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>>565643009
>edit made it in the OP again
Lol nice

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>HAHAHA
>WAHOOAAA

>>565642164
>ur just jelus!
The inevitable shelter of the retard: Personal insults.
Let me put it in words you might understand: Spamming personal greetings at every minor acquaintance you know in map chat is like taking a phone call on speakerphone on a train, or during a flight, or at a bus stop.
Snort less glue, dipshit.

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>>565647930
>The inevitable shelter of the retard: Personal insults.
>Snort less glue, dipshit.
Kek
>Let me put it in words you might understand: Spamming personal greetings at every minor acquaintance you know in map chat is like taking a phone call on speakerphone on a train, or during a flight, or at a bus stop.
Yeah damn shame you dont have the tools necessary to mute them irl. UNLIKE THE GAME.

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>>565643990
I always heard him say
"yuh boi, yeaaaah boi"
instead

>>565650556
Personal insults as a cherry on top of slam dunking a refutation up your gaping asshole are not the same as your ENTIRE reply being a personal insult.

Let me again explain it to you like the handicapped child that you are:
If you remove the personal insult from my reply, my main point still stands.
If you remove the personal insult from your reply, there is no reply.

Was that easy enough for you to understand, fuckwit? I refuted you and THEN accurately described you as a retard. In your reply, your ENTIRE reply was a personal insult.

>Yeah damn shame you dont have the tools necessary to mute them irl. UNLIKE THE GAME.
Again: Muting people in an MMO is actively making your own game shittier by reducing the population you can connect with.
They should just not be retarded. It's better for everyone if that one retard just stops using map chat as his group chat.

Look at it this way, subhuman shitstain: If we do things MY way, only the single idiot has to change his behavior. If we do things YOUR way, THOUSANDS OF FUCKING PEOPLE have to block the idiot and all of the little morons that reply to him. Constantly. Forever.

One-time fix for ONE person VS Frequent fix everyone has to do for weeks, months, or years on end.

It's like there being a big bonfire in the middle of town and you can either put out the bonfire lighting peoples houses on fire or you can tell the entire neighborhood to constantly put out their own fires when embers ignite their homes.

Am I understanding correctly that the LAST bauble in World 1 Zone 3 is up on a ledge you can only reach by using the bounce from the last checkpoint, so if you miss the bounce you're fucked out of getting all of the baubles until you restart the entire run?

>>565653981
That's equally plausible. I like it.

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>>565654064
>wall of seething text
Grok, summarize this guy's post for me
>i am the silliest clown
I known, anon. I know

pretty sure little bro is having an LLM conversation with himself
maybe you should go say hi in map chat lol

>>565654291
>can't respond to simple logic
>bitch and whine about it instead
If you can't comprehend simple logic like "it's easier for one retard to change than to make 1000 superior human beings change to accommodate said retard" then don't even waste time replying. It's pathetic.

>>565654146
Do dig spot baubles count for the "collect all bauble" achievements? I thought it was just all the loose baubles and every chest. Or do dig spot chests count and it's the free baubles you dig up that don't count?

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>>565654487
>

>>565647930
>>565650556
>>565654064
>>565654291
>>565654487
>>565655065
Show me your coolest/cutest transmog

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Make love (sex with charr), not war! (unintelligible shitposts)

>>565654146
>>565654672
Dig spots do not count for that achieve. You can check if you got all the baubles by talking to Betty Bauble at the end of the level. Preferably, do those achieves on weenie hut jr mode.

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>>565655931
Okay lmao.

>>565656283
She's telling me I still don't have them all, but I've covered every room like 10 times each, visited every secret room, hit every dig spot but that final one up on the cliff, etc.
I found one blue bauble I missed in the chamber with the leaf platforms that fall, up beneath one of the first leaves you step on. I've ran all the way back to the start checking for more and haven't found any.
I did the mini jumping puzzle inside the tree trunk behind the alligator, too.
It sucks they added an achievement for this but no way of knowing even which segment you're missing baubles in, or how many baubles you're missing.

>>565657097
Try this then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bfo-GFeL6A

i'm not surprised none of you fags have ever pronounced vietnamese john smith's name out loud. it's a verbal play on "YOU KNOW" and his title reflects that.
if hieu ngo
hieu ngo
"i'm rich, hieu ngo"
mhm
the more hieu ngo!
ngolege is power!
etc.
hieu're welcome :D

>>565657097
Also have to ask, did you get the key chests? Those count.

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>>565657462
Just found it. It was the the single bauble on top of the first horizontal log within view of the start of the zone. I jumped up and got the stuff on the platform next to it but somehow missed the bauble that was 10 feet away from me.

The NPC at the end is telling me I got them all. So now I'm finally done with this hellscape. Unless I decide to go for some tribulation mode stuff before the event ends.

>>565657756
Yeah, I grabbed every chest other than apparently the last one in King Toad's chamber that you can only grab by bouncing when you grab the checkpoint. I grabbed every other chest, visited every hidden room, etc.

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>>565658034
Nice. Enjoy, anon.

>>565657495
Im pretty sure he runs that title too, so it checks out

>>565657495
That would make him even more insufferable. Meme names are shit.
And "IYKYK" is the dumbest shit ever. It's the lamest tautology in existence. What kind of mouthbreathing retard goes out of their way to say, "I know something and I'm not going to tell you what it is"? Only the dumbest, shittiest, most toxic of rancid shitstains does that. And this toxic "where's my hug?" motherfucker has made it part of his IDENTITY.

>>565657495
I'm glad his memes make faggots seethe and butthurt, based

>>565657097
CHESTS COUNT SENPAI.

Did you find the secret spider room with 1 billion spiders?

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Protip: the easiest way to avoid the Hieu faggots is to arrive to a meta on time. They usually start gathering 20 minutes before a meta starts to ensure that their little clique of weirdos can all meet up, so as long as you avoid showing up too early you'll most likely be okay.

>>565659709
who are these hieu faggots?

>>565659709
>john smith causing so much buttache
Dudes way more powerful than he realizes because niggas literally cant bring themselves to just mute them and be done with it. Amazing

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>>565658034
>>565658249
I spoke too soon. I'm missing the Hot, hot hot! shop for World 1 and that requires getting to the last segment on tribulation mode.
I'm now getting raped by these stupid rocks because they emit an AoE through the air that catches you and ragdolls you even if you're 10 feet away. You're just not allowed to take even a single step near one you. If you have to jump near them you have to jump immediately upon landing or else there's a 0% chance of getting out of their radius in time, and even if you do jump immediately on landing, there's a high chance you're still fucked.

Playing even one single Tribulation map was a mistake because this wants me to take every dime I've ever spent on this game back and spend it on anti-ArenaNet political lobbying.

>>565658687
>motherfucker has made it part of his IDENTITY.
And youve made hating him part of your identity. Lmfao.

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>>565660383
Of course there are wall spikes at the end, too.

>>565660357
>>565659847
>>565660467
Stop samefagging and post hand.

>>565660467
Prove it, you stupid, inbred sack of shit.
You don't even understand what the fuck it means to make something part of your identity.
What part of my identity is hating him, you fucking sub-0 IQ sack of shit?
By your own logic, hating ME is part of YOUR identity, you smoothbrained amoeba.

>>565659847
typically the ones that congregate on a meta map and sit around and "map chat it up" while unsuspecting everyone else does the meta for them, and then they rush in for rewards time. i experienced this in auric basin twice, and that second time i just hopped maps so they can hugbox. even if it means i end up in a fail meta map, so be it. they're also the same 50 squad that sit around with their thumbs up their asses at amnoon waypoint while 4 or 5 unlucky people that are collecting casino tokens may have no idea they're just slaving away for 50 lazy cunts just to have a crack at the piñata ez loot chance at the confetti infusion. i was one time one of those 5 unlucky players who was slaving away collecting coins so i could have a shot at the infusion. turned out i didn't get shit for a reward, but i did it for free for 50 lazy sacks of shit.
like >>565659709
said, just go to a different map to avoid the leechers. if i see his tag, i bounce and do something else. there is plenty of other stuff to be done as metas without 99% of it being leechers.

>>565660519
Yeah, forget this.
Tribulation mode is so ass that everyone involved should probably just find a new industry to work in. No achievement other than the dedicated tribulation mode achievements should ever force you to go play tribulation mode. 99.999% of the population don't have the severe mental illness necessary to bang their heads against a wall 50 times just to clear one level.

>>565660579
>post hand.
Go to bed, subspace. Lmfao.

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>>565660607
Bro calm the fuck down holy shit kek.
Breathe, nigga. Hieu isnt real, he cant hurt you irl.

>>565659709
Are these the fags that spam up tequatl map chat

uncut smegmy norn futacock

These icefloor jumps for trib mode are making me sad

>>565663260
>not taking advantage of i-frames from damage boosting and stunbreaking with medium pots

>>565662780
They show up at all the major daily reset metas pretty much.

>>565643009
honest question do you guys have a time daily and/or weekly to do fractals, dungeons,raids ?

I've decided and I'm gonna level engi and revenant, since they both seem to use shields frequently, guardian seems to ditch it often
That aside I might play necro for the vibe, ritualist looks really cool
GW2 is fun

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>>565667228
I wasn't there to optimize, I just wanted my achievement points
>>565668156
I just do them whenever I feel like
>>565668595
Rev is cool despite its limited playstyle

>>565668915
thing is if its too late into the night becomes almost impossible to find someone,
raids on group finder ask for a certain amount of damage...started a couple of days ago.

>>565669054
you need to find a guild with people playing in the same timezone as you and doing in the same content as you
as for your original question, a lot of people like doing raids on monday because it's when the reset happen, the rest of the week is slower

>>565669054
It's usually easy to just make your own group for raids, that's what I do. I play at mostly degenerate times of the day and finding a specific role for fractals is the only lame part

>>565662858
so true brother

Jesus christ, there's collection achievements for the recolor weapons you get from doing tribulation mode?

>>565673096
Ich höre nicht zu.

You look nice today.

>>565673096
time to do the levels 15 more times each ;^)
You didn't delete the tokens like I did once, right?

ANet are making a whole new MMO from scratch right and still have enough resources for a full GW2 team to put out mini expansions yearly. Literally the most development-ntensive part of a live service game's lifespan and they still produce content for their old game.

There is zero reason to believe GW2 would be abandoned once GW3 cones out, when they've already proven to both the players and upper management that they're capable of developing two big games in parallel.

GW2 expansions will continue to release. They haven't announced the next one yet because they want to reveal it at the same time GW3 is announced, to immediately reassure the inevitable panicking GW2 players. And it probably includes some cross-game tie-in features like the HoM too, I imagine.

>>565673647
Thankfully not. Maybe I'll care enough about this next year to slowly start working on the w1 weapons at least, I am pooped.

Everyone says i shouldn't rush to level 80 and just enjoy the open world but dude im sure this game cannot possibly wow me anymore after playing for 30 hours. I just want to get to the cooler shit now.

So I got a few random ascended drops from eparch and some raids, what should I do with them if I already have the legendary weapon of that type? Salvage kit it?

It's going to take SO LONG to sift back through years' worth of threads for "GW3 is almost here" posts when it turns out they're not making GW3.

>>565673848
wont that be another 6 or 7 years away atleast ?
>>565671242
ill give it a try, just seems a bit slow late in the night at EU times.
>>565669695
ill try to look into another guild, i thought the one here had some sort of group activities in schedule.

>do a big inventory clean
>end up with a few thousand +1 agony infusions
>decide to craft them instead of selling them
>check TP prices halfway through
>cheaper to buy on TP than to craft
how

>>565675247
GW2 players do everything possible to not play with each other.

>>565674817
30 hours to get to 80 is ridiculously slow, even for fresh player. Finish up and move on if you are bored. 'Take it slow' advice is mostly so people fall into mmo time optimization mindset from the get go.

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>>565673848
I think so too

>>565673848
I don't think that they will intentionally abandon it. I'm afraid they won't be able to keep up reasonable update quality or rates for all 3 games. Or that new project won't be sufficient to at least recoup the budget and will take out the company completely. MMO devs often walk on thin ice.

>>565675247
GW3 is announced this year with release in 27 or early 28

>>565675018
yes, but before that i always do a /wiki [item]
some can be used in crafting recipes and if you ever want them, you'd need to spend a bunch of gold and mag shards

>>565675018
If your main actively changes weapons then it is nice to just have the weapon ready to swap whenever

Is there anything i should be buying in Super Adventure? I just started playing the other day and i have no clue what to get.

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mmmm frothy

>>565678723
remove your mask you stupid fuck, you arent drinking shit with it on

>>565678723
Don't say such things willy-nilly, unless you want to get plapped hard

>>565678723
Tequatl buddy

>>565679006
the mask stays on
>>565679126
my body my choice
>>565679393
cant remember the last time i killed the tequila

>>565673848
mobile mmos dont take that many resources

>>565680774
The last time I saw you were crab dancing with the big head mode on, my Tequatl kills have been lonely

Thinking about reinstalling, is this game still doing woke shit? Has there been anything new since "beat up the bigot"?

>>565682650
The first map of the new expansion is full of butt pirates, but other than that not really

>>565682650
Very much yes, even worse in some ways, stay away.

got the new expansion but want to do a full playthrough again
should i go Guardian or Ranger?

>>565683263
All ranger weapons are excellent, you can change things up a lot.

Haven't played this game in ~10 years. Spent about 6k hours on ele and warrior feeling bitter that necro and guard were basically the only classes anet loved and refused to nerf.
Has anything changed?

>>565685394
They still love guardian and necro

>>565685394
they nerfed ele while buffing necro reaper at the same time recently

>>565685394
Engineer got the most annoying elite spec

>>565673848
Yeah I agree, right down to the reason for the weird silence.
My prediction is there’s going to be a two-way Hall of Monuments system between the two games where they’ll want you to play both games to unlock stuff for the other.

>>565685394
ele and warrior are still nerfed regularly so you'll feel right at home

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>>565678723
May I join the Asuran Sippers Club?

>>565682650
They've toned it down a bit, and at least Marjory and Kasmeer have been fucked off, hopefully never to be seen again.

>>565685394
I don't get how Guardian is considered the favourite child. Only firebrand is truly a consistently great spec, everything else is pretty mid. And even firebrand has some of the shittiest boon aoe coverage of any class.
Necro is their favourite noob friendly child (alongside mechanist), and mesmer is the real favourite child that can do everything and has all the utility anyone could ever want while doing crazy dps.

I hate that I can't sip...

>>565689493
Dragon Hunter was one of the best DPS specs for a long time, and Firebrand was dominant in every game mode for the 5 years in between PoF and EoD

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I love how some areas of the map are just black boxes with paint smeared on top. It's like you can tell what spots were supposed to be maps but never were.

>>565689347
>They've toned it down a bit
They absolutely have not, but I guess there's an argument that it's no longer front and center, just mostly relegated to side quests.
>SOTO
A gay wizard's dying wish is that you tell his boyfriend and his (undoubtedly molested) adopted son that he's passed on.
>JW
There's a nonbinary bear in one of the dynamic events, and there's a quest that has you matchmaking a mixed race couple (traditional white kodan and a brown kodan of Janthir)
>VoE
Matchmaking for a gay pirate and gay millennial trauma therapy are both side quests on the first map.

>>565689841
So what? Did dragonhunter do some crazy dps that other classes couldn't replicate? Did it give some crazy boon coverage with full zerker gear? It's a one dimensional dps spec that does the same damage as any other dps

>>565689263
Kino

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>>565689587
It's tough for a nonsipper, I knew that feel until they fixed the Twitch drop bug. Now I'm sippin with the best of them forever.

>>565689282
kek i had forgot about you charr exhibit

>>565682650
This is a fag game in a fag world, you're just gonna have to get over it and play for fun, I just ignore those aspects and have fun with the gameplay. Things will change eventually

>>565690006
It had a lot more going for it back in 2016.

>>565689493
The biggest reason was because it never seemed to get nerfed, only buffed, while the classes around it were constantly fluctuating. I think this all culminated in pvp chudbender, at which point ANET finally started nerfing guardian, so at present it's a bit of an outdated statement.

gw3 will be a open world mobile gacha game with an anime cyberpunk/near future theme taking place in kaineng

>>565694809
GW’s setting and story doesn’t really blend with sci-fi/cyberpunk elements

>>565694809
the Charr will be redesigned to just be attractive human bodies with cat heads

>dodge the thing
>don't get hit by the thing
>eat all of the damage, dodging is for tryhards
>don't touch the thing
>touch all of the things
>eat all of the food
>stealth, don't get caught
>get caught and beat everything up
>solve puzzle in time with no mistakes
>skip puzzle and beat everything up
>talk to everybody
>avoid everybody and pet the therapy cat
>stay for the half hour of credits
>just fuck off back to rddit instead of reading outsourced jeet names
>play the game
>log off
>jack off
gosh, the options are endless!

GW3 will all be about asuras

>>565694930
does that really matter when there is a gorillion dollar trend to capitalize on?

>SAB already over
>I did dailies like 5 times

How do people have like 5000 baubles did they just run trib world 1 over and over like mindless robots? can you bot it or smth?

>>565695001
shut your whore mouth

Had a look at SAB when it opened a couple of weeks ago, haven't been back to it.

What do I do when I have too much Bloodstone Dust? Is the only option to turn it into bricks?

>>565696505
You get 2 Bauble Bubbles for every stage you complete per day, so you can spend 30-40 minutes doing a quick jaunt through them and come away with 14-16 each day.
If you're really into it you can do Tribulation Mode which I think is another 4 per day, but doing Normal Mode is enough to get most of the stuff you would want.

>>565696978
*if I don't own any expansions

>>565696978
>>565697057
You can make a few bricks just so you have them, but after you have a stockpile I'd just throw extra stacks away.

When you have expansions you can get gobblers that can eat up 800 or so a day, and there's an NPC in the SotO town area that can consume up to 2100 a week, and that all converts it to mostly a bit of gold and some green UnIDs. But if you don't have them then it's not a big deal and you can just toss your extra.

>>565696978
With core game you can only get Princess exchange gobbler for Dragonite Ore iirc
Other Converters are Mawdrey in HoT, LW3 and Obscure expansions.
So yeah, trash for now.

>>565696505
>do all three zones of W1 (use shortcut worm)
>do a quick W1Z1 trib (which i have memorized, still die half a dozen times on my good runs)
>ignore all other SAB content because its all just reskins

gw3 will be an extraction shooter gacha with NFTs

>>565697050
I want it ALL

>>565697057
>>565697526
Thanks.

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>You need a Gift of Battle!
I HATE WVWVW I HATE WVWVW!
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>565698528
just pretend that blob is a pve meta event and spam aoes

>>565696629
search your heart, anon, you know it to be true.

gw3 will be cash shop simulator
>converts gold to gems
>converts gems to gold
>manage pixel account net worth
>scroll thru thousands of item names in a prompt, hey that looks like it could be in a video game some day
>pictures of stuff like ores, herbs, pigments, cloth, has no worth
>things you might like to craft in a game: what recipe would you choose?
>list of websites gw2 uses, helpful links
>no combat
>no NPCs
real life bank account app, but for gw2
you all know gw3 will never come out, it's just going to all be apps on your phones that mesh with gw2 to make your offline grinds easier.

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On that day, mankind received a grim reminder...

>>565699781
I look like this

>>565673848
Wasn't the GW3 share holder "leak" only like 2 years ago? I feel like if there is a GW3 it's not coming for at least 5 years unless it's very small in scope. They still haven't even announced the card game. There's no way they're making an entirely new MMO in the background as well

>>565699781
>bro's low poly
I bet it clips through itself during the pull back animation.

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>>565699243

>>565700212
ArenaNet doesn't have anything to do with the card game. That's some unnamed internal NCSoft studio. They've been far enough in development on GW3 (or whatever they name it, I'm not convinced it'll be a numbered title) to be actively hiring staff for it since 2022.

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Damn, Dwayna fucked a charr. At least her daughter is pretty.

>>565696978
Just trash that shit, it's arenanet's push towards buying extra bag slots and bank slots, don't fall for it

>>565700212
Card game is developed by NCsoft in Korea. ANet have been developing an Unreal engine 5 MMORPG since at least 2021 or so.

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>UE5 game which most likely means terrible performance
In a normal situation this would be terrible news but gw2 somehow still runs like dogshit so I'm certain that whatever we get will only be an improvement performance wise.

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Charr fuggers see this and think "yeah, I'd fuck that."

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>>565708796

>>565708796
That's literally drawn by human charr-"haters", FHD and femboy's draw these while their husbands are out there "protesting".

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>the urge to make the FHD thief i wanted for 10 years from seeing all the pvp/roaming videos but knowing deep down i wont use her for shit once the builds are done because im a shit player and cant play thief and i dont wanna just play the pistol spam
fuck i hate everything

>>565710035
If you just wanna zone out and play PvE with a nice FHD to look at in medium armor, scrapper/holo is insanely good

>>565711632
it has to be thief
it's part of the fantasy

>>565698528
is that wurmple okay?

>>565710035
>and i dont wanna just play the pistol spam
your loss, playing p/p unload with HOPE is a very soothing experience
heal specter is also very fun, i highly recommend trying it

>>565708705
GW2 only really runs like dogshit in newer areas. You're crazy if you think that these same kombucha-brained Seattle retards are going to somehow have a grasp on how to optimize UE5 when they can't even get their shit together in the latest GW2 expansions.

>>565698528
I’ve learned to log in around noon when nobody else is on and just flip camps with boosters active.

>>565714098
I like using HOPE with Harbinger and watching them shoot out 5 of the projectiles at once. Same with Nevermore and the ravens.

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>>565715198
its just bait, you cant actually get there.

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>you call that breaking a spine? you red team maggots wouldn't know how to break aAAAAAGGGH MY SPINE

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>>565716471
I'm gonna treat this "cat" the same because the wiki says you gotta bring the fucker a piranha but the last piranha I passed was 2 checkpoints and 50 jumps ago and there's no way anyone is doing that when the fish wiggles out of your hands every 10 seconds.

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>>565719528
I love my bauble buddy

ebonhawkian FHD thief interrogating ash mcharr cock

>>565719528
Is there a clean guide for World 2 Zone 2 baubles? The Eagle Shortcut is fucking me up because is it like the worm, where you HAVE to take the shortcut to get all the baubles, but doing so skips a bunch of baubles so you have to clear the level then backtrack to the start to take the shortcut to get all the baubles in one run?

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>>565721542
And of course there's a furniture store you can only reach if you use the last checkpoint bounce to jump backwards up into the building.
Who doesn't love missing a little detail and having to waste 5-10 minutes replying something you just beat to fully complete it?
Who doesn't love repeating the same "content" 10 times to get the rewards from it?

>>565723078
And I was using the choya race to reset my progress so I could explore the map from the middle but apparently if you die during the race it just cuts it off and gives you no option to reset. So now I'm stuck at the end of the map with no way to backtrack and find the baubles I missed.
10/10 ArenaNet.

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>>565723351
And the glitch is up there, too?
I now 100% support everyone saying the devs behind SAB deserve the gulag.

>>565723571
You can still get up there

>>565723683
How? I'm on normal mode and the only thing I've seen that looks like a possible way to even backtrack is a portal on a cloud in the distance. And that isn't even guaranteed to get me up there.

>>565723829
First trampoline post onto a small square cloud, back to a slightly bigger cloud then jump to the corner of the upper level.

>>565719528
you know to can drop the fish and repick it up

>>565724817
Yeah but that's so mind numbingly boring that no human could handle it. SAB is already so tedious that asking someone to pick up a fish and make 50 jumps with it while it flops out of their hands and they have to pick it up constantly is too much. Anyone with that cat either botted it or paid a third worlder to do it for them.

for the love of fuck why can't I find a simple explanation about when to take the fucking eagle shortcut in an all-bauble run?

>>565660383
jump jump+dodge jump jump+dodge easy easy easy triblutation mode is way too easy for me did both moto infusions in 1 event some years ago if it was really supposed to be hard they should remove check points

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>>565725710
why would you take a shortcut if you're trying to get all the baubles anyways

>>565726460
the area near the end requires you to take the eagle shortcut because the baubles are otherwise on an unreachable place

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>>565726592
fair in that case dulfy.
https://dulfyreborn.net/achievements/festivals/super-adventure-box/gw2-bachelor-of-baubles-world-2-achievement-guide.html

im just a normal average guy irl but if i was transported to tyria i would put all my effort and devote my entire life to luring femcharrs to my home to have sex with them all night never letting them leave i wouldnt just be a normal guy id do what ever its takes absolutely anything id devote my entire being to experiencing femcharr holes non stop all day all night it can not be overstated how much i want femcharrs

>>565726460
>>565726592
Yeah, I got to the very end and realized the tall posts holding the bell you ring at the end has a bauble on each post. You only get up there by taking the eagle. So there's some point where you turn around and backtrack all the way to the eagle and take it.

I didn't know what that point was, so I thought I'd be clever and backtrack to the choya race start and use that to push as far forward as possible then teleport back to the middle of the map. Except when I died on the trampoline posts in the middle of the void it just ended the race and dropped me at my last checkpoint, which was apparently too far along to backtrack from, so I was fucked and had to finish the map and start over.

>>565726719
I'm probably gonna use their video. I can't stand the picture guides. I don't know why anyone wastes their time making them. Who chooses paragraphs of text and a handful of screenshots over a video?

>>565661187
>this is a mode for masochists are you sure you want to enter?
>yes, i'm a masochist dont judge me
>wtf this mode is for masochists!!!

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>>565727362
I was just eyeing the video and seems a few of the top comments mention there are more things added as of 2025, like more assassins and its better doing it in infantile mode otherwise it would be nigh impossible.

Have you considered using pathing with blish?

>you can only do the SAB thing once a day
can't really P-word that, can you? what a waste of a sock

>>565727563
Read the rest of the reply you inbred moron.
The core complaint is some achievements are 90% normal mode achievements and then force you to do one part of it in tribulation mode.
Doing that one single part in tribulation mode takes longer and more lives than doing the other 9 parts.
That's retarded and whoever did that should be fired.

>>565727654
I'm looking at some guides and noticing the same thing. A lot of them say you can only do the all-baubles achievement in baby mode because of the backtracking requirements.
Which bugs the hell out of me because it'd be trivial to just make the maps backtrackable. There's no reason to fuck over anyone trying to do the achievements in normal mode.

>>565719528
duffys guide is what I used

gw3 on tuesday bros!!!

>>565732001
:o

I want to run dungeons to finish out my collections but the dungeon LFG is utterly dead at all times. When will they make a dungeon quickplay?

>>565733752
>Do fractals instead of dungeons, plz
>t. Anet

>>565734105
add a conversion to turn fractal relics into dungeon tokens and i will

>>565733752
Put up an LFG and use a solo build while you're waiting for anyone to join.

>>565729120
Have they added any baubles in the past 10 years? Because I just used their video guide, counted every bauble, backtracked right before the end to take the eagle and got the last few baubles up on the posts, and that dumb bitch Betty is still saying I'm missing baubles.
The video is 10 years old so I don't know if it's missing anything new that got added.

I don't understand the brain damage necessary to design content like this.
There's no way they don't see a sharp drop in players during SAB because people try this garbage and then get fed up with the rest of the game.
Nothing has made me want to quit GW2 like re-running this stupid map over and over looking for the final 1 or 2 baubles I'm missing.

>>565735960
It worked for me. I got master of baubles for both worlds using dulfys. its just.... tedious and you have to be very very careful.

Only think I need to do in SAB is world 2 trib...15 more times. I'm just gonna wait for next year.

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And this is what fucked me this time.
This final drop right here doesn't have a cloud going back up even in baby mode. So I'm stuck here and can't go back and check for anything I missed.

This level is such shit, too. The stupid assassins that spam attacks and evade. The stupid fish. Having to re-climb the same pagodas and trees 3+ times each because they all have you climb up then jump down to some secret, then you have to climb again to get the next one. Everything about this is just bad. There's not one redeeming aspect to any of it.

>>565736045
This is so bad. I want to meet one person irl who likes this "festival" so I can verify firsthand that they drool 24/7 and need a handler to feed them their chicken nuggies because they can't figure out how to pick them up with their hands.

>>565736454
I am neutral on it. I had some fun on it but I wanted some of the skins enough that it was a carrot to a place I didnt like. I mean, beating trib mode once is one thing. Doing it daily is... holy shit. Doing it 16 - 20 times to get all the king toad and storm wizard skins for... 2 kaiser weapons. the extent to how grindy it is with how little variety in the gameplay is crazy. and the super adventure loot bags have lika 10% drop for weapons. the glitch chests have like a 7% drop rate.

>>565736454
I didn't step foot into SAB once this year.

>>565736672
I only wanted a few skins. But by the time I had them I was 80-90% of the way to the big achievements like Honors in Applied Jumping and figured I might as well go the rest of the way.
Except, in typical ArenaNet fashion, the last 80-90% takes twice as long as the rest of the achievements because they threw in a bunch of mindless, bug-brained grinding to artificially stretch the content out.

Every time they fuck us over like that, all I can think about is how much easier it would've been for them to just make a straightforward gaming experience where you tackle well-defined challenges and get decent rewards at a decent pace instead of grinding for days on end or spending hours tediously combing the map with a fine-toothed comb to find every last little thing they hid.

It took more effort for them to deliver this half-assed bullshit than it would've taken to just make a generic theme park festival where you spend an hour or two a day doing something fun.

>>565737459
I forced myself to do the exploration modes when it dropped. Then I started doing normal modes a few days because I calculated that it would only take me ~5 days to get everything I wanted from the event. I added 2 buffer days in case I was wrong and it's a good thing that I did because, unsurprisingly, world 2 is a huge grind for the bauble achievements.

>>565736454
The shortcut path to that area has two clouds you can dodge-jump to to get past the untriggered checkpoint. As long as you didn't trigger the second checkpoint in the portal platforms you can return to the second to last half of w2z2.

>>565733752
>>565735824
this
dungeons have been so power crept you can solo them except for maybe arah and probably there too if your patient enough
it'll just take a good while

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What the fuck were they thinking with quickplay raids. The average gw2 player is so shit, I just had to play through a grueling Kaineng Overlook with 8 other players doing less than 10k dps, fucking two reapers doing 5k dps each what the fuck is even going on with this playerbase ASWARGHGHHHHHH.

>>565740431
This is why I urge new players to learn boondps instead of actual dps, just stay alive and maintain quickness/alacrity

>>565740431
>>565741460
more people need to advocate for this. boondps are just flat out better when soloing content too. my hands and manual dexterity are fucked but at least my herald throws out important boons in group content, and in solo content the boons carry me through whatever i need to do.

I think Tequalt SUCKS!

>>565741460
Me, a complete shitter playing adps because I have an excuse to do shit dps...

end up doing top 5 DPS in a meta with 50 people wtf

Not touching trib. Nope. Nuh-uh.

>>565757272
trib with me, babe

>>565736454
it was cool when it came out, but then all the maps became cbt, like they cut out the entire first section of world 2-1. if the maps werent so god awfully long

>>565757272
yeah i also hate touching my tribs but you need to clean the screen at some point

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>>565737694
Stupid ass achievement.
Now all I've got left is to 100% the secrets and baubles in W2Z3, and find Moto's Finger, which I hope is a secret in W2Z3.
I also somehow skipped the tote bag. Went from 500 bauble storage to 1000, so I hope buying the 750 bauble bag won't cap me at 750 baubles.

>>565759865
The guy who made it made the mistake of thinking that because people liked the original levels that were short and simple they'd also like levels 3 times longer and full of kaizo bullshit.

>>565760192
Trib threads are so gay. Youre literally jacking off to other dudes penises.

>>565762231
I member when the arrow walls were insta deaths even on normal mode. Dude was out of his fucking mind when designing world 2 normal mode to basically be trib mode.

>>565763094
And the gong room that was so hellish it was made optional even in trib mode.

>>565762231
well the problem is that these arent seasonal quality content, if it was allowed all the time, id be more forgiving of it

>>565762231
It's mostly a problem if you want to do them on Tribulation mode, to be fair. I think they're fine on normal if you take the shortest route. 2-1 doesn't feel that much longer than 1-3 if you book it, 2-2 is short if you use the eagle, 2-3 the same if you skip from the sliding blocks up to the yeti.

IMO it just makes it into a thing where you do W2 Tribulation either once in a lifetime for the achievements, or once a year, or whatever, and you only do W1 Tribulation as a repeatable thing. Not ideal, but not that bad either.

>>565768425
Yeah they're all fast if you use the skips that were added after the initial release (besides the eagle). 2-1 has a whole extra rapids section you had to do and every rapids section was 10x harder than they are now. The first time you did 2-2 you had to get through the gong room which was such absolute bullshit that they let you skip it even in trib mode now. 2-3 you couldn't just skip up to the yeti you had to do all of it. There were also fewer checkpoints in the initial release so you could lose a ton of progress on each death and falling into pits took a whole life instead of just some hp.

pDPS after SAB for the year

>>565740431
Mayne, the last time I did quickplay I got Kaening and all these poopstains kept stacking up when that explosion circle appeared. So they kept blowing themselves up and by the end of it the boss had 10% hp and only 2 of us were alive, took a long time to finally bring that chink down but at least I didn't had to worry about some idiot stacking up on top of me and killing us both.

>>565736454
you have to understand anon for most average sab fans, the shit you're describing is a distant memory and they've done it exactly once and never again

>>565774014
I'm getting this a lot with older content. I look up videos on how to do something and they're all 7-12 years old. I even almost caught myself telling someone HoT's great for newbies because I had forgotten how shit it is before you have any masteries and huge chunks of every map are just off-limits until you do some grinding.
I was thinking of HoT purely as the jungle camp event chains and meta events and easy hero points but then remembered how frustrating it is to not know where anything is, not be able to make sense of the maps, not have masteries or mounts to make navigation easier or even possible in the first place, etc.

I did SAB for the first time this year and the difference between zero upgrades and full upgrades alone is huge. Do people remember how nightmarish those bears are without bombs or the bow to 2-shot them? Or how hard it is to fight the chain-swinging assassins without a whip to stun them first?

If they call it GW3, their established fanbase will freak out that they're being replaced and abandon the franchise out of rage.

If they don't call it GW3, everyone will think it's some throwaway spinoff side title and it'll fail to attract any new audience.

>>565777095
GW2:NGS

>>565777095
If gw3 is just gw2 with way less content then nobody gonna wanna switch. My prediction is it's gonna end up like payday 3

>>565777095
Guild Wars Delta
Guild Wars Tryon
激战山

GW :3
The Dominion gains power again and takes over the world of Tyria leaving nothing but fur fags

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Post FHDs

>>565780991
Why does your posture look weird?

>>565780923
This, but it's total femcharr matriarchy domination of the world. Femcharr kill all non-charr females and enslave all males into breeding.

>>565781063
Its a creepshot

So is Kryta and Asscalon supposed to be an analogy for Europe and it losing its influence and getting invaded by 3rd world savages (Charr)?

>>565782478
other way around, humans are literally ayylmaos

>>565782478
And Orr would probably be Australia, down under in the south, getting invaded by smelly walking corpses (indians)

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methinks someone is using AI to moderate naming violations

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>>565782478
>be Krytan
>graciously allow refugees from war-torn Ascalon to settle in your country
>fast forward 250 years
>the native Krytan population has been massively outbred to the point it's almost impossible to find native Krytans in Kryta's biggest city and capital
>Krytan culture and religious traditions (like bog burials) have been completely replaced by Ascalonian religious practices and the leaders of local religions (like the White Mantle) are all of Ascalonian descent
>Ascalonian climate magic and terraforming has turned beautiful tropical Kryta into a copy of temperate Ascalon
>the Seraph and Shining Blade, the most powerful military organizations in the country, are both run by Ascalonians
>the government siphons billions of Krytan taxpayer gold to the defense of Ebonhawke, irrelevant besieged backwater but promised holy land of (((Ascalonians)))
Ascalonians (or crackers as I like to call them) are the scourge of humanity

>>565780991
where the fuck is your neck LMAO

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>>565782628

>>565782520
Why did Gods save humans by teleported them to the other dimension, only to barely help afterwards, fuck a bunch of shit up and then leave them forever?

>>565783460
funy

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>be brownlonian "refugee"
>starvin and thristin to death
>sit on your ass all day while food is 5 feet away
>krytan hero has to bring you your food and water so you don't croak
>infinitely repeatable
What did arenanet mean by this?

>>565783460
The Gods saw how much trouble their gift of magic caused humanity and decided to take a back seat role going forward. In GW1 their avatars can be spoken to at shrines, take offerings in exchange for boons, give quests, and let you into their realms for the keks. They are very present, even if not physically. It's just in GW2 where they're gone or, at best, an idiotic cartoon villain.

>>565783460
People get bored of their tamagotchis.

I got tricked by deep seek into buying guardian with my lvl 80 boost for firebrand spec but I need hero points and other stuff to unlock it and other levels just to try out other builds on snowcrow like getting lvl 5 on thief to try power daredevil only to get owned now I want to try druid but I need lvl 10 to unlock all weapon slots how can I try all the builds and what can I use easily right now that is good for wvw and roaming?

>>565785982
you can try everything in the pvp lobby with lvl1 char (if you own the expansion)

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>>565785982
>snowcrows

>>565785982
>what can I use easily right now that is good for wvw and roaming?
guildjen usually have the best build for this

>>565785982
You deserve that for boosting to 80 without knowing what you're doing
Also, never delete that character as the celestial gear you got for free is the best gear for open world, especially firebrand, and it's expensive if you wanna buy or craft it

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>>565785982
GW2 seems like a right place for you, don't worry

>>565785982
go to pvp lobby

>2026
>tryhard retards still tricking newbies into thinking snowcrows' insanely stressful rotations to eek out an extra and unnecessary 3k dps are the best builds

>>565694930
They just have to pull a chinese one where it's all scifi but there's also an ancient scified map and the enemies are made of terracotta

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>>565790000

why is gaynet banning people for usernames all of a sudden?

>>565793306
they are (rightfully) banning all femsura players, name is just an excuse

>>565790000
you are the reason my raid training groups are filled with 4k DPS retards

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>>565793306
uh oh, someone is being a stinky
one of the bans were already reverted (the Plague Overlord ban)

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>>565793306
My guess is they set up some AI moderation because they thought it would decrease manual labor in the long run.

>>565794189
kek

>>565793306
they ran ai through character names and people got banned for names like "devil" or overload, despite those words being used for stuff ingame
funny situation, because you not only get flagged for namechange but also get 3-7 days ban

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>lfg dps
>join
>'is qdps ok?'
>'thats great thanks'
>run goes smoothly
>clear boss fairly quickly
>'anon why is your dps so low?'
>'im qdps i focus on keeping quick up and i fucked up some mechanics sorry'
>check dps
>im in 4th beating out one of the pure dps
>adps xister is second to last just barely beating the healer
yeah fuck you too i hope they make end game shit even more casual friendly since its to your benefit clearly

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Do charr use brushes?

>>565794189
terd is that you lmao

>>565794785
I'm surprised they didn't get one of my alt accounts

>>565777095
Rename GW2 to Guild Wars: Tyria
Call GW3 Guild Wars: Mists

>>565797190
You sound like a faggot you should probably fucking kill yourself. I dunno what it is but your post feels like it's trans-coded and you're a fucking weirdo who has never been inside a vagina besides when he was born, everyone fucking hates you, you're fucking gay as fuck, you're a waste of oxygen, I mean this in the nicest possible way except not really, but you should kill yourself. I hate you.

>>565782824
>>565782628
god I hate the future. I played MMOs back in the 2000s and GMs genuinely doing silly things, helping out after a bug and being a part of the community added SO much to the game. It made them feel like benevolent cool stewards of the digital world. Now every single digital game has eliminated those positions for cost savings and we will never have that level of attention and care.

Enshittification comes for everything. Things will only get worse. Everything was better yesterday and will get worse tommorow...

>>565784679
do you understand what a gameplay abstraction is?

I'm trying to finish the current chapter of VoE and my god how many shitty collections are they going to force me to do

They are hard, not because the content is challenging, but because I'm finding it really hard to build the motivation to do time wasting chores for anet

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>>565808239

>>565811269
3 total
They work ok, if you fuck off and explore the zone for other things and events, finding quest items along the way. But as a dedicated activity it's turbo shit.

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>>565810031
>ywn go back to a time of JP ONRY jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-fJCr2ZGdw

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>>565780991

>>565813971
JP ONRY!!!!!!!!

>>565814431
Fridge lookin mfer. Bitch fat as fuck and flat as a board fucking gross

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>>565780991

>>565815096
>bunny tail
Off model TRASH.

>>565810031
The only time I've seen GMs do stuff is when they showed up at popular afk farm spots to teleport people around to see if they were really botting
I've never seen them use their GM powers for anything fun

Lmao its so over.
All my friends are getting banned

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>ANET is staunchly anti-AI
>except when it comes to name bans for potentially bad or inappropriate character names

holy smokes i finish vision this is freaking epic

>>565815758
back in aughties Ive seen GMs in vanilla wow spawn a million skeletons as a mini event just for fun, Ive seen GMs in an indie MMO do show and tell and give out rare dev only armor pieces... it used to be fairly common.

>>565816798
no corporation is anti AI. they just say that so you will keep giving them money as they fire tons of their staff to replace them with mid chatbots that dont even do the job very well.

>>565816798
their moderation team is outsourced

>>565816798
anti-AI in selected creative tasks. Automating mundane boring shit is a-ok in their eyes.

Just discovered action camera and it's kiiind of bussin desu

>>565820971
frfr? No cap?

>>565821093
Yes! I always thought combat felt floaty, this fixes it

Just got a 3day ban :c
Im fucking done

>>565821794
should have stayed in line, whippersnapper

>>565821794
done for 3 days. see you after your time out "Chudbear Femsura Bussy Destroyer"

>>565821919
No, i quit.
An asura elementalist named rat squirts is offensive how exactly?

>>565821205
On god cuh

anet is just trying to kill gw2 so they can move all the devs to gw3

I love skritt snatch

Oooh shit I get it now.
GW3 will be launching on Mobile and PC at the same time.
That's why they hype up 1 and now making a port. That's why they chose Unreal, a multiplatform engine. And got all those new job hires.

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>>565822152

>>565777095
Guild Wars 3 happens on a different realm visited by the human gods. Turns out the fuckers are dragging human servants from world to world just for funsies and everywhere they go, humans settle in and become an invasive species. The only thing GW3 will have in common with GW1 or GW2 will be the gods. The plot twist will be that the storyline takes place before GW2 but you don't realize it until two expansions in when Balthazar shows up and you have to fight him.

You didn't hear any of this from me.

>>565823554
it's aion 2 all over again

>>565782713
Is this Elder Scrolls copypasta? Because the exact same thing happened to Cyrodil.

>>565823850
I wouldnt mind desu. Feels like Tyria has kind of run its course.

>>565824024
it's a GW original I wrote many threads ago

fuck anet

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>>565824024
No, that's 100% legit. GW2 Kryta is generic human fantasy land and the excuse given was "the rising of Orr changed the climate". The climate also changed everyone white somehow?

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https://tmsearch.uspto.gov/search/search-results/99790475

>>565826054
it is very interesting to me that there is only one "white european" nation in the entire setting and it gets nuked to a barren wasteland in the tutorial of the very first game

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>>565827717
Depends on your definition of "white". Krytans were very "Mediterranean" inspired, and certainly had deeply tan-toned skin.
Orrians were sorta like Persians, and definitely lighter than Krytans.

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>decide to run W1Z3 one more time for that fuckass chest at the end you have to use the checkpoint jump to get to
>FUCKING INBRED SHITCUM ROT GUZZLING RETARD DEVS PUT AN INVISIBLE WALL ON THE FRONT OF THE LEDGE SO YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY DRIFT AROUND THE CORNER TO LAND AND GET THE CHEST
Every time I think these subhumans have hit rock bottom they bust out a fucking jackhammer and keep digging deeper.

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>>565827929
Kryta feels mostly Southeast Asian, what with the rice paddies and houses on stilts etc, there's a bit of mediterranean influence in some names and architecture but the people themselves are far darker-skinned than mediterraneans and certainly dress and adorn themselves nothing like them.

As for the Orrians, GW2 really emphasized the Arabic influence. And Persians aren't "white european" either.

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I love Europeans

>>565827336
Cool find detective anon. Might this be for the card game? It sounds a bit card-gamey.

>>565832187
It's the next GW2 expansion. The card game is Lion's Arch Arena or something like that.

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lmao

>>565831587
frenchoid spotted

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Don't forget it's mcharr monday.