>>108981985
Snailcat thread

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>>108981985

I wrote code with no AI assistance today, for that vintage artisanal feeling :)

>>108982031
Write code by hand now and you'll be the most valuable dev 3 years in the future

What are you going to do when AI rapes you and takes your job?

>>108982006
holYF UFCKING SHIT KIL LYOURSELF FURNIGGLET

>>108982049
cum

>>108982049
I've seen "agentic" repos and... I think we're fine

>team outing
>guy who planned it invited this girl who got fired from her team
I don't know how you think this is acceptable or why she decided to show up. If I was the manager I would be pissed

>>108982100
You sheltered child, it means she’s banging/wants to bang someone on that team and she lost her chance. (Any other possibilities would just be that she’s retarded.) ALWAYS drink with the person who is most likely to go off about the company too, it’s the most opportunity for fun

>>108982100
so she can wreak havoc and roast the company, it's liberating when you're about to be fired / are fired and you have a brief period to tell all your coworkers what you really think of them.

>>108982154
Well yeah it's an Asian guy who invited the Asian girl. But the company paid for the food and event. Also this is fagman
>>108982184
She got pipped and was fired like 8 months ago, still is unemployed

>>108982259
that's weird then, are you sure she's still unemployed? I never updated my LinkedIn after I got PIP'd for political reasons at my last place. My job was so vindictive I didn't want them trying to fuck with me at the new place.

>>108982259
>still
its a tough job market fuck you mean still?
asshole

>>108982298
It’s not tough if you are competent. I didn’t like the raise I got this year so I submitted my résumé to two job listing and got offers from both. Literally just got a $25 an hour raise

https://x.com/GarbageHuman24/status/2059786299381530868

>>108982298
Still is a word that means the state something was in is also now the state that thing is in. By using this word it let's you know that some being fired her status of unemployment has been static

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>>108982379
Larper

>>108982297
I'm pretty positive she is not employed. For one, she kind of sucks. She was hired well before me and I'm assuming they took a risk on her because of her school. In our time together at the company, I didn't ever see her push a PR that wasn't just done by the other guy I mentioned.

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>They correctly identified Michael as a disingenuous sycophant and Peter as an upbeat, high-agency truth-teller capable of spotting and communicating inefficiencies in his workflow. The Bobs did everything right and are the real heroes of Office Space.

sometimes I wish I'd gone into finance

>>108982575
Why? You could get into quant.

When did you realize bigotry is a low iq, low TC activity? As I started making more money and increasing my market value I instinctively dropped most of my bigoted beliefs.
Like it gets to a point where you're surrounded by talented people of all races and sexualities and you realize it's all a load of nonsense.

>>108982650
I chose to stay in the permanent underclass so I can say nigger on 4chan

>>108982650
Just get out of my country and learn to use the toilet.

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why are zoomers so weak?

>>108981985
can someone edit the pic to make the guy happy

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>>108982662
>why are zoomers so weak?
>t.

>>108982650
You will never get a white woman weighing less than 200 pounds

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>>108982650
what is your market value Ranjesh?

Programmers are the only high earning workers that respond to being replaced by making racist memes. Can you imagine any other respected profession making jeet edits?
Adult children in sweaty hoodies and cheeto dust under fingernails should leave making big bucks to serious adults in suits and sub 30 bmi

amazing job everyone, well done
*heart emoji* *party popper emoji*

I have a confirmed IQ of 131. Never reply to me, lest you become cinderised 'pon beholding my intellect.

>>108983195
>some specific feature that I know nothing about that I guess some customer maybe cares about is released in preview
>congrats email sent out to literally like 30000 people on the cc line, 1000 direct, the other 29000 through listservs
>giant ass images so the email is 50mb
>reply all'd by at least 20 managers who just say "congrats"

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>>108982688
...kill him.

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for a medium to large sized office is it silly to think about unifi gateway+switch network?

>>108983417
I don't think a nintendo switch is very suited to office networks

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>>108983419
gaming devices would be on their own vlan
and color

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>Ubiquiti networking hardware

>>108982521
I agree on that outlook entirely. The company was going to be on fire metaphorically and literally. So the best thing to do was to save itself from the bloat entirely. They weren't wrong to identify Peter as future leadership since he knew well and good that majority of the work was bullshit. Paperwork is only as good as the bosses ability to hold his employees nose to the work. What did the TPS reports even do?? That was the crux of Peters identity crisis that led him to do what he did anyways.

>>108982521
If they made Office Space today all the managers would be Indian and the Bobs would be the Shivas

>>108983488
*head bobs in your direction*

>>108983445
for wifi its pretty standard

>>108983522
Thats probably fine then. If you want to buy a switch/router and hook it up to an ISP connection then you will have to run the cable so have fun with that. Most just get AP's instead. Besides what is your tiny company using right now?

>>108982650
This, but the exact opposite.

It's genuinely shocking how shit everyone who isn't a white male is at basically everything.

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>>108983417
what do you mean by large? floor space or seats? I don't have any personal experience with unifi gateway/firewall, but the switches and APs are solid.

I use Firewalla instead as a gateway + unifi switches/aps for two small offices and it just werks. I just run the UniFi network controller on a spare windows laptop. Has been running for over two years with no problems. Firewalla is an IoT router that auto updates itself so I don't have to waste my free time fucking with it, and I can troubleshoot shit remotely on the fly.

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>>108982650
This has to be AI. Not even reddit could say something this gay.
>>108982657
We are free men.

>>108983417
they're fine for small business and home use. Shit for enterprise.

>>108983548
fortigate firewalls going to cisco switches that are all approaching end of life


>>108983601
multiple offices with varying staff sizes
all buildings have at least 2 network closets and the main campus has 6 closets with very full racks

I love cisco for the ios but new cisco switches aren't comfy

>>108981985
>closed curtains
I do not sympathize

>>108982521
They judged technical employees entirely on social skills and failed to notice the structural causes (which they happen to be at the center of) that made Michael insecure about his job.
They are members of a clique and were hired by their cliquemates to advance the interests of the clique. From this perspective yes, they did everything right.

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Would you pick:
A) 140k salary in a 2 man startup with 1% equity
B) 100k salary in a 20 man accounting company
C) 80k in the company you currently work for and vibe with

>>108983851
>C) 80k in the company you currently work for and vibe with
This

>>108982650
It's natural that new immigrants from places with un(der)developed tech, and/or are specifically recruited to be cheap or fill a quota, will be shit.
I like to assume that /twg/ posters understand this but just find it more fun to be racist

>>108983851
A every single time. Startup is unstable and shit and you have to work hard, but this early in a startup you get a LOT of say. You don't get bogged down in bullshit tech and bullshit broken codebases and shit, you get control over what you do. You get to shape the company and have an impact, on top of this freedom. Obviously to be clear C is optimal, it's just that C usually has been an instance of A for me. B is awful though. The people you talk to are retarded, your colleagues will be retarded boomers at best, you don't make enough for anything, just enough to live but not thrive. There is no upward mobility, and you will end your career there because people will see your exp in a small accounting firm and tell you to fuck off since you're not enough at the bleeding edge of tech or whatever.
But I would do anything to never again work at FAGMAN. I would rather be homeless. The politics and the employees being dumber than rocks with 0 to learn during your time is really shit.

>>108982650
Actually, successful CEOs are so racist and sexist that they make even /pol/fags uncomfortable.

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>>108982672

>>108983969
literally me

>>108981985
hey that's me
that's a picture of me

>>108983969
luckily my org has zero people ever interested in turning on the webcam. I wfh and see people's faces maybe once every three weeks if my boss turns it on during a 1 on 1

>>108983809
they literally solve peter's problem in his exit interview, he gives his big speech about poor motivation because he doesnt have a stake in the company and they literally go "would an equity share program do anything for you?"

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>>108983635
Save the money EOL means nothing. EOS is all that matters. You start your purchase of network hardware a full 2 years before that date due to shipping time or other bullshit so by the time it arrives 1 year out to EOS you can fuck with it just long enough to throw it on the network safely. EOS means you don't get any more security updates btw.

The back of my neck starts having this little bumps that's itchy asf since may 20th and I've been applying fungal creams on it to no avail.

>>108983939
>FAGMAN. I would rather be homeless. The politics and the employees being dumber than rocks
arent fagman supposed to be super smart?

>>108984359
It's a meme to try to attract retarded pajeets because "oooh that's where smart people are so if you get in it means you're smart".
My FAGMAN peers were the dumbest cretins I've ever worked with. The smartest were from 2 startups where the work environment was crazy awful so people would trauma-bond for the 9 months they'd stay before getting laid off. Classic UNIX graybeards and programming wizards there. Everywhere else it's morons who've never even heard of the modulo operator.

>>108984334
Bed bugs, skin tags(diabetes cut sugar now), cysts(deeper acne) in which case clean your bed sheets, allergens towards detergent/soap/perfumes ect.

>>108984359
One trick ponies. Its a factor of getting squeezed of your entire childhood for educational goals that don't fucking matter in the end.

>>108984417
>>108984394
then how are they leaders in the respective fields? Is a small group of people doing all the work?

>>108984411
Just changed my sheets
It's probably because of too much stress from masturbating and porn and i spent this last 5 months doing absolutely nothing because im unemployed

>>108984431
I would shower 2x a day. Stress releases some special kind of BO/Grease that even animals can smell or some women if you live with them. If you masturbate alot then your low on Zinc which is bad for skin/hair/eyes/and testosterones levels i've taken zinc pills before and its like i am cumming after 5 days of not masturbating every time, low zinc aint that great. Also a multi-vitamin and 5000IU of D3 is vital, D3 helps reduce depression symptoms, bone health, nails and general restfulness from sleep.

>>108983851
Your ass will be raped 10000 niggers.

>>108984449
if only I could get paid for it

>>108984427
Mostly just momentum. You know the adage, "nobody ever got fired for buying IBM"? Additionally it is how you say: they overwork the shit out of a small amount of people, the rest do nothing (and that's better than what they could do if they tried).

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>>108984431
>i spent this last 5 months doing absolutely nothing because im unemployed
don't worry, things won't get better but they will end

>>108981985
giwtwm

>40,000 men kill themselves every year in the US
>thats one every 15 minutes

>>108984445
Thx zinc anon. I often saw your post since 2023

>>108984656
That's true it's likely me. The no cumming meme works for zinc imbalances up until you start pissing out precum, at that point might as well jerk it.

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>jeets put swagger UI for internal backend API on the public internet
>literally every single endpoint has a BOLA exploit

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Recruiters and interviewers seem to be get super pissed when I tell them my first working experience was as "Systems Administrator / Scrum Master"
>"Huh?! Which one was it? You can't just be both."
What? Yes I can, the sysadmin work was pretty sparse and the jewish boss wanted to make sure I worked the full 8 hours every day so he put me to babysit devs whenever it looked like I had nothing to do.
I thought this story about how I started working in management was neat but apparently recruiters hate it.

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>pretty hyped about my first job interview in months
>as soon as the interviewer opens her mouth I immediately notice she can barely speak english
Oh boy...

Today's leetcode question has one solution, dynamic programming. I look up "digit dynamic programming" on youtube to get an idea of how to solve it... guess what I see?
>Gaurav Sen
>Aman Babu
>Piyush Raj
>Yash Poonia
>Kartik Arora
>Vivek Gupta
finally,
>Nikola

It's time we accept indians are great coders but horrible managers

programming jobs should be legally restricted only to european and asian (no jeets) males.

>>108985259
sirs i propose an equation for impact potential future of humanity

e = mc^2 + ai

>typo in work email
FUCK my life

>>108983851
401k matters
equity matters
does the startup have any customers? how close is it to breaking even and are the numbers moving in the right direction?

>>108985259
this guy always looks up like he just woke up. Is he wearing a bathrobe in there?

>>108983034
*pushes up shades*
I wouldn't want one

>>108983603
Getting better as they go. The only problem I would give two shits about is getting replacements in case of a failure. They seem to have no stock all the time.

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>>108981985
>Reviewed someone's pull request
>It contained some database exception and I told him to fix it
>He said he fixed it
>Test it again, get some other exception
>Asked him if he really tested it and tell him to fix it
>Tell him to test both code paths
>He said he fixed it again after a while
>Test it again, the other code path still contains the database exception
I don't know anymore. So much time wasting on garbage. I'm not even writing a lot of code anymore. I'm only telling others to fix their garbage code.

>stuck being the team's middle man for some reason
>"hey this feature isn't working, can you submit a ticket to our vendor to figure this out?"
>"hey vendor this feature isn't working"
>"oh it's because of X"
>"they say because it's X"
>"nope X works"
>"nope X works"
holy fucking shit I fucking hate this, I'm so burnt I'm taking everything for face value but the vendor is feeding me bullshit sometimes the business user is feeding me bullshit and I don't want to be caught in the middle of he said she said.

This isn't even my job either, the previous guy left so I'm stuck on ticket duty.

>stuck in helldesk
>have to communicate with a staff swe at my company
>a little part of me gets excited because im praying maybe he can get me out of here
my brain is mush

>>108985666
Don't get too excited, anon.
I have monthly meetings with FAGMAN directors and famous people that literally appear in magazine covers and not even them have power to get me out of helldesk. Why do you think a measly staff dev can help you?

>>108985666
>Implying he wants to get you out
>Implying he wouldn't keep you down in hell to make sure he has less competition

I just finished a job interview and fumbled when discussing salary. I currently make $95k, and I was expecting a $120k offer. When I scheduled the interview, I stated my range was $100k - $120k. During the interview, the recruiter dropped the bomb that $100k is the absolute limit. I lost my composure and tried justifying a request for slightly more, but she firmly insisted on the $100k cap.
I performed great in the interview, and she assigned me some homework. I completed it quickly. Now, I am unsure if I want to submit this assessment or simply withdraw from the process entirely.
What should I message the interviewer?

the stock market is collapsing
probably going to get laid off soon i guess

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>>108985693
>the stock market is collapsing
Huh...?

>>108985699
he means in two more weeks. which it seems like it will bc none of it makes sense but it keeps not crashing...

>>108985699
It's down a lot today

thy total compensation...

how do boomers hold the same job for 22 years

>>108985910
seniority is respected at some jobs. boomers are also very pro social and are usually in deep with management on a personal level

>>108985155
IMO I hate how jeets think that when people talk about "Asians" it also means them.
It's shorthand for EAST Asian (Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Taiwanese, maybe Mongolian/Vietnamese/Thai/etc.)

There was a "Wasian" meetup and supposedly a large amount of the people there were Indian

>>108982650
For me it was the opposite, the more status and money I got the more racist I became because I realized the one thing my money couldn't buy is a functioning white society.

>>108985910
Boomers grew up in a time when there was stronger notions of national pride/identity and neighborliness. They grew up in a relatively higher trust society. There parents for instance came back from war and got jobs working where all the (male) employees had basically had the same experiences as them. There was a solidarity and camaraderie in their working culture that is unimaginable today. You could get everything you needed from one job at one company. There wages could beat inflation. They had upward mobility. These things are not remotely true anymore.

>UK Company
>1 office
>8000 staff
>Internal only, we don't deal with customers, mostly contractors etc
>We're opening an office in India in October
Is this how the outsourcing begins?

>>108986220
>There
>There
Stop that at once.

>>108986368
Uh oh

i like coding
but coding manually takes too long
the deadlines are so tight you cannot do them without AI
even with all the steering and top models, the non determinism of AI feels like I'm gambling on it doing things fast enough

I have never felt more anxious

If I have an interview with a government job do I just play up how retarded I am? I am in the unique position of having worked a long time and accomplished things but also a socially incompatible retard.

>>108986471
you wont get hired so who gives a fuck