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First for jews

I'm a philosemite and I don't see why I shouldn't be,

>>34302483
Inceligible bachelor thread previously discussed
>>>/r9k/84041101

>>34302487
My opinion on this meme has really turned around.

I'm going to slash my thighs with razorblades if my crush rejects me tomorrow. I don't know how else to cope. The negative feelings are too strong

men and women rescue each other?

>>34302494
I am not putting my info into this shit

>>34302491
Thank you for supporting our community, bruv.

(Honeslty the only philosemites I can't find any sympathy for are Evangelical Christians whose entire motivation for philosemitism is that they are obsessed with Israel because they see it as part of some Doomsday Prophecy Scenario, those people are fucking messed up in the brain).

>>34302494
>all these 6'3-6'7 incels
Must be weapons grade autism if you're still a virgin at that height.

>>34302496
Cutting as a man is gay, drinking is the only acceptable form of male self harm

>>34302500
I'm not an Evangelical. It's just that the term "philosemite" has broadened to the point where not obsesivaly seething about Jews or Israel makes you a philosemite these days.

>>34302498
From a burning building? Sure.

>>34302496
If she don't love you why bother getting upset?
You're gonna let someone who doesn't care for you define your life?
There's much more ahead of you, anon.

>>34302496
This is why I don't express romantic interest anymore

>had sex
>she kept saying "I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy"
how do I process this

>>34302498
I wish but women don't want to be rescued. Princess wants to stay in her high tower.

>>34302512
>you're my boy now
>*fist bump*

>>34302512
She wants to be trans and put her dick in you next.

>>34302512
Crazy. I'm glad my vocal stims during sex aren't even in English.

>>34302514
this. and they broke gender relations with it.

>>34302510
No one has ever loved or cared for me, I've been on dates with 12 women from apps and have never got past the 2nd date. This will be the first time I ask someone out in person since middle school, I am 26. I'm so fucked if she says no, I'm out of grad school in a year and then it'll become 1000 times harder to find a wife.

>>34302500
What about Khazar Milkers inspired philosemites?

>>34302514
BURN THE IVORY TOWER
REJECT THE GATEKEEPING
CLIMB THE GATE
BREAK THE RULES
WIN

>>34302518
>I'm glad my vocal stims during sex aren't even in English.
hot

Modern society feels so hopeless what keeps you people going?

>>34302524
My bastardized, second-hand Portuguese should never be considered hot.

>>34302526
Fear of death

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>>34302526
Hope

>>34302526
The hope that whatever's on the other side is better

>>34302526
My faith.

Is it possible to stay friends with an ex if you've only been together a few months? There's 0 chance things work out with this girl, but I like hearing her perspective on things, and I care about her and think she could use my perspective because she doesn't really have a voice of reason in her life.

>>34302483
Men,
How do I get rid of a bpd guy that has been cobtacting me through fake accounts for 6 now? Just met and talk would be horrible right? Would a good ol beating from my brother do the job?
Ive tried to ignore him but its been going on forever

>>34302526
I think I merely want to see the collapse and aftermath. It's gonna be so good.

I LOVE small breasted and flat chested women

also, it's been like a month since I posted here

>>34302526
My will

>>34302534
I wouldn't think so. Men are not capable of not yearning for exes.

>>34302535
Could you rewrite this please?

>>34302535
>Would a good ol beating from my brother do the job?
It'll probably make his ill mind more fixated on you if he doesn't decide to pull a knife

>>34302535
get big bf that tells him if he keeps doing it he'll kill him

>>34302535
>Would a good ol beating from my brother do the job?
be careful, these nutjobs either calm down or go full bjork stalker on your ass after a beating.
i would probably try to get a restraining order for harassment, but i don't know how nutty and sexist the judges in your country are.

>>34302498
Working on it

>>34302534
I think it's possible. Some people stay friends after an amicable break up but it's very rare

>>34302498
He doesn't want to be rescued he thinks he has to do it all by himself and I'm infantilizing him by packing him a lunch for work

>>34302527
Tudo o que se diz enquanto se está a ser espancado é excitante, idiota.

>>34302553
peak bait

>>34302541
Sorry, he's been bugging me for 6 years, we dated in hs for a couple of months and ever since we broke up he has tried to add me with fake accounts,got into my university group chat with 3 diff numbers, called me pretending to be some internet company trying to hook me up with some subscription plan
And Im at my end wits, so fucking annoyed with him
>>34302542
>>34302543
>>34302545
Would prefer not to hurt him though. Would be the only option?
Also cant involve the police since I deleted all the text he sent me from the fake accounts

I like it when I show my self harm scars to women and they say they look cute or pretty.
women, why can't you all be into bloodplay?

>>34302556
It's funny because it's true

>>34302498
I wish a femanon would rescue me from this pit of loneliness

>>34302559
6 years is a long time. You should probably see if those messages are recoverable, and save any messages he sends you in the future. How close does he live to you?

>>34302559
Change your number

>>34302562
a woman rescued me from it then she kicked me back in once she got bored of me

>>34302559
>Also cant involve the police since I deleted all the text he sent me from the fake accounts
that sucks.
and yeah, hurting him doesn't seem like the right choice. dude will get even more obsessed.
maybe you could get a different phone number?
if he tries any of his schemes screenshot everything and send to the police,

>>34302560
It's frowned upon.

>>34302559
I wish someone was obsessed with me for that long

Does the Postal Service drug test its employees for kava, blue lotus, or kanna? Asking for a friend?

>>34302575
What are those drugs? I have not heard of them

>>34302571
you (all women) should normalize it

>>34302573
NTA. No you don't. You're like a kid who thinks being in a war would be fun.

>>34302566
At least you were out of it for a bit. I feel like that's better than never experiencing anything

>>34302566
women be like
>oh this puppy is cute I want it!
>I'm bored of this puppy now
>:kicks puppy back into the pit:

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>>34302562
you'll have to rise without a rope

>>34302498
Yesssss

>>34302578
CIA trigger phrase

>>34302583
Women are looking for an owner, not a pet.

>>34302573
nta I'm a moid and I had a stalker from highschool. literally feel zero empathy and appreciation for the stalker, it's like a switch gets flipped.

trust me bros, she could've blown her brains out in front of me and I wouldn't given it a thought. obsessing over someone is going to do the opposite of making them care

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Will you avoid the draft/conscription?

>>34302591
>Women are looking for an owner
false

>>34302564
He has no idea where I live and I dont think he will try anything stuipd. I did find out through a common friend that he's empolying psychological warfare on me to get his revenge
>>34302565
>>34302568
I could delete my fb account and change my number but its such a big lose since I had both for morethan 10 years already, Im gonna loose all my connections. But I guess thats the only way, huh? I was already carefull to up my security options on fb and ig and barely post at all and now I have to loose those too bcs of this faggot

>>34302582
NO it's not I wish I had never experienced loved, now I crave it, it's been almost a year since she left and I'm still not over her I get depressed for days when I start thinking about her. I want to go back to being numb, I feel too much now.
someone please put me out of my misery already.
>>34302583
she would literally call me puppy sometimes :(

>>34302596
Read a biology textbook

>>34302595
you don't send boobers to the frontlinies!

>>34302580
But violence... bad for women...
*squirm*

>>34302593
>>34302581
I just want to feel like someone cares

>>34302595
I'm too old.

>>34302603
your safety is more important than someone caring.

>>34302602
do it for me

>>34302603
Your own
Personal
Jesus
Someone to be your friend
Someone who's there
Someone who cares

State gender.

What are some examples of goyslop you genuinely like?

Anybody else having issues loading pics and videos on 4chan lately?

>>34302610
Earlier today a gif was refusing to load in entirety. That's about it for me though.

>>34302609
F
I don't take anyone who unironically uses the term "goyslop" seriously.

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Women, how do you want your bf to treat you?

>>34302554
I think I might start getting into spanking, actually.

>>34302605
oh no what is she gonna do? kill me out of love? that would be soooo horrible
>>34302607
I love that song, I like the marilyn manson version too

>>34302613
goyslop is real femoids just mad they're getting called out for liking it

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>>34302609
I love eating my gfs pussy after she eats ramen and korean snacks it taste like sugar cane juice

>>34302609
M
Burgers
Chopped cheese
French fries
Some hotdogs
Idk if pizza counts?

>>34302614
I want him to forcibly grab my shoulders, scream the N word at me into my face, and then sob horrifically afterwards.

>>34302609
M
Fast food breakfast menu items

>>34302609
McNuggets

>>34302617
That femanon is Jewish

>>34302615
My gf really wants me to get her a silicon mold of my dick done so can play with herself whenever I’m not home and I’m planning to buy a BDSM kit for our bedroom

>>34302609
M
$7 coffees and sugary drinks. that cappuccino blast from baskin robins, for example

>>34302615
What prompted that?

>>34302617
Yes, things you don't like is real. You just use the term "goyslop" because you're yet another boring fuck who blames everything they don't like on Jews.
>>34302623
Nah I'm just not triggered by Jews or Israel. Which I guess might as well make me Jewish according to the average anon these days.

>>34302622
You dropped your F

>>34302616
she's gonna cut your penis because you talked to someone else after a bad breakup

>>34302619
Thanks I’m gonna grab some cheeseburgers and boba tea on the way home from work for my gf

>>34302629
Nah I'm a moid

>>34302623
And so am I.

You absolutely know a person is not worth listening to when they say that shit.

>>34302606
I can't. The violence against males perpetrated by males must end.

>>34302624
Having a fake bf dick would just make me miss him more. I need my toys to be different from him.
>>34302627
Got lightly spanked during sex as a joke a few times these past couple weeks and I think the shock and seething has been rewiring some connections in my head.

>>34302630
and I will probably die from blood loss again because she loves me so much

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>>34302597
>stalker bf
Bruh my gf literally wants to fuck me while I sleep so I can get her pregnant, you’re all massive pussies

>>34302609
M

Pizza, corndogs, fish n chips, nachos, sodas with real sugar.

>>34302628
I literally don't care about your feelings. How fucking *entitled* are you? You don't control language. It's called goyslop.

>>34302635
it's not violence if it's consensual

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>>34302636
That’s the kind of psychological torture we like to inflict on yall lmao

>>34302638
shut up bitch

>>34302636
It's cute how easily trained you are. :)

When will the us start bombing Canada

>>34302609
M
Taco Bell is my go-to "I'm having a shitty day and don't want to cool" food despite the stupid prices.

>>34302640
Okay, please explain to me that if junk food is a Jewish invention in order to poison the gentiles, why the fuck are Jews eating that shit too?

>>34302638
Well, the difference between me and your girl is that she actually likes you

>>34302647
It doesn't give you constipation.

>>34302643
Men really do know how to tease in the worst ways possible. They sometimes don't even realize it.
>>34302645
I almost got mad, but I'm too comfortable in bed.

>>34302609
M
dark chocolate and black coffee
idk if that counts, I barely eat anything I always starve myself

>>34302654
>I barely eat anything I always starve myself
Why?

>>34302635
>I can't. The violence against males perpetrated by males must end.
You mean war? If you weren't horribly unfit you would be fighting in one.

The only people who oppose the idea of fighting in a war are weaklings who know they couldn't survive in combat.

>>34302654
>dark chocolate
M. I've been craving this lately, but I don't trust sellers. I don't know where to find some I can trust.

That rich guy who wants to live forever eats dark chocolate every day, btw.

>>34302657
Which wars have you fought in?

>>34302655
it's a self hate thing
>>34302658
why don't you trust sellers?
>That rich guy who wants to live forever eats dark chocolate every day, btw.

which one?

>>34302658
>That rich guy who wants to live forever eats dark chocolate every day, btw.
The Russian?

No more fun and games of the mind.

>>34302667
do slide puzzles count?

>>34302663
>it's a self hate thing
Why not eat unhealthy food instead?

>>34302653
>I'm too comfortable in bed.
Seems like a good place to be.

>>34302670
Please don't tease. If you lie my heart will freeze.

>>34302650
Nta but lemme get this straight, so you're not a Jew but you've taken it upon yourself to get mad at some meme word on an anonymous beekeeping forum on their behalf

>>34302672
because I don't want to be fat, I know it sounds contradictory but like I don't want to hate myself even more by being fat

>>34302673
Idk about that. My stuffed animals have been through a lot on this bed.

Gender
If you could choose one superpower which one would you choose?
M
Flight

>>34302675
I'm not mad, I just don't take anyone who uses the phrase "goyslop" seriously is all. The fact that you've completely ignored my question to screech "UR A JEW" further proves my point.

>>34302674
what? how am I teasing?

>>34302657
Not just war. Men must stop being violent. No more crime. No more abuse.

>>34302663
>which one?
>Bryan Johnson incorporates high-flavonol, pure cocoa powder into his daily longevity protocol

I couldn't remember but AI came through for me.

I don't trust them because they are not to be trusted. It's easy and profitable to scam with chocolate, so they do. Same thing with honey, maple syrup, juices, etc.

>>34302678
M
Being able to telepathically blow your testicles up whenever I want and then regenerate them

>>34302650
NTA. I just think it's a funny word. I think everyone should be made fun of.

>>34302681
As long as there are two different point of views there will be violence.

>>34302681
but I love being abused!! especially by women

>>34302677
>implying that doesn't make it better

>>34302679
Lol idk what your question is I'm not screeching anything, I'm just saying you need to chill and get a life

>>34302678
F
Can't choose between invisibility for petty theft reasons or super stretchy

>>34302678
Fullmetal Alchemist style transmutation.

>>34302692
>she wants to be elastigirl
degenerate spotted

>>34302690
>You need to chill, says the guy who thinks junk food is a Jewish psyop and gets mad when one person doesn't take him seriously

I'm so excited! I just can't hide it.

(You can tell from looking at my lap and noticing the bulge in my pants).

>>34302678
F. Wish-granting.

>>34302692
you just want to spy on men taking showers don't you? you pervert

>>34302696
Do you know what nta means. Are you sure you're on the right website. Are you a bot.

>>34302694
Nta
But would you intentionally cripple yourself to access "just clap" mode?
>>34302695
I just think it would be useful, and you'd never roll your ankle ever again.

>>34302678
M
the power to control people's mitochondria
that or being able to control electricity

>>34302697
Wow! You’re so quirky!
Do you want a medal?
God, moids are stupid.

>>34302698
would you grant my wish of being hugged?

>>34302702
>But would you intentionally cripple yourself to access "just clap" mode?
Nah. If Mustang and Kimblee can get by with tattoos and gloves I can too.

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>>34302644
You don’t belong here incel non-sex havers get out
>>34302651
My brother in Christ you broke the first rule of fight club
>>34302653
>lovebomber abuser meets easily manipulated woman

>>34302705
Of course.
>>34302709
I'm not easily manipulated, but being lovebombed is just that impactful.

I want to love you
Feel you
Wrap myself around you
I want to squeeze you
Please you

I knew a guy who was a victim of being pimped out to pedophiles by his mother when he was a kid, who later spent 2 years working on a law enforcement team that led cyber sting operations against pedophiles.

I've always thought it would be insensitive to ask, but I kind of wonder what it was like for him psychologically to work in a setting where he was exposed to the same behaviors and world as the men who his mother paid to rape him when he was a kid.

now I know how women feel when they just want to be friends with a dude but he wants to be more than friends

Gender?
Do you like Angel Beats?

i hate this whole “i’m the sexy abuser” aesthetic thing.
dude, you’re not the boogeyman. abusing and manipulating people who trust and love you is easy. you’re not special. you’re cringe.
i wanna see you try to do that with the irs.

>>34302717
F
It's pretty good.

>>34302714
Sorry, who his mother was PAID BY so she could pimp him out to be raped.

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>>34302711
Everywoman is man hater until they legs start shaking from violent abuser dick

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>>34302717
no but I liked angel cop a lot!

>>34302717
M
It's been a while since I saw it, but I remember liking it.

>>34302717
I watched part of it years ago. I kept getting it confused with Galaxy Angel for some reason.

>>34302702
Sure, sure, useful. Be taller when you go to work and you want people to respect you more. Be shorter when you're fying on a plane and you want more leg room.

Inflate your boobs when you want to catch a guy's attention. Useful.

This has become normalised.

>>34302698
Wholesome

>>34302726
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller

I wish I was good enough

it’s hard being epic in a world of fail

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Does your girlfriend ever emasculate you, /atoga/?

>>34302718
50 shades has a lot to answer for

>>34302483
I'll be roping soon

>>34302736
That scar.... on your neck.... WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

>>34302733
schmood

>>34302738
Please don't be raping soon.

>>34302738
Lame. If you insist on dying at least go out in a cool way

>>34302734
I strike back by defenizing her by mentioning how much her shit smells in front of her friends.

>>34302721
I don't hate men. I just like being called nice things and get sad when people call me mean things. I'm normal.
>>34302728
Only as wholesome as the people making the wishes. I just would plan to surround myself with people who wouldn't take advantage of me to the detriment of myself and others.

it's hard to live a happy life in a world that sets you up for failure

>>34302739
Oh my

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>>34302745
>BPD personified
I hope he can handle your mood swings lmao

>>34302748
That just makes it that much more satisfying to be work hard and find happiness despite the opposition.

>>34302748
That’s why you should set the world up.
Strike back.
Fight the power.

>>34302731
Where do you fall short

>>34302750
I feel like I've always been one of the most emotionally consistent people ITT. I get mad at people being malicious and I'm nice to people who are respectful.

>>34302751
>>34302752
I agree, this doesn't mean I'm giving up or anything like that.
I'm just saying, life is hard

>>34302753
For starters, I'm short. Secondly, I fall sometimes. Thir

>>34302754
>>34302750
Love it when the dumbass baitposters get stuck in a loop of replying to each other

>>34302754
Protip: You're not going to gain any satisfaction from arguing with ENTJ.

>>34302745
Can you grant your own wishes or is it only the wishes of others?

Femanon, do you want to come to my place and drink some vodka and watch japanese bug fights?

>>34302753
I don't know, I just wish I had been good enough to keep my ex from leaving me.
also this>>34302756 isn't me

>>34302757
>>34302760
Ew that's him? It's hard to tell when he's hiding his name and not spamming gross stuff like usual. Thanks for letting me know.

>>34302746
Good luck, I'm sure you'll tell us about it.

>>34302756
Is there any specific situation where you think being short set you back?

>>34302729
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her

>>34302765
>hard to tell
Hahahahaha

>>34302762
Others. Granting my own wishes would be too much.

>>34302766
Sorry, I thought I was still in gioyc. Thanks though.

>>34302765
>It's hard to tell
Same images every time, same bragging every time, same shit every time.

>iPhone filename social media brainrot
>"I'm the best at sex ever, my gf keeps begging me for more sex, you're all retards!"

The anon is frustrated, it seems he was baited.

>>34302765
nta but if the answer is just totally unrelated to the post and insults based on him being superior, especially when combined with social media screenshots with mentally ill rape victims having an fetish for abusive men, in 99% of cases, it's him

>>34302773
Yw, thanks for passing by.

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>>34302743
A girl cried uncontrollably after she let out a small fart around me and I made a face at her

>>34302765
>>34302778
see, this is him for example

>>34302770
I wish JH was six feet tall and had KKK-cup boobs. How's that?

>>34302779
>not an iPhone filename

>>34302779
Moron. Newfag even.

>>34302778
the fart was foul, her happiness: small

My first ever board was r9k due to those “4chan r9k funny greentexts” on youtube that were surging also introduced me to “sjw crying compilation” i got out of that quick and just started refreshing the main page and clicking on popular threads that seemed interesting for years. Now for couple of years I've just been here on and off. Time sure flies

>>34302780
I don't think I'd be able to walk with tits that big, even if I was taller. But it's the thought that counts.

>kenneth
"fire born"
>copeland
"bought land"

>born from the fire on stolen land
>literally satan claiming to be native american when he's clearly of euro descent

nomen est omen is so funny

>>34302780
She should also have a 10 inch cock

Gender
How do you keep things spicy long distance if neither of you enjoy sexting?

>>34302769
It just goes to show how awful I am at recognizing posters.

>>34302791
f, long distance is a meme and humiliation ritual that should die

>>34302793
Easy for you to say, you with so many options in life.

>>34302782
>>34302784
>they don't know that pics downloaded from discord don't get saved with the classic iphone filename on the iphone
noobs, the lot of you

>>34302796
That's right, I don't know anything about Discord. You got a problem with that?

>>34302795
idgaf about your incel yapping

>>34302790
>I could get revenge on my bf for being too rough sometimes
But seriously, having a dick sounds awful.

>>34302793
but the kind of girls I like never go outside, how else am I supposed to find them and date them?

>>34302786
Same. I branched out to Pol and dozen other boards but at some point realized they were all dogshit and making me miserable and slowly cut off basically everything but this general.

>>34302791
M
By sprinting the entire length of the long distance and turning it into a real relationship

>>34302793
Its just temporary for a big work project.

>>34302797
you don't need to know anything about discord to know that, it's not just discord that does this, it also happens when pics get saved from various image editing apps
basically you're malding that you thought you ate when you were actually starving

>>34302799
Seeing a vagina for the first the in a video traumatised me as a child. That thing is scary. And how does it sound awful? It doesn't bleed every month and wanking is so much simpler.

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>>34302779
No? I was just sharing a story, girls really get weird about fart stuff, idk what to tell you dude.

>>34302801
not, obviously they want to be left alone
>>34302804
then there's no need to come up with elaborate gooner methods, just toughen it out for a few months like a normal person

>>34302791
They walk in paths apart, trying to make a date, yet without a heart, love shatters, it’s fate.

>>34302810
you should take it as a sign from god to take a long break from atoga if someone thinks you're that creature when you're not actually, it means you've grossly lost your way

>>34302791
F. Just meet as often as possible and fuck IRL.

>>34302811
>not, obviously they want to be left alone
then why would she have a long distance relationship with me in the first place?

>>34302770
But being able to grant your own wishes would make you safer from people trying to abuse your power

>>34302483
This is a question for the women. How come you gals have zero judgement/intuition? It seems to me you guys always end up with some edgy loser with tattoos who like to do drugs? And why are most of you the same with zero personality? I mean, what do you gals talk about when you are in a room with only girls? Are there any meaningful and insightful conversations? Or is it just shallow, empty, materialistic, and which fuck boy you are texting with? No real man will ever take a woman serious. You guys are so promiscuous and filthy. It's actually disgusting. I'm specifically talking about white women because I don't think there are any exceptions, yall are straight up trash whores with zero self respect and mental issues. What happened?

>>34302811
>they want to be left alone
They just think that. They don't really want to be left alone. Nta but I think I know what they want more than they do.

>>34302817
Be less obvious with your bait.

>>34302815
cause she's too stupid to realize what a horrendous idea that is
give it about 6-7 months until she despises you and slowly starts to respond less and less

>>34302808
It's like having a fucking dangly uncontrollable tumor on your front. How do you sit? How are form-fitting pants comfortable at all? Dicks and balls seem more convenient in some ways, sure, but overall they seem awful to have to deal with all the time.

>>34302813
It was a simple story and the reaction to it is pretty retarded. That's not on me, that's on the autist that believes some other autist is always in the room with them.

I wish I had a bike.

>>34302818
lmfao

>>34302821
It is very much controllable. You don't feel or think about testicles 99% of the time during the day. Really they are no bother.

>>34302817
has it crossed your mind that dating the edgy tatted high guy is more fun so the judgement and intuition is very much on point, you simply don't agree with it because it doesn't lead to you getting your dick wet? trust me, fucking that guy is a lot more enjoyable than fucking you
yes, even with all the downsides that come with it, it still easily trumps the downsides of being around you

>>34302813
>I am never wrong
>and if I am wrong, it's your fault, not mine
Yeesh.

>>34302816
True. But here's a moment of unfettered honesty before I sleep. I don't trust myself to make me happy by myself. I have lived my whole life constantly proving to myself that I don't know what's best for me. Working hard and struggling to meet my goals is what has consistently made me aware of what I need and how to accomplish those goals, often not exactly as I planned or wanted at first. I think I'd be personally happiest if I were to continue to have to work hard, and the availability of wishes would be a temptation I couldn't resist.

>>34302829
exactly, at least you have common sense

>>34302826
It's a cartoon weak spot dangling between your legs. It's weird.
Now I need to go to sleep before I start thinking about dicks too much.

>>34302828
I wish I could say good job to these baits without sounding slaty. However there is truth in this because this also implies to men having intercourse and dating women that are a complete mess and ignoring women that have control. The risk is just more fun.

>>34302823
the anon wishes freedom in paradise
A dream shaped within a ride.
but let it fall to the side
they shall see the bottom of their demise

>>34302834
what makes you think it's bait? I'm dead serious

>>34302779
>>34302813
imagine some tripfag living rent free in your head to this degree kek

>>34302832
At least they are harder to get to than your large tits. Good night<3

>>34302832
you're gonna go masturbate aren't you?

>>34302726
Oh so you have a boob inflation fetish and you're making it other people's problem got it

>>34302836
It's partly bait, due to the tone, but mostly truth.

>>34302791
By seeing him every 2 weeks

>>34302791
You're supposed to meet irl with long distance relationships.

>>34302842
if you say so
since when does tone change the factuality of content
are you one of those "your argument is invalid because I didn't like your tone" faggots?

>>34302841
That trip is the Indian? I thought that was a whole other person.
(Also the Indian would've loved the fart and not been disgusted by it)

>>34302838
I'm flat, so I win.
>>34302839
>implying I haven't been idly masturbating since I got in bed over an hour ago, and I'm finally tired enough to actually try for an orgasm before I doze off
It's like you don't even know me.

Girls, wtf is up with y'alls self confidence? My gf has had 2 ptomotions in the last 12 months because she's really good at her job. Both times she was on top of the world and felt obviously really good about her performance. But the more money she makes, the more she starts to worry she's not good enough and/or experiencing impostor syndrome, which is dumb because she was given these promotions entirely on the merit of her existing work.

How do I fix her?

>>34302847
>the Indian would've loved the fart and not been disgusted by it
that anon wasn't disgusted, he has a fart fetish and also a fetish about making girls uncomfortable and flustered which are both extremely indian

>>34302846
My apologies.

>>34302848
>This was the nigger trying to hornypost
lord have mercy

>>34302850
I thought scat was a german thing. Mozart was Indian confirmed.

I had perfect poos for 2 weeks and then I had a real nasty one today. I'm going to go back to eating right and be strict about my new diet

>>34302849
If you're not a feminist, you're going to dump her. This is just statistics. Like if she got cancer it's the same story.

>>34302849
you don't

>>34302855
>If you're not a feminist, you're going to dump her
What do you mean? I still make more money than her.

>>34302848
>It's like you don't even know me.
well how was I supposed to know that? it's not like I can see what you're doing
>i'm flat
h-hot...

>>34302847
>>34302850
>>34302853
There are no Indians in /atoga/. There is only ENTJ who won't stop talking about Indians no matter what conversation he's in.

>>34302849
You can't fix someone else's self esteem. Just make a point to notice and celebrate for her accomplishments, big or small. Make sure it's a daily thing.

>>34302855
Blue, I'll tell you this as someone who wants to help you not become mentally ill. If you live your life paranoid of what the next moment is, you'll go fucking insane. You'll be like the homeless guy in the streets with a sign that Satan is coming to Earth and the End of the World is near. Don't do shit like that. I beg of you to not take things out of context. Look at the subtle clues not the superstitious things and you'll know reality for example.

>>34302860
>Make sure it's a daily thing
lmfao

>>34302857
When women get more successful, men get their balls in a twist and start resenting women, regardless of if they still earn more. We live in fragile male ego times.

>>34302850
Fuck no, can you just stop being retarded? I made a grossed out face and that upset her, that's literally all that happened and it was just an anecdotal story to that guys post. Goddamn.

>>34302864
sure, everyone believes you

I will give my self two more days to sit around and do nothing.

>>34302849
the girl is in shambles
the light was far too bright
its shadow consumes from within her might
what shall we do? anonymous rambles?
no, this is fixed with love handles

Men, what does it mean if you end a first date after 2 hours and with only a hug?

>>34302862
Being nice to your SO should not be that hard lol

>>34302867
have fun with your two more decades of sitting around and doing nothing

>>34302870
First date and no anal? Just move on.

>>34302866
Eh, whatever. Zap to the extreme autismo, and dream of Indians I guess kek.

>>34302872
xD

>>34302871
sliming someone up every day isn't nice, it's extremely embarrassing and annoying
imagine just trying to live your life and your bf goes "omg sweaty, good job doing the dishes! you're being so diligent and orderly! I'm so so proud of you!!!!!"

>>34302863
Yet women go insane if a guy gets her order wrong. Goes on Twitter raging with her friends about for months on end. Then of course wastes tax dollar money that could be used towards real threats to sue the guy. Meanwhile she fucks the real threat.

Women i stuck my finger a little in my butt while washing today. It didnt really feel like anything. Is that what PIV feels like?

>>34302879
yeah if the dick is the size of a finger

>>34302879
No

state gender
what have you been playing lately?

>>34302870
frustrated with pace of the start
the anon ponders about the mays unfold
“should we part ways?”
stay steady, and you’ll se your part

>>34302882
f
you, like a fiddle

>>34302861
I'm not paranoid if I have studies to reinforce the point. Quit calling me crazy when I am correct.
>someone who wants to help you not become mentally ill.
You have no motive and that is suspicious.

>>34302883
shut up, your AI bullshit sucks

>>34302870
Sounds like something I'd do normally.
2 hours seems reasonable for a first date, and I'd prefer to take things slow, so a hug would feel weird that soon.

>>34302885
Suit yourself Blue. Hands and feet not moving.

>>34302828
>dating the edgy tatty high guy
Sounds incredibly fun...
You sound like a cringe single nigger mom at the age of 40. Please don't write to me, I might get venereal disease.

>>34302887
Your radar sucks.

>>34302884
does that mean you don't actually love me? :(

>>34302890
I said it's more fun than dating someone like you, I won't date either because dating overall is a meme but if I had to chose, he would be higher up in the hierarchy than you

>>34302891
it would be even more embarrassing if thats your actual writing, I would pipe down immediately if I was you

>>34302882
Chess and piano, but I miss playing Vic 3 and Marvel Rivals.

>>34302877
Have you considered just being normal and not completely retarded?
Just be nice, notice when your partner does something good, point it out and make them feel appreciated. "Thank you for doing the dishes".
It's not that hard.

>>34302892
does a violinist not love his instrument? does he not use it to create something beautiful?

>>34302895
Oh, I'm male.

>>34302887
he was struck with anger
fingers tipped with danger
too bad he can’t stop the banger

>>34302897
I have, but you clearly haven't because you have some deranged praise kink because your parents never approved of anything you did
don't project your mental illness on others

>>34302897
Okay Gretchen. How about you learn to be chill instead of thinking the world is shit and every problem in the world would be solved if men chopped their balls off. I'll tell you this like in a bunch of other threads. Sex with a man can be a beautiful thing if you see it as a woman. Try to loosen up instead of being Lisa Simpson all the time.

>>34302870
It could mean that I don't like you or that I like you, but if I like you then I will probably reach out again.