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Babygurl durge Edition

>News:
Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Larian's next game trailer: https://youtu.be/VxzyVeAG00w?si=ECYrhOXC82uBkG7s
BG3 HBO show: https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/fantasy/baldurs-gate-tv-series-twist-newsupdate/

>Wiki:
https://bg3.wiki

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/1Xfdjqa5dfY?si=Vwgr1broJdOfOmFh

>FAQ:
>Q: How often should I long rest?
>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.
>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?
>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.
>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?
>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.
>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?
>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.
>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?
>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.

>Polls:
>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6
>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ
>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA
>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnY

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Thank you for posting beauty
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I LOVE MURDER
I LOVE DEATH
I LOVE SHADOWHEART
SIMPLE AS
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>>569146756
based & bhaalpilled
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Elves,half elves, duergar,giths and orcs are broken
Gnomes, dragonborns and human martial s(not casters) are weak
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>Larian's next game trailer
This is off-topic advertising and should be reported. But the parasite and its enablers outnumber human posters now.
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how bro felt after posting that:
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>>569147029
So tieflings, dwarves and halflings are mid tier?
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Poor Orin.
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>>569147262
ooh I forgot about halflings, they're going straight to top tier they got the best feat in the game lol
tiefs are ok I guess? their smites are useless if you're a caster but fire resistance is pretty cool
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>>569147360
Zariel tiefling gets free thaumaturgy which makes playing cha party face a lot easier.
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>>569147360
Forgot drow too

Tiefs and drow and very mid I say, pretty balanced races
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I think Half-Orc lives matter.
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>>569147724
half orc women are princesses that should be cherished & treasured
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>shadowcat
>karlach
>laezel
>not minthara she looks like a dude and poisons you
>elf waifu
>orc waifu
>imp waifu
>lizard waifu
>human waifu
>undead waifu
>malady
larian got me like : https://youtu.be/U_90XNCBatY?si=OOor_dVmiJ_Rdnot
Thank you Swen...thank you...BG3...the studio of the decade...this is what CRPGs are all about
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I wish we knew more about Shadowheart's armpits
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>I wish we knew more about Shadowheart's armpits
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>>569153179
Not just the high likelihood of stubble, but the smell, especially in the Grymforge. I expect it would taste a little saltier while she's dedicated to Shar, and a bit sweeter when dedicated to Selune. But obviously we'll need Larian to weigh in to know for sure, otherwise it's all just theory.
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your post reminded me of pic related, rpg players never change
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>>569154748
A somber reminder that we post in the ruins of a greater internet.
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>another vandalized OP
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shadowheart cooked that fallout ghoul
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ugly
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I completely agree with this take, while I find this one
>>569110698
confused and I feel like it's not really addressing the point, at least I don't get what is trying to say other than "I played this other game"

>>569131928
>browsing old threads
Did you?

>>569144254
>Bane, Merkel and Baal
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mogs shit'zel
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Gorion's Ward once said:
I am excited for Divinity
Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.
Minthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evil
I collect barrels and throw them at every boss including Minthara
Minthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhood
Minthara is the throat goat
I respect all women but Minthara
If you romance Minthara you are a horrible person
If you romance Astarion you are a great person
I ascended Astarion
I romanced ascended Astarion
I enjoy all the male companions
I play with LOTS of mods on
I love editing the character's appearances with mods
I fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved it
Shadowheart is right not to use her birthname
Shadowheart is not chaotic evil
Shar is neutral evil
Gale was groomed by Mystra
I play sorcerer
I camp cast
You cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpses
Karlach is okay for using soul coins
Wyll is a real character
I sympathized with Ketheric
I play male Tav
I love using summons
I love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarves
Alfira and many other npcs would make good companions
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>>569157753
is spamming frogs the most reasonable reaction?
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>>569163991
reason is out of the window when the opposition is anything considering moderation would not lift a finger
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>>569163991
He spams whenever he didn't make the thread. Which is also interesting I thought spamming was against the rules?
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>>569164073
surely this line of thought wont snowball into dangerous territory
>>569164298
rules are enforced when people complain
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why is like 75% of karlach r34 futashit?
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>>569164445
then users should have done better by not using a thread with a vandalized OP
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>>569164483
because futafags are rabid
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>>569164637
punishing the community by acting as a vigilante instead of using the tools at hand is wrong
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>>569164856
see>>569164073
>moderation would not lift a finger
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AAA JANNY SAVE ME HE MADE THE OP WRONG
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>>569164906
no I actually think no one is reporting shit and some of you guys just love to revel in drama
its been like this for months
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>>569164856
I'll believe that when namefags can post without anons chimping out.
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>>569165904
NOT my boyfriend
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>>569165904
janitor applications are open
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>op featuring a vandalized OP featuring advertising for NOTbg3 and off-topic music videos
>i slep
>pics of cute frog
>real shit

>>569165904
we have dedicated namefag seethers that outnumber the namefags
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>>569164483
>shocked that an unfeminine woman would engage in peggery
what were you expecting honestly
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>>569163934
yup
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>>569166665
stop spamming retard
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>>569167321
stop vandalizing OPs
stop using vandalized OPs
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>>569167394
I didn't make the op toadcel, I don't even read it
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>>569164483
she literally fingers male tav's butt
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>>569167241
Unbothered.
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>>569166665
thank you for proving my point
>>569165180
do better
so far this thread has had 3% discussion of BG3
stop trying to kill the thread early, its that easy
>b-but muh OP
use the correct ways next time
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I don't mind the new OP and am looking forward to what larian will show this summer game fest they'll always get my money after bg3
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Intentionally changing the op for the purpose of causing problems because you know it's wrong and will bother autistic people should honestly be a bannable offense, since it's literally trolling. Especially since the changes are just removing some of the FAQ in order to add off topic music videos, so you can't even argue that you're improving it or fixing anything, you're literally removing things and adding off topic things. You know exactly what you're doing, and you know exactly how the frog person will react, so you're doing it to troll. So you honestly should stop if you had any decency, and the mods should ban you for intentionally trolling if they cared enough to pay attention to something so minor. I would like to see a day where there aren't mentally ill people making their environment worse on purpose, just a thought. A pipe dream.
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Hmmm nyo
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Let's talk about minthara being a bisexual icon.
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>>569173746
I love that she's canonically attracted to astarion, shadowheart, gale & wyll
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>>569165904
maybe the namefags shouldn't spam halsin porn on valentine's day or blatantly samefag or not post AIslop or rant about women
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>>569174590
10 years of his autism
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>>569175068
I love my chudwife
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damn, you guys are still around?
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>>569182402
we're waiting for the divinity early access to morph into the larian studio general, we'll shitpost about bg3 until then
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>>569182402
im waiting for this place to die
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>>569182941
>/bgg/:we're so fucking dead...we have no patch no good mod wyll is still unfinished it's over...
>joon fiff happens
>/bgg/:
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>>569171995
Thank you for being a voice of reason, even though it is pointless. You cannot reason with these creatures - the parasite that made this thread and the swine that comes to its defense on cue. The parasite brazenly samefags - see the tail end of the previous thread and the start of this one - yet accuses others of samefagging. The swine that openly endorsed Pea (1), an infamous spammer, now feigns moral outrage that someone could be posting one too many Lae'zels in a row. The swine that joked about Astarion being sexually abused (2) and Mystra "grooming" Gale (3) accuses others of lacking decency. The swine that had the nerve to complain about my calling out the parasite's off-topic garbage (4) now pleads with the Lae'zel poster to stop "punishing the community" and "do better." It's almost laughable how shameless these creatures are. Of course, dumping a hundred images doesn't fix anything. But the reaction, at the very least, expresses an aversion to the parasite's presence. It is not hypocritical.

(1) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/501659351/#501737753
(2) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/499537401/#499560139
(3) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/514369170/#514483508
(4) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/568119072/#568214369
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>>569183337
This place needs to die for Divinity general to rise from its ashes. Hopefully he kills himself when it happens >>569183451>>569183451>>569183451
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>>569182583
>>569182941
I just would've assumed Seranafag attaching to this place would've made it die sooner
>divinity early access
Has there even been any news on this since the trailer?
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>>569183451
Trvke.
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>>569183675
Shitposts that blatantly announce their malicious intent to troll and undermine the general should be reported. Let's see the pig speak up for that one. Ah, but that would require the creature to possess a shred of integrity.
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>>569183679
hes unfortunate been here for years and no news yet
>>569184184
gore status?
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>>569183679
>I just would've assumed Seranafag attaching to this place would've made it die sooner
oh he's definitely trying, every week he cries about shadowheart cucking him and samefags for hours, bg3 is just not for him idk why he even pretends to like it
>Has there even been any news on this since the trailer?
larian really really wants to have an early access, they believe that bg3's early access had a big part in its success and have no intention on stopping + that's extra money that helps fund future projects, no date though, swen did say that it could happen around late 2026 or in early 2027 but that's it
>>569184184
Zzzzzzz
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>>569185083
I don't care if it's not canon it's way cooler if mystra groomed kid gale, adult gale getting groomed makes him look like a simp loser
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>>569185256
child gale getting groomed is canon
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>>569185350
good
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>>569184479
I guess I'll play the "thread paladin" again. Hopefully, the hypocritical swine won't mind, since it is for the betterment of the "community." /bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General is a general for all things Baldur's Gate, not all things Larian. This means that advertising Larian's Next Game in the OP, posting random unrelated Larian tweets and headlines, and discussing Larian's next course of action are all blatantly off-topic garbage. What do you call an organism that is harmful to the host it latches onto?
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>>569186001
>an organism that is harmful to the host it latches onto
...You
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>>569184479
What a shame, for both remarks
>>569185083
giwtwm
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>>569185350
Wrong. The official timeline refutes the grooming speculation - which, by the way, is only believed by the swine and the parasite, subhumans that casually joke about sexual abuse. Mystra returned to the Forgotten Realms in 1479 DR, thirteen years before the events of BG3. ("This event becomes known as Mystra's Return." Source: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/1479_DR.) If we assume Gale to be in his mid-thirties, their relationship would have started when he was in his early twenties at the earliest. Even a goddess cannot "groom" a grown man in his twenties when the relationship is fully consensual, regardless of the immense power imbalance. Words have meanings. Ah, but official sources, what Gale himself has to say on the matter, or even definitions don't matter to the moronic shitposter. The subhuman that jokes about Astarion's sexual abuse would love the idea that Mystra is into grooming little boys. There is a pattern.
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yall gotta chill this is a video game general you don't have to take it seriously
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>>569147360
I have rolled 1's on halflings lol. like that other guy said, half-orcs and duergar are the most retardedly op but they're ugly unless you pick the bogdanoff face+hair, which makes you beautiful
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>>569188941
whats his name?
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>>569183645
cute, flowery frog!
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>>569189098
minthara, he likes sharran pussy, hates men & poisoning his loved ones
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>>569147724
I love her
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>>569189303
>hates men
fake, he drinks midget and lizard cum
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>>569189468
based orc enjoyer
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>>569190002
needs BIGGER boobs
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>>569171995
this is all true but they're just going to say no like they did because this isn't about what's right or wrong, they already know they're wrong and they already know they're doing it troll. so appealing to decency will simply not work. we have a mentally ill shitposter who trolls on purpose to make the thread worse on purpose and that's just that. the mods will not intervene in this sort of thing since they can't be assed to know individual thread problems
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>>569190436
>this is all true
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question of the day: does mizora have the potential to make a good companion? What would her story be about?
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you guys still need a hobby instead of whining about how the op is wrong. why don't you play bg3 for once
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>>569190436
the best content here is when people post their playthroughs or when people like mintharafag discuss lore and answer questions. when neither of those are happening this place is just shitposting. spamming the same pictures of frog or shart you've spammed a hundred times already is not good content. the shitposter brazenly doesn't even deny trolling the op. this place is 90% shit these days.
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>when people like mintharafag discuss lore
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>or when people like mintharafag discuss lore and answer questions
bro is shameless
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>>569191173
Yea sure. I asked this before but no one answered me. Would a cambion be too OP for the party? I think she's a sorcerer so thats cool.

Her story would be about spying on you for Zariel. Maybe she mad Zariel mad and has to prove herself.
Her and Karlach would bump heads. She could replace Wyll as they don't do the retarded kill a bunch of npcs to recruit her.

Mintharafaggot do not interact I know you here praising yourself
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>>569192932
a decade of this btw
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>Would a cambion be too OP for the party?
they got crazy attributes, resistances and can fly, that alone makes them broken, my idea was that mizora would end up tadpoled in moonrise but not end up as an illithid just yet, wyll would start to turn into a lemure and you'd have to choose, either save mizora or wyll, if you save mizora she's turned into her human form and can only activated her cambion form once a long rest, she'd be a sorcerer
>b-b-but mizora's contract
yeah yeah I know you'd have to tweak a few plotlines but it's not like wyll's relationship with mizora is very interesting
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>>569193669
grim
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>>569193682
I got a cambion mod and the flight is nice.

> either save mizora or wyll, if you save mizora she's turned into her human form and can only activated her cambion form once a long rest, she'd be a sorcerer
Larian hire this ANON. That would have been a cool switch up
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>>569192280
The people responsible for the sad state of the thread are the same ones who took issue with your post. Business as usual. Same way they react to anyone who speaks plainly about the real problem. It's unfortunate these people do this shit every day. Normally I say ignore it but now they're changing the op and literally spamming the thread. They won't change by asking nicely and the moderators can't pay attention to every problem like this and they know this so that's why they keep doing it. It's fucked. It's why less people post here.
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>>569194201
Who bullied you this week
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>>569194136
>Larian hire this ANON. That would have been a cool switch up
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>>569194201
m8 when everyone is hip to your gimmick after doing this for so long, this doesn't work anymore
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>>569193682
Another thing was Raphael seemed like he is way stronger than Mizora but both are cambions. Was it due to Ralph being a archdevil's son.
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>>569194201
they're spamming the thread with what? regular screenshots? there's not much harm in that. cuckschizo actually did drive away a lot of traffic from this general though
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>>569195095
I think that devils get stronger by striking contracts and raphael is thousands of years old and owns many souls, meanwhile mizora works for zariel so maybe they share the contract, idk how the dnd powerscaling works
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>>569195253
Ok that makes sense. Mizora seems like she should have been a succubus but those are weak from what I know
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>>569192280
Normal people moved on long ago. now it's a shitposter playground. which makes more people leave. until here we are probably 10 people at any given time if I had to guess. well the shitpsoters got what they wanted.
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>>569197289
Shadowheart<3
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>>569198110
I would unironically rather have him in my party than Karl. Every game needs an Anomen
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>>569198298
>slightly racist fighter whose father died protecting baldur's gate
yup yup that's companion material
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"You guys still need a hobby," the parasite comments smugly as it scrolls through its anti-Minthara folder for another reaction image to attach to its twentieth shitpost of the day. Perhaps, if the creature were self-aware, it could start by learning English. That would prevent moments that expose its illiteracy and stupidity, such as describing Jaheira as a "semi-hopeless" character or Minthara as a "femme fatale," even though it constantly attacks her looks.

>>569193187
>Her story would be about spying on you for Zariel
You confuse mission with story. You confuse Zariel's priorities as the archdevil of Avernus with concern that Mizora needs to "prove herself." You confuse actively aiding someone's cause with "spying" on them - reporting what, exactly? You confuse a lot of things. But at least you're smart enough to add a cambion to your party, narrative be damned. Smart enough to be on the same wavelength as the parasite.
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>>569198717
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>>569198865
yum
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fat dwarf milkies
fat orc milkies
fat gnome milkies
fat halfling milkies
fat dragonborn milkies
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>>569199365
>fat gnome milkies
>fat halfling milkies
you can't have both, halflings can have big tits, gnome tits gotta be small
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>>569199525
Not in my art
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this is fire
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>>569200381
manthara's face on a gnome
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>>569203772
Hey soulja how ya doin soulja how's it goin pal GODS i wanna ride ya til i see the stars heyo soulja awww is that gale's grandpa never read a book in me life soulja isn't it convenient how i'm both a shy virginal waifu and a massive turboslut so there's never any conflict ey soulja WOAH is that THE JAHEIRA soulja did you have a good relationship with your father soulja me neither
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ok im not posting the rest reading this garbage reminded me of how much I want some larian writers shot
goodnight /bgg/
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>>569201129
it's 2026 and people still don't know how to make sacred flame hit
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>>569204863
This brothel shit pisses me off
It’s literally only a sexy adventure if you do an orgy
If you do it solo, she spends the entire time doing therapy speak with you “I’m so glad you’ve chosen to share your body with me” is an actual quote
I’m not fucking a video game prostitute to replicate having a girlfriend, I just wanted my character to have bedbreaking sex
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disgusting
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>>569221917
Shart's writer managed to fuck up this 12/10 angelic faced character's romance and lost the waifu war against green, half-nosed alien.
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>>569222543
What else would you expect from the sexpest who wrote H*lsin
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Please stop calling her Sh*rt that word sounds like poop
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>>569223301
Poopheart
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>>569223932
minthara is the funniest drow i know
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>>569224818
s-she's fast..
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>>569224818
need a paper bag that covers the body but keeps the face
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>>569222586
She looks pretty adorable in armor.
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>>569225296
>t. “Bones are for dogs, men prefer meat”
Lae’zel has the peak physical form for a woman
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>>569225621
she looks dried out
moisturize her then we'll talk
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>>569225621
like all gith she looks emaciated lol
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>>569225481
indeed
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>>569201839
appreciatedfrog. also it's early but picrel
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>>569225621
Men prefer Human women. Not abominations or non-human aliens like in this game. Let's face it, the only romance options for non-sexpests are Half-Elf, Purple Elf, Demon, and a Gith ayy. There are NO HUMAN ROMANCE OPTIONS FOR MALE CHARACTERS. No I don't count the homosexual BDSM session which people pretend is "sex" to be romances.
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>>569231254
>Men prefer Human women
You do not speak for me, knave.
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>>569231589
You're right. You're not a man. I doubt you're even human. That means your opinion can be immediately disregarded.
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seriousfrog
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>>569204521
>not bear naked sex
Missed opportunity
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Camera going duh du duh duh uh
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And hes up.
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>>569209073
hyyyyyype
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question of the day: ok we all know witcher 3 is getting a new DLC literally a decade after the last one, how cool would it be for bg3 to get a DLC several years after its release? it's not like the bg3 hype is dead, and larian clearly still cares about their baby, even if they're working on divinty right now, I still think that wyll & karlach deserve an actual story
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The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."
This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
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why... why did it have to be this way
if only I could have been enough for you
Shaddy...
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I am reminded of that time the swine deliberately replied to that schizospam.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/512316692/#512429159
It was not enough for the subhuman to joke about Astarion being sexually abused or Mystra "grooming" Gale - it thought that quipping about the sex pest preying on Thaniel, who appears as a little boy, was in excellent taste. Let us not excuse that behavior under the guise of dark humor. Let us not forget what separates us from animals.
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I'm reminded of that time we already had a very well written half elf druid companion and larian tasked the fat cuckold to write another elf druid as a companion while the party was still missing a sorcerer, a bard, a monk, a dragonborn, a gnome, a halfling, a half-orc, a dwarf or a female human
let's hope we'll get a better party this joon fiff
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>>569264332
>tries to write an orc
>write a klingon instead
His mistake was not considering the reality that orcs are just retarded and aren't allowed near human society for being violent retards.
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>>569265191
both orcs and klingons were inspired by mongols so they definitely got similar vibes
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>>569265384
> similar vibes
No. Orcs are just savage beasts who only exist to be killed. Klingons are space aliens with more of a mixture between feudal Japanese and Norse cultures.
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my favorite bg3 races are orcs, tieflings & dragonborns
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for me it's human male fighter
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>>569266895
Mine are tiefling and high half elves because they're pretty
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>>569267907
>Yes. I like playing with the coolest toy in the toy store. How did you know?
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>>569267717
>>569272507
human fighters aren't a "chad" or secretly enlightened pick, they're the most popular choice in D&D
you are every mildly out of shape normal guy out on the street
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>>569273745
>no argument
I accept your concession.
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>>no argument
>I accept your confes-ACK!
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>gigasoi
joon fiff can't happen soon enough
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>>569264660
stop making gay characters with GRIDS. durrrr
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>fighter
cringe
>paladin
based
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>paladin
capeshit tryhard class
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why isnt this place dead YET
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>>569274180
Nah I'll not stop making BARA barbarians
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>>569272975
By the same reasoning someone can discount this game. BG3 is the most popular rpg therefore it is the most söy rpg.
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>>569275129
Hype my friend, hype
>>569275635
>BG3 is the most popular rpg
bg3 is not more popular than skyrim, fallout or pokemon chill
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>>569275635
i'm not even discounting fighters by calling them the most popular choice
they're not "Chad", they're definitionally average
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>>569275129
pic related
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>>569146623
>brutally vandalized OP instead of the general's regular one
I shall not participate in this masturbatory landfill. Here's the resources for the new thread so whoever gets to make it won't have to dig up the archives: https://rentry.org/bggpasta
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>I shall not participate in this masturbatory landfill.
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>>569275708
>skyrim, fallout
We're talking about rpgs here
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>>569275893
>they're definitionally average
Some of the strongest builds in this game are fighter kits. Fighter kits have always been fairly strong. They can't do a lot of burst damage for a few turns like the Paladin. But so what? Action surge alone can allow any fighter to out do Paladin for a 3 fights per day. For some builds fighter is an indispensable 2 level dip just because Action surge doubles damage for one turn. Indomitable is not the best ability but a 25% increase or more for one save is as good as a paladin's bonus with 20 Charisma. Moreover whereas all the paladin kits play mostly the same with their kits being at best a little bit of flavor, fighter kits

Battlemaster has the control and bonus damage over multiple attacks and often more utility that paladin does even as a caster.

Eldritch Knight can go psychic sword for 4 attacks per turn or 3 and exploit eldritch arcana to free cast illusion magic from scrolls with advantage if it's not just riding off the damage. That's if you're not throwing your weapon at wet enemies. Sure you can use scrolls for Paladin too. But a 16-17 INT EK with advantage is a far better controller than Paladin will be with 22 CHA.

Arcane archer in a fight has a potential to exceed or match the Paladin's damage. It's even better because AA can just use titanstring bow and all the magic items for archers to really hammer in the damage from afar so it's not locked to melee.

Of course there are stand out builds like Sorcadin or Bardadin. But Bardadin is just a swords bard build with paladin dip and sorcadin gets most of its utility and versatility from sorcerer. And lets not even get into Lockadin since pact of the blade doesn't even stack in honour mode.

The only Fighter character that isn't as strong in the game is Champion. But that's only because it doesn't get anything interesting that's not made redundant by an item or hold person.
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>>569277824
crpgs are an itty bitty genre when compared to action rpgs babe
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>>569278034
i'm also not calling them the average in terms of their power level
i am talking about their popularity
i don't even like paladins
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/crpgg/ is calling emperor a terrible character
did they cook?
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>>569279259
They spend all day arguing over who they can romance in 40gay. All they wanted was a dollie to fuck, and the Emperor wasn't that. It's all resentment over being catfished.
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>>569278034
3 rogue 9 swords bard still the best build of the game THO
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>>569279741
It's a passable build but mediocre compared to the strong builds.
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who cares about strong builds, what are the FUN builds
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>>569281176
>dnd 5E
>fun build
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>>569281176
6 Fire Dragon Sorc/6 4 Elements Monks
Only take fire and lightning ki abilities and spells
It's gonna suck, but enjoy being Azula
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>skyrim
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>fallout
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>>569281613
steamchart discourses are so stupid, there's more to a game success than a player peak and how many people play it everyday, bg3 is not more popular than pic related lol
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>>569275708
>pokemon
closest analogue on steam is Palworld. That being said, pokemon isn't really an RPG. It's just singleplayer gacha and it's heyday is long past.
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>>569282149
>and it's heyday is long past
bro this is the most lucrative IP on the planet what are we talking about, larian could release 10 bg3s every year and wouldn't make 1% of what pokemon makes and yes it's an RPG
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>>569275932
>how many people play it everyday, bg3 is not more popular than pic related lol
>34,182 24-hour peak
see (>>569275932)
>38,407 playing an hour ago
>51,284 24-hour peak
>>569282582
>larian could release 10 bg3s every year
It would be far exceeding Pokemon's total sales within one year if it did that. They would kill most of the other developers too because everyone would be too busy playing Larian games.
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>>569283814
>muh halsin
it's funny because you can cuck any companion with emperor and nobody bats an eye despite the emperor altering everybody's memory which is fucked up and proves yet again that he's evil
worst bg3 character ever, garbage story, garbage romance, cool design & VA performance though I'll give him that
team Omeluum
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>>569280304
What are the strong builds then?
>inbf tb oh monk meme
Yeah everybody knows that
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three years btw
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>>569283814
there's also a Mizora one btw
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>>569285137
let him cook
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>Emperor out of nowhere
Really pathetic of you Halsinfags to throw another character under the bus. Nothing's going to stop Halsin from being considered the ancillary elf sexpest that should've never been made into a full companion.
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>>569285456
bro if halsin is a sex pest emperor is straight up a sexual offender, I'm not excusing the former he's legit creepy but emperor is on a league of his own
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>>569285587
It's obvious fucking the emperor was intended as a silly "haha what if you could fuck the squid? wouldn't that be crazy?" thing, not to be taken seriously.
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>>569285587
I've never been forced into sex with any character in the game. Seeing someone shirtless isn't a sex offense. No one is forcing you to press the buttons that make you kiss his tentacles.
Meanwhile Halsin will directly proposition you with a long monologue about wanting to sample you.
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>>569285782
yeah the entire character's a joke I know, still it's fucked up when you think about it for more than 3 seconds which his writer didnt because act 3 is full of moments like that
>>569285926
>Seeing someone shirtless isn't a sex offense
I didn't consent to getting sent to his Epstein dimension or seeing him shirtless because I was nice to him, he also calls me a puppet and threatens to turn me into a thrall if I call him a freak which reminds me of the incels that lash out on women once they stop replying to them on discord
nuhuh, emperor is way way way worse than halsin, at least he has the decency to force the player to ask for consent before acting like a weirdo
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>>569285456
it's weird how in an incel no romance run the Emperor tries to seduce me as if his chicken little naked torso could create lust provoking thoughts in the mind of this autism ranger
like, what did he expect
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>>569285456
there are no halsinfags idiot
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>>569286334
there are but they're very weird
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>>569286180
Equating someone losing their personhood, their identity, and their freedom to being an incel, is quite frankly insensitive and ridiculous. You just visited his home in the Elfsong tavern, he let you take anything you needed from his home, and you called him a freak after he reminisced about his past. He's enjoying his newfound freedom, and you mock him. No wonder he lashes out at you.
You are sorely lacking in empathy.
>>569286241
You can just keep the conversation normal and it never goes anywhere.
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>>569286476
no theres not. only one was Pea but shes dead
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>>569286618
1. you completely missed my point
2. something something "he's already thinking about it so it doesn't matter" or whatever you guys said about that other sex encounter out of nowhere
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>>569286850
I remember someone asking me whether halsin was going to be a romance back when I was shilling bg3 on /v/, he definitely got fans they just keep it hush hush for uhm...reasons
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>>569287038
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for me, it's wyll ravengard
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>>569275331
>ESL mumbo-jumbo
sorry, saar. I do not the english understand it, right
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>>569289615
some of yall are so corny it's crazy, probably underage too
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>>569289615
>bara is ESL
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>>569275129
It pretty much is, spiritually. Outside of periods of manufactured "activity," when the parasite replies to itself, threads now regularly hit page 9 or 10. At least we can still compare player counts.
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Godey boney X astarion featuring withers
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>>569298470
fuck you pigschizo, this place was finally going to die
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Speaking of which do yall still want to watch the summer game fest here? We could react to the divinity trailer together like we did with the larian reddit QA that was fun
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>>569300716
migu in my /bgg/?
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who's the garrus of bg3?
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>>569305360
No one. Garrus is like your protoge and looks up to you. None of your party members aspire to be like you.
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>>569305360
nobody, none of the companions feel like actual friends/comrades
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>Laezel Disapproves

>>569305935
Part of the downside to all the characters being relentlessly horny for you. IMO part of what makes Garrus and Tali so memorable is that you can't romance them until the second game, feels more like a real relationship
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>>569308932
Just got to this part as a Gith Tav, people weren't kidding when they said you're nothing more than a second fiddle to that abrasive frog
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>>569309214
Yeah the game is really built around Laezel being *the* Githyanki of the party. It's a bit like how you can be a Selunite Cleric but you're like the 4th-most important Selunite tops lol
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>>569309557
If they were gonna be fags like that, they shouldn't had even made Gith playable. Like how you can't be a Cleric of Shar anymore after early access because Shart has that covered
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>>569305000
oh you!
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wyll could have been our bro if larian locked in
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What's that meme someone made about the way you retarded schizos think everyone is the same guy you've been arguing with, poop anon or something?
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>>569312683
shut your bitch ass up we're waiting for....................the big one
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oh my god you guys this is actually happening
we're finally getting the companion reveal this friday
we're getting our new shadowbaby, our new astarion, our new laezel................maybe a wyll or two
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>>569313595
whore
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>>569316242
just say no you big dummy, divinity will have just as much if not more poly paths than bg3, the only reason you get cucked by halsin if you romance someone that isn't astarion or shadowheart is because they ran out of time
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>>569317580
I meant her outfit do not lump in with shart incels
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>>569317580
>the only reason you get cucked
you don't*
>>569317803
oh my bad, carry on then, I thought you were the cuckschizo
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I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymore
I stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.
Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.

I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
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oh my god
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luv me Gribbo
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>>569319836
good post finally
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does this game have actual uncensored nudity and sex scenes even on console or will i buy it and find out it's fake and gay safe nudity?
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>>569324238
>does this game have actual uncensored nudity and sex scenes even on console
yes but 80% of the sex scenes hide the fun bits and are basically fade to black
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>>569324238
got to be 18+ to post here, kiddo
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reminder that wyll doesn't have a sex scene
reminder that emperor & mizora and literal hookers got a sex scene
JUSTICE FOR WYLL
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Just discovered this general. Baldur's gate is great, but this thread is... shit
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Two days until His return, /bgg/.
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>>569313879
lol accurate. retard thinks I'm every frogposter, and the only one goofing on esljeets, and all the faggots that posts cuckshit, and the goodberry spammer, and
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cute frogs in the thread! good job, frogbros
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>>569325539
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three years obsessing over it btw
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I used to hate him for taking Shaddy away from me
now... it feels... different
what was rage, still has my heart thumping but now I...
I want him to do it, I want to thank him for it

kneeling in front of Shaddy after He's finished with her...
the final debasement, while they watch expectantly, him relaxing with his pipe, her legs splayed out before me, damp Grove beginning to drip

>y-yes good, goodberry good
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>>569329257
There's something about the post timing here...
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>>569330269
pretty cutefrogs
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What's the part alignment?
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It's only Act 2 and I've stolen this much gold. Do I have a problem? Should I steal more?
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>>569335106
Your greed sickens me.
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>>569324940
i am 34.
>>569324543
that's kinda what i expected thanks
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>>569336229
Full explicit nudity, including detailed genitals, but as the anon said, they don't show penetration or anything.
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Fresh off a multiplayer HM session with my longtime friend
>Opt to do Cazador
>He runs into Cazador's FUCKYOUBATS circle
>kills himself
>and Gale
>and Minsc (mine)
>I desperately kill a ritual spawn so Cazador won't ascend, succeed
>He runs, succeeds. We rez and go back
>He asks me for a speed potion, hand it over, he pops invis
>Suggest that if you go into the red circle at all the Legendary Action procs
>He pops the speed potion on Gale and flies straight into Cazador's FUCKYOUBATS circle
>Gale insta-dies
YES IT WAS MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
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>>569336657
do children models also have tits and modeled genitals underneath their clothes?
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>>569337185
>playing with two friends
>one likes the stealthy rogue archetype and made a monoclass rogue thief
>the other made a gwm champion fighter and can't build craft to save his life
>tfw having to break it to the former that his underperformance is due to his class and the latter that his underperformance is due to his lack of planning
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>>569285015
Paladin 2/Bard 10 is also far superior since you have the smite option which gives you way more damage than anything you can get from thief.

The Scorching Ray builds are also much stronger if built correctly.

Eldritch Knight builds, either the thrower or the shadow blade with a 1 hexblade dip is extremely strong.

And then there's the truly OP shit the lightning dragon sorc that runs watersparkers and the lighting hat, the tempest cleric/dragon sorc, or abjuration wizard tank, or anything like that which practically can turn the game into an auto-win simulator.
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>>569336657
good to know thanks
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>>569335274
I just sold out the Dame to Balthazar then pushed Shart into the shadow realm pit.
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>>569336657
Someone in the Larians forums during development posted some screenshots of models in positions including "halfling male" with body type 3 female. It has been archived for those who are curious.
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>>569335106
black bg3 players be liek
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I know what I’ll do, I’ve made my choice (I’ve made my choice)
I’ll make my stand (I’ll make my stand)
I may not be the hero they need, but, God, I can still be your man
(God, I can still be a man)
Oh Emily, look down on me, I know that I was wrong (I was wrong)
I’ll make it right (I will make it right)
And as sure as the stars in the sky, we will be together tonight
(We’ll be together tonight)
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Tough call
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>>569344087
You better be romancing Shart or this isn't a canonical Durge playthrough.
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What are the odds we'll see Divinity this week? I'm dying for a new major RPG
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>>569346126
Well, of course. Who else would I ro-
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Oh
Who is she?
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>>569352023
cute frog
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I'm wearing the captains hat you have to do what I say and I say go to the creche!
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hag hugs
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>Durge murders a random person right in front of them
>Not even disapproval, just a look of concern.
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Just finished my romanced Dark Justiciar Shadowheart playthrough. For you lore masters or Shadowheart enjoyers. Do you think she eventually forgets about the player assuming Shar eventually wipes her mind (I'm not entirely sure whether a chosen of Shar has to undergo mindwipes)? Or would the "relationship" continue as an occasional escapade here and there for an indefinite period of time? It would be interesting to see how a sequel would play out and whether the player would have to start their relationship over with her if her memory was wiped.
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>>569356457
Lies Of P, Timothee Chalamet looking ass
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>>569326576
save us lord vincke *kneels*
>>569351506
80%? I doubt they'll wait for the game awards to showcase their next rpg
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Shadowbaby. That's it, that's the post.
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>>569358384
>(I'm not entirely sure whether a chosen of Shar has to undergo mindwipes)?
Viconia had her mind wiped as well.
It may seem odd at first but Shar represents Loss and therefore losing your memories is entirely on brand for her, including her Chosen.

After all, Shart's final hurdle to become Shar's Chosen involved a mind wipe as Shar deliberately restored her memories to promise a mind wipe after she killed her parents.
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https://youtu.be/-nnTI1d5XuM?si=L6eH3bFsc6x9p28l
we did it boys bg3 is finally over, the ultimate bg3 mod just released, , we can now wait for divinity peacefully.
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>>569367409
Interesting. I guess it's an inevitability then that she forgots her lover. Tragic.
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>>569372205
Signing up with Shar means that you become an empty vessel for her.
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>Finally play after a long while
>Wanna check out more classes and builds
>See something that looks cool
>Read a bit
>Bro dump your str to 8 and then spam Strength Elixir from then on until the end of the game
>Entire build revolves around it

i fucking hate it so much
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>>569372967
Just don't dump your strength then, bro
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>joon fiff in a day
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED
SINCE YOU CAME IN
I KNEW BACK THEN
YOU WERE THAT SPECIAL ONE
I'M SO IN LOVE
SO DEEP IN LOVE
YOU MADE MY LIFE COMPLETE
YOU ARE SO SWEET
NO ONE COMPETES
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>>569354095
cute
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>if you lose on Honor mode you can just demote to a lower difficulty instead of having your save permanently deleted
Cringe, defeats the purpose
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Lyrthindor is flashing in and out over and over again again. I always see that bug every time I fight him. Though it's kinda funny. If you have a warlock and you use the blast on him with the push-back the sound effect loops to make a techno-beat.
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>>569337872
>Paladin 2/Bard 10
Yeah this one and 8 OH Monk and 4 Rogue Thief are probably the most op builds in the game
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>>569387765
yeah every time I've fought him, that happens. silly larian
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>>569387765
can you show us with a video? i've never seen that before
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We're getting nothing tomorrow screencap this
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>>569389971
bg3's producer already confirmed that he'll be there joon fiff you can't stop the divinity hype train after bg3 saved the CRPG genre

CHOO CHOO
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>>569387827
giant barb 6/3 thief/1 war cleric/2 fighter are pretty sick too iirc
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>>569299773
>>569313950
>>569326576
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>>569374778
>>569390270
Even when the general is slowly dying, the parasite won't stop spamming this worthless off-topic garbage. Even after driving almost every human poster away with its incessant shitposting, the parasite is still counting down to the promised day of single-handedly spamming the thread to death. The creature is incapable of shame.
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>>569391228
Years ago, this general was presented with a fork in the road. It could fumigate the trannies and become a normal, respectable thread for cooming to various waifus - or it could allow trannies to fester and metastasize. It chose the latter, and the thread you see today is the natural result. Something to think about as we approach the days of the divinity general.
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>>569393919
>respectable thread for cooming to various waifus
>laezel
>karlach
>shadowheart
a general can't sustain itself on only 3 romantic interests, this is why bg3 was always gonna die a sad & painful death, we gotta turn into the larian general if we wanna survive longterm in the /vg/ jungle

on god
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>>569394442
>we gotta turn into the larian general
Shitposts that blatantly announce their malicious intent to troll and undermine the general should be reported.
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Why the war cleric and fighter dips?
And why is giant barb the best? I'm currently playing as a dual wielding barb tiger/wolverine aspect and plan is getting 8 barb 4 thief rogue but idk if is the best
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>>569394442
I turned my shadowchud into a 6 sorcerer 1 tempest cleric atm, plan is to lightning maxx

feat I gave her was the elemental adept at lightning

My build will be 9 sorc/ 2 temp cleric/ 1 wizard is that the best?
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>>569396191
lol action surge + extra bonus action attacks from war cleric. this boy new
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>>569396375
>action surge + extra bonus action
both have limited resources while the extra bonus action from thief is infinite

Since I'm dual wielding tho I could see the case for fighter as you can get two handed perk to nulify the off hand dmg malus
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>>569397156
Oak Father preserve us all.
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>Made guardian too good
>Now I just wish I was playing as her
My gnomitis is too powerful, I can't live like this
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Where in game can I see which spell and ability use which modifier? People said I need INT for arcane archer but I opened the spell book and nowhere it says I need INT
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>>569397213
oakfather can burn in my scrap pile
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should i start a solo honor mode glowstalker run
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did they cook? Did bg3 really need companions to romance each other? Do yall ship wyll & halsin too?
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>>569406256
As long as it's not my wife I don't care
>Do yall ship wyll & halsin too?
eww faggot
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>>569406756
I ship Halsin and Astarion tho
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AYO. U WYBOIS BE ASKIN, WHY DIS CRAZEE NIGGA STEEL ALL DIS GOLD AND SHEEEEIT. I BE TELLIN U CRACKA ASS HONKEES RITE NOW. DAS RITE. I DO IT 2 MAKE DA NUMBA GO UP. ALL DA TOWN BICICELS R IN MY APPARTMENT. SOON ALL DA GOLD IN MY CHEST.
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>>569409824
You gon enrich the communities with them programz, right cuh?
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...
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>>569411357
AYO. WYLL IS MUH FAVORITE NIGGA. I ROMANCE HIM EVRY TIME
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>>569408212
Stop being homophobic, chud
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Pool's closed due to Mindflayers with aids.
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>>569407360
my man
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>>569411550
I want to romance him, but I just can't. His personality is just... severely lacking in melanin.

>>569411448
What are you ellipsising for, you cringe little nerd?
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>>569413140
HE JUS A KWIET ASS NIGGA HOO LIKS 2 BOTTOM
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Shaddy...
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>>569412950
Only in my dreams -_-
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i'm just a cat and he's my catnip dealer
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Question of the day: Was baldur's gate 3 such a good experience you intend on buying the bg1 & 2? How do you feel about the dnd world? Do you think that they'll keep the combat turn based? Do you want it to play & feel like bg3? Are you more excited for bg2 or bg1's remake?
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>>569421476
>on buying the bg1 & 2 remakes*
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>>569417683
based
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I wanna play Divinity now
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>>569396331
The wizard dip is unnecessary. The best wizard spell you're missing for a full on lightning blaster is Chain Lightning but if you are truly lightning maxxing you'll want to wield Markoheshkir which will give you a free cast of Chain Lightning every short rest and it's even better than the normal spell because it can be twinned while the normal spell can't.
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>>569424446
it took 6 years to make bg3, larian wanna release games faster but make them bigger, the best way to do that is to market it the bg3 way: huge trailer followed by an early access 6 month afterward, you let it stew and squash bugs, and see what the community likes & dislikes, wait a year or two and voila, here's the next game of the year and worthy baldur's gate 3 sequel

let them cook
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>>569421476
>Was baldur's gate 3 such a good experience
Yes
>you intend on buying the bg1 & 2 remakes?
No
>How do you feel about the dnd world?
The setting is called Forgotten Realms, and it's dogshit compared to Greyhawk or any of the other settings they've made. For some reason, WotC has obsessed over it for 5e
>Do you think that they'll keep the combat turn based? Do you want it to play & feel like bg3? Are you more excited for bg2 or bg1's remake?
I think they'll CHANGE the combat to turn-based (derogatory.) No, it should play like the originals, including system. No.
Respectively.
I have 0 faith in a remake of BG1&2. The games play just fine now, and are full of content that WotC + their leddit customers think is "icky"
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Question of the day: do we support a slow burn toxic yaoi between >>569421476 and >>569391228 ?
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>>569396331
>My build will be 9 sorc/ 2 temp cleric/ 1 wizard is that the best?
that was my build as well, it's great

I took Alert for my feat, you really want to go first in this game
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>>569425464
yuck, ick even, replace muscles by fat and you get my answer
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Gale!? Is that magic in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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>>569426187
let’s not talk about their looks
don’t you feel that vibe? that tension? They flirt with each other in every thread
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>>569427897
How does she not dry out eating salty foods?
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>Gale (Shepherd druid, 5e subclass) summon pre-combat, drops a totem and then transforms into an Owlbear
>Shadowheart (Forge Cleric, 5e subclass) with Heavy Armor Master warding bonds Gale and just facetanks everything with him
>Gale is now an unkillable juggernaut backed up by his own party
>Lae'zel and Durge Frost Sorcerer sit in the back mopping everything up
The strategy has at last come online
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rizz tier list
gortash>raphael>rolan>regular joe >>>astarion>>>>>>>>>gale>wyll>>>>>>>>>>halsin
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4got da pic
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>Not 15 minutes into Act 2
Marcus? NO! How could you? .......um.....who the fuck are you?
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Less than 24 hours to go huzzah
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Shadowcute loves everyon-
Oh...
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>>569429943
*smooch*
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>>569424446
Right there with you.

>>569424849
No cook, eat now!!
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I can't wait for more top-tier writing from Larian.
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>>569431617
This can't be an actual line of dialogue in the game, can it
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>>569432876
Will we see such touching moments in Divinity: BG4?
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>>569431617
I hope they take some cues from the gravitas of the originals.
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What are the best sexy casual clothes for ladies in the game and where to find them?
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>>569434430
They're all in act 3, I'm afraid
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Angelic_Scion_Outfit
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Elegant_Robe
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Bright_Flare_Leather_Outfit
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Backless_Extravaganza
The only other sexual casual clothes are the shit the female companions already come with
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What was his problem?
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>>569424446
>>569424849
>>569432876
>>569433078
>>569433185
Worthless off-topic garbage. But somehow the Lae'zel posters are the issue.
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>>569396821
you have all of that though. read my post. you still get thief with the 6/3/1/2 split
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>>569435279
Why are you trying to pick a fight where there is none?
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>>569434769
He hasn't been a problem since I killed him and the rest of the mushrooms.
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>>569435776
Shadowheart looks cute in chainmail. What are you building her as?
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>>569436037
She's a Cleric, Forge Domain (https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/cleric:forge) from a mod that adds more 5e subclasses to the game
Heavy Armor Master + Warding Bond with whoever needs it
She's basically just a tanky spellcaster who redirects tons of damage to her
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>>569435776
captain frog a cute
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In terms of damage and coolness, which is superior
Storm Sorcerer
or
Draconic Sorcerer
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>>569437623
>Damage
Fire Draconic Sorcerer who spams Scorching Ray with the Hat of Fire Acuity, Coolness factor is a 2/10 because it's kind of funny to follow it up with an unbreakable Extended Command
>Coolness
Storm Sorc because free flight is cool and you get a bunch of stuff to set up taking advantage of Wet
Special shoutout to Ice Draconic Sorc for twin-casting Ray of Frost and other ice spells over and over because you make the entire battlefield dangerous terrain + prone enemies constantly
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>>569434769
Spaw sat by and didn't help while Deugar destroyed his village. So this is one of those times the person does kind of have a problem.

>>569434430
Most of the pretty ones don't show up until act 3 as the other anon said, which is unfortunate.
This gives you all the camp clothes from the start.

https://mod.io/g/baldursgate3/m/all-camp-clothes-and-dyes#description

>>569434578
Don't forget the yoga pants one

https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Lionheart_Outfit

Shart has a version to steal and give to your waifu early on at least.
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>>569406256
Larian already talked about this. They wanted to do it but the concept was scrapped due to time constraints. IIRC Shadowheart would have been able to romance Lae'zel at least. Don't know about any other pairs.
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Lighting is 80% of attraction
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Did you know the game only lets you have stacks of 99,999 gold? You have to start a new stack if you get more. I'm disappointed. I wanted to see the numbers go up forever. Instead I get JRPG'd at 99,999.
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>Resolved the grove literally 6 hours of gametime ago
>only rested in the underdark
>finally rest on the surface
>TIEFLING PARTY YAAAAAY
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>>569440661
cute frog! (not the green one)
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>>569435776
Reminding others of the rules that are broken daily by the parasite and its enablers is not "picking a fight." Being consistent about principles is not a "bit" or exhibiting "schizophrenia," as you suggested in the previous thread. Whether you are being disingenuous with your choice of words or merely careless is not relevant, but words have meanings.

>>569438145
Storm Sorcerer's flight is not free. It costs a Bonus Action, which means it competes with a twinned or quickened spell. The popular Storm Sorcerer/Tempest Cleric multiclass shouldn't even need to reposition because they can just wear heavy armor. Draconic Sorcerer's flight is actually free, spending only the movement resource, although it is only unlocked at level 11.
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>>569440661
Tieflings...
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>One down. Billions live.
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>>569440843
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SLUT
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>>569441335
I straight up told her I had no memories of my life and she says this
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Down down down
By the river
End of blogposting
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>>569442382
BASED LIZARD BRO
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Is there any benefit or cool interaction for Act 3 if you stab the lesbian angel or does it just nuke everyone and you get a cool piece of gear and thats it.
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>>569421476
>Was baldur's gate 3 such a good experience you intend on buying the bg1 & 2?
Yeah I've thought about giving 1 and 2 a shot.
>How do you feel about the dnd world?
I always ignored it because it seemed like a thing for geeks and losers.
Now I'm a little more interested in the world and am curious to see what they do next with the setting.
>Do you think that they'll keep the combat turn based? Do you want it to play & feel like bg3? I can't say because I haven't played them. The gameplay could be better or worse, won't know unless I try them.
>Are you more excited for bg2 or bg1's remake?
I don't have any strong feelings about remakes. As long as the original fans of those games love them I guess I'd be excited.
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>>569442927
Yeah there's a cool interaction
You can no longer do a quest :)
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>>569442382
What a shitty pairing
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>>569445602
That's not Shadowheart and Karlach
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bg3 does a good job of showing even people from the most vile backgrounds can be good people too

>a Sharran
>a Drow
>a Black man
>a Githyanki
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>>569425592
Your tav looks quite handsome, like a young snape
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>>569396191
I would like to suck your tav's bbc ngl
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Avoiding homo companions
>Wyll
very easy, his approval is easy to raise but just don't flirt with him at the party he's practically straight
>Astarion
pretty easy if you play a good character since he won't even like you, but you also get obvious options to tell him to back off
>Gale
Medium-hard, it's a bit harder to discern the flags and you have to be a bit of a dick, but eventually you are just friends if not slightly homo erotic.
>Halsin
Very hard, the horny bastard will take chatting at a party as "caring for him like a lover" and he'll stay thinking he's involved with you (and your actual romance) until Act 3 when one night he'll want to fuck and you can finally tell him he's delusional, just don't talk him
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>>569453857
Just decline their advances you twinkletoes closet-case
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>>569454307
>hey, want to learn some magic?
>aww sweet maybe I can use that magic in my battles
>cuts to gay picnic scene
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>>569453857
Closeted giga bottom sissy, the thread
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Boo and Jaheira are doing what?!!!
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>>569451839
>snape
not the first time someone says this
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>>569434769
he's a chuddy mushroom

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