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Come on now.
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>>220466522
kek
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>>220466499
So wtf was the guy with the masks problem
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>>220464351
That's a sad story, anon. I'm sad now.
>>220465473
It's like that anon who jumped out the window because the neighbors were fighting.
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>The Peter Vincent character was named after horror icons Peter Cushing and Vincent Price, and Holland specifically wrote the part for Price,[5][8] but at this point in his career, Price had been so badly typecast that he had stopped accepting roles in horror movies.[11]
But then shortly after, he did From a Whisper to a Scream. Maybe he just didn't like the script or felt like it would be too much action for a man his age. Roddy McDowell did a great job, but I do wonder what the movie would be like with Vincent Price essentially playing himself in it.

Coincidentally, both actors died in the month of October.
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>>220466333
Come True (2020) has some cool sequences which capture that vibe pretty well.
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>>220466499
I love Demons 1 and 2, but man is that Demons 2 finale shitty. The movie's basically over after the massacre in the parking garage.
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>>220466607
I figure he's the devil, and he started his invasion of Earth at the theater
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Watch Leaving D.C.
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>>220467151
if you're gay
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>>220466643
Okay, I'm watching The Wolf House (2018). This is great, and my cat likes it. She doesn't intently watch the tv very often.
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>>220467151
boring
one rec here in this threads that I liked was deadstream
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>>220467162
Phew, I was just about to click play
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>>220467245
>deadstream
Gem.
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>>220467162
>t. claire
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>>220466770
Fright Night is banned from /hor/, same as Gremlins 2.
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*saves horror*
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>>220466607
He just wanted to put on a good show
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Just got back from Hokum. For some reason it felt like a video game to me. Not sure why, I guess it was just the structure of the film.
Overall I enjoyed it.
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>>220466770
Too bad it didn't happen. But Roddy did good in it.
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>>220467151
That fucking biiiiiitch!!
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>>220467182
Watch she doesn't grow hands
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>>220468328
Poor Tor. Why do they have to bully him like that?
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They Will Kill You was such a suckfest. BOO!
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Watching Predator lads.
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>>220468426
how it feels to browse /hor/
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>>220468426
Flick?
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>>220468328
I think Ed Wood is Tim Burton's best movie
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>>220468444
Hotel Inferno 2
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>>220468456
Thx
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>>220468447
Absolutely
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>>220468505
this is why I am a certified garbage disposal uninstaller
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>>220468505
Candy Clark is a minx
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Watched it again and enjoyed it even more than the first time
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>>220468505
The Blob is just one of those required horror kinos
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>>220468694
I'm only gonna watch this cause of Crispin Glover
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>>220468694
Tell me to watch this movie tonight right now.
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Ready or Not 2 is better than They Will Kill You, but not by much. Elijah Wood is always a pleasure to watch tho.
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>>220468656
based fellow candy clark in the big sleep appreciator
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>>220468850
He's great in it. All the leads are. I normally don't find Taissa Farmiga and Daddario to be great acting talents, but they absolutely nailed it in this.

>>220468857
see above plus the film has a stylish aesthetic, score, photography, and narrative framing. It feels like a Wes Anderson film, but it is not pretentious, doesn't waste your time. It's very straightforward and lets you know right what you're in for. Watch it tonight.
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>>220468887
This dropped just a few days ago: https://youtu.be/kcXBFY2XBuY
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>>220466499
Do people care about horror? With internet and gore being so easy to watch, horror lost its charm and shock value.
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>>220469047
Horror is the fantasy of gore, not the reality of it.
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>>220469331
>every 2000s horror movie DVD cover
>"The most realistic gore since Psycho Buzzsaw Clowns 8! A must see!"
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Is it better than the Lee Cronin one
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>>220469716
it was a different time
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>>220469763
it's a more entertaining movie
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Thinking about watching Evil Dead Rise again tonight.
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>>220468899
>It feels like a Wes Anderson film, but it is not pretentious, doesn't waste your time.
I have a soft spot for some of his films so that's great to hear, as long as it isn't too artsy-fartsy.
>Watch it tonight.
Putting it on now.
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>>220469922
based
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>>220469920
I ought to rewatch that top, more because I wasn't much of a fan the first time I saw it and I want to give it another shot. I remember really hating the sound mixing. Just loud, harsh noises all throughout that grate on the ears and add nothing
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>>220468694
Never heard of this. Is the book good?
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>>220470179
Yes. It's quite different from the film, which is one of the reasons I like the movie so much. Shirley Jackson was a great writer. Her most famous book is probably The Haunting of Hill House, which was adapted into a miniseries.
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Based
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>>220470212
>fully grown man referring to himself as "sapphic"
gives me the ick
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Are there any other semi-comfy horror films that are (sort of) set in one location akin to Horror Express?
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Don't watch cry wolf
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>>220470199
>Shirley Jackson was a great writer
I read The Lottery and The Haunting of Hill House many years ago. But I had never heard of the Castle one. Will watch the movie and read the book some day.
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>>220470290
Both totally worth it
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>>220470270
Leaving D.C.
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>>220470270
This is another good one set on a train
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>>220470270
Not really horror, but kind of. All star cast and worth watching for anyone.
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>>220470270
trying searching for chamber piece horror
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>>220470270
Observance
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>>220467423
The banlist will soon be everything except horror movies
>>220466770
He did a good job in the role
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>>220470212
gadontroon in shambles
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>>220468768
he's gonna get his ass saw'd
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>>220470212
>I don't see any other trans artists getting budgets, and that's a fucking shame.
The fucked up thing is, if the world rightly saw trannies as bizarre sexual freaks, I would support them making weird underground movies as part of a niche, punk movement. The fact that there's a push to have them accepted as a normal part of everyday life forces me to oppose them and see them as enemies. For lack of a better phrase, they just need to know their place.
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>>220470625
The banlist will soon be everything except punjabi horror*
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>In Sanguine/Species a young medical student working at an ER witnesses a new virus spreading among young patients, a mysterious mutation among the new generation that starts affecting her.
>“I wanted to tell a story about bodies forced to change, to evolve and adapt to a very toxic and demanding workplace,” writer/director Marion Le Corroller explains to Deadline.
https://x.com/What_The_Films/status/2054161476424700011
another french wahmen body horror director
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>>220470858
>Chad won't fuck me if I get fat!
This is every female horror movie
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>>220470868
Trvke.
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>Panos Cosmatos’ ‘Flesh of the Gods’ Enters Production
oh yeah
>Kristen Stewart still in it but doesn't look like Oscar Isaac is
oh hell yeah
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>>220470956
bueno
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>>220467423
Your "banlist" is powerless.
FRIGHT NIGHT! FRIGHT NIGHT! FRIGHT NIGHT! FRIGHT NIGHT!
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>>220470858
>Species
Isn't that title already taken?
>Sanguine/Species
What the fuck is this retard doing? Is this one of those "different titles for different markets" things? WHY?
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>>220471128
>4 times
You scared, Anon?
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Why is /hor/ so old? In other generals i can tell i'm talking to other millennials but in /hor/ it seems like 90% of you are Xers who peaked in the early 90s.
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>>220471159
You'd think they'd call it Blood. Maybe that's the title that's taken.
Similar puzzle with Kairo, in Japanese it seems to mean Circuit but they made the english name Pulse for some reason.
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>>220471390
Horror is old
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>Guillermo Del Toro Teases His Adaptation Of Kazuo Ishiguro’s ‘The Buried Giant’ At BFI Career Talk: “A Fascinatingly Difficult Stop-Motion Movie For Adults”
slightly off topic but more kino news. though it's del fatzo so I give it about 34% chance of happening.
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Screamsquatch
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>>220469331
Horror is not necessarily about gore though. There are plenty of horror films that don't have any gore or at least exceedingly little like when you would fall down and scrape your knee as a child levels. There's an example of a bloodless horror film right here even >>220467151
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>>220471592
we know how she got the role
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>>220471609
Horror is about being scary. If it's not scary it's not horror.
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>>220471672
then its something like gothic horror which is at least horror adjacent
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>Halloween franchise favorites Scout Taylor-Compton and Danielle Harris teamed up to write, direct, produce, and star in Last Chance Motel, and the first images have surfaced.
>Heather Langenkamp casually mogging them
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>>220471709
>then its something like gothic horror which is at least horror adjacent
>gothic horror
>horror adjacent
The stupidity of the average horror fan continues to astound me
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>>220471734
>name my band
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>>220471734
>everybody's white
Is horror saved?
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>>220471734
Heather looks so fucking hot here.
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>>220471672
Not necessarily no but let's say for the sake of argument that it is who decides whether or not something is scary? You? What's scary to you might not be scary to me and vice versa. That's why these arguments are pointless all of the nuance is usually lost on people that like to treat "horror" as this magic seal of approval that will always guarantee them the experience they so crave with 100% satisfaction every time but that world simply does not exist.
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>there are people here not watching Widows Bay

Probably the best horror comedy I've seen on TV at the moment.
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Aussie hours now, cunts
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Horror is bats and spiders and my uncle Tim
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>>220472528
>disturbs your childhood
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>>220471988
That's Nancy now? God, I fucking love MILFs.
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>Wes, how do you want me to play Dewey in this scene
I need a Dewey & Gale /romcom/ edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Ch5jV4vgs
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>>220472895
He's an atrocious actor. This delivery always makes me cringe.
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>>220472528
Please
PLEASE
PLEAAAAAAAAASE

The combination of that song and the visuals, especially the taxi driver...
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>>220472628
for me its long arms nanny janosz
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>>220473289
There's something especially spooky about seeing something that's practically out of sight initially gradaully come into view. Lake Mungo is probably the best example of how good this is.
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>>220465598
there you go anon, real caveman shit
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>>220473375
How does Jason figure into this situation?
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>>220474273
It's a f13 poster
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>>220470270
Intruder (1989)
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>>220471440
OKAY? But old horror like, literally sucks. People start laughing when they see 80s horror, the shitty costumes, effects and hear the terrible audio mixing.
You think people today are scared of Jason x Freddy? NO. People are scared of ghosts, not of some pedo mutant killing teens.

WE as a general should BAN 80s discussion. Let's talk about the 70s and the 00s. Those were good decades.
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>>220471390
Yeah, it's truly terrible. You should probably leave and save yourself.
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Horror is too spoopy to watch, bros.
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Sea chart anon, I knew there was another stupid 50's aquatic horror movie I was forgetting.
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>>220473375
instant classic
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>>220471861
Black directors already saved horror years ago.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POneS8h1jyU
new reason to live just got announced
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>>220470270
THIS
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>>220477818
Traumaslop
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>>220474873
The 70s is even older
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>>220478616
God these movies stink
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https://bloody-disgusting.com/home-video/3951331/society-horror-express-bloody-birthday-the-baby-4k-restorations-in-the-works-at-ignite-films/
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>>220479224
>tfw can't afford physical media anymore
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>>220479702
Just pirate the remux when it hits torrent sites.
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>>220477818
Looks like a film that's not really up my alley, but probably pretty good for those who enjoy it. It looks like a GCI style meant to imitate stop motion, which is kind of disappointing, but understandable. True craftsmanship is getting more and more difficult to pull off these days.
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>>220479965
i don't know what gci is but laika always does genuine stop motion
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>>220480085
Well that is impressive
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>>220477818
Not really horror though, is it?
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>>220480305
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2056785/
say's so right here
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>>220480322
Fair enough
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That movie was pretty good. Even if I don't connect with the TikTok culture. See if it was about Rotten and Ogrish then it would be more my kind of generation.

also: I need a fat latina with big titties
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>>220481030
I missed out on this at the theater because it only played there for about a week. Hopefully it hits Shudder soon
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>>220481030
Is it wrong to admit I was extremely turned on by her weight gain?
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>>220481444
Hell no. There's some GUD pussy under that gut.
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>>220481444
There's a creepy faggot who hangs out here that jerks off to kids, so no. Enjoy your thick Latina.
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>>220481642
You just replied to me hahahaha holy shit kill yourself.
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>>220481030
Did Barbie really get called a cuck towards the end?
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>>220480085
>muh coraline
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>>220479072
The original is peak though
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>>220481913
Yes, they also mention 4chan like in Scream 5.
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>>220478890
See, anons used to be convincing with their bait.
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>>220482016
Not by name right? Just the "Don't Fuck With Cats" which iirc is from here. I just remember NEDM (Not Even Doom Music) from way back in the day in relation to cat violence.
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>>220482346
No, not by name. I was just glad there was a reference at all given how rare it is after Pepe was "radicalized" or whatever the fuck.
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>>220482346
i think they're referencing the netflix docu slop video and not 00s 4chan culture
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>>220466499
Based Demons appreciator OP
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>>220482567
Jenny Seinfeld a cute.
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>>220482621
How bad?
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>>220482621
looks like AI slop
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>>220482671
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt40116292/
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>>220482621
>>220482712
This is a separate thing from Trash's Revenge?
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>>220482788
Yeah
https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3951368/rebirth-of-the-living-dead-will-be-a-direct-sequel-to-john-a-russos-return-of-the-living-dead-novel/
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>>220482788
You know the studio is quality when the logo is a parody of another one
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>>220482567
Don't samefag, OP
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>>220482855
everyone loves demoni, I'm not either of them
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>>220481030
the main girl acts like she's brain damaged
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>>220483343
In her and modern horror's defense, she IS a traumatized junkie

She was cool though, I liked her despite her retardation.
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>>220482855
The one guy who samefags relentlessly every thread is on vacation right now and it shows.
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>>220483678
nah i broke into his favela with a chainsaw and cut off his arms and legs
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>>220483712
God I wish…
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Cutest horror movie killer?
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>>220484194
I love how she made out with JCon in some 90s movie.
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>>220484194
First one that came to mind.
>Under the Skin is just sci-fi!!!
Ehhhh I'll count it as horror as well.
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>>220473375
lel
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>>220484758
It's actually her best performance as an actress too. Despite being nude, she came across as such an alien that I didn't find it attractive.
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>>220484194
Sleepaway Camp II
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>>220484758
One of the most kino scenes in horror and somehow her being nude isn't the best part
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>>220482385
Hufflepuff!
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I swear to god, I was waiting for Taissa to bitchslap somebody in this for at least an hour. Such a cute ukranian femcel
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>>220471390
I am only 47
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>>220485075
When her cousin started dragging her up the stairs I wanted her to bite his head off. Was wondering what you though of it.
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>>220485075
Taissa and her sister are so beautiful

That latest Conjuring movie was ok too
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>>220471390
Probably because no good horror movies have come out in the last 20 years.
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This was not a good movie to watch while recovering from painful dental surgery
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>>220485444
Cucked taste
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>>220484051
Based
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12 of the last 16 posts were all from the same guy btw
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>>220485979
Cope cuck
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>"Halloween 2 sucks because it made Michael Myers and Laurie related, FUCK that shit"
Was this pedo right?
Also:
>*The most recent trilogy retcons them being related because according to the director "it would be scarier if Michael Myers just killed random people unrelated to Laurie*
>*Ends up going after Laurie in all the movies anyways and gets killed by her*
What was the point of the retcon if you were going to do the same shit, then?
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It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQ3Sb9FIKU
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>>220486120
Halloween Ends was terrible. In the entire trilogy, Michael was shown as heavy and strong. Then two middle aged out women end up overpowering him in the end.
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>>220467151
Claire was a bitch but so was Mark, the ghost wanted some male companionship and he straight up rejected her. This is why I fucking hate incels, they only want girls in their OWN way but are unable to improvise on the spot.
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>>220486120
Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 is better than Halloween 2
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>Curry Barker insisted on editing Obsession himself to nail intense psychological scares
>psychological scares
Cringe.
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>When her cousin started dragging her up the stairs I wanted her to bite his head off.
God same here. I was waiting for that witch to snap, especially when it was later revealed she was responsible for the sugar poisoning.
Great cast, honestly; Farmiga Jr, Crispin Glover, and Sebastian Stan all killed it, especially during those kitchen scenes. Personally, I hated how Connie never truly stuck up for her fucked-up little sister, plus Daddario ended up getting outshined by everyone else.

>>220485444
I enjoyed Last Rites a bit but I'm obviously biased since I love 'em both. I did hate how they teased a Farmiga crossover in the Nun 2 post-credits scene that never came to fruition. The Devil Made Me Do It was the easily the worst one though.

>>220485779
Definitely :)
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The transphobia in Incident in a Ghostland was inexcusable
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>>220473375
kek
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>>220486120
No, if you're going to continue making sequels I think giving them a stronger connection works
>The Empire Strikes Back sucks because it made Luke, Vader, and Leia related
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>Fear and desire make an explosive cocktail in Jane Schoenbrun’s instant midnight-movie classic Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, a psychedelic tribute to the slasher-horror cycle of the early ’80s that subversively reclaims the genre from the traditional male gaze. It’s clear from the outset where Schoenbrun is headed, creating a mash-up of the better-known canon — Halloween, Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street (in order of appearance) — but the added twist is the inclusion of 1983’s Sleepaway Camp, which ends with a transgressive twist that still somehow divides LGBTQ+ film critics, despite its obvious transphobia.

>After the credits roll, the film finds film director Kris (Hannah Einbinder), a non-binary, polyamorous Sundance wunderkind, being tasked with rebooting the Camp Miasma franchise. Kris has political reasons for doing this, since they know they are being exploited by the studio to give the project a veneer of PC credibility. But Kris is also a classic Schoenbrun heroine, an outsider whose lifeline is pop culture, and despite her apparent militance, she is not entirely at home in her sexual identity, as evidenced by her clearly unhappy relationship with a woman she shares with a bisexual man named Thor.
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>>220486120
To be fair in Halloween 2018 Michael doesn't set out for Laurie, he is brought to her forcibly. He doesn't seem to give a fuck about her specifically.
And I don't think they even interact at all in Kills.
Then in Ends he's chasing after Cory to get his mask back and Laurie just happens to be there to fight him.
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>>220486609
Fixbros we won!!!
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>>220486609
>instant cult classic
isn't that technically an insult?
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>>220486609
>Jane Schoenbrun
I shan't be watching jewish filth.
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>>220486743
Kills dedicates its runtime to telling Laurie to get over herself. I really wish they would have stuck with the idea of the entire DGG trilogy taking place over the course of one Halloween night.
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Tell me all the giallos you watched in the past 10 days.
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>>220486969
>My Dear Killer
>Death Walks at Midnight
>Human Beasts
>No One Heard the Scream
>Crazy Desire of a Murderer
>The Virgin of Nuremberg
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>>220487004
Impressive
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>>220487004
Those are some very solid giallos off the beaten path.
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>>220486308
>Personally, I hated how Connie never truly stuck up for her fucked-up little sister, plus Daddario ended up getting outshined by everyone else.
Well, in the first act, while the two ladies were visiting the Blackwells, they discussed that Constance had confessed to the police that she had done it, even telling them that they all deserved it. Then at the end, she stated to Merricat that she always knew it was her who poisoned the sugar. So in the aftermath, Constance threw herself under the bus for Merricat and was dragged through a very public trial in a small town where she was painted a familicidal mass murderer. That was the trauma which left her so timid and unable to leave their house. I read the ending as them having an ongoing unspoken understanding that they will always love and protect each other.
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>>220487368
And Daddario was definitely overshadowed by the more expressive performances of the other leads, but that was how her character was written. She gave a very subtle performance, but I think she did a stellar job with it.
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Saw Faces of Death last night and thought it was decent. A few stupid moments here and there but enjoyable overall.
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>>220468694
>Directed by a woman.
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>>220487591
Reeks of estrogen.
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>>220470427
This looks good. I'm suprised I've never heard of that before.
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>>220481030
>Faces of Death
I tought this was a new version of those old mondo videos.
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>>220487659
You haven’t heard of many things.
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>>220470377
>spends months upon months calling other posters cucks
>now expresses excitement that others might join him in watching his waifu getting fucked
lil
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>>220487709
It's a "meta" movie where some dude is recreating scenes from Faces of Death, but with real people for people on TikTok (called Kino)

The thing I didn't like is that even if Faces 1978 had staged deaths, it also had a bunch of real footage. It wasn't all fake.
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>>220487773
Ok gramps.
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>>220487872
they play it like Faces of Death was all fake footage. It wasn't.
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>>220486296
>psychological scares
Therapist bills? Hearing voices?
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>>220486609
They're obligated to say this stuff cuz they're scared of the trans brigade
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>>220487954
Turning 30 for a girl or marrying a woman that porks up
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>>220488031
My wife gained over 30kg since our wedding day.
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>>220487763
Problem, cuck*
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>>220488078
You remind me of the Ginger snaps fag.
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>>220486120
Well, the people in charge of the merch must think that "Halloween II"(1981) is the best movie ever because they spam the shit out of "bleeding eyes Michael Myers" and if you look at the copyright more often than not it reads "Halloween II, all rights reserved"
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It's amazing cuck became a term of endearment among men in only a few months after anons kept spamming it as their go-to insult on the internet.
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>>220487591
Written originally by a woman and directed by a woman and starring primarily women, screenplay written by a man.
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>>220470281
I rewatched that recently and it's kino.
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>>220488302
Cucked
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>>220488355
I just like women actually
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>>220488272
Go back
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>>220488171
The director of Ginger Snaps also directed the Amanda Fix kino Orphan Black Echoes
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>>220488378
Wow, what a cucked thing to say.
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>>220487659
It flies under the radar for many. The only reason I know about it is it played on TV on some cable network back in the 80s and my family had it recorded on VHS.

It is really good.
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>>220488424
I don't have oneitis for your girl so I have no idea what you are talking about.
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Just finished.
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>>220488553
You a sock guy or a tissue guy?
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>>220488553
Was it good? Was it bad? Who knows, i don't fucking remember
I got my selfie and that's all I give a shit about
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>>220488193
I appreciate that Universal is acknowledging their library that doesn't involve Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolf Man, etc.
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>>220488570
I’m a sit in the corner and watch kinda guy
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>>220488537
See
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>>220488423
If you had male friends, you'd know this is actually true.
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>>220488065
You gotta prenup that shit
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>>220489096
More like pre-ozempic her. Make over 40kgs UNDERWEIGHT for her wedding.
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>>220488647
If you had male friends, you'd know this is actually true.
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Gonna watch Taking Lives 2004
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>>220488570
Not me, the bull
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>>220489221
This is actually smart.
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>>220488378
Loser.
>>220489243
I don’t have friends, I am employees.
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>>220478876
Is it another Babadook?
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>>220489243
nta but I'm as suspicious of guys who get off on guys fucking their girls as I am of guys who go super dom in service of making their women happy.
Being actually sexually selfish just turns them off. They want everything to be a performance for their benefit.
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>>220489447
I am suspicious of cucks
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>>220490067
wife
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>>220486120
Also, this comment is really stupid because Michael Myers and Laurie are related is not the problem. The problems are it takes place in one location and loses the suspense of 'where is he going to show' up in the first one. It also introduces no new characters that the audience cares about, like Annie. This further makes it lack suspense because you know the throw away characters are just going to die. Friday the 13th suffers from this too with characters, but is offset by the kills being unique and unsuspected. Which is also what probably results in people rooting more for Jason.
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Just put on They Will Kill You
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>>220490297
Laurie and Loomis also know he's not dead and are fully aware of the threat the entire movie, again erasing suspense.
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Watching this tonight. From what I gather it's a low budget Scream style satire with an alien monster instead of a slasher.
Also came out years before Scream.
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>>220488577
I hope you got Hope's number.
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>>220472628
I remember feeling bad for Janosz as a kid
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>>220490732
I got what I wanted. Worst part of getting a selfie was I had to be in it.
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>>220490375
Turned this off within 15 minutes
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>>220491128
Yeah, her nappy hair and face was annoying.
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Freddy vs Jason is banned from /hor/.
Please do not discuss it.
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>>220491545
Did you use your time away from /tv/ wisely and tell your parents you're gay?
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>>220491875
I contemplated jumping in front of a Toronto train because my boyfriend left me.
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What do you guys think is the best and worst zoomer horror movie?

>>220491933
Fuck off NPM, my god
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>>220492147
In my limited knowledge,
>the best
Deadstream, if zoomer horror just means a generally recent movie. I've come around to the Damian McCarthy trilogy as well, for a more serious pick. I think they're pretty good
>worst
Iron Lung was just stupid
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>>220466770
Vincent Price was nearly 20 years older than Roddy, doubt it would have worked as well for the character. Roddy was already in his late 50s when the flick was shot.
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>>220468505
>able to crush a man with enough force and speed that it can pull him through a sink drain in a matter of seconds
>somehow unable to break into a fucking phone booth

I mean, Rule of Cool and all that but I don't think a little internal consistency is too much to ask for.
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>>220492147
The only zoomer horror director I can think of off the top of my head is Curry Barker and I haven't seen Milk and Serial or Obssesion.
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Faces of Death is fine. A similar movie came out last year called American Sweatshop featuring Lili Reinhart (the Forbidden Fruits girl). Both movies are about content moderators and both even do the whole reddit sleuth/detective thing. American Sweatshop is more subtle compared to Faces of Death. Reminder to watch director Daniel Goldhaber's Cam and How to Blow Up a Pipeline. The former is horror kino featuring Madeline Brewer.
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>>220492423
>the Forbidden Fruits girl
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>>220492423
You'd better be careful or Dark Betty will come after you
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>>220471734
I remember how Danielle said she went up to Jaime Lee Curtis at some horror convention to introduce herself (since they had both already starred in Halloween movies) and JLC simply stated "I don't know who you are" and then basically told her to fuck off. Kek.
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>>220471861
People with dark hair aren't white though.
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>>220492471
Danielle mogs her at any age, so I'm not surprised at the bitchy fit.
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>>220472182
They waited way too long to make Wolf Creek 2 and 3. The first movie literally started shooting 22 years ago this very month. And Greg McLean fucked up by choosing to make Rogue instead of WC2 for a 2007 release as well. He didn't even get to start filming WC2 until nearly 9 whole years after he shot the first one.
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>>220488577
>been there, done that, bought the t-shirt
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>>220474873
But isn't some 6'7" pedo nigga chasing you with a machete infinitely more spooky than ghosts since ghosts don't exist?
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>>220480085
>laika always does genuine stop motion
Yeah because the nigga who owns the studio is the son of Nike's co-founder and chairman emeritus.
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>>220492711
>since ghosts don't exist
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>>220492708
That's the best part! The shirt was free!
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>>220492563
Looks like /ourgirl/ Amanda Fix!
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>Singer and actress Halsey co-writes and stars in the upcoming Replacer from director Avan Jogia, which is being described as a “psychosexual horror movie.”
>Stranded in Montreal, Proxy (Halsey), a troubled DJ, meets an alluring artist and his group of friends who run an underground radio station. The station’s broadcast becomes warped by a mysterious signal hidden deep beneath the city’s subway system.
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>>220492847
Yeah, no thanks. Thank you. Bye.
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>>220492711
Nigga, I'M a ghost
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>>220492847
Tattoos are so fucking gross.
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>>220492847
Tattoos are so fucking hot.
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>>220492847
kino
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>>220492847
Trash tier type ahh person
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God save me. God, Christ, carry my soul onwards. Hear me, O Father.
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>>220493214
They’re called women, anon.
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Peace. God bless.
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>>220493265
Haha, I needed that laugh
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BURY ME
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Fuck my balls. Takers?
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>>220493265
Not a fan
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>>220475429
Fuck this guy.
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