Silver is dogshit and no amount of tranny upplaying can change that.

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>>563596481
Should have been wolf edition

>>563596481
post the full imaHEADED TO YORK

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Revert gun falloff nerfs, nerf base spirit scaling. That is my humble request.

>>563596347
an anon a few threads back had suggested the following; double the total charge gauge, make it so at 50% you can pop it manually (so effectively youll be able to use ult at the same amount of damage as now) and at 100% it pops automatically. The more charge the longer the duration. I think this would greatly help as you'd be able to build charge, then pop ult to solo push an objective and as such wouldnt have to rely on your team doing it for you

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Silver isnt even that bad you just suck

the finnish goat is back
iykyk

>teammate says "good luck everypony" at the stat of the match
how do you respond

>>563596794
Laasti is back!?
>>563596808
I commend if their a celeste.

>>563596808
Ask for shy yellow porn (no crotch boobs)

>>563596764
>infernus did more than silver in literally every regard
>silver still gets the mvp because winning with silver on your team is so unusual
lol

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>>563596815
quite fond of the remlings but god I hate having to fight him in lane

>>563597213
Rem and his helpers are really cute and I love them :)

>>563597213
Very cool draws

>>563597415
they did the cute mascot bit pretty well, too bad he attracts the most useless feeders

>haze dynamo and seven with a 56% WR
>no tracklock spam and REEEEEEEing about their WR
I'm noticing

>>563596808
ask for horse porn (real)

>>563596481
why hasn't anyone made this into an actual skin for geist yet?

>>563597782
Geist has somehow managed to be the most attractive character in the game yet isn't as popular as one would assume her to be

>>563597561
Everyone knows that it only matters when Silver creeps up above 50%.

WE HAVE YOU NOW

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>having fun, games are good
>get holliday on my team
>DESPERATELY try to be put on another lane
>everyone denies (they know) and the game begins
>it's a 1v1.5, i'm laning against paradox (the only character worse than holliday) and celeste
>mindbreak the enemy team by killing them with heavy melee, they are so tilted that BOTH of them come up close against me to try and melee me back
>i farm them and we win, and i even cause the apollo to ragequit by styling on him in an encounter
dey can try tah run but it don't mattah...

>>563596638
https://litter.catbox.moe/ytyiom8xlrzusln7.png

>>563597926
desu I didn't realise just how large her ass and breasts actually were until i played her for a bit, the fur she wears helps conceal them much better than you'd think. She's also easily got the best facial features; Yamato is still an alien, Calico Graves McGinnis are frumpy, Vindicta I'd say is good looking but they really nailed the english phenotype and i just dont find english women to be particularly attractive, Wraith aint bad but shes nothing special, Vyper and Ivy are both non human, Paradox has the helmet, Haze is shadownigga, Mina looks derpy in the same way all happas look derpy though a lot of people seem to like that, Silver has very nice features, strong eyes eyebrows and lips but not cartoonish, Holliday's got a good face too but is naturally weathered, and i do like Celeste's sharp eyes and puckered lips combo. So I'd consider Geist Holliday Celeste and Silver to be beautiful, Wraith Paige Mina Vindicta to be good looking, Ivy Vyper Haze and Paradox to be a special category and the rest as being ugly or just plain

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>>563598415
I dunno, anon. I'd say that kinda errs on the side of being little fucking retarded looking.
Why not something more like this?

>>563598059
I was more referring to the guy who was(and still is) crying about graves in every thread, i don't think silver has ever been above 50% by a large margin except maybe on release when she was OP

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Do I trust a /dlg/ build?

deadlock more like dead thread dead game lmao
more like dead and flopped
kekaruski

The game needs more characters like victor, graves, mo&krill and paige.

>>563599316
as in more sexy characters?

>>563599316
erotic characters?

how do u do knife resets with shiv

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They do lots of things

just had the most quintessential street brawl match i'll ever have, it was cinema

>>563599316
More characters that require a white IQ to play and make OW M1 trannies seethe?

>>563599610
dey do loads a tings mon ja wouldn beleev deh smoke dey be rollin

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Oh I'm noticing alright

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>pick Drifter
>enter game
>open mic
>Nngh... Nmghhrr... Rape... It calls to me... Nmghh... I must... RAPE. RAPE!! I MUST RAPE AAAGGHHHH RAAAPEEEE NOOW!! NOWNONOW!! RAPERAPERAPERAPE!!!
>solo dive guardian the moment I get into lane
>die
>n-no... NO!!!! I cannot... Rape?????? AAAAWWWGHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! RAAAAAAAAPPEEEE!!! I NEEEEEEED RAPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! RAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEE!
>abandon match
>queue Ivy next

>>563600148
>crops out haze conveniantly

>>563600214
based schizo

>>563600148
>ascendant
Put it to normal you faggot

>>563600148
i feel like dynamo should stay as is, i feel he's a good baseline for how powerful a character should be and he skill checks noobs really hard. his stomp teaches you to use height and double jumps to dodge moves and his ult teaches you to be extra aware of certain characters. haze needs her old ult back desu. there should be characters in the game that just have bullshit fuck you ults imo

>>563600312
>self exposing as a shitter
lmao

>>563600312
>these heroes are okay because they are in my alchemist matches
ascendant isn't even a high bar if you're competent

>>563600214
what are they putting in the water

>>563600148
>~20% of the roster above 52%
>~25% of the roster below 48%
Literally half the characters are broken in one way or another.
Name a single multiplayer game with worse balance

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We need a 3rd late-game spirit-based AoE hypercarry like Seven and Victor.
Preferably undead and with electric powers.

>>563600513
team fortress 2

>>563600414
>>563600435
You will never be a pro.
You will never being on a team.
Your only potential is streaming to 3 viewers on twitch your shit gameplay.
You should not be catered to.

>>563600513
Dota 2, League, Smite 2, Overwatch, and Marvel Rivals.

>>563600348
I'd agree with that if they made it so dynamo can't use his ult for a second after teleporting

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>get laned with Venator and Sinclair
>both go turbosweat mode and start denying souls, poking and parkouring all the time
>they still lose
You're not getting out of low Alchemist tryhard fags

>>563600634
ritualist melty

>>563600414
>>563600435
Normal is for literally all ranks so it gives the most accurate results
>muh heakin shitter
Then put in eternus you faggots

>>563600652
False, False, True, Comparable, Comparable

>>563600760
why are you playing a moba if youre not trying hard? theres lots of casual games or even street brawl you could be playing

>>563597213
Now Shiv

>>563600760
Do you not try to deny or poke the enemy?

>>563600760
this post makes sense when you consider that the poster is alchemist

Let be honest most of you are still on the crayoncolored ranks why bother discuss Ascendant "meta"

>>563600726
nah i think that's fine you can still outspace him even with warpstone and as long as your team is spacing properly he can only hit 1 man black holes which pretty much gets him killed. you just have to keep track of him and i think it's sick how scary he is. it feels amazing to shut down black holes (pause)

>MikaelS is streaming
KINO

>>563601431
does he still play paradox or is he soulless now after going pro? i watched his videos back in the days

>>563601431
>a confirmed aimbotter is back
Who gives a fuck?

>>563601550
He doesn't like her current state and hes not even "pro" anymore

>>563601124
Ascendant isn't hard to achieve there's plenty of Ascendant players here
>Wahhh wahh we should balance around retards that don't have any grasp on the game
No thank you

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>>563600990
monkey man

>>563601643
schizoGOD

>>563601431
>played a single "pro" match
>got immediately kicked from the team for hard-throwing
Washed.

>>563600760
>they are playing the game
>this makes me mad

>>563601643
You're the same poster that thinks good aim isn't really and every streamer is aimbotting aren't you

for me its capacitor first item on paradox

>>563601124
i can't aim for shit and suck ass at the game and am ascendant 4. anyone who somehow plays worse than me should be disregarded completely.

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I am now better with this thing than my keyboard.
Do I buy a track-ball or swiftpoint Z2 for full-autism mode so I can break into Eternus?

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>>563601793
seven ulting on the middle of the page

>>563601793
Based can you do the pedophile next

>>563601124
Those stats are relevant to me because I'm an Ascendant tier player stuck in Ritualist.

>>563601793
Vyper next please

>>563601869
No. I'm a guy who used to write aimbots when he was younger and had less principles.
I know what an aimbot looks like.
MikaelS was objectively using an aimbot when he streamed prior.
Metro and Zerggy, for comparison, are not.

for me its AAAAAAAHHHHHHH STOP NO GIVE ME MY FORESKIN BACK NOOOOOOOO

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>good aim isn't really

>>563602424
Heroes for this feel?

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spirit abrams is fun

great now i cant get vyper anymore because every haze subhuman went to her FANTASTIC

>>563602648
Abrams

>metro plays Wraith, Warden, and Apollo on stream
>he grinds Ivy and Infernus off stream
What does it mean!?

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>>563602204
based, a lol youtuber i used to watch 10 years ago used the predecessor of one of these to play the game with. razer nostromo. he'd use the joystick to pan the map. seems tight but not something i'd bother lugging out to game with
>track-ball
this one though, i don't understand
maybe i'm still haunted by using a trackball in the developing years of my life and having my mind blown when i switched to a normal mouse
but it just seems so inferior as an input mechanism, fundamentally
also switching your input devices, unless you're using bricks, will not make you a better player. at least not inherently. there is something to say about the challenge of switching setups doing stuff in your brain. but the equipment rarely makes the player

>>563602387
lol

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>>563602765
>it's real
Huh...

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>>563603069
thats... not him

>>563602765
Why doesn't he play Silver, the strongest and most OP hero?

>>563603273
Yes it is. It's one of his alts.

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>>563602275
>>563602321
funny that you guys asked for vyper twice
>>563602259

>>563602675
Agreed. Tho i still punch since even when parry stunned i deal damage and heal alot with his aura

>>563603505
can you do Victor next please? those are so cute

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Fuck niggers.

>>563603505
Soul Urn

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esportroons gonna freak!

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silver would legitimately be a good hero if winning early consistently meant translating that into winning fights and into a win
as it stands though the lead you can get from lane feels so small and the permanent advantages you can secure so insignificant or nonexistent that if you err at all, if you don't keep utmost tempo and steamroll to a sub 30m finish, you turn into a melee trooper
really this is a complaint about kill souls in lane and urn as THE early objective. hopefully this rumored jungle rework adds something more meaningfully decisive to fight over

>>563603505
i love it, both of 'em

Enhanced celestial blessing + transcendent cooldown for 600 heal, full stamina and move speed every 7 seconds

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>sure, I'll spend 30 minutes of my lunch break to play a match
>mid lane goes 0 and 22
Now, back to work!

>>563603505
Silver (dog)

I have been playing nothing but brool for the past months and then joined a normal game by mistake and jobbed hard. Felt sorta bad about it. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>563603883
>silver would legitimately be a good hero if winning early consistently meant translating that into winning fights and into a win
Sounds like a shit meta with the existance of apollo and with turrets literally sitting in the cuckchair and masterbaiting to you getting raped gaped and fucked by apollo and M&K, with that being said i agree, the early game feels non-consequential, only really mattering if someone went 0/7, I wouldn't mind some sort of middle ground solution

>>563602204
Post pic of it with timestamp. Sure but I don't think trackball has any inherent edge other than they're usually better for your wrist's longevity.
>>563603069
>>563603273
This nigga is literally me if that's actually his accounts, well except I don't have an ego anywhere near as large.
>can't focus worth shit while distracted (streaming)
>Play's alright without distractions
Ivy and infernus are easy and it's below his mmr though tbf. I don't think he's actually good.

>>563603431
>go to that steam account
>previous names
>brapmaster2005
kek'd
kek'd

>>563604125
yeah, in theory if they changed the impact of early kills they'd change the comparative strength of certain heroes early on. that the rape they inflict would result in a larger lead, but that they wouldn't be able to rape so hard
as an aside i wish some of apollo's damage was tied to his M1. i hate how he has 5 nukes, 3 of them heal him, and they're all easy as shit to land while making him evasive. and then he has riposte so you can't get him off of you, or you can't catch him unless he REALLY fucks up
whereas if he had to hit you with M1s to reach his full damage potential he's at least somewhat vulnerable during his "combo"

>>563604124
Are you me

I just saw THAT Mina gif...

>respawn timers should depend on soul difference between killer and killed
opinion?

>>563602675
try Arcane Surge and tell me what you think

>>563603653
every time i weave lights during fights i always get blind parried by some astral projecting gooner whose lightning fast fapfingers react before i know i'm even going to melee them

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I like Shiv as a character but my winrate with him is 30% in contrast to 56 and 60% with Kelvin and Viscous.

>>563604712
doesn't it already kinda work like that
if you have a lead and die you have an extra respawn penalty

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>>563604093
>>563603791
>>563603714
I never noticed how weird dog silver was

>enemy team is filled with retards
>3 of them had zero kills by the end of the game (40 min)
>enemy victor threw himself in every single tower (alone) to take it down
sad sight...just let it go...

>>563604870
waiting full minute because I got gaped by guy with double my souls is kinda rough

>bebop is now a literal suicide bomber
Devs are alright

>Let's take out Haze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do

>>563603752
ts so tuff
>>563604683
i know what you are. begone

silver cookie................

>>563605173
disarming hex

>>563605173
Play dynamo and stand next to haze then click your designated I win button

>mikaels getting destroyed by 13/3 silver
SHUT IT DOWN

>>563605356
Sorry, feralanon, but she has a slit.
No amount of desire for otherwise will change reality.

>>563604683
i dont please share

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>>563604987
can you add paradox next?

They should double the cooldown on ALL ultimates

Why is yoshi hiding peoples match history's

you have 5 seconds to explain to me why decay doesn't trigger EE

silver cock.............

are there any legit uses for the suicide command in normal gameplay?

>>563604987
Can you add Lash flexing behind Shiv
>>563605603
It removes health without counting as damage being dealt. Now that I think about it, does scourge trigger EE?

>>563605603
Because Decay specifies it doesn't trigger items.
Otherwise you'd be getting mystic slow and suppressor on it for 15 seconds of point and click aids

>>563604987
You're DROPPING ME? Typical new yorkers.

>>563605681
to deny enemy of kill souls

>>563605681
>farm enemy sinners as Rem
>walk to your carry
>suicide
>drop a 2k bag
>your carry now got 2k souls for free
still not patched btw
>>563605702
does it matter? no one on earth ever buys scourge

>>563605681
probably not
maybe some hyper specific hiding-in-closet-can't-escape situation
but i can't fathom where that'd be worth it over risking trying to sneak away

>>563604987
why there are 2 silvers????

>>563605681
Double bomb yourself as Bebop, phantom strike into the entire team, quickly suicide so the bombs go off on death

Do silvertrannies ever stop crying

>>563606064
april fools

>awful lanemate, we both get shat on since I try to join his badly picked fights
>some faggot in team raging at us
>think "yeah, fuck you all and your useless fights, have fun"
>refuse to join a single stupid brool unless it's already started and happening next door, just push the damn lanes 24/7 instead, they can 5v6 all they want
>take two walkers solo
>take base guardians solo
>suddenly top souls
>25k objective damage
>still second highest player damage in team because of a massive xbox hueg spike in patron fight once I finally joined them with my fat soul stack
At last I truly see.
I feel like I've had an epiphany. The way to win in pisslow is to ignore everything about how pisslow plays the game. You are not actually contributing if you engage in their nonsense with the intent to help. They all just poke at each other for three minutes before someone finally initiates, then brool, then faff around doing nothing consequential with their wins.

>>563604987
Billy

>>563606064
So they can spitroast (you)

>>563606297
yeah in lower ranks you have to leave your retard teammates out to dry a lot of the time and focus on objectives because if you try to save them they'll just drag you down by getting you killed in awful unwinnable teamfights

>>563606297
This is why Seven is the undisputed king of pisslow

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>>563606087
>it works
though i think magic carpet would be more lore appropriate

>>563605730
>Meanwhile with torment pulse

>>563604987
draw your favorite

>mikaels wants silver nerfed
deadtards??

>>563606297
Getting kills gets you souls tho and without them brooling you wouldnt have taken those walkers and guardians for free

>>563606731
FOR THE DJIIIIIIIN

>>563606731
Inshallah new Bebop meta found?

>>563606731
TECHIES BACK, PRAISE ICEFRAUD

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>>563603752
small edit

>>563605539
https://x.com/Baracuda_balls/status/2043702291446870162
Pocket is so lucky bros...

what's paige's vax status

>avoid hero I hate playing against
>never get it on my team
>get it on enemy team literally every single game
Does this "avoid" shit even work

>>563606297
contextual but yeah, pretty much. ignore the ARAM, farm sidelanes and jungle, then rape because you're now far ahead. that's a pisslow moba staple

>>563606880
solo farm will give you far more souls than brooling for kills and splitting them 4 ways will
let alone that 90% of perma-broolers aren't winning decisively and taking objectives but are instead stalemating with no tangible gain while farm dies in the sidelanes
also the enemy committing the same mistake at the same time does not mean the brool is good. it just means they're equally retarded. if one team brools and the other doesn't, they will pull ahead in souls.
i see this pattern so much. players with a lead looking to fight constantly without a clear goal invariably throws their lead and the game. kills are a means to an end. broolers see kills as the goal itself.
if you wish to sacrifice efficiency for impact, then you actually need to make an impact

>>563606731
does killing yourself with bomb deny the enemy souls?

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>>563606358
>>563605702
>>563605545
those will be the last for today my shift is about to end, thanks for participating and for the nice comments over the day
>>563606817
my favorite is Geist but she turned out a bit weird because I ran out of room

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>>563605173
Phantom Strike

maybe it's the change of perspective from tradition birds-eye view MOBAs but players seem uniquely uncooperative in Deadlock
it's like they can't or won't respond to something unless it's directly in their frontal cone of view

>>563606828
>[bad player] wants silver nerfed
nothing new

>>563607812
Thank you drawanon

>>563607664
distinction: the bombs aren't killing me there, i am killing me there. with the "killme" command
self-bomb can't kill you, leaves you with minimum 1hp.
as for killing yourself with the killme command... maybe? kills always disburse souls to heroes in range, so you can't avoid giving up that share. but you might be able to prevent someone from getting the extra kill bonus (which is something like +25% bonus souls)
not sure

>retard on my team leaves before anyone reaches lane
>game is scored
>enemy leaves 5 minutes into the game
>game will not be scored
???????????????????

>>563607848
Mobafags are never good at looking at the map at the best of times, and shooterfags aren't much better.

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Put billy in a zoot suit, there he's lore accurate.
>>563607848
This is because of the mindfuck the game is if you played a moba for a longtime, I felt the same thing trying to go back to dota2.

>>563607812
kino

>>563607812
thank you drawfriend

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>>563606828
>Guy who can aim really well wants the burst combo into wolf proc keyrole into wm1 character nerfed
Truely a shocker, glad he's back though.

>>563607848
If people barely grasp the map with a top down view, they're definitely not watching it while doing autism movement with a more linear perspective. You can't just move the mouse and see what your team is doing.

>>563608171
>larp being a women
SAAAR

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>>563608171
#NOTALLMINAS
#NUKETELAVIV
I also heard the first tranny playing Mina since her release
Yes they were terrible

>>563608162
minimap is also terrible has been terrible since they last updated it in 2024 which made it way too dark to see shit unless you hold tab.

>>563607812
thank you!

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let's say things are dire

>>563608823
What's wrong with your Shiv

>>563608823
we lost
>>563608956
he sucked at actually killing

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>>563608823
>Rem not feeding the enemy team 2k bags and stealing his own teams sinners
Rem finally figured out how to win games

Is there any benefit to diagonal air dashing instead of normal forward air dashing

>>563609153
more momentum

>>563608295
Mina's pockets aren't that big? she's a C cup at best

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>spent entire game being lane janny utility slut
>somehow still does more player damage than Mina

>>563605861
doesn't it still grant them the kill though similar to how troopers can at times get you a kill

As if Holliday isn't garbage enough why is the enemy able to take her jump pads? Also what is going on with this site today

>>563609504
site was down hours ago and has been shit since then

Yeah man people keep saying "Hurr Silver is the worst character in the game" its Holliday me and Grey Talon massacred our lane took walker instantly and we just lost because I fell off so hard mid to late game when everything has 30 000 HP she PHYSICALLY cannot do enough and feels like if you used one of those mods to play as an NPC

>>563609656
>he doesn't know about the 1500dmg headshot build

What is the point of Holliday's ult? Like why do all the good disables either have enormous AOE's, rape their stamina, slow, turn off movement abilities etc, and this shit is just like a mediocre single target stun? I mean, Holliday can't even SHOOT whoever she lasso's what's the fucking point of this hero?
Seriously, would you rather have a Holliday on your team, or an Ivy with only Stone Form and no other ability? Because I think I'm taking Ivy for that one.

metro is the only based eceleb for this game

coming back after two weeks and playing seven sorry everyone on my team

>>>/v/736977393
AHAHAHAHA BUNGIETARDS ARE TOTAL C.UCKS

Deadlock is laggy as fuck even in the main menu, even on minimal graphics settings, on my Intel Core i5-9400F and NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti. I don't think I can afford a new PC :(

>>563610190
bro thinks we care about his little internet dispute

>>563609607
which board posted cp again? its /v/ isn't it?

>>563610285
>GeForce GTX 1050 Ti
yeah...

>>563610285
gotta be at least a little related to drivers, I play on a r5 4600 and 1660s not even on potato mode and only lag with 3 waves pushing inside base + a graves

Hosting an EU party, everyone is welcome but I am Archon 4 so you know what you're signing up for.

BBT8N

Keeping it up for 10~ minutes.

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Can they just NERF dynamo already

This game is programmed to give you the most retarded niggers if you queue up as Silver. I've never had a game where I have teammates with a brain when playing her.

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team so bad that russian had to carry

>play game
>do really well
>other guy does really well
>good mood in the match
>nobody is flaming
>quality comms
>add guy after match to see if he'd like to play more
>invite declined
how are you supposed to make a stack in this game, genuine question. this happens every time.

>>563610697
same thing with dynamo actually. you queue dynamo and you're guaranteed that no one is going to follow up no matter how you communicate.

>>563607812
Lovely drawings, Victor is so cute
Thank you drawfren

>>563610697
>be worthless retarded nigger
>get matched with worthless retarded niggers
that's skill based matchmaking works yes

I think I need to make an alt.
> Down to Initiate I from Ritualist VI
> Game can't find anyone to matchmake with except the same 11 people, who are on the same team against the same team
> My team is five feeders, including a Celeste playing a melee build and Ivy buying nothing but greens
> They have two smurf accounts who are 25-0 by 12 minutes in and are 15k ahead
> 45-game losing streak and counting

>>563610697
>pick dogshit hero
>get dogshit team
The game is not obliged to put you in teams that will carry you.

>>563609452
Yeah paige is horseshit like that.
If your shittalking the Mina it might have something to do with the fact Mina is community enemy number one and giga focused with zero comms so she spends most of her time in a teamfight being chased.

>>563610953
If you did not form a stack of gamer friends back before 2020 you're fucked, sorry.

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Explain to me why Wraiths "grab you and stun you" ult needs to make stamina unusable when almost everyone else with a similar grab and stun does not. Its just a free ticket to get assraped if your metal skin is down or he has a deck of spirit nukes ready. Dirty black coon fucking nigger

>>563607812
kill yourself

>>563611216
How are you this bad

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Why is Seven so based!?

>>563607812
Geist sex

>>563611343
I think porch monkey is the best and should dethrone nigger as the slur of choice

>>563609797
>*Bounce pads into the enemy walker*
>Wrangling em
>*Bhops all the way to our side of the map*
The point of Holliday is to kidnap people

Every game every single game is just determined by who gets Dynamo and who doesn't Dynamo should get the Victor and Haze treatment this guy has been allowed to run rampant since the day of release enough already is this Gabe's self insert?

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I wish I had friends to play vidya with, so I wouldn't have to solo queue for all eternity.

>>563610190
Speaking of, does anyone know who is Victor's voice actor? I recognized him in Marathon.
https://files.catbox.moe/x5pstk.mp4

>>563611918
unstoppable is the best dynamo counter and on top of that a lot of heroes have wacky voicelines when you use it

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>doorman stealing our camp
>dog pile on him and shred his health
>his death contract pops and tries escaping
>he fucks it up carting our teammate and closes the door on himself
>bitch slap him and break his back
lmao

What items need a rework or redesign beside frenzy and trophy hunter?
And on a separate note, I've been thinking about what builds might be good on frenzy, and i think frenzy+juggernaut+cheatdeath to run away when things go south

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>>563610190
>he goes on /v/

>>563612079
Jason Spisak
He has a crazy range

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Another forced loss from Valve. Rem kept crying whole game about us not fighting and going for kills and farming instead.

>>563612143
Anything that focuses on bullet resist like bullet shielding bullet resistance complete garbage

>>563612236
>He has a crazy range
I'll have to trust you on this, because he is doing the same voice there as he does for Victor.

>>563611918
>>563612081
I want unstoppable to be usable while being Dynamo ulted. He always walks up behind me and ults me. At this point unstoppable does nothing against black hole for me. Yes, im stupid.

>>563612143
Whats wrong with Frenzy? Its a really good item on any character that likes to front line and uses their weapon.

>>563611905
stop upplaying her bro, half the roster has a way to disengage, any source of debuff res rapes your ult, and even if they don't buy any it doesn't last that long in the first place, you'll be lucky to get two steps around the corner from the walker with whoever you lasso, and again it doesn't silence their movement or rape their stamina or really do much of anything like all the good abilities in the game do, so you better have a good way to follow up on the worst ult in the entire game, also after you ult you're a fucking holliday so you don't do anything except tickle the enemies and maybe help your teammates with a bounce pad (the enemies can use it too lol get fucked!!!)

>>563612723
superior duration, points in her ult, and using your bounce pads makes it last a pretty fuckin long while. it is the most flexible abduction tool in the game
she's bad yes but it's not because of her ult. or rather, not because her ult is bad

>>563611343
I feel like they should include all stuns and movement debuffs on dispel magic and make something like holliday be considered supression or something, it's so finicky, there's an immense power gap between dispel magic/divine barrier and unstoppable if you know it's coming, the options for reacting are very limited
most things you use dispel magic for are instantly reapplied with bullets or echo shard anyway

>>563611329
I have gamer friends but none of them are into this shit.

Is there a reason why Holiday mains spazz out when they ult someone and refuse to let their team calmy rape the enemy
Stop doing retarded jumping tricks you fucking mongoloid.

>>563611918
>>563612081
>>563612367
if you wanted to actually ass rape dynamo you'd make it so debuff resistance works against his ult and you can only be effected by his ult for that amount of time before being able to simply walk out of it. even mo has to suffer debuff resistance and CC diminishing returns and yet dynamo is the sole character that gets to ignore both while having THE strongest game winning stun in the game.

>>563613121
>and yet dynamo is the sole character that gets to ignore both while having THE strongest game winning stun in the game.
gaben self insert please understand

>>563612930
don't get me wrong, I think her ult is the best part of her kit, but that really speaks volumes to how fucking bad her entire character is.

>>563613053
I mean it makes sense up to a point because using a jump pad does extend the duration but after that idk

>>563613053
After enough games as her you stop trusting your team to do anything when you ult

>>563612143
Frenzy is great it's just there are BETTER items usually for 6.4k gun. It's downright broken on frontliners that also get spirit res.

>>563612143
Bullet resist needs a complete rework
Spirit resist is so good it completely shuts down most spirit characters, meanwhile m1ggers will still melt you even if you buy metal skin (only lasts 5 seconds lol!) and bullet resist/plated armor/juggernaut

I am having a blast stomping and getting stomped in Alchemist 3, but I'm climbing 1 rank almost every other game. When will it become trench hell?

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>>563613575
>Spirit resist is so good it completely shuts down most spirit characters,
KEKAROOOOOO

It has taken me a month to climb from arcanist 1 to archon 1

>>563613643
If you're smart, you'll start throwing games before you find out

>call metro out for playing Ivy and Infernus off stream
>he decides not to stream today
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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>500 hours played and I'm in ritualist after starting in initiate
>I have literally never carried a game, instead I always die instantly even if I buy so many green items that I turn into the green man that does no damage
>I never do well in lane and I'm too passive to do shit like diving a low health enemy
I have accepted that I'm not good at video games and never will be because I'm almost 30, but at least I don't rage over this game like some people that play this game (ragequitting games, slamming their desks, yelling into their shitty webcam mics), but it's still demoralizing to feel that I've spent hundreds of hours on a game and have plenty of mechanical knowledge but can't actually execute it into gameplay because I've never been good at shooters

>>563609989
can you play someone else at least? you can be rusty but being bad on a carry is basically trolling

Spirit Ivy or Gun Ivy?

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>>563613953
I'm 40, and Ascendant pushing up on Eternus.
I have 655 hours played.
Git gud little brother.
>inb4 unemployed
I have a solid career, house, wife, and 2 daughters. This shit isn't hard.

>>563613775
alchemist post

>>563613053
picking holliday means you want to lose your game so they have to actively stop themselves from helping

>>563614086
Spun Ivy

>>563614086
I like the chudzu build, gun early then go all in on spirit

>>563613775
nta but spirit resist and spirit amp are two functionally different things

it would be so fucking funny if haze turned off her smoke powers or whatever the hell she has going on and was revealed to be a wh*te w*man, she should do it in front of calico or wraith too

Playing a hard carry that scales hard is the way to climb up, huh? No one knows what wave prio means so it's a farm buffet to enable your 1v11.

>>563614341
"She" is actually a he

>>563614150
retard post

>>563614358
if you are in shitlow your retard teammates will see you get a bunch of kills and unironically think "wow, look at him go. i should get some kills too" and forget about the lanes so you will still lose

>>563598880
Isn't he like low Archon or something

>>563614341
Haze is extremely white coded, she seems like a your typical WASP career women who's single because she's married to her job. If Volvo makes her a minority I'd be extremely surprised.

>>563614358
You can play non-carry but you HAVE to micromanage every part of your team
>TAKE URN
>DEFEND WALKER
>DO MIDBOSS
>DON'T FORCE FIGHT, TAKE JUNGLE/SINNERS
>NOW FIGHT
>NOW FORCE
etc etc
meanwhile carry is just turn your brain off and auto win end game.

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>>563614086
This is what I have been running lately. I am supportgroid

>>563614515
Thought he got boosted to Asc when they adjusted the ranks.
>>563614559
At least in America teammates get into a tard rage if you tell them what to do a lot of the time.

>warp stone into gg no re
Delete dynamo from the fucking game

>>563613953
>instead I always die instantly even if I buy so many green items that I turn into the green man that does no damage
nearly always a positional error. you would need to review your replays and do analysis on where it's going wrong. and if you can't do that, you would need a coach to walk your ass through it.
if you can't hit shit, aim trainers are real. they are the most straight-forward method to improve aim skill. lower your sens and hop on aimlabs. play a playlist that challenges your speed and precision, not one of the popular braindead easy ones that you can jerk yourself off with. voltaic has a lot of resources on this front.
also if you play a carry hero and start spamming greens because you're dying, all you're doing is guaranteeing your irrelevancy. buying key defensives is fine if it'll change the tides or is necessary to proactively protect yourself but when you're behind, spend your souls on damage. make sure that if they misstep and misplay, you can actually fuckin' kill them.
you only spam greens or whatever when you're a hero who can function in a supporting role. as in, they're useful without damage. abrams can spam all greens and still be disruptive and set up picks. seven cannot.

>>563614358
you can win and climb on any hero
but yes the most consistent and the fastest will always be carries, in every game, always, by definition.

Drifter is such a bullshit dude, our guy had 80 stacks of his passive and still died instantly to kelvin

i like rem tho

>>563614579
no vortex?

>>563614046
mmm no everyone else feels so boring

>>563614658
>waah why don't people want to listen to the orders I bark at them like a drill seargant
real mystery

>>563614658
>At least in America teammates get into a tard rage if you tell them what to do a lot of the time.
Have you tried being polite? I know this is a foreign concept for Europoors but if you initiate a conversation without calling someone a retard they are usually more receptive to your ideas.

>>563614743
Vortex web is lower on my priority list but I will get it if the game goes long enough. I prefer to have crippling headshot or healing tempo though.

>>563614801
>>563614859
Even if you are polite, some of them just don't want to listen no matter what and it's best to shutup and pray they make the right play. Others will listen but they are usually comming anyway and friendly so it's whatever. I'm talking about primetime hours players though, nothing wrong with NA during early morning when you got more mature people playing.

>>563614801
>>563614859
Not him but I'm extremely polite because I know how easy people get set off in online games and this still happens

How do you play Rem?

>Dios mio, la creatura de Coomer
https://i.gyazo.com/8643b463f321b3b5e40a4975a41fe17b.png

If I wanted to play a character solely to dunk on dynamo who should I pick?

>>563615349
Duct-tape yourself to an ally to live forever and heal them to full instantly

>>563615518
Sinclair and just spend the entire game blackholing him

>>563615518
Silencer from Dota 2

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>>563615518

>>563614358
GENUINELY the best way to rank up is to play some kind of hard support and run from lane to lane, run urn, make space, buy 4 actives, and keep your retarded teammates alive by force, unless you're really really good at aiming and can hit 90%+ of your shots
>>563615518
Paige and horse him every time he ults

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>>563615467
Delete this and feel bad

>>563615518
Ivy cucks him since you can cancel ult with Stone form no?

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>>563615746
I just found it in the wild, I use base Ivy

>>563615714
*buys unstoppable*

>>563615563
OK!

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>>563615912
Yes, Dynamo with unstoppable cannot be stopped by Paige or any other hero for that matter. Maybe Yoshi will port Bane over one day and we can all get AIDS from being fiend's gripped.

>>563615657
Unironically they need this hero in Deadlock

>retard teammates think its better to chase a shive around for 30 seconds instead of fixing waves and taking camps

>>563615467
I don't get the nipples but otherwise would

>>563615518
grenades like paradox and geist bomb are alright, talon and vindicta are often far enough away from the rest of the team to not get caught and you can kill him from a safe distance. mirage can nuke him while he ults. bebop beam. that's the most reliable way to deal with him tbqh just let him ult and kill him, sure there are chars with great cc but dynamo can just buy unstoppable.

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thank you gun rem for your significant contribution to the game!!!!!!!!!!

>>563616094
>Bane
not even that bad compared to Dynareddit

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>make the minimap 2.5x bigger for players that average less minion kills than their rank average.
>make personal performance actually matter past oracle, not just whoever has more games spammed
>going 0-10 in lane is an auto derank even if your team wins, 2 deranks if they leave before the match is over
there I saved the game since valve is hellbent on NOT fixing the 15+ tear old mm system that would prevent another DOA EOS blunder.

Seven's kill streak icon looks like he's getting the best head

>tanky support character has game winning ability
>you need 4 people to take him down diverting resources from the rest of their team
>if you don't burst him down in 4 seconds he goes back to full health immediately
this game is balanced so weirdly.

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>>563616823
>I know I'm young bu...
>I don't care how old you are.

why is rem B tier on deadlockmeta.com when graves is A

>>563614287
nta but iirc EE shreds 8% resist for every spirit damage the target takes