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Yay new thread! Will it be more active now? With questions to answer?
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How do I make my gf understand I don't prefer blondes, I simply dated one for a while
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I'm horny!
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How do I tell this girl that I want to fuck without making it seem like it’s the only thing I want from her?
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>>34296533
M or F
Should a woman change her last name to the husband's when they get married?

If not, which last name should the child have?
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If you aren't gambling in between your PUBG drops, what are you even doing??
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>>34296549
>I want to fuck you until the bed becomes a water slide, but I want to have pizza with you after and cuddle.
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>>34296551
M
yes
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>>34296551
>Should a woman change her last name to the husband's when they get married?

M

They should certainly change it to either one of their families last names. But it should only be one. It shows solidarity in the new family unit.
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>>34296551
M
I agree with the previous anon that at least one half of the marriage should do it. I would prefer my wife take my name than vice versa.
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>>34296543
The logical answer is that you're dating her now because you prefer her over your ex. But she is experiencing women emotions. It's not about the hair. It's about her feeling like you're settling for her. That you're disappointed in what she looks like. Those are the insecurities you're dealing with.
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>>34296552
Other stuff
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>>34296551
I kept my last name. We'll give the kids my husband's last name. I've considered changing my own name when we have kids. Maybe change my last name to his. Or put his name as my middle name.
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>>34296563
Shut the fuck up.
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>>34296565
So when you're introduced, is it as Mr. and Mrs. X, Mr. X and Miss Y, or Mr. X and Mrs. Y?
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ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED
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>Need to drink skyrockets once friday hits
I don't know if I should go buy some or not.
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>>34296551
M
Yes or I'm not getting married, none of this gay hyphenated shit either, I'm also not taking her last name.
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>>34296553
Reasonable enough. Idk how she feels about me. She seemed hesitant at first but there seemed to be a very positive shift in her mood the more we talked but I could be looking into it too much
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>>34296551
F
I don't really care either way. I would say that it makes most sense to change your name based off the social standing of your partner (As in, if you're marrying into a rich family, you should take the surname of that rich family regardless of sex).
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>>34296573
Fuck it I'm gonna go buy 2 pints and I'll just carry over what calorie surplus I have to tomorrow.
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>>34296585
Why should a partner take the richer partners last name?
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>>34296551
M
If we have become so progressive that I basically mean nothing and I have to go through the shitshow that is the local dating market just to get a woman who is so embarrassed of me that she refuses to take my last name, then I'm just going to import a woman who will, I'll also leave the west as well because obviously men are going to have literally nothing left at this point.
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>>34296571
I'm on the USA west coast and people mostly just go by their first names here. If we did go by last names yeah I guess we'd say Mr. X and Mrs. Y. If someone addressed me by "Mrs. X" I would respond. I think it's happened at doctors appointments of his I attended.
We sometimes get mail that says Anon and Femanon X and I don't mind. I'd imagine that it'd come up more often with kids. I view it as being no different than having a nickname.
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>>34296587
Because it just makes more sense. If you're marrying into a royal family, it only makes sense to take that royal family's name does it not?
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Another day of hopelessness
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>>34296589
>west coast
Why would you possibly want to live in CA?
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>>34296590
>sense to take that royal family's name does it not?
Yeah, but I do feel like there is some difference between a Rich family and a Royal family. With the rich family I feel like they are buying me into taking their last name. With a royal family id take the last name because of the prestige.

Like imagine taking Musk as a last name. Sure, you are rich but everyone hates you. IF I had to marry him it doesn't matter how much money he has.
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Help, I'm developing an addiction to wallowing in the depths of despair and imagining a hand reaching down to save me..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

Playing this video on repeat is like an emotional goon sesh for me now.
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>>34296551
>Should a woman change her last name to the husband's when they get married?
Depends on their culture and, ultimately, what they want to do. I will change it because it is important to my husband, but it has never been expected of me in my culture or important to me.

>If not, which last name should the child have?
Depends on their culture and, ultimately, what they want to do. Father or mother, or both can be fine. I have my father's, I'd want to give my kids their father's.
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>>34296594
I'm not. I'm in Pacific NW
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Women, are you done being a good girl and starting your hoe phase?
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>>34296600
>Seattle
>Portland
Hell on Earth.
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>>34296601
No. I behave the way I do because it is important to mea and makes me feel good with myself.
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>>34296551
M
They should both have whoever has the cooler last name. I was totally willing to take a woman's last name, but the woman I ended up marrying had a really mundane last name, and that's literally the reason we went with mine.
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>>34296601
I hate reading posts like this because it never occurs to the men they like are lying to them for hook ups or aren't going to wait around what you gave away easily four years ago. You can't just say "Oh yeah I had tons of sex 4 years ago but now I'm withholding for a relationship" that only works if you're a virgin. All men here is "You aren't good enough for me to want to have sex with you" and they walk. The traditional men you lost long ago.
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>>34296601
>Never had a boyfriend
>has had sex
>I'm entering my hoe phase
Bitch you're already a hoe.
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>>34296609
>because it never occurs to the men
because it never occurs to them that men*
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>>34296601
>acting a certain way for a certain payoff
>payoff is not yielded
I see the problem
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Anyone ever dated someone who was constantly trying to reinvent him/herself in their 30s? Is trying to be a source of stability in their life a bad idea?

I've been dating this girl for a little over half a year who's really sweet and warm, except her life is kind of a mess. But instead of trying to fix it, she seems like she's always tried/trying to distract herself with travel or new hobbies or short term life changes that never really pan out. And I like her and think the things she does are cute and I love experiencing new things with her, but part of me worries I'm also just going to end up being some short term distraction too and one day she'll just decide she's bored of me, or that she'll want to move across the country when I don't want to. Also I think it's a bit pathetic - not that my life is perfect, but she's in her 30s with no savings, a dead-end job, and doesn't really seem to have any passion besides going out and spending money on some new "calling" that lasts a few weeks tops.

I'm pretty sure I came up with my own answer just typing that out, but how do I even bring this up to her? Or are we just fundamentally incompatible?
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Fell in love again award
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>>34296609
>"I used to be a prostitute but not anymore. Now I've been re-baptized and I'm waiting for marriage"
I know she isn't saying that but its essentially the same thought process on a less extreme scale and she wonders why she isn't doing well. I wonder if she actually advertises it or brings it up during dates.
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>>34296551
M
I don't really care but it's nice if she does
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>>34296609
>>34296610
>have sex a couple of times when you're 17
>get called a hoe
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>>34296604
I'm not in the city. The forest is comfy
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>>34296609
We don't know that she had "lots of sex", and we don't know what she told them.

It's also not that big of a deal to date without sex when you're not virgin.
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>>34296601
If this is a woman parodying "nice guys" who whine about how women only award abuse chads, I give this post a 10/10.
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Ok I’m leaving again this place makes me angry
Have a good weekend anonyas
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>>34296551
M
I think so. My gf actually wants to change her first name too, she's never liked it and you're able to change your first name with marriage too.
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>>34296615
>but how do I even bring this up to her? Or are we just fundamentally incompatible?

That's the neat part you don't. If you want to have a good dating experience, you have to love her unconditionally. Which it sounds like you don't think you could do. Which is fine. Just recognize the parts of her you like and look for someone who has that drive and discipline.
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>>34296626
Have a good weekend.
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WHERE MY OLDFAGS AT??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw
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>>34296621
Yes
Not my fault her parents didn't teach her how the world works.
>>34296609
true
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>>34296622
How does it compare to forest where you're from?
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>>34296632
nta
So if a guy has sex a few times when he's 17 is he a manwhore? I just wanna know if you're a trad type or a hypocrite.
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>>34296635
Yes, but manwhores get rewarded, so men want to be manwhores.
There isn't a single woman ever that valued a man's chastity.
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>>34296636
Clearly regular whores also get rewarded given how much men in these threads whine about "low value women" still getting boyfriends/husbands.
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>>34296636
>manwhores get rewarded
So do promiscuous women.

>There isn't a single woman ever that valued a man's chastity.
That's not true. When I was virgin I only wanted to date a virgin.
Even when I wasn't I wanted a guy who didn't have casual sex.
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Would you meet up with me in the year 2000, femanon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus
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>>34296634
Where I'm from? I grew up here
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>>34296623
>It's also not that big of a deal to date without sex when you're not virgin.
Then why is she getting ghosted?
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Is tequila allowed into Agartha? I really like how I feel right now
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>>34296629
Yeah I figured while typing it out that we're not going to work out long term. I want stability and thought I could be her stability, but she's clearly not looking for that. Sucks because she's a really sweet girl, but I'll just have to tell her that next time I see her. Thanks, anon.
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>>34296644
NTA,

It is cause she's trying to pass herself off like she is a high-value woman. While in reality she is just lying to herself. If you give something to one group of men but not another it makes men feel like you are holding a double standard.
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How can you not love her?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qvCp9qr1Apo
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>>34296644
I don't know, I don't know her or the guys she dates. She probably is making mistakes in selecting the men she goes out with.

I've done it and it's not that big of a deal.
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>>34296638
Because men have to cope that the woman they cuddle with every night use to have another man's cum on her face so they just bury their feelings deep down.

>>34296639
>When I was virgin I only wanted to date a virgin.
Ok, if you never lost your virginity and you met your current guy, would you refuse to date him?
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>>34296596
>>34296533

Dang, what a good episode
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>>34296646
>I want stability and thought I could be her stability
Please get out of the hero-saving complex. I know because we are guys that being the provider is in our nature. However, there is a difference between providing for your wife and thinking you can fix her issues. I say this because I did the same shit with my exs. It isn't healthy.
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>>34296648
Stop posting photos and videos of my wife
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>>34296650
>Ok, if you never lost your virginity and you met your current guy, would you refuse to date him?
No, I'd be in my 30s and clearly someone profoundly undesirable if I didn't manage to date at all for almost 20 years.
It'd be retarded to pass up a chance to date someone I find really attractive and overall a good person over it, especially because attractive virgins my age don't exist.
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>>34296647
I know that's my point, no one wants to be told "I banked on the fact you are low value so I would have to do less" regardless if you are a man or a woman.
>>34296649
>it's not that big of a deal.
It's not but you can see how it gets tiring when women complain that the 7 ft tall felon who have 7 kids and doesn't pay child support ghosted you which means all men are evil.
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>>34296638
>>34296636
>people who are outgoing and determined to get sex tend to get a lot of sex/partners for said sex
what a shock
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>>34296655
>I'd be in my 30s and clearly someone profoundly undesirable if I didn't manage to date at all for almost 20 years.
I'm asking about when you met him if you were a virgin, not the you now.
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>>34296650
>Because men have to cope that the woman they cuddle with every night use to have another man's cum on her face so they just bury their feelings deep down.
In other words, men are so pathetic that they'll date women they don't like rather than continue to be single.
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>>34296659
being hardwired to want intimate affection from another human isnt pathetic, its biology
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>see this
>haha that's funny
>check profile
>bot
It begins....
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>>34296661
There's a whole 4chan-like website where only bots other people host post and people place bets on them and rate the AI's responses and shit. I wouldn't go to it because the website is extremely insecure and you could easily get hacked but I like the idea of having a "4chan arena" where people send their waifus in to shitpost on each other.
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>>34296656
That's not the case here tho. She's saying that men say they want someone with low body count but don't date like they do, which is fair criticism.

>>34296658
Yeah, same answer. We met as adults. I feel like past your early 20s it's hard to expect your partner to be virgin if you want to date someone normal, especially if you also wish for them to be reasonably good looking.

As a teenager you can still get away with it as an expectation, as an adult especially if you're not heavily religious it's not something reasonable.
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Gender
Go to your step counter app, how many steps you walked this month so far?
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>>34296665
No thanks, I'm straight.
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>>34296665
About 250k. I do around 8k a day and I had 4 days when I walked 20k steps.
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>>34296654
YOUR wife?
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>>34296656
Well if we are still talking about the reddit post. I was under the impression it wasn't that the men wanted to do less because she had sex. It was more that they were willing to do stuff if they had sex. Which seems to be pretty common thing among men. But yeah men will also just put less effort into low-value woman. Which makes sense in general.
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>>34296664
>She's saying that men say they want someone with low body count but don't date like they do,
Again, seems like she is bad at filtering and she is blaming the selection rather than the selector. Men aren't like women, we aren't lying to you when we say we want low body counts for social media clout or to seem like a good person. We actually mean it.
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>>34296663
This sounds rad as fuck. We really needed something like this.
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>>34296653
Not sure I'd call it a savior complex as much as thinking I could fill in a gap in her life like she did for me. I'm open to new experiences but I don't seek them out often, and that's what I liked about her. So I thought I could be the voice of reason in her life the same way she was the voice of spontaneity in my life. But I'm pretty sure she doesn't want that, she was never open to it, and I was just projecting myself onto her.
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>>34296665
500k
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>>34296632
You are misusing the wifejak meme
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>>34296671
I agree that she carries some responsibility for the men she chooses to date, but a lot of men are like that.

You may say you aren't lying to us about wanting low body count, but a lot of you will have casual sex or at least try to have it, will try to have sex before you have a relationship, will get upset and call women frigid for not fucking them, etc.
It's not rare at all and I've seen it first hand while dating with basic standards.
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>>34296551
M
We’re thinking of inventing a new name actually
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>>34296671
I think women get confused because there are guys who are out there just to fuck and ghost and they are well put together enough that they can get away with it and they have been doing it long enough that women believe them when they lie. They really poison the well for all regular men but I've tried to talk sense to women in the post before and they aren't very receptive to being the ones who are at fault and at the same time they are venting so I don't really know what to do but sit and watch from the sidelines and what them make the same mistakes over and over again.
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i bet if you faggots had to post your dick size, height, BMI and faces you wouldnt feel half as confident talking down to eachother. bunch of projecting fucking browns you are
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>>34296676
>a lot of you
I actively don't date. Dating for men incentives you into being a bad person because women reward that kind of behavior. I wasn't liking the person I was becoming so I swore off dating in my mid-20s. The only people left dating, at least male wise, aren't really the greatest people.
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>>34296679
7"
6'2"
20.5

>face
glow harder
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females

why do you do things to deliberately get guys to look at your butts and boobs and then farm validation from it when you really don't even want anything to do with that person
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>>34296682
Don't reply to ENTJ posts
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"He's the weirdest person I've ever met" is what i heard from a mutual friend after a first date with this girl. Should I be insulted?
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>>34296681
If you sincerely believe that all men who date women are evil, then it's not her ability as a selector but the selection available that sucks.
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>>34296665
M
It's too varied. On work days since I'm in the office, maybe 3k steps, but just a Saturday could be anywhere from 10-20k steps. I only got a smartwatch last year but my all time record since I got it was 37k steps in a day (don't recall what I must've done that day but I'm guessing I went hiking).
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>>34296684
How do you know that wasn't ENTJ replying to himself because no one does?
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>>34296679
F
5'3
20.0
I'm not doxing myself so no face pics. Don't know about bra size, but my boobs are pretty small so I'd probably have a 4 inch penis if I were male.
>>34296683
Oh look it's this kind of post again. I have a naturally big ass, and I'll be thirsted at no matter how conservatively I dress. Men who do the "Stop dressing like sluts" spiel are liars.
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If you don't like modern 4K, then what is your point???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K17df81RL9Y
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>>34296686
>If you sincerely believe that all men who date women are evil
I didn't say that and if this is gonna be a "who is worse" fight, we can stop talking here. I merely told you my opinion that stems from my experience, if you're going to try to put me into a box to further some sort of gender war narrative then I'm done talking to you and have a great weekend.
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>>34296685
if she agrees to a second date then no
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>>34296689
>I'd probably have a 4 inch penis if I were male.
I could never respect a woman who wouldn't have a big cock if she were a guy.
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>>34296685
I'm a bad person to ask I get called weird all the time to the point that its starting to become a compliment.
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>>34296685
Why did she say that
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>>34296691
>I didn't say that
You said "the only (men) left dating are not the greatest people".
I'm not trying to have a who is worse fight, I'm just saying that if you believe that the men who are available to women are bad it makes no sense to blame the girl for dating shitty men - they're the only men we can have, according to you.
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Why do I always have to feel so sick
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>>34296689
>but my boobs are pretty small so I'd probably have a 4 inch penis if I were male.
I don't think boobs-to-penis is an accurate comparison. How about... how roast is your beef? The roastier the beef, the bigger the balls you'd have as a man.
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>>34296697
Not taking care of yourself.
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I pretended to be this way two years ago already.
And it worked this year too. lol
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>>34296696
I never said "evil" you purposefully just stuffed words in my mouth to then topple a strawman and to lay the blame at men when in reality its shit men feeding into shit women feeding into shit men feeding into shit women. And if you aren't a shit person and you wade into those waters and swim long enough you become shit too,.
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>>34296685
Weird isn't bad, being called creepy would be bad. Some girls really like weird and mean it in a good way, but creepy is never a good thing.
An ex said it was weird how I had a teddy bear but she practically stole that little guy every time she came over.
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>>34296696
>they're the only men we can have, according to you.
you could always just not date?
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>>34296700
What way
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Need a femanon who won't judge me for liking NKOTB
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>>34296689
answer the question or stfu

i'm not talking about what you wear

i'm talking about deliberately wearing the skimpiest shit you can get away with and the blatantly putting yourself in situations and doing things that could have no other reason than getting a guy to look at you butt or boobs

you don't rush in front of a dude while in yoga pants only to match his pace, then start strutting and talking to him, makin sure to periodically check for his gaze unless the gaze is the goal

don't give me this 'teehee i always pull my hoodie up over my head to show my boobs popping out of my undershirt while talking to everyone, silly! don't be a perv' BULLSHIT

fucking cunt
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I have such bad scarring on my chin and cheek from the breakouts. Not even when I scraped my face on concrete did I scar but it just had to scar from a pimple. Damn
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>>34296706
>i'm talking about deliberately wearing the skimpiest shit you can get away with and the blatantly putting yourself in situations and doing things that could have no other reason than getting a guy to look at you butt or boobs
Yeah this is the strawman I'm talking about. Hell you're the kind of retard who thinks yoga pants are slutty, which again proves my point that this isn't about skimpy clothes at all, and it's about the fact that some men can't control their hormones at all.
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HOLY SHIT FUCKING I LOVE QUEEN JUST SO FUCKING MUCH LOL
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>>34296701
I think the Amish have it right where young men and women select who they want to date based off of looks and shared time together then both Father's from both families have to sign off on it. It isn't arranged marriage but it also isn't "just do whatever" I think its a fair middle ground, if a little extreme.
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youd think with how undesirable small tits/penises are we'd have selected against them by now tbqh
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>>34296709
>strawman
lmfao

yea, dodge accountability like always, lying cunt

not going to make your dad magically love you
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>>34296709
>thinks yoga pants are slutty
NTA but I'm sorry what?

If something is skintight I think that we can safely put it in the slutty category. It doesn't matter what sort of material it is.
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>>34296713
>Ignores my entire post to do "MUH ACCOUNTABILITY" and talk about my dad
Why should I take you seriously?
>>34296714
Nah I think what kind of material something is made out of matters, especially if it's pants that cover the entire lower area.
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>>34296664
>She's saying that men say they want someone with low body count but don't date like they do, which is fair criticism.
If you're going to date a whore you might as well date a whore that knows how to fuck
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lonely and horny
and it’s friday
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>>34296712
You have terminal internet brain. You have consumed too much anime, too much vidya, and too much 4chan.

Nobody in the real world after age 25 finds a woman undesirable over a small chest.
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>>34296716
look

maybe you're an ugly asocial fucking bitch

but you're probably just lying

because even if you don't do the thing i'm posting about, you've definitely seen other women do it

it's a thing

and to pretend it's not is just stupid, like we can't smell your bullshit through the screen
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>>34296712
Sometimes it’s a recessive gene. No one in my family has small boobs except me. Or maybe I have some kind of hormonal issue, idk
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>>34296716
>especially if it's pants that cover the entire lower area.

Okay I don't think my point made it across super well. Let me try a different way.

1. People look at other peoples clothes IRL.
2. If your clothes are skin tight then by looking at your clothes we are staring at your body.
3. Lastly LuLuLemon and companies like it were shown to be making yoga pants to stare at womens asses. So the entire point of the clothing is that.
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>>34296659
>In other words, men are so pathetic that they'll date women they don't like rather than continue to be single
Women know having a high body count is undesirable, so they encourage women to fuck as many guys as possible so men have less and less options to date non whores
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>>34296720
>Nobody in the real world after age 25 finds a woman undesirable over a small chest.
>only corrects one
ok so the point still stands just on one gender
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>>34296729
Men love dating whores stop lying
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>>34296732
reprobate men destined for hell, sure

but even then it's fleeting

it's miserable being around whores every moment you're not fucking them and you know it
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Really ladies? Over a voice?
How do I make my voice deeper
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>>34296732
>Men love dating whores stop lying
Men love fucking whores.
Dating is just a way to get easy access to pussy.
They only love them if they reach 28 and still don't have a girlfriend, so they cope with loving another man's used goods.
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>>34296731
The genes for small penises will have less reproductive success in every generation thanks to pressures against their expression in men, but they will never go away completely because there is no reproductive penalty for women carrying those same genes.
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>>34296735
What's funny is everyone else bitched about how his fans are to blame for making some fake image in their head of how he looked but at the same time that faggot was using some e-boy avatar everywhere and just propagated that idea. Also all he had to do was lose weight, the main issue was that he was fat and had long greasy hair.
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>>34296735
Then his face was shown and every woman got the ick
Face>Voice
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>>34296735
>they are all fat and ugly white women that are 30+
I wouldn't be complaining, give that man a medal of honor for preoccupying them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

HOW IBBBBBBIZRRASSSE????
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>>34296735
His face reveal ended his career like 10 months ago didn't it?
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I should buy a sword
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>>34296747
Yes, no hesitation.
What kind of sword
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>>34296747
>named sword
>from GoTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIB0b49eEtg
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>>34296735
I hate how true this is.
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>>34296741
He was a fat guy with long greasy hair, that would give any woman the ick.
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>>34296748
a longsword
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Hi guys I have a question
Uh would having sex with a escort get rid of my fear of talking to women?
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>>34296755
Probably not but it would give you the guilt of paying for sex if that is what you want?
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>>34296745
Anon it was 3 years ago.
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>>34296755
Unlikely. My best tip is to jack off before going on a date or being somewhere with a lot of women, it puts you into a "who cares" state of mind.
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>>34296754
What kind of longsword?
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She finally replied to me yesterday bros. Somehow I'm way more relaxed and happier. The day where I will ask her out to go to a coffee or go to somewhere is coming. I hope I will bring good news by that day.

I'm gonna choose hope.
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How do I find a girl who wants to marry me
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>>34296749
I named my car so I will name my sword
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men, i want you to know that when you go to a strip club and a stripper is toppless in a thing and asking you if you want a dance, she's NOT! N.O.T.! trying to get your attention

she has to dress like that at work

she's working

leave her alone, perv
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>>34296756
....no, I supposed I don't like that idea in my head but I need a gf. Or sex. Or both.
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>>34296758
It was a slow decline. He stopped posting videos 5 years ago and then ceased making music about 3 years ago.
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>>34296755
No, but you can always pay an escort to talk with you until you get better at talking.
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>>34296741
I have a decent face (Chatgpt rates me a consistent 8-8.5) but it's not called optimizzing is it it's called maxxing
I have a decent voice, I can hit baritone and some bass notes but for some reason my beta ass subconscious makes it higher when I'm speaking to someone
>>34296740
>>34296745
I didn't know he even did a face reveal. I don't follow this shit and only reason I know about him is his song thing
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>>34296763
You're getting cuntier by the second.
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>>34296764
not my problem, she can find employment somewhere else if she doesnt like it
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>>34296764
Nobody under the age of 50 goes to strip clubs, that's a boomer thing. Internet porn and parasocial OF whores have made strip clubs obsolete.
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>>34296755
Look up exposure therapy
Nothing will fix your fear of talking to women except talking to women, women in a non paying, non performative context
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>>34296747
Buy this one, it looks cool as fuck

https://youtu.be/JEASl6vRAsw
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>>34296755
Are you comfortable with hiding and lying about fucking an escort for the rest of your life? If yes then maybe, probably not though.
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>>34296763
Only time you should name your sword is after a great feat you've done or if you are gifting a sword to someone else. You never name your own sword because eventually it will dull or break and you just get a new one.
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>>34296760
just a regular longsword. instagram recommended me a blacksmits page who makes beautiful swords and im in impulsive buy type of mood right now
>>34296769
sounds like something someone swordless would say
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>>34296768
>I know about him is his song thing
huh?
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>>34296768
>I didn't know he even did a face reveal.
Technically he didn't, it got leaked and it caused an online meltdown. Some people that knew him IRL connected the dots and there was some info doc about how he got found. He's revealed he lives with his mom and started going outside in COVID masks to hide his appearance and started being afraid of leaving the house at all eventually.

Who knows what he's up to now, hopefully he got a gym membership and realized having a fake avatar of himself looking hotter than he really is wasn't a good idea.
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>>34296772
>Nobody under the age of 50 goes to strip clubs
xmfd

must suck being so sheltered, thinking you've seen it all on the internet
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>>34296782
>and realized having a fake avatar of himself looking hotter than he really is wasn't a good idea.
women actually believe this
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>>34296783
Okay unc.
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>>34296772
It is almost sad how true that is. There was an article a few months ago that talked about strippers having to go work at Hooters. It doesn't sound like a good time to be a stripper.
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>>34296764
there's onlyfans leaks readily available, why the fuck would you go to a stripclub with some mid beckies working
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>>34296735
>lost his entire career over being exposed for being chopped as fuck
Anon, face is all that matters. Tale as old as time.
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>>34296683
It only counts if I find him attractive enough to potentially have sex with. >>34296665
F
I play pikmin bloom so not exactly. I don't have a count for the month but I got my 10k in today. My record is 47k.
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>>34296784
I'm not a woman, I'm just saying that he should be ugly and proud, because going along with the assumption he was some cute e-boy was never going to work in the longterm.
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>>34296755
no.
if anything it'll make you more depressed and alienated from yourself.
trust me when i say that sex with a escort when what you really want is a loving relationship is one of the worst things you can do to yourself (alongside contributing to the abuse of someone who may not actually enjoy or choose to be a hooker).
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>>34296788
>doesn't know the difference between the touch of a woman and a download

dude if you're a virgin get in church, it's not too late for you
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>>34296793
Nah I think he should have compartmentalized his persona and realized that it was all fake and gay but he didn't.
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>>34296795
Im not a virgin but
>dude just go to a club to be blueballed by mids
sounds like fun, yeah sure
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>>34296795
Touch? Buy an escort.
Want to just look? OnlyFans.

Stripjoints are for old people.
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>>34296794
Its not fair. Its not my fault I got bullied and became a social outcast during one of the most biggest milestones of my life which resulted in stunted mental growth. What a shitload of fuckitty fuck fuck!!!
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>>34296802
and hiring a prostitute wont fix that, it'll just make it worse.
my dick literally didn't work when i tried it and do you think it made my self esteem better ?
its sleazy and disgusting and dehumanising.
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>>34296735
I like to see that women who get tattoos of men is still a huge red flag that they are insane, especially if its a youtuber they've never seen before. Some things never change.
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What does it mean when a woman doesn't use text in messaging but only reaction emojis to your messages, I would assume they don't want to have conversations yet they still send videos and images to me to let me know they exist. I have known them for a decade now, it wasn't always like this but took a break in contact for a few months.
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foids do you fake your face with makeup?
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>>34296814
she looks so much better with no makeup on. its so sad to see how women ruin themselves when they look so much nicer without it.
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>>34296812
she's fishing for attention. They arent interested in talking to you though
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>>34296814
>It's another males seething about makeup episode
How long until the next tattoos argument?
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>>34296814
It is uncomfortable, I wear it for special events like church or someone's graduation
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>>34296817
Men will never find tattoos hot, sorry.
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>>34296814
She looks basically the same? The fuck?
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>>34296814
Nah I'm not good at it like that
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>>34296817
we can have the paternity tests or making noise when fucking discussion again
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>>34296819
Oh god I didn't even say anything about tattoos. The fact that there are women with tattoos who get into relationships clearly proves you wrong though.
>>34296820
Males love to virtue signal about how much they love "natural women" and hate makeup, but women know they're full of shit.
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>>34296573
I’m running on fumes today and initially read this to mean that you’re craving some kind of drink called a Skyrocket, specifically on fridays
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Brutal trvke incoming, I repeat, brutal trvke incoming!
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>>34296824
>The fact that there are women with tattoos who get into relationships clearly proves you wrong though.
No one who doesn't like tattoos thinks this, of course there are men who like tattoos but they are a minority and usually part of a subculture, get with reality.
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>>34296824
>>34296828
Japan is thinking about banning tattoos and if they do I'm going to spend the rest of my life learning Japanese and killing myself at work to get there.
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>>34296826
So what should I teach my son, "There are some shallow women out there, so you need to spend all day seething about women"? I think I'm just gonna teach my son to see women as human beings and not potential romance/fuck partners.
>>34296828
>of course there are men who like tattoos
Thank you for conceding that. I don't give a shit about the rest of your post.
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>>34296816
What is the point of that? Just for attention? She has plenty of other avenues for that now, I'm not her sole source of attention any longer.
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>>34296832
nta
Could you link to me an article showing this? Because I can't find anything about a possible tattoo ban in Japan. I know tattoos have a cultural stigma due to their association with yakuza members, but that's nothing new.
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>>34296833
>I think I'm just gonna teach my son to see women as human beings and not potential romance/fuck partners.

NTA but that is just as much of a dis-service to your son as what the other person tweeted. Not teaching young boys how to interact with women as potential romantic relationships leaves them dis-advantaged when attempting to make that deeper connection.
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>>34296824
>Males love to virtue signal about how much they love "natural women" and hate makeup, but women know they're full of shit.
It's true though. My gf never wears makeup and looks great, same with my ex. I was actually put off when my ex wore makeup to certain events, it just looked wrong to me and made her less attractive to me.
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>>34296833
>So what should I teach my son, "There are some shallow women out there, so you need to spend all day seething about women"? I think I'm just gonna teach my son to see women as human beings and not potential romance/fuck partners.
I think you shouldn't have kids at all, and if you do they should be taken away by an arm of the state.
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>>34296839
>You can't make a deeper connection with someone if you see them as a human being and not as a potential romance/fuck partner
Why do men portray themselves as terrible as possible and then get mad that misandry exists?
>>34296842
Oh no, I want my sons to see women as human beings and not hate them because some women are shallow. How awful.
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>>34296833
>Thank you for conceding that
Good luck sifting through the minority of men who like it, sucks to be you lol.
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Does anyone else here not have children because they are gnostic and believe that having children is a karmic trap?
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>>34296844
I don't have any tattoos. I just thought you acting like your subjective opinion was fact was irritatingly smug. I don't like fatties, but I'm never going to say that no one likes fatties because chubby chasers do exsist.
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>>34296843
>You can't make a deeper connection with someone if you see them as a human being and not as a potential romance/fuck partner

I did not say that, nor did I allude to it in my initial post.

>Why do men portray themselves as terrible as possible and then get mad that misandry exists?

If teaching your children the correct and proper way of dealing with a woman is your excuse to hate men. Then I think you just hate men and are looking for any excuse to hate them more.
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>>34296617
With whom
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>>34296846
Nope, and I didn't even feel that way about child rearing when I was a "gnostic" either.
What does gnosticism even have to do with karma bro. You're just using gnosticism as a catch-all term for new age spirituality, it seems
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>>34296846
No
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>>34296850
All I said is that boys should be taught to see women as human beings and not as potential romance/fuck partners. Now I'm being told that I'm still fucking men up for life. So that makes me think "Are men just not capable of seeing women as human? Seems pretty misandrist to me" and I make a statement based off that which then makes you seethe.
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>>34296852
Humans are born with a divine spark and this world is a material prison. By having children your subjecting other beings to this prison.
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i am locked in on my runescape adventure

i made an rs3 main, an rs3 hardcore ironman, an rs3 competitive group ironman

an osrs main, an osrs hardcore ironman, an osrs hardcore group ironman, an osrs ultimate ironman.

yep, i'm thinking we're back.
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Women, would you date a man with a meter long penis of 5 kg, if you knew his penis was full of rare parasite?
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>cut my finger reaching into a box full of broken glass
Darwin award
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>>34296862
What's that got to do with karma?
Also, if I'm divine, how could the material realm possibly be a prison for me? I choose to wake up every day and keep existing here.
If I'm divine, so too will my children be, and they won't be prisoners either.

Have you actually read any of the foundational gnostic texts, also?
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>>34296848
Doesn't really change anything I've said but okay.
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Ok the comedown from alcohol is horrible. How do people do this on a regular basis? Are you supposed to stay drunk until you fall asleep?
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I should ruin her relationship out of jealousy
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>>34296882
Drink water.
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>>34296882
>Are you supposed to stay drunk until you fall asleep?
That is what most do, yes.
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>>34296879
I guess I would say I am more Manichaeist than Gnostic. Also yes, I have.
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>>34296882
Yes
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>>34296884
But then you can't sleep because you wake up with a full bladder. When will this madness end?
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>>34296890
You don't want to go to bed too dehydrated. That's how you get hangovers.
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>>34296882
>the after effects of literally poisoning your body is horrible
Who would've guessed
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Moids I'm so constipated. Could you give me an enema and help me out?
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>>34296846
No I don't have children because the future looks bleak and the best case scenario is that I spend 18-20 years raising them and then they'll become corporate wageslaves exploited for the rest of their lives.
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I just had a dream where I was the third wheel. I now feel miserable
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>>34296899
I could shove my hog up there and see if I can break it up in there.
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>>34296899
Ok bend over imma suck the shit out of you
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Is it a bad sign if women regularly say I'd make a good dad?
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>>34296899
I'll pass
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What types of dudes that would be ok with s no love marriage arrangement, no I don't want to pretend to love some guy or be interested in romance or touching him. Yes I already tried smex, it was gross. No I'm not just waiting for Chad my first bf was Chadlite. No I'm not interested in touching vag or mutilated gentials. Do asexual christian men exist? What groups have high numbers of guys that would be ok with this?
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>>34296912
Sure why not. Do you make decent money?
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>>34296912
No, men don't want to be your retirement plan unless you're willing to have sex with them. Deal with it.
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>>34296912
Just get a roommate and don't get married.
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>>34296665
M 449,887
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>>34296899
I would only do this for my wife, of which I currently have zero.
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>>34296552
Finding moid cards on the ground.
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>>34296927
>femanon is beating up children to steal their rare basketballjak cards
kek
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>>34296931
Don't be silly, she's not beating anyone up.
She's eating them.
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>>34296912
Gay men in the closet, one who is religious would be more common so that is a win for you.
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>>34296918
But then she isn't entitled to half the roomate's shit whenever she wants.
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>>34296931
Rare? I thought kyle was in the wall punching build?
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>>34296871
No. I would sell his penis.
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>>34296601
i'm done mentally being twelve and playing dating sims all day and ready to start my slightly cool teenager with niche taste in music and artistic tendencies phase?

i am in my mid twenties i'm just slow </3
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>>34296912
> asexual christian men exist
Me when I was in denial of being a lesbian woman
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>>34296927
>KYLE FLIPOWITSKI
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>>34296952
Do I get an elder pass for knowing who this polish wigga is
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>>34296907
Do you not want children?
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Femanons are having their guts rearranged by Chad *right now*
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>>34296970
What a wild Friday night. Me? I’m getting cozy in bed because all of my caturdays are busy. Do you have plans?
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If I start being mean instead of nice will that attract more women?
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>>34296977
Aggressively nice
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>>34296970
I am not, my guts are rearranging themselves.
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Where did everyone go?
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>>34296987
Sleepy cause I ate and drank too much. Maybe they're the same.
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>>34296987
I'm here. Watching. Waiting.
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>>34296990
Comiserating
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>>34296987
What do you want to talk about anon?
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>>34296995
Lets talk about our legal names, addresses, and full social security numbers. You go first! :3
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>>34296996
You're scarin' people
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>>34296987
Food coma hitting rn. There's a 90% chance I take a 45 minute nap
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hai foids, i got my meds today!!
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Femanons are out getting those big dicks tonight. My dick could never compare with those men they're flirting with rn.
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Know any good bedtime stories? I have a headache so imma head off soon.
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>>34297012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMGZP32vDsU
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>>34296846
i sympathize with the gnostic worldview to a degree, but the world being evil isn't a value judgment, and liberation is available to anyone that seeks it, they simply have to look. the root of all suffering is ignorance of God, and i would not raise ignorant children.
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>>34296912
> s no love marriage
> I already tried smex, it was gross
I haven't seen people write or even say something retarded like "smex" since the very late 00s and early 10s.
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>>34296987
Making beans and spam+ham
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she hates me
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Playing card games with Asians is one of the worst experiences in this life
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Women how fertile are you?
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>>34297022
Old maid or Yugioh? Switch to Digimon or something.
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>>34297014
Thanks anon. I’ll add that to my watch pile.
>>34297021
I love all who love cats.
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>>34297026
Dunno
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>>34297027
Yugioh. Every slant is a subhuman with 10 million foil cards playing tier0 decks in gold and will deliberately slow play when they’re winning and immediately scoop if they’re down 40/60 in odds
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>>34297026
Don’t know haven’t tried.
>>34297022
I want a full report on your tactics by tomorrow morning
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>>34297031
Switch to Digimon
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>>34297026
Enough
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>>34297034
Why? Seems retarded. I can always go back to magic and deal with green autists and red retards
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>>34297022
I wonder if they'll make card games on motorbikes real.
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For Women (biological)
Do you see men who commit suicide as weak or pathetic?
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>>34297040
Depends on the reason they commit suicide.
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Women secretly love their rapists
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How did acne leave more scars on my face than a whole scrape on my chin from concrete pleaseee someone explain why my body is so retarded
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>>34297022
why
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Femanons, are we girth girls or legnth girls?
Personally I prefer girth.
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>>34297040
No, I see them as mentally ill.
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>>34297047
Femanons are out getting length
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>>34297046
Because they have zero sense of whimsy and only play to win, full stop. They’re extremely sore losers and terrible winners and will act extremely autistic if you call them out on it. Really sick of the “bewildered blinking foreigner” schtick
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>>34297040
Doesn't really have an effect on my opinion of their weakness or pathetic-ness levels
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>>34297049
My ex hasn't seen my text from 4 hours ago yet I ain't getting shit today
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>>34297051
They do that blinking thing to each other. It's their version of like "like wtf"
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Anyone reading any books? I just finished A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick and now I'm on The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner.
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>>34297054
Asians would be hated a lot more if they didn’t pimp their women for good worldwide PR with white dudes
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>>34297055
I haven't read anything in a while.
I've read a scanner darkly but no Faulkner. Have fun.
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>>34297040
Simp niggas won't commit the ultimate act of freedom because they still afraid of women opinions my fucking sides
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Does your mom count as a foid?
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>watching youtube retard
>takes fucking 30 minutes to say something that takes 10 minutes to say
I don't know why I bother with youtube this shit is such a waste of time.
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>>34297062
>this nigga thinks it won't take some posters all day to form a single abstract thought
I love your enthusiasm but we are surrounded by dumb.
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>moid on hinge has pegging in his BIO
the moids are going absolutely insane
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>>34297062
Find better channels or start your own if you feel there is a gap in the market. Posting content online is the lowest risk to highest potential ROI in the world now.
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>>34297053
Well then call his ass and demand what is rightfully yours
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>>34297065
I mean honestly not a bad call. You know if someone matches with you that they are going to be matching your energy.
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>>34297029
Cats are awesome! I've managed to convince my mom that orange cats are not evil. My cat is so tame, nice, and he's surprisingly obedient. Most of the cats I've met do not like to follow people around but mine loves following my finger lol
>>34297055
>I just finished A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
That's one of my favorite books ever. The movie is pretty neat too if you wanna check it out. I haven't been reading much recently besides the occasional chapter of a computer science textbook. The last book I read was The Master and Margarita - which was very good. I think I'll be reading more Russian literature when I have more time
>The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
I swear we were supposed to read this in high school but never did. I'll have to check it out one of these days, I've heard a lot of good things about it
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>>34297055
I've been recommended A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick, have you read A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge? I've also been recommended that.
>>34297064
You're focusing on the retard part and not enough on the "takes forever to make his point" part.
>>34297066
Nah, youtubers seem miserable.
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>>34297067
>call your ex who's ignoring you. Surely that will get you dick.
No wonder you're here instead of getting some pussy.
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>>34297062
Uninstalling YouTube from my phone was a 10x life improvement. I only watch it now on my PC when I'm eating dinner or for music
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>>34297074
>No wonder you're here instead of getting some pussy.

It's almost like getting pussy isn't everything in the world. I don't want pussy right now. In fact I have an ex texting me now. But I'm ignoring her ass, unless she calls.
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>>34297076
While I tend to agree with video game nerds complaining that video games such, a lot of them are composing these fucking elaborate fucking speeches like its WW1 and I'm in the trenches. They wear out their welcome, repeat themselves constantly, and in the end you're left with a summary that was: "play games that you like." Thank god your here bro, I couldn't have thought that without you...
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>>34297072
What kind of youtubers do you watch? Also, everyone is miserable
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>>34297081
I played the demo to the Fire Emblem: Three Houses that I was hyped for and I found out I'm not really a fan of Dynasty Warriors anymore.
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>>34297080
What are you, 40
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>bro just do these various humiliation rituals to attract a mate who will always be looking to upgrade
>why? B-because if you don’t you’re an evil and bad person
What if I shoot myself in the head
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>>34297072
There is stutter and seethe everywhere if you touch grass.
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>>34297085
>What are you, 40
No, it is a reference to the initial comment I replied to.
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>>34297084
They are murdering turn based tactical games and I have no idea why, Unicorn Overlord was also "real time action tactics" when I'd much rather take turns and sit for fucking 30 minutes on my turn trying to think about what moves I should make than have to struggle to do L + B when I'm panicking and have a unit die because I fat thumbed the controller in the middle of thinking about strategy.
Either make the action so frenetic that no one really has time to think of a strategy and just reacts primarily or let me sit an think. If I want that kind of action I'd play an RTS.
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Men, post your favorite gooning toys
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>>34297091
I'm not posting my hand.
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>>34297091
My what now?
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>>34297091
I'm not posting pics of JH, that would be rude.
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>>34297055
Stranger in a Strange Land, 1984, Brave New World, A Separate Peace, & Sirens of Titan.
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>>34297091
Don't talk like that about my wife
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>>34297088
Ffs
I know. I'm making fun of you because you're insisting I make a phone call like an old person.
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>>34297055
I started A Confederacy of Dunces recently, it's pretty good.
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Just learned the girl I liked is a womanchild and now I feel a lot better
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Men how much of a deal breaker is a bumpy textured chin
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>>34297091
best i've found, desu, is OD'ing on edibles then wacking off with just some lube. if i do that while on low dose stimulant, combined with edibles gets rid of the refractory period + enhance feel and makes me dissociate a bit, basically like having sex with myself. i like gooning to music when i do this, too
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>>34297096
All you need now is Catcher in the Rye and you'll have completed the standard highschool English class reading list.
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>>34297101
I'm not even sure that means, is it like acne bumpers or something?
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Post gender
How much stuff can someone have on their keychain/carabiner/keyring/etc before they're too autistic to date? I jingle when I walk
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>>34297104
Because everything you don't like is Jewish of course.
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>>34297103
They're recommended for a reason.
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>>34297101
red flag. every bumpy chinned women i've dated have always betrayed me and hit my animals (not okay)
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I promise to not double text
I promise to not look desperate even if I am
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>>34297108
They're extremely mid and overrated.
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>>34297111
no need for desperation, people generally aren't worth your desperation i'm afraid
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>>34297112
What do you recommend?
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>>34297111
Cringe, learn to yearn
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>>34297055
The Lions of Al-Rassan
And in a broader sense, the novel I'm writing
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>>34297098
Fuck, mb.

Listen, calling people actually forces them to deal with you. That is how I kept my last relationship going for a few months lol
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>>34297037
It's fun bro
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>>34297107
May I ask why you’re all fakecels who pretend you’re weird when you’re not?
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>>34297111
Double texting isn't inherently bad as long as you've got something to add IMO. "Hey you there?" or "Please respond" is obviously bad, but if you think of something new or correct yourself that's fine. Triple texting is pretty desperate looking though, unless you've got a really, really good reason.
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>>34297115
Yearning is gay. I want to love
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women how would you feel if your date/bf made you a little tiny customized toy as a gift? just like a dumb fidget toy or something akin to a tamagotchi
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>>34297105
Yea
>>34297109
Why
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>>34297070
its disgusting dont make excuses for pornbrain behavior
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>decided to not hang out with a friend tonight because I thought I was going on a date
>she cancels
:)
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I truly, deeply hate my mother.
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>>34297124
>Yea
Yeah I don't care then, it is what it is.
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>>34297125
I'm sorry are you saying you'd rather he keeps quiet about his addiction until he's already with someone?

I'd rather the woman know immediately so they can steer clear.
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>>34297124
i was just kidding, i don't have particularly strong feelings on it
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>>34297081
I was just sick of hearing the same shit from every other video and yeah, the 30 minutes of droning on about something that could've been delivered in a third of the time is annoying
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Women, why am I not the man you stay up late at night thinking about and wake up hopeful about?
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>>34297129
I wish it was smooth
>>34297131
Why did they beat your animals though
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>>34297134
>I wish it was smooth
Are you able to post a pic of just your chin? It's probably not as bad as you think, some imperfections can be cute and endearing.
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>>34297091
*gives you a mirror*
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>>34297106
Do you need all that stuff or is most of the weight decorative bullshit
>>34297117
>forces them to deal with you
It doesn't though
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fine foids, no toys for you. you get coal instead, so you can add to your collection that sits in the chamber where your heart is supposed to be
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>>34297111
He's already smelled it on you
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I wish you guys weren’t upper middle class normies pretending to be weird
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>>34297143
I'm broke as fuuuck
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>>34297140
The only thing I don't technically need to carry with me that I do carry on there is a tiny pair of earplugs
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>>34297143
Bait post or are you being a special snowflake?
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>>34297143
I'm a weeb who plays degenerate visual novels and eroge. I'm not a normie.
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How do I stop thinking about her argh
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>>34297147
>earplugs on keychain
See I can't tell whether that acceptable or not for me that's a purse item I would never need to have it attached to my keys. What else have you got on there that isn't a key.
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>>34297123
>made me a tamagotchi
:O woaw
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>>34297151
Flash drive
Yubikey
Used to carry a little fuel holder for my lighter too
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>>34297151
Bic lighter, Leatherman, bottle opener, can opener, firestriker, scissors, anime figure
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You have not yet experienced Queer Joy.

But you will.

Whether you want to or not.
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>>34297150
Who is she to you? Unrequited crush, girl you can't get another date with, or ex?
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>>34297155
I think I have actually
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>>34297158
You were forced into homosexual behaviours, and it gave you Stalked Home Syndrome.
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>>34297155
I wish I could but every gay dude in my city is fat or has a hideous beard.
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>>34297154
You need a purse
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>>34297156
NTA but I also can't stop thinking about her. A crush that I won't get to ask out until next week. She's occupying my head like 90% of waking moments, it's so bad
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>>34297156
Girl I liked and looking back who definitely liked me who I didn't ask out before she left
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>>34297150
why would you want that? the pain, their loss...it's all you have left of her
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I do wish i was just little bit more handsome
Like, twice as much
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>>34297167
That's the problem, the pain and loss is all I have left
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So you're telling me I have to marry a guy who's a Greek-Indian Japanese Jew?
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>>34297175
what's wrong with being Greek?
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>>34297164
Yeah waiting sucks, it's the one thing you can't really do anything about. Sorry bro, I'd say just try to keep busy with other friends or hobbies and use whatever resources you have to distract you. Also if you've got any personal goals focus on those so they don't slip. I've been there and slept through the days to try and make time pass more quickly, then got rejected, and felt bad because I basically blew everything else off over nothing.

>>34297166
Do you have her contact info, or does she have any social media? Don't know how far away she is, how long she's gone, etc, but if you're in touch you could just send her something to let her know you're thinking of her. And if she's feasibly close, you could still try.
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Ill talk to cute girl
And she will be smiling to me and conversation will flow

But it never leads nowhere
I guess im just the gay best friend in their eyes
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>>34297155
I don't know what that is.
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doing squats naked to dry my pussy post-shower
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Men, how do I get a fake beard that looks like >his real beard?
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>>34297181
You are his beard.
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>>34297177
Yeah if I could've done that I would've already. No way to reach out
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>>34297182
Wuuuut? I'm not on his face right now.
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>>34297180
ew, just use single use cosmetic towels and a blow dryer
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>>34297180
>she's not airdrying her pussy
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>>34297181
You already have PCOS, you already have a beard.
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>>34297186
You know what I meant, you insolent and undersexed little shit.
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>>34297191
I cannot grow one good enough like his.
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>>34297183
Shit, sorry to hear. I hate missed chances in life in general, but what helps me get through is reminding myself doors open and close all the time, and beating myself up over one missed opportunity means I'm not leaving myself open to other opportunities I could be taking. It's pretty generic advice, but stay focused on other things you like. She'll still pop into your head from time to time, but if you keep yourself busy long enough, eventually there'll come a day when you'll realize you haven't thought about her in a while and that you're totally over her.
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women, are men in general really that bad at sex

if so, why (in your experience)
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>>34297193
That would be hot if he were to kiss a man. But I don't think so, nah, he wouldn't, no waaay.
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>>34297198
Yes. Because most women don't fucking speak apparently.
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There is a lot of crazy behaviours.
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>>34297198
The only ones I've encountered who are genuinely bad at it and stay bad at it aren't trying. They're just masturbating using a person instead of their hand.
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None of you have struggled
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>>34297156
NTA
someone who I thought was into me and who I thought was cool. I think she'll reach out but I'm unsure. It makes me a little sad. I don't like the unknown, I wish connection was easier
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What do you hope happens after we die?
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>>34297206
cuddle with my future wife forever
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>>34297204
How have you struggled dear vagueposter
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Did you ever think about how a blow job is like the grown up version of giving someone a raspberry? And how sucking cock is basically just the grown up version of licking a lollipop?
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>>34297206
I'm fine with nonexistence.
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>>34297198
men aren't bad in bed, in fact, I think that narrative comes from women sleeping with men they don't actually desire and when they aren't actually horny
Imagine claiming your grandma can't cook for shit because you never enjoy eating at her place but it's because you have an eating disorder, force her to cook vegan, glutenfree, keto bullshit and always eat before you go there and thus aren't even hungry
in my experience, how good a man is in bed mainly depends on how much you want to fuck him in that moment, iow, how enthusiastic and excited for dick you are and how enthusiastic and excited for pussy he is
if he doesn't really want to be there and do that and you don't really want to be there and do that then ofc the experience will be miserable
the thing with men is that they are excited for pussy and happy to be there if they get their dick wet pretty much most of the time, so if you bring that same energy, the chances are good that the sex will be great
if you're such ab annoying, ugly and joyless bitch that you manage to make a man not be excited for getting pussy then I'd say thats more on you than him
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>>34297206
i know what happens after we die, same soul new context, wild divergence. how similar history is next time to now will depend on the frequency your history happens, likely it will be entirely different
>t. knower
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>>34297204
I hit my head on a stationary object the size of a fridge (a fridge) yesterday, twice. Existence is a struggle.
>>34297206
I hope it's just nothing.
>>34297210
No because it's not like that at all.
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>>34297204
I have struggled with being able to sell images of my bare soles and toes on gay foot fetish websites and make money off of them, so, yes, I have struggled.
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>>34297206
Observe my family from the other side and try to help them where I can and if I think they need some more hands on support, be born back into one of their babies or pets.
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>>34297210
Yes, all the time. God I love sucking cock.
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I'm a guy, but why did this video make me blush so much? Watch till the end

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4TX9-kArbZ8
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>>34297206
I really hope death is just like some kind of Witness Protection type setup where you start out in the afterlife with a new identity in a completely new place.
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>>34297218
Also masturbating someone is the adult version of tickling them.
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Hello male anons, spring break as started
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How to determine dick size without asking directly or having sex with him
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White female here.

What do Indian guys typically like doing in their free time? My dream is to marry an Indian man.
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>>34297223
...it's still February
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>>34297219
cause you wish you had such cute and innocent interactions with cute girls?
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>>34297204
I got a bug bite on my right breast and this is all your stupid moids faults.
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>>34297227
>What do Indian guys typically like doing in their free time?
Mostly posting online pretending to be white women that like Indian men.
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>>34297221
Kinda. It's just the escalated versions of playing with each other's bodies.
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>>34297223
During Spring Break, you will be masturbated and sodomized. You will drink kava flavored with semen by the seaside at the Panama City Beach.
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>>34297224
You don't HAVE to have sex with him to see his dick hard
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>>34297223
sup kittenposter
>>34297224
does he have big dick energy? chances are good he has big dick
does he have small dick energy? chances are good he has small dick
>>34297227
yellow stained curry hands typed this post
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>>34297224
You don't
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>>34296551
F

I dont care that much. if i got married right now and his name wasnt stupid id probably change it. But if my professional life becomes highly tied to my surname, like if i got a PhD or start a business, then i would probably refuse to change my name.
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>>34297232
jej
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>>34297239
Nta
Plenty of guys with like 6 and a half inches still have small dick energy
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>>34297240
>t. big dick haver with small dick aura
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>>34297235
there is a reason we talk about sex in terms of play. what do we get off with? sex toys. people need to recognize this more, sex is just playing but as adults
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Why won't you come home for dinner? Why did we lose you to these behaviors and this lifestyle? Please, come back.
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>>34297244
Yeah. That's why you can't tell from vibes
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All my classmates are going to like miami and cancun or whatever to do what i assume is very pg13 stuff, and im just staying in town with my mommy. Im so stupid

>>34297229
Well technically it starts march 1st, but im starting early

>>34297239
sup
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>>34297243
which part of "chances are" is hard for you to comprehend, compadre?
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foids, i got sour gummy worms :o
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Just so you all know, it only gets worse.
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>>34297248
>PG-13 stuff
Try NC-17, honey.
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>>34297247
yeah you can in most cases and if someone is so miserable that bot even big dick can save his mood, it doesn't really matter what size his pp is because you should stay away from that man anyways
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>>34297224
Invite him over, don't have sex, wake up the next morning to him peeing with morning wood
t. gallon of water before bed, 7am pisser
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>>34297250
Are they THC extract gummies? Delta-8 or Delta-9?
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>>34297250
jealous, JEALOUS
J
E
A
L
O
U
S

I will be buying sour gummy candy later today
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>>34297249
>>34297253
Nta but there are a million other things that go I to confidence other than dick size
I know this is hard for you to comprehend because you're a woman and you don't have a penis but it's not some kind of saving grace
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>>34297249
For it to be a "chances are" situation it would have to work the majority of the time. I think you'd be excluding more big dicks than you find with your suggested method. I'm not misunderstanding you I'm disagreeing.
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>>34297250
Can i have some?

>>34297251
Yeah there are no more entry level jobs :(

>>34297252
impossible, theyre all so smart
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>>34297245
I have been saying that for years but just like with kids, humans only really have the carefree energy to really play if things are ok.
We have a saying that goes "little boy playing, little boy healthy" and it's true very often.
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>>34297248
Most of them are just going to get drunk and puke a lot. Is that really what you want?
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And he will catapult you back to your daddy, or into any hissing misery
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>>34297255
generic target brand, i prefer my edibles in pill form cuz pot tastes like blown-out asshole
>>34297256
these generic ones are so good, no idea why. super flavorful and covered in sugar crystals
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>>34297257
I know that dumbo, and I'm saying that if a man has no reason to be insecure, yet he is insecure to approach women and interact with them in a confident manner, chances are he's scared of having to take his pants off and if he's insecure because of other things, it doesn't really matter what's in his pants because you shouldn't be fucking him anyways.
>>34297258
Do far each guy I had an enthusiastic and genuine interest in ended up having a big dick without me asking about that or probing for that information before seeing it in person in any way, so I'm pretty sure my big dick energy radar works well.
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>>34297261
Yes, i want to get super drunk and fucked too. But im stuck at home writing statements of purpose and cover letters
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Got a few errands and chores to do tomorrow but after that I'm getting drunk for the first time in a while.
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>>34296551
I really like my lastname though. *sigh* I specifically didn't take my own father's last name because it was boring and mundane.
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>>34297248
>im just staying in town with my mommy. Im so stupid
cute, you need a moid to hold your hand to make sure you don't run into traffic while crossing a street
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>>34297265
>no idea why
it's probably the citric and malic acid, that shit's like cocaine to me
also, femanon once said her husband's sperm tasted by far the beat when he was eating tons of sour gummy candy and so whenever I eat them, I imagine my pussy tasting a little sweeter and fresher lol
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>>34297269
Unless you live in some tiny flyover town you can always go out to a club and throw yourself at some dick.
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>>34297250
Ew. I'm just not a big sour candy fan.
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>>34297268
I bet you're missing some stealth big dicks is my point here.
Basing it off "vibes" isn't any more effective than a placebo. I'm glad it's worked out for you but you're not actually "doing" anything.
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i really want to get drunk but my mom is gonna see me drink half a liter of box wine and fireballs and give me a talking to about alcoholism or whatever
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>>34297272
But your dad had the same last name as you? Make it make sense.
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>>34297279
You are beyond annoying and should be beaten to death
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>>34297274
dont tell me that, i study stem at an elite university >:(
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>>34297272
Your last name sounds like an alcoholic drink created by a rapist
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>>34297278
And my point is that if there's things in a mans life that make him so miserable that not even big dick can save his vibe I don't miss out on anything because misery penis is bad penis and I don't want anything to do with it. Try using your brain anon. Thats like how it doesn't matter if a girl has a gute puffy innie pussy if it smells like rotten fish and will give you aids and every other STD if you get too close.
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>>34296533
I like this girl I used to work with but since she left we obviously don't interact asuch anymore. But she does regularly asks if I working at the site we worked at and comes visit if I am. One time I asked her to get an icecream with me after and we hung for like 3 hours.

Anyways I never really initiated texts or anything but I feel in general she pulled back a bit. Even months ago when we were still working together. She still initiates texts every few days. How should I deal with this?

Just slow short replies? Should I initiate sometimes
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>>34297283
lmfao
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>>34297284
You were pushing it already but you blew past the line of believability here
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>>34297279
No such thing as a Jewish alcoholic.
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>>34297281
Let's be nice
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>>34297279
As an alcoholic, I really can't stress enough how drinking alone got me to this point. You do need to be careful about this.
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>>34297285
ask her to hang out
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>>34297285
>anon still not over his ex boss that just used him as her work husband
many such cases
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State your gender and if your index finger is longer or if your ring finger is longer. I am a man and my index is longer than my ring finger and apparently this is uncommon in men but not women and it's due to higher prenatal estrogen and lower prental testosterone. Might explain why I have tranny thoughts sometimes.
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>>34297290
Kill yourself simp
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>>34297288
Really anon, nobody cares that your penis is long if you're generally such a mess that not even that can put a smile on your face.
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>>34297230
No, I was shipping them in my mind for some reason. Now I need to read some yuri fanfics
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>>34297285
Nut up or shut up
I'm surprised she's still texting you she must like you if she has the patience to deal with whatever this is
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>>34297298
Who shit in YOUR cornflakes?!
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>>34297291
Alkies always gotta pipe up and rain on other people's fun.
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>>34297275
tying down my future wife and gavaging her with cock & pussy-enrichment gummies, thank you for the inspiration
>>34297282
aw ^^ bless your little heart, kitten poster
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>>34297297
f, my ring and index fingers are both clearly shorter than my middle finger
might explain my femboy energy
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>>34297285
aww,

just give normal replies. Short replies are annoying, make sure to keep a back and fourth by asking questions.
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>>34296533
Have to be very quick and soz for late reply but it's true I'm I'm jail 10+ years with no parole
I really miss and love you guys and I just wish you can live well and nobly. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Be happy and strong <3
>>34282007
Bimbo was one of the nicest people to me here, I have no idea what you're on about
>>34297279
Don't drink ever, nothing good comes of it. Drug addiction and crime ruined my life
What the fuck is this new arrow captcha lmao
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>>34297305
also, meat apparently made it taste vile and disgusting, so if you have a dick sucking appointment scheduled, switch your diet to less meat and more fruits and sour gummy candy for maximum yum factor
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>>34297307
>my ring and index fingers are both clearly shorter than my middle finger
That's true of everyone, dumbass. The point is to compare your index to your ring finger.
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She did her own piercing. How talented is she?
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>>34297297
F
Ring is longer
>>34297307
Babe learn 2 read
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>>34297316
What does she smell like?
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>>34297311
Last time you posted it was 4 years. Did you shank someone?
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>>34297311
damn... the UK is really fucking cucked
you can rape little girls np if you have a muslim beard and get pardoned but god forbid a blonde, blue eyed man dares to sell some drugs, BAM, 10 years behind bars
how's prison life? how do you not go crazy without access to your usual copes? do they at least let you have some meds? how's the food? any based people you met?
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>>34297313
i go for long periods of time surviving off of tabasco, bread, cheese, and avocados exclusively, i should be good. it really is insane what the human body can survive on
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>>34297297
My index finger is longer than my ring finger by a good margin, it sits like right in between the ring and middle.
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>>34297316
>>34297319
mentally ill attracting mentally ill
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>>34297319
Cum probably. I'm sure she's popular in the Olympic village.
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>>34297319
Doritos and pjs than haven't been washed for a week.
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>>34297315
no it isn't dumbass but I did misread, my bad
still true though, both my ring fingers are slightly longer than my index fingers
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>>34297323
very nice, but in case of swallowing, maybe go easy on the cheese, I think the issue is animal proteins
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>>34297311
Where are you getting the pics from
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>>34297327
100% she has an OF
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Girls: How do you feel about cologne and fragrance in general? I noticed a few women I passed by a few days ago had really nice perfume on and I've wondered if the same attraction might apply for you towards men.
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>>34297332
My thoughts exactly lol
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>>34297322
His hair is quite dark actually
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>>34297331
lmfao i'm a dumbass and didn't consider that. well it doesn't matter, haven't been touched by a woman in about a decade now, unlikely to happen in the next decade. shoot, i might even learn to suck my own dick, be my own gf
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>>34297334
I really like men smelling nice, drives me wild
I'm highly prefer a man smelling freshly showered and wearing a nice perfume to his bo, without fragrance, he should smell like nothing but clean skin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTXPHU5J50
Why do women pick abusers?
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>>34297337
apparently you don't know the difference between dark blonde and light brown, most don't
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>>34297340
Why do men pick dumb whores who cheat on them?
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>>34297338
>i might even learn to suck my own dick, be my own gf
erm... good luck with that but even then you can make that experience more fun by considering what you eat, lol
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>>34297341
No it's like dark brown, almost black
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>>34297340
>>34297342
People are retarded animals who exist as a siphon for entities
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>>34297339
>he should be freshly showered and wearing a nice perfume
>he should smell like nothing but clean skin
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>>34297340
didn't watch the vid but claiming they pick abusers is very silly and brain dead
much more likely they pick normal dudes and then drive them up the walls until they snap
you'd be one of those abusers too after two years of dating a nag with no libido
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>>34297334
I kind of hate it to be honest
It rarely ever smells good it's always too strong and artificial
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>>34297342
there isn't a woman in this world who wouldn't cheat if she found the opportunity that suited her.
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>>34297340
>>34297342

why do they oven the cold food of out hot eat the food cold?
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>>34297346
I said without fragrance he should smell like that you dumb cow
learn to read
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>>34297342
All women cheat to some degree.
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My dream is to have a daughter as cute and as successful as she is.
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i want a moid stuffed animal
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>>34297343
good point! i love meat, and cheese sometimes, though. despise the demiurge for making me have to pick between succ or tasty food, it isn't fake. if i go back to one meal a day i might not even be able to swallow anyway
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>>34297348
>it's always too strong
Fair criticism. Idk if it's how women do it, but something I got taught a long time ago was never spray directly on yourself and instead spray a single mist in the air and walk through it. It makes it a lot more subtle and not overwhelming or ever present.
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>>34297353
but ive never cheated..
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>>34297354
I was just thinking about her too lol. I wish all women were this cutesy
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>>34297356
Google boyfriend pillow
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>>34297356
you're in luck, i even say my catchphrase when you pull my string
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>>34297357
indeed, meat and cheese are great, I think it's more a question of ratios than not eating it at all
>omad
nooo, please, don't deprive yourself of the pleasures of eating
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>>34297360
I bet you're the kinda woman who plays VR games with men all day while her boyfriend is at work.
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>>34297359
I still don't like it even with that. It's all febreze to me.
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>removing limerent object from my mind
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>>34297360
you never had a bf, so you never had the opportunity to cheat
you would if you could
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>>34297365
i dont have a boyfriend or vr, i spend all day on school
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>>34297363
whats your catch phrase?
>>34297367
what's the object?
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>>34297366
Do you ever wear perfume yourself?
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>>34297334
Don’t like it. A soap with a nice smell is much better
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I'm going to get dick in a few hours. Dubs decide what I will do to it.
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>>34297369
why would you say that :(
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>>34297370
Have you even had sex?
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>>34297372
No, I don't like it why would I do that?
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>>34297376
because it's true
>>
when you get down to it, no matter how lonely, ugly, or miserable femanons may claim to be, if they had the ability they would still not pick any of the atoga men
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>>34297371
A woman I like
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>>34297374
Give it an indian burn.
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>>34297374
can i have some?

>>34297378
well not exactly
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>>34297379
I was just curious if it was a men and scents thing or if you just overall don't like them.
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>>34297364
i don't! you ever try it? food tastes SO fucking good when you haven't eaten in 23 hours, and i usually make a days worth of food so there's a lot of it, oh and then the coms afterwards. it's sinful desu
>>34297371
>whats your catch phrase?
"golly!"
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>>34297381
i would pick at least three atoga men
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>>34297381
some of them moids are pretty aight
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>>34297297
F
Ring is slightly longer
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>>34297374
Truly no one gives a singular fuck about you and your life
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>>34297374
Chop it off
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>>34297384
>not exactly
Did you give a guy an HJ on your Birthright trip?
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>>34297374
Look at it, laugh and then walk out.
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>>34297385
Nah it's all of them. They just smell like chemicals like I'm not sure if other people are experiencing them differently than I am but they smell more like cleaning supplies than something I would want to smell on a person.
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>>34297392
no? Some naked man on the beach harassed me, tbats all
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>>34297386
yeah, I have done it too many times
I understand that being hungry is the best cook but I still would never want to experience that agony ever again
I'd much rather just wait to eat until I'm hungry than have some rigid rules about how many meals a day I am allowed
>golly
cute but y?
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>>34297387
I thought about adding a wording clause in there about how they wouldn't settle for ONE atoga anon, at best they'd make a polycule. Predictable, really.
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>>34297374
Take one look at it and say you've finally discovered you're a lesbian
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why am I chopped and single?
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>>34297384
>can i have some?
Sure, there's plenty.
>>34297390
I was just looking for fun ideas, not blog post you miserable prick.
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>>34297402
Right, you have no friends
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>>34297224
Ask for a dick pic
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>>34297399
Oh no... Maybe I can say it in an arousing way, implying we should try a FFM situation.
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>>34297394
I think that's accurate of some really cheap ones, but I have one or two that have more of a scent of things like tobacco or something like cucumber and salt water. The issue probably is that people pick scents that are just flat out unnatural or very unfamiliar, while a slight scent of tobacco or cucumber is very familiar.
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>>34297374
bite it
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>>34297404
I do, but I'm not going to talk about dick appointments with them. Not everyone is as tactless and tasteless irl as you are.
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>>34297399
KEK
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>>34297406
What if he uses a three-quarter size monster can to make it look bigger. Moids are sneaky.
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What do men want done to their dicks anyway
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>>34297413
Sucked n fucked
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>>34297410
You’re disgusting, fuck off and die
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>>34297413
balls scratch
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>>34296551
Yes
Whether they "should" or not, it is the standard and intentionally deviating from that standard is disrespectful to the man.
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>>34297413
they want you to douse it with feral worship
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>>34297415
Damn, someone's in a bad mood, lol.
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>>34297413
Put in mouth.
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>>34297413
I like it when touches her soft belly or thighs as we make out while naked
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>lesbian
>want hot women
>constantly disappointed, they just keep saying they only want a man
>idea.jpg
>go for transition
>can't be lesbian if you're a man :thinking:
>backfires
>can't even get close to meet hot women
>realize you're now just a short man, no cards
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>>34297408
The problem for me is that scents are unnatural. I wouldn't be bothered by someone standing next to me holding a grapefruit but I am bothered by them misting themselves with a combination of alcohol and chemicals meant to smell like a grapefruit.
I've smelled some supposedly "nice" perfumes and colognes and while they're less gag inducing than cheap stuff it's still not good, and even less worth it because of the expense.
Who the heck thinks tobacco smells good?
>>
Life feels ultimately pointless, nothing material gives me happiness and I don't have love to supplement living.
I don't care if I am getting above 100% on exams or that I will get a good job or money or whatever because I will do the stuff I already do anyways and it won't make me happy anyways, I will simply reach that new peak and return to the feeling of being at the bottom again even if I'm "ahead" of other people.
Nothing feels worthwhile and every day feels like a drain, the only thing I look forward to is getting to sleep when I get home so I can forget existing, and even that I have to listen to youtube so my mind doesn't wander.
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>>34296551
i dont get the pic
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Is Alysa a good role model for young women?
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>>34297413
ignore the gooners who only see jew porn and never been laid. it's all about big hard PIV
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>>34297419
Yeah, I got a stressful job
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>>34297397
i guess i like the challenge of it. initially i started doing it after reading benjamin franklin's autobiography, learned about how the hormone your body produces to signal hunger is stimulating and makes you more focused.
>cute but y?
i started saying it when i was young cuz it was amusing and other people found it amusing and now it's just used unironically out of habit. one of my best friend's wife says i'm very boyish
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>>34297424
>the mega retard thinks tobacco smells like cigarettes
Just say your olfactory system is autistic and fucked up and be done with it.
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>>34297426
I think it's that the first panel implies a swirlie, but the third panel is a gloryhole.
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>>34297428
no
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>>34297412
That’s too big, but the lie would be obvious when I see the dick irl
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Women thoughts on your man kissing your hand
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>>34297434
ahh ok
never seen frieren, was also confused that she doesn’t have a body
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why do i want sex so much? it makes no sense
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>>34297431
>the hormone your body produces to signal hunger is stimulating and makes you more focused
yeah... to find food to but in your tummy...
which is a state of stress, which will make you feel exhausted, drained and miserable if you keep doing that for days and days on end
it's literally making your body think you're one missed meal away from having to slowly die of hunger, ofc that will keep you on your toes but it will also ruin your peace
I'm not going to sacrifice the little peace I can generate for myself by making my body feel like we live in a state of abundance, miss me with that lol
>boyish
cute
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>>34297438
pretty cringe if I'm not wearing a victorian ballgown and we're larping
which is not something that ever actually happens
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>>34297433
My step mom has a plant.
She thinks the flowers smell good but I think she just thinks they're pretty and is gaslighting herself.
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>>34297440
Reproduction is one of the strongest drives we have. Your body demands plap.
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Is it okay to ask a woman out by saying something like "do you want to start dating?"
We've been hanging out a LOT for months
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>>34297444
NTA but maybe you have some sort of phobia or other mental issue that causes you to hate smells.
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>>34297444
Sounds like you're all sorts of fucked up if you can't even appreciate simple sensory pleasure. Let me guess, you're the femanon that has a ton of sensory issues with food too?
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>>34297446
give her a little note that says "do you want to be my gf? chose yes, no, maybe"
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>>34297438
Fine in casual contexts but weird and cringe if he's being like "m'lady" about it
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I don't need a boyfriend . I have a weighted heating pad and it loves me
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atogans are kings of skipping meals
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>>34297454
thats not how bf's work
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>>34297454
Can it hug and kiss you
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>>34297454
good, it wont beat you for not being in the mood for sex and is significantly less likely to seriously injure or kill you
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Are you ready to die for Israel?
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Are there unattractive muscle groups for women that I should skip training too much like forearm/neck maybe
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>>34297446
If you already hang out just escalate things physically.

>>34297438
Mandatory.
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Can we just cut the fucking bullshit already oh my. christ why can't i lock in and heal
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>>34297446
Yes, but say why.
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>>34297454
>weighted heating pad
>fuck machine on slow setting
#freedom
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Do women like this exist irl?
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>>34297440
your body desperately yearns to pass on its 5'10 genetics and build volleyball-playing, skyscraper-like daughters
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>>34297451
Nta that’s an instant no.
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>>34297462
Shut up retard
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>>34297448
I don't hate smells though.
I like plenty of smells the only smells I've mentioned not liking are artificial scents and tobacco plants.
Maybe this is a thing. Like people who can't eat cilantro because it tastes like soap to them. The artificial scents just smell harsh and bad. I think this is a thing for me with candles too I gravitate towards ones that use essential oils rather than synthetic scents.
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>>34297462
What happened
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>>34297460
m
forearms, calves and neck seem to be attractive
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>>34297460
I really don't like men with thick glutes and thighs
looks mega gay
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>>34297465
sydney sweeney if she didn't bottle blonde
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>>34297467
maybe if you're you
I'd find it cute and funny and silly if a man did that that I actually liked
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>>34296533
How do I meet qts at Ren Faires? Gonna be going to one soon for the first time, and I want to potentially meet my future gf/wife. Should I just commit to the cringe knight/princess/wench bit?
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Women, on a scale of 1-10 how much would you enjoy your hypothetical moid shirtless wearing an apron when you come home?
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>>34297450
See >>34297469
I can appreciate scents you've just happened to mention 2 I don't like. I didn't have anything bad to say about the smell of cucumbers but no one's zeroed in on that.
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>>34297441
guess i'm the world's most boring thrill seeker rofl. i don't do OMAD anymore, but it permanently left me with feeling sleepy whenever i eat any meal. big boy stimulants get the job done now, now instead of feeling humgry i just get depressed until i realize oh, i haven't eaten in a while. silly world we live in, huh?
>>boyish
>cute
you'd have a lot of fun with mr. self-suck cheese gobbler, i've always been easily flustered. back in high school, girls always liked pointing it out, left me with ptsd
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>>34297472
nta
what if he works out and is somewhat lean?
wouldn’t you play with his ass?
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>>34297469
>Maybe this is a thing. Like people who can't eat cilantro because it tastes like soap to them.
It definitely sounds like a thing, I forget the name of it but it's essentially like what you're describing but applies to weird things.
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>>34297477
Like, 6. What is he doing? Why is he wearing an apron?
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>>34297137
It looks all fucked up right now maybe itll look better if the hyperpigmentation goes away
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>>34297477
1, I don't need that kind of cringe boomer prostitute magazine sex tips to spice up your stale sex life from 1992 behavior
just be normal ffs
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>>34297482
>What is he doing
>why is he wearing an apron
Use some imagination
Maybe hes cooking for you or cleaning, I dunno
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>>34297472
this is why I never work out legs. 34 inch waist but if I flex my thighs post workout pump I bust the seam of my jeans
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>>34297478
The intense attack on tobacco stood out above all else.
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>>34297480
men shouldn't have an ass
sure ai'd grab it but it should never feel swollen or intentionally targeted
he should work out his back, chest and arms but leave the lower body alone
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>>34297487
>Who the heck thinks tobacco smells good?
>intense attack
...?
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>>34297485
Oh, then 4. Seems pretty performative and silly.
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>>34297486
good boy
moid legs get enough action when fucking, working them in the gym is always overkill that looks faggy
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>>34297489
Yes, that's pretty intense.
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I smoke tobacco and people say my breath smells like shit, but they never say it to anyone else lol
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>>34297473
Sorry but you're blind. They don't look alike at all...
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>>34297473
>>
Realizing I am struggling with mental illness and the consequences of my own actions
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>>34297468
no
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>>34297497
What consequences and actions anon?
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>>34297488
if he’s got a well developed back
would you caress and kiss his back?
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>>34297493
I don't even know what to say to this.
I thought we were misunderstanding each other this whole time and it turns out you're an idiot. Bummer.
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>>34297479
>it permanently left me with feeling sleepy whenever i eat any meal
yes, see, you drained your body so much by keeping it in a constant state of artificially induced stress on top of everything else going on in your life that it's now permanently so scared of that happening again that it has switched to total energy preservation mode and a simple task like digesting a meal fully overwhelms your system...
>ptsd
uhm... y?
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What should I do tomorrow?
I live near Los Angeles
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>>34297501
100%, yes
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>>34297504
Look at some real estate sites and find a better place to live that isn't California.
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>>34297504
Buy drugs from Mexicans
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>>34297460
Huge thighs are a little silly.
Why would you nerf yourself by skipping forearms those are important.
>>34297477
Depends on why he's wearing the apron I guess. The apron itself isn't doing anything for me.
>>34297504
Move
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>>34297413
>What do men want done to their dicks anyway
How about you stop circumcising us
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>>34297506
>>34297507
>>34297508
I enjoy living here
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>>34297475
Anything other than “I’m too cool for this place” attitude
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>>34297413
made fun of and bullied (but in an affectionate, loving way)
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>>34296533
M or F
What stretches do you do?
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>>34297477
Don’t have to be shirtless, apron while cooking I would enjoy.. so much
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>>34297509
it will continue until it has achieved its purpose
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>>34297513
F
The one where you put your heel in your crotch and reach out to your toes on the other foot
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>>34297413
Stay the fuck away from me
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>>34297513
F
The sexy ones
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>>34297503
no it's fiiiine i think its just my body associates food with nap time now. it used to be worse, freaked my old roommate out cuz i'd just slump over at my desk after a meal. suppose i'm a bit of a dummy...
>uhm... y?
because! having my fluster pointed out doesn't make me LESS flustered, i just want to live my life in peace and hunger
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>>34297513
getting stalkerish atp anon.
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>>34297522
>i just want to live my life in peace
>intentionally freaking your body out by not feeding it frequently enough
you are one SILLY moid
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Women, are you all fat?
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Doesn’t it ever frustrate you how everything in society seems built around romance and relationships? Every movie needs a love story. Every song is about sex or heartbreak. Every podcast ends up circling back to someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend status.

As someone with a low libido, it just feels exhausting and alienating.
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>>34297525
golly, you've figured me out
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>>34297504
Supposedly there are a few ongoing flower blooms in SoCal right now. I was thinking of taking a long drive down to Anza Borrego or up to Carrizo Plain next weekend and I hope the blooms aren't done by then.
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>>34297526
nah
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>>34297528
>low libido
You don't have low libido, you just haven't someone to properly fuck yet.
I can tell because you posted that sexy milf, you clearly want to fuck
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>>34297528
Some songs and movies are entirely political
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Post sex update: Gf let me take her ass and do anal, she also did ass to mouth and swallowed my cum. Bro I’m going to marry this woman faaa
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>>34297529
I have, mr kigurumi
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>>34297536
What is this a picture of
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>>34297536
ew wtf is that fat mass blob...
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>>34297533
>I can tell because you posted that sexy milf, you clearly want to fuck

Are you porn brained? How did you come to that conclusion? I just think she's pretty the same way the sunset is beautiful. Why must everything be about sex for you
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>>34297526
No.. I’m skinny
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>>34297536
Is it legal to own a hippo skin couch?
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Are there any single men over the age of 25 that actually want a girlfriend
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>>34297538
Extremely obese neck and shoulder if I had to guess
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I don't like anal
I don't like the idea of sticking my dick in a hole that contains poop. I like eating ass though since that's on the outside and be cleared of poop easily
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>>34297526
I'm underweight
>>34297528
It's not
It must feel that way to someone who's repulsed by sex though
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>>34297542
everything is legal in india
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>>34297526
I'm underweight but I'm ugly as fuck
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>>34297528
eh. i find society alienating generally. people rarely ever really me, never seem to get it. you get used to it eventually, i've come to lean into this alienation. i want to become the local town cryptid
>>34297537
hey! HEY! you're gonna freak me out, mrs., idk, euroid? i can't think if many other people that'd pay that much attention to me
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>>34297543
Like half the dudes here (you)farmer
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>>34297528
seems like you consume nothing but slop
not my problem
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>>34297543
Yes but I'm a virgin, you still want me?
>>
>girl is flirting with me
>guy comes up
>”this is my partner” she says, still giving me eyes
And I’m soft
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>>34297548
Whats your obsession with India and Indians? Are you insecure about something? Did an Indian guy take your job or steal your girl or something?
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>>34297550
lol, dw, I won't blow your cover
>>
Do 30yo+ virgins actually exist or is it just a meme?
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>>34297553
Yea
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>>34297554
Should've said
>your partner can wait at home while I take you out on Saturday
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>>34297560
Yeah no
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>>34297556
you're an angel, thank you
>>34297557
maybe, depends on how you define virgin
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>>34297554
Should've said "Yeah I guess he can watch"
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>>34297543
Yeah, but you don't want to date most of them.
>>
Men, it's worth fucking a fat girl just once so you can play with her huge titties
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>>34297563
Yeah no
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>>34297526
>Women, are you all fat?
No, normal weight.
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>>34297564
The better question is why they don't want to date me
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>>34297543
Off by a month but yes. Is that ok?
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>>34297569
What are you doing to try to date?
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>>34297543
yeah but tbqh i kinda dont know how atp, i kinda wasted my entire youth
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>>34297571
Apps
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Women would you date a man with postnatal drip
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wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi
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>>34297526
is a bmi of 22.9 fat?
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>>34297566
How fat are we talking?
I would fuck picrel like no tomorrow even though she's thicc
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>>34297543
Sure. What's funny is I'm not finding many women over 25 that want a relationship and always seem to want casual.
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>>34297543
Why would this matter? If the guy is undateable to women then it's not like getting a girlfriend is an option.
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>>34297570
A bit young
>>34297572
Why do you think that?
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>>34297574
Do you mean postnasal or was he really well dressed as a baby?
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>>34297578
You know your bmi but not if it’s fat? Don’t be a retard
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>>34297543
yes, but only >her
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>>34297583
I was quite the hype beast as an infant but yeah that's what I meant
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>>34297573
Apps aren't it in my opinion. They can work if you're interested in something casual but you want someone you build a connection with first for a relationship.

>>34297574
Sure.
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>>34296851
Secret
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>>34297584
well im asking what you think. I have body dysmorphia
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>>34297543
Yh but I have really bad anxiety
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>>34297590
nta
i think there are better places to get input on your body than this stinky place
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>>34297589
I won't tell
>>
I wish I could transfer all of my gifts to someone else and then kill myself
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>>34297588
>you want someone you build a connection with first for a relationship.
Lol
I don't live in a reality where men on the street want to build a connection with me
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>>34297582
How old are you?
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>>34297595
Yeah, don't date strangers on the street??? lmao
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>>34297578
Nah that's healthy
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>>34297566
Fucking a girl "just once" isn't something that interests me. If a girl is into hookup culture then I don't even want to talk to her at all.
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>>34297597
I don't know any men
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>>34297600
So make some female friends who have hot cousins what are you even doing
>>
Do women care about a man's sexual purity as much as men care about a woman's purity?
>>
The more a guy fucks, the more random women convergence around him
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>>34297593
Fine. It’s a human woman
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>>34297605
Is she worth it
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>>34297603
No, in western society promiscuity is considered far more negative for women than it is for men. Which is stupid, in my opinion, but whatever.

I care about it to some degree, I don't want to date a man who has casual sex or wants to have casual sex.
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>>34297606
Bigly
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>>34297603
Yes
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I'm bored of Elden Ring, What should I play now?

Also I wasted most of my day off because our cat got outside and we spent hours going out looking for her. But she came back and is ok.
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i want to be slutty but im too ugly
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>>34297610
Stellar Blade Or Wuchang Fallen Feathers
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>>34297610
Divinity: Original Sin
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It's happening
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>>34297608
Why
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>>34297614
?
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>>34297614
What
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>>34297616
>>34297617
War Krieg
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How do dads feel when their baby daughters turn out hot?
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>>34297615
She’s gorgeous, funny and fun to be around, and I want her to be happy and safe
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>>34297607
>Which is stupid, in my opinion, but whatever.
Men fuck, women get fucked
That's the difference.
>>
Hate women
Hate being flirted with
Miss being high 24/7
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>>34297619
Ah. The blue star country is very silly
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>>34297621
How?
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>>34297620
Her mom's genes really came through to make her pretty.
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>>34297622
I don't see why it would be different.
I think casual sex is bad. Whether you have an active or passive role in doing something bad, it doesn't change that you're doing something bad.
>>
Women
Does lying boobs down on a hard/firm surface hurt and how big are your boobies
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>>34297625
Idk lol
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>>34297629
Yes
Medium
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>>34297627
The man being the penetrator and the woman getting penetrated is what makes it different.
If sex involved a woman pegging a man, THEN it would be the man viewed as the one getting fucked.
And it's not just sex.
When a woman lets a man fuck her, she is not only letting him enjoy her body, she is trusting him with her safety, as he could easily kill her or ruin her life.
If she gets pregnant she has to make a hard decision
He just says lmao and dips
>>
Boobs?
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>>34297566
It really depends on how fat she is
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>>34297632
Again, why does it matter whether someone fucks or get fucked in terms of whether it's moral or not?

I think men who have casual sex do something bad not because they are penetrators, but because they choose to share themselves with someone they don't love or care for. I believe loyalty is very important and sex is to be shared only with those you love, and a man who fucks randos is doing something bad in my book. Plus, they choose to take a huge risk in terms of getting someone pregnant and bringing a child without a family into the world.

A man who says "lmao and dips" when he gets someone pregnant is a fucking piece of shit?
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>>34297629
Yes. Pretty big.
>>
I'm currently fasting for Ramadan.

AMA
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>>34297620
Why does she look less asian now
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>>34297637
So it's not the sex itself you find bad, but that their is no shared emotional intimacy with hookups?
>they choose to share themselves with someone they don't love or care for
What about a friend you care for and have sex with, is that ok to you?
>A man who says "lmao and dips" when he gets someone pregnant is a fucking piece of shit?
I agree, but when a woman fucks a ton of guys, she is taking that risk, and it's a huge risk.
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>>34297639
what the hell is a ramadan? isnt that an anime?
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>>34297640
Mom is white and her genes kicked in.
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>>34297643
>mom is the white one
What an unexpected twist
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>>34297611
are you going to get drafted and fight Iran while wearing heels and a miniskirt now?
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>>34297640
skin bleaching obvs
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>>34297644
Don't get your hopes up, she's a test tube baby, her dad didn't fuck her mom
>>
I'm a silly moid. Why would I ever think a woman would want to be my gf? I'm autistic and they must be able to gauge that I am because they always seem to leave. I can talk to them for a day or for years; it doesn't matter. They all leave eventually
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>>34297641
>So it's not the sex itself you find bad, but that their is no shared emotional intimacy with hookups?
Yeah, of course. Sex is not bad, loveless, meaningless and reckless sex is bad. I don't think anyone thinks sex in general is bad.

>What about a friend you care for and have sex with, is that ok to you?
No. You don't love them romantically or have a committed relationship with them.
That aspect of you should be reserved for your partner.

>when a woman fucks a ton of guys, she is taking that risk
Yeah. I think women who have casual sex are also making a mistake. But if I'm looking at a situation where a woman and a man have casual sex, the woman gets pregnant and raises the child, the man gets someone pregnant and abandons the child, I think the man is a fucking piece of shit. The woman is making a mistake, but the man is evil.
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>>34297629
No, not at all. Small, B cup
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>>34297648
>test tube baby,
????? how do we know this and why
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>>34297653
It's well known that she was born from a single father who used artificial insemination and a surrogate.
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>>34297650
NTA but what if the woman gets high and has group sex with a bunch of men from Tinder and begs all of them to knock her up? Whose fault is it?
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>>34297603
Yes, in the sense that it's a turn off if he's inexperienced and an extra huge turn off if "sexual purity" is something he values in himself. I like men who enjoy sex
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>>34297655
All of them?
Group sex is bad for everyone involved, casual sex is bad, having children with someone you don't love is bad. Having sex with someone under the influence is extra bad.
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>>34297650
>You don't love them romantically
Have you slept with a boyfriend that you didn't love yet or hadn't said "I love you" to them?
>where a woman and a man have casual sex, the woman gets pregnant and raises the child,
Ok, but that's why promiscuity is viewed differently for men and women, the risk is far greater for the woman yet she takes it anyway, when should could just use a dildo and be fine.
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>>34297658
>Have you slept with a boyfriend that you didn't love yet or hadn't said "I love you" to them?
No.

>Ok, but that's why promiscuity is viewed differently for men and women
Yeah, and I think that's retarded. Both men and women have a kid with a stranger, man also abandons the child. Both of them are doing something that is bad for them, and the man is being also a huge piece of shit on top of it.
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>>34297658
>Have you slept with a boyfriend that you didn't love yet or hadn't said "I love you" to them?
I had a girl tell me she loved me for the first time when we were in the middle of sex. I had no choice but to say it back pretty much.
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>>34297657
Okay, a less ambiguous scenario. She's using Tinder and doing the average of 200 swipes per day that women do, and she's ovulating and very horny. One night a condom breaks and she gets pregnant, but doesn't know which hookup it was exactly. She also blocked and deleted all of the men as soon as they left, so that's like a man per day over the span of a few days.

Is she still a victim?
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>>34297665
Again, all of them. Her and all the men involved are making reckless decisions in having casual sex with strangers. I don't think she's worse than the guys she sleeps with.
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>>34297666
>I don't think she's worse than the guys she sleeps with.
Why not? Technically she sleeps with more people in that timeframe.
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Not reckless, though. Can't you people admit that sex is fun? And empowering women?
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>>34297667
>Why not
Because they're both doing the same thing, engaging with casual sex with strangers.

>Technically she sleeps with more people in that timeframe.
Technically we don't know that. We only know how many men she sleeps with, we don't know the men only slept with her.

Still, I don't see the difference.
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>>34297671
Well, women orchestrate every casual sex encounter. Without their implicit or explicit invitation, there would be nothing. Not even a conversation.
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>>34297674
It takes two people to have casual sex, both people are equally responsible for it.

If a man doesn't want to have casual sex he can just say no. Same for the woman. I know far more women who say no to casual sex than men.
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>>34297649
some foids love silly moids. thry can have a real appreciation for moid whimsy
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>>34297676
Maybe some of the guys hope to get a girlfriend, but she just blocks everyone after they're done hitting. I don't see how that isn't bad.
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>>34297678
It is bad for them to fuck a woman they're not in a relationship with, and it is bad for her to fuck men she's not in a relationship with. I don't see how it is different.
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>>34297680
You think the men are worse but casual sex only exists there because women want it and promote it.
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>>34297677
But they don't like me at all. No one likes me
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>>34297681
I don't think men are worse. I think both partners are equally responsible for having casual sex together.

>casual sex only exists there because women want it and promote it.
LMAO
Fuck no. Men are far more sexually promiscuous than women, want casual sex more than women and are the main consumers of prostitution. Just look at gay men, for fuck's sake.
Obviously when casual sex happens is because both women and men want it, but if men were against casual sex and didn't have it there would not be casual sex.
We just normalize casual sex so much when men have it that you guys don't even see it as casual sex.
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>>34297685
Players will always remain a subset of the male population. I don't think women are suddenly going to stop having sex if the already undesirable 90+% of men out there publicly swear off casual sex. Women would simply go to the players (which already happens a lot) and form polycules around those who are extremely sexually desirable. Arguably, all of this already happens.
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>>34297685
Women are the gatekeepers of sex
Men are the gatekeepers of relationships
Women select men to fuck them, men beg for it
Men select women to provide for, women beg for it.
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>>34297688
It's not "players", anon. Most men want to have casual sex. If I wanted to fuck it would take me literally no effort to find a man willing to fuck me casually. What about you? How much effort would it require for you?

>all of this already happens.
It does not.

>>34297691
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Men beg for sex without any concern regarding relationships, and are far more willing to fuck strangers compared to women.
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>>34297688
>form polycules around those who are extremely sexually desirable. Arguably, all of this already happens.
>>34297692
>It does not.
Isn't there a femanon in a polycule?
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>>34297691
in my experience, men also beg to provide but go off king
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>>34297692
>What about you? How much effort would it require for you?
A lot of effort, a new personality and a new body. All for a few minutes of something that I'll hate and regret, and for her to be let down.
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>>34297670
That’s retarded and you’re a gross cuckold
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>>34297695
>in my experience, men also beg to provide
Yeah millennial men aka simps have ruined everything
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>>34297696
Yeah, because men are desperate for casual sex and women are not. If women were as desperate for casual sex as men are, it would require you no effort like it does for me.
I'm not a particularly pretty woman, I'm in my 30s, I don't go out, I'm married and I still get hit on by men trying to fuck casually. It's not even close.
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Chirs chan could've been a ben10 fan instead of a sonic fan
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>>34297702
I'm not desperate for casual sex and don't know anyone male who is. I know of quite a few women who are desperate for casual sex, though.
It's a lie that women don't want it. Tinder would be a wasteland with women swiping. They aren't as numerous as men, but they swipe more, averaging 200 per day. All mostly for casual sex.
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>>34297639
Abrahamic suicide cults
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>>34297702
>If women were as desperate for casual sex as men are, it would require you no effort like it does for me.
Women are still having casual sex, they just aren't desperate for it
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>>34296533
Women, how do we fix zoomer men?
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>>34297707
>I'm not desperate for casual sex and don't know anyone male who is.
Why would they tell you about it? lol

>It's a lie that women don't want it.
I'm not saying they don't want it, I'm saying there are far less women who want casual sex. There are women who want casual sex, but the men vastly outnumber them.

>Tinder would be a wasteland with women swiping
Tinder is overwhelmingly men. They swipe more because there's few women and literally endless supply of men who wish they could fuck them casually.

>>34297710
There's no as many women interested in casual sex as men. Offer and demand.
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>>34297704
He's too old for that.
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Girls, Could you date a 5 foot 6 guy?
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>>34297718
Yeah. Already did.
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>>34297629
Yes. Even lying boobs down on a soft surface is unpleasant without a bra
Small
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gender
thoughts on the now imminent world war the third?
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>>34297718
Only if I can nickname him Subway Sandwich
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Why does climbing club attract so many geeks and manlets?
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>>34297721
People have been jerking off over "Le tHrid WOrld WaR" for decades.
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Is being like 5 foot 6 a real turn off to women? Or is the importance overblown
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>>34297721
M
I would encourage all men to refuse to fight
Do not die in some shithole desert for fucking Israel
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>>34297723
>Why does climbing club attract so many geeks and manlets?
Because they're told that clubs are a great way to meet women.
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The voice of the people
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>>34297718
Yeah
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>>34297727
I wouldn't say it's a turn off, more neutral. I like very tall men and a man being my height would not be something I view as sexy necessarily.
I've still liked men my height, just never thought "wow, he's 5'6", that's so hot".
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I am hungry but I have no snack. ;_;
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>>34297741
I am about to go eat
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>>34296814
she looks prettier without it on anyway
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>>34297743
Please post food pics.
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>>34296814
I don't wear make up 95% of the time. I only wear it when I go out on dates with my husband or if I'm wearing a formal dress.
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>>34296814
Left is for fucking
Right is for cuddles and cooking together
I think right is overall more pretty
IDK why but her boobs look better on the right than on the left.
Maybe they look more full?
Also her hair is still bottle blonde.
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>>34297746
How does your husband like makeup?
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>>34297751
He does not give a fuck about whether I wear it or not. The only thing he ever expressed an opinion on is that he does not like when I wear skincare to bed because he'll kiss my forehead and eat it.
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>hack up loogie
>it’s bloody
Finally
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>>34297753
>He does not give a fuck about whether I wear it or not.
Does he not have an opinion at all?
Surely some makeup makes your eyes pop out more than others, or makes something change.
>No woman I love to kiss on the forehead and cuddle with in bed
Crawling in my skinnn
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>>34297756
>Does he not have an opinion at all?
He never said much about it. He likes the way I do my make up, also likes me without make up.

He's pretty easy going about the way I style myself. Beside the fact that he likes me wearing dresses and with long hair, he's always been really chill. Also that he likes braids.
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I HIDE FROM YOUR EYES
FOR I KNOW, THIS ILLUSION IS KINDER
THAN WHAT YOU'LL FIND
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
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>>34297759
relatable content
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Ladies, should I go for a fantasy soldier/knight/adventurer-adjacent outfit or go for more of a grounded "Sir Dunc" (from new GoT show) vibe at a Ren Faire if I aim to find my queen?
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>>34297731
can't read this druggie font
the fuck is the third pro?
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>>34297653
Her dad is a figure skater and he purchased eggs from Eastern European figure skaters to try and create gold medalists. I think Alysa is his 4th attempt.
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>>34297765
obviously depends on what kind of pussy you're trying to slay

personal I'd absolutely prefer grounded to fantasy but maybe I'm not your target audience
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>>34297496
the jealousy and seethe is alwys hilarious
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>>34297759
Fag shit
>>34297767
No idea, more words
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What should I give up for lent?
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>>34297774
being religious
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>>34297773
also can't read this faggot speech on the bottom
say a what now?
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>>34297768
Her dad is not a figure skater. He's a lawyer.
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>>34297579
that's an average weedfoid with a nearly adult kid. She'll look like a human toad in a few years, with the personality to match. that white trash is all around me; don't fuck it it's nasty
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>>34297777
you do understand that lawyers can be physically active in their free time too, right?
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>>34297774
>time for catholics to act catholic for the one and only time of the year
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>>34297775
I was thinking toblerone
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>>34297781
ok, continue making dumb decisions if you insist on it
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>>34297776
You are not street enough to get it
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>>34297779
Yeah, but he's not a trained figure skater lol
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>>34297780
I'm not Catholic. I'm looking for a more philosemetic denomination.
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>>34297773
Does that say 80? Is that an asking price, or an age?
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>>34297770
>depends on what kind of pussy you're trying to slay
The nerdy kind that sticks around and becomes my gf, then my wife and finally mother to our inevitably autistic children.
>but maybe I'm not your target audience
I suppose I'd be looking more so at the cute peasant farmer women or low key village healer witches rather than the overly extravagant royals. desu probably wouldn't vibe with those fairy women that I hear might be there (they strike me as incredibly ADHD and autistic, like Disney adults)
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>>34297784
he's probably a pedo with a figure skater fetish that breeds little girls to turn them into his own figure skater foid harem that's dependent on him
bet he's a ((trainer)) and has ((trained)) figure skater girls
how long until a bunch of his former trainees come forth with the sexual abuse allegations? but they won't succeed because as a lawyer he has already planned it all through since decades and has abused the poor kids with the loopholes already in mind
mark my words
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Well I am Uh how do you put it? HORNY? yeah that sounds about RiGHT. RIDDY-0
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>>34297788
>bet he's a ((trainer)) and has ((trained)) figure skater girls
He is not a coach. Again, he's a lawyer. Training Olympic figure skaters is not a part time job.

Why are you making shit up, anon? lmao
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>>34297783
obviously not, I spend my evenings listening to serenades in the rose pavilion
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>>34297711
M
It should be higher. "Approaching somebody" is psycho behavior.
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>>34297787
in that case I strongly advise you to go with the more grounded approach
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>>34297709
>Abrahamic
Ibrahimic*
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>>34297790
I never said he's an olympic trainer
he probably spent his 30s giving ((figure skater lessons)) for cheap to underprivileged kids to get access

sending your kids to sports lessons is basically asking for them to get abused
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>>34297796
He did not. He's not a trained figure skater, which you need to be to be a figure skating coach.

He's weird but there's no evidence for what you're claiming. Enjoy your fat kids.
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>>34297794
Any advice on how I should go about courting these types of women?
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>>34297788
>he's probably a pedo with a figure skater fetish
Ironic you say this since her teammate's coach was arrested for this
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>>34297711
>Majority of men are psycho
No big surprise there.
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>>34297670
I wouldn't know. I've never had sex. And never will.
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>>34297793
>>34297800
Cringe samefag
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>>34297797
mh yes, I'm sure the fact he forced her to train every single day from age 5-13 and she hated every minute of it and he forced an eating disorder on her is not suspicious at all
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>>34296533
M or F
What do you think about "forcing" your kid to either do a sport or instrument?
It could be any sport or instrument they want, but they have to do something.
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>>34297799
yeah, all the high performance sports coaches are abuser pedos, no exceptions
the whole childrens sport sector is as much a hunting ground for them as hollywood and the modeling and music industry
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>>34297802
No. She just copied me.
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>>34297543
I don't know anymore. I'm starting to think maybe it's better for everyone involved if I stay lonely.
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>>34297805
F, should be seen as child abuse and get CPS to take your child away
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>>34297543
>tfw 32 and khhv
Working nights/graveyard shifts certainly doesn't help. Thought I finally had something going over a dating app the other day, but got ghosted.
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>>34297798
don't be a weirdo desperate sex pest I guess but also don't be an autistic "idgaf about you" aloofmaxxer
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>>34297805
I think it should be encouraged, but not neccesarily forced. I feel like my life would be in a much better place right now if I was pushed harder into joining the school's track team back in the day.
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>>34297528
I find it frustrating that everything in life and society is built around work or hustling to get money. Which has absolutely nothing to do with romance and relationships when you work in a tech or IT field.
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>>34297809
So you'd rather they just play video games in their free time?
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>>34297814
yes, they have to do shit they don't want to do for 8h straight every day at school already and it just gets worse from there
that's enough
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>>34297460
>forearms
>unattractive to women
Have you been living i a hole in the ground under a rock i the woods?
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>>34297811
>tfw don't know how to flirt so I'm always stuck somewhere between aloof and friendly
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>>34297818
friendly is good, obviously trying to get her to put your dick in her mouth if you just met her is not
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>>34297813
>Which has absolutely nothing to do with romance and relationships when you work in a tech or IT field.
>tfw can't network for shit and haven't been able to get back into software development after getting laid off in the coof years
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>>34297811
>autistic "idgaf about you" aloofmaxxer
>>34297818
>aloof and friendly
Today I remind everyone
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>>34297802
>>34297807
I just failed to reply to the correct post number.
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>>34297821
yeah, thats what I was getting at with that
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>>34297820
>can't network for shit and haven't been able to get back into software development after getting laid off
Yeah.
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>>34297819
That's good to hear. Even thinking about doing creepy dudebro sex pest shit makes me feel like a creep, so at least I know I'm not doing that shit.

I have absolutely no idea how to escalate things from friendly to clear and appropriate interest, though. Pretty sure that's why I can't pull off conversations over dating apps.
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>>34297821
>tfw I just don't know how to not accidentally be weird about it
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>>34297827
well, it's supposed to be a mutual thing
you should feel compelled and excited to escalate to the next stage and it should feel organic
if it doesn't, you're trying to force something that's not there and ofc that will feel pushy, awkward, uncomfortable and creepy
you should both be eager to take things further, if she's the right person, things should feel like they are falling into place
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>>34297332
Google
>>34297320
Nein
>>34297322
>how do you not go crazy
I was already crazy, still on the antipsychotics
Also lol but I've dark hair
Food is terrible
Couple of cool people but most are cunts
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>>34297804
I'm not saying he's a good father, I'm saying he's not a figure skater, a figure skating coach and there's no evidence he's a pedophile.

I also saw no evidence he looked for eastern european figure skaters for egg donors. Seems like you made a bunch of shit up desu.
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Oh, is qt back? I heard you got locked up.
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>>34297830
>compelled and excited to escalate to the next stage and it should feel organic
nta
What if you're autismo and you don't know if she's just being friendly?
I see enough post about women wanting male friends that I just think they want to be friends.
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>>34297832
>was already crazy
yeah but you had the booze, the shitposting, the drugs, the music and the gayming to take the edge off a little
or can you still do some of that in there?
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>>34297833
>I also saw no evidence he looked for eastern european figure skaters for egg donors
NTA but those women are the best figure skaters in the world.
If he's looking for an Olympic level child, that's where he would go.
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>>34297833
>he's not a figure skater, a figure skating coach and there's no evidence he's a pedophile
aha, I haven't read anything about what he does in his free time or what he used to do in his free time before he fled from china, allegedly for ((political reasons))
and interestingly enough he "grew up in a tiny village with no electricity"
what a wonderful way to get out of anyone ever finding out what you did there that made you having to flee the country
so your guess is as good as mine about his past and his hobbies and the fact he had a bunch if tube kids as an old fart and then forced them into high performance sports against their will isn't really a good look as to what kind of person he is
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>>34297297
My ring finger is longer or shorter than my index finger depending on if I look at my hand from the palm side or the back side.
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>>34297830
That all makes sense. Reminds me of this date I was on once where I wasn't vibing with the woman. I guess she was still interested, because she was clearly waiting for me to do something before we parted ways. I think she was expecting a kiss, but idk.

Also that was a different anon in the other reply, not me who has been in the chain.
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>>34297836
if you're that autistic you either shouldn't date anyways, so you get filtered by default, or you need someone that can handle your autism by being an overly straight forward and obvious person, so you're not really missing out on anything that would have led to anything good ir sustainable anyways by not missing the more subtle clues of girls that might have been interested
a relationship with someone thats not over the top with carrying their heart in their sleeves would be a nightmare if paired with you anyways
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>>34297805
I think they should be encouraged but not forced.

>>34297839
But there's no evidence he did so. Why make up a story about it?

>>34297841
You can dislike him for the way he treated his daughter. But you made up he was a figure skater and figure skater coach who fled china to have figure skater babies with eastern european women so he could rape them. There's no evidence for any of those things.
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>>34297845
yes exactly, one person being interested in escalation doesn't automatically lead to escalation, it has to be a mutual desire to do so
so if you're interested but she isn't it's not going to lead anywhere, no matter what you do or say or not do or say, unless what you do is rape her lol
and if she is interested then you not saying or doing the exact perfect things at the exact perfect time won't make or break the interest

>he's not a figure skater, a figure skating coach and there's no evidence he's a pedophile
I am aware, lol

good luck
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>>34296533
As gioyc is dead, I want to say I feel guilty for not having the strength for telling the women who've been in my life how I've really felt about something.
I just feel awful. It's really ruminating on me.
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>>34297850
>and if she is interested then you not saying or doing the exact perfect things at the exact perfect time won't make or break the interest
That's reassuring to hear. I'm really bad about overthinking things lol
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>>34297848
I didn't make that up, I said there's a high possibility that thats what he did, it's s hypothetical based on other observations
just like you saying he didn't do those things is a hypothetical based on your observations of the situation
also, I'm not the anon that said anything about eastern euros
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>>34297311
Best of luck, bro.
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>>34297856
We don't know if he used an eastern european donor. We knew he wanted a caucasian donor, but we don't know if he selected an eastern european or if the eastern european was a figure skater.

I'm not saying he didn't do those things definitely, just saying that we should not be making up facts about a person and call them a pedophile based on vibes.
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Whoever says "offer and demand" again is going to get the rake. Nothing is this simple. Not commerce, not real estate, not dating, nothing. Fuck you. Please die.
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>>34297832
How are you able to post in prison?
Also I'm OOTL, what did you do?
Or rather, what are you accused of?
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>>34297852
>tfw feel immense guilt for not telling my parents how much I love them and that I'm sorry for being such an autistic fuckup that denied them so many child/parent milestones who doesn't deserve them or their love
They're still around, but I can't tell them because it would absolutely crush them to hear just how horrible I feel about my life.
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>>34296533
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>>34297867
There's definitely a way to tell them that. The prodigal son.
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>>34297867
Get over yourself
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>>34297863
as I already said, I didn't say shit about who the mother is mr reading comprehension

and just as we can speculate on him not having done anything weird, we can just as well speculate about him being a weirdo based on him having done other very weird and boundary pushing shit and not giving a single fuck about wether she wanted to do that or not, which is insane rapist energy
and yes, we can absolutely go off vibes in who we think gives off weird vibes and thus should be observed closely
thats literally how humans protect themselves from danger because our gut feeling often picks up on clues our brain might miss
better safe than sorry
personally I'd never ever let my child be in the care of someone thats gives me sus vibes, even if I have zero evidence that the person has done bad shit
someone will be the first victim, so there won't be any evidence of that person being a pedo before it's too late and there is also more than enough cases of people doing vile shit and never being found out, so there being no evidence is in no way evidence that someone is a trustworthy person
and honestly you taking that stance gives me weird vibes from you since you're so invested in people trusting other people to not be pedos as long as there's no clear evidence to prove they are
real sus anon
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>>34297307
>female
>femboy energy
What?
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>>34297872
>all this text to talk about a who whose sperm made another who
dude
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>>34297865
Probably dealing drugs.
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>>34297873
it's an inside joke about me having a bit of a masculine/dominant and bpd eboy streak, lol
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>>34297874
>ignore your gut feeling teehee
>I promise I am a normal person as long as you have no evidence that I'm not
>*deletes browser history*
ok
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>>34297875
10 years slinging for a 1st time offence?
Really?
He should convert to get less jail time.
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>>34297881
It’s a larp
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>>34297867
Like seriously what kind of npc child whines because they feel guilty that their parents didn’t have to bust them for sneaking home late or some shit. You watch too much tv
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>>34297872
>I didn't say shit about who the mother is mr reading comprehension
Use a name so I can know what you said or did not say. This conversation started when I replied to someone who said "Her dad is a figure skater and he purchased eggs from Eastern European figure skaters to try and create gold medalists. I think Alysa is his 4th attempt."
Everything in this post is false.

I'm just saying there's no evidence for anything you're claiming. You are free to not let your kids hang out at his house, but going on the internet accusing people of being rapists and pedophiles is weird.
Saying that we should not make up stories about people raping their own children is not weird or "sus".
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>>34297882
I mean on one hand being able to post on 4chan in jail seems highly unlikely, on the other hand prison in western Europe is basically a vacation compared to US prisons so IDK.
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Is it a real thing where some girls are super talkative and almost flirty with guys they aren't into and shy and cold around guys they find attractive?
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>>34297881
I don't think it's a 1st time.
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Why do most females know nothing about politics? My online Canadian classmate didn't even know there is an ongoing war between the USA + Israel and Iran until our teacher mentioned it.
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>>34297887
I don’t give a shit about some mentally ill druggie shitstain, you’re delusional and want good boy points for caring
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>>34297893
That shit literally started 5 hours ago.
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>>34297884
Lmao what? I'm talking about shit like bringing home my first gf, successfully riding a bike, and shit that normal people do, not being a degenerate shithead
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>>34297893
Politics is gay as fuck and a waste of time. You have 0 control over it.
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>>34297890
>Is it a real thing where some girls are super talkative and almost flirty with guys they aren't into and shy and cold around guys they find attractive?
I hope so, that would mean I'm very attractive.
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>>34297898
Yes and? Are you insinuating that it's okay to be ignorant about something this big?
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>>34297899
Wow I gave you the slightest shred of credit and you’re just flat out pathetic. How are you incapable of riding a fucking bike?
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>>34297890
Depends on the girl
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>>34297893
It's 6 AM in Canada, she probably just woke up and joined the class without reading the news lol
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>>34297886
I do have plenty of evidence, namely that a man that fled the place he grew up in and everyone that knew him has forced a five year old child for eight years straight to do things she hated doing for hours every single day
if that isn't a form of abuse and rape, idk what is
maybe he didn't rape her in a sexual way but he sure as fuck abused the shit out of that poor girl
and this dynamic is EXACTLY how sexual exploitation works too and why it's so disproportionately high in the competitive childrens sport scene
those kids are used to being forced to do things they despise every minute of four hours on a daily basis for decades
for them, adults forcing them to do things is just how adults are
and them saying "look, you got a medal and some recognition, aren't you glad I forced you to do all that? I just know what's best for you :3" eerily sounds like "look, I bought you this toy and I'm now really fond of you, aren't you glad you endured my cock in your ass? Trust me, I am the only one that really cares about you :3"
parents like that are suspicious as fuck by default because even if he didn't do any of that, he pushed a little girl into circumstances and trained her to be used to circumstances where shit like this happens all the time
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>>34297905
Seems like quite a common phenomenon.
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>>34297900
By that logic hygiene is pointless too you have zero control over bacteria evolving, so why even shower or learn about their characteristics?
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>>34297904
>How are you incapable of riding a fucking bike?
I'm tall and not great at balance. Man idk, I kept falling and scraping my shit up. My parents didn't force me to keep going, so I just didn't.
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>>34297911
Hygiene makes you cleaner. Learning about politics doesnt allow you to do anything except stress.
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>>34297908
She's living in Belgium atm. It's literally 12:27AM there
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>>34297893
nothing ever happens
remember a few months ago when iran and israel were bombing each other and when the US stepped in and bombed iran? yeah, that shit was over after like five days
nobody cares because it's irrelevant as fuck
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>>34297903
>about something this big?
Lmao Iran is always causing shit. It's literally just another day that ends in "y". Is everybody supposed to get all uppity when North Korea starts spouting off shit too?
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>>34297912
Yeah so your parents fucked up
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>>34297913
Oh right, because stress only comes from things you can directly control.

Learning about politics is more like checking the weather. You can’t control a hurricane either but knowing it’s coming changes whether you board up your windows or sit outside with a beer pretending clouds are fake. Jesus christ, imagine being THIS willingly ignorant.
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>>34297918
>but knowing it’s coming changes whether you board up your windows or sit outside with a beer pretending clouds are fake.
And what the fuck does knowing about an increase of explosions in the shithole that is the middle east going to cause you to do? Am I supposed to hop in my Y2K bunker just because the Muslims are picking fights they can't win yet again?
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>>34297918
Your life remains unchanged whether cunt party 1 or cunt party 2 gets in.
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I hate autists and retards so much
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>>34297924
What about autistic retards?
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>>34297920
>And what the fuck does knowing about an increase of explosions in the shithole that is the middle east going to cause you to do? Am I supposed to hop in my Y2K bunker just because the Muslims are picking fights they can't win yet again?

If that was happening in your trailer park, would you feel sorry for not checking the news? And you just said that following politics is just a stress inducer but doesn't affect you at all. You're contradicting yourself again
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>>34297924
you hate yourself? aw anon
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>>34297909
Again, I do not disagree that he was not a good father and that the pressure he put on his child to excel in figure skating led her to burn out and other health issues. I would not do that to my child.
It's a pretty well studied and common pattern in families of recent immigrants - parents who sacrifice a lot and pour all of themselves into their children's excellence because they sincerely believe it is the best for them cause their children to burn out and experience depression and other mental issues. It's not just a pattern we see with her but with many other families.

Putting pressure on your child to excel in a sport is not rape and does not make you a pedophile, tho.
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>>34297929
it is abuse and it pits your child in disproportionate danger to get sexually abused
thats all I need to know about such parents
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>>34297926
They can be charming in extremely small dosages with their special interests but anything beyond that is eugenics territory
>>34297928
Case in point
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>>34297930
And I'm not saying it is not, but a lot of the time it comes from a place of love and search for acceptance in their new country more than anything else.

You can dislike them, you can act different, you should not be making up stories about it where he's a figure skating coach who rapes little kids.
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>>34297927
>And you just said that following politics is just a stress inducer but doesn't affect you at all.
Wasn't me who said that lmao.
>If that was happening in your trailer park, would you feel sorry for not checking the news
No, because I'd be involved in the situation. The fuck is the news going to tell me?

M8 I live near a fucking volcano that might just explode and kill me without warning some day, you don't see me worrying about it. So what if the middle east, or even the next state over, is exploding? I'm not going to worry or change my life just because a random plane or missile might fall on me.
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>>34297932
then they need to use their brain more and find non abusive and endangering ways to achieve those goals
idgaf about it being true or not, your guess is as good as mine and the evidence is even on my side
it's not like I'm going to report him to the police, I'm just never going to act like what people like that do is ok, let alone good or impressive
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Who am I? I can't remember. It's all a blur. I think I might be Tyler Durden.
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>>34297934
You have absolutely no evidence he was a figure skater, a coach, a child predator, or that he raped his own children.
We do know that he pushed Alysa into the sport and that caused her to burn out and abandon it, but that is it.
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>>34297936
I have evidence he abused her, thats more than enough
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>>34297937
You have evidence he pushed her into the sport. She has not called him abusive, and instead says that he was a great father and they have a very tight relationship. We have no evidence that he raped her or other kids. Claiming he raped her and other kids makes you sound like a lunatic and weakens the conversation around this.

Just be normal and don't exaggerate the situation, ti's already bad enough on its own.
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How should I approach qts? Do I just walk up and say hi before giving a compliment about something that isn't her body, like her outfit?
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>>34297937
>Trump's name was mentioned in the lists, therefore he must have literally raped babies to death while eating them
This is how you sound
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>>34297939
I said abused, not sexually abused but those things are only separated by a very very thin line that gets stepped over easily
and ofc she won't call it abusive, she doesn't know anything else because that has been her whole life
thats how grooming works and why some pedos claim they only wanted the best for the kid and some kids even feel bad for reporting the abuse or feel sad about being separated from their abuser
they. don't. know. any. other. reality

all I said is that the chances are huge that more sus shit went on there than the sus she we already know for sure, I never said it's confirmed he raped her
it seems more like you're the one that can't be normal about it
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>>34297939
>>34297941
I think he is just delusional and thinks he can get her as his girlfriend by "saving" her from her father.
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>>34297943
I'm not a man you creepy whore. We all know you plan to push your own poor child into stuff they really don't want to. Just accept that your plan is abusive instead of trying to act like you're doing them a service and just want the best for them. You want the best for you at their expense, yes. Which is the literal definition of abuse.
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What drives old people to keep living?

I imagine myself at 60+, wrinkled to hell, joints wrecked with arthritis, no sexual appeal, what’s even supposed to drive you at that point if you spent your youth hooking up with women?
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>>34297945
Probably family or something.
>chad gets old and loses the will to live when he can't fuck
>tfw vidya will always be there
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>>34297945
I plan on living forever
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>>34297945
>I imagine myself at 60+, wrinkled to hell, joints wrecked with arthritis, no sexual appeal
Treat your body right and you won't have that problem
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>>34297945
Why are you dumb fucks incapable of seeing beyond 2 feet in front of you
How are you all so fucking stupid
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>>34297947
But you can't fuck vidya
>>34297948
I can't live without sex. Should I castrate myself at 50 to lose all sexdrive?
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>>34297945
helping my kids be happy
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>>34297950
I'm smart
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>>34297942
>I said abused, not sexually abused
This is what you said:

>insane rapist energy
>I said there's a high possibility that thats what he did
>he probably spent his 30s giving ((figure skater lessons)) for cheap to underprivileged kids to get access
>he's probably a pedo with a figure skater fetish that breeds little girls to turn them into his own figure skater foid harem that's dependent on him
>how long until a bunch of his former trainees come forth with the sexual abuse allegations?

Do you think it's normal to talk about this about someone's father just because he pushed his child to excel at a sport? It's really fucked up to say shit like this.

She was an excellent figure skater as a child and her father and her coaches pushed her to a point where it was unbearable for her. It had negative effects on her mental health and caused her to develop an ED (which is very common in figure skating). She talked about this at length and never called him abusive or a bad father.

>all I said is that the chances are huge that more sus shit went on there than the sus she we already know for sure
You made up a whole narrative in which he was a pedophile who raped kids in China and moved to the US to make his own children to rape, instead of talking of what he actually did and how it was wrong. It's really weird to do so.
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>>34297951
>But you can't fuck vidya
Don't have to, I'm not a degenerate gooner like you.

Also by the time I'm 60, vidya/ai fleshlights are 100% going to be a common thing
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This general is crazy, do you guys just post here all day? Most other generals slow down at certain hours but this one is always chugging along
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>be woman
>all you need to be is a natural 5 or a 3 with makeup skills
>a little quirky
>instant win in life

>be man
>have to win genetically
>millionaire by the time you're 25
>only got a chance to get a wife and hope you dont divorce and lose it all
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>>34297956
>Most other generals slow down at certain hours but this one is always chugging along
It gets slow for a couple hours when Americans are sleeping and Euros haven't woken up yet.
Australians used to fill that slot but they seem to have vanished.
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>>34297954
I really couldn't care less about you and your insane copes for why you will abuse your poor kids bimbo.
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>>34297957
I know plenty of perfectly average people (looks wise and financially) who are married. Stop making shit up.
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>>34297959
Huh?
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>>34297960
give them 5 years and they'll all be divorced
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>>34297961
You hear me right. You'll think about it on your dead bed when you feel bad about what you did to them just because you wanted to crawl up the ass if your asian husbands parents for good girl points.
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Women, how would you feel if you were on a date and noticed your date was hard? Like you just happened to notice it or felt it during a hug or something?

Totally not self conscious I'd embarrass myself on a date or anything.
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>>34297963
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about lol
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>>34297962
All of them have been together for more than 5 years.
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>>34297966
When your little girl cries herself to sleep every night and wets the bed as a trauma response to what her coach did to her, I want you to lose sleep over it and know with certainty that this is all your fault because you were warned and you did know better but you decided to do it anyways because you cared much more about your own status than their wellbeing. Good luck with that and may god have mercy on your soul.
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>crashed into my bed completely drunk last night
Nice.
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>>34297969
>When your little girl cries herself to sleep every night and wets the bed as a trauma response to what her coach did to her, I want you to lose sleep over it and know with certainty that this is all your fault because you were warned and you did know better but you decided to do it anyways because you cared much more about your own status than their wellbeing. Good luck with that and may god have mercy on your soul.
This dude is legitimately insane
Just say you want to fuck her and move on.
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>>34297957
Not really
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>>34297969
>writing fanfiction about my children being raped
At this point I have to believe you're a pedophile and legitimately insane.
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>>34297971
Hello bimbo husband that she calls to her aid every time she can't come up with new excuses anymore and just claims everyone that doesn't with her is a simp thats mad she doesn't fuck him.
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>>34297973
>being concerned for children's wellbeing means you are a pedo
nice projection little mrs abuser
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OF women set the bar so fucking high for sex, most women can never keep up, right?
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>>34297974
>bimbo
She hasn't posted here in like 3 years.
You need to relax dude.
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>>34297975
You've been writing stories in which children get raped by their parents and coaches for hours now. I genuinely don't know why you'd do this other than being a pedophile. It's weird.
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>>34297976
I wouldn't know, I don't follow what whores do and I have no intention of dating an OF whore
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Damn girl u fine as fucjj when u schizoing aha
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>>34297977
Yes ofc bimbo husband, I totally believe this lie you two tell so people don't associate your perfection larp with her using atoga to get incels to give her cheap male validation. Maybe say it again so more people actually believe it and fall for it.
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>>34297978
You're such a disingenuous and abhorrent cunt it's extremely disgusting. And you call yourself a christian, no surprises there, lol.
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>>34297980
you know I'm right mr 3 day vacation
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>>34297982
>>34297975
Can you fuck off already with your OT spam?
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>>34296533
Millennial boomer here. Neighbours are having a party, must be their teenage kids bday.

The whole night they are playing songs for like 30 seconds before changing to the next one.

Can this gen really not sit through a whole song these days? The loud music I can deal with, I get it, they're young having a party but It literally feels like I'm listening to a tiktok scroll the whole friggen night
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>>34297983
14 day vacation actually
Where’s my part 2 babe
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>>34297982
I am not whoever you think I am. I do not call myself a christian and I'm not married to an asian man.
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>>34297984
Sucks to be exposed mr and mrs "if there is no evidence, nothing happened", huh?
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>>34297987
Ofc, and you would also never ever lie about not posting here anymore. No evidence and shi.
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>>34297965
Pls advise
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>>34297989
You're really odd lol
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>>34297986
that was a short 14 days lol
I'll post it in the other place
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>>34297992
How's the fertility treatment going in the barren womb household?
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>>34297981
>>34297982
I think we finally found someone more insane than the aquatic reptile
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>>34297993
Oh good I have so many nsf4chan memes
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>>34298000
>just call those calling you out crazy and accuse then of doing what you are doing
peak tiny hatish behavior moment
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Are you guys done being autistic? Can I get help with >>34297940?
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>>34298008
this gets answered like 67 times in every single atoga thread
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>>34297999
I genuinely do not know what you're talking about. Get help.

>>34298008
It is best to do so in an environment where you have an excuse to talk to each other (e.g. school, hobbies, bars, etc). Walking up to random people on the street is always a little weird.
Be polite and friendly, make conversation, avoid dropping compliments at the beginning in my opinion.
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>>34298010
>now deploying the "idk what you are even talking about" method
have you been rereading the talmud or what?
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Anyone else loves being white?
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>>34298014
no, we're not doing this again
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Is this the christian covid schizo going even more crazy than usual?
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>>34298010
Makes sense. Thanks for the advice.
>>34298009
Shame the thread doesn't have a FAQ in the OP
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>>34298017
This doesn't even need to be asked, it's basic common sense. A bit ironic that you of all people would call others autistic.
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>>34298015
You asffff aha
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>Make good* conversation and don't be creepy™ and don't be boring (ick)
Yeah.
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>>34298019
real
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>>34298017
Oh fuck off.
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>>34298017
>Shame the thread doesn't have a FAQ in the OP
t. faqgot
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>>34298021
Squat on my face daddy
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>>34298024
sorry, I can't squat, I lack the asian genes to do that
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>>34298026
Let me be more subtle
*kneels in front of you*
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>>34298028
no lewding the schizos
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>the male schizo is an iphoneshitter too
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>>34298032
wooow the noticer is noticing
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>>34298033
>>34298032
lel wtf
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Man, I wish I had some fruits at home.
I had hazelnut liquor last night and now I smell like nutella.
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>>34298042
very unfortunate, that would give me a headache
I just got groceries and I got grapes, bananas, kiwi and pineapple
you want some?
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>>34298044
Yeah, but you don't live with me, so I get none of it. :(
Don't even have anything canned..
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>>34298047
terribly sorry, maybe plan further ahead next time you're at the grocery store and get some apple sauce and dried apricots
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>>34298050
I do have some apple juice, peach juice and dried plums.
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>>34298051
what are you waiting for then?
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>>34298052
Well it is better than nothing, but not the same as biting into a fresh, plump, ripe peach.
Also I haven,t even gotten out of bed yet hehe :3
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>>34298054
yeah yeah, make a mental note of this moment for next time you get food
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>>34296533
Men, how do you feel when your crush is a Satanist?
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*asking anon if he'd volunteer to play a role in my short film and then make him clean up my whole place whilst filming him and claiming thats the scene*
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>>34298056
Turns out I had puked on my carpet last night!
This is exactly why I had stopped drinking. hah
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>>34298059
Post hands and we'll see if you are cute enough to pull that off.
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>>34298078
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>>34298057
get a better crush
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>>34298075
DAMN
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Fuck offfffffff.
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>>34298085
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>>34298085
That's not that good fucking Russian whore Eliza.
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imagine if you had to clip your foreskin every few weeks like finger nails
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>be woman
>be a latinx, wasian, blasian, asian or god forbid *r*sh or *nd*an
>all you need to be is a natural 4 or a 2 with makeup skills + lean
>a little quirky
>instant win in life
>millions of simps will give you money
>millions of simps will give you attention
>you can play the race card to get ahead in politics

>be man
>be a latinx, wasian, blasian, asian or god forbid *r*sh or *nd*an
>winning genetically isn't enough, you need to set records
>multi-millionaire by the time you're 25
>even then you can get cucked
>only got a chance to get a wife and hope you dont divorce and lose it all
>even with a wife they'll talk about how it's not a look or personalitymatch
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>>34298097
Does it also become hard and easy to clip like your fingernails, or do we gotta go for scissors and stitches?
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>>34298100
anyone else getting really damn bored with incels saying the same shit every five minutes?
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>>34298095
Eliza Lowe? she's american
im simping for Trusova
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>>34298104
I have no clue who that is.
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>>34298097
>mfw biting my nails
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>>34298102
you would have a foreskin clipper you can get at every store and it wouldn't bleed
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>>34298105
redhead I posted is Alexandra Trusova
webm is Eliza
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>>34298097
That's pretty bad. You guys should imagine that your dicks bleed every month and you can't control it. And then imagine that the bleeding is accompanied by any number of other ailments, like whole body soreness, lethargy, nausea, dizziness, headaches, mood swings, etc. That's just as crazy a d clipping your foreskin would be, right?
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>>34298106
new protein source unlocked
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praying for the well being of all the anons from USA. I hope you all don't get drafted to Iran.
Stay well and fuck hard.
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>>34298109
I don't care.
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>>34298112
Imagine using every opportunity to whine about your period.
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>>34298100
You choose to live within self-imposed cages.
I choose to be free.
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>>34298106
You should be shot.
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>>34298122
I just thought it was an ironic comparison that highlights how weird it is that dicks don't need regulation beyond hygiene.
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>>34298112
I cum three times a day
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>>34298126
Hopefully not while I'm biting my foreskin, that'd be pretty gay
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>>34298130
>tfw peeing out little cum jellies if I haven't had a release in a while
Pretty sure we need to maintain frequent emissions for our regulation. Or maybe I'm just chronically dehydrated.
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>>34298116
Jealous cuz her tits are bigger?
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>>34298136
What a severely mentally ill reply.
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Why are all ice skaters and ballerinas flat? Do women with tits just get filtered out because the reduced aerodynamics limit their ability to perform?
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>>34298138
But correct
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>>34298139
>Why are all ice skaters and ballerinas flat?
Russian Eliza is voluptuous.
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Bros, is this the start of WW3?
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>>34298139
Ice skating is the most elegant sport out there. Big tits are not elegant, they’re vulgar.
Imagine trying to do quads and the tits are just flopping around.
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>>34298139
>Why does physical fitness shrink body fat?
The physical fitness thirst traps you follow have implants.
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>>34298144
nah
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>>34298148
>you follow
Lmao I don't follow shit
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>>34298097
Multiple women would eventually develop a long foreskin fetish.
How would this affect the GDP of each nation?
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>>34298151
You don't click the "subscribe" button but you still go back regularly to look.
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>>34298144
It'll be over in a month, tops.
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>>34298144
Again?
Anyway, just another war for the "pwesident of peace".

>>34298151
Don't reply to the schizo.
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>>34298139
>Why are all ice skaters and ballerinas flat? Do women with tits just get filtered out because the reduced aerodynamics limit their ability to perform?
Probably because they start out young and eat calorie deficit diet. There are some with big boobas but not all
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>>34298153
I'm sure ((they)) would find a way to monetize it
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>>34298131
Well as long as you're clean about it, that's good.
>>34298135
Sounds like dehydration to me. I've taken multiple levels of A&P and I've never heard about anything like that.
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>>34298155
I don't look at any influencers or whatever the fuck you call them. I goon on /gif/ or phub twice a week like a normal person, not by stalking social media sluts
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>>34298144
No. Big military power vs small military power does nothing except creating a whole shit ton of refugees and a power vacuum in the aftermath.
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>>34298164
>I've never heard about anything like that
Every now and then I think I should ask my doctor about it, but it's not like I'm in a relationship or anything. I've been dealing with cum Orbeez for like, 5ever so it hasn't killed me yet.
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everyday I learn new gross things about the male body
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>>34298169
Another generation of European girls are going to suffer huh?
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>>34298180
>implying there was even going to be another generation of english people in the first place
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>>34298180
yep
they create these fake middle eastern conflicts to justify sending new waves of muslims to europe to further destroy white countries
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>>34298182
Who the FUCK cares about anglos? LMAO
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>>34298179
List them in reverse chronological order.
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>>34298176
I don't want to offend you, but that sounds absolutely foul.
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>>34298187
>Who the FUCK cares about anglos? LMAO
You sure got him.
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>>34298191
No offense taken, it is rather off putting
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>>34298057
A tramp stamp stamps you as a tramp, not a satanist. She's not my crush anyway because I can't get over that lip piercing.
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>>34298057
It’s ok I have satanic tattoos as well
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>>34298195
I mean, it's not so different from dropping a clot, but at least that's predictable.
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>>34298203
It at least feels kind of good when it happens, although I'm sure your clot thingy doesn't.
>>
Boobs are an absolute riot.
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>>34298057
Anyone else find it weird how /sp/ gets obsessed with a random athlete, spam her for like 2-3 months then pretend it never happened when they move on to a new girl the next year
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>>34297210
No, those aren't the mechanics for giving quality head.
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>>34298189
cum orbeez
postmortem priapism
ejaculation induced syncope and seizures
prostatic utricle cysts
urethra opening down the shaft
mini puberty in adult men illness or stress induced
genital induced vasovagal response
split scrotum
double dick
Penoscrotal Transposition
Persistent Cloaca Variant
fournier gangrene
Ischemic Priapism With Cavernosal Necrosis
Spontaneous Penile Hematoma

thats enough for now I'd say
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>>34298210
None of those are real words.
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>>34298210
>postmortem priapism
But that's funny.
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>>34298211
tzk tzk tzk
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>>34298100
>even with a wife they'll talk about how it's not a look or personalitymatch
That's all moids regardless of race.
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>>34298212
unless you're the mortician
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>>34298210
Is it weird that I feel kind of accomplished for having the least scientific sounding problem? It's nice to be number 1 too.
>Persistent Cloaca Variant
That sounds absolutely terrifying
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>>34298218
Don't become a mortician if you don't have a sense of humor.

Humorless morticians are more likely to fall victim to hauntings anyway.
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Moids, why do you keep bringing up body count? This is showing a deep level of insecurity and it really is none of your business.
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>>34298221
Scary eyes.
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>>34298221
Don't hurt me
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>>34298210
I'm afraid of even googling some of those thing. Are you studying medicine? I don't think those are things most men have to deal with. Humans are gross though, men and women alike.
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>>34298219
maybe there is a scientific term, I just don't know it

k, looked it up and it would be residual seminal coagulum
most likely just sperm that's not fully ejected and coagulates when the protein breaks down
>terrifying
yeah, thats when there's some internal plumbing issues and you basically cum and piss out of your ass
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>>34298221
>showing a deep level of insecurity
Correct. You answered your own question.
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>>34298220
noted
>>34298224
no, I'm just too curious for my own good
yeah, most of those are luckily very rare
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>>34298225
>residual seminal coagulum
Cum Orbeez sounds more fun, desu
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It was very sunny today but it got chilly. I wish summer was here already.
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>>34298221
It's weird how women will go insane if a man tells her his sexual past is sleeping with a hooker one time but you can't say anything about her sleeping with dozens of chads (who are the ones most likely to sleep with not one but multiple hookers in the first place)
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>>34298230
real
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>>34298229
>most of those are luckily very rare
Alright Ms. Scientist, are the orbeez rare? Did I win some fucked genetics?
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>>34298232
That'swhy sexes shouldn't talk about this at all.
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During the dating process, at what point should I inform my lady friend that I am virgin?
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>>34298229
>I'm just too curious for my own good
Wanna add one more thing to your list? Some times my ejaculate has been tinted a gross reddish-brown, when I've been edging and denying myself orgasm for too long. Also balls hurt.
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>>34298234
according to my very in depth and professional research, it's benign and underreported, so kinda widespread
I'd still slightly worry about the fact that your pp doesn't push out all the cum effectively enough despite cumming trice a day... are you fat by chance? this kinda sounds like stuff down there is a bit overwhelmed with the workload
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>>34298237
yeah, I know about that one
that basically happens when there's a bit of blood in your cum, which would fit with the edging because you basically overdo it and something pops or rips inside there
>balls hurt
prolly cause some blood vessel popped
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>>34298231
For me it was the first proper snow day of the winter, with enough snow to go snowboarding. And it's already melting away.
This winter has been shit.
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>>34298236
Partners should never ask each other about body counts. If she asks you if you are a virgin you should never talk to her again.
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>>34298230
Cum orbeez nuts.
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should I slack at work and do my masters? its like 3 stressful months for the lectures and then 3 chill months
i am 29 years old
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>>34298238
>despite cumming trice a day
I'm not that anon. I do it like 2-3 times a week.
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>>34298246
oh well, still, it's a bit sus
there's also the option of a protein issue that makes the sperm more prone to gelling
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>>34298242
>If she asks
What if I just completely fumble something and it comes up organically?
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>>34298246
I vould not survive if I don't cum at least once a day.
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>>34298248
How the fuck would that happen? Come up organically?
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>>34298232
>sleeping with a hooker one time
But you're a customer for life if you pay to have sex. You like automatically catch autism just by one transaction. Sort of like lottery scratchoffs.
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>>34298247
Oh no. Well I don't seem to be having any other issues, so I'll probably just ask my doctor about it if I ever find myself in a serious relationship and want to see if that shit's even viable for procreation.
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>>34298253
The fuck are you talking about? Had too much weed again?
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>>34298248
>it comes up organically?
Absolute autism.
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>>34298232
Women will also go insane if a man tells her he is a virgin.
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>>34298236
Once you are sure you want to have sex with her.
If you want to have sex before even meeting her then keep it to yourself until the 2nd date at least
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>>34298258
Insane women are the best lays.
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>>34298254
fair enough
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>>34298239
>prolly cause some blood vessel popped
I would guess because the Epididymis becoming too backed up. Which probably contributed to rupturing blood vessels.
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>>34298265
sounds unhealthy
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>>34298253
true if a man has sex with a hooker one time he's a degenerate for life, much like if a woman has sex with anyone outside of marriage she's a whore for life
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>>34298250
Lmao, I legit don't understand why it's so hard (lmao) for some people. I tried the whole nofap thing one time on a whim for around 2 months or so, never understood how those fucking coomers had legitimate problems doing it.

I stopped because the orbeez became a near constant thing and I got spooked thinking I had broken my dick or something.
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>>34298255
Pay for sex once and you'll always pay for sex.
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>>34298240
I just want to enjoy the sea and sit outside of cafes
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>>34298266
Yeah, I try not overdo it that much.
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>>34298270
What kind of stoner logic is that?
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>>34298270
Every man pays for sex. The only exception is Kieth Richards.
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>>34298264
How many if these images do you have? Do you ever run out?
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>>34298221
>why do you keep bringing up body count?

I think it's important men and women are on the same page on how they view sex and body count is a good indicator of how someone views sex.

The way she frames it in the video though... honestly makes her sound like she feels condemned every time she gets asked it, like she knows that she's morally conflicted by her own desires for frivolous fornication.
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>>34298270
You always pay for sex anyway, either with money or time. I have enough money, I don't want to waste my finite amount of time on Schrodinger's pussy.
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>>34298269
Why woumd I not want to feel nice?
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>>34298271
I like proper winters with lots of snow.
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>>34298277
She was probably only ever asked twice and is lying for content
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>>34298280
I doubt we will be getting that ever again
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>>34298264
>He has done so much cocaine too.
A steady supply of coke and goth pussy keeps any man feeling good.
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>>34298270
All men pay for sex in one way or another.
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>>34298279
Sure it feels good, but idk I guess it's just... boring? I'd just rather be doing something else than spending the 10+ minutes beating my shit.
>inb4 10+ minutes shock
I partially blame my meds
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>>34298274
>>34298284
>implying I wouldn't download a woman

Yes yes, I know I'm still paying with my time
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>>34298282
Last winter was great. This one was shit. I refuse to believe the permanent shift will be that sudden. But I will be thoroughly pissed off if the next winter turns out to be shit too.
At least you can go to your seaside cafés.
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>>34298286
They will make you pay monthly or yearly subscriptions and if you pirate a woman she will end up chopping your dick off
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Do chubby women give better cuddles because they're softer?
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>>34298200
>I can't get over that lip piercing.
On one hand, I get it, on the other hand I want to lick her tongue
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>>34298288
Yeah I'm sure next winter will be great wherever you live
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>>34298291
While really skinny women are superior for sex, a slight chub is better for cuddling.
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>tfw there's this cute goth coworker I would totally be into, but she's got like 6 spikey stud piercings all round her lips
I don't get why you would do something like that
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>>34298295
>really skinny women are superior for sex
Are they really?
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>>34298292
That's not a flattering angle.
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>>34298297
To give you better kisses
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>>34298297
>I don't get why goth chicks would give themselves piercings, it's not like that's a part of the alternative look they're going for or anything like that
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>>34298298
Yes.
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how do we remove alysa spamer
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>>34298304
I've seen worse spammers. She will tire out
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>>34298297
Who cares what you think. lmao
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>>34298297
>6 spikey stud piercings all round her lips
She thinks she's literally Pain.
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>>34298304
not as bad as the british mental patient and the canadian
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>>34296533
ohwellihatefoiders

first post on 4chan btw
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>>34298304
This board is infested with worse spammers than that, which we haven't been able to remove. At this point this is a trash thread for trash people.
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I don't get why guys are not approaching. Women are begging men to approach in social settings where they go out to meet guys. And guys are just ignoring them! How can you get a girlfriend if you won't talk to girls?
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Spammers are approaching at an alarming rate.
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>>34298312
This is the best thread on 4chan.
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All women should get piercings and tattoos
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>>34298284
itsoverdud
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>>34298316
Women are as contrarian as men. If this were mandatory you would have them peeling their skin off.
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>>34298304
Fuck Marry Kill
Frieren poster
Alysa poster
Cat poster
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>>34298300
Pretty sure I'd get fucking stabbed by them if we were to kiss.
>>34298302
Piercings in general are fine, it's specifically the lip piercings that just aren't appealing and bring to mind logistical concerns.
>>34298306
Fair point, but also I think she might have somewhat of a thing for me.
>>34298309
Not on her cheeks lol, literally around her lips like half an inch radius away from them.
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>>34298316
Oh god now you're gonna trigger the autist who has to argue about this shit every time he can.
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>>34298321
they're all men
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>>34298321
Kill them all except for the cat poster. Cat poster deserves hugs for posting cats.
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>>34298321
Marry Cat Poster
Exile Kitten Poster
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>>34298321
>Frieren poster
Who?
>Alysa poster
Who?
>Cat poster
Fuck.
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>>34298322
Aren't all piercings removable? I don't think it matters really
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>>34298320
>if u relly loved me u you would love my skinless face
>t. women who can no longer blink

very real
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>>34298313
Bro the only type of women having a difficult time in the SM and making these videos/post are 30+ year old women.

You will never see a 18-25 year old foidster with 2 boobster complaining about the state of the market.
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>>34298305
>she
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>>34298330
I would actually love a lich
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>>34298329
Sure, but then there's all these fuckin holes everywhere. I'm trying kiss someone, not play the song of storms on their face. Also I imagine they make drinking shit more difficult, like how would shit not leak out?
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>>34298321
do idiots really think those are femanons? lololol
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>>34298331
>be 31
>constantly hear about all the childless 30+ qts
>mfw have received one date in 3 years of using dating apps
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women, men, do you agree that fat people are ridiculous?
Waking up, having nothing but black coffee and walking 3 miles is literally free.
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>>34298336
The holes are not that huge.
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Would you punch your girlfriend for a million dollars? Like really really hard
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>>34298341
Idk man, these studs seem like they would leave sizable holes
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>>34298340
I agree that you're ridiculous for not understanding obesity, yes
>inb4 fatty cope
I'm not fat, I just have a functioning brain
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Why such American obsessiveness with precious body count? What even is such nonsense? In my country body count means how many wolves grandfather shoots in winter. Or how many enemies kill in old wars. Not silly game of how many people sex up? Americans treat like top secret spy code. Body count is just number, like calories in Big Mac Americans love so much.
Women always screaming on internet, "He ask body count on first date! Red flag! Toxic masculinity!" Toxic like chemicals put all over face? Calm down, drink Starbucks latte and think. If man ask, why not just say jealous because higher than your IQ! Or tell him zero, because always bury bodies and never recovered. Make joke, like we do here. In my country, guy asks stupid question, we laugh pour more vodka, not run TikTok and cancel like war criminal.
American girls cry, "Is shaming! Is oppression!" Oppression? Like waiting in line for bread or disappear because speak against government? Why so sensitive? Maybe because American girls grow up too many Disney princess movies, think life fairy tale where prince never ask awkward question. Prince Charming have body count too from all those dragons slays!
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women with metal in their lips and nose just show they aren't worth dating, so don't date them, there are other women. simple as. no need to argue about it.

>>34298342
yes. she'll forgive me.
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>>34298342
Sure, I can just buy a new and better computer with the money
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>>34298345
2/10 for effort but acting like it's girls caring about body count really lowers the quality of the bait
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>>34298342
Do I get to choose which one?
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im better than u niggas at picking up women
im so much better than u niggas at picking up women
im better than u at it
ive never done it but ive gotten so close
u niggas are done
im so much better than u i always walk up and say stuff sometimes.
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>>34298349
xD
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>>34298315
Doesn't change what I said.
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>>34298340
Yes, but it's on a sliding scale. Just a small gut that isn't spilling over your pant line, sure whatever, you do you. When you start to resemble a blob more than a person with defined limbs, I wonder how the fuck you didn't stop yourself from getting to that point.
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>>34297621
How'd you meet?
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>>34298313
No woman has ever begged me to approach here. When women want to be approach by men, they don't mean me.
>How can you get a girlfriend
I can't and a won't. No woman will ever want that.
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>>34298343
>Idk
Exactly, you know nothing.
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Should I even bother trying to find a gf if I'm living with my parents after my early 20's?
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>>34298352
You're so sexy
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>>34298342
She already asks me to do it for free.
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>>34298313
Who is this goddess?
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>>34298357
nah, just chill and enjoy the peace
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I plan on approaching a woman at a bar tonight and asking her if she wants to go back to my place and watch lotr or harry potter with me. Which franchise do you think would attract them more? One is bound to accept. I just want company. Losing my virginity is a plus but I'll avoid it.
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>>34298356
Probably won't ever know, because those lip piercings are a deal breaker and I'm not about to go up and say that I'd really like to take her on a date if she took out the studs.
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>>34298361
Nah m8, I'm not cut out for that Neet life. My career is in a low spot at the moment and I believe that renting is a scam, but things will improve
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>>34298362
lmfao
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>>34298344
>>34298364
>Coffee is not free

nta but lol literally fatty cope
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>>34298362
My nigga you best be watching the extended cuts of lotr
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>>34298365
ok, don't come back whining about how nobody warned you
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>>34298354
Innanet
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>>34298370
Will do
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>>34298371
But you didn't warn me?
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>>34298374
I can see why you're single and broke
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>>34298375
>broke
Never said that. I'm just not spending that shit on the outrageous rent in my area if I can help it.
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>>34298366
You don't think it will work?
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>>34298379
sounds like a great idea, I'm sure you actually plan to do that
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>being homeless as a woman
How does that even happen? kek
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what's the best sound effect for PIV action
>qoiuk qoiuk qoiuk
>shlook shlook shlook
>plap plap plap
>
>(other: describe another sfx)
state gender
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>>34298378
>My career is in a low spot at the moment
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>>34298381
it happens almost just like it happens to men, I don't get it? M.
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Could women date a man who spends a decent chunk of his time curating playlists?
I’ve been trying to keep my playlists under 90 mins total and splitting them in half to emulate listening to a cassette lately
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>>34298381
being unwilling to sell your dignity
>>34298382
cutting your tongue out
>>34298385
anon is trying to pull an "women can't have any problems, just find a simp to finance you" bait moment
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>>34298380
I am still thinking about it but I might do it as some sort of experiment. If I look at it like that I will be less embarrassed. I just gotta tidy up my room a bit.
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>>34298340
No. It is none of my business how fat or thin other people are.
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>>34298381
Drug addiction, debt, bad upbringing. All the same stuff that makes men homeless
The last time I visited a city with a significant homeless population, I remember seeing nearly as many women as men sleeping on the street
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>>34298386
sure, do whatever the fuck makes you happy
but why not just record actual cassettes?
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Why am I cursed to lust after mom-bods? There's this person I see at work regularly who is hands down the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. Great body all around, perfect amount of chubby, cute face, super nice, and great personality. Total package, but she's married and has kids.
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>>34298387
>being unwilling to sell your dignity
Is it more dignified to sleep on the street with no money?
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>>34298384
Just because my income isn't great at the moment doesn't mean I'm out of money
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>>34298392
mommy issues
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>>34298393
yes, 100%
>>
Theres something I have to say
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Girls, what's hotter, a guy who can draw well or a guy who can ride a motorbike?
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>>34298392
M. I know what you mean. Especially if they have that angelic glow that some mom-bods have. It's always a reminder that the unattractiveness isn't that they're a mom, it's that if they're available you wonder about how they got there.
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>>34298397
keep yo face shut
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>>34298391
I’m getting there, but I haven’t picked up a decent recorder or any blank tapes yet.
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>>34298393
nta
Are you one of those guys who talks about how sluts are terrible?
>>34298399
I'm gonna go with the latter only because I like to do AI art and I don't want to deal with a seething artist boyfriend.
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>>34298399
drawing takes a lot more dedication to do well, everyone can ride a motorcycle. so it's more impressive
but bikers are hot as fuck, so why not do both?
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>>34298403
No.

>>34298396
Have you ever been homeless?
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>>34298402
whats on your playlists?
>>
State gender.
When you were in the second grade, did you think you were gay because you could draw?
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>>34298395
I don't think so? I think it's mostly the whole wider hips and big breasts thing.
>>34298400
At least I'm not the only one lol
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>>34298408
F. No, I could never draw for shit.
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>>34298406
>been homeless
no, but close to it and my dad has been homeless for a few years
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>>34298399
>Girls, what's hotter, a guy who can draw well or a guy who can ride a motorbike?
Riding a motorcycle isn't hard, and most people that do are retarded. Drawing is a cool skill and he could draw me Korrasami fanart.
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Wait, women actually find men on motorbikes hot? I thought it was a meme
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>>34298408
F, no, the fuck?
>>34298414
some do, many do. I do
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>>34298403
>I like to do AI art
You're not actually making art.
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When are you going to start BASE jumping with me?
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>>34298397
What is it
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>>34298399
I don't really care for either. Everyone in my family rides motorcycles so it's not very cool to me, it's more something my uncle does for fun.
If he was good at drawing I could bully him into doing things for kids at work so maybe that, but I don't vibe well with artsy guys.
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>>34298408
No, because I couldn't draw worth a shit.

I did have shitty grades until I just kind of shut down and stopped giving a fuck about studying around the fourth grade, which told me that I can only succeed at things if I don't care about them or work hard and gave me some sort of complex that I'm still trying to deal with.
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>>34298417
We've been over this before, I don't do heights and you won't get me within 5 miles of those cliff faces
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>>34298416
Cool, don't care. I will never pick up a pencil.
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This twitch streamer just got a $5000 donation today.

Why is it so easy to females to succeed in this life?
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>>34298425
get some new material tranny-chan
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>>34298423
What about buildings?
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>>34298425
That's a girl failure, successful ones have rich husbands
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>>34298425
Stop giving women to OF and twitch whores if it annoys you.
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>>34298399
I'm a pretty nerdy dude that recently got into riding in the last 2 years and bought a BMW. Like I always thought it was a meme but chicks really do dig guys that ride bikes. I never had girls hit on me before I started riding.
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>>34298425
I'd make so much money off of internet simps if I were a woman
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>>34298425
I want to cum inside her.
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>>34298427
I will physically fight you if you try and move me near the edge of a building, even if it is a proper balcony with a railing. I also don't play with those glass floors. Fuck that shit
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>>34298432
>implying you even need to be a woman

just ai generate a chick and fool everyone
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>>34298428
Men, I see this posted sometimes but I don't really understand the point of it. It seems like a silly cartoon. She is clearly telling the guy she is not the average height and it is like he doesn't believe her or something.
>>
ordo ab chao
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Would you rather date a 5 foot 6 guy who can ride a motorbike or a 6 foot guy who can draw
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>>34298438
Neither, I'm not gay
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>>34298425
when you give a woman a view on twitch, her algorithm goes up and you increase the likelihood that this will happen more often

The only winning move is to disengage entirely
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>>34298425
>Why is it so easy to females to succeed in this life?
Because men make themselves easily exploitable.
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>>34298438
6 foot guy who can draw, I don't care about either hobbies but like tall guys.
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>>34298438
tall and skilled
he can always get a motorcycle too
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>>34298436
how many times do I have to post the skit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12zSSfHN2o0
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>>34298438
>>34298443
I don't care about heights but want s guy that can draw.
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>>34298434
You will develop a taste for adventure eventually
>>
Do stick figures count?
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>>34298448
artist bf or writer bf?
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>>34298436
She's trying to change the subject without realizing that she's trying to change the subject. He wants to discuss the average woman and she wants the conversation to be about her. She uses her own variation to shut down his discussion of the average woman.

These are fictional characters and the conversation is scripted so it doesn't really matter or say anything about the world THOUGH.
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>>34298415
>the fuck?
Just one of the many pieces of gold hiding in Macklemore’s discography
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>>34298447
But I understand averages
>>
Women, do all of you really desire city life or at the very least suburbia? Would most of you not be open to living in smaller town or semi-rural areas where you can have a couple of acres of land? I'm thinking like a Stardew Valley type of situation, your not in the middle of nowhere but like a 30 minute drive from your Trader Joe's and Wholefoods.
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>>34298452
nta
>The average woman is an attractive Twitch thot making hundreds and thousands off of simps
You're completely delusional if you unironically believe this. Log off and go touch grass.
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>>34298428
She lives in a $1000000 condo apartment in Thailand with her other streamer buddy (bf but ofc she won't admit that) and doesn't cook nor clean. The other male streamer buddy does everything for her, including cooking luxurious meals on stream and doing her laundry. All she does is do silly dances in front of the camera and occasionally goes outside for irl streams. They both have American passports
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>>34298458
>do all of you
stopped reading there absolute brain dead moron generalist
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>>34298438
Women will pick a 6 foot drug dealer over a 5 foot 6 millionaire
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>>34298451
Artist. Writing is cool, but I think it's the fact that I can do it too that makes it less impressive.
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>>34298463
Is that why Danny Devito is married with children?
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>>34298449
I can do other stuff, but heights are a no go. The only time heights are okay is if I have at least 3 solid points of contact, none of which are a railing. I'm too tall for normie height railings and I do not trust them at all.
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>>34298458
No. I've always wanted to live rural and I made my husband move out from the city he lived in to a small town. While we're reasonably close to stuff, it is about 15 minutes each way to get to a large store.
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>>34298459
But I am also NTA because I never claimed that thoughbeit.
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>>34298407
I’ve got a jazz playlist with Miles Davis, Thelonius Monk, Lee Morgan, Yusef Lateef, Bill Evans, Bud Powell etc.
I’ve got a 90s/early 2000s R&B playlist with Brandy, Amerie, Faith Evans, Sade, D’Angelo, Erykah Badu, Mary J. Bligh etc.
I’ve got a D&B playlist with several artists from Metalheadz, Moving Shadow and Good Looking Records
Also have a guilty pleasure Eurobeat playlist full mostly of Super Eurobeat slop

And finally, one that’s a sort of mood board for a writing project of mine, with a lot of prog rock and jazz fusion
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>>34298460
>They both have American passports
Why did you feel that was worth adding? lol
And why do you even know any of that? lmao
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>>34298458
"I want to be a farmer" says the man who despises physical labor and would never survive on a farm. "Stardew Valley is just like real life, isn't it?"
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>>34298469
Very rude of autocorrect to make me misspell Blige
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>>34298469
oh so you're the anon that posted erykah badu and had the genie in a bottle ear worm huh
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>>34298458
Am man, but how the fuck does anyone enjoy or even tolerate big city life? Other than job prospects, it seems terrible
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>>34298436
It's mocking women for both not understanding averages as well as suffering from main character syndrome.
He makes a causal statement of fact and she immediately tries to refute it and center the conversation by self-inserting her own height as if it has any baring or relevance.
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>>34298464
>it's the fact that I can do it too
Can you though?
Anyone can write a few sentences but can you write a compelling narrative, believable dialogue while remaining consistent over a few hundred pages, let alone a few paragraphs? I think a lot of people underestimate the difficulty of writing well because it appears to be the lowest-level access form of creativity
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>>34298473
Just the first one actually, but I probably am going to amble around my house singing about how you gotta rub me the right way for in a retarded voice for a minute now
>>
Is this a good instagram profile picture (obviously the face won't be scribbled out) or is too cringe and narcissistic?
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>>34298339
im not saying there are alot of them, but that they are just as unwanted as a short guy is to women generally.
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>>34298478
hehe, successful bamboozle
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>>34298475
Parks go a long way. I also like the people
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>>34298479
Fuck off.
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>>34298479
the armpits made me gag.
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>>34298479
a bit little shirt and a bit much armpit hair
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>>34298482
>Parks go a long way
I guess, but it seems like it would just be better to have the park all around you and with less homeless people in it.
>I also like the people
I generally don't like people, so yeah you got me there if that's your thing.
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>>34298477
I've written entire DnD campaigns and like interweaving the narratives of multiple storylines. Plus, I think I'm exceptional at writing prose and giving characters unique feels. I'm not saying I'm some award-winning author, but neither are most artists Rembrandt.
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>>34298470
I subbed to her once. Not a huge amount mind you, I'm not a simp. Used to watch her everyday until I got banned by one of her mods. Sent her tons of dms but she ignored them all. Now I watch other streamers who value my time
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Will get some art student to make me a bust of this man.
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>>34298490
lol
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>>34298490
>not a simp
>subbed to her
>Used to watch her everyday
>Sent her tons of dms
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>>34298490
Everyone point and laugh
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What are you afraid of
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women do boners gross you out?
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>>34297711
probably even higher of a % in other countries
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>>34298484
>>34298485
>>34298486
Ill take that as a no, kek
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>>34298490
this the kind of shitfucks that whine about women having an easy life cause of simps lmfao
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>>34298493
I DM’d her just to try to get unbanned, idiot not because I was trying to slide into her DMs. Reading comprehension, retard.
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>>34298489
Nah that's fair I just assumed you were some anon who didn't read and thought writing is easy lol

Have a good day, Anon.
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>>34298481
One of the guys from Anamanaguchi tweeted
>im a doody in a bottle babay
a decade ago and it replaced the actual lyrics for me
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>>34298491
based
>>34298498
you have a nice body but using it as your pfp seems rather slutty and on the nose, it would throw me off a bit
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>>34298503
stop, you will infect me too
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>>34298500
I understood. The fact that you begged for days on end to get unbanned by a twitch streamer is fucking unhinged.
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>>34296921
how nigga
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Would u rather date a 6 foot average face guy or a 5 foot 6 cute face guy; all else equal.
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>>34298501
red heads are so hot
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>>34298508
Either would work. No strong feelings.
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>>34298496
No. I think they can be kind of cute actually.
>>34298508
Both are taller than me, so does it really matter?
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>>34298508
6 foot, men shouldn't be too pretty or they start looking gay as fuck
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>>34298509
She looks blonde to me
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Men are now engaging in a new tactic called the "Alpine Divorce". Men, what would even cause you to do something like this?
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>>34298512
A 5 foot 6 guy would struggle to protect you
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>>34298511
>>34298512
These women be out here lying.
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>>34298495
You scare me
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>>34298515
we all know you're a man rubbing your hands but jokes on you because if you can't find your way back home without a dumb moid you deserve it
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Women all want a quirky weirdo guy until they're actually face to face with a stone cold eccentric freak
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Women, would you rather be 6' tall and date a 6' guy, or be 5'6" tall and date a 5'6" guy?
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>>34298479
I wish I had a normal male body. And everyone else takes theirs for granted. Fuck my chud failure life.
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>this could be me and femanon
femanon, why not?
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>>34298515
If she's not wearing a skirt so I can easily fuck her during every break.
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Does this mean I can groom a Gen Z retard bimbo?
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>>34298495
looking back on my life and thinking I made all the wrong choices
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>>34298522
5'6" and date a 5'6" guy. Already done it, was fine. Being tall seems like such a pain in the ass.
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women would you groom a 27 year old virgin boy?
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Women, would you date a 7" jacked brick shithouse of a man if he was a super white albino and had no hair whatsoever?
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>>34298506
>days
It wasn’t days, it was a few hours. And yeah, if you put a lot of time into something and suddenly get locked out, you’re going to try to get it back. If you grind a game for hundreds of hours and your account gets banned, you’re not just shrugging and walking away you appeal it. Same idea. Stop trying to paint me into a loser twitch simp.
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>>34298528
>Being tall seems like such a pain in the ass.
What a weird statement.
It doesn't and isn't.
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>>34298533
You say that as a man though.
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>>34298528
Being 6 foot is peak af
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>>34298526
no, because zoomettes get upset if you don't eat as much media psyop propaganda as them and oblige their delusions.
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>>34298524
holy cushing's syndrome moment
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>>34298523
Start passport maxxing, get a nice rice gf
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>>34298533
Being shorter and average is much nicer as any sex
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>>34298515
That's pretty funny actually
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Sending out love and support to the Islamic Republic of Iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaUOE8xv-zA
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>>34298526
go ahead and try it
>>34298529
no, the fuck
>>34298531
nah, pass
>>34298543
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>>34298533
>>34298536
Every tall woman I know complains about clothes not fitting properly, standing out, looking huge in heels, towering everyone and every other man, etc.
Every tall person I know complains about traveling being the worst experience in existence and it's already a pain for me being very average.

I'm glad you don't experience it, tho.
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Are the women that chose the bear and the women that cry about being 30s, childless, alone, unable to find men with relationships, are these the same women?
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>>34298537
My dog gets upset when I don't give him treats and let him outside when he needs to go potty too but I can manage him.
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>>34298515
>when she becomes a problem so you give her back to the bear
men are wholly rational in their actions.
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>>34298543
Lmao fuck those pedos
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>>34298515
LOL why wouldn't she just follow the man back to the car?
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>>34298518
>Women are lying unless they're insulting me
>>34298521
You say that as if the reverse isn't true for men and autistic woman.
>>34298543
>Supporting a sharia shithole and not the people protesting against the sharia shithole
Kill yourself
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>>34298539
I don't like Asians and they wouldn't want me anyway, besides that's not even the point.
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Is it true that the guy that women date/marry and the guy that they actually want to fuck are seldom the same person?
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>>34298554
Not for me, my husband is two in one.
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>>34298535
Yes.

>>34298541
No.
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>>34298532
>if you put a lot of time into something
That something is simping for a woman who doesn't know who you are.
You are a loser twitch simp.
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>>34298554
Yeah, they wanna fuck the hot exciting guy and marry the stable guy who'll stick around
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>>34298556
Well I say yes
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>>34298553
They'd want your money and that's all that matters, who cares if they don't want you physically? You'll still want them, you'll still get to fuck them. Stop worrying about that stuff, do you think your ancestors cared when they raped and pillaged other countries? Of course not and they still had fun

Shed your feminine slave morality, otherwise you'll never enjoy life
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>>34298554
No, the man I married is the one I've felt most attracted to in my life.
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>>34298560
I am tall and it's so much better than being small.
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>>34298563
How would you know then? In the end it's pretty much the same really. In my case irrelevant
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Women is this you
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772296082462338.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772296082462338.webm
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>>34298528
The only response to an unpopular question. You might be the only woman in this thread willing to date a same-height man.
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>>34298557
I enjoyed her streams the same way someone admires and follows a singer just a fan of the content, nothing deeper than that. Meanwhile, you are an actual loser who thinks he is interacting with females on an online anonymous honeypot. LMAO. How fucking pathetic. I genuinely feel sorry you.
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>>34298563
>>34298567
I am small and I would much rather be tall
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>>34298408
M
I knew from a very early age, as far as I can remember, that I most definitely liked girls.
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>>34298571
Sure anon lmao
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>>34298554
I'm a male so take what I say with a grain of salt but generally I think women have two modes to lust.

Immediate attraction based on perceived aesthetics and stuff which is "the person they want to fuck". This is the guy that's depicted in NTR doujins and stuff as chad thundercock but generally this is mood based and short lived attraction and women feel icky afterwards and they know they're being retarded and being used. That's attractive to them in a way too but it ultimately isn't the top tier.

The highest tier if female attraction and sex is genuinely when they feel connected and understood and safe even if it's like hyper rough fucking or whatever or the guy is an absolute scumbag. The actual character of the man can be a lot of different things, it's more about the emotional intensity and connection and this is where you get women that will literally do anything for the guy and fall on a pyre or sacrifice basically everything for them because it's that valuable.
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>>34298572
You write this as a man though.
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>>34298571
Lmao okay sure buddy
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>>34298575
women aren't that complex
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>>34298575
Sorry I forgot to mention marry and family as an angle. That's mostly based on whether they can imagine a life with a person and it literally is a completely different skill set.
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>>34298533
back pain from being tall is kinda shit
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My mom (48) thinks that being a female who's tall is an attractive trait. She's not tall herself but constantly glazes tall female celebrities and begs my dad to buy her high heels.

Why do some women think this way? No man wants a tall woman.
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>>34298579
That's what they want you to think because they know how fucked they are when men start actually targeting those aspects.
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>be guy
>6'1"
>tfw will never ever find a gf as tall or taller than me to make superior tall children with
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>>34298581
You get that from sitting on a bad chair not your height.
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>>34298572
I’n 5’4” and I’d rather be 5’4”.
That’s the way I am and I love it.
Anything else would a self-betrayal.
There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
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>>34298582
I love your fictional closet lesbian mother.
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>>34298582
>No man wants
whats up w this thread and speaking in absolutes about boring shit like preferences in physical traits
>NO MAN likes that
>uhh no retard, no woman EVER likes that
just such a stupid way of thinking/speaking and i see it often
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>>34298582
>No man wants a tall woman.
Speak for yourself, gaybo
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>>34298582
models
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>>34298574
>>34298577
Why did you double post, samefag?
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>>34298588
Based
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>>34298591
>>34298590
>either troons or femcels
The majority of males do not want female partners who are taller than them. This is a fact. Cry more and go outside.
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>>34298581
Women are breeding men into extinction right now, we get backpains because we are unnaturally tall, our children have ADHD, they're dumber than their predecessors
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>>34298593
>taps on the wrong post
>doesn't follow timestamps
It's over for you, NGMI.
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>>34298597
>either troons or femcels
Am >>34298585. You're just a gaybo
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>>34298599
>tfw I breed with an ADHD man with chronic backpain
At least he's smart.
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Burger time. :D
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>>34298491
Is this meant to imply exactly two classes of men, where the classes universally complement each other? Because it's technically correct the world does hold those two classes of me, but the world additionally holds a third class of men without intelligence and religion.
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>>34298599
>not good enough to be chad
>not shitty enough to be extinction breeding stock
What the fuck
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>>34298554
I a guy in a female dominated profession. I'm the only male librarian working along all female librarians who are mostly married, and mostly female library staff. Women are fucking wild bro. They will be 100% honest too when they think you are one of them.
>Female Librarian admits she cheated on every guy she has ever been with, including her current husband.
>Female Librarian that is a lesbian admits she has cheated on ever woman she has been with. She says "Monogamy is not a thing in the Lesbian community"
>Female Librarian is cheating on husband with Male Library Assistant
>Female Library page is fucking her male boss. Both are married, everyone that works there knows it
>Female Librarian has an open marriage with her husband
>Unmarried Female Librarian openly admits to constantly picking up younger guys at cougar bars
We had a frank conversation of exactly what you mentioned once, best sex of our lives. Literally one young Library page early 20s was the only person who said her current husband/boyfriend. Working here has hardcore checked my worldview about women.
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>>34298590
It's incel mentality.
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>>34298604
Yay! Enjoy! I had a burger earlier.
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>>34298599
Only dysgenic freaks get back pain from being tall. Normal tall people don't get that. Same is true for people that get back pain from big boobs.
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>>34298599
>we get backpains because we are unnaturally tall
Stop spewing lies already.
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>>34298554
sometimes but that applies to men too, most people settle.
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>>34298605
That is true but this man was saying this centuries ago in the middle east. I am pretty sure there were only these two classes of men back then. And i think he refers to men as in humans
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I hate that all the liquid leaves me face throughout the day making me ugly at night
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>tfw dad "jokingly" asked me why I can't be as talented as Alysa Liu

How do i process this
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>>34298616
Who?
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>>34298515
Reminds me of that femanon the other day, who managed a faster daily average hiking pace after her boyfriend gave up and went home.
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>>34298615
Even cum?
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>>34298607
I don't know anyone like this, maybe something about your profession just attracts huge whores lol
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>>34298616
tell him you can be as talented as Trusova instead
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>>34298617
Her daddy.
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>>34298616
Tell him that's impossible, she's one of a kind.
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If you vacation in Dubai you honestly deserve to get a bomb dropped on you.
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>>34298607
>Monogamy is not a thing in the Lesbian community
Checks out. Only gay people I know are 2 trans (ftm) coworkers who are together in some poly shit that consists of at least 3 people
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>>34298616
Weird way of saying he wants to fuck his daughter but ok.
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>>34298616
Not gonna lie if I was a woman I'd train for Olympics because in some sports the bar is in hell right now
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>>34298620
I have a friend who is a CT Tech, and the way he tells it healthcare is basically the same. It seems like any female dominated profession will either attract whores or encourage women to whoremax. I don't know if it is women feeding off each other's whore energy or what.
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>>34298515
A chick who abandoned a dude on a hiking trip became national news here in Brazil.
The guy was stranded for like 3 days and came back alive.
The media tried to arrange a meeting between them and the dude shamed her to death on national tv and then starred on some ads.
>>
italian femanons...
https://www.instagram.com/p/DVJiyKuifmG/
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>>34298632
nta
You're either lying or living in a liberal shithole like LA or San Francisco.
>>
6months and I still haven't bought scissors
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>>34298630
can you be normal for once?
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I have a birthday party to attend now.
Bye my beautiful anons
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>>34298632
I work in a field that is over 95% women and my coworkers are really normal. In long term relationships, or single and still pretty normal. One of my coworkers is in her mid 20s and still has never had a bf or had sex.
The biggest gossip was that a couple of people at the office dated each other.
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>>34298638
yeah korralesbo took the entire stock im afraid
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>>34298616
things that never happened
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>>34298614
>this man was saying this centuries ago in the middle east
>And i think he refers to men as in humans
lol
Women were, and still are, treated more like accessories to humanity than proper humans in their own right.
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>>34298640
Bye bye baby
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>>34298616
Everytime my parents watch tennis they ask why I didn't do it as a child and get olympic level good and then I go get upset alone
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>>34298640
bye, report back what cake you had
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Why are Air India tickets so cheap nowadays? Kinda tempted to visit if the price is right
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>>34298635
lol
The way she talks is hot, but I don't find her super attractive t b h.
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>>34298644
You have interpreted that wrong. Men also refers to women as equal.
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why does this guy think me being nice = wanting to be more than friends. is he stupid?
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>>34298515
>I've been single for about 16 years now
>but my social media algorithm is just reinforcing that I should remain single

Gee, I wonder why every time I like"the opposite sex is le bad" I never get videos challenging my world view?
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haha noodle brain
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>>34298650
she looks crazy hot to me
might be her energy doing the heavy lifting tho
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>>34298616
"Because I inherited your genes."
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>>34298649
>>34298654
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>>34298648
Do not redeem if you value your life. They're graduating from telecom scams to hostage taking.
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>>34298651
he's a gooner, so yes
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>>34298515
I don't believe that this is very common.
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>>34298515
>going to the summit again
>see ex wife lying there
>''EEY THERE'S THE OL' BALL 'N CHAIN''
good strat ngl
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>>34298650
Not that it matters for the point.
>>
brehs
brehs
breeeehs
brehehehehehes
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>>34298651
Sometimes we just get used to people not being nice to us
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>>34298656
I wouldn't call her ugly, she's overall pretty, it's just... not THAT hot outside of her attitude.
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>>34298658
are you him? how did you know?
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>>34298616
The correct response is "Why didn't you put me in figure skating classes when I was 3?"

>>34298631
>I'd train for Olympics because in some sports the bar is in hell right now
Weren't the men who won Curling for the US at Sochi just some 30 year old boomers who were doing it for fun?
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>>34298632
>Work in hospital in Oklahoma City
>See this exact situation
>>
Has anyone else fucked up their life beyond repair
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>>34298667
Find me a man who isn't a gooner.
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>>34298666
a 10/10 with a shit and nagging personality is worse than a 6/10 like her with that personality
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>>34298660
They're fucking posting about it on TikTok!
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>>34298670
Not sure how that ispossible
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>>34298667
because gooners go through the world interpreting everything in a gooner way so you being nice to him in his reality means you want the d
it's basic pattern recognition and logic, you should try it some time
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Women, do you love Morrowind?
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>>34298672
Ok?
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>>34298670
Nah. I've certainly squandered every opportunity I've ever had, but I can still turn this shitshow around
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>>34298665
how do i go about pursuing this person? they say i text too much, so im taking a break from talking with him
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>>34298676
M
I love Morrowind. Started a new game as a breton battlemage two days ago
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>>34298673
they're doing that because there's one guy that got sentenced a few days ago cause his gf died cause he left here there and he did this before with another ex and I think he tried to abandon said gf before too
basically it's mainly one guy and people are riled up cause it's a recent event
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>>34298676
I'm not too crazy on Western RPGs, but I do respect Morrowind for being well made.
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>>34298651
If women are nice to me even when they don't want my dick then how am I supposed to tell when a woman does want my dick? Women refuse to be straightforward about things like this.
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>>34298670
I thought being a college dropout was going to be the end of me but it turns out I still career-hopped my way to a nice white collar desk job where the pay is good, the workload is reasonable, and my coworkers are generally pleasant. I live comfortably, I enjoy my hobbies and I enjoy my friends. Unless you have a criminal record, it's never over and it's never fucked up beyond repair
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>>34298676
idk what that is
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>>34298680
>breton
My N'wah
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>>34298673
>thinking that means anything
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>>34298676
M
I tried it, hated it.
Rpgs are boring. Games are boring.
Go read a book or something.
I shouldn’t need to calculate my stats and xp and keep minmaxxing shit to be able to play.
Sorry, I just can’t get into it.
I like fps game though, sometimes, but I don’t have enough time to get good at them and I also don’t think I would if I had it.
>>
Women
How come you liking a guy doesn't result in you wanting his dick at all?
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>>34298686
I shouldn't be mad, but for some reason my heart burns
>>
I spent last 5 hours preparing a meal for myself, too bad women don't care if a man cooks or not
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh30qfzi0fY
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>>34298693
but i do want his dick!!
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>>34298670
Every decision I've made from being born onward has been the wrong one.
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>>34298686
Stupid sexy zoomette.
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>>34298695
Big potta sloppa?
>>
Memes aside, is anyone tempted to conceive a child this way?
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>>34298703
if you could get a surrogate child like that without having to have a wife, yeah
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>>34298694
sorry
>>34298700
very silly
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>>34298703
I've met people who've had IVF done because they were just unable to find a partner, and their kids are usually normal. Alysa Liu is an exception, not the norm.
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>>34298695
What did you cook anon?

>>34298693
I always felt like it's wrong to fuck a guy I don't know well, am committed to and love. Even if I want it. Also sometimes I just don't want dick,
>>
Would you date Michelangelo’s David?
No, he’s not a king. He’s just a guy that looks like him.
>shiet
>ripped
>small pp
Would you?
Both men and women are allowed to answer.
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Femanons, how do you feel about Makima?
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>>34298709
M
Sure
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>>34298709
f, need to see it hard first
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>>34298709
F
Not sure if I'd want to date a biblical hero, but if he's Michelangelo's David specifically, then I guess I'd like to question him on what it's like to be an uncircumcised Jew.
>>34298710
F
I've never seen Chainsaw Man, but the character design is nice.
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>>34298706
Stupid very silly sexy zoomette.
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>>34298710
idk anything about her other than that men with mommy issues can't resist her but she looks cute
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>>34298709
I typod.
shiet -> short
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>>34298715
Based on her design alone, what do you think her personality is like?
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>>34298709
his hands are the wet dream of that femanon who schlicks to picks of anons hands in these threads
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>>34298716
I'm not a zoomette, I just never got into vidja
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>>34298721
Probably a dommy mommy type. I also heard from a friend of mine that she also molested the MC? Which is pretty wild to see outside of hentai.
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Why do some girls flirt with every guy except the ones they're attracted to?
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>>34298718
>idk anything about her other than that men with mommy issues can't resist her but she looks cute
It's funny how most people think she is a dommy mommy when she's anything but that in the series.
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>>34298701
Yea, pulled pork
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>>34298724
You are one now! >:)
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>>34298726
harvesting validation with zero emotional risk
what's not to love?
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>>34298724
Board games are vidja without the vid.
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>>34298731
oh, oge
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>>34298732
Me, I'm not to love.
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>>34298734
I mean, you still see them so technically they are vidja
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>>34298726
Cause flirting with the guy they are attracted to is scary and anxiety inducing. Casually flirting with dudes is just so much easier for them.
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>>34298653
Mine is smooth
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>>34298735
>she just accepts it
Hot.
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>>34298728
I didn't say she's a dommy mommy, from what I heard she's abusive and manipulative
which gives mommy issues men a stiffy
>>
G-grills... I have a question. Is there a dating market for friendless and awkward males? Is that common on US/Europe? I live outside the West and it seems there is no girl who wants to date the type of person I am.
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>>34298686
Western RPG made in the early 2000's about a province subjugated by an expansionist empire with a holy tribunal temple and several great houses that have more or less capitulated to varying degrees to the empires rule to maintain their tradition and way of life while the empire extorts them for natural resources. Before you lean too heavily on feeling sorry for the people though their way of life is heavily influenced by religious zealotry, racism, and slavery. You have the natural populace caught between the many powers all trying to navigate the slowly rotting structures that are dying to the new world that is emerging while tribal natives hate everyone around them. You as the player character are freed by the emperor and put right in the middle of a tribal prophecy regarding the return and reincarnation of a national hero and demigod named Nerevar. Whether you are this Nerevar or not is never actually defined, as "you are not the Nereverine, but you are someone who could become the Nereverine." The game explores the great person theory of history and what it means. All the while an ultra nationalist cult spreads a blight disease across the land and an old fellow demigod calls the lost Nerevar to him to push the outlanders from their home and free their people (by enslaving them to his will), all while the tribunal (the sanctioned religion) fights to quell the nereverine prophecy because it threatens their power and the stability of the peaceful capitulation.
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>>34298739
same
>>34298740
even more silly than before
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>>34298670
What'd you do now
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>>34298693
It does though.
Are you exceptionally ugly or something? I'm sorry.
>>34298695
It's attractive. My latest ex won't measure shit to save his life so I wouldn't trust him with baking but he's a better cook than I am and that is kind of hot.
>>34298709
I think no
The thumb pp and his face fuck it up for me
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>>34298744
so basically the roman empire trying to force christianity on europe and some messianic figure lore, got it
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>>34298725
Nah, the MC - Denji is just a desperately horny, inexperienced teenager driven by raging hormones and basic desires like touching boobs after a lifetime of deprivation. Makima never seduces him in any real sense, she remains calm, detached, and clinical in her manipulation, viewing him solely as a vessel for the Chainsaw Devil's power with zero personal interest. She doesn't even remember the faces of people she deems irrelevant, including him. Despite this, she treats him really nicely in a boss and subordinate kinda way
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>>34298753
me asf
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Why are women turned on by risk takers?
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>>34298756
nta but that is what seduction and manipulation is
also
>teenager
>after a lifetime of deprivation
kek
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>>34298745
You can lick mine if you let me lick yours
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>>34298741
>she's abusive and manipulative which gives mommy issues men a stiffy

She's only like this in porn. In the actual series, she's calm and professional and never treats the MC like shit.
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>>34298752
Yeah but you have cool alien fantasy elements like ancap wizards with mushroom towers, ancestor worship necromancy, and a bunch of other weird stuff. Giant floating jellyfish, giant fleas that natives carve a hole in their shell and manipulate their organs to make them into traveling mounts. Legal assassination guilds. Drug smuggling, lots of stuff.
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>>34298760
cause he will take a risk to make you shut your dumb mouth to protect my peace and I like that
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>>34298651
when you go literal years without a person in your life being sincerely kind it is a bit of a shock and can lead you to making some naive conclusions
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>>34297629
No, actually pretty comfy. Small. probably A cup
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>>34298761
Yes, but she doesn't feel any emotions towards him. Her only goal is to get the chainsaw dog out of his body somehow.
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>>34298760
Personally, I'm not a risk taker so it feels good to be with someone who complements me and pushes me to be better.
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>>34298763
are you dumb in the head? do you think being abusive and manipulative means hitting someone or calling them mean names? it means deliberately acting a certain way to get them to do what you want to do with no authenticity from your side, which is exactly what she does afaik
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>>34297091
never goon.
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>>34298763
>never treats the mc like shit
lol
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>>34298747
It all started... when I was born..
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>>34298764
so a spin on nordic mythology and shamanism? I mean, sounds neat and I'm sure it must be very nostalgic to play, but I doubt I'd get fully into it
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You ain't nothing but a pervert thats gooning all the time. You ain't never caught a wabit and you ain't no friend of mine.
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>>34298752
>Romans
>Christian
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>>34298770
the emotion is "I will do what it takes to use this guy to get my way", which is textbook manipulation and seduction is the method
do you think seduction means she genuinely wants him? seduction means getting someone to do something they wouldn't do if you didn't trick them into doing it
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>>34298760
If he's confident enough in himself to take the risk and proves himself right by succeeding it's hot.
A guy who's constantly getting injured or losing money because he keeps misjudging his own abilities is an unattractive idiot.
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Guys, if you were hooking up with a girl and she started having a panic attack, what would be your first thought? Would you rather she'd just avoided you to begin with if she knew this was a possibility?
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>>34298785
Id keep hitting
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>>34298762
cherry lolly?
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>>34298785
Why is she panicking
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So I'm schizophrenic, which in my case sounds a lot worse than it actually is. What it means for me is that with a lot of stress and a lot of going on triggers a few hours long episode in my brain where there's delusions in my thinking but I have learned to not trust the delusions because I know I am having an episode and it will go away. Because of my illness I'm worried that women will never have a relationship with me. I'm a really normal and nice person regardless. I have dated women in the past, but I haven't told them and the dating hasn't continued after few dates. You really don't notice that there's something wrong with me on the outside. Is this something that is a deal breaker for women?
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>>34298785
A panic attack from what?
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>be in class
>sit next to two chicks
>it’s a mid to cute redhead and her mid black friend
>want to fuck the redhead
>but the mid chick wants me
>she keeps pushing and the redhead keeps helping
>”hey, anon, let’s follow eachother on instagram”
>”you should visit my hometown”
>can’t be rude to her or else the redhead will be mad
>can’t give in else i’ll won’t snatch the redhead
>have to keep mildly flirting to keep our relationship forever stagnated
last year was a torture. i don’t want to see these people ever again.
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>>34298785
>Does she want me to wrap her in a blanket and cuddle her like a human burrito? Why didn't she tell me beforehand what I should do in this situation?
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Women are turned on by men who get into fights and win.
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>>34298773
>are you dumb in the head? do you think being abusive and manipulative means hitting someone or calling them mean names? it means deliberately acting a certain way to get them to do what you want to do with no authenticity from your side, which is exactly what she does afaik

Except that’s not true, retard. Manipulation means deceiving or controlling someone unfairly for personal gain. Makima isn’t faking affection randomly she’s openly transactional with Denji from the start. She tells him what she wants, gives him clear conditions, and he agrees because he wants what she’s offering.

You didn't watch or read the series, you just bought into the distorted, hyper-sexualized fanon version pushed by porn addicts and coomers who reduce Makima to a generic dommy mommy seductress. so shut the fuck, troonhead. You know nothing.
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>>34298788
Tasteless and gelatinous. Like my ex
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>>34298790
what delusions? like conspiracy theories?
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>>34298792
Lmao pussy
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>>34298797
so she's a prostitute? buying someone to get them to do something they wouldn't do without you paying them is still manipulation
also, is she your waifu or something that you're so anal about her being a good girl? kek
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POZILEI
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>>34298779
No it is based upon eurasian myths.
https://youtu.be/mAYObr7bkjs
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>>34298785
God women are so fucking weak dude holy shit. Maybe I should just be gay because every woman I've ever spoken to has been a fucking wreck.
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>>34298728
nta but
>licks a lollipop and gives it to denji as a keepsake
>bites his finger and lets him grope her chest
>rewards good behavior with the promise (or subtle opportunity) for continued affection
>boss/subordinate dynamic
>determined, unshakeable, intelligent, demanding personality
>literally says he needs to be a "good dog" to earn the right to be near her
The author is a weirdo and that aesthetic is clearly something he's interested in writing. Obviously within the narrative this behavior is explainable for a totally non-romantic reason due to her being a devil but he didn't make all that shit up solely for narrative purposes. He's openly just a weird dude with weird tastes.
>
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>>34298806
PILOZEI
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>>34298804
NTA
I only watched the anime, but she is somewhat of a prostitute, yeah.
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>>34298800
It's more about that everyone is talking about me and stuff like that. You really don't see that it's happening to me on the outside.
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>>34298807
thats basically what I said... anyways
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>>34298813
Not trying to trigger you but who decided that that's not true and it's just in your head? You yourself? Your psychiatrist? When did those delusions start and do you know why?
Honestly it would probably be disastrous if I dated a schizophrenic man, sometimes I suspect I'm schizophrenic myself, we'd probably make each other much much worse by playing into each other's paranoia.
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>>34298790
If you are always aware that they're delusions I think someone who really likes you could work with that. Even I will demand 20 minutes to myself when I get too heated/upset in an argument and stop being able to properly articulate myself. Knowing that you need a few hours to regulate yourself isn't a bad thing.
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>>34298787
>>34298789
>>34298791
>>34298794
>>34298808
lmao men are fucking useless, okay fr thank you for validating my prudish lifestyle, I feel better now
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>>34298820
Okay, good luck.
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>>34298820
At least the blanket guy meant well.
1/5 feels like true to life odds lol.
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>>34298820
*cowardly lifestyle

You could just talk to men, tell them about your condition, and tell them what actions to take in the event of an attack. But that takes courage that you don't have.
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>>34298787
Based
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>>34298820
But why would you have a panic attack in bed
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>>34298809

Her calculated "affectionate" acts are purely instrumental to condition Denji like a pet and exploit his loneliness/horniness for the Chainsaw Devil's power. It's horror through dehumanization, not erotic fanservice or personal sexual thrill. She's not human; she inherently views all others as inferior tools, so painting her as a lust-driven sexual groomer is completely false, idiot.
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>>34298817
I was under high stress and didn't sleep so I spend few weeks in a mental hospital because of it. I didn't know what was going on at the time so I bought into all the paranoia I had. I know now when I'm having an episode and pretty much shut down while it's going until it goes away. When I first got it I started messaging people and shit like that which was terrible.
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>>34298820
I literally dgaf about you or any hookup. If I did I'd act differently.
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>>34298820
I genuinely just find the idea of someone getting a panic attack from literally nothing fucking repulsive. I don't care if you were raped repeatedly as a child I don't want to deal with it.
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>>34298829
Yeah, but I'd assume you had reasons why you thought that, no? In my experience, paranoia is rarely just based on literally "nothing". Were there weird vibes you got or stuff people did/said that made you think those things?
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>>34298820
>avoidant idiot justifies herself by not answering simple questions
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Imagine being such a brain-dead sheep/NPC that you genuinely believe one of the most brilliantly written villains in modern fiction is just some lust-crazed, dommy femdom groomer slut purely because terminally online porn addicts and coomers who’ve never even read or watched Chainsaw Man painted her that way. LMAO, actual NPC behavior. Get a brain.
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>>34298834
That was just one example, there's other things like news articles being about me, people I talk with not being real or me being dead and waiting people to come find me etc.
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>>34298828
I didn't say she was and your post doesn't even argue against my point on the author's aesthetic choices. Am I talking to an LLM? Or do you have autism or something?
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Why are there so few female gamers?
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>>34298836
>>34298828
Chainsawman will never be good as firepunch and I'm tired of you faggots pretending otherwise
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>>34298820
Sorry, I’ve never had those or saw someone have them.
But, I think I’d probably notice something is wrong and I would follow this guide https://youtu.be/5ksC0Yl348o?feature=shared and try my best
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>>34298838
Oh, I see. Yeah that seems more than what I experience. I think if you have it somewhat under control, it could work with the right person. I wouldn't be the right person, we'd likely just trigger each other, but it doesn't seem impossible. Good luck.
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>>34298839
>I didn't say she was
Okay, there you admitted it. Case closed. Now shut the fuck up and fuck off.
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State gender
Do you steal from your hookups?
I've stolen following things from the moids I've fucked:
>hoodie
>2 cups
>ashtray
>t-shirt
>nail clipper
>ice scraper
>wire cutters
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>>34298841
I actually completely agree, I just think chainsaw man had a couple cute little story arcs/themes I liked a lot. In terms of writing and overall quality it isn't as good.
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>>34298505
And lo, the boozler became the boozled
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It's mens fault I don't invest my money and it's becoming worthless. A boyfriend should have told me where to stick it but he never existed so now I'm fucked
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>>34298832
Actually this isn't true, I typed this out and my reaction is way stronger than it should be. I just find it incredibly frustrating to imagine dealing with it and I really don't think I'm a good fit. If that happened to you it's not your fault and there's nothing wrong with you but I can't help my own emotional reaction in thinking it's weak. I'd probably do my best but my best wouldn't be very good and I think I'd end up lashing out and making things worse.

However my gut emotional response is the exact opposite of my actual track record of being there for people and being resolute and calm.

So there's your answer. First post was my initial reaction. Resolute (it's not your fault and I should do better and just be there no matter what) is the secondary mental check of me observing my own reaction.
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>>34298845
Why though
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>>34298844
There was nothing to admit. You just replied to my post as if I was arguing with you when I wasn't and claimed victory over a debate that never happened, schizo.
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>>34298845
F
I don't do hook ups nor am I klepto nor am I trashy and broke
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>>34298849
I told you to invest in Bitcoin and XRP years ago
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There's a reason why most if not all successful empires were built and lead by men.
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>see vid on conserving sexual energy
>talks about masturbation and semen retention
>post comment asking how this applies to women since they don't "waste any fluid" and if it applies to sex in a relationship
>guy answers that women "lose fluid ok a monthly basis"
>answer that I can't use self discipline to stop menstruating, so the comparison seems to not make much sense
>responds saying "shouldn't of ate that apple"
kek, why are incels like this
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>>34298851
I like memorabilia
>>34298854
You're rude though
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>>34298857
>shouldn't of
Because they are uneducated.
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>>34298857
Almost every single great philosopher including female philosophers have disliked women. Are they all incels too?
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>>34298857
>watches content about retarded shit like "sexual energy conservation"
>why are the people in the comments dumb
you're in their league too my dear, dumb as a brick
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Do you eat lots of fibre the day before sex? How often do you pop a fart during the act?
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>>34298859
>memorabilia
That's what hickeys are for what are you doing
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Broo whoever invented Tourettes was a genius. If you commit you can just do whatever
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>>34298861
yes the majority of them were
>>34298860
I was more expecting him to say something along the lines of "should've been pregnant instead"
oh well
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I remember watching videos on /gif/ of parents killing themselves in front of their kids and I didn't feel anything, same with kids dying in front of their parents. Women if you found this out about a guy would it be a red flag.
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Whoever came up with the idea to put a fried egg on a cheeseburger should have gotten a Nobel prize.
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When she starts panicking I keep choking, always works!
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>>34298856
Because women were seen as lesser to the point that queens were always second to kings and a female royal not producing any male children was seen as a problem that justified divorce?
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>>34298863
it popped up on my algorithm and I asked because this is something I see every time this topic is brought up, so I thought I'd ask to see what people will say
10/10 was funny
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>>34298832
Yeah that's about the size of it, and honestly, vibes, that's why I keep myself to myself. Just every now and then virtue signallers try to convince me that that's wrong for some reason, as if anyone wants to deal with that shit. I certainly don't.
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>>34298867
>should've been pregnant instead
That'd display his own inability to get laid though.
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I wish I was young again.
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>>34298861
nta
Yes. I also question your "female philosophers hated women too" claim. But yes, men tend to naturally dislike women, that is true.
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Guys, I fucked up really bad.
So I got drunk because my boyfriend was ignoring me lately. We've been on and off for about 2 years. Once we were on a break for 6 months. he fell in love with an abusive junkie girl who physically beat him. and he fell in love with her.

I came back, and put him back together again. I helped him stop drinking and find the will to live again. We had another short break of 3 months last year. I never cheated on him, even when he stonewalled me for days or ignored me. Although during those months I considered myself free.

But yesterday I was really drunk at a pub and I got high. And. A guy stopped me on the bus station. told me I was beautiful. and... for once my resolve weakened. Normally I get about 2-3 guys hitting on me a week. I'm not saying this to brag, I'm saying this to mention that temptation is always within reach.

This time, I couldn't help myself. I went along with it, and offered him a bj. He didn't finish. The entire thing was wretched. Nasty.And I'm unable to look in the mirror without spitting on myself. Do I just bury this secret along with everything else and never speak of it again?
Life feels meaningless now. I hate myself. I was unsure if my boyfriend was the one, but now I'm certain I like him a lot.

I'm not sure about romantic love. I was abused as a kid. Adopted. Then regularly beaten severely. Yelled at. I have BPD, I wouldn't know what real love is if it walked up to me and hit me in the face. I know this doesn't absolve me of my actions. I'm just hoping someone has a proper advice. Yes, suicide would probs be a mercy, but I'd prefer we try something else first please. I already opened the booze and popped 10mg xanax
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>>34298868
ye
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>>34298868
sorta common with me too.
am med student and my group (mostly females) always feel bad near the university corpses and I just feel nothing at all.
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>>34298879
seething moid hands/10 bait
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>>34298785
>Guys, if you were hooking up with a girl and she started having a panic attack, what would be your first thought?
My first thought is to hug her. Which is probably exactly the wrong thing to do in that situation. But the only alternative I can think of is to leave her alone to ride out the panic attack on her own, which also feels like the wrong thing to do.
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>>34298845
M
I can understand a hoodie or a tshirt but why tf would you want all the other shit?
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>>34298883
why not just ask her what she needs right now? say do you want a hug or to be left alone? nod for hug, shake head for leaving alone
shrimple as
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>>34298879
Shit bait
Should've gone for something more believable than "blew a guy who hit on me at the bus station"
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>>34298875
>1 (one) person finds you repulsive
>your brain interprets this as everyone (all people) finding you repulsive
Cowardly behavior.
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I have nowhere else to ask and I'm too socially retarded to know if I should do it. THese last few months I was seeing a guy, we've had some fun dates, we slept at eachother places and had some sex. It was a bit odd because it didn't feel casual but we never talked about what we were looking for, we kinda just kept going. A couple weeks ago he told me he was sick and since then he stopped texting. I guess there's a big chance of him not being interested anymore, and him saying he's sick is just an excuse. That said, way too many times I've lost contact with people for not reaching out and then is too late for it.
Should I text him one last time? Or is just a lost cause?
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>>34298785
Be there for her and ask if there's anything I can do. If she wanted to leave I would make sure she would get home safe.
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>>34298888
She doesn't answer any questions, as evidenced by her refusing to answer any questions right here in this very thread.
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you moids are about to be drafted into Iran hahahaha
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>>34298891
more chad widow bait? damn anon is on a roll
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Biologically, men and women become complete by having kids and raising them to carry on who we are. Going against that usually leaves people feeling empty inside, because real happiness for most comes from that natural drive, not just chasing fun or personal stuff. Deviate from that path and you will never be truly happy.
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>>34298891
he almost certainly just got bored and is avoiding you

gotta be more up front and clear abiut what you want in the future, friend
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>>34298893
thats why I said suggest non verbal ways for her to communicate quickly so you can act accordingly
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>>34298894
nothing
ever
happens
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>>34298900
Why don't you communicate in advance?
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>>34298888
>why not just ask her what she needs right now?
Because panic attacks tend to make you not very responsive to questions.
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>>34298902
I'm not her but sometimes something happens for the first time
>>34298903
which is why I sad suggest head nodding or shaking to communicate and if she can't even do that, try one option and see if that makes it worse and if it does, immediately stop and do something else
it's not that complicated
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>>34298898
My primary biological urge is "find food".
"Procreate" only appeals to me if I can keep them alive. And I don't think I have the resources.
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Why don't incels just get jobs as gynecologists? That's what I did. After I get done fingering the women I save the gloves for later. I pretend to be gay too so they don't suspect a thing kek
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>>34298907
more things that have never happened eh
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>>34298895
Didn't want to mention I'm a guy, but yeah, I'm not a girl
>>34298899
Yeah, guessed so. It has been a while since I had something with someone, so I guess I got caught in the good feelings and forgot to be up front. It sucks, but whatever, time to move on I guess
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>>34298904
>I'm not her
Then your input is pretty irrelevant, isn't it? I can't ask her to nod and shake when she's already nodding and shaking from a panic attack that she refuses to communicate about.
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>>34298898
I definitely wouldn't be happy if I did follow that path. Not only would I still be a fuckup, but now it would also affect another innocent soul. I can barely provide for myself, let alone a wife and kid. I don't want to do that to anybody.
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>>34298878
Why do you think they just dislike women because they're men and not because they literally practice logic and reasoning and thinking and when they examine women they find them lacking?

Why does every single market targeting women (the largest market share) become more and more retarded? Women booktokers literally were just complaining about books having too many words.

You all can sure score high in school and schedule doctor's appointments and go to therapy regularly and claim "emotional intelligence" but you completely ignore a lot of super obvious evidence that women are fucking retarded.

"Oh they're all men, all these deep thinkers which were contested and mostly despised in their days for trying to find truth at the expense of catering to those around them. They must all just be incels who can't examine basic biases even when they can scrutinize everything else. It can't just be an actual observation and reasoned stance to take."

Fucking arrogance dude. Insane delusion and arrogance.
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>>34298894
Why? The big baddie is dead. This is all in line with the prophecy of the Jewish messiah. Swords will be beaten into plowshares soon.
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>>34298885
Why not?
It's useful
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>>34298912
Cheating and casual sex apparently are quite common in the gay male community, why weren't you asking for a clarification earlier?
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>>34298913
no, it's not irrelevant because other people can know how to handle a panic attack too
she never said she's nodding and shaking, you seem to have a movie tier understanding of panic attacks
whatever
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>>34298904
>which is why I sad suggest head nodding or shaking to communicate
I'll say again, panic attacks tend to not make you responsive to questions.
>try one option and see if that makes it worse and if it does, immediately stop and do something else
I already clearly mentioned the options I could think of, and in which order I would try them. But beyond that I'm out ideas.
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>>34298922
I have no understanding of her attacks because she won't communicate.

You presented us with a fictional situation about an unreasonable person and then got upset about your own fiction being unreasonable.
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>>34298925
not all panic attacks are the same, often people are still somewhat responsive and can communicate in basic gestures if you give them simple yes and no questions and clear instructions how to tell you how to tell you which they need
and I also already clarified what to do if they really are totally unresponsive
but for some reason you also seem to just want to be upset for no reason
good luck with that
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>>34298922
You are exceptionally arrogant.
You're the type of person who fucks something up and then puts all the blame on somebody else.
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>>34298929
>but for some reason you also seem to just want to be upset for no reason
Look in a mirror. Just a few posts ago you used this conversation as an excuse to swear off men entirely.
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Hey guys can you shut the fuck up
If she won't explain what happens to her during panic attacks this conversation is pointless
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>>34298932
again, I'm not the OP poster, lol
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>>34298845
are you a magpie building a nest
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>>34298933
Nigga does this look like the Pentagon to you? ALL these conversations are pointless.
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>>34298894
>Americans pretending they'll ever have to pay any consequences for their adventurism
Never gets old!
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>>34298934
Well I'm sure any day now you're going to also chastise the OP poster for wanting to be upset for no reason.
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>sickly pale
>raven hair
>very skinny
Femanons how close are you to perfection?
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>>34298938
yeah, she's being a dumb cunt too for sure
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>>34298936
Sometimes there's entertainment value
This is just dumb
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>>34298850
Ew, this is such mature self reflection, it disgusts me, I liked you better when you were a blunt cunt.
You seem like a cool person though, happy for you.
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>>34298868
Wtf
>>34298881
Do you feel anything ever?
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>>34298939
>sickly pale
very pale but not sickly
>raven hair
blonde hair
>very skinny
normal skinny

0/3
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>>34298940
Feel free to tell her that. Send a (You) her way with your criticism.

No, really. I'd like to see your critique of her instead of just your critique of men with incomplete information.
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>>34298939
My poor sister.
No wonder she chose a bisexual man with all of you weirdos bothering her because she's pale.
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Maybe she doesn't trust you people because you can't even admit that seeing someone get a panic attack during normal intimacy would be extremely off putting and if you can't even admit that then you probably are just fucking retarded, dishonest, or emotionally oblivious to how most people would react confronting that situation.

Dealing with someone with childhood rape trauma is not attractive or comfortable. It is repulsive even if it's not the person's fault. Pretending it's not is genuinely fucking stupid and small brained.
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>>34298935
What do you mean?
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>>34298949
Quit yapping already.
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>>34298950
Nta
What's not to understand? Corvids like stealing trinkets.
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>>34298890
Hey man, a few rapes as a kid might ruin your life, but one more as an adult will probably end it, sorry I'm not so hard up to risk it, we have technology now
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>>34298949
>Men, how would you react?
>If you respond that you would react negatively, you're bad.
>If you respond that you wouldn't react negatively, you're bad.
We get it, men are always bad.
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>>34298946
I didn't critique anyone
I just suggested ways to handle the situation since she won't give any and just pouts and bitches instead but apparently none of you actually wanted any ideas on how to really try to handle a panic attack

here you go
>>34298820
hey you dumb cunt, some of those anons asked for more information but instead you pissed on them, which means you deserve getting panic attacks for thinking

hope this helps
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>>34298950
Oh no, she's a little dummy on top...
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>>34298954
I don't think she thinks I'm bad for being honest.
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>>34298955
Much better, greatly ameliorated, thank you.
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>>34298956
nta
God I wish a femanon would go a little dummy on top for me
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I want to cook and eat a girl out but I'm not hot enough for that, I'm forced to passportbro and women from Indonesia want to cook themselves

It's over
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>>34298845
>ashtray
Do you even smoke or are you just a little klepto?

Anyways, no I don't steal. We make trades
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>>34298965
Don't eat people.
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>>34298965
what would you cook? I just watched a vid of a chef making coq au vin and now I want some
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>>34298966
>Do you even smoke
No
>>34298952
>>34298956
Okay I get it now
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>>34298969
Yeah I bet you like coq.
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>>34298971
You must be a great fuck if none of the guys ever cared you stole their shit.
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>>34298973
I knew this was coming, I hoped it wouldn't but here we are
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>>34298975
nta but you'd have to be pretty petty to care about the kind of shit shes stolen
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>>34298969
Anything desu, I'm experimenting
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>>34298979
what was your favorite thing you made lately?
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>>34298975
Nta but a woman
I could have gotten away with it if I had bothered I just don't understand why she wanted the stuff.
The only thing on that list I think a guy would care enough about to contact me to ask for it back would be a hoodie with sentimental value.
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>>34298978
Honestly you'd more likely just think you lost those types of items.
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>>34298929
>not all panic attacks are the same, often people are still somewhat responsive and can communicate in basic gestures if you give them simple yes and no questions and clear instructions how to tell you how to tell you which they need
Good to know, should I ever actually be faced with this hypothetical situation. I'd like to think I'd find a way to interpret any communication from her part, should I find her to be partially communicative, but I can't honestly say I would be able to ask the right questions in the moment or interpret answers correctly. Beyond this and the answer already given, I don't know what I would do.
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>>34298978
Don't destroy my delusion that I'm talking to hot sluts on 4channel.
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>>34298939
I'm really pale but have brown hair and am normal weight.
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Women, thoughts?
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>>34298984
which is fine, it's an unusual and uncomfortable situation that you can't possibly prepare for perfectly
I think the best thing you can do is care and try, but let's hope it never comes to that anyways
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>>34298987
Oh shit, my bad king. As you were
>>34298983
Exactly, its all mostly inconsequential stuff aside from the hoodies
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>>34298981
Fish and freedom fries
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>>34298948
bisexual men are some of the biggest degenerate sexpest fetish gooners alive. Literal bottom of the barrel.
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>>34298845
F. I don't do hook ups but I do theft. Wearing his t-shirt and his boxers now.
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>>34298989
whats it with your obsession with getting oil splash burns on your penis today?
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>>34298975
Yeah, I'm awesome
>>34298982
Tat stuff can be useful and stealing it is thrilling, arguably more thrilling than the sex
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>>34298996
Ribbed for her pleasure <3

but really if you're getting oil burns thats a skill issue
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>>34298989
Translation for people who don't read moonrunes?
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>>34298993
Nta
Many bisexual men are actually celibate...
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>>34298996
God forbid a man have hobbies...
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>>34298997
show hands
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>>34298978
NTA, but I'd be pissed if someone stole my hoodies. My hoodies are comfy and expensive.
I'd also be pretty annoyed if someone stole my wire cutters.

If she wanted a souvenir she could just ask for one.
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>>34298988
Brown hair is pretty too, how long do you have it?
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>>34299006
To my waist. Can't grow it much longer than that, tried to get it to my butt but it's not thick enough.
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>>34299002
*pours boiling oil on your balls*
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>>34298991
>Exactly, its all mostly inconsequential stuff aside from the hoodies
Don't try and justify it. It is still bad to steal. They could just ask to keep a memento from the male. Guarantee most would say yes.
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>>34299000
Heres the only line that actually matters. Its the last line.
>He is often seen wearing only a nude apron
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>>34298955
>>34298961
lmao I almost felt bad that people were arguing because of me but you managed to unite against a common enemy, proud of you guys
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>>34298990
>I think the best thing you can do is care and try
Which I think is the essence of my initial reaction. But I'd probably fuck it up, is my point.
>let's hope it never comes to that anyways
Don't worry. I'm not likely end up in a situation where I'm hooking up with someone in the first place.
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>>34299004
My hoodies are comfy and inexpensive. If someone stole mine I'd be flattered and then I'd spend $20 on another.
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>>34299008
A little to the left please.
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>>34299004
>>34299009
>Just ask!
That's so much less intimate, you niggas don't understand the mind of a woman
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>>34299015
into the ass? you sure? it will burn and then when it heals the skin will grow shut and leave you with no way to shit ever again
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>>34299012
We don't have to be enemies though, we could all be on the same side. What triggers her panic attacks, and what would she like her partner to do if she has one? Is there a difference in what a partner should do if he's been with her for years versus if he's just known her for a few weeks?
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>>34299017
the visual of anon being gooch to the sky as you do this is pretty funny
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People on 4chan dismiss things as "skill issue", as if skill issue isn't the root cause for most of the world's problems.
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>>34299023
he's sunning his perineum
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>>34299024
@ me coward
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>>34298912
Wtf are gays doing on atoga
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>>34299017
GREASE ME UP, WOMAN
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>>34299007
Neat, would you like to have it longer?
I feel like at some point it gets cumbersome, potentially tangling up and stuff.
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>>34299016
>That's so much less intimate
I don't think you know what the word intimate means. It involves two people deepening their connection. Stealing just hurts that, rather asking strengthens it.
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>>34299016
>you don't understand the mind of a woman
True, but I think it seems more intimate if we could pick something out to give her together.

>>34299014
Cheap hoodies aren't comfy. I have been spoiled by the expensive wool ones.
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>>34299029
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
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>>34299031
You're replying to a mentally stunted BPDemon.
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>>34299027
You know who you are.
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>>34299031
Your bloodline will end with you.
>>34299032
Valid
>Expensive wool hoodies
Share the sauce
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>>34299032
This is my serious face. I'm being completely serious right now.

Cheapo sweatshopped human slavery Amazon brand hoodies are "good enough".
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>>34299028
Answering questions from the opposite gender, presumably. Shitposting more likely, just like everyone else.
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>>34299035
I realized that about halfway through the captcha.
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>>34299030
>Neat, would you like to have it longer?
Yeah, I'd love to have it down to my butt. I'm happy with this length tho, it takes a ton of work to make it look good and keep it soft.

It does tangle, especially in the back of my head, but I can live.
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>>34299040
textile supremacists will never admit that because it undermines their superiority complex
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>>34299039
>Your bloodline will end with you.
You mind telling my son that?
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>Swiss is a clepto
Surprising actually
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>>34299047
uh oh anon... better not curse yourself here
>>
Many such cases.
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>>34299049
never have I been insulted like this in my life
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If a woman stole my wire cutters I'd be so fuckin mad
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All I know about Swiss is that she has the best tits itt.
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>>34299055
I also have my own wire cutter and ice scraper and haven't stolen anything since I was a teenager and shoplifted some perfume, just sayin
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>>34299053
Why?
Also what should I steal next? I might be fucking a moid soon
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>>34299055
Id like to see them, not that I have seen any other the others but you hyped them up.
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>>34299055
But too shy to post anything anymore.
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All I know about Swiss is that I regret not playing Ticket to Ride with her.
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>>34298939
Pale, skinny, but golden brown hair
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>>34299065
shits cash
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idk anything about Swiss, I haven't been in these threads for months, it's a little heartening to learn there's new lore I'm not privvy to. If I hung out here long enough to know everything I'd kill myself.
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>>34299051
He looks gay
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>>34299060
Because I need them and I've had them since I don't know when
>Also what should I steal next?
His heart
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my stomach is too small for all the yummy food I want to eat
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>>34299060
Unscrewsome screw from somewhere or just take the milk
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>>34299066
Sexo
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>>34299060
>Also what should I steal next?
Some self respect
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>>34299060
I second >>34299073
Take the milk that's so stupid and so weird
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>>34299060
Thirding milk.
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>>34299039
>Share the sauce
Can't. They stopped making them. Too expensive for essentially being just a hoodie. But really fucking nice. Which is one more reason I'd be pissed if someone stole one.
I bought a few on clearance sale. I still have one unworn, in the unopened packaging. I don't dare to break it out until I really need it.

Best I can give you is pic related, which is a wool polyester blend. Expensive and good for some activities, but not as nice as the pure wool ones.

>>34299040
No.
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One time a chick took my last pack of Ernie balls and I never saw her again.
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Women, if your lover was insecure about you doing sex work like onlyfans and he asked you to quit, would you?
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>>34299084
I wouldn't be doing that to begin with and if I did I would make sure to only date someone that's on board with that.
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>>34299055
Until London comes along and mogs everyone.
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>>34299072
I know the feeling.
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>>34299081
Evil wench...
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>>34298742
Bump ;__;
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>>34299087
I want to try camphor ice cream, I want cole slaw and I want some beef bourguignon
why must the body be like that, I need bottomless pit belly
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>>34299066
Gorgeous.

>>34299072
Good, the yummy food will last you longer.
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I'm 200lbs and 6'1". Is that too much weight for a man?
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>>34299086
London's a cutie but Swiss's tits are bigger than her head.
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>>34299079
>>34299077
>>34299073
Why milk? I want something more durable
>>34299076
You're just jealous because I'm able to find a moid to bang, right?
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>>34299095
>last you longer
yeee, but I can only eat so much and by the time there's room in my tummy again, I have forgotten what I wanted to eat lol
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>>34299098
Which definitely doesn't make them better.
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>>34299100
>You're just jealous because I'm able to find a moid to bang, right?

No, I think you are just too scared to ask a dude for his stuff.
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Women, why dont you like us?
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>>34299101
Write a TODO list.
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>>34299060
one of his favorite cups
think about his lips touching the cup every time you use it
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>tfw guy I like and text says he doesn't want to be in a relationship ever
>because his ex cheated on him FIVE years ago
are men really like this? It only clicked after he said it, all my flirtations were just playfully deflected, and I misread it as flirting. fml
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>>34299098
funny how men whine about penis size insecurity then worship neurotic pickmes just because the balls of fat on her chest are bigger.
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>>34299100
>Why milk?
Funny
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>>34299100
Maybe a stick of butter
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>>34299108
I prolly should eh
>>34299107
I like some of you, it would be weird to like all men, at least one of them is benjamin netanjahu
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>>34299105
London can feel free to post booba and change my mind if she wants.
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Women when you're stealing a hoodie do you want a fresh clean one or one that's been worn for a couple days
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>>34299111
I see no contradiction.
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>>34299111
sounds like something a neurotic pickme would say
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>>34299110
Idk about all men but I havent dated since right before covid and still feel no desire to. I've broken my femur and if I had to pick going through the cheating situation or breaking my femur again, I'd choose the PT without thinking.
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>>34299111
penis size directly corellates to quality of sex life, tits are just useless bags of fat.
Bigger is always better in both cases anyays.
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>>34299084
What's his suggestion for replacing that income?
If I was already doing OF before he started dating me then absolutely not.
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>>34299111
Swiss isn't a pickme, she is insanely avoidant.
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>>34299111
>balls of chest fat make penis go brrrrrrrrrr
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>>34299110
you have never given real love
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>>34299118
If I actually like him used is better.
If I'm planning on stealing his stuff and ghosting him I'd probably want a clean one?
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>>34299107
>>34299114
Lol
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>>34299123
That makes the hypocrisy even more justified not less

women have every right to demand a man be functional, but tits literally dont do anything yet you judge based off the size anyway its retarded. but somehow its a crime when the man is judged lol
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>>34299128
I get it dude, but five years?
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>>34299111
nothing about male psychology will ever make sense until you realize their ultimate goal is suicide by woman
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>>34299126
If her level of screaming for attention everyday is not the definition of pickme then idk what is.
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>>34299132
big tits = more milk for child = better fertility

same reason why big hips signal easier childbirth
>>
Remember to boycott all American and Israeli products going forward.
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>>34299131
unlike you I don't like people primarily based on how hot they are but based on what kind of person they are
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>>34299130
>I'm planning on stealing his stuff and ghosting him I'd probably want a clean one
What was that about theft for the sake of intimacy?
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>>34299107
Why would I
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>>34299110
My last guy dumped me just to continue sadposting about the girl who cheated on him TEN years prior (and he's still at it). Gender aside, being hung up on a cheater is an illness that no amount of love will change. Can't relate.
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>>34299138
you're in the minority. Looks ARE literally everything
t.ex wife cucked me with a male model who pumped and dumped her
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>>34299135
That's not what pickme behaviour is.
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>>34299139
I'm not the klepto I can't help you
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>>34299110
Five years is just barely beginning to get over someone.
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Do you take your trash out regularly?
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>>34299142
he loved her, you were just meat to fuck.
I'm the same. I'll never love another woman wholly ever, it isn't worth it.
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>>34299111
Men flirt with her and compliment her over the internet because she responds positively to their flirtations and compliments over the internet. You do not respond positively to compliments and flirtations over the internet, so you do not receive them over the internet. You do not respect interactions over the internet, and it's your right to feel that way for yourself.

But why can't you let other people have the things that you refuse to have for yourself?
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>>34299136
>big tits = more milk
That's not even true
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>>34299138
bet you wouldn't say that if you were a lesbian
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>>34299148
>I'll never love another woman wholly ever, it isn't worth it.
I feel the same. Its like I gave that person a piece of me and now I'm incomplete. It doesn't matter how long or whom I'm with.
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>>34299150
idk, my ex had beautiful d cups, perky, upright, perfectly sized aureolas.
Next time I fucked her after her childbirth and divorce, she had disgusting saggy b cup saddlebags.
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>>34299143
thats what happens when you marry shit people because you were thinking with your penis
>>34299151
>mentally ill people do mentally ill things
I am shook to my core
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I don't understand every 20 minutes my face looks different it's so scary!
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>>34299135
A pickme is someone who puts down others to elevate themselves, e.g. "I'm not like the other girls, they're shallow whereas I'm deep". She never insults you, but you insult her. Guess what that makes you.
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>>34299147
No, thanks for the reminder.
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>>34299147
yeah, I have small bags inside that I put in the big bag outside every day
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>>34299137
Ain’t shit made in America no more
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>>34299153
What does this have to do with anything? They'll always be engorged because of milk production doesn't matter what the original size was.
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what is it about slightly handsome sadbois who got super cucked and hate women.
Mommy just want to fix and take care :(
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>>34299146
Faggot, only took me 2 or 3
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>>34299162
I'm saying it absolutely matters
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>>34299148
Well duh. Still illness. There's nothing romantic about yearning for someone who thinks nothing of you.
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>>34299155
gay people aren't mentally ill...
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Why won't women ever commit to me? Why do I always get ghosted?
>>
Microwave hot dog yes or no
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Took me 2 sexonds
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>>34299146
NTA
It depends.
Finding somebody better makes it a lot easier and gives back some self esteem you may have lost.

>>34299147
Yeah, when the bag's full.
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>>34299169
Get that dog in ya
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>>34298820
how come you think "Id keep hitting" is the same as "A panic attack from what?" or asking why you're having a panic attack

You find the worst post and equate it with all other replies.
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>>34299165
It may matter to you aesthetically but size doesn't matter when it comes to how much milk they make.
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>>34299169
I've done this before it's ok
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>>34299168
Are these from dating apps?
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Women how would you feel if your bf called you a stinky femcel as a joke
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Poješću sve kolačiće, tebi uinat, postaću debela!
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>>34299166
It's not illness nor is it romantic. After you put your hand in the fire you tend to not do it again. I'm also completely emotionally detached from women I fuck to spare myself the pain of the inevitable betrayal. Now I just don't care what they do or where they go.
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>>34299167
lololol, good one
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do women want this?
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State Gender

Which way anon?
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>>34299179
ne piši ko Srbin.
Btw išao sam u razred sa Marininom kćer
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>>34299179
Sup Polish nigga
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>>34299182
Not one single woman without brain damage wants this.
Not one single man with confidence and self esteem wants this.
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>>34299182
I miss good futa like that, just a strong muscular tomboy with a nice stiff cock. Nowadays all futastuff is aimed at trannies and troons, nobody makes futa for heterosexual men anymore, it's all sub/chastity garbage instead of str8 vanilla
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>>34299179
The first part sounds something like "Eat your supper," I have no clue about the rest.
>>
The feminine urge to ignore all signs to the contrary and believe you can convince a man that you're better than his ex that he's all but deified and believes will absolve him of all his failures if she takes him back
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>>34299177
Yeah
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>>34299185
Ne pisem kao srbin ne vrijedjaj me plz
>>
Chainsaw man son or Jujutsu Kaisen daughter?
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>>34299192
I would never take her back, even if I do live her still.
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>>34299190
I will eat all the cupcakes, just to spite you, i will become fat
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>>34299193
They have no object permanence for you. Personally I would never end up going on any dates with men from there because I'd get overwhelmed and all their profiles blended together. It's not personal usually it's just a horrible medium for human connection
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>>34299192
Why have I never been exposed to this urge? I have an ex. Technically.
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Why tf are there croats itt
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>>34299192
if she told me to kill you my hands would be around your throat before i consciously realized what she said
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>>34299196
Give me the Gojo x Suguru fujo daughter. I don’t want my son looking at Denji and going “He’s literally me”
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>>34299202
y not?
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>>34299202
zasto ne, nemamo pravo biti tuzni subotom navecer? Tko na /adv/, uopce ima zivot lel
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>>34299199
Oh. I see. Carry on with that then.
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>>34299187
>>34299189
Lmao
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>>34299202
many eastern europeans in atoga
georgians, montenegrins, slovenes, and more
lithuanians, even b*snians
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>>34299202
Ovo je pravo mjesto za crnogorca kao ja
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>>34299202
Lack of their natural predators (Serbs)
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>>34299202
scrotes?
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>>34299202
In my mind the croatian femanons are cute.
>>
Mrzim SVE zene jer me bivsa kukovala
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>>34299202
Every time I read some slav on atoga, I think it's either
A) A really ugly brute looking man.
B) The hottest woman in town.

No inbetween.
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>>34299214
Kuku tb
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>>34299152
For me it just kinda poisoned the whole idea of romance and love. like there was some false image of it as this special thing that was destroyed and all i see now is a headache that isnt worth it.
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>>34299213
you can love them from afar but never touch
it will be better to enter your hand on a electric saw
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>>34299196

Daughter, cause if I'm going to have a useless chud weeb child, might as well be one I can fuck too
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Balkan autism is the best autism.
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>>34299216
>B) The hottest woman in town.
This.
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>>34299218
same. I loved her 100% and would die for her, but she saw me as a wallet to abuse whilst fucking other men and lying to my face.
Women could never understand.
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>>34299219
Why?
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>>34299221
From a healthy distance. I luckily got away
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>>34299219
We're on the internet. Loving from afar is all I can do.
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>>34299189
Listen bud, if you’re into futa you’ve gotta accept the fact that you might not be entirely heterosexual and ag the very least have bi-curious tendencies
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>>34299200
I don't know where to meet women otherwise. I've tried dating apps and I've tried talking to women that I meet in mutual online spaces that I frequent but everyone is fickle and doesn't want anything to do with me it seems
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>>34299224
they're utter useless whores, like any other woman
t.croat
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>>34299084
I wouldn't be doing sex work to begin with, but I would not be dating a man who wants me to change my job to please him either.

>>34299107
I don't mind you most of the time. Just don't be annoying.

>>34299118
No, it has to be a little dirty.
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>>34299228
Imagine you have a girlfriend anon, you love her. Now a magical witch grows her a dick, is kissing your girlfriend now gay? Is having a blowjob from her?

Futa is straight cuz dickgirls are girls
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>>34299222
Are you talking about yourself now?
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>>34299147
Every day. Part of the "night shift".
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>>34299174
I asked for first impressions and I got them, I'm not equating things, I just wasn't looking to go deeper.
Sorry if I offended anyone, I was just fucking around with the 'useless' comment, I mean it when I thank everyone for participating.
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>>34299233
I'm not a hot woman.
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Soon 12 AM when the local pub is most occupied might go there tonight alone and try ti get some. Never done it before but I get the gist of it
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>>34299237
you won't, get a prostitute
t.barfly at a bar rn
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>>34299202
4chan's inexplicably the most international website I've ever used in my many years of sitting at the computer.
I'm no longer able to be surprised by any Other Country bros that I come across
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>>34299236
So you meant you always choose B whenever you see some slav talk itt. lol
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>>34299239
>barfly
I thought this was some kind of app
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>>34299182
I want a woman with legs like that, but I'm pretty sure my thighs will still be thicker (I used to squat 405 before snap city)
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>>34299243
no it just means alcoholic
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>>34299243
Somewhere out there, a venture capitalist's ears perked up, and he doesn't know why
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>>34299244
oh I meant to reply to >>34299187
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>>34299248
lol
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>>34299241
It's really weird when somebody from the same country is here.
I don't know how ameritards aren't constantly flipping out over it.
It's already kinda weird to me knowing somebody from a neighbouring country posts here.
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>>34299239
They're pretty expensive. Feel like it would be easier to approach a woman and ask her to come to my place. It's free. I wont succeed so I won't be getting ant condoms. Not sure what size I would need anyway. Just gotta practice socialising.
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>>34299251
Meet Singles Who Like to get Fucken Drunk
Barfly Gold is only ten dollars and lets you actually use the advertised features of The App
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>>34299252
relatable
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What are your plans this weekend?
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>>34299256
did the laundry today and got groceries, tomorrow I will do a rotting day
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>>34299252
It helps that the USA is massive.
People living across the country from each other here often have about as much in common as people a country or two away from each other in Europe.
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>>34299256
I had a really shitty week so I just want to sit at home and not talk to anyone. I'll play videogames and watch hockey. I want to reach perfection in stardew valley and start a new farm.
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>>34299242
That's not... ah never mind. In don't know what I meant. Just that the balkan femanons are cute, in my mind.
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>>34299253
nigger any woman that is willing to go back to your place after the bar is no better than a streetwalker, trust me, you'll save money
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>>34299256
I want to read a book. I am procrastinating on 4chan and being avoidant because
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>>34299256
Going for Persian food tonight
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>some new-ish family friends introduced me to their daughter
>we went out
>i feel like i was moving too fast for her as im pretty experienced and she is a virgin who has basically never dated
>made sure to check with her at each escalation that its ok, if she wants me to stop/slow down, if she wants to set any boundaries, etc
>got up to making out with some light choking, rubbing, slapping, etc; nothing too crazy
femanons, is saying something like "thank you for letting me take you out last night and sorry if i was too pushy" a bitch move? obviously not that exact wording. im terrified of making a wrong move here and screwing things up with her and/or the new family friends
i already feel like shit about spending the whole night with her and dropping her off at 7am, thank god her parents werent there
>>
>>34299256
jerk off, smoke weed, wait for monday
>>
>>34299264
I heard it's the bomb
>>
>>34299263
Now that is epic
>>
>>34299252
Anywhere I go on the internet, I'm almost sure there will be someone else from my country there. Doesn't mean we'll get along.
>>
He is dead!
>>
>>34299265
just jackhamner raw while choking her blue, faggot.
>>
>$21 for one (1) cocktail
Inflation is out of control.
>>
>>34299265
>chocking and slapping a virgin
>doing that whilst making out
the fuck is wrong with you? I will hope this is bait
>>
>>34299261
It's ok, don't worry!

>>34299259
I guess more relatable would be from the same state and a neighbouring state.

>>34299256
Today I'm lazy, yesterday I went hiking, tomorrow no plans.
>>
>>34299256
Stress out and feel like shit.
>>
>>34299256
Chilling today, watching news and tomorrow run 12k
>>
>>34299262
I'll think about it
>>
state gender and what essentials do you need next to the bed for s good night's sleep?
for me it's chapstick and a glass of water
>>
>>34299256
Writing and listening to choonz.
>>34299276
>I guess more relatable would be from the same state and a neighbouring state.
Totally, yeah. It only gets really weird for me whenever I've encountered a poster that knows what town I'm from since it's pretty small, just around 14k people.
I wouldn't feel as weird about that if I lived in one of our major cities, though.
>>
>>34299280
weed, masturbation, doomscrolling til 3AM
>>
>>34299275
i dont like sharing too many intimate details but basically i knew she was into it from earlier conversation and got her implicit consent before doing it
>>
>>34299256
1. Get day-drunk
2. Gun permit class
3. Mock fat people on xitter
>>
>>34299256
Might go fishing tomorrow since it's starting to warm up a little. Today is a Diablo 2 for a couple hours and music kind of day
>>
>>34299280
M. I don't need anything next to the bed. I just need a warm comfy bed. I guess I need a nice room to put the bed in.
>>
>>34299280
F. I have my water bottle plus a basket with a plushie, foot cream, fuzzy socks, lotion, allergy nose spray and tissues, and chopstick.
>>
>>34299286
you never actually do something like that, even if someone begs you for it
>>
>>34299287
Sounds like a supervillain origin story
>>
>>34299280
Male.

Chapstick.
Hand moisturizing lotion.
A liter-sized bottle of unsweetened lemon ginger tea (low caffeine, a 2:1 ratio of herbal to green).
>>
>>34299263
Because what
>>
>>34299294
>never actually do something like that
what specifically are you referring to? just choking and slapping while making out? lol ive done that plenty of times, there's nothing wrong with it
>>
>>34299297
faggot lmao
>>
>>34299280
M
Chapstick
Water
Not 100% necessary but I just really enjoy having one - weighted sleep mask
>>
>>34299280
Nothing, but I need to have a glass or two of water before bed.
I also sleep better (and am likely to wake up earlier) if my cats join me and sleep at the foot of the bed or to my side.
>>
>>34299282
>since it's pretty small, just around 14k people.
I would call that quite big where I live.
>>
>>34299297
Sounds sophisticated and healthy. Keep it up gentleman.
>>
>>34299305
M, also
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>>34299301
yeah, if you're so experienced, you should understand the concept of escalation
but since this is a larp anyways, you wouldn't know anything about that
then again, you being bad in bed might explain why nobody sticks around and you have to sleep around instead
>>
what makes single women so shallow?
>>
>>34299280
M
Goon to degenerate porn
Chapstick
Stretches
Melatonin
Water
>>
>>34299297
>low caffeine
>a 2:1 ratio of herbal to green
Aye this nigga spittin
>>
>>34299294
You're stupid.
>>
>>34299312
women are retarded and emotionally driven. You shouldn't view then as people.
>>
>>34299298
Because I created a fantasy for myself where She'll talk to me again after I finish the book which She recommended, but then after I finish the book and She still doesn't talk to me then I'll have to return to reality.
>>
>>34299312
Depth is attractive and attractive people tend to not stay single.
>>
>>34299311
>you should understand the concept of escalation
???
i worked up to it
>this is a larp
its not but i genuinely feel like youre trolling at this point
>then again, you being bad in bed might explain why nobody sticks around and you have to sleep around instead
lmao wtf are you talking about? some weird ass projection
>>
>>34299307
True, it's not a village or anything. It's the county seat, even.
Gets up to about 20k during the day, when commuters come here for work and shopping.
>>
state gender
whats the population of the biggest city in the country you live in?
>>
women, do you ever look back at your whore phase and think:
>damn, I really hurt him
>>
>>34299325
LOL FUCK OFF EXCELSHITTER
>>
>>34299325
I think NYC is ~9 million people.
>>
>>34299327
>phase
it never ended
>>
>>34299325
M
Like 3ish mil
>>
>>34299327
I never had a whore phase.
>>
>>34299327
yeah
>>
>>34299334
Then what's your excuse for hurting him like you did?
>>
>>34299325
400k
>>
>>34299337
I didn't like him anymore and was happier alone than with him.
>>
>>34299325
M ~1.6 million
>>
>>34299325
Tel Aviv has about 500k people
>>
>>34299325
M
New York City has over 8.4 million people.
The literally biggest city in our country is the ~2800 sq. mi. city of Sitka, Alaska, home to over 8300 people.
>>
>>34299265
bump
help me femanons
>>
>>34299335
why'd you cheat on him then?
>>
i dont really get how people can be so selfhating yet seemingly entitled to things. i see people cry about how alone they are and whatnot but I get really confused when they say negative things about themselves. If youre a gooner freak that isnt attractive then why is being alone such a tragedy, isnt that normal
>>
>>34299346
I wasn't capable of love
>>
>>34299347
Everybody wants to be attractive so they can attract someone attractive. How is that a hard concept to grasp?
>>
>>34299347
understanding why doesn't make it less frustrating
>>
>>34299349
I'm sure you said you love him more than once.
Why be a lying cheating whore then?
Why not break up first to have your dessert?
Was the other guy worth it?
>>
>>34299350
>>34299352
and yet most of these types dont work to improve their looks, income, dont quit porn, etc.
>>
>>34299355
self improvement is a scam
>>
>>34299256
continue leveling in the new wow expansion
read some way of kings
vespers this evening
going away party tonight
church on sunday
lenten service sunday night + dinner at someone's house after
>>
>>34299357
im sure that makes obesity and poverty much easier to cope with.
>>
>>34299349
Lemme smash?
>>
>>34299203
:'(
Dw I'll just kms for you
>>
>>34299361
unironically literally works on EZ whores
>>
>>34299355
Wanting something and working for it are two different things.
>>
>>34299354
Because I thought I loved him. How can you know what love is if you are unable to love?
>Why not break up?
We have a child together.
>Was the other guy worth it?
Not at all, it wasn't really about the other guy, it was about feeling trapped in a stage play of pretending to love someone and wanting out but feeling like I can't and basically self sabotaging.
>>
>>34299366
aww, so you're just a whore? Hope it was worth destroying your family over, stupid cunt.
>>
>>34299359
no, as I said before, understanding an issue doesn't make it less frustrating
>>
>>34299367
I didn't. I learned to be a better actor and interestingly enough I found out that faking it till you make it really works sometimes.
>>
We need to have a book burning party soon.

This should involve burning all copies of woke or blasphemous books ever printed over the past 20 years.
>>
>>34299367
nta

you def got cucked and wanna take it out on some random 4chan poster lmao
>>
>>34299366
>We have a child together
Oh, nevermind, not touching you with a ten foot pole. lmao
>>
>>34299371
obviously
>>
>>34299370
I'm against censorship of all kinds, whether it's woke censorship or anti-woke censorship.
>>
Gender what is your shallow dealbreaker
it can be anything you want
for me its
>cankles
>fat
>>
>>34299368
Understanding an issue is actually more frustrating than not understanding it because you're constantly angry at and have to bite your tongue around people who don't understand the issue, unless you want to get socially canceled.
>>
>>34299372
I will never recover, I'm so hurt, lol.
>>
>>34299376
pussy too shallow
>>
Can I haz Iranian art hoe gf?
>>
>>34299369
I dated an animal like you. I hold grudges and am dead set on killing her in about 10 years when nobody suspects it
>>
>>34299375
That is disgustingly amoral and woke of you. You are a fallen soul.
>>
>>34299377
that's correct, yes
knowing why something is the way it is doesn't magically give you the resources to change it though
>>
>>34299376
vocal fry
>>
>>34299376
F
Can't spell, or tacky jewelry/tats like a puka shell necklace or tribal design, or barbed wire.
>>
https://x.com/Vahid/status/2027635138104832039

women

Would you laugh at me with this amount of revel and joy if I got bombed by israel?
>>
>>34299383
I really don't care about you and your lore.
>>
>>34299383
You do realize that this comment can be traced to your IP address (or the IP address of whatever VPN proxy you're using) and can easily be used as evidence against you in a law enforcement investigation and court case if you ever go through with this horrifyingly sick fantasy.

Right?
>>
>>34299384
>Not being an extremist is woke now
You euphoric anti-woke zoomers are just as bad the euphoric atheist millennial redditors you know?
>>
>>34299391
neither did she, oh well.
>>
>>34299374
Why'd she do it? Was your dick too small? Were you chopped? Was he funnier? Give us the origin story bro
>>
>>34299376
M
Ugly hands.
>>
>>34299393
I'm sure I'll have the same IP, phone, and country of origin when I do it lmao.
>>
>>34299397
Fuck
>>
>>34299390
If you're an Islamist, then yes I will. I'm Islamaphobic as fuck.
>>
I wish I lived in a library on some top shelf in the deepest part where noone would ever bother me and flying bats would bring me food and book recommendations
>>
>>34299396
my dick is fine, it's 5.72 inches
I'm not chopped, I'm average
I doubt he ever said anything funny in his life
the origin story is that she's a whore like all women
>>
Girls are you capable of loving a guy who pretends he's a jaeger when he's walking into the water when we're at the beach?
>>
>>34299376
M
Sneeze into hands. I can put up with a lot but I will not put up with that no matter how cute the sneeze may be
>>
>>34299376
>brown nipples
>>
>>34299401
You'd have to be really small. What if the bats eat you?
>>
>>34299406
where is she supposed to sneeze then? assuming she doesnt have a sneeze napkin on her
>>
>>34299376
F. Does not capitalize words in texts or can't spell properly. Lisp. Not pale.
>>
>>34299399
Post hand :)
>>
>>34299376
f
bad breath
>>
>>34299409
Nta
Into her elbow like a civilized person come on
>>
>>34299409
Into her elbow dumbass. I just know you’re a nasty bitch. You’re momma didn’t raise you right.
>>
>>34299408
>You'd have to be really small.
What if it's a really fantastic library.
>>
>>34299409
nta but the elbow? were you in a coma during covid?
>>
>>34299408
They wouldn't do that :d besides I think I would have a custom built room just for me between huge bookshelf shelves instead of being ontop of one
>>
>>34299376
M
Doesn't wash her hands with soap when she arrives home.
>>
>>34299399
Sorry, it's my fetish.
>>
>>34299420
A really fantastic library wouldn't have empty shelves, therefore Anon would have to be really small to fit on a shelf.
>>
>>34299421
or at like any point in the last 30 years lol
>>
>>34299423
god yes, thats so fucking nasty
>>
>>34299401
I designate this femanon as the cutest of the thread today
>>
>>34299423
The conversations I had to have with grown men about the fact they need to wash their hands and take off their shoes when they come home from their jobs. My dad would be on public transport and not wash his hands before cooking dinner like wtf do you not know of germs.
>>
>>34299410
JH going all in on the white dick thirst
>>
>>34299426
yeah but nobody should have been able to go through covid without having been taught proper sneezing etiquette
>>
>>34299428
I am flattered but I am anon.
>>
>>34299428
That's a man.
>>
>>34299430
I'm not JH.
>>
>>34299425
A really fantastic library can have anything you need for the fantasy to work.
>>
>>34299434
Stfu JH you fairy tale
>>
>>34299429
100°C kils any germ dumb foid
>>
>>34299404
>im extremely average
>he wasnt funny
Damn. I guess he was just that tall or hot. Or both. RIP bro keeo jerking to your revenge fantasies while he splits her in half lmao BRUTAL
>>
>>34299429
>be on public transport and not wash his hands before cooking dinner
oh fuck no ew ew ew ew
>>
>>34299428
That's not a femanon.
>>
>>34299432
Too late, you are now AFAT (assigned female at thread)
>>34299433
His fault for being so cute
>>
>>34299436
I did imagine it as a very fantastical library. Very big and vast and mystical.
>>
>>34299437
I hate you guys so much.

>>34299438
My dad's not a stove.

>>34299440
Yeah.
>>
>>34299439
he fucked her twice and fucked off, lmao, she wasn't even worth his attention lmao. I'm sure she'll remember when I stab her throat out
>>
>>34299407
I used to think this way until I got my mouth on some nipples that looked like hershey kisses
>>
>>34299376
M
Being fat. I'm fine with chubby women, but being truly fat is a dealbreaker.
>>
>>34299443
Aw shucks :3 honestly not the first time I've been mistaken for a femanon
>>
>>34299430
JH hasn’t been here for over a week. I fear her relationship might have ended.
>>
>>34299454
>mistaken
You are doing it on purpose and enjoying it.
Creep.
>>
>>34299429
The handrails on public transport literally smell in a specific way. As soon as you grab them you can feel the grime and biological hazard on your hands. Doorknobs, staircase railings and elevator buttons are the same. I just couldn't live with a woman who doesn't wash her hands.
It would be impossible to get it up during sex as well, knowing she might have a myriad of microbes on her hands. I'd sooner rim her unprepared asshole than hold hands, it's that bad.
>>
>>34299460
No m8 I think I just hanged around too many women and eventually copied their texting style
>>
>>34299459
Oh no.
>>
>>34299459
She was here like 2 days ago.
>>
>>34299430
I agree with what she said, but she's not me.
>>34299459
I posted here a ton in the later half of this week. Open your fucking eyes. My relationship is going great, by the way.
>>
>>34299459
Too busy eating my food the chubby angel
>>
>>34299459
She's still exhausted from being consensually raped on V day. Like post nut clarity but way longer.
>>
>>34299467
plap
>>
>>34299448
>dick was so good she destroyed your life for two sessions
That is fucking grim bro. Best of luck cuck-sama
>>
>>34299467
>I agree with what she said, but she's not me.
so you are doubling down on the white dick thirst?
>>
>>34299454
Don’t lean into it so much.
>>
>>34299445
My first thought was the library at Unseen University in Ankh-Morpork.
>>
>>34299472
thanks, Lori.
>>
femanons dont want handsome men
>>
>>34299475
Ook?
>>
>>34299478
Ook.
>>
>>34299475
I had in mind something like The Admont Library but larger.
>>
>>34299467
>My relationship is going great, by the way
:/ I'm so sorry
>>
>>34299477
So you're saying I have a chance?
>>
Take me back to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
>>
>>34299477
I don't see why you should let your day be ruined because of women (who you can't even prove are women) making generalized statements of sexual attraction anonymously on the internet that are contrary to you.
>>
>>34299485
oh wontchu plea steak me howow, owowowom
>>
i feel like i actually could get a long term relationship but only if the girl was desperate and was ready to settle, which mentally i could not handle
>>
>>34299485
I'm your charity case, so buy me somethin' to eat
>>
>>34299488
>create an issue in your head
>feel bad
Why?
>>
>>34299487
“Image limit reached”
>>
>>34299376
M
High/whiny voice. I hated most of my female teachers for this reason.
>>
>>34299489
I'll pay you another tiiiime
>>
>>34299490
>be option 2 forever
>wtf aren't you satisfied?
>>
>>34299484
probably
>>34299486
my day isn't ruined but i am very disappointed in my inability to form relationships with others
>>
>>34299495
You made up that you're "option 2". Why would you feel bad if a woman wants to marry you???
>>
>>34299490
Not really a created issue, thats a real thing that happens
>>
Why is porn so retarded?
First scenes are a glorified photo session of the bimbo, then the moid appears, they exchange like 2 sentences and then they fuck. There should be at least 15 minutes of the moid courting her first. Also the acting sucks
>>
>>34299504
imagine watching porn, lol
>>
>>34299499
every woman that was ever with me ended up cheating, so I'm sorry if I don't believe women don't have ulterior motives when they say they like me. Hookers and porn are way better than managinf the stress of texting some bitch.
>>
>>34299504
I think you have to be into voyeurism to really enjoy hardcore porn.
>>
She is bothering me if I'm coming over, bitch I'm monitoring the situation
>>
>>34299229
It's not you shit just sucks right now
Try going forward without any romantic intentions, reverse psychology them
>>
>>34299504
Watch Japanese porn anon, MIAA-122 is great
>>
DEAD THREAD
>>
>meet a girl
>message her daily for multiple hours
>go on a date
>date goes well
>we keep messaging
>ask her out for a second date to see a movie
>she cancels a day before because she's ill
>we still message each other
>ask her to go bowling
>she agrees
>cancels day before because she's too busy
>we keep messaging
>her relative dies and I'm there for her and talking with her sometimes in the middle of the night
>one day get a message from her
>"I went on a date and it we had fun :)"
>proceeds to tell me what they did on that date
Am I an asshole for cutting contact with her after that?
>>
>>34299530
No.
Just say you aren't interested in being only friends if she doesn't want to make it official.
>>
>>34299530
She's weird for that
>>
>>34299470
Soon, hopefully.
>>34299473
I like all dick, but white dick is aesthetically pleasing in a contrasting way. So I guess so.
>>34299483
Sorry for what? I just said it was good.
>>
>>34299530
No, just stop talking to her. She doesn't respect you. You're just a pet that she wants to talk to and agree with her
>>
I'm glad I got over my fear of dating white women, speaking as a white man.
Such a gay and retarded neurosis I managed to develop as a young man growing up in the 2010s
>>
>>34299540
White women are scariest because they are the most beautiful but you gotta nut up and be brave if you want white babies
>>
>>34299544
It wasn't really that for me, it was much more embarrassing. It was white guilt to the point of self-loathing and a deep seated distrust of other white people
>>
>>34299540
As a white woman I always felt bad I didn't want to date non white men because it wasn't woke. Now I'm just dissillusioned with white men so it's a different problem of me not liking anyone at all
>>
>>34299550
Understandable, sadly. Hopefully you meet one of us who doesn't suck.
I guess that isn't too far from where I was with white women when I was younger, but in retrospect, what turned me off about the white women I knew back then was their affluenza, not their whiteness.
>>
I WAS BORN WITHOUTCHA BABY
BUT MY FEELINGS WERE A LITTLE BIT TOO STRONG
*pentatonic solo*
>>
>>34299550
>As a white woman I always felt bad I didn't want to date non white men because it wasn't woke.
american politics/society is so fucking deranged and weird man
>>
>>34299576
It is, and I guess that's really the bottom line of what I'm complaining about at the beginning of this reply chain.
>>
>>34299376
m
wont peg me
>>
>the "momcest" general on r9k has just had it's 5th anniversary and is at number 210 now
>>
He does not know how not to rape. He is too feeble minded to know when his penis is welcome inside another person. That is why he has such a history of raping.

He has learned nothing but acts of forcible anal and vaginal entry with his cock. Too many people have suffered from the actions he has taken with his penis.
>>
>>34299586
I don't remember subscribing to your poetry blog.
>>
>>34299584
momcest is kino thougheverbeit
>>
>>34299555
JDS
>>
So, my woman coworker might be into me, or I'm reading to deep into it.
I always assume I'm reading too deep into things, but also, there's tiny shit that's weirding me out that's making me think "wait, something's not right".

Her doing my collar in front of my boss was weird. Her following me while I lugged a ladder was weird. Her heart reacting me instead of a thumbs up or a regular ur wc is weird. Her wanting me to sit everywhere with her whenever possible is weird. Her focus on my things instead of her talking about her things is weird.

I could go on all day. I just don't understand.
>>
>>34298647
hello, it’s me again.
no birthday cake.
only vodka and energy drinks.
i’m in thebathroom right now.
very drunk.
met a friend from highschool. i’m so happy for him. girlfriend and all.
i think i’m gonn out with him and his gf in a bar after the barty.
what a guy.
>>
>>34299469
That's not how that works.
>>
>>34299598
Drop your pants next time she comes into your room and if she gets on her knees, that's a thumbs up.
>>
lets say you're plapping JH
and you let it get to you a bit too much and you call her the nword in the heat of the moment
what happens next?
>>
>>34299616
Haven't you heard? She's into that. Current bf calls her a nigger while pounding her asshole.
>>
>>34299616
I would not do that.
And sex with her would not interest me, since she wouldn't let me cum inside her.
>>
>>34299616
I thought brazilians only cared about being called monkey
>>
>>34299616
You die.
>>34299619
Incorrect. We don't do any raceplay.
>>34299620
I'm working up to it.
>>34299621
That's just as bad.
>>
>>34299616
I will lose subscriber
>>
>>34299627
it was just a question, why are you getting so upset about it
>>
>>34299627
>We don't do any raceplay
Weren't you in here the other day asking about calling him a cracker during sex?
>>
>>34299631
That's reverse raceplay, totally different
>>
>>34299627
>I'm working up to it.
Yeah, but anon surely asked about currently and not sometimes in the future.
>>
I'm going to miss not having greasy hair. 6 days without having to wash and it's still not even that bad!! Wow.. I used to be disgusting by day 2
>>
after JH pops out 4 kids, she'll name them
>John
>Paul
>George
>Ringo
because she loves beetles
>>
>>34299631
>asking about calling him a cracker during sex?
No, that was me and I tried it anyway. It just made him laugh at me
>>
>>34299637
If I ever had kids I'd name one of them Joel, after my favorite film director, the pillow biting flit Joel Schumacher.
>>
Why do we have so many BIPOC women here
>>
>>34299627
>You die
She's such a tsundere
>>
>>34299642
Told you so.
>>
>sister gets new cat
>brings it over cause she is in the middle of moving to a townhouse
>meet cat
>doesn't run from me and I pet her
>Cat: "I pledge my life to you now!"
>for some reason imprinted on me and not my sister all because I pet with her then played with her for a little bit
I don't get it...
>>
Total Neocon victory
Total Buchananite Annihilation
>>
>>34299656
Your neocons are long gone, grandpa
>>
Femanons, do you want to get pounded all night long?
>>
>>34299660
yeah
>>
I've never had a McRib and they don't even have it in my country.
>>
>>34299663
The McRib had to be stopped for a while because one of the ingredients was a type of centipede that became endangered after a cuple of years of McDonald's sourcing it.
>>
>>34299663
Bruh it's just pork shoulder and onions.
>>
>>34299667
No.
>>
>>34299669
Yeh, never had it though.
Amerifats go crazy for it somehow, so I'm curious though.
>>
Any women who like men here rn?
>>
>>34299636
>I'm going to miss not having greasy hair.
Why? Also, what changed?

>>34299637
I don't get it.
>>
balding really is a death sentence
after a while it just becomes suicide fuel
>>
>>34299627
>You die.
would you be into bullying a white guy for being white?
>>
>>34299678
Conception is a death sentence.
>>
>>34299670
Yeah I looked it up and apparently it was a hoax or something.
>>
>>34299680
passing on genes is immortality
>>
>>34299681
Obviously.
Why are you so gullible?
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>>34299678
Date balding woman
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Time stop superpower or untraceable genetics?
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>>34299688
timestop
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>>34299688
Time stop because it's useful for life outside of crime. Like magic tricks. Now I can pull a coin out from behind your ear.
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do women ever goon to men masturbating or is that mostly a male interest?
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>>34299688
>untraceable genetics
Why would this be interesting?
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>>34299693
only jh
No other woman in the world
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>>34299695
Interesting. the topic male/female sexual desire and how they depart is very cool to me, though I have no idea what type of psychology even exists on it or where you'd find it.
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>>34299694
For rape
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>>34299697
Yeah no thanks.
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>>34299684
The Simpsons did a joke about it so it had to be true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_6DnTvX2kg
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Men, if yourself from 5 years ago came to the future, would you jerk him off?
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>>34299700
Yeah that one I know.
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>>34299645
Because in highly diverse areas like Miami and some NYC neighborhoods there's a visible venn diagram between Black/Latin people and edgy very-online dorks. Next question?
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>>34299703
No.
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Why do autistic males have larger penises on average?
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>>34299703
This would be funny if you asked FTMs.
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>>34299660
Only by Him™
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Women, if I just open a text editor and stare and an empty document for long enough I'm sure to get the school work done, right?
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>>34299703
Knowing myself I know he wouldn't ask but we would also probably have the same thought and just kinda awkwardly stare at each other.
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>>34299703
We'd be busy looking up sportsball history for him to bet on when he goes back.
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>>34299710
Not a woman but this is my creative process as a writer.
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>>34299703
No because im bisexual but i only like big dicks, I would never ever ever touch one like mine.
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>>34299709
>Him™
God?
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>>34299256
Tomorrow I think I’m cooking garlic dijon chicken and then going to Disney's Hollywood Studios to ride Rock 'n' Roller for the one and only time and then seeing Fantasmic!
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>>34299715
I've been to group male masturbation meetups before where I've found small or non-erect dicks fun to play with, partly for the challenge of seeing if I can get them hard after lubing them up.
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>>34299703
Saar! Do not redeem the time machine saar!
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>>34299716
No lmao
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Is it a bad idea to try to get a customer's number or insta? I'm assuming yes, but I want a second opinion.
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>>34299707
More time engaged in solo Penis Extension exercises.
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is it normal to get the urge to cry a little bit when you really enjoy having sex with someone

like not sob or weep but shed a tear or two and get misty eyed
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>>34299723
No. Go for it.
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>>34299723
Yeah
>>34299726
I can't tell you if it's normal or not but it's happened to me
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>>34299720
>Do not redeem the time machine
I like how that rhymed lol
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>>34299703
>>34299715
>>34299718
Can you fags please take it to >>>/lgbt/?
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>>34299716
No, me.
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>>34299714
I don't think "creative" is going to get me anywhere on this assignment.
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>>34299731
Not you
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>>34299730
NTAs
Calm down.
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>>34299730
I was just answering the initial poster's question honestly.
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>>34299730
No, because I've also had my penis inside a woman's vagina and would like to do so again. And I like the texture of a women's lips and tongue marginally better than a man's.

>>34299723
Yes, it's a bad idea. People have been put on blast as creeps for such behavior.
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>>34299734
Me?
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>>34299703
Myself from 5 years ago was gayer than me now, but sure.
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>>34299734
Rude.
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>>34299730
bend over and spread that bussy
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>>34299739
He's not here he's probably sleeping and doesn't use 4chan anyway
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>>34299703
If I met myself from 5 years ago I'd tell him to take the job as a Disaster Recovery Specialist that he turned down after getting too comfortable in the job he already had.
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>>34299743
Shucks
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>>34299742
This, that anon might hate all things gay now but he'll have no choice when he inevitably goes to prison and has to become a gang's designated bitch.
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>>34299631
No.
>>34299660
Yeh, and I will.
>>34299679
No. I don't like insulting or being insulted in the bedroom.
>>34299695
I don't get off to random men masturbating. I get off to people masturbating to me specifically.
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women if you stretch your legs open, do the flaps open up?
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>>34299755
Slightly, I guess.
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Has anyone ITT ever been a child actor? Was it as bad as tell-all memoirs make it sound like?
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>>34299755
Not really
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My first love is on facebook dating again. She was very fat, her heaviest being 350 lbs, when I was dating her. However, a few years ago she got weight loss surgery and looks great. She's not skinny, she still has a pudgy tummy and big flabby arms, but is still beautiful to me. I don't actually want to get back together with her, though. We want different things out of life and I can't deny her what she wants. Part of me wants to like a picture and send a message of how proud I am of her to achieve that goal without using weight loss drugs that are especially common now. I'm still fat as fuck, so she probably won't care, but I also worry it comes off as backhanded even though it's not my intent. What should i do?
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>>34299757
M
My sister was in a movie as a kid. As far as I'm aware, she had some number of thousands of dollars come in over time, which dried up as the movie got old enough that it wasn't making any more money.
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>>34299738
>Yes, it's a bad idea. People have been put on blast as creeps for such behavior.
That sounds terrifying, but it also sucks because I don't go out much and I don't really get the opportunity to talk to women outside of work.
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New >>34299766
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>>34299764
Damn, sucks about the money drying up. Hopefully your parents had the foresight to speak to a financial advisor, but it sounds like they didn't.
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>>34299773
No, as in, the money stopped coming in. I believe it was less than $20k total, probably less than $15k. I never asked for exact numbers.
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>>34299762
Just tell her that she looks amazing. Don't say it is due to her weight explicitly
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>>34298495
This mob crowd at wawa because moids must circle jerk each other over their cars.
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>>34298508
>He's a cute face. :)

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