they don't play on higher difficulties where they spawn
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I'd like to see the frontlines actually fluctuate a bit. Honestly it's all rigged and we can't win, but I'd like to see more frequent captures and losses of border worlds on the frontline. But no it's
>Damn near 100% of the populace consolidates for bug MOs
>bot/squid MO's are tooth and nail since bugdivers refuse to do anything but dive bugs, and Joel hasn't taken this into account yet for his copypasta operations that require 90% of the playerbase to focus fire any one planet to take any ground.
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>entire bootlicking community defended leviathans for being enemies you "aren't supposed to kill"
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In a better world rates would be front specific with MO's and events for each one simultaneously that can play off each other thus actually simulating a three front war, but lord knows that would be too complicated for one guy working 4 hours a day 3 days a week to do.
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>>559176551
Mein Fuhrer... Arrowhead...
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M-1000 Maxigun
-Increased armor penetration level from Medium to Heavy
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>>559176768
Arrowhead is winding down as they prepare for Spring break vacation. There won't be anyone in the studio for at least two weeks. And when their spring vacation is over and they return to work, they'll need at least a week or two to recover from the vacation.
Next patch is in at least 4 more weeks.
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>>559176892
>it's fake
Fuck you nigga, you had me there for a second
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>>559177062
Arrowhead accidentally made a horde shooter.
>More enemies as the difficulty progresses
>Bugs swam you in great numbers
>Bot drops have a ton of enemies
>Squids have zombie hordes
Helldivers 2 is a horde shooter that insists its a tactical milisim.
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arc dog is fucking awesome
wipes so many bugs and squids in one go
stun locks the fuck out of devastators
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https://www.arrowheadgamestudios.com/
>Step into the boots of the Helldivers, an elite class of soldiers
GRUNT FANTASISSIES? OUR RESPONSE?
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I still don't know why didn't swiggers make the minigun do heavy pen from the start
>can't move while firing
>dogshit ergonomic just like the HMG
>brutal recoil
All that downsides and it do fucking medium pen? Even worse, if it were Heavy pen, it still mediocre because of the 18 durable damage
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>>559177672
>ah, every single enemy encounter must be a calculated and balanced tactical problem that can be solved with strategy and logic
>this is realistic because in real life ambushes and getting overrun by enemies NEVER happens as everyone follows my LARP rules of engagement fairly
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Finding, yes. Fixing, no. An actual dev has to look at the bug report and figure out what part of the code is broken and how to fix it. There's plenty of stories of QA testers documenting 100% reproducible bugs, even figuring out exactly what triggers in the code are causing the bugs, and the bugs never getting fixed because a dev couldn't be assed to implement it.
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Trident stinks
Heats up far too quickly
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I honestly feel like the average botdiver is completely incompetent. They were accustomed to standard bots that just ineffectually marched towards them in a straight line at 2 kph while spraying ineffectually in your direction. The botdiver was just accustomed to casually sitting in cover and shooting fish in a barrel. But now they get their shit pushed in by borgs rushing them the fuck down and roundhouse kicking them in the face. Shit shattered by voxes forcing them to move out of cover with rocket barrages. Commander borgs supercharging the bot force into something that can aim with a modicum off accuracy and enough agility to enter flanking positions.
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>gas is just fire but bad
>arc is just meme teamkill shit
>melee
wtf is AH doing
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>>559178591
It's ok if some mechanics aren't viable on higher difficulties.
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>>559178907
Neither do I nigger. You have multiple weapons to switch between and other things you can be doing.
>pop off 3-5 shots
>switch to sidearm/support and fire more
>switch back for 3-5
>run over to the objective
>another 3-5
>interact with objective
Etc.
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>everyone has good all around red and blue strats
>I get to finally bring 3 sentries and a support
I love this
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>>559179164
So that Swedes get paid
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I am only level 21, but I feel like it's really good to bring in the gas mines and fire mines, and I get so much control of wherever I am with it.
Unfortunately, I end up with at least 5 accidental kills a game because my teammates don't look where they walk :(
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Is /hdg/ also part of the satire
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>>559179381
We're extremely media literate here. Only those who passed this test are allowed to post.
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>>559178176
The only reason it was "good" was because Cyberstan was a cold planet where the lower temps helped cool it down. It's abysmal on even regular planets otherwise.
>>559178591
Other way around, Gas is stronger than Fire because it inflicts crowd control so that enemies will stop attacking you. Fire is just extra damage, and there are a million different ways to deal damage in this game.
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advice for trve aura monsters dont open if not
https://litter.catbox.moe/atvocvgry0d2rxoo.mp4
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do what >>559178609 says. Two shot bursts. The trident still needs to be aimed just as much as a sickle, so use it like one. It becomes more effective the closer targets are and the more beams hit a target. But you only use it like a duckbill spray and pray in emergencies when burning a crystal is worth it.
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shoutout my nigga G4
https://litter.catbox.moe/u8c1wf.mp4
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>>559172294
Take this with a pinch of salt but this is what started it, I think.
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>>559180663
son why have you posted cringe
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>>559180716
Part 2
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CHINAMEN PLEASE HELP US
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Has there always been a lack of a moon in the night's skybox? Or is it just a this planet's thing?
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>>559181104
>blatantly railroads MO so we take Merak instead of Aurora Bay
>probably because muh jet brigade lets him launch impossible defenses and farm izzat
>fast forward a couple weeks later
>does it anyway without the jet brigade
What did Joeet mean by this
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>>559179927
Where sex.
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scissors lmao
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>>559178176
I'm unironically glad people like you exist because that means it will never get nerfed.
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in other words indians are the goyim and israel owns 1.4 billion slave workers
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>>559180937
Nigga post the full version
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I don't hate any one group of people but I do reject their cultures as backwards and weird and in many cases outright wrong. They will hate me for my awareness and that is their right. May God weigh us and judge us accordingly.
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>>559167958
ggs it was cloudy and I couldn't see shit
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>>559182495
Thanks anon, I didn't have the full post saved.
>>559182714
Click the three dots menu, then select open original file. The file anon uploaded is large enough to be read
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>>559167958
ggz frens, we listen and we don't judge
https://litter.catbox.moe/0huetf.mp4
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>>559163236
>C4 Pack
>C-tier
Lol
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no stratagems makes it f-tier
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>>559182917
its ok twin there'll be another time, have this to make you feel better
https://files.catbox.moe/mgngyo.mp4
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what the fuck?
just throw it at shit and blow it up with the detonator?
It's an EAT-RR-Grenade Hybrid, with EAT damage, grenade range + AoE and Team-reloaded RR DPS potential.
Exceptionally good at killing a large number of heavies in a short time, doesn't need a lengthy stationary reload nor to be calling in hellpods or waiting for the weapon to cool down.
Greatest issue is small range and slow "projectile speed", making hitting your targets a bit harder, but other than that it's and excellent weapon.
Oh yeah the reload jank when you switch to the detonator too fast is infuriating, I hope they fix it soon.
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This might be one of the most embarrassing moments I've seen a dev team go through. I'm not even shocked if this kills the game for people somehow
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>niggas switched to squiggers
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>>559185228
>"EAT > Recoiless"
>"what the fuck are you gonna do when more than 2 heavy enemies spawn?"
>"I use another stratagem"
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>>559169017
It doesnt make a lot of sense to me. I thought the Cyborgs were meant to be a rebel human faction that broke away from Super Earth and increased their numbers through defectors and then also just regular reproduction. Now these new cyborgs are supposedly artificially grown human life that is cybernetically altered.
I assume the explanation we are given in game portrays them in a way that dehumanizes them like you would expect Super Earth to do. But I still don't really get it or the implications behind their helldiver-like cold storage units that we blow up.
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>>559185435
>throw
>switch to det
>det
vs
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>switch to your primary weapon
>get a bead on your C4 (likely a tiny dot on a moving target)
>shoot it until you manage to hit (unless using an explosive weapon I guess?)
this also would require you to keep looking at your target to explode it, meaning you can't just throw it in a running retreat or just to the side as you pass by a moving patrol.
surely you're not actually doing this
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>>559185076
and what the fuck are (you) gonna do in the same scenario?
try finding a safespot to sit on your ass for 5 seconds to reload your RR without any backpack stratagem to support you in this because your ammo stowage takes the backpack slot?
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I also forgot to add that having to shoot at your explosive instead of using the detonator precludes you from detonating several chargers at once: if you were engaging, say, 4 war striders, you'd have to shoot them 1 by 1 instead of just throwing all 4 packs and detonating them at once
I seriously don't believe there's people actually shooting the c4 instead of using the detonator. Are you a consolefag that can't bind the switch weapon mode key to mouse5 or something?
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>want info on items and strats
>Mr. Funny Sergeant Diver Paul appears
>HELLO FREEDOM LOVING DIVERS ITS MEEEE-"
stop!!!
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never relax
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>>559185441
Yes? Jfc rr fags are braindead.
>one stratagem do all work
>oh but actually I'd like to have fun sharing the work across a few interesting strats-
>NO, ONLY ONE
>ONE stratagem, take up ALL slots, you like it!
Just let people play how they want to play. Recoilless isn't the be all and end all, it's the ham fucking sandwich of strats. Efficient, works well but ultimately fucking boring.
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so, we'd all rather S H I T P O S T on 4chan than actually play the game. Sounds like we need some content immediately before our attention wanes and we all find something else to obsess over. No one wants their audience to dip beyond recoverable levels- something that EVERY game experiences eventually.
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>>559187730
I dont mind someone being a character but not when I want to learn good items and combos for different stuff
They always end in a tier list too
I dont recognize all those icons yet!
There's like 5 Sgt Funny Diver men I found when I needed urgent Cyberstan tricks
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What is the single worst looking armor set in the game? Warbonds and super store included.
I nominate picrel, a truly repulsive abomination.
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>>559187035
>but ultimately fucking boring.
no it is not when it is the only thing carrying an entire pubbie team on D10.
the real difficulty is playing D10 pubs anyway. anything goes, full metaslave loadouts are acceptable here.
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Nah, Australian here and French truly are the fucking worst
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>>559188656
Shid, meant for >>559151434
I need to stop having so many tabs opened
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>>559188078
Yeah I've seen a few. OnDough, McGrouch and Commmissarkai. The information provided is fine but I basically have to scrub through the video to get to the actual, informative parts.
There's at least one YouTubers I've seen who does stuff for space marine 2 whose name escapes me, but he basically front loads every video by giving the bottom line cliff notes info and then the remaining 10-15 minutes is more detailed and slower paced. I wish more content creators did that
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>HD1 has reputation system
>report shitters for being shitters
>force them to play with other shitters
>HD2 has none of that
>if you don't have friends you will go through dozens of retards of all colors before landing on someone with enough neurons to realize killing teammates is bad
Why the fuck did none of the oldheads sound the alarms on release.
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I don't really like OhDough but his guides when it comes to things like break points are usually pretty good, there isn't much fluff and he gets to the point without doing the annoying le diver officer xd shtick
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>>559189816
3/4 JOIN JOIN JOIN
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I can handle Commisar maybe because its the first guy I saw and he does a big list of all 3 factions with each item/weapon
I too skip around a lot
I like telling them to shut up when I fast forward
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>>559187452
Shitter why are you hosting lobby just to leave mid first mission to another lobby
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>>559189889
>CLANKAS
Oh so when they say it, its all cool and fun, but when I want to say it, suddenly chairs need to be thrown.
Fucking clankers.....
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>Reddit mods are deleting any mention or posts about the dev charity 1k challenge
The absolute state of these white knighting faggots.
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>>559176948
>These fags will say in this thread;
>Joel, botslopfag, bugfucker, and Burgdorf
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>>559192793
No, that would be LowSodiumHelldivers (because they have tough skin).
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