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2018 Edition

>Resources and FAQs
https://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV

>Guilds
https://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0

>Am poor! What do?
DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIES
Daily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/daily
Currencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overview
OW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overview
Salvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overview
https://gw2efficiency.com/
Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.

>My build is absolute shit! What do?
https://gw2mists.com/
https://metabattle.com/
https://snowcrows.com/
https://discretize.eu/
https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/
https://en.gw2skills.net/

>Events and Gem Store sales
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/

>Latest
Two more VoE maps
7 bajillion karma leggy
OP is super gay
More story
Femchar friday is cancelled

>Soon™
GW3 (never ever)
SAB2

>Latest Patch
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/170058-game-update-notes-may-12-2026/

>Latest news
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/the-only-way-is-live-play-the-next-chapter-of-guild-wars-2-now/
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/guild-wars-reforged-launches-on-mobile-this-summer/

>Speed Relics for Turbogays
https://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/

>Addons
https://www.deltaconnected.com/arcdps/
https://blishhud.com/
https://raidcore.gg/Nexus
https://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/

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>>566832429
>Femchar friday is cancelled
no..
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>they actually implemented the unused gigachad asura villain concept
based
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>>566832429
aaaahaha amogus, am i rite? hurp durp
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>Age of the supreme godlike magical beings Mursaat, Seer, Jotun, Forgotten, and Dwarves.
>Couldn't even defeat one elder dragon.
>Age of hairless apes from another dimension, furries, salads, drunk furless Kodan, and rats.
>defeated them all through the power of friendship.

Yeah, ok.
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>mfw the commander is now an inquest tard wrangler
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>>566834676
>haha what if we bring TWO elder dragons together into one random area and FOOL them into killing one another in a giant explosion!
haven't taken the story seriously since then, just alt tab when people are talking
even so, i still dropped the janthir story because i'd alt-tab for a few minutes and they'd still just be standing there talking
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>>566835734
Meanwhile, Kralk awakens and flies across Tyria once.
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the trials part of the story kinda cool
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>>566833382
*punts*
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gen 3 leggy spear...
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>>566838450
I actually like how anet did their research and even gave explainations to all the terms they were using. They tricked me into learning terms like ablating and leaching, the bastards
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Do you think orr before shit happen to it look like the new map?
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>>566834531
It was better without the edit
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>>566834676
except they could have defeated the elder dragons but they had no Aurene to contain all that magic
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>>566834676
none of them built a gun, what the fuck is a magic going to do against a creature that consumes magic
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>>566834531
My fhd is NOT this lewd >:( :^)
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i might P-word the story today. how many hours would someone suggest this takes to finish this new story? an hour? 2 hours? less even?
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>>566844903
haha so quirky
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>meta has only one liatibg
>the fucking otter pet has FOUR different listings
Am I missing something here? Its literally found at one of the points of interest youre gonna be finding anyway during map completion. The is absurdly reddit-tier
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>>566845035
Ecks dee
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>>566845085
>liatibg
Listing* jesus. Also 3 listings, whatever, point is thats 3 listings too many
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>>566845085
>>566845248
You are otterly oblivious
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>>566844510
Massive dragon slurps up magic, it all goes in to her thick thighs and tail, saves the world in the process.
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>>566845085
>liatibg
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is the new relic that does burning projectiles on elite good or is fractal still better
i like burning
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>>566845085
>meta has only one liatibg
truly a dark sign, the game is ded
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>emote at seneschals after meta, no achievement, must be bugged
>jk you have to emote in a specific spot BEHIND THE PORTAL
>btw castoran curse-breaker also didnt proc despite doing the meta, LOL
Forget the Cauldron, just drop that Searing Grenade during the Drizzlewood story into one of the air vents at anet headquarters.
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I think we should rename Gendarren Fields, it's just way to political being named after gender.
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>>566838450
Nah, fuck that. I just did all that bullshit to finally open up the door expecting some wow moment only to be met with 6 trials of more bullshit. I just closed my game after seeing that. These stories are paced horribly.
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These new masteries are not worth the grind, holy shit. So much fucking XP for nothing.
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>>566852827
>dividum nava filters yet another unworthy retard
Kek
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>50k research notes
>7 MILLION karma
Are they out of their fucking mind? This game is near end of life, no one is grinding this shit when there are already easier legendary items that everyone has.
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>>566853201
>carrying around blocks at 2 mph in a maze is peak gameplay
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>>566854008
Its call patience, and you do not have it. I will not sully myself by continuing to engage in conversation with an objectively lower lifeform.
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>>566854279
Go watch some paint dry for entertainment, oh patient one
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You don't have to do this culty defending every aspect of a game you like sis
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>taking a shitpost so personally
Lighten up a little lol
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Should I continue making pic rel or divert every mats to new pve trinket?
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>>566859128
You should liquidate everything and give me the gold.
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Would it be fine if i skip everything after the first 2 expansions and go straight to Janthir Wilds? I really want a homestead.
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>>566861112
Yes. You'll only have no idea whats going on in the story, which doesn't matter that much anyway.
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>>566861365
I've been skipping every single cutscene. The only ones i watched were a few where i recognized Jen Taylor's voice and wanted to hear her voice again.
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Lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
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>>566861741
Same but shit happens.
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>>566854008
you can still use skills that give you swiftness or superspeed, or relic of wayfinder idk
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>>566861816
>when anet drops a whole ass patch of fetch quests and fill green bar steps
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>>566862437
Wtf why is anon posting from 2019
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>>566848275
what a unit
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>>566861816
>I'M HAVING A BLAST!
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EoD story is not really good
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>>566863254
hi I'm trans engineer
women can be in commanding positions btw
I am one
I command my husband into the kitchen
the dragon is dead
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>>566864030
it's a bit weird you've posted that image desu senpai
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Isn't it weird that the Charr have rugs made out of animal hide in their camps?

>>566864147
It was relevant in another thread, I keep dragging the wrong image from sharex lately
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>>566864307
why would it?
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What was it...
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>>566865052
Humans don't use pig-leather rugs
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>>566865163
You don't want to know, it was sickening.
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uhoh.. roze is throwing a temper tantrum
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>>566865607
Bald fag is like a bitch who gets raped while wearing miniskirt in a dark alley, gets upset despite it being her own retarded fault and then makes the rape her whole personality.
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>one of the otter's names is Bog
Thats such an obscure reference to one of the old guild wars 2 players on youtube nobody is going to appreciate it unless I point it out.
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>>566867718
Bog Otter is an Anet employee now
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>>566867718
Anon...
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>>566867718
are you sure it's not just a reference to the bogdanoff twins?
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>>566867894
>Bog Otter is an Anet employee now
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>>566812762
>There was nothing wrong with trench coats for medium armor classes.
The problem is the trench coats clip horribly with most medium armor weapon animations. 9 times out of 10, a ranger with a bow will have their arm and part of the bow clipping through their coat while the weapon is drawn.

>>566816293
>have these people never met otters
They do this in every MMO. They add mustelids without realizing they're all psychotic hypercarnivores and eat everything with a pulse and piss everywhere they can reach. Otters, wolverines, sables, ferrets, badgers, weasels, martens, pole cats, ermines, minks, whatever.


>>566845085
>Am I missing something here?
Yeah, rangers are peak. Metas are weak.
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>>566868854
>defending le wholesome reddit XD behavior on 4channel
>tfw im the only sane man left
This must be what going mad feels like
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>>566869250
you don't have to try so hard
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>>566869441
I dont have to try at all, it just comes naturally to me. Its okay that you cant comprehend the feeling
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>>566869774
ironic
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>>566868558
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>>566869963
>literally asked AI if he was an anet employee before making that post
>made no mention of him being an anet employee
Useless multi billion dollar bubble industry.
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>>566869250
I don't know what you're calling reddit behavior.
I just like collecting pets.
I dislike grinding metas.
It's not that deep.
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>>566870858
>I don't know what you're calling reddit behavior
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Why is being reddit bad?
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>>566871521
It’s becoming painfully easy to tell when someone is new here
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>>566872308
Because about half of the people who use 4chan now were hardcore reddittors up until their favorite subreddit, R/TheDonald, got deleted and they have to try extra hard to pretend like they’ve always been here
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The best part about the meta is the skybox over the forge.
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>>566873717
next expansion is our Shadowlands
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>>566873968
Is that good or bad, I don't play Runescape
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>>566874142
Not him, WoW expac, often called the worst of all.
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>>566874142
It's kind of like Molag Bal invading in Elder Scrolls Online, but not not as lore accurate.
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>>566874142
There is nothing equatable in GW2 to emphasize how bad shadowlands was for WoW
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>>566871521
>everyone not part of my echo chamber is bad
yikesssss

You ever stop to think that maybe we don't understand reddit behavior because we don't go there, and you constantly ranting about it proves that you DO?
Maybe you should go back.
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>>566869774
>>566871521
I saw these pics used in exact same sequence on /v/ many times
hmmmm
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my inventory is unsalvageable
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>>566875857
Theres plenty of garbage that can be salvaged in your inventory
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>>566875857
How much did you shell out for all those shared slots
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>>566875531
Fascinating. Perhaps you can pull them up in the archive and show the rest of the class.
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>>566875113
Shadowlands' problem was it was all style, zero substance. It had loads of cool stuff, interesting places to see, etc, but it shit on the lore in every single way possible because in the afterlife you get to see what happened to all of the villains and heroes that had fallen in the past 20 years of the franchise.

Imagine having a dozen iconic characters that people still quote today, characters that still exist in games like League and DotA because those games were made with your old game engine, with your old heroes and mechanics.
Now imagine having complete, finish story arcs for these heroes and villains. They've been dead and gone for years.
Now imagine the most mediocre writers your game has ever had decide they're up to the task of picking up those completed narrative arcs and adding on to them.

It was a trainwreck. And not even the living heroes were safe.
The Gary Stu that ruled over the human faction got possessed by Satan.
Most of the heroes got tortured for months in literal Hell by said Satan.
One of the best characters in the game, who had a widely hated turn to villain in the previous expansion, got half-assedly "redeemed" in a way that dismantled their character's core competencies and aptitudes, then sentenced to spend a few centuries retrieving people from Hell despite her actions being key to revealing that everyone was going to Hell when they died.

But the afterlife zones were pretty neat.
There was an Elysian Fields run by winged angels, a Fey Wild full of mystical creatures, a Transylvania ruled by vampires, and a blighted battlefield full of dead warriors that spend eternity fighting for the love of the game.
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>>566869963
>digital marketing specialist
You cant make this shit up
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>>566875857
I bet I could wrangle it
Do you have a private guildhall you can stash shit in?
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>>566876070
I only use the salvage all option, I'm too lazy to salvage exotics individually

>>566876101
I spent a mix of gold and irl dollarydoos over a long time so I don't know the exact amount but I only ever bought them on sale

>>566876808
no ty, this is a burden I have to carry alone
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>>566877480
Why are you letting your exotics build up to the point it becomes a hassle to salvage them?
I get maybe 5 a day if I play this game like I’m unemployed and they go for like 18s. I just salvage them immediately and pray for 3 ectoes
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>>566877480
>exotics
Salvage the runes/sigils, you baiting twat.
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>>566877651
because inventory management is too annoying
I mainly use this character to buy stuff from exchanges and then I log out

>>566877960
ty I'll keep this handy

>>566877995
those are good money sometimes but checking them all is a chore
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>>566878863
>everything is a chore
Just say youre a simpleton, its far less of a chore than typing out multiple posts like you currently are.
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>start webm at 9:50 time remaining
>30 seconds later, webm ends with 9:54 seconds remaining
Whatever crack rock the timers in this new map are smoking i want some.
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what race do i pick
the human/norse women are way higher polycount than the cat and gnomes, it makes me want to roll one of them and goon after putting them in slutty gear but i also want to be a special snowflake...
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>>566875857
just clicking "send all materials to storage" would clear like half of those slots.
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I saw a video of someone harvesting and they didn't have the stupid window pop up that you have to click, which setting do I change to directly harvest? I couldn't find a related toggle in the options.
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>>566883979
Probably autoloot
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Wait there's a flame legion shaman in the eternal gardens camp, am I forgetting something weren't they the bad guys?
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>>566883979
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Options
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>>566886352
You have to unlock that with core masteries don't you?
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>>566886574
No, the mastery just lets you loot everything without pressing F
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>>566886574
Just the "Autoloot" ones. The "AOE Loot on Interact" is free I think, but you'll still need to press "F" or whatever your interact key on dead bodies, you just won't have to do it on every dead body individually.
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I hate the visual clutter in this game with every fiber of my being. I'm getting old as fuck and I can't stand how vomit-inducing everything is. I stopped playing after the expansion dropped but came back for this update, how the FUCK do you guys stand the new necro spec's three glowing niggas? Why the FUCK cant I turn golems and glowing niggas off, it makes me physically ill despite having effects and visual players on low.

Why can't they just make it so the glow niggas and golems turn invisible outside of pvp, nobody needs to see that shit jesus christ.
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Oh I finished the story content already lol, six months for two evenings of content stuffed with filler is a tough sell
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>>566892627
As long as you keep doing it they'll keep shoveling it out. Simple as
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>>566891672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbum175pwC8
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Reminder that they're turning the servers off the moment GW3 releases in 2027.
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So if there is a GW3 with a Hall of Monuments, what content would be required to unlock stuff? I wonder if they would require stuff like the mastery achievement for all these maps? All story mission achievements?
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Story and map was pretty good, let's see if they can stick the landing on the last patch.
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It would be hilarious if they announce gw3 right after the September content patch. With GTA 6 coming out in November and the new ff14 expansion dropping in January literally no one would give a shit.
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>>566896554
GTA is an entirely different audience and FF14 sucks ass they are at a race with WoW classic+, if anything
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>>566896089
GW1 created the hall of monuments as a way to substantiate progress. In a certain sense, it was hard baked into GW2 through achievement points. It would likely just go by AP. 5k gets you a title, 10k gets you a title, etc.
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>>566897649
I'd expect them to tie the legendary armory into it too, at the very least.
There's no reason why GW2's version would be the same as GW1's. They didn't expect HoM to have the appeal that it did (paraphrase from Colin), so they would make GW2's more robust to retain interest when it stops getting new content.
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>>566897649
AP would be incredibly boring especially with dailies
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>>566897267
When you're launching a new game you want to reach people in different audiences. GW3 will flop tremendously if they're only reaching the players they already have, part of which don't even want a GW3 in the first place.
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>>566897957
How could they tie the legendary armory into it?
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>>566896089
I think the fact that the internal name for it is "CrossProduct" whatever probably points to it being fundamentally different from the Hall of Monuments, and I'd expect it to work both ways with things in GW2 unlocking stuff in GW3 and things in GW3 unlocking stuff in GW2, and things would be added to it over time populated mostly with new GW2 stuff rather than trying to dig through all the old expansions for achievements.
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My only wish for gw3 is that they don't fucking put so much focus on story content again, and if they do, by god have a completely different narrative team.

In my dreamiest dreams they make it a sandbox game with just an overarching hook in the world to make player driven content make sense, like a mist invasion that drives players to do stuff in different parts of the maps, and it leans heavy into immersive rp systems to drive player interaction

I absolutely will not touch it if it ends up being another mega faggy hack writer driven experience
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>>566898759
The cross product thing just as well may be a new integration with guild wars "reforged", especially since they're relaunching it in the mobile market
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>>566896089
Achievement point tier titles, PvP titles, WvW titles, legendary crafting, map completion, story completion, Sweet Tooth, drinking achievement, they will probably somehow implement mastery level to it, mini collections, raid/strike mission achievements. That's just going based on a 1to1 knowledge of how they did GWAMM points for GW2 HoM
>>566898510
They would track what things you have unlocked in your Legendary Armory
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>>566899135
I won't hold my breath for anything cool seeing how dirty they did the HoM rewards in gw2, you get a handful of titles okay but 90% of the items look like fucking shit, like two of the ranger pets and the felblade look cool otherwise it's all low effort and low-res
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>>566886352
>>566883979
>come back
>see image
>think "duh, no shit, that's the first thing I tried"
>check options
>it's off
>turn it on
>check
>works fine
I swear I turned those on the first day I came back. God damn.
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>>566899482
I wouldn't look for clues in anything that they did 15 years ago.
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>>566899482
The heritage armor is nice, especially since it doesn't require too much investment to do
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>>566899135
>They would track what things you have unlocked in your Legendary Armory
I got that much, I meant how much would it be tied into things? The GW1 HoM had a few different tiers, would it just be one tier? And what would the other tiers be?
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>>566899589
True. The crew they have now isn't nearly as talented as the launch crew.
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>>566898992
Yeah, it could also include Reforges, as well as the card game if that actually winds up happening. But I guess the main point I'm getting at is that I don't think it's going to be like the GW1 HoM where it's a retrospective of all the stuff you've done throughout the whole game, because I think the idea is going to be that GW2 continues on the way it has been and GW3 is just an additional game rather than a replacement, and they'd want to encourage GW3-mains to keep buying and playing GW2 just like they'll want GW2-mains to start buying and playing GW3.
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>>566899778
I wouldn't know, the way how GW1 and GW2 handles weapon/armors and collections is different. I would say having at least one legendary backpiece and one of each armor weight would be safe to have in your Armory, along with any weapons you have. ANother component you would have to factor in is legendary accessories as well, since those didn't exist in GW1
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What's the best armor or skin to make my twink necro look slutty, erotic or feminine?
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>>566899823
Kek, brutal truke
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When did I get this Basenji dog whistle???
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>>566899908
It's not happening anon, that's too expensive of a proposition for a company like ncsoft that has been in financial trouble

All good things come to an end, the sooner you accept it, the less it'll hurt when it comes
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Why is the mcharr voice so soft spoken in the story missions now? At least Rytlock is there to have some proper Charr reactions.
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If anet had any integrity they would shut down the gem store or at least stop allowing real money purchases for gems.
It's very dirty to continue to take money for items that will soon disappear when they shut down the servers.
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>some dude who I don't remember but who remembers me and it was too awkward to ask so I just played along whispers me over
>tries to trauma dump on me
>I avoid it with a platitude and log off
Why me, I'm a sperg
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>>566901739
I have attained the awesome
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How do you guys organize your bags? Which ones do you carry?
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>>566902512
One invisible bag
Every other bag slot is filled with boreal bags
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>mystic coins are 2g

???
cash out time?
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>going through the new story mission
>not bad, everything going fine
>suddenly another collection
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>>566779517
Haha time to put my game into paralysis from the obscene amount of notes it'll be processing for the next few minutes
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>>566833382
Is this achieveable natty?
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>>566903424
This one wasn't too bad as it actually sends you to do events in the general vicinity of most of the items

Wait til you get to the mega time waster chapter where they have you essentially do 20 fetch quests back to back in a 10m square area and then Simon says and dragging blocks for half an hour
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>>566904147
>complaining about the minigames behind dividium nava
>not that despite doing the ritual ourselves Vloxx boots us out and we dont get the same ascended powers he does
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>back up to about 1700g

urge to buy a legendary weapon is rising again............
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>>566901320
??????

You know that it's more expensive to stop making GW2 expansions in the SotO/JW/VoE format than it is to keep making them, right?
They're developing these with a small fraction of the studio and making similar-or-better revenue than they made in the PoF-LW4 era when the game was funding the entire studio. The RoI on these things is almost definitely higher than anything NCSoft has going except for Lineage 1/2 and that would still probably be true if nothing changed but they started selling half as many copies and half as many gems.
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>>566905335
If you couldnt tell by his rapid fire posts that get zero replies hes clearly baiting
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>>566904337
>Caring about the story
I mentally checked out in LWS1, whenever characters speak in this game my brain filters them out and I create my own headcanon for being in these beautiful maps
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>>566905335
Anon they are doing that because they diverted all of those Devs to develop the new game, these are low effort internal asset flips to fund the work, why do you think they unleashed the coom skins and mega material grinds, you'll cope and say they are mat sinks but in reality people are going to be swiping to get those
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>>566905434
I wasn't really paying attention to posts besides the ones I'd replied to, but ordinarily I wouldn't assume since I know there are people out there who legitimately believe what he's saying there.
But you're absolutely right. That post he just did doesn't even have anything to do with what I said.
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I would laugh at you guys when gw3 comes out and gw2 goes into maintainence mode but the desperation youre showing to NEED this to never end is kinda just sad and I hope you guys find the fulfilment in life that you are emulating with an mmo
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I keep dodging out of my scourge F5 like a retard
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>>566906571
>I AM NOW SETTING UP MY EXTREMELY COMPLEX MAGIC SP--oh shit somethings trying to kill me
>I AM NOW SETTING UP MY EXTREMELY COMPLEX MAGICAL COM--stop trying to kill me and let me do my thing to kill you
>I AM NOW...
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>tfw every time i hear canach speak i just imagine some pale 50 year old man with thinning long hair and painted nails being a tryhard into the mic
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>>566908550
>canach currently voiced by Matthew Mercer
Its more likely than you think.
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>>566908550
Dod anybody else notice how big Vloxx's ears are after he ascends? Priorities, amirite?
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>>566908550
Speaking from experience?
Do you do freelance work?
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Poor Roze never stood a chance. He's not understanding how much of a fool's errand all this shit is because Arenanet doesn't give a fuck. He's the antithesis to their pozzed gay safe space.
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None of the events from the meta give XP. How exactly do they expect you to grind the 11 million XP for the masteries? I did basically every achievement in the map and I'm barely over 4 million XP. I'm not sure how you fuck this up man. Doing the metas should be the best source of XP.
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>>566909882
Rifts still give a dumb amount of exp in dedicated groups, but you might have to wait a week for them to be popular again.
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>>566908550
I got bad news for you about several other characters in the game.
But why all this about Mercer? He's extremely chill.
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>>566908550
why he look like that?
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>>566910387
His mom fucked a canthan
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>>566909882
The XP potions on the wizard's vault and rifts
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I can't get myself interested in this update bros. 6 months off and getting immediately bored as soon as I come back isn't a good sign. Might go back and try some wvw but I dunno... maybe it's unironically over. I guess after 3k hours of playtime over the course of a decade it's expected.
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>>566910619
I bought out the 10 right before the update and am going to sit on them until the final quarterly since none of these masteries this quarterly seem worth sprinting for. Im already nearly done with one of them and ive more or less been casually playing the new release. 4 days to get 12 million exp really isnt as bad as people are shrieking about.
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>introduce PTM as a Blish proxy
>make him take a backseat in the update
Wtf was even the point of him kek. Its branded Caithe all over again
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>>566910387
La petite mort
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>50k research notes and 7 mil Karma on top of everything else for stella radians

Are you fucking kidding me
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>>566920178
7 million karma is crazy. I don't really understand why anyone would make it. Vision and Aurora are so easy, I did them both easily within a month as a new player. I can't even imagine farming 7 million karma for 1 legendary.
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>>566918684
The point of PTM is to introduce a character who obviously has some critical, pivotal role in the plot that they don't tell you, then to have him blend into the background and become kind of forgettable through the middle of the story, so that when it does come time to pull the curtain back on the twist, it catches you off guard without seeming like it came out of nowhere.
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I was forced to switch to my wvw heal scrapper support build just to keep all normies from dying during the boss fight. Gods I hate them so much.
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I'm just getting back into it after not playing since the end of EoD. I just got to Amnytas and my god it feels fucking awful to get around in. How long do I have to stay in this fucking zone?
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>>566920862
I didn't consent to this.
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>>566908550
why thank you anon
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>>566911258
3k hours is pretty much the max you can enjoy any game for, I'd say. While ANet is very conservative with updates and the schedule is poor, I doubt you'd be motivated to play for much longer, even if updates were 2x the size.
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>>566921007
That's probably the easiest zone in the whole game to get around in... what are you talking about? Just TP to the middle and griffon anywhere you want
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>>566908550
That's how it goes for gays after 30. body gets burly fat, while the spirit still young and joyful.
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>>566920178
7m karma is like 3 months of daily raid bounties. Seems pretty reasonable for a legendary in the raid rework expansion.
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>Anet were falsely reporting Roze’s videos from day 1
I have never seen worse moderation than in this game. I’ve seen people get banned for stuff outside of games before, but that always resulted in massive backlash and the resignation of the GM in question. This community has been so conditioned by the ‘Minority Report’ tier policing that they celebrated it instead.
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>3rd map out
>still no underwater-heavy combat or exploration
pussy fags
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>>566924739
The next expansion will fully be underwater.
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>>566925197
and everybody will uninstall
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The last [Real(REAL)] expansion for GW2 will be underwater so they can condition us for GW3 where they take us to space where the humans originally came from. Your XYZ axis won't be in a sea of water but a sea of stars
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>>566926106
>glowniggers will become real stars
kino..
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I think too many people are waiting for vault refresh to make runes/relics hoping the price of lucent stuff will drop. The price actually went up after the patch. I just need to put in a huge buy order and stop trying to save a few hundred gold. The amount of lucent crystals you need is so fucking stupid
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>>566927236
I still don't know why they didn't put one of the WV-style Lucent Crystal bags into the Castora Hero's Choice chests. Those things have absolutely nothing worthwhile in them, and the game desperately needs a decent source for people who didn't get the free Leggo Relic.
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>>566927236
Because people will focus more on gold and mystic coin from the vault and ignores mote. Motes will go down in one month after every most valuable thing in wv gone. This is a good time to sell coin since the new leggy trinket need like 500 of that crap.
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>buy jadebot workbench decoration for homestead
>actually it's a guild hall decoration but tooltip never mentioned that
o-oh...
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>>566927760
I'm pissed I missed the free one. I had the materials but I was working on my armor so I didn't want to waste them. I didn't realize you only needed to make 1. I thought you had to make 7 and I thought the relic would have similar material cost to a single relic. I will never make a 7th relic because I don't give a shit about the aqua breather. It makes no sense why it costs so much.

>>566927775
It's been steady since about a month after the previous refresh. Maybe I should wait but I'm not sure. I bought enough to make all runes and like 1/3 of the relic. I was sitting on like 6.5k gold and 4k worth of materials in my storage. I've been waiting too long
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>>566928241
Oops, I meant the 7th rune, obviously. I keep getting relics and rune names mixed up.
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where's the dungeon finder?
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>>566930217
Contacts menu, LFG is second tab
Dungeon, Fractal, Raids (also strikes)
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>>566897649
Mastery points seems more likely to me.
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>>566911258
>farm legi
>100% some maps
>rare acheivements
>fractals
>raids
>start or join a guild
>farm rare skins

yea thats kind of it.
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Y'know what? I kinda resent the random achievements that require you to use VoE elite specs.
"Do X while using a VoE elite spec" is just dogshit because what if I hate the VoE elite spec?
Galeshot has no condi option and my ranger has always been condi and I vastly prefer to play condi, but about once every 10 hours of playing I come across an achievement that specifies that I have to be in a VoE elite spec. Shit sucks.
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>>566930864
Don't get the achievement then? It's about completionism first and trying to stir you to different gameplay styles second. You have to do something out of comfort zone sometimes, majority of AP are free already.
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>>566930864
I was hoping for a new condi mainhand that gave Ranger torment damage or some other way to apply it within the new elite spec kit, but all we got was Longbow 2.0 to appeal to people who don't play Ranger
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>>566930864
Aren't there literally two of those and they're just for doing the Hammerheart/Mothman metas once, using any class that uses a VoE spec?
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I have been thinking, who the fuck will even play gw3 at this point?
They'll never make the core mechanics pvp focused like gw2 so the 3 pvptards left and wvwsissies will never play it
Storyfrogs like wp already hate the game
Raidgooners have no reason to expect a good game

The only demographics that are not jaded are open world noobs and loretroons like laranity
Every patch being a shitshow worse than the previous one only reduces the playerbase that will jump to the next game.
They can only cater to mobile sparklefags whales at this point
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>>566930368
but those are just groups... made by people... people who talk... I don't wanna talk...
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>>566911258
No shame in setting it down for a year or two and coming back. Before I came back recently., the last time I'd played was early 2017. So much stuff to do now.
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>>566932098
I know, bro, it's ok.
Only automated matchmaking are fractals tier 1 and in 'training raids' tab
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>>566932027
MMO boomers like me who can't find any real fulfillment from any other type of game genre and is willing to try it to see if it can scratch that proper itch for the past decade. Literally the only things to look forward are GW3, the RIOT game MMO, and maybe Tera 2
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>>566932694
What content do you play
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>>566932934
Little bit of everything, mostly pve and sometimes I like to dabble in WvW as a zerg bomber
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>>566932027
They need to hyper focus on specific limited amount of gameplay styles. The time of "MMOs are 9 games in one" are gone. Clearly impossible to marry all the aspects and still have a good quality, sustainable product. Modern coop games are essentially what mmos evolved into. Like Vermintide, Fortnight, Warframe, Forza Horizon.
Going back to GW1 roots would be a viable strategy for them - instanced content, can be played single or coop, limited amount 'open world' zones. Maybe a very basic arcady pvp mode, so people won't throw a hissy fit. More variety than this and the game will be spread super thin again.
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>>566931169
Don't read my replies.

>>566931237
Yeah, the spec makes me want to play with a melee weapon, a mid-range weapon, and then pull out the cyclone bow for long range, but it kinda sucks constantly swapping weapons like that. You're just constantly hitting 2 or 3 abilities then swapping to the next kit to do it again, then swapping again, endlessly. It's mind numbing.

>>566931445
I hope so. I don't have tons of time in VoE yet but those two achievements jumped out at me.
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>>566933923
flipping camps in wvw while watching netflix for 6 hours straight
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>>566934174
I'm reading your replies while pooping (pooping is a metaphor for condi damage)
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give me one good reason to not start writing personal cheat mods for wvw
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>>566934626
Other pvp cheat sellers will report you to their insider ANet contacts and get you banned
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>>566934492
Very based.
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>>566934759
they'll never know if it's soft cheats like esp
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Chinese martial arts specialization which adds a mastery point for sitting under each waterfall in the world
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imagine being a karmalet
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>>566933669
This cannot work, mmos inherently attract people that want to play 24/7, gw2 would not have survived if all the different gamemodes didnt exist
The only thing they can cut realistically is the story
>>566936235
I have bankrupted myself from crafting 5 legendaries in the last 3 months with multiboxed mystic coins
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>>566936235
Based.
Still not crafting the dogshit new legendaries though.
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GW2 HoM equivalent coming soon
https://www.reddit.com/r/GuildWars3/comments/1tb88zs/strong_indicator_for_hall_of_monuments_added_to/
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>>566938249
>guild wars 3 r*ddit
lol
Or another system to connect Reforged mobile. Or GW2 mobile port.
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>>566936235
cringe
>>566937962
based
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>>566911258
he didn't fly so good
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>>566924739
Shipwreck Strand had heavy underwater exploration though, all those caves
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>>566938249
All of these people are going to be so upset when the UE5 thing they're working on is the card game we've known about for years.
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>>566920531
>Vision and Aurora are so easy
Nobody wants to play wvw, simple as
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>>566924739
The meta literally has an underwater phase. You got my (You) now shove off
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>>566927760
>>566928241
>poorfags still crying in 2026 about muh easy leggy relic they didnt bother making when they had the chance
>still piss their pants demanding anet reduce the material sinks
You clowns are easy entertainment.
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>>566944004
NTAs I wasn't even aware there was an easy leggy relic because I take lengthy breaks from the game as I'm not a psychopath or a bedbound disabled who makes an MMO my life.

I thought anet rightfully moved away from limited time content, the relics taking up bank space is a pain, the insane grind needed for the QoL of a leggy one isn't worth my time and now it's just abit sour learning that there was infact a reasonable costed version of it but it got rug pulled
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>>566944280
if you made at least one legendary rune before the legendary relic was released, you got the legendary relic for free
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>>566943527
and you are going to be so upset when it is the MMORPG we already know it is

the card game is developed in korea by NCsoft, btw
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>>566944280
>I thought anet rightfully moved away from limited time content, the relics taking up bank space is a pain, the insane grind needed for the QoL of a leggy one isn't worth my time and now it's just abit sour learning that there was infact a reasonable costed version of it but it got rug pulled
Youre probably equally upset you didnt buy bitcoin 15 years ago either. Cry more about your hindsight you stupid bitch and stay upset about the leggy relic forever. They already threw you dipshits a bone by adding it to the wizards vault and dropping the price of lucents by 1/3 but youre still bitching that the game has heavy material sinks for its legendaries (which its always had). Sorry you didnt bother making a single leggy rune when you had the chance.
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imagine if the cross product integration is for FF14
both games in a dying genre decide it's better to die together than separately
FF14 items in GW2 and GW2 items in FF14 based on achievements
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>>566941798
>underwater "labyrinth" that leads to on-land caves
>>566943825
>1 fully on skimmer collecting event

Niggas, these are only technically underwater content.
I'm obviously talking about a proper fully submerged water temple and a boss. With multiple events that you do swimming and fighting unmounted.
That's why I've emphasized "Heavy". I've spent way more time flying around cliffs, mirror farming and doing daily jumping puzzles, than using skimmer underwater. Half of my characters in Castora still have shit water equipment, because I never needed anything better. It's fucking sad and a biggest missed opportunity for the heaviest Water-themed expansion yet.
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>>566945243
>Heh, you're not a pathetic poopsocker loser like me? heh, fucking noob, you don't DESERVE to have fun playing a game if you don't replace having a life with it like me...heh

This is what you sound like to even slightly normally adjusted people btw
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Why does the GW2 subreddit have a tranny flag?
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>>566945243
>Equates being a multi millionaire to QoL in a video game
>Takes the time to make a sour grapes edit but doesn't even understand the sour grapes allegory
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>>566945639
>everybody who isnt me is a nolifeing poopsocker
>i am normal and well adjusted which is why im on 4chan complaining about an mmo
Not beating the sour grapes accusation
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>>566945712
Because it's a subreddit, Reddit mods are all terminally online freaks, the Venn diagram of that with western trannies is vast
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>>566945809
>Equates being a multi millionaire to QoL in a video game
Erm what in the holy mother, father, and spirit is this strawman?
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>>566945908
Anon, it would be sour grapes if they said "leggy relic is shit anyway I don't actually want it" because they couldn't obtain it. Not "this is unreasonable grind to get one and I'm upset cos I want it" you fucking retard lmao
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>>566946027
>Doesn't understand what a strawman is either
Holy moly retardioni
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>>566946096
>they
Kek.
"They" literally said it isnt worth "their" time, which does not sound like "they" still want it to me. But hey go ahead and be mad on this "other individual"'s behalf.
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>>566946214
Feel free to explain the part about being a multi-millionaire to me as i made no such mention in the post.
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I only want leggy relic, so I can remove all the idle relics from my bank. Wouldn't mind, if still needed to change them manually in bank every time. But getting 6 new ones each patch to instantly store them in a mule is fucking dumb and annoying.
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>>566946909
Hey, psst only a tiny fraction are worth keeping if you take all the "expert"'s opinions into account. "10% damage increase against vulnurable enemies for 6 seconds after using a heal skill" isnt worth your bank space bro
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>>566945337
nigga just go play your Aquatic Ruins fractals and see how fun it is (make sure to play a class/spec has barely works underwater like mechanist, faggot)
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>>566946909
use unwanted account bound relics to make mystic facets if you need to get rid of them
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>>566946273
>Everyone who calls me a retard is the same person
Maybe youre just being aggressively retarded in public

>which does not sound like "they" still want it to me
"This desirable thing is locked behind way too high of a price"
Is not the same as
"This thing isn't desirable anyway I didn't want it in the first place"
Which is the entire point of the sour grapes allegory you mouthbreather

>>566946405
>Youre probably equally upset you didnt buy bitcoin 15 years ago either.
>"You're comparing being a multimillionaire to qol in a video game"
>WWOOAH YIKES ZOINKERS WHERE DID YOU GET THIS STRAWMAN!?!?

I'm realising this is just actually brainrotted infantile trolling instead of any attempt to actually make a point anyway so here's your last (you)

inb4"hahaha you won't let me waste more of your time by baiting you into giving me (you)s so I win! Hahaha! I win! I accept your concession hahaha!"
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>>566948161
Stop replying to the scatspace retard
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>>566945269
I hate how FF14 looks, please no
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>>566948161
>you won't let me waste more of your time by baiting you into giving me (you)s
I can understand why you feel like youre wasting your time after writing such a lengthy seethe post only for me to skim it and not bother reading 90 percent of it, knowing thats just gonna piss you off even more. I look forward to another potential seethe post whether its directly replying to me or not.
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>>566948295
>being this obsessed over an american that's currently offline and asleep
kek
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>>566948523
>anon magically knows when the subspace tard is asleep
Kek. Its literally morning here in the states bro
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the elites don’t want you to know this but the asuras at pilgrim's rest are free you can take them home
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>>566948851
isnt he a disabled army veteran? Why would he wake up this early in the morning? He has a NEET lifestyle while getting paid by the government, i'd fucking sleep until 12 AM
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>>566945243
Putting this much effort into a meme picture and not even understanding it is pretty embarrassing desu
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>>566949138
>>>>>>>>>""""""""he""""""""
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>>566949138
>war veteran
I think you mean "zogbot".
>gives others shit about caring so much about this fuckin loser
>cares enough to defend his "honor" when he supposedly isnt here to defend himself
>is needlessly certain he isnt here to defend himself for some reason

>>566949263
This anon gets it
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>>566949591
you got me, i'm subspace
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>>566944280
you had half a year to get it done, we knew about it when they announced soto, its the not the games fault you were living under a rock for half a year. unironically, dont bother, because youre not going to get value of legos if youre absent for that long regularly, legos are really only for people who are playing constantly and need to test things
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>>566949591
Are you saying subspace is actually a cute Jewish /k/ girl? How is that bad?
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>>566950220
mmm khazar subspace milkers
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Epic new Wizards Vault Refresh jewards are coming to Guild Wars 2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QieyfusvSMY
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>>566945712
because their butt hurts
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>Need to unlock 16 new shitty weapon skin for leggy trinky
>If you craft it you need 5 vial linseed oil each
This shit is starting to piss me off, I sold three stack of that nigger oil before update
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I'm only doing new meta for mount
Infusion is kind of cool too I guess
Is the reward chance only once per day or per meta completed?
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>>566949183
>he thinks this takes effort
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I am not installing the game nor trying to geforce-now it. Is it true that the story went nowhere (after 6 months break)? So we still expect shit to be explained. If true then the final release will be absolutely awful, you can not keep chekhov's gun for the whole expansion. I hate this company, their management is the worst and they are trying to make a new game third time instead of making something worth for their current playerbase. I loved gw1 but current crew deserve to shutdown and stop exploiting the legacy that the franchise once had. They belong to mobile games.
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>>566966515
>I loved gw1
>They belong to mobile games.
You are in luck, because GW1 is a mobile game now lul
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all the hubbub over the new legendary costs isn't worth the effort desu
the real issue is that the new legendaries are boring and not worth chasing
it's been that way for a while now
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Need a hand GW2G - After a while of playing Scourge and babysitting Sand Shades with miserable 8 seconds of duration each i've come to the conclusion that this isn't worth it. I've heard whispers of times where they were 20 seconds and i can only imagine what profound retardation led to this change. I'd prefer to stay Necro but actually have some fun playing. Can be Condition based or Power based. Power is the favorite child of ANet so i'd imagine most suggestions will lean towards that end, but that's fine.
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>>566969059
>Necro
>Fun
You chose the accessibility class anon hate to break it to you
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>>566969059
Condi harbinger is the most fun I had with necro. It seems complex at first glance, with all the health loss and self condi infliction, but in reality it's gorilla button mash and surprisingly agile for a necro. You throw bottles everywhere and dash around in shroud.
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>>566969801
At the very least i'd rather not swap armor weights at the moment, though i don't feel as hopeless as you do about Necro just yet. That might change with time.

>>566969823
Agile does sound good - I'll have to consider this one. I'm guessing Pistol & Torch + something?
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>>566966515
>Is it true that the story went nowhere (after 6 months break)?
Not really, unless you thought the story was going to be completely resolved in Part 3 of 4 for some reason, or you're just primed to hate the game, hate the story, and hate ArenaNet, which it sounds like you probably are.

There's pretty much three plot threads in this patch's story, and they all see movement:
- Trying, and ultimately failing, to stop Vloxx from using the magic stick to Ascend, which includes some basic chase story stuff, your own character going through two of the three stages of the ascension test, and changes Vloxx's motivation/character.
- The rift between Vloxx and the rest of the Inquest grows, and by the end they're completely detached from him and under Kuda's leadership. There's also a bunch of seer magic/technology that they manage to reverse-engineer.
- It becomes apparent at the start of the patch that the curse on Isgarren isn't just a handwave to keep him from helping you but actually pretty important, and there's a whole arc of finding the records of the guy who did it, getting his side of the story, and then breaking the curse.


It's not masterful storytelling or anything, the minigames in the story instances aren't great, and it doesn't have nearly the production value of something like LW4, but by the metric of how much stuff happens in the story, it's comparable to most updates in the LW days.
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>>566969823
would
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>login to do the new patch content
>remember the game is shit
>log out
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>>566966515
Despite what the retard said, the story actually went nowhere.
Everything you expected that would happen at the end of last patch came to fruition, and no new exposition was made about what vloxx wants to do, so basically even of you skip the entire chapter you'll miss nothing
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so the only real motivator to do the story and chore lists is to collect all the new relics they come up with, and to avoid pvp/wvw to unlock the relics? i get it, the mastery side and to complete collections, but at what cost? skip the story and just pvp if you don't want to do the story itself. if a player is unwilling to do chores or finish story ((because pvp sucks!)), deal with the consequences. most players are out of steam trying to give others the option or advice to just do a different game mode or don't play this game at all. don't come here to bitch and moan, just do the thing you need to do: which is likely quit. just don't give anet another dime. it's tiresome to hear the same shit over and over about story "sucking." everyone knows it sucks, just do something (you) WANT to do with (your) time! shit!
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I want to post gw2 sucks in gw2g
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>>566970605
Mesmer and Ele are the fun light armour classes
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>>566974005
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>>566970605
pistol/dagger, scepter/torch or warhorn, spear and possibly sword/sword, full viper or celestial.
You don't get defense in shroud anymore and go full offence. Gain stacks of blight, that reduce max HP, get HP regen and increase condi dmg massively. You gain shroud very fast, big mobility skills, apply a lot of buffs in aoe, transfer condi from yourself.
Reduce max HP is counteracted by self regen, but you become unusually squishy and start to get one-shotted. Especially if you used to face tanking everything like most necros do.
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I am saying that GW2 is amazing in gw2g
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Femcharr exist for the human male gaze
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>>566974837
Makes sense. They certainly don't exist for the mcharr gaze since they're all gay.
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>>566975084
>all mcharr are gay
>all femcharr are independent power women who don't need no men
>race is not extinct only because of societal pressure to reproduce for war and industry
>modern charr are starting to reject traditional values
>soon new kittens/old cats ratio will reach critical levels
grim
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>>566949138
This guy gets it. (its PM tho)
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Used half my VM that I've been stockpiling for years to make runes, RIP. I guess I need to start farming Dragonfall again.
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You guys are dumb. It is my theory that femcharr have masculine physiques BECAUSE mcharr are naturally inclined toward homosexuality. This is clearly a evolutionary tactic to avoid letting the species go extinct.
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>>566920531
I have almost 20 million Karma. What am I supposed to be doing with it?
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>>566979756
Die and you'll be reborn in a better position in life.
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>trial of memory
>spent 20 minutes memorizing the sounds of the chimes because the visual cues were being hidden inside the book due to being a short 'sura
>move positioning and camera, can suddenly see the little cues
>mfw
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>>566980393
you're the reason the water pipe puzzle wasnt a puzzle at all
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>mirin new map looking around
>suddenly see this mf watching my every move
wat do
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What the fuck is happening in this image?
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>>566983691
This is 10 times more legible than GW2 combat btw.
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>>566983691
>200k dps
is this peak vertical progression slop?
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>>566984005
>10 times more legible than GW2 combat
>shitposter-kun still has to ask wtf is going on in it
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>>566983691
Think bout dem beams.
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>>566983691
>coffeepot is playing wow when gw2 just dropped a big patch
it's over
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>>566987445
They better keep him this time.
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>>566987445
He always does this when there's drops, plays 1.5 hours of gw2 to get leechers then swaps to wow and fucks them over just to not be at the bottom pf the category with 50 views
Jewish behaviour
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>>566980393
These "trials" felt more like the intelligence test scene from Idiocracy rather than testing a candidate for divine powers.
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>>566980835
Why? Because the retards at ANET didn't consider that the tiny-ass visual cue could clip into the book, making it impossible to see?
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The temptation to buy more charr slots is raising
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Vloxx's dialogue in the new story missions sounds like he's breaking the 4th wall about rebooting the world for GW3. Maybe I've just been huffing too much boat gas.
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I always have to play alone how do I convince friends to play this game
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>>566997990
My WoW friends just laughed and made fun of me when I asked to play. Just just want to grind M+ and Diablo all day.
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>>566997990
friends don't let friends play gw2
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>>566997742
Nooo gw2 will last foreveerr noooo we are in a renaiiisaaanncceee
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Why shouldnt I play the 30k dps guardian auto-attack only build?
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>>566997742
You're definitely huffing gas if you think that ArenaNet's master plan is to write an expansion where the story is a metanarrative about how they hate their own game, how it sucks, and how it's a mistake they need to fix.
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>>566997990
depends. are your friends boring? boring friends love boring games. >>566998141
boring friends let boring friends play boring games.
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>>567000806
They're going to announce GW3 at Gamescom and advertise "See how the story begins in the GW2 VoE update, coming in just a few days"
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>>566999340
>renaiiisaaanncceee
I know you've been having melties about the mythical gw3 but this just confirms the mindbreak lmfao
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>>566999967
because it's shit when enemies are moving, play the 30k dps ranger auto-attack only build instead, or even better our lord and saviour rifle mechanist
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>>567001117
We kill Vloxx and become our very own Kormir. We deserve this.
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>>567001117
They might announce GW3 then, but they're not going to turn VoE into a rugpull where at the end of the story it turns out you spent $25 to play through an interactive commercial for a different game.

I guarantee you that ArenaNet is not full of GW3 Discord retards licking their lips at the idea of getting to lay sick owns on their own playerbase by dumpstering GW2 in the most dramatic fashion possible and writing a whole expansion story about how much they hate GW2 and want to move on to GW3.
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>>567002978
got a link for those builds?
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>>567003265
i give you the full playlist because there are other good ones
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfvsp7LCVdzWv6i_5ftGj1mZMfc2LF05_
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i made a set of light legendary armor now i dont know what to play
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>>566939213
>Or GW2 mobile port.
Imagine trying to do a jumping puzzle on mobile.
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>>567002978
>muh stationary golem benchmark
parsetrannies are funny
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>>567005234
Sounds like a good pitch to purchase teleport to friend
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just reached 80 what now??
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>>566945243
You're a retard. Anon isn't saying the leggy relic is bad, so your meme doesn't work.
It's justifiable to shit on a shit company for doing shit design like FOMO limited time bullshit to force people to play in little windows.
Some of people weren't even playing the game when the leggy relic was introduced, so now all of those people are fucked for no reason other than shitty game devs being shit at developing games.
You fanboy sacks of shit that have meltdowns every time anyone criticizes your second pathetic life are pathetic.
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>>566958635
Is that why the price jumped?
Goddamn, I just decided to do the Auric Weapons achievement and was thinking the prices seemed higher than usual.
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>>567005075
My favorite elite specs for light are Reaper and Virtuoso, I really want to like Ele but I just don't like the weapons
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I thought I almost had everything for the obsidian armor but I didn't realize you needed to unlock collection achievements that require more rift essence and meta currency... Holy shit man why is this just mentioned in a small footnote on the wiki
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>>567006152
Thankfully you only have to do it once and crafting the last two sets of legendary armor are a breeze because of it
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>>566997742
Anet should let me write stories:
>GW3 Part 1
>All of Tyria becomes under siege from eternal shadows.
>(You) end up fighting them long term as they attack randos.
>Nobody can stem the tide of shadows no matter what they do.
>Have to seek the Gods' help in Orr.
>Lyssa tells you that the shadows come from Menzies the Lord of Destruction.
>Everyone concludes he is making move now since balth is dead.
>With the help of the Legions' firepower and Asuran tech, everyone searches for the source of the flood.
>Menzies eventually confronts (Hero and Gang) to cryptically tell them to stop fighting.
>(Hero and Gang) refuse and then nearly get their asses kicked by a very strong Shadow.
>They continue searching for Menzies while be hunted by that Shadow that can't seem to die.
>(Hero) meets Menzies again, caught in a void, and attempts to reason again.
>If (Hero) is Charr/Thief/Both, you find out party is enthralled by Lyssa, she wants Aurene to gain more power to directly control Tyria, he's the god of liberation (hint: powerful god with literally no followers), lyssa can't control him, balth was the god of oppression and a retard. You can choose to still be antagonistic or assist him as a double agent (changes final boss fight).
>If (Hero) is Human and Mesmer/Blessed by Lyssa/both, you are "ambushed" and Menzies lines are distorted/silent/muffled by high-pitched tones while you fight him. He kicks your ass and tosses you out of the void. (final boss is locked to "Controlled by Lyssa").
>Later Lyssa directs you to the Realm of Darkness, but can't help you get to Menzies because the darkness there makes mesmer magic useless (sorry mesmer mains, but Menzies hates you).
>Menzies (and 2k character limit) Boss Fight, either "Fend Off Lyssa-enhanced Party with Menzies", "Honorable Duel" or "Controlled by Lyssa"
>Fight ends with Aurene flashbanging you from the darkness and clearing Lyssa's spell on the party.
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this patch fix is taking forever to download like it's the first time installing the game. what gives, anet? i got the fastest 'net in the west!
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>>567008368
Download the porn later
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>>567008513
gw2 IS the porn
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>>567005424
you beat the game
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>>567010750
ok, and the endgame?
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>>567006398
>GW3 Part 2 (expac 1)
>Aurene still obscured from Lyssa but Realm of Shadows is under siege by every gods' army.
>The randos attacked in Core are revealed to be said army but concealed.
>Menzies has to relocate Aurene now.
>Start getting attacked by pantheon army.
>Balthazar's Eternals return, with a warped canthan design and try to kill you.
>This puts Menzies on alert. Learn that Shadows are repurposed souls of the bodies Balth stole.
>Menzies sets a trap to draw out Balth's replacement. Its Shiro. High-octane duel cinematic btw. Shiro loses, but barely. Also part of Neo-Kaineng destroyed.
>Menzies issues a quest to "lose potential followers" while killing Shiro-ites, citing that his power grows the more people refuse to follow him. Otherwise, Shiro might take his power and find Aurene.
>Politics, the quest chain.
>Shiro starts rapidly taking territory and people. Tyria covered in a cloud of oppression and everyone loses hope.
>Rematch, Menzies takes on Shiro while everyone else culls Shiro's army and generals.
>Menzies has a hard time even damaging Shiro at this point. Shiro's army is endless and everyone is dying.

>Desperate, (Hero) keeps getting up (from downed state) to fight the general.
>Gradually everyone does the same until Shiro's army starts dying off.
>Menzies gains more power and starts beating Shiro.
>Last of Shiro's generals fall. Menzies now wrecking shit.
>Shiro gets domed (for good) and powers taken.
>Menzies confronts the group because someone has to replace Shiro.
>(Hero) suggests they should be the new God.
>Menzies says "No" and gives the power to (the Kormir 2.0 of the party).
>Lyssa appears with the rest of the pantheon to try to sway the new God of War to her side but gets denied.
>She warns of retaliation, the repercussions of their actions, etc.
>Menzies rudely says, "Please die, you vapid bitch."
>Pantheon leaves.
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>>567011276
Fractals, raids, wvw, spvp, fashion, gold to gem, legendary items, socialising, cheevo hunting
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>dude this new character is so great, best villain in ages
>"i'm going to become god to fix tyria"
>"how will you fix it?"
>"idk lmfao"

ANet writing is strong as ever I see
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>>567008368
It's not actually downloading anything, it's an endless loop of zero length content - You can cancel it for the time being and wait for ANet to start giving a shit about their update not actually going through to people.
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FUUUUUUUUCK I DIDN'T DO MY DAILIES YESTERDAY AND I CAN'T LOG IN
HELP
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>>567008368
>>567012162
Yeah, the total download is how much connection error spam you've accumulated, because anet can't be asked to add an event logger to their ancient launcher.
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>they failed to make the patch downloadable
kek, million dollar company
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>>567012575
>mfw did my dailies and finished weekly a couple hours before this
>mfw even finished a couple bosses for mastery points i hadn't gotten
feels good man
feels so good
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>>567012637
What's sad is this is a regular occurrence dating back over a decade. If you search "gw2 slow launcher" you'll see it's happened countless times, and these fucktards still haven't fixed their infrastructure.
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fuuuck!!
*bites lip*
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>>567012981
perhaps this will be one of the only few times that the servers will be empty of players due to actual maintenance
bravo anet
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Looks like Vloxx changed the source code of the universe like he wanted, briked the entireity of Guild Wars 2.
The crazy bastard actually did it.
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>>567013141
Some dude on the forums got up to 1.1 gigs before giving up.
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>>567013328
booting out all the weirdos from another dimension invading Tyria was the plan all along.
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>>567013587
Talk about meta commentary lmao
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>>567013141
gotta increase those numbers of downloaded errors bro
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Maybe I shoulda screenshot my download total
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Laranity is doing daily teq with only 4 players kek
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im in
now waht
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>"Let's go to Pub Canach, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over."
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>>567014528
How was he able to get on?
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>>567014861
they didn't log out when the patch came out duh
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>>567014936
Wild. I wish I could just sit in game all day.
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So...any endgame content?
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>translation: its all Soo-Won's fault
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>>567015445
Willing to be Joko was involved somehow.
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>>567015445
>gw2 core is flawed spaghetti code
>shit just got worse overtime
This fucker just broke the 4th wall.
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>>567014142
>tfw while waiting for the patch to get patched i started diddling around with ai
>like vloxx i made one small change to the prompt to make the SFW model NSFW
>now i must choose between playing guild wars 2 or jorking it
isgarren is right, the power to rewrite the source code of reality is too much. i would do very, very immoral things with that kind of power (though morality is subjective at that point)
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>>567015831
According to his own propaganda he did create the universe, so it checks out that he can be blamed for it
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>>567015445
that error's name is quickness
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>>567015445
He should use his god powers to timehop to GW1 and fucking delete Kormir
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>>567012143
he's going to fix it by making GW3 and they can't announce it yet
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>accidentally leave game on character select for hours
>log in to Auric Basin
>100% empty map
>every event is up
>get to blitz an entire map's worth of events with no competition
Kinda nice, but also kinda lonely knowing you'll always run into the maximum number of enemies and never get any help from randos passing by.
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>>567018615
Oh, and when I tried to WP out of AB, the game kicked me to the launcher and spent 20 minutes updating. I checked LFG for AB when I logged back in and saw 6 groups. LFG was 100% empty before I relogged. Zero groups recruiting for any metas on any maps. Zero raids. Zero fractal groups. The game stuck me in my own instance of reality because I somehow skipped the forced update cue.
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>>567017494
>not posting the video
You had one job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmkAoLC6_4
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How will they fuck this lil nigga up? Right now he's the best character they've ever written but ANET never fails to fuck up a good character or story beat.
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>>567020993
he will turn into a sylvari at the end
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>>567019295
i kek'd
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For the obsidian armor can you just light the lanterns over and over, convert the gift to map currency, and then buy the hero's choice chest meta items? That seems kinda easy. I thought you had to do the metas 30+ times.
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>>567020993
>best character
hes like what twitter indians imagine elon musk is like in their head
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>>567020993
he's tired of all the taller races mogging him. he'll make charr and norn short while making asura tall.
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Time to do LWS1.
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>>567028901
this is a cry for help
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I have no idea wtf is going on with the story cause once the yapping starts my eyes glaze over I literally have no idea what the inquest is doing or why and who the fuck vloxx or what the fuck is a seneschal or what the head seer is is he a statue or some shit what the hell
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>be herald
>turn on faucets
>walk up to friendly players
>dont get credit for the kills
Epic

>>567028901
Same
I'll do that tomorrow I think
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>>566918684
>>566920543
You guys actually read the dialogue? lmao
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>>567029472
>can't read along with the text for three fucking minutes
Maybe go see a doctor and get your ADD/ADHD diagnosed.
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>>567030765
Did you know that Charr find it annoying to talk to humans because of their anatomy? One set of ears detects higher pitches and the other set of hears hones in on lower pitches. Humans so happen to be middling on these frequencies
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>>567031506
Me forcing myself to speak in baritone to flirt with femcharr
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What do you mean I have to do actual fractals to complete the main achievements of LWS1?
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What do you use your shared inventory slots for? I have the copper salvage and mistlock but not much else in the 6 slots I have. Also I don't understand when to use the copper vs getting the silver or rune crafter salvage tools and just copper salvage everything.
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>>567032263
>when you wanted to poop, but it was an extra large fart and now you are sitting in your own stink cloud, still unpooped
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>>567031506
Do charr like their ears touched?
I like dog ear texture, would be nice to rub some charr ears
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>>567032216
blue, green = copper
yellow, exotic = silver = much more ectos
rune = yellow = less ecto, but more rune parts
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>replaying LWS1 overwrites your original 2013 release achievements
What the actual fuck?
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>>567033301
Woah. Guess new LW1 is technically a separate event internally, with its own achivos, that only look identical. They overwrite old ones, so you won't have two instance of the same thing in your log.
Check the Historical category, mb your old ones were moved there.
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Hmm, yes, interesting, but which race is the best at kissing?
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>>567030834
I can read along but these voice actors draw out their stupid voice acting and I dont want to hear this FAGGOT >>566921273 being a fucking tryhard nigger I'd probably know what the fuck was going on if it was just text that I could skip when I finished reading it but the retards at ANET are too pro voice actor and would never allow a skip option
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>>567034420
Sylvari would probably taste good
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>>567020993
little bro is just syndrome but we didnt bully him so he seems nice enough but ultimately has the totally original idea that he can be god but better
50/50 he narks himself or drags the PC into the equation when he realizes he fucked up
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>>567020993
He is already fucked. He is literally Thanos snapping people away, while being calm, sad about it, almost 'nice'. Wants to destroy the universe to save it too.
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ok im team tired of seeing shitscales everywhere
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>spend an hour throwing together a tanky soulbeast build with poisons and bleeds and relic of the biomancer
>go do some bandit bounties to test it out
>get wrecked by mediocre bandits
>switch back to celestial druid
>faceroll the bandit
What's even the fucking point of the shit they put in the game that heals you for like 100hp every time you poison or bleed something when the healing is so trivial that it doesn't matter? These traits and relics provide MAYBE 1k hp/s AT BEST. But a good offensive relic adds way more than 1k dps to your output.

I'm gonna be pissed if the best solo build for every fucking profession turns out to be a shitty support build that just outlasts everything.
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>>567039167
the best survivability build is always the highest dps build
you just need to git gud
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TONN IS FUCKING DEAD
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>>567020993
By making us go through 2/3rds of the story without ever bothering to answer why he thinks it's so damn urgent to rewrite the whole world after we already killed basically everything that could threaten it.
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>>567040506
That's boring as shit. You run into one enemy with a 20k damage attack and you're forced to resort to trial-and-error until you figure out the choreography. I'd play soulslop or monster hunter if I wanted that. I want to smash my face on champion level enemies, maybe even some legendaries, and grind them down. I just don't want to spend 20 minutes per fight doing 8k dps.
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>>567042582
git gud
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