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Awesome... utterly awesome.
A genuinely terrifying ending as well, reminiscent of The Skin I Live In

>>220409689
Call that African

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>>220409759
Worth it.

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I would've tried to fuck my mom too if I was Norman.

>>220409915
isn't that the autistic doctor?

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>>220409694

>>220409929
no that's Charlie Bucket

>>220409915
Yes, and he was also the autistic serial killer Norman Bates in Bates Motel.

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so this is the power of gen z...

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>>220409759

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>>220409759
>Frankenhooker's initial release was delayed because of difficulty obtaining an R rating from the Motion Picture Association; the director recalls that one representative of the ratings body actually said, in a phone call to the production company's secretary, "Congratulations, you're the first film rated S." And she said, "S? For sex?" And they said, "No, S for shit."[3]

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>>220410272
>"S? For sex?"
>"No, S for shit."

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>>220410272
>And they said, "No, S for shit."

Hokum was good overall, and I liked the final third of it a lot. I do think it has too many jump scares, though (which didn't even work since they felt predictable and the images weren't spooky enough). I thought McCarthy was above the trauma horror trend too, but he decided to go that route with this one.
I think Caveat did a better job of being generally creepy and atmospheric. Oddity was fine too, but I rank them: Caveat > Hokum > Oddity

Hokum could have beaten Caveat for me if it leaned more into its Halloween setting, but it was very reserved about it

>>220410429
> I do think it has too many jump scares
Good. Looking forward to it now.

Just put on Countess Dracula.

>>220410429
Oddity was dog shit

>>220410272
>"S? For sex?"
kek

>>220410429
>Caveat > Hokum > Oddity
Same. Though, if you asked me what my favourite parts are, I'd say Hokum and Oddity both had really great individual scares and sections.

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>>220410606
Not one of my favorites, but it's still pretty good. Ingrid Pitt is always good too.

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>>220409694
>Overbearing Moms Edition
Reminder to watch Santa Sangre (1989) for the most kino mama trauma since Psycho

Just finished The Fairfield County Four. Felt like someone saw Frogman, wanted to do something similar with a werewolf, then realized they only had the budget for the werewolf suit and the camera. Only real highlight is the werewolf design reminded me of the one from Late Phases

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>>220410429
i enjoyed it enough, has never heard of this director before but after being extremely underwhelmed by fnaf 2 and scream 7 being super cheap and like not scary at all...like ik thats to be expected but like it was nice to see an actually good horror flick in theaters again. id give it an A for adam scott, at least. (who was the initial draw-in for me since i crushed on him in parks & rec)

for me the last third or so was actually where it kinda fell apart i feel like the horror peaked in the middleish. like if you're reading this, spoiler alert obviously but why is the final act villain the blandest dude in the movie, why burn down the entire hotel, how is alby supposedly lifting magic mushrooms off jerry when they never talked to spike adams whiskey which he doesnt drink until weeks later? witch was also giving kind of conjuring basic.

but like i did give this an A so there was a lot of good! totally love the cinematography like showing off how pretty ireland is and kinda gave the shining vibes which was probs intentional. the witch was also like not as scary at the end, but it was kinda sick when she started scaling the elevator shaft. now, i dont know why these horror movies that use childrens entertainment as a side plot rather than the main focus always do it so much better like seriously take notes here fnaf cause that cutesy kiddy shit was not scary at all. but jack the jackass is scary looking, and the buildup with his cartoon self appearing in the memento box was great foreshadowing that i totally caught onto and anticipated after that jordan peele movie with the monkey incident. it was like a horror filter that actually worked, and then theres a part where jack or fionas shadow is seen in another room as well but idk i kinda wish they went more down this route in the last third. fiona part was also kino for a similar reason reminded me of scrolling over the silent hill icon with that creepy bunny on my dads ps2 and that stp video

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I still miss him so much, bros

>>220411221
he's very easy to imagine as your eccentric uncle. I should watch some tv episodes he guest starred in, looking at wikipedia he did a bunch.

they will kill you was crap, should I even bother with ready or not

>>220411306
I just listened to his radio version of Hangover Square. The man was born to entertain.

>>220411392
that one isn't even listed there, thanks I love his radio stuff

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>>220411358
There are two big reasons to see Ready or Not 2 Electric Boogaloo

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>>220411221
funnily enough he was just referenced in the song I'm listening to

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>>220411464
There's a version of it on youtube, but the audio quality of it isn't great. I have the blu-ray of Hangover Square, which has a higher quality version of it (still some pops and crackles from age, but much clearer). If people are interested, I could try to rip it and upload it somewhere. I recommend seeing the movie first though, as the radio version really rushes through the story and I think is designed more for people who have seen the film

Dolly 2026 was such a fucking bizarre movie. There’s some fun gore here and there but it’s just so all over the place with some weird art house shots near the end and a story that raises more questions than answers. Definitely seems to be some paranormal elements going on with how the killer just shrugs off multiple wounds but it never goes through with subplots it tries to explore. Shudder still can throw some good exclusives here and there like The Sadness and VHS Beyond and Halloween, but this and Bodycam feel like misses.

>>220411042
That one was fun, truly felt like a bizarre fairy tale.

>>220410429
Yep I liked it too. There was the trauma thing but idk, it didn't feel so perverse and depressing like most of the trauma horror does, i don't feel like spoilering so I'll leave it at that.

It really feels like a run of the mill, familiar horror movie. But it was done competently, and it looked pretty nice for a modern movie. I'll take it. Not everyone needs to be pushing the envelope, that gets kind of exhausting to me as a viewer. I need my comforts.

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This was extremely okay for a premise stretched so thin. Fuck all that crying baby jumpscare, shit pierced my ear drums.

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>>220411173
> totally love the cinematography like showing off how pretty ireland is and kinda gave the shining vibes which was probs intentional.
I thought the same thing from the part where it shows him driving through the Irish countryside, and then of course at the hotel itself.

I was also reminded of Tobe Hooper's version of The Toolbox Murders, with the hotel with hidden rooms conspiracy aspect

>>220411563
no stress but yes if it's easy

>>220411614
I thought it was decent, pretty straight down the middle TCM worship for most of it

>>220411735
*smooch*
Done. I just need to figure out where to upload to

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This was pretty fun in theaters. Carried by the sound design so if your home speakers are shit don’t botber

>>220411784
>*smooch*
Excuse me?

>>220411861
Uhh, nothing-- nothing...

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AND YOU
Painted my entire WORLD

BUT I
Don't have the turpentine to clean what you have SOILED...

AND I WON'T FORGET IT

>>220411861
platonic smooch, as seen in our hammer films
>>220411173
https://youtu.be/97aPENYmgv4?si=LkV6Qo5l3mgD8GEz&t=95
>Damian MCarthy interview
>yeah this flllum, that fillum
somewhat unspoken, but Hokum was also a rare all euro cast.

>>220411719
yess! the driving scene made that connection for me for sure.

im not sure if ive seen that one but i am reminded of some other movie where they were keeping people chained up in the basement. that was a long time ago though so i dont remember it super well

>>220411929
and by that I mean white. same with the last 28 zombie film.

>>220411929
>Hokum was also a rare all euro cast.
If by Euro you mean white people, all of his films have been that way so far
>>220411940
>
im not sure if ive seen that one but i am reminded of some other movie where they were keeping people chained up in the basement. that was a long time ago though so i dont remember it super well
Martyrs?

>>220411971
no i dont think so, it was so long ago the most i can remember is i think the main lady was trying to convince a kid whose parents owned the hotel to help her and the kid seemed initially receptive until the end they decide to be evil?

and there's like cops about to show up and find out but they close everything up before the cops get there.

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>>220411929
wasnt really thinking about this during the movie but you're right it is kind of a relief. every commercial, every video game, every show is soo polluted with forced diversity over art so props to the director

Nigga said "smooch" as if he was a fat wannabe groomer who spotted an underage twink in a tranny thread.

>>220412123
Is this really your reaction to getting smooched in a /hor/ thread of all places?

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>>220412143
you can groom me, anon. i love the attention.

>>220411358
The black on the posted and you still watched it

Oh anon, you've never kissed anyone you weren't related to.

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>>220412194
she's great, not the movie's problem

>>220412193
But you smell so bad

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>>220412123
he said he had rare Vincent Price audio in his van, I think we can trust him

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>>220412193
*smooch*
Consider yourself molested

>>220412193
>Scream Queens is an American satirical dark comedy slasher television series that aired on Fox from September 22, 2015, to December 20, 2016
Interesting

>>220412268
Shouldn't that webm be a greasy pedo kissing a baby doll's ass?

>>220412297
Is that what you'd prefer?

>>220412297
WOAH, brotha. Let's not drag Harpertard into this.

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>>220412214
rude, pathetic slander! i wash my hair with pine tree oils from the himalayas

>>220412268
awe, see was that so hard? xo i already consider myself molested but like, maybe they're stackable

>>220412288
yes, its super fun spooks and emma roberts kills it (as she does in anything)

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>>220412297

>>220412332
NTA but I genuinely post edgy takes in this thread for that kind of reaction. I didn't have a mother growing up.

He coulda just ignored it, but anytime an anonymous dude hits me with that smooch shit I automatically assume he's frighteningly ugly and creepy as shit. In that case, I condone, as this is /hor/, where frightening and creepy belong.

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>>220412390
>creepy as shit
That's where you'd be right

they're twins
they're evil
they're smoochable

>>220412402
I was thinking you were more of a John Wayne Gacy or Fritz Honka.

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>>220412425
Imagine getting smooched, to death

he's lonely
he's ugly
he's desperate

>>220412297
you mean filming your daily activity?

>>220412472
he's.... SHAKMAAAAAAA

>>220412462
jesus christ how horrifying

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>>220412472

>>220412609
kek

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>>220412462

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>>220412462
MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The thread is in your hands now, Aussie bros

>>220413429
Strewth

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>>220413429
Wolf Creek 3 is filming now. Honestly John Jarratt is getting on so I'm stoked that we got to have a finale while he's still around. And Mick is also the kind of character that works as an old bloke, I can totally imagine a 70 year old bushman still causing chaos.

>>220412462
Literally me whenever I visit my grandma at the old folks' home

>>220412209
Does not look great to me

>>220414284
Did not know that factoid. The first one was surprisingly good, I can see why it took off.
The Changeling came out the following year and that was great as well.

>>220414105
are you just intimidated by a strong black kween
problem is it's just a style over substance comic book action movie with a horror twist except the director has no style and no ideas besides ripping off tarantino but it takes 20 minutes to get going then he only really nails tarantino style for a pretty cool 5 minutes action scene at the 20th minute (it's in the trailer so if you've seen it you've seen the only good part) followed by some decent raimesque horror gags, then it stylistically runs out of steam halfway through, gets bogged down in plot and dialogues and a couple of boring fights, and the writing is dogshit so without the style and without proper stakes it's dreadfully boring
she's fun though and tries hard to carry it, she deserved a better movie

>>220414375
I've only seen the first two, but I liked them both. Second one was is awesome over the top sleazefest.

>>220411853
This was such a shitty movie. Why do horror films insist on having the most unlikable protagonists?

>>220414598
the guy was so irritating

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>>220414535
The first one felt like they wanted to make an Exorcist-sploitation so I can see it, I'll check it out.

>>220414683
kek ignore that image, misclick

>>220406416
Dewey died because they needed to show they could kill the old guard, which is a shame since he and Gale together are the best parts of the earlier films. While they won't do it again, they can pretend they will.
Now I need them to show they will kill the new recurring characters. One of the twins needs to die next time, one of them shouldn't have even survived in 6 if they really wanted to be like 2.

>>220414867
The twins felt shoehorned in 7.

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>>220410838

>>220414946
100%, with the other two being fired and walking away they shouldn't have been kept in, just set them aside for another film or cameo down the line where it makes more sense.
I've no hope for 8 at all, imagine giving your franchise to the people who wrote the canned Buffy reboot.

>>220414867
yeah it's 1 step forward 1 step back
dewey (or gale) should have died in 4, 5 was too late but a decent send off anyway
gale and one of the twins should have died in 6 but at least they addressed gale having post stabbing issues
4 is horrible for how the 3 legacy characters bloat up the cast and runtime while it's obvious they have plot armor, despite the whole thing of 4 being that it was supposedly about a new generation
it's just the hollywood mental illness that affects all franchises, this refusal to let go and kill off the old guards, either for nostalgia or for contractual reasons
neve getting low balled and refusing to do 6 was the best thing to have happened in the recent entries and why 6 kinda stands out (but then they do the dumb shit of bringing back hayden instead, she was the best girl in 4 but her acting and new role is horrible in 6, and male twin surviving is so retarded)
williamson stopped caring and is now treating it like a cash cow too anyway, like supposedly he wanted to kill neve in 4 to make the jill ending actually meaningful but he/wes/studio pussied out
killing randy in 2 was the correct choice but he's since then said he regretted it because it was his meta self insert and that's why they won't kill the twins either
they'll likely never kill gale either because neve is being a cunt about salary while cox is fine with lower offers due to her being horribly bogged no one else will hire her anymore
7 was shit because you knew neve had plot armor but so did her husband and daughter because they know they made her suffer too much already but so the stakes of the whole premise collapses

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>Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist
TA NA NA NA
TA NA NA NA
TA NA NA NA - NA NAAAAAAN

>>220415202
Yeah, are scared of losing old fans if they kill off the rest of the original cast, so they are stuck with characters they can't do much with, and because they can't let go of them they don't have room to properly establish the new blood. Much as I love Neve, one part I liked about 6 was that she stayed out of it and gave the new cast a little breathing room.
I'm worried the twins are basically immortal as the sole remaining members of the 5-6 group now that we missed the chance to off one in 6.
Scream 11 will be in Gale and Sydney's nursing home where one of them has dementia and is constantly going back to their many close calls with Ghostface, while the other becomes convinced that a new Ghostface is indeed roaming the halls and planning to kill them.

>>220415766
It could just be contractual that Neve & Cox refuse to sign on for another unless they live. You know, like how Vin Diesel had it in his contract that he can't lose a fight. Same shit.

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>>220414284
This series is so under-appreciated, it's a shame there are so many cheapo "Amityville" cash grabs destroying its reputation. I even remember Amityville: The Awakening being quite good (but that might've just been in comparison to the other post-2011 ones).

>>220411544
>>220411555
Based, that movie was fun

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>>220409854
>>220410254
I dug the John Waters/Troma vibes in this so much I might just go ahead and watch Brain Damage tonight. I read about Bad Biology which sounds even nuttier, guessing a couple /hor/anons can attest to that.

>>220410272
I love how Bill Murray also ended up endorsing it since he hung out with the crew while working on his own film at the time.

>>220409915
>I would've tried to fuck my mom too if I was Norman.
Let's be honest, reward massively outweighs the risk in this case if it's Farmiga (aka the mother of /tv/).

>>220409694
Watching the trailer for Evil Dead Burn got me wanting to rewatch the OG trilogy again (plus I never watched S3 of AvED), so I started watching the original last night, then got a wild hair up my ass, and decided to cut 1, 2, and Army of Darkness together into one super-movie.

I’m sure cuts like that already exist, it’s such an obvious thing after all, but I’ve never come across it, so I decided to do it myself.

>>220414375
I would have found The Changeling painfully boring if not for George C Scott.

He had zero range, but man, did that dude have presence.

Just finished. Crazy that this is the same guy who did Annie Hardy Dashcam, because that's a top five FF and this might be the worst FF I've seen yet. Grateful it was so short because I fucking hated it.

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>>220416897

Rundown of what I watched this morning:

>Send Help
Honestly, I liked it enough. Yeah, I'll get shit for saying that, but I don't care. My three main complaints is it needed more horror scenes, the animal CGI was bad, and the reveal is really fucking predictable.
>Blood Barn
3.5/10 movie, it's really boring. Just getting past the first 28 minutes is a chore.
>The Midnight Game
Not bad, but still slightly below average at a 4-4.5/10. It's predictable, no scares or gore, and maybe half a second of nudity. Had potential, but wouldn't recommend it.

>>220416897
>>220416919
Saw it 4 years ago and didn't like it. Even the short runtime couldn't save it.
>this might be the worst FF I've seen yet
If you want to see one of the worst ever made, watch Crispy (2024).

>>220416919
>>220416960
Top five FF just for reference:
WNUF
Spree
Blair Witch: Five Corners of Fear
As Above, So Below
Dashcam

>>220417271
>WNUF
I liked it, but wouldn't say it's great.
>Spree
Entertaining and liked it, but the ending really hurts it.
>Blair Witch: Five Corners of Fear
Haven't seen it
>As Above, So Below
Liked this one as well
>Dashcam
Best of these 5 and gets bonus points for pissing off the TDS crowd.

>>220417382
>Blair Witch: Five Corners of Fear
>Haven't seen it
It's actually Four Corners
Its a full on comedy made by the same directors and stars as the original, starring a hapa Tom Cruise imitator
Premise is Blair Witch 3 is greenlit but it stars Tom Cruise and it's about aliens lmao
Still confused why it's so obscure so many years after they made it

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>Picking from hundreds of hours of original, low-budget TV ads, Glassman tells the sinister tale of two restaurants battling it out in the town of Westridge County.

>Buffet Infinity 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 H.264-ppkhoa
>Buffet Infinity 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 H.264-ppkhoa
>Buffet Infinity 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 H.264-ppkhoa

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>Revisit the world of Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow in this prequel, The Witches of the Western Wood!

At least they gave her Burton approved bosom size.

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>>220417668
the first half of that movie is pure kino

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>>220409694
>"The Unseen"
>*You see him*

>>220417712
It looks good, the story made me drowsy though.

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>Go back to rėddit
>And it's just the same exact shit you read on /hor/

>>220417668
it's cute how the movie’s been on TV every Halloween night for 20+ years straight, no exceptions

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NO
WIRE
HANGERS

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First time watching the original Knock Knock.

Eli Roth is fucking useless.

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Even though "Angel Heart" only becomes a horror movie in its last minutes, it's still kino.

>>220419143
somebody has to be eli roth

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>>220411515
why does her face look so puffy?

>>220417489
Gofile me, broseph.

>>220418252
Based. Traumaslop is fucking gay and needs to fuck off.

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>>220414284

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>>220420345
*lick*

>>220420725
I move to ban this image and all associated images and webms from /hor/

>>220420742
you should move the fuck out

>>220419895
Imagine talking like this, at your advanced age.

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>>220420742
>yfw the horror council unanimously denies your request then immediately shoots you back to Bangalore in a cannon

>>220420908
>>220420865
it makes people too horny
Not me.
but people

>>220420924
haha

>>220417838
Based

>>220418252
Godzilla is literally a metaphor for The Bomb and the trauma that followed. It has always been there.

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Happy Mother's Day, /hor/.
Call your mom if you can.

>>220420896
>t. gay ass traumaslopper

>>220421082
Literally none of this is true.
The director himself said that was not what the movie is about.

>>220421082
Yeah but that's a national, historic event
There's a big difference between
>in the flash of eyeball-melting radiance 100,000 people were incinerated, and then it happened again. Here is the concept in monster form, because monsters are cool
and
>my dad didn't come to my baseball games, so here's some shitty indie flick about peoples loved ones disappearing, they can't see them any more but other people can. It's a.......demon? doesn't really matter. Gypsy curse maybe.

>>220421210
It's unreal how hot she still is, and it's not just "movie magic". She looks like that in premieres, cons etc.

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>>220421358
Indeed.

>>220421774
FUGG
apparently they get really horny after menopause too

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>>220420725

>>220421276
>the director himself said that was not what the movie is about
>しかし、私の狙う真実は水爆下の恐怖に戦く現代人の心理的デフォルマションである
https://ishirohonda.com/godzilla/

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>>220421836
>he hasn't seen that one screenshot showing their pussies literally shrink/get tighter after menopause

>>220422021
Maybe all Amityville Horror movies need an incest plot line with an attractive female lead. Just saying, it worked before, so why not try it again?

>>220421836
Loser marrycel cope.

>>220421836
not technically true, when people hit that age they start taking hormone boosting medicine to keep their bodies from decaying too fast and a side effect of it is an increased sexual drive (sex hormones)
so normally they wouldn't be so horny but because of modern medicine they are

>>220422289
Bring Babs in as a sexy mom seducing her son. >>220421774

>>220417489
>>220419852
Pleading for this one, it's not on s***p and my ISP are cunts about torrenting

>>220421836
Shame after menopause they look like melted poop

>>220422328
You’re 40

>>220423254
i'm not

>>220423347
You are

>>220416770
>Bad Biology
Huh I didn't even know this existed, never heard anyone mention it

>>220417271
Great list. Have you seen Ghostwatch?
>Blair Witch: Five Corners of Fear
Wow never heard of this either but I love Blair Witch. /hor/ coming up with the kinos today, thanks.

>>220422482
Is there a file size limit on gofile?

>>220420908
kek

>>220423450
I wasn't the guy who specifically asked for Gofile, but I don't think there is a limit

>>220423487
Uploading it there now. They must cap upload speed, I'm only getting 3.5MB/s when my max is 70MB. Going to take a bit of time.

>>220423450
I've seen files over 150gb there.

>>220423533
I just appreciate you doing it at all Anon.
And holy shit fuck these captchas

>>220416770
>I might just go ahead and watch Brain Damage tonight
do it

Alright, finally done. Link broken up to prevent getting auto-flagged.

>Buffet Infinity
>https://gofile.io/d/
>KBSw42

>>220424029
ty anon

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>>220424029

>>220424081
>>220424123
np. I did uploads to wormhole a few years back for October /hor/. Maybe I'll take requests this October since gofile has no file limit.

>>220424029
>>220424123
>>220424153
Anon always fucking delivers, thank you sincerely

>>220424029
It sounds like a good Halloween watch and I might leave it till then. WNUF is my fav Halloween day kino and it seems similar.

>>220424245
I get that. I was going to watch a movie, but it's a Christmas horror movie, so I decided against it. Feels like it might lose something when it's in the 70s outside.

>>220424291
kek I get that with Night films. Night of the Creeps, NOTLD, feels wrong to watch them in the day.

>>220424153
Gofile links expire pretty quickly though, just so you know. I think generally between 7-10 days unless that's changed.
Pixeldrain can take files up to 10gb on free accounts and links literally last years.

>>220424367
Eh, unless it's getting reposted every thread, it's not an issue. Plus most just grab the torrent anyway.

>>220424357
I do miss being a teenager and watching old horror movies at 1am on TCM. They were god-tier back then.

>>220410317
>>220410254
>>220409759
>just film a cute young girl acting retarded
>becomes a "cult classic" that endures forever with a giant fanbase
It's that easy

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>>220424667
To be fair her performance is legitimately very good. Much better than you'd expect

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>>220423868
bet

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gimme your best "author gets caught up in creating an evil story and loses his mind"

>>220424694
>>220424720
Post her boobas.

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>>220424860
:)

>>220424927
Oh fuck I'm gonna coom

>>220424927
now that's what I call a purple nurple

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>>220424943

>>220424943
I wanna zurple her turple if you know what I mean.

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>Watch you don't trip carrying all that spaghet-OH NO

>>220411306
Nigga just watch 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo

>>220425062
Shut up.

>>220424667
> >just film a cute young girl acting retarded
>becomes a "cult classic" that endures forever with a giant fanbase
>giant fanbase
Just call them simps

>>220425785
Alright.

>>220424667
You just proved how easy it is to prove horror fans are retarded

>>220424927
Nice

>>220425939
No, don't shut up.

>>220425785
Have your told your parents you're gay yet?

>>220425999
>her smile and optimism: bloodied

>>220410317
>film hot girl
>becomes underground hit
I wish I cracked the code.

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>A group of FBI trainees are taken to a remote island for simulation training. However, once there, they realise that they are being hunted by a serial killer, who might be someone amidst them.


FUN as fuck!

>>220426349
She was in Doom Asylum before that, you need true movie magic.

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>>220426400

>>220426559
And people still post about that shit here

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Just finished. Agonizingly dumb. Only interesting thing about it is Angela from the Night of the Demons has a dialogue-free cameo in a nightclub scene and you can just watch that part on youtube.

>>220410039
Grown women dressed like babies is my fetish

Currently watching Buffet Infinity.
The more obviously comedic it becomes the more it starts to lose me.
Would have preferred if it kept the 'serious' tone in the beginning and let the comedy be the inherent silliness of the premise and story themselves.

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>>220409694
Does Michael Myers has more kills than Jason now after his shitty recent trilogy or does he still comes up short? he barely did anything in "Halloween Ends" besides being shat on and getting beaten up

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>>220427129
>do not redeem movie!

>>220427148
Michael kills like 30 people in Halloween Kills.

>>220427148
Michael Myers has 160 kills now, barely more than Jason, but still more

>>220427245
>>220427266
>I will redeem movie! I will redeem! bloody benchod cronenberg

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>>220427148
>Freddy vs. Jason
looks like Jason won by a large margin if you're counting kills

>>220427148
You have to remember, there are 4 Michaels and at least 2 Jasons.

>>220427308
Good point, Jason is way ahead if you look at it like that.

>>220427148
>shitty recent trilogy

To this day, I don't know how people can consider the recent trilogy "shitty", especially compared to garbage like 5, 6, Resurrection, and the Rob Zombie movies (though there are things here-and-there that I like about the Zombie movies).

I personally liked the idea in the DGG trilogy that Michael's body was just getting too old for the "evil" force inside him to sustain him anymore, and it was seeking out a new host, and how Haddonfield itself had almost a Derry kind of thing going on, where the whole town was being subtly affected by it.

>>220427401
>Rob Zombie movies
Those are unironically KINO tho

>>220427401
2018 is pretty good, kills is visually kino but storywise retarded, ends is severely retarded.
in short: EVIL DIES TONIGHT.

>>220427437
>crowingburg not canadan. I canadan. bloody bastard crowningburger!!

Just finished Buffet Infinity.
6/10 I guess.
Liked the first half more than the second half.

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>monster is small but perverted

>>220427439
>EVIL DIES TONIGHT

I really fell like that was all a bit overblown by RLM, and I didn't hate what they were going for, but yeah, the execuation could have been better.

I did like how Laurie was trying to go boss bitch, and everyone just told her to get over herself, and how it's not all about her.

I think that people's enjoyment of Ends really depends on how much they sympathize with Cory, and maybe it's just because I was a depressed fuck around the time that came out, but I really felt what he was going through in that movie, where some shit that's completely out of your control can completely upend your life like that. I also liked that, for once, everybody got to have a relatively happy ending, though I found H20's closure to the series much more satisfying, hence why Resurrection pisses me off as much as it does.

>>220427589
didn't know it originated from RLM, honestly I thought the line was good it just makes me laugh.
they should have kept Laurie unconscious in the hospital, she just annoyed the piss out of me in Kills.
Ends is probably only ironically enjoyable for Corey. though I did like the idea of sewer Michael eating rats for years like a TMNT

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having a huge crush on this random girl from Drive Thru (2007)

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>>220427574

>>220427432
Based

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Damn, The Outing/Lamp has been something else so far, and not on the horror part
>begins with 3 thugs, 2 guys and 1 girl literally beating some poor really old granny down with glee
>they also cut her with an axe and kill her with no remorse
>blonde bimbo of the group runs with boobs outs and wearing just panties before being killed by the evil presence of the lamp
>male school deliquent beats down the main girl in public by roughly grabbing and shoving her on a locker
>main female teacher beats him with a huge stick like she got fighting moves and throws him to the floor by the balls
>cops and black schoon principal arrive
>main bully literally calls the principal a nigger
And so far all the women have been pretty natural beauties
It truly was a different time

>>220427678
She is fuck ugly, dude.

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>>220427432
I liked the fucked up mask from his second movie

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>>220427775
>main bully literally calls the principal a nigger
Similar thing in SCIII

>>220427791
No she isn't

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>>220427678
anon has nostalgia for early 00s girls
I do as well
Drive Thru is pretty fun too, just the killer is kinda mid

>>220427791
True

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>>220427910
she's a top qt. shame she only shows up in one scene
>>220427951
i was hoping they'd delve deeper into Horny's psyche, but he does sort of end up being a paper thin killer

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>>220427948
Go be gay somewhere else Gurpreet, this is a horror movie thread.

>>220427432
Only people who hate on the Rob Zombie's Halloween movies are those who find them "too edgy"
>>220427148
Freddy has a pathetic body count overall when you compare him to other horror villains, even Leprechaun killed at least 4 people per movie, never just 3 or 1

Are mass deaths cheating? Like The Invisible Man derailing a train. I feel like they have to personally kill them.

>>220428039
Did Hitler kill 6 million Jews?

>>220428013
Most people I see complaining about Rob Zombie's Halloween online do so because the movie has too much nudity and shit like that
>>220428039
>I feel like they have to personally kill them.
Do guns count in that case? like Ghostface shooting random people inside a mini-market in Scream 6

>>220428151
Freddy put more people in a furnace than Hitler

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Andre Ovredal's new one just around the corner

>>220428007
2nd answer to same post saying same thing just confirms it
He really can't help himself

>>220428246
He starts mass replying when he doesn't get any replies himself. Worse than a child or woman. Truly pathetic.

>>220428003
Sexo princess

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I love /hor/ and I love women and your opinions mean nothing

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Are you Team CW or Team Madison?

I really wish that Netherrealm would put Mortal Kombat on ice for a while, and just make a horror character fighting game. Jason, Freddy, Pinhead, Leatherface, all that. While we still have guys like Doug Bradley and Robert Englund around. The Crypt Keeper could be the announcer.

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>>220428572
imagine attempting to maintain eye contact

>>220428606
I imagine the fees are prohibitive. but then again, smash pulls it off.

>>220428630
I don't know where the rights all stand at the moment, but there was a time when WB had access to a good portion of the big ones (Jason, Freddy, and Leatherface at least) through New Line.

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Any movies that can be added to this?

>>220428668
>Broadcast Signal Intrusion
>History of the Occult
both kino.

>>220426400
Watching it now, great Renny Harlin, budget Fincher shlock. They don't make movies like that anymore, like his shark kino. It's so over produced. Christie for Bruckheimer dude bros, like Identity but even dumber and flashier. Nonsensical editing, camera is always moving. Sweet spot between a MTV video and a boomer CBS CSI re-run. Script is obviously "movie about smart people but written by and for retards" and that's why it's kino.

>>220428173
Yes

>>220428653
Rights are the reason we don't have a new NOES. It's split between New Line Cinema and Craven's estate. Jason Blum has been trying to get one made for ages.

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>>220428572
Based Lysette enjoyer

>>220428725
>They don't make movies like that anymore, like his shark kino

which one?
Deep Blue Sea or the recent Deep Water?

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>>220429046
Deep Blue Sea, didn't know he made a new one

>>220429477
It's about half as good as DBS but 1000x times better than his Strangers movies.

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>>220428701
ty anon, added them to the list

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>>220429517
History of the Occult is one of the more underrated films of the decade. It's in spanish so gets overlooked.
I hereby recommend everyone check it out.

>>220429515
I think he was just completely hamstrung by the script on that one.

>>220429662
(meaning The Strangers trilogy)

>>220428668
The Believers
Scanners
Videodrome
The Cabin In The Woods
The Omen series
Parts: The Clonus Horror
The Empty Man

If you count small-town conspiracies then The Stepford Wives and sequels/remake among others.

I don't know if you'd count Invasion Of The Body Snatchers or not.
Same for Halloween III: Season Of The Witch.

>>220428668
Society (1989) (rich people are actually aliens who adsorb the bodies of poor people and turn into some disgusting mass of flesh ala "The Thing")

>>220429828
Look closer Lenny

>>220416925
>The Midnight Game
>Renee Olstead
I will now watch this slop.

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>>220429858

This is the movie I was born to watch
>>/wsg/6145555

>>220430288
ah fuck
>>>/wsg/6145555

>>220430299
lel at the eww

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>>220411221

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Man this show is just full of babes

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>The believability of the whole thing was thrown off from the start once Chandler Riggs takes a bite out of a Hot Pocket immediately after taking it out of the microwave and doesn’t burn himself.

>>220430584
The 90s was a magical time in TV

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>>220414482
>strong black kween

Did this thread get purged?

>>220430820
the "banned movie list" spammer got banned for sperging out and calling everyone a simp

>>220428229
>Andre Ovredal
His movies have been kinda meh, haven't they?

>>220430584
now this is Substance

>>220430871
>Trollhunter
meh it was a great premise but more fantasy
>The Autopsy of Jane Doe
decent
>Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
well shot
>The Last Voyage of the Demeter
terrible, yah blew it.jpg

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>>220430584
You're not wrong

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>>220430845
>take a nap
>wake up to pissjeet getting banned

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>>220431813

>>220430845
Nature is healing

>>220431610
pissjeet lore qrd?

>>220414644
The chick wasn't much better. Sleeps around, gets pregnant and immediately starts drinking, leaves her bed-ridden mum to go party until morning, etc.

>>220431838
loved that part, sliced him like a damn fruit. though in a lot of the alien films the acid blood only appears when the plot calls for it.

>>220422482
VPN like the rest of us.

>>220431838
wheres the acid

>>220431838
>me trying to play with my cat

>>220431874
kek

>>220424927
The amount of samefagging you've been doing in this thread is embarrassing. What are you, Harpertard?

>>220431813
>>220431838
This had it's moments.

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>>220431212
>The Last Voyage of the Demeter
I'm the resident Franciosi simp and even I walked out of that one kek

>>220431935
For the millionth time Sosiejeet, I don't samefag. But yes, I posted that.

>>220432121
Is that Suzy Bannion in the pic?

>>220432121
I've never accused you of samefagging before. Other anons have noticed too then kek

>>220432157
There's one waifufag doing all the spamming in every thread and I don't care which one of you it is, you're all going back to Treblinka

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>>220432173
Nta, I do post waifus but never the same ones every thread.